Walked through a BK drive through once, they refused service (we were high af, obviously) so we grabbed a couple grocery carts, tied them together with our belts, used a Frisbee for our steering wheel and had our friends push us through. The manager laughed so hard we got the burgers they were throwing out... over a dozen burgers,5 chicken sandwiches, and about 4 lbs of fries later we pushed our friends home in the "cart car we made"

@flatfoot38

2 жыл бұрын

😄

@Kajamora

2 жыл бұрын

Best story!😀

@deanhicks6321

2 жыл бұрын

@Brian Zeigler CD

@traewilliams1747

2 жыл бұрын

😂 I need yo weed man number

@CynthiaPrice79

2 жыл бұрын

I think everybody had this story, or similar. It’s sort of like, “Is that car still going by?” In regard to the one parallel parked on the street.

Yoooooo. That alligator robbery joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tears

@marthajohnston4334

2 ай бұрын

It wasn't funny. It was garbage

@Vortecs

2 ай бұрын

​@@marthajohnston4334 I agree, that comedian wasn't good at all

@snappyappyful

Ай бұрын

@@marthajohnston4334 It was a real story here in Florida

"If I can hurry up and decide, can I go from side to side for my sides?" 😆 🤣 😂 I absolutely love Josh Sneed.

I worked at Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips on Long Island when I was in college in 1980. Some cheapskates would come in and order a large helping of “cracklings” which were the pieces of fried batter that broke off the food in the fryer as well as a large seltzer. All that was free. And sometimes they would complain too. I was making $2.65 per hour then. Only good thing about that job was a girl I worked with. We have been married now for 40 years. Update: Sadly, my wonderful wife recently passed away. Cancer sucks!

@MsSavagechef

Жыл бұрын

I heard you swept that crap off the floor and sold it;

@jennifermcgoldrick6323

Жыл бұрын

Arthur Treachers off veterans highway? Trying to remember exit number

@doubledrats235

Жыл бұрын

@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 it was in New Hyde Park on the south side of Jericho Turnpike east of New Hyde Park Road. They tore it down and filled in the basement and built a Taco Bell at that location.

@doubledrats235

Жыл бұрын

@@MsSavagechef No, the cracklings were regularly skimmed off along with the food. We kept that location very clean and we didn’t have any roaches . . . until we got the salad bar.

@Neenaross214

Жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤

The dual menu restaurants are mind boggling because there's the best of both worlds! It's overwhelming!!!!

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

Жыл бұрын

Especially the ones with Cinnabon in them! Who can eat anything after that?

“She’s from Florida so she’s not afraid of death or whatever.”💀🤣🤣🤣

@sammeyphammey349

Жыл бұрын

Shayne is a friggin genius

@dr.villager

Жыл бұрын

I don't have a gun but hold on

@brownfamily99206

Жыл бұрын

Norwegian bliss activit

@dr.villager

Жыл бұрын

@@brownfamily99206 ok

@Bubba1960.

Жыл бұрын

Alligator boys ftw! 🐊

Russ Nagel's story is so true about fast food places not serving people who walk up to the drive through. I drive for Lyft and I got a ride to pick up someone at Arby's. It was a women with 2 kids and we went through the drive through and then I took them to their home. 😄

At Long John's the first thing we would do was make crumbs in the morning. I was a manager there unfortunately and this is so true.

@evavox9761

2 жыл бұрын

And it is two tartar packets per meal too. This man knows too much 😂👌

@insomniahacker1809

Жыл бұрын

That bit KILLED me lmmfao

@jem154

Жыл бұрын

No wonder there's such a problem with obesity 😬🤢

@bhurt3057

2 ай бұрын

Why unfortunately? Best money I made and crumblies arw technically calles "blow off". .cause that is what it is..

That alligator joke hits different after watching the Loki series. It was definitely an accomplice.

@acubsshadow3750

2 жыл бұрын

🤣👍🏽

@evelynosorio4917

2 жыл бұрын

No me

@calliedaly1940

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@M_Baker9ersFan

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. An MCU reference on this channel. So unexpected 😂 but appreciated. But, be careful not to make Loki alligator 🐊 upset

@rkms5606

5 ай бұрын

Anybody, tag the time stamp

I work at a Long John Silvers. Those jokes hit a little too close to home. They are 100% true.

@giannidcenzo

Жыл бұрын

😁

i love the way the guy tells the alligator story

I've lived in Florida for ten years, and the alligator/Wendy's story is one of the least violent/crazy things to happen down here 😂😂

@RaymondStedman-rg7yv

7 ай бұрын

The haunted place on the planet And the dnd center Haduken

@letsgetreal6402

7 ай бұрын

After living in FL for ONE year before....can confirm 😂

@abbyes912

7 ай бұрын

@@letsgetreal6402 🤣

@pauldegregorio6432

7 ай бұрын

Lived there for 6 years. Too many “Florida Men”😄

@Bronte866

6 ай бұрын

I’d rather have a gator thrown at me than a Palmetto bug.I men that.

Dying cracking up listening to the alligator story

@DerekMoore82

2 жыл бұрын

As a Florida man, I didn't get what was funny about that bit.

@gruffski

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally crying!!! Great story!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@flatfoot38

2 жыл бұрын

His story telling ability is the best lol

@williamjohnson4311

2 жыл бұрын

That bit went on WAY too long.

@juliashepherd947

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a true story! Watched the news video 😂

"Maybe the finest thing to ever come out of these summits" the most understated funniest line. Ever.

"This chicken isn't done" LMAO tom is always hilarious

Rob a bank, they will be expecting that 🤣🤣🤣 Shayne never disappoints!!!

@ToniHunterOne

2 жыл бұрын

Too true!

@darkmaiden1776

Жыл бұрын

My favorite about is, "I should rob a place instead of someone. Places have more money than someones. 😂😂😂

Asking them to change your order is like asking them to re-wire the pentagon - funniest statement I’ve heard EVER! 😂

@jarmom4033

Жыл бұрын

Funny ah bc its sooo true!😂

@alfredcerwensky7646

10 ай бұрын

Whoa now! I've worked at the pentagon for with a specialized contractor many years ago on separate occasions. We had just finished a project the week before 911. My heart aches every time there's a mention...now back to your comment yes that could be a piece of work...

“ my crown falls off!” He sounded straight up crazy!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Tears rolling down my face listening to the alligator holdup story!

@jfjc5694

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@pattidrier9593

2 жыл бұрын

It really happened, I live in Florida, I remember when this was reported.

@pattaccone5347

Жыл бұрын

Precisely 🤣🤣

@kimkrueger2972

Жыл бұрын

That’s shayne smith! He’s hilarious!

@brenda324

Жыл бұрын

@@pattidrier9593 Those true stories make the best humor.

The no drug involvement was the most surprising part of that entire Florida alligator Wendy's story LMFAO

@maenad1231

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@laurastarbrook1308

Жыл бұрын

They don't really need to have or be on drugs to do crazy stuff😄 I know, I live in Florida 🥹

@MKDyer1988

Жыл бұрын

I was raised in Florida and spent 30 years there. So many crazy stories of my own

@christineshelburn6411

9 ай бұрын

Thank you

@robertbroughton1443

7 ай бұрын

​@@laurastarbrook1308 I've lived here in Florida since 1994. I know exactly what you're saying, because all you have to do here is to step outside, and the crazy is already there. It has to be something in the air, and water that causes this.

OMG!!! The drive-thru alligator story has me in stitches

@Its_Plib

2 жыл бұрын

Same for the drive thru lady

@n.b.p.davenport7066

2 жыл бұрын

Looking good Carla

@mrmustangman

2 жыл бұрын

yes, awesome timing and delivery.....

@carlfranz6805

2 жыл бұрын

Florida man goes rogue. Hmmm...

@lindaleelaw5277

2 жыл бұрын

A routine with an alligator weapon brilliant

8:57 Fun fact, Doritos were originally taco shells. Disneyland had a deal with Pepsi, so Pepsi was providing them with food. One of said foods was taco shells. The Disneyland employees noticed that customers were crushing their taco shells and eating them like chips. Disneyland told Pepsi this and the Dorito was born.

That "Hamburgler" joke was pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

The Alligator Sketch is one of the best I've seen

Shayne is so funny! The alligator story hahahaha!

But she's from Florida so she's not afraid of death or whatever...

@beckybrynjolfsson

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Florida. More like don't believe in death.

@beareble-lion4446

2 жыл бұрын

Plant city florida here an yes deaths nothing but something to do to most here.

FANTASTIC video! Thanks. I've heard the story about robbing the Wendy's with an alligator about six times and I still laugh so hard I hurt every time. That guy is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard, and I've lived through the days of Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Galligher, Steven Wright...

Subway joke was spot on!!! They always act like it's coming from their own stash! 💯🤣

@dalehood1846

Жыл бұрын

Way too many other choices to settle for spudway.

@garychandler4296

2 ай бұрын

Used to be here in GA. they were the go-to if you didn't like making salads at home, and there was plenty of meat. Good luck now at about 60% higher price with 20% less meat! 😢

19:50 I actually have on several occasions, found an onion ring at the bottom of my French fries. The fries gradually taste more and more like the onion ring as you get closer to it too.. It's a pleasant surprise when it occurs. Edit: 22:20 This guy knows what I'm talkin' about!

DryBar is smart for using Comedy Central's original format. Anybody remember that this is how Comedy Central got it's start in the early 1990s?

@REALfish1552

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, now it's essentially just political stuff with a few movies mixed in. Not much comedy there - aside from South Park. :)

@FairyPhantasia

2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing Katt Williams old special in the 2000s. I was a little young in the 90s 😅

@clothedandcompetent3452

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, I remember the days of way, way back. Back when MTV actually played music and History has actual History programs...

@patmandew22

Жыл бұрын

@@REALfish1552 Ya South Park isn't political satire at all.

@OneAdam12Adam

4 ай бұрын

Sure do.

Shayne Smith and Josh Sneed are the absolute best!! I saw these jokes they did already but can watch them over and over and laugh every single time

@Surfer041

Жыл бұрын

The bit about long John silver was my absolute favorite somebody's gonna have to start paying for these crunchies

@maenad1231

Жыл бұрын

Shayne makes my ribs bursts

@ppc58

Жыл бұрын

@@Surfer041we 0 8-10 7l7po..8

@sshelget

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. I can hear their voices and immediately recognize them and can listen to their comedy routines a hundred times. Something about those two! I wish they’d go on America’s Got Talent.

I miss the 90s. Back then, Burger King was clean and efficient, and you could get a Whopper for 99 cents, and it was a big and delicious burger.

@spiralrose

6 күн бұрын

Shoot, in some places you could get a fast food breakfast for $.59

@spiralrose

6 күн бұрын

Still in the 90s too. $.59 breakfasts, dollar menu lunch, and I’d forgotten that the whopper was ever $.99.

That clip about walking through the burger king and not being served was great haha.

I live in the next town over where that alligator story happened. True story.

@JeffersonAleman

2 жыл бұрын

That was Royal Palm right?

@bert3163

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@jessr8785

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@archibaldsandiford6003

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessr8785 .. ... .......0ppp0ppop

@archibaldsandiford6003

2 жыл бұрын

@@JeffersonAleman 0kpo p o opp pp

Years ago when I was vegetarian I went through a Wendy's drive thru and asked if they had a veggie burger. I was pretty sure they didn't but thought I'd ask. The girl said, yes, and I was like, cool, let me get that. No joke, they sold and served me a burger with no patty. Every other topping you could think, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and condiments. It was so hilarious I wasn't even mad. I can almost commend her for her effort lol.

@christinadulworth3175

Жыл бұрын

Once at BK I asked for a whopper Jr. with no tomato and no onion... I got only tomato and onion. I laughed all the way home. I just couldn't be mad. LOL!😆

@yppykya

Жыл бұрын

I went to a BK and asked for a cheese burger, but hold the burger. The girl at the window told me No. I asked why, I wanted everything else just not the burger. She still said No. I asked why, as I would pay the normal price and BK would be saving money. She still said No. Then she asked me to drive through if I wasn't going to order. I offered to pay in advance, she still said No. I gave up and did without,

@rosieleat6868

Жыл бұрын

Vegan food has improved a lot since then - but still when I order a vegan pizza, they will give me gluten free as well - I hate gluten free pastry! lol - I'm all good with the gluten! Just not the dead body parts of torutured animals or the fact that calves are taken away from their mothers and killed so that we can have the breast milk of the cow who is sent to slaughter when her milk production goes down. Give me gluten, not the bodily secretions of enslaved animals

@Imbatmn57

11 ай бұрын

​@@yppykyashould've been fired, its have it your way at BK

@brendarewan7441

11 ай бұрын

Burger started the veggie burger with just veggies. After they had the Impossible Burger, I ordered the veggie burger and I got only veggies. You have to say Impossible Burger.

OMG...I've never seen the whole alligator bit...one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

I'm Florida I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Omg

@royalbeans5710

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Utah I'm laughing so hard

@YeetTheMeat

2 жыл бұрын

I'm texas Laughing so hard I'm shooting my gun

@andrew6341

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Florida, Utah, South Carolina, and Texas. I’m North Dakota. I have nothing else to add.

The alligator story was partially true. lol The guy who did it: Josh James. His mom Linda claimed it was a prank. WTH Claimed he knew someone who worked there. The police figured out who he was from a receipt and had him turn himself in. After James pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges, the judge came down hard on James because "this type of thing is not a prank. It's a crime." He sentenced James to one year of probation, a $500 fine and 75 hours of community service and denied a defense request to keep the convictions off James' record. James also is under orders to keep away from Wendy's.

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

There is multiple Florida man stories in newspapers about gators going through all sorts of things. He's not necessarily talking about James. Usually happens a few times a year...

@---------------------zzx111

2 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 its him. He's the ONLY one who THREW an Alllllligator threw a WENDY'S DRIVE through WINDOW. Facts dont lie.;) you're welcome.

@samuelschick8813

2 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176, Don't worry. I'm sure you have solid alibis. LOL

@maargenbx1454

2 жыл бұрын

He should be under orders to keep away from alligators too. He’s a bad influence.

@AK-jt7kh

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why I find that last part so funny. “Stay away from Wendy’s. You clearly can’t handle it.”

45:30 I used to work at subway and frequently got yelled at for giving the customers too many toppings.

If I was behind the Wendy’s robber, I would have thought, “Cool. You can pay with alligators now at Wendy’s.”

@rjay7019

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@BridgetStuart

Жыл бұрын

Well played

@capierce

Жыл бұрын

literally laughed out loud, thanks!

@Whimsy3692

Жыл бұрын

People pay GOOD money to have deep fried Cajun alligator.

@catmomjewett

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Josh Sneed is hilarious!!

@annbrown9273

2 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant!

I will never not laugh at shayn's Alligator boys set😂😂

@littlelamb6804

8 ай бұрын

Never not laugh? 😁

I love the alligator story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My Granny loved the crumbs. She called them grasshoppers. 🤣🤣

The alligator 🐊 story was hilarious. 😂

@kevinbrown9032

Жыл бұрын

You should check out other Shayne Smith shows

@tazzydev3455

Жыл бұрын

I am crying it is soo good. I mean This is in Florida a state attached to the US where we live. Oh man

@chrism9294

Жыл бұрын

I pictured him holding it as a gun and was disappointed when he just threw it 😂😂😂.

@tabaxikhajit4541

11 ай бұрын

The alligator didn't deserve this abuse! Poor little guy. Let him go home to eat frogs and fishes and drunk duck hunters.

@kimlevy6521

8 ай бұрын

exactly

The girl with the in n out unicorn style joke made me cry I laughed so hard 😂 many jokes are funny in this video but only this made me lmao

@Kaniwani

2 жыл бұрын

And you can tell it's an authentic/true story because she was unable to control her laughter when she retold it. 😆

@richardhohn2284

Жыл бұрын

The best part is what so many complain about.... She was having a hard time telling it because she was laying so hard........ That alone made it soooo much funnier.

@hoperules8874

10 ай бұрын

😂ikr? Who is she? does she have other stuff? Love her!

the "crumbs" in the fish shop are called various things in different places, "scraps" ,"bits" , either way they are a normal thing in British chip shops. and asking for extra is a regular occurrence.

@were2baby134

2 жыл бұрын

We call them cracklin's

@burleydad

2 жыл бұрын

Crunchies. You can order them in the states as well.

@AmyLynnRiley

2 жыл бұрын

It's a regular occurrence in the States too, but mostly in the south.

@nyrsheaw.arcticcircleart4026

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the crackling are the best! Love them.

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

Жыл бұрын

They probably taste delicious there! Original!

Russ Nagel had my crying. "Are you in a car?" "Idk can you see me?" But honestly the people that need late night food should be the last people driving.

@ManTheManLV255

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get off work until 9:30pm but sometimes as late as 1:30am and after working all day I just want a quick bite to eat so I'm grateful for late night drive thru.

@wellhi2430

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManTheManLV255 okay I will give an exception. I forgot that we can have different shifts, I'm sorry.

@buttonsf3293

Жыл бұрын

@@ManTheManLV255 me too! I wake at 10-10:30pm for night shift work. I LOVE not getting judged for having taco bell for breakfast 🤣

These comedians have me cracking up, laugh out loud, cleverr as Feck..lol.. listening to just audio,, and I've come to recognize a couple of favorites by how they speak, nice to feel happy, feel joy. Thanks!!.

@lindaleelaw5277

2 жыл бұрын

Love the high stabdard of clean comedy.

@GadgetMsGadget

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure I've annoyed my neighbors at 5:30 in the morning. Great stuff!

@jimmyriedman1987

2 жыл бұрын

Happy happy, joy joy!!!

@oliviawells3764

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad you fount or what you like 😃

@Dayvit78

Жыл бұрын

Too close! It's a dry bar.

Josh Sneed had me snorting and crying. The crunchies!

@irreverend_

11 ай бұрын

We have something like that in fish and chip shops in the UK, but they're called scraps. Bits of batter from the deep fat fryer that come off the battered fish. They're really nice too, but they used to be free :(

@majordelays4909

10 ай бұрын

Scraps are free 🎉

When are y’all having Josh Sneed back? And Warren Hall? They’re my favorites. I need more. 😁

I feel attacked by Josh Sneed. I feel like the lady at long John's is totally me. "Extra biscuits, well I knew that coming in... What?! Two breads?! Alright!"🤣

Omg the ice cream machine being broken at mcdonald's was genius! Apparently that's a universal issue lmfao 😂

@drsiigabb9935

2 жыл бұрын

Happens everywhere in Australia.

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

That really is a thing. McDs made a deal with the ice cream maker co. There is a thing in it that says when it's supposed to be cleaned, but it has to wait so long after, but they don't wait and it screws up the machine so they have to have a repairman from that co. fix it. It isn't in the instructions so they keep doing it (so the co. gets more money from service calls). McDs is the only one that has that machine. The managers just get tired of calling it in. (I heard it from this guy on You Tube who investigates all sorts of corporate , political scandals and stuff.) Evidently Every McDonalds has it. I love ice cream when travelling. They Never have a working machine no matter where it is. It's sort of like fast food click bait. It's a pretty well-known thing. Just pretend it's not on the menu, because it isn't.

@philliphayden2727

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 Not quite true, Julie. I was a McManager in the mid-80s. Cleaning the machine requires full disassembly, which takes nearly an hour. No ice cream usually means lazy closers who didn't clean the machine properly.

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

@@philliphayden2727 Okay. That's not what the repairman's manual says.

@philliphayden2727

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 I'm quite sure any manual doesn't mention lazy closers.

Lol “they don’t even serve alligators here” 🐊

My family uses bojangles tailgate boxes to transport our chickens, it's both effective and hilarious especially when they stick their heads through the tea jug hole

The alligator story was gold. I could not stop laughing!

@sjan8629

8 ай бұрын

True story.

Ok. The tattoo guy was the most hilarious guy I have heard in years.

@Amanishakheto

2 жыл бұрын

Shayne is the best. I mean...you already know that, of course. 😉

@reedahale1648

2 жыл бұрын

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@reedahale1648

2 жыл бұрын

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@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824

Жыл бұрын

He's CLEARLY the Mountain Dew guy.

@coffeeandlo-fi7161

Жыл бұрын

@@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824 not the neck tattoo guy? No the mtn dew guy

My mom is the person who asks for extra crunchies at Long John silvers😂

Dennis and Brian Regan are two of the funniest people on earth!

@supposedly1-2

2 жыл бұрын

Brian yes but Dennis hasn't had new material in about 20 yrs he was funny but not so much anymore i do wish he'd come up with something new to say. :) i do like them both but can't listen to Dennis anymore I've heard all his jokes too many times. i mean they all repeat old stuff but Dennis just never has anything new.

@patmandew22

Жыл бұрын

@@supposedly1-2 His last bit about " Apply within " was just not funny, like at all. Acting like it's an absurd concept. Apparently he hasn't applied for a job since the advent of the internet, because I feel like that's what's being said, even if they weren't it's still not an outrageous thing to put on a marquee

Third guy is crazy! If you lived by a Long John's you definitely know what crumbs are! And crumbs are delicious! First job I ever had and we had to make crumbs! 😂😂😂

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

Жыл бұрын

I've never had them when I lived in the CONUS and now I feel like I'm missing out. 😄 I'm potentially a crumb-buying dude and I don't even know it! 😩

The alligator jokes set the tune tone for the entire video

The alligator story... here in Florida we have these small lizards (geckos?)... and I could just imagine the girl at the drive through grabbing a gecko and shouting "here's your change."

Rob a bank with the gator .. they'll be expecting that !! 😂😂

Newest applications at Florida's Wendy's have the question, "do you have experience in wrestling alligators?" 😂

Me, sitting here after having got home from work, in my Subway uniform shirt, returning to the dust of the earth from laughing because the subway jokes had me

@MsSavagechef

Жыл бұрын

I learned never to leave work in your work uniform when I was accosted in my peppermint striped smock by someone who mistook me for an employee of the big hotel around the corner. They demanded directions somewhere--I had only lived there less than a week, so when I said I'm sorry, but I do not know, they told me they would go to the front desk and have me fired. I was just in there because they had good air conditioning and the bench by the elevators was a good place to read my book. BTW, what hotel has people uniformed in peppermint striped smocks? I worked at the candy store just around the corner.

@Elhastezy888

Жыл бұрын

@@MsSavagechef what gets me the most about your post is that even IF you did work at the fancy hotel what makes any patron think every single employee should know directions & threaten to get you fired for not knowing?!! What an absolute creep 😖

@alig6616

Жыл бұрын

You still work at Subway? You deserve better Alyssa

@Commex17

11 ай бұрын

@@Elhastezy888or good people like you, it’s probably hard to believe, but a large number of the hospitality industry’s customers behave this way. I worked for 27 years in restaurants, mostly fine dining, I even took/ passed the Sommelier exam; I was condescended to, insulted and disrespected by my rich customers regularly. It seems the majority of the rich believe they are entitled to this behavior. On my part, I was of course hurt then, upset… you couldn’t say anything because you would lose your job( it’s still like that for waiters everywhere). In 2019, and this is only one example, I was fired at 10pm on the spot, escorted off the premises of a prestigious hotel in Chicago, after having worked there for 3.5 years, having the most seniority. The reason? Two customers by the door, black ladies, were looking at the chocolate display in my restaurant. I was working alone, had 28 customers I was taking care of, who arrived all in the same time from the theater. And, as per the hotel’s refusal to hire us a busboy or dishwasher, I was by myself, with 28 customers. However, I answered all the questions of the two ladies, about the chocolates: where are they made? Do we have some dairy- free? How much? When I said the price, they shrugged, $3.50 a chocolate, half inch, it’s expensive,of course. They kept telling me they are not buying, just looking. I told them I’d be there if they needed anything. They said repeatedly, don’t worry, we’re just looking. Ok. I was running around taking care of my 28 customers. At some point, the two ladies asked me which chocolate was good. Sweat was dripping from my forehead, my breath short from running, and I was running not because I wasn’t able to handle 28 people, because I am a professional, but since the hotel wouldn’t hire any staff, and ignored our requests to buy wine glasses, I was running constantly in the back to wash the 6-7 glasses we had and cool them with paper towels and run to serve wine in them. So, I look at these ladies, who reassured me they didn’t want to buy any chocolates, but are now asking me which one was good. I told them they’re all good. They really are, simple as that, these are gourmet chocolates. Their names alone: Champagne Raspberry, Caramel Truffle…these arrived in special, temperature controlled boxes, were high quality. At that, the younger one, in her late 30s, laughed and said that they can’t be all good. I looked at her. I said: It’s ok, you’re not buying any. And I had to run. They left, went to the front desk, complained about me, and the security officer, who was a friend, had to escort me right out. I felt like my heart was crushed. How was I wrong?

@chelsmaria

7 ай бұрын

​@camicocis-vk4wv you probably weren't wrong. Given the strong reaction despite all the context and your seniority, I have to wonder if they "pulled the race card." Because businesses don't want the slightest perception of this, even when it's not happening, they often give a severe response to distance themselves from that perception.

This went from a comedy about all fast food to becoming a full on assault on burger King and as an ex employee I loved every bit of it

@deborahcline8064

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious bit!!

@dougp9382

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget subway. They were bashing on them too LOL

@Teknakill

Жыл бұрын

calm down, that was only in the intro. everyone loves you.

@dalehood1846

Жыл бұрын

Spudway bashes itself with the "" food"" there.

@hufflepuffsbadger6665

Жыл бұрын

can we talk about the gator from wendys for a second-

"welcome to Burger King, what are you doing here" I'm gonna be laughing for days on that one.

The sonic one kills me bc I don’t even live in a very big town and we have 3 😂

Also in Jacksonville Fl guy walks in with alligator in arm n takes beer. He was on our local sports radio show. He also just found that gator prior.

Please give Shayne Smith another special. I think he is hilarious!! Great compilation!!!

@syyndev2161

2 жыл бұрын

pls

@fireballxl-5748

2 жыл бұрын

NOPE.

@donnabittner69

2 жыл бұрын

I would really like to hear how he got those tattoos!!

@mareldaal1455

Жыл бұрын

He cute too

@oldrrocr

6 ай бұрын

alligators are all over the place down there!

I love the comedian telling the 🐊 story. Florida has it's strange moments definitely. Thank you for the laughter 😅

@Hapenparadise

Жыл бұрын

Florida is the BEST!!!!! Free and easy! Laid back, fun loving and beautiful! Nothing common or boring! 😎🌴🌺💥🌻. Reason EVERYONE comes on vacation!!! We vacation all the time!!!

SIR... I've done nothing today to deserve TWO cookies!??;? I doubled over with his delivery.

to the comedian with the Long John Silver crumbs joke FYI my 1st job , we made them on purpose , they used to be free in 1977, but now there is a fee because the customers enjoyed them so much and they used so much of the batter to do so it was inevitable that it would eventually be a change attached , so the answer in your joke is spot on !!! just saying !

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

I disliked hushpuppies so I ordered Long John Silvers/ Captain D's without hushpuppies. Then I would be asked if I wanted a breadstick or the fried fish crumbs? I always take the crumbs, and got them for free.

Gator was his soul mate. Didn't need time to build relationship. He had him at armed robbery. 😉🤣

@dawnmartz8483

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😄😀😄

@nb7524

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm vegan now but them Long John Silver batter crumbs were insanely good! 😂😂😂

@aliengranpa

8 ай бұрын

You can still eat them being vegan, it's just fried batter.

@jonathanshjrne3690

8 ай бұрын

How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll announce it.

Nice love comedians like josh sned and Shayne Smith. Never fails to get all the laughs.

Heck when I was a kid growing up in Florida, they just used gators to get rid of bodies. Now they use'em as weapons 🤣

@dawnmartz8483

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😁😄

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

UNTRACEABLE YO!🤥😂

@lisalocke5472

2 жыл бұрын

Is that being Eco friendly? LOL great true story

@ladyvincenza

2 жыл бұрын

It's an arms race, dude.

@joecombs7468

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyvincenza 🤣🤣🤣

This guy gets an award for the longest amount of time to milk a joke...and I had tears going the whole time. Great job! 😂🤣🤪 🐊🐊

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

Жыл бұрын

It takes all that time to tell the whole story. I know it by heart.

@coffeeandlo-fi7161

Жыл бұрын

He had a 30 min special and it was a single joke but it was amazing

@megalomaniac7972

8 ай бұрын

@@Martys-4x4 Florida dude of course.

@AC-hj9tv

5 ай бұрын

Who

I can confirm the oklahoma thing about not going in a drive thru without a car 😂😂😂

Shayne Smith and Jose Sarduy are hilarious!

Palmed the alligator thru the dt window? hahahaha ...the car BEHIND !

lmao that was the sober plan

THE town in Alabama the guy was referring to is pronounced (yoo-fall-uh),Eufaula.I'm about 30 miles south of there in Wetumpka,lol. (Wii-tump-ka)

@robertbutler9326

2 жыл бұрын

Love Wetumpka. My uncle aunt live there.

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

Burr gerr kinggg.

@fatbaldguy7166

Жыл бұрын

I read this along time ago but just watched it again. I’m amazed that in a year and no one told you that wetumpka is NORTH of eufaula. Fun Fact for today .......

Well I feel better about my life choices after listening to this 😅

Son, sometimes we all deserve . . . two cookies.

Never saw a guy beat a dead horse with an alligator before.

@bobbyjackson797

2 жыл бұрын

How long have you been in Florida? Give it time

@eagleeye2300

2 жыл бұрын

Agree. I said that, then deleted it for fear of being attacked by his fans! He's good but that just went on forever...

Don't knock LJS's crumblies! They are YUM! Me and my friends used to go there after school back in the 70's and we got ice water and crumblies for a nickel. 😂

The alligator joke is even better when you r realize how clue less most people are to Florida's alligator population.

All these different stage sets are amazing! Whoever designed these sets and put them together really deserves some credit! The comedians were all funny, too.

@meglyy

Жыл бұрын

I love the chair grid!

@Elhastezy888

Жыл бұрын

I Agree!🤩 & Love that you mention it🤍

@petrescue2093

Жыл бұрын

Would LOVE to interview these various DRYBar set designers! Amazing creativity and craftsmanship. Far superior to the previously ubiquitous blah brick walls that bored standup audiences for so many years😍👍❤️

@Heyliljojoe

Жыл бұрын

The creativity is undeniable but backdrops for stand up should be minimal and focus attention on the comic. I was more into the set design than the performers.

@KOKO-uu7yd

Жыл бұрын

​@@meglyy That was my first thought! I kept wondering about, and trying to examine, that one😊

Shayne Smith's delivery is so flawless!

Coming from a certified pioneering family of Florida, that Florida story coming from his perspective was even funnier than the actual event. LMFAO

"What did you just say to me?!" 😂

Can confirm "Sweet onion teriyaki chicken" at Subway is indeed delicious.

"Who goes to McDonald's for seafood?" Me: *Recalls that McDonald's once tried to sell a McLobster.*

@jackson01357

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry... What??

@TheZaherell

2 жыл бұрын

Sir this is RESTRICTED knowledge, you should be more careful with those informations

@c4hotel6

2 жыл бұрын

Ate one in Maine. Ashamed to say I loved it . . . lol

@drsiigabb9935

2 жыл бұрын

Australia had Fillet of fish

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

Жыл бұрын

Whaaat? Lol

The crunches at Long John Silvers are delicious.

The alligator story is too funny!!😅😅😅

I really wish I would have seen this sooner! I have to say that every single comedian in this hit the nail on the head for everything. My experiences eating at fast food restaurants and working for them. They are all telling the truth but they made it funny!! Thanks for the laughs!

Different ones had been asking me, "Have you gone to the In and Out Burger." Then step-son got a coupon and wanted me to take him. Went inside and stood there wondering, where was the rest of the menu? I'm looking all around. There was more drink choices than food.

I've watched the alligator part many times and it is funny every time 🤣😂🤣

@VroodenTheGreat

2 жыл бұрын

He used the drive-thru. hahahahaha

@zigzag7194

2 жыл бұрын

Really didn't find his story telling skills that great.

@cruzcortes999

2 жыл бұрын

@@zigzag7194 Is all about the humor in the story telling. This is a comedian monologue. You need to approach it with that mindset. Yes I've watched many that are plain boring, so much so, that they shouldn't be called comedy, but this is not one of them. But to each it's own. I like it.

@bushmaster2936

Жыл бұрын

@@zigzag7194 I agree. All that shouting he did was quite annoying. Couldn't wait for it to be over. It was dragged out way too long as the punch line was actually the opening sentence.

😂😂😂 Josh Sneed is such a great storyteller!

Can't lie, when I was a kid and worked at McDonald's, I made my own special sandwiches that was not a menu item. Tasted way better than the rest of the stuff. Only used items I was 90% sure was real meat (no burger, chicken only) I still have no idea what that pink burger meat substitute is, but you should not eat it. When you go from fully frozen to fully cooked in under 30 seconds, there is something seriously wrong.

@amazingsupergirl7125

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard it’s rice

@importroller

2 жыл бұрын

@@amazingsupergirl7125 if it was rice, it would be good for you. But it's horrible for you. So I doubt it's rice. There may be rice in it, but something else makes its in it.

@beckybrynjolfsson

2 жыл бұрын

WTF you doin workin at McDonald's?? Scientists manufacture chickens in laboratories so it is worse with all they inject the eggs with. YOU MOST LIKELY ATE FAKE CHICKEN

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206

2 жыл бұрын

@@beckybrynjolfsson I think it's a great way for young kids to learn responsibility & what goes on behind the counter! How else would we know all the bad things that go on at these fast food places?

@three7446

2 жыл бұрын

@@importroller according to a study, it’s mostly water, plant material, animal bone, animal skin, and sometimes parasites. Basically: they just shred a whole animal into slush and add some filler probably like gluten to fluff it up.