Real life issues with humour is a win.

Aw MAN, this man knows comedy. Delivery PERFECTED.

Local celebrity, he’s an awesome guy. I met him once at a church festival, super cool dude. God bless Cleto!

He's been doing this a long time. He has definitely done well crafting his jokes! He is a local celebrity in San Antonio! We ❤ you Cletus!

@aprilsilvers381

3 жыл бұрын

Props to him..

@kellyharper367

3 жыл бұрын

R4r

I am not a person to laugh out loud. I had tears in my eyes and couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Thanks Cletus!

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning, I had a brain tumor removal surgery (no cancer thankfully) and can't laugh. I will save it in my favorites to watch it later.

@ashleychamberlain6265

Жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 Glad you're okay, have you had a chance to watch it? I'm watching it now.

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

@@ashleychamberlain6265thank you for your kind words. I am watching right now. It was worth the wait.

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

@@Gamemote I am watching it right now. Simply hilarious 😆.

Im Going through a pretty rough bout of depression... So i havent been laughin a whole lot...but this guy has me DYIN from laughter!

@aprilsilvers381

3 жыл бұрын

I'm really sorry, I am too and I'm not sure if I'm coming out of it this time.

@annmarie7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.

@bethfurry7461

2 жыл бұрын

@@aprilsilvers381 - I just read your post. I feel the same way at times. Are things getting better for you? Let me know!

"it's not even in the book of baby names" 😂😂😂😂😂

LMAO THAT LAST JOKE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER LATCHING ON TO HIM! I'M CRYING😂😂😂

The marriage prayers though! LOL!

This by far has been one of the funniest videos ever!!! I just about pee'd in my pants😂😂😂

Hau'oli lā ho'omana'o! May the Lord continue to bless you both with many more wonderful years together!

I first saw Cleto when he opened for Tim Hawkins. Glad to see him on Dry Bar. Real funny and relatable!

I laughed sooooooo hard.... the baby latched onto him omg 🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

That part was gold.

Absolutely one of the funniest routines I've ever seen!

Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀

He needs to have his own show... Hilarious, skills!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg.. He was Hilarious.. I needed that Laugh 😂🤣😂😆😅😎

I needed that! This man had me in tears, I was laughing so hard. Still trying to catch my breath. 😂😂🤣🤣☹

@monicaatlas3713

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! He is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL

A wipe's a wipe? Well a nipple's a nipple bro 😂🤣😂🤣

I didn't think I'll see the day, a Latino doing CLEAN comedy, and he is really FUNNY, bless DRYBAR these are the true artists

@gwenyverreking5565

3 жыл бұрын

Kasper K. Some of his jokes are not clean for drybar. My dad loves him though 😂

@freedomforever1962

3 жыл бұрын

@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.

@Reform4Trump

Жыл бұрын

This is the cleanest comic I've ever seen.

@justinleonwalls

Жыл бұрын

The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.

@Reform4Trump

Жыл бұрын

Y'all haven't seen some of the comics today, have you? This is surgically clean compared to. Get over yourselves. 🙄

Cleto is very funny! He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!

The breast feeding joke was the best part, he's hilarious 😂 😃

"'Oh, so you want ME to look like Superman?' So I drew an 'S' on my chest with nacho cheese." LOL!!!! :)

@mmmfun77

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cleto, is very funny. He kept me laughing! Thank you !

Amazing comedian. I absolutely love Dry Bar Comedy. You always seem to get the best comedians in the business. Thank you so much. Love from Canada.

LOL, this guy is hilarious!!! I laugh so much my belly hurt... long life to your jokes Cleto! Love ya! 😁

Super funny! Loved the way does that breaking voice when he tells the sad part of his jokes. 😂

This guy is a certified riot act. I laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks. (my facial cheeks!) Hope to see much more of his act

salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey

My hubby was worse, he called me at work, said he was bored, I said I was bored (after X-mas, no biz), so he replied "wanna go get married?"

@skym821

3 жыл бұрын

Dang 😂

Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣

We're both in shape, Cleto. Remind your wife: "Honey, round is a shape." Just saying. 😂🤣

@JustinBlastoff

3 жыл бұрын

Heard that one before but still hilarious

@TruckTaxiMoveIt

3 жыл бұрын

I think she wants him in BETTER shape

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

I am very thin and have to gain weight. Everyone says it's easy to gain weight but for me it's difficult because I am never hungry. 😥

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!

I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!

This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.

Dry Bar Comedy supplies such amazing comedy! It's really helpful, and even generous!

@biggayal4149

3 жыл бұрын

Generous? Maybe I'm missing something...

Thank you for being a comedian

At the end, I cried from laughing so hard. Excellent.

I LOVE THAT PROPOSAL SO MUCH!!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE SWEETEST AND MOST ORIGINAL/CREATIVE I HAVE EVER HEARD!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

When the set is over but it felt like it went by in 5 minutes I cant help but be impressed...held my attention the whole time! Funny guy

@atlasshrugged7475

2 жыл бұрын

You are right! I had doubted you. 🤭

Cleto is so much Fun to watch! He's Great!

Love Cleto!

What a great performer.

A serious body work-out out of the blue and then sneeze..Youl’ll have to be carried 😂

@ashfordartcornwall3790

4 жыл бұрын

@Baba Ganush 😆

Only legends know that he was on Gabriel Iglesias comedy show. Funny 🤣

This man is really funny and intelligent. I sent it to all my family and friends. I think he wrote his own stuff. It was good from start to finish.

I couldn't stop laughing!!! So hilarious!!

@lisajohn5278

2 жыл бұрын

I love the golf part.🤣🤣

Yoooo 🚫🧢 that stairmaster will have you walking all funking

Cleto,your material is some Serious Laughter.

I'm guessing 76 people didn't watch the entire show. Great stuff!!!

@monicaatlas3713

4 жыл бұрын

I don't believe anyone would not finish the show! It was Soo good!

@beckyyu3726

3 жыл бұрын

I watched the whole thing and have seen him before, dry bar classic

🤣 this guys the greatest lmao. 11:30 that was pure genius.

He's hysterical!!!

He had me laughing hard. THANK YOU!!!!

Laugh out loud hilarious!!

'LIGHTS OUT' made me laugh xD

100% taking my mom to Utah to see a show. You guys always book funny comics 💕

One of the best comedians I ever seen

Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day! I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!

@aaahhhh6272

4 жыл бұрын

same

@DryBarComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Please do! We love when our fans come visit!

@DryBarComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Please come!

@aaahhhh6272

4 жыл бұрын

@@DryBarComedy Yay you replied

@Yvettes3.14

4 жыл бұрын

@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭

Outrageously funny I truly laughed out loud numerous times

Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.

He is so stinking funny!!!!

very good set , reallly like him

I love this guy. He is so hilarious!

That was so funny all the way. Thank you.

Great job Cleto! Original and funny set. The time flew. BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent. It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂

This guy had me LOL ROTF for real *Puts video in "Comedy" folder*

Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!

Funny as Fluffy but clean great job Cleto 👍👍🏼👍🏻

@Reform4Trump

Жыл бұрын

Fluffy is funnyman.

That was an awesomely good set! Cleto is highly relatable and has great timing, excellent choice Dry Bar!

This dude is funny as hell!!!! Lmao.

Boy do most of us know what he's talking about, and what a laugh!

Thanks, Cleto Great material and delivery

Great job, this Mexican laughed non stop!!!

Thank you, Cletos! I Laughed out loud through your whole set. Hope to see more of your clean comedy!

🤣 he is genuinely funny ! nice set !

It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖

Great set ! :) I actually laughed out loud.

I laughed the entire time!! 🤣😂🤣

I love this man! He is so funny...thank you Dry Bar Comedy 😊

He's hilarious.

I'm only 10mins in and the stair master took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to pause to catch my breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sweet Jesus

I really liked him. He was funny

Great work!

This guy was hilarious from start to finish!😂

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Cletus a10! He is a very funny man 😂😅😅...

Love this guy✔️💯🙂

This was so good.... I watched it twice.

I hear you. I never knew that I had so many muscles, until they hurt. *welps*

Maaaan I've been binge watching DryBar but this one wins.

Excellent! Excellent comedy. Funny, interesting content. Great delivery. Joy, Pgh, PA

"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.

Don Cleto! That was hilarious 🤣

Felt crappy.watched this. I'm good. Thanks Mr. Rodriguez 😌.

My attempt at getting fit was a Kentucky Fried Failure. Still....it’s a delicious way to flunk. Cool video -thanks!

Unbelievably hilarious! Thanks from Hungary!

loved the Gollum impression in his accent

Cletus says it all man he's funny 🤣 thumbs up very good !!!

35:00 the best segment 🤣🤣🤣

Good stuff!!!

I love P90X! So many DryBar comedians talk about them!