that headshake is all tooo real LOOL

"What do you want to drink?" "Assorted beverages." Lol!

I can’t get over his delivery and jokes. They are like high end dad jokes. 😂

@josephranzsalonga7727

9 ай бұрын

Best way to describe him 😂

@josephohora1287

8 ай бұрын

😂😂high end Dad jokes 😂😂😂😂

@suzyanderson7395

5 ай бұрын

Very high end 😂

@johnathansmith9246

3 ай бұрын

All without being a dad?? How tf??

@johnathansmith9246

3 ай бұрын

High End Dad Free Jokes 🙌🏽

The Top Hat - " 'John Wilks Booth' put him out of business!" 😂😂

Greg deserves his own show, he is so funny.

The old man voice is legendary 👏🏾 “Nice job, Crumbs” 😂

@trippiechris1852

2 жыл бұрын

For real I showed my girlfriend this dude just because of that voice

@JoanBrown-tf6dr

2 ай бұрын

Perfect

How old am I , five minutes in I finally figured out I had already watched this whole thing. Life is good, I can now watch videos several times and each time they are new and just as funny.

@enockmashele6885

Ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one...😂😅😂

I dig how calm he is, yet still be hilarious. 👍👍

@EweChewBrrr01

3 жыл бұрын

w- what?

@mscir

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that understated style works really well.

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't the style deadpan?

@stephanied6711

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Solutions3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothyfloogle : No. Steven Wright does deadpan.

"Where is your wife?" -Uh we're actually sepirated😂

@jimswenson6131

3 жыл бұрын

No one spells "separated" as "sepirated". You missed the joke. It was "seperated".... Doh!

@bootygrabber4000

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimswenson6131 shut up jim

@jimswenson6131

3 жыл бұрын

​@@bootygrabber4000 Did yo mama teach you to talk that way?

Restaurant manager to a solo diner: "So what brings you here?" Him: "food mostly, I heard you had it, I wanted to eat it"🤣🤣🤣

@earlhollar1906

3 жыл бұрын

Or my two feet attached to my hungry body.

@komradson7357

3 жыл бұрын

@@earlhollar1906 🤣🤣Love it!

@NerdyCatCoffeeee

2 жыл бұрын

"So what brings you here?" .... ... ... ... W-What?

@johnhix9678

28 күн бұрын

When people ask me what brought me here I tell him it was my car!

"I was wearing loafers" had me rolling on the floor. The dog thought I was having a fit.

@annebruecks7381

Жыл бұрын

My dog gets freaked when I cough lol, she looks at me like I'm possessed or dying!

The old man voice just kept getting funnier 😂 "Nobody's talking to you rutabaga head!"

@8-bitsarda747

3 жыл бұрын

"It loses 90% of it's value, as soon as you drive it off the lot... Then you gonna get diabetus two days later"

@joshuacalkins

3 жыл бұрын

“Assorted beverages!”

@crystalpowser3856

3 жыл бұрын

Steak and pork

@rolandwoltman7835

Жыл бұрын

Next time I'm at outback... "I'll have the Signature Steaks with the Freshly Made Sides and an Irresistible Deserts please. "

Whew! That was a blast! Speed, delivery, never broke character, voices, play on words! Just great!

He needs to start bringing a sign with him that says "in the bathroom, not done yet. Do not take my food" 🤣😂

Love his medical terms " Hurtis Alotis" 😆😆😆

@denasharpe2393

3 жыл бұрын

I am this man! Lol

@GiftsbyChosen

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@melaniemcturk9509

3 жыл бұрын

@@denasharpe2393 00000000

@Sportwing1800

3 жыл бұрын

I've had that condition the last 40 years.

@JakeSmith-ux1xk

2 жыл бұрын

Count me in too

This is one of the best comedians I’ve heard in a long time. 😂

"Luther, the blade of grass" That's as random as they come🤣🤣🤣 This man, where's he at💗

I was out with a couple that I went to school with . This was 20 some years after we graduated. I was divorced. We're leaving the bar and the wife says " I have a friend I can fix you up with. The last couple I fixed up ended up getting married ". Before I could say, no thanks,her husband says "That's it Beth, scare him off with the threat of marriage "

"FOOTIS HURTIS ALOTUS" I felt that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I started cross country in 6th grade. I remember hearing the term and being worried I'd miss school and fail classes because I'd miss tests and assignments, but was simultaneously disappointed that we never left our county.

@newgrandma979

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@breethomas9555

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I remember asking a girl in my 9th grade art class what cross country was. And she lied to me and said they got to run across the state of Texas and if they were good enough they’d build up to running across America. And I almost joined the team. Then my track buddy gave me the 411. Smh, made me feel so dumb.

@garthtoby

2 жыл бұрын

@@breethomas9555 TV. Y. Up u. U. I.

@garthtoby

2 жыл бұрын

Ug. Y. Y. Y. G. Yy u. L. is. U.

@thereseizzi866

Жыл бұрын

@@breethomas9555 4

I watch this one when I want to feel better immediately. He is so witty. Very intelligent and imaginative. I will never tire of the "get a job, hippy"

@Heavenzvoice

Жыл бұрын

His voice and how he says stuff is hilarious…

@jorgeevasku4187

Жыл бұрын

I have found that the cure for feeling better is a fish sandwich... Admit it you started singing it lol 😆

@josephohora1287

8 ай бұрын

Yes!!!! I felt that way

I ran cross country in high school. Well, one day I missed the bus.

How can anybody in their right mind, give this guy a thumbs down??!?! He had me in stitches, laughing so hard, all the way through!! 💖

@GiftsbyChosen

3 жыл бұрын

It's all them fruit wagons lol

@mamir1495

2 жыл бұрын

You absolutely right. He is brilliant. Clean cut standup. Love it!

@adamminard6725

2 жыл бұрын

You've apparently never worked in a restaurant

@emiliadavis8247

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamminard6725 I have, and it can be rough, physically, from the customers, as well as what we hear

@adamminard6725

2 жыл бұрын

@@emiliadavis8247 he is funny most of the time, the restaurant stuff just hits different. I was like, "I love this guy" and then "I will mess up his order on purpose." I think you get where I'm coming from lol

Okay, this guy was outrageously funny! We were in pain watching this one! Great job Greg!

@waynecaleb6803

3 жыл бұрын

@born2xlr8 yep f

@dyan785

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!

When he said sepeerated I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s freaking hilarious ! why doesn’t he have his own special on Netflix yet? I can watch a marathon of him ..

The MRI joke is the single most relatable thing to come out a comic's mouth. Seriously traumatizing. Takes me back to the war, and I've never been in a war.

@jbuntu5566

3 жыл бұрын

I come back to watch it again and again

@HonzoRich

3 жыл бұрын

Or that cage they put around your head 😖

@catmoore2443

3 жыл бұрын

So true , its awful

@lighttheway4694

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@poohbeartube

Жыл бұрын

Yes! The one I had, provided by the VA, sounded like I was inside a metal trash can and people were banging on it with hammers. Greg actually understated the experience.

“I can’t hurdle.. if I could hurdle I’d be over that fence and you’d never see me again” 😂😂😂

This guy is hilarious! I love Dry Bar for introducing funny, clean comics. Now I just need the pandemic to be done so we can see these folks in person.

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

I said same thing as im a born again christian and I don't judge anyone of swearing ..I was one of the worst..when God made me ready to except his spirit in my heart this trucker broke down and cried in shame and joy cuz there is no other feeling like his love and knowing he has forgiven me..

@johnnydough8841

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricatoni2 Great testimony.

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnydough8841 ty bro

@toddy2519

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricatoni2 FYI...it's "accept"...not "except".

@JakeSmith-ux1xk

2 жыл бұрын

Me too Jennifer

As a runner his jokes were so on point. The cross country coach said every day "run to there - then run back."

@alanharris986

2 жыл бұрын

"Run"

*ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A FISH SANDWICH!!!* Friggin hilarious dude...hope to see more of his works. He's like one of the funniest grumpy old man I've ever seen. And that fastest head shakes still got me on stitches...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

Even better than Walter doing a bidduuummmamaa.aay!??? Impersonation ..least Walter has his faculties about him ..even he'd be a better choice and ole.jeff as vice president..lmao

@Heavenzvoice

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’ve watched that part at least 50 times. That is hands down one of the best jokes ever. “ no no I love Karen. Greg you should marry Karen!” ( quick head shake)

@jv-lk7bc

Жыл бұрын

apparently she was hungry. I bet it works sometimes. How many people would get her one to get her to shut up.

@josephohora1287

8 ай бұрын

🐟😂🐟

@raebroussard7913

7 ай бұрын

I ways one of the ones who had it in my head the next day😅

The first comedian to make me really laugh out loud in a while... LOVE him!!!

@josephohora1287

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

It's a repost, but still gold. Love his voices

@mauboy1983

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what's up with all those reposts lately?!

@jakeofalltradesmusic

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not a lot of new material due to the pandemic.

@dovie2blue

3 жыл бұрын

We'll get a ton of pandemic jokes pretty soon

@Jistarii

3 жыл бұрын

@@mauboy1983 i would imagine because every idiotic state is not allowing people in clubs for "covid" BS. There is no new routines right now

@aprilsilvers381

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen this so I'm loving it

Three minutes in and he already had me wheezing.

The fish sandwich thing is so funny because when I was a server I use to sing my orders back to myself then at the server station sing them out loud so I'd get extra tips for not writing down my orders and other servers hated it because they'd come into work the next day and tell me how all night my songs were stuck in their head.

@payableondeath9091

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I do that 😂👈💀

@shellswetrick3395

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny! Lmao

@chroniccrypto5621

3 жыл бұрын

@@payableondeath9091 I use to live it. Plan on doing the same as an owner next year. Gonna make work fun again.

I’m one of those people who sees something once and then I’m done. This man is the first exception to that in my 70 years of loving laughter. This guy is lik😊e new joy every time I think of fish sandwiches! He’s just hysterical!

@rodderick1983

5 ай бұрын

Have you seen his "the salesman" special? Had me rolling too.

@jay-in-az

3 ай бұрын

I’m with you King. I’ve watched his videos many times.

@JoanBrown-tf6dr

2 ай бұрын

Same. 64 yrs

“He’s a vagrant Muriel he just wants money” 😂

Omg I'm laughing so hard,tears are running down my face

dry bar is GOLD - you find clean comedians really challenging themselves on clean comedy, top notch actually. I hear drybar all the time, great comedians.

He do a really great job with old man's impressions.

Wow, this guy is hysterical! I rarely literally LOL but he's so clever and has great delivery, too funny!

Incredible comic. Need to see more of him!

@rolandwoltman7835

Жыл бұрын

I want to buy a steak from him.

Outstanding 😊

I didn’t think in my early twenties right before my birthday, that I’d have the pleasure of receiving an MRI, but if I had to describe my experience… I’d say he did a great job doing it.

Love his humor and presentation! Very handsome, too!

I really like this guy! He’s great 👍🏻. I need a laugh right now. Always can count on Drybar for a good time! 😂😃

The Last joke made me laugh so stinking hard ! " They said CLEAR"

Went to the bathroom and returned to a family of five at his table. I laughed so dang hard. He is wonderful.

This guy is insanely hilarious. They type of guy you blind date with and end up laughing all night . He would have me dying laughing. His humor makes him sexy.

I love how bitter he is about his age and how society bullies people like us for being single! (I am 47 and single, eating at restaurants alone too! Hahah!)

@prorobo

3 жыл бұрын

You're smoking hot. I'd go out with you. I'm an airline pilot so we could travel the world.

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

And plus I don't see where the profile name LadyAxe has anything to do with u being single ..lmao...😉🙃🤯😳..idk ladyfox..has a nice ring to it attracting guys curiosity..jus like..sayin..😂🤣😁😄😆😀

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

@@prorobo dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping!!??..lmfao...waaaaaahh!!waaaaaaaaaah!!..its true dammit!!🤣😂😅😆😅🤣😂

@SolaireofAstoraFH

3 жыл бұрын

You people are so thirsty ._.

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom Youngest does she need?? My address?? Er what??

His OLD MAN VOICE! Too funny @ 11:01

9:00min: How to make patients feel at ease in an MRI! LMFAO

I think he's one of my favorites I've seen XD him playing stupid is hilarious XD

I'm pretty impressed. I laughed several times hysterically. Great job.

Oh my gosh where's my inhaler hysterical!!?

No matter how bad things seem to be going for me . All I have to do is turn on dry comedy and before the first break I'm laughing my butt off. And I have to tell you I had forgotten how to laugh. I thought the fish sandwich song was going to make me die laughing. Right now I have tears in my eyes from thinking. About it . Thank you Dry Bar for bring back some laughter to my life.

@sachagilley2315

10 ай бұрын

You gotta listen to the lyrics, man, you're getting caught up in the beat!!!

From cross country to MRIs he hit the nail on the head with every joke

I love watching a standup comedian, that has me laughing out loud instead of just smiles and chuckles.

This was the best , my man had me laughing in my car on lunch like a psycho

"All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich!". Classic. Stuck in my head a year later. You have achieved legend status with my dad. "Eleventeen hot dogs to go!" I watched him grab a hot dog out of boiling water with 2 fingers and eat it. Love ya brother and thanks for the laughs. Just realized my dad may be a one star people. Lmao

@MyRedPearlGem

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@terredee

4 ай бұрын

Wha…?

One punchline after the other! I have watched this more than once. He is calmly hilarious 🤣

OMG! The "Bro Code" head shake warning about the crazy date! 00:51 Been there, done that! 😂😂😂

All I want for 🎄 is a 🐟 🥪

@ecosmith7852

3 жыл бұрын

FISH SANWICH!!!

@EweChewBrrr01

3 жыл бұрын

"Must have come from outside" "Yes, yes outside" "I know this 🐟 I've seen him outside all the time"

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference!

@33flutterbykisses

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@earlhollar1906

3 жыл бұрын

@@EweChewBrrr01 that's Charlie, the starkist tuna spokes fish.

Tie your shoes ... "Save yourself son!"

Restaurants are in trouble! Yesterday hubby and I went out to eat and the first SEVEN restaurants had a note on their door saying they couldn't hire a second shift staff so they were going to be closing at 2pm for the foreseeable future!

Lots of laughs from this guy's act!

I would love an alarm clock that played the Fish Sandwich song (wake up smiling).

" as soon as you drive it off the lot" 😂😭

I laughed so many times throughout this performance, but at the last joke about the frog I laughed so hard for such a long time. This guy is brilliant.

Gotta love the briefest head shake in the world. ..clever unique and perfectly executed My wife and I try to repeat if at times - never quite succeeding

Fish Sandwich for Christmas. Hmmm. We may start a new tradition.

He's funny and humble at the same time. We should see more of this fine comedian. I can relate to the shake of the head signal given by my girlfriends hubbies to me and i am a woman! lol...i am happy to be single and that is the path i chose to go in life and yet i still feel i have had a lot of fun with friends and family along the way...Good luck Greg and keep on making them smile!

This guy has Charles Grodin crossed with Ray Liotta vibes. Love it

I love the acting stupid bit that he did at the end. Incidentally, did anyone notice how much his eyes look like Ray Liotta’s😊

I LOVE how he explains the husband of Merial saying “AHHHHHH…Don’t listen to him, he just wants your money he’s nothin’ but a Vagrant!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣 All the way through -- just rollin' 🤣🤣🤣 His dead-pan style makes it even more funny!

A great laugh the second time round. Watch it again. You'll luvvit.

He had me floored! I had tears rolling down my face. I sympathize with the plantar fasciitis. Standing in the middle of the street while people look at you like you are special is REAL. Yes, that stupid song is in my head and I will never eat a fish sandwich again without giggling. I needed this today.

Witty, clever, intelligent and very relatable. Loved it.

Splenda daddy lmao xD

He's 1 of my favorites! 🤣

He's pretty good. It takes brains to be this funny without vulgarity

This guy had me crying 😂😂

My neighbors 2 blocks over heard me laughing.. Bravo !!!.. Thank you

I feel the eating alone at restruants thing .. ... most those things happened to me.

"Excuse me! You can not close half of your restaurant while I am the only one here! I am going to go over to that closed area and make a fort out of the tables and chairs and I doubt you will stop me!" XD that was awesome.

Love this guy, I'm in the UK & had never heard of him. I always watch the new DryBar video & have come across so many new brilliant comedians. I then search YT for any channels or just other videos they may have. I fell lucky with Greg, although I can't find a channel for him, he has got a stand-up special on Prime. 🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧

The fog and the frog were wonderfully funny. Not to mention "clear" ! Can't forget those two jokes!

Very funny. He looks a little bit like Larry Hagman.

I love Greg Warren! Bring him back!

If watched a LOT of Dry Bar Comedy and seen some amazing comics. This guy takes the cake! Truly hilarious! By the way, my grandson invented eggs. 😆

@rolandwoltman7835

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... But did the chicken invent your grandson... While crossing the road?

This guy is so funny!!! What a hoot... I needed some great laughter!

Feels like I just laughed for 40 straight mins, what a great way to start my Sunday! I have seen Greg Warren's other stand up video and both are solid gold comedy! And clean to boot, that's hard to do nowadays. Good job Greg, I love you!!! 🤣😍😂🤩

Hysterical! Brilliant!

"We got outta there for 9 dollars" "What was it, a hostage situation"? lol

Great routine and definitely funny as hell.

Never heard this guy before. He's hilarious!! ....oh, and I'm gonna start calling people "fruit wagon."

LOL…I had that happen before; I was at a restaurant by myself and I went to the bathroom, I came back to find my half eaten meal gone and the booth being cleaned by the busboy. They thought I had left without paying. Got a new meal and got it free.

This man is hilarious 😆

The cat thing is absolutely sooo true!

I'm screaming in laughter!!!! Greg, you are hilarious!! You've set the tone for my life!!! ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂