The world needs more Men’s Men. Masculinity is a blessing and very needed in the culture today.

“My dad said ‘go get the phillips!’ I came back with the neighbors” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

@cathyt144

Жыл бұрын

Whats even funnier is the folks who wont get the joke. Lol

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

Жыл бұрын

Worse for me, my great-great aunts (passed away at age 96) last name was Phillips, so we'd be talking to a lady in her late 90s if he went to get the neighbors.. And, well, she worked for Lockheed during WW2 as a welder, so she would have known what a "phillips" was and could have grabbed it from the tool box...

@natashadickson4819

Жыл бұрын

And then "Don't explain it!" 😁

As a woman who moved from The PNW(Washington state) TO the South(Georgia), I am extremely appreciative of the men that the south has bred and cultivated!

@JasShanelle

Жыл бұрын

Same here…I moved from Chicago to GA and was wowed

@MarkBH70

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to The South. I'm from Virginia, originally. I do miss it.

@maryc8552

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes Ma’am! It does make a difference!

@williamlethco7208

Жыл бұрын

I'm from the south and moved to the PNW. As a man and a transplant living here, it can be very difficult at times for me to make friends with other men because a lot of them can be passive, unauthentic (which makes me distrust them) and have the belief that many things are impossible. These are traits healthy males do not have.

@lissarx2459

Жыл бұрын

@@williamlethco7208 I feel for you. I am from the South, and my family and I vacationed in Illinois (the farthest we’ve been up north) a few years back and couldn’t believe how unfriendly they were there. I’m sure there are some friendly people there, but no one we ran into. When we said hello to a a couple of people, they looked at us like we had two heads. When we went into convenient stores and pretty much everywhere else, hardly anyone smiled.

My son lived for awhile in L.A. and now lives in NYC. He changed the oil in a buddy's car for him the other day, and his buddy was just *amazed.* "How do you know all this stuff!?" My son said, "Dude. Even little ole Grandmas in the South know how to do that. " 😂😂

If you ask for sweet tea, and they hand you a sugar packet, you've gone too far out of the South.

@starkeymorgan7481

Жыл бұрын

Sugar water with tea flavoring.

@ObeyDaqSwaqq

9 ай бұрын

And if you ask for ice tea and they bring you Matcha w oat milk you’ve gone way too far away😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@jesusiskingalways500

7 ай бұрын

If sweet tea isn't a normal drink, that's a place that also prob is scared to use bacon grease. They think eggs are naturally white with a red stamp on them. People need to remember the ways or natural living! God gives us all we need to provide for ourselves and he helps those who help themselves. Money is pointless when you are living where no one knows the how to. Can't pay someone to do something if they ain't learnt

As a woman who was born in So Cal, but was raised in Texas and later moved back to Cally… I have my own, older SnapOn roll away, a second road case roll away, a drill press, a good 2 ton floor jack a set of metal car ramps, and several smaller-ish tool boxes and assorted power tools… My dad taught me how to drive his pickup with 3 on a tree and my brother taught me how to drive his stick shift mustang and before I could learn how to drive any of that I had to be able to change a tire and check the spark plugs along with check the oil at the very least… then I got to get behind the wheel. At 32 I got my commercial truckers license and then drove 48 states and Canada for over 20 yrs. But I am always forever grateful for a gentleman to get the door for me or offer to help. Because a good man will do just that!

My wife pulled into a gas station with a flat on her way home from work. Got out and changed the tire in a skirt suit and heels while 3 guys stood there and watched rather than offer assistance. (she knew what she was doing, they hadn't a clue) I was embarrassed for them when I heard what happened.

@jasonpowers3094

8 ай бұрын

And people wonder why I was single for years

@michaelpowell9164

8 ай бұрын

They knew exactly what they were doing. Why help her so she can get home to blow you. Not their problem, equality remember? lol

@drugsarebad97

8 ай бұрын

Brother they prob saw her doing it correctly , and knew she had it covered. And in 2023 if you See an independent woman doing something physical correctly , you don’t interfere

@Ryan-wx1bi

8 ай бұрын

Why would they need to help if she was doing it right? Lmao. That doesn't mean they didn't know how

@Ambeast2013

7 ай бұрын

Who'd you hear it from, your lying wife?

1995: We'll have flying cars in the next 20yrs.... 2023: I don't know what a "phillips" screwdriver is.

@JB-423

Жыл бұрын

It's worse than you think. As a mechanic, at least once/ month a customer will bring their car in for issues with the window motors not working. They don't realize the window lock is on haha😅😅

@bartblack8054

Жыл бұрын

@@JB-423 That's funny. My friend is mechanic in Phoenix. He says he'll get cars dragged in that stalled in traffic. He'll turn the key on, see the fuel gauge is on E and a warning light is on, then adds some gas to the car. Starts right up. Charges the customer an hour for diagnosis. I still show up to work with car grime on my nails from the weekend of working on my cars. So it's not entirely dead. Just need to find a good farm girl. I guess...

@mrmikesparks

10 ай бұрын

@@bartblack8054 Had this experience with a lady in our neighborhood. In a BMW! Her car was blocking the street into the hood. Me and another guy pulled up at the same time and helped push the car to the curb and clear the intersection. She says the car stalled. Dude leans in, looks at the dash and says, maam, does the fuel gauge work? It says EMPTY. Drove the 2min home, got gas can out of the garage, came back, and she says, "you just had gas sitting in your garage"? SMH

Hilarious! You nailed it with the GPS joke!

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

My kids are teenagers and would not survive without their cellphones.

@nancynolan7975

Жыл бұрын

He's talking about me (GPS reference)

@alexiswilliamsinc

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that one was next level. You can tell when there’s a moment of stunned silence and then the cameras scan the audience’s reaction.

I've seen two women drive away from the pump with the nozzle still in the opening. Ripped the nozzle and hose right off the pump. One at least stopped, the other just drove away. When I was done, I talked to the guy inside and asked him what was going to happen to the women. He said for the woman who stayed-nothing, for the woman who drove away he called the cops for what is basically a hit and run and she would be sued for damages.

@chthulu27

Жыл бұрын

And that's why they have to put on the emergency breakaway connectors! 😝

@mr.hanger

Жыл бұрын

Saw a gal put $ 50 worth of gas in a power stroke. Needless to say, it didn't go anywhere. I caught it while she was hanging up, or I would certainly would have stopped her. You know her husband smacked his forehead over that one.

@shayj411

Жыл бұрын

I had to show a man how to change a tire. And another on how to add anti freeze. So it goes both ways.

@chthulu27

Жыл бұрын

@@shayj411 , this is true. However, I suspect if you actually counted them all up, the distribution would be rather lopsided.

@shayj411

Жыл бұрын

@@chthulu27 yeah. Prob right. I drive for a living. My mom did too. But I do run across more bad drivers who are women or really young. Had to show a lady who barely spoke English how to pump gas about 2 weeks ago. I'll give it to you. No debate

That's not funny, it's just sad. Southern country boys know what we doing...the rest of ya'll, I'll keep you in my prayers. Lol

@HappyGirl92593

Жыл бұрын

You’re a boy? Not a man? Lol. And it’s, “You all”, not ya’ll. It just sound like “Yall”, thats just lazy but I’ll keep you in my prayers that you learn how to spell correctly. Also, you just put down every man outside from where you’re from. Everyone knows what they’re doing, especially when it comes to hard work and working hard.

@shivag73

Жыл бұрын

I know you're right there with me when I say "Bless their hearts".

@knine8154

Жыл бұрын

@Happy Girl Your self-awareness is pegged at 0.0% "Girl"

@susansmith493

Жыл бұрын

​​@@knine8154Exactly. "Happy girl" whines about the use of "country boy." At least he's actually country. She's not the least bit happy. It's "that's," not "thats." Don't be so damn lazy! Whines about disrespecting ppl from areas other than one's own, while disrespecting a perfectly acceptable colloquialism.

@Glyphic1972

Жыл бұрын

@@HappyGirl92593 the word y’all is just like you’re, it’s short hand for quicker writing/talking speed. If you’re going to lose your mind about him using y’all you should lose your mind since you used “you’re” they are both conjunctions not words

Most southern men are raised right and have good manners!

@chrisKyle7274

Жыл бұрын

We live by Christ too! It makes a big difference.

@strongmermaid4651

Жыл бұрын

True

@basicallyno1722

Жыл бұрын

I’m skeptical….

@travis7873

Жыл бұрын

As a southern woman I take pride in my manners, clean home, ability to cook, shoot a gun, hunt, fish, and look damn good doing it. 😉😁

@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg

8 ай бұрын

Can't say the same about southern women. Females aren't demure any longer.

It depends on generation I think. A friend of mine was sitting at a park with thier kids, who were goofing on the playground. They ended up laughing hysterically as they watched some young homies (saggy pants and all between 17-25-ish) with a flat tire, repeatedly opened the hood, never found anything wrong revving the engine, and try to leave the parking lot of the food joint on the corner, again. Sad that two middle aged women with elementary school aged kids had to cross the street and change the tire for them. They didn't even know where the spare was. Our dads taught us this stuff, thier dads obviously did not.

@GtMcGee

Жыл бұрын

their dads are dead, in prison, or mia

@johnchandler1687

Жыл бұрын

​@@GtMcGee buy their Father's Day cards by the box.

@KingJames-go8pq

Жыл бұрын

Mommy was a hoe, so daddy wasnt there.

@boodledemic6430

8 ай бұрын

What dads?

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

8 ай бұрын

The dads of the saggy boys moms (the saggy boys' grandfathers). Which would have been baby boomers. Most baby boomers didn't teach thier daughter car care or how to change faucets etc. My father did teach me that. Baby boomers only taught that to thier sons. And my friend is married, (I am infertile so it is irrelevant to me) so her kids don't have that problem.@@boodledemic6430

In New York, they remove the clicky thing from the gas handle because they are afraid we will click it and then leave the spout running on the floor and drive away. I approve of this practice, because people be crazy.

@RaddestDad

Жыл бұрын

Gas cap fits in the handle opening where you squeeze the handle.

@chickensfloat7427

Жыл бұрын

@lelandholton8580 zip ties exist too. All it does is fuck the working man

@chickensfloat7427

Жыл бұрын

Like most government regulation

@IzzyKawaiichi

Жыл бұрын

They don't have it in France either.

@jaimeiaquinta5102

Жыл бұрын

Um….. there’s automatic shut offs. If the gas reaches a certain level it stops….😂😂😂

Half of y'all won't even know how to get home from here LMAO

Counting down the days to the Charlotte NC show!

Love everything in every video you post! Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂

@Icarmzzy

Жыл бұрын

take out the cell phone towers

@Icarmzzy

Жыл бұрын

oops meant to say we'd have to come find you& your show in person

Thanks for coming through Cincinnati last weekend!!

Haven’t watched yet. Already love it

Love getting the notification when there’s a new John Crist video 🤣

Lmaooo reminds me of a good buddy of mine. He called me in the middle of the day “hey man, you can go ahead take my man card from me. I need help changing a tire, I’m not sure WHAT I’m doing.”.

You do have a skill brother. Making people laugh

@andrejka_talking_out_loud

Жыл бұрын

seriously, working men do need to hear something funny and clean....

@Mushroom321-

Жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😼

@jasonpowers3094

8 ай бұрын

And making people laugh without a bunch of trash coming out of his mouth

😍 Good vibes sent ur way, John. Keep up the hilarity

Got tickets for your show in Fayetteville AR. Looking forward to it. Your skinny jeans and skilllessness will fit right in here in the LA of Arkansas. 😂

I’m a woman & I have had bad hand and neck pain since I was a teenager, coz I got whiplash 4 times @19 & I felt that gas pump joke. I remember at 19 my hands hurt and I hated gas stations with broken pumps, now I would need to drive away. But I do have skills, many many hard earned skills, telling the dude not to explain the Phillips joke, lol 😂take out the cell towers was great too. I remember in the 90’s, I was, nope, I don’t want or need a cellphone, then I tore both knees up and needed a way to call for help if car broke down and of course got a cellphone, than hubby got one & oldest son. I realized I needed to be able to stay in touch with my younger sons after Columbine and got them cellphones too, hahaha, my youngest son just went without his cellphone for a month and I was bonkers…

men from dallas : "hi im blessed by the best, what bank do you work at?"

AHHH IM SO EARLY!!! love ur vids!!!

@thatiowan3581

7 ай бұрын

AHHH YOUR MOM WAS SO EARLY!!! love ur comments!!!

A spider was in my car, scared the heck out of me, then as of me seeing the bigger wasn’t bad enough he ran down INSIDE the door through the tiniest crack between my window and door. You can bet I pulled over and started pounding the door to get that thing out. First one to pull over and express concern? A trucker with a deep southern accent asking a lady if she was okay and needed help with anything.

1:16 facts! I am from 1975, I do know how to live without a cellphone.

@jeffrentsch4318

Жыл бұрын

I'm happier with mine sitting.

@countycalling

Жыл бұрын

Yet you are so weak you felt it was necessary to let people know that !

I kid you not, my girlfriend broke up with me last Saturday because I'm a man from LA (currently living in Nashville).

@brocourtney

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you dodged a crazy bro.

@EricChamplin

Жыл бұрын

@@brocourtney For real. I got accused of a lot of things :)

@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852

Жыл бұрын

she was probably tired of sharing her tampons.

@EricChamplin

Жыл бұрын

@@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 This is true

@starkeymorgan7481

Жыл бұрын

You dodged a bullet.

Some parts of the South having a gps and cellphone won’t help you even if they work. Where I’m from the gps will take you 20 miles out of your way and through the back roads just to get to the nearest hospital from my house but if you ask someone it’s a straight shot up the highway.

@darloonie9465

Жыл бұрын

Yep my GPS took me on back roads just to bring me back to the same highway. Why couldn't I just keep going straight?

@lonayork591

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yep

@johnchandler1687

Жыл бұрын

The dang GPS just knows the shortest way by milage. Doesn't know a thing about shortest by time. Definitely a flaw.

@mandawood9756

Жыл бұрын

Not here because it’s 2 miles to the highway from my house but the gps will take me 6 miles if I take the default option. I think it gets confused by the road names or because the cell towers are few and far between.

@thetardyowlvg9155

Жыл бұрын

I live in Alabama. If I put my address into GPS, it shows Mississippi lol. That's how far in the boonies we are! We don't even exist!

I miss the comedy show videos! They're all the Net Positive ones now.

Didn't know there were any men in la.

@olliefoxx7165

Жыл бұрын

Well...They're from south of the border.

Keepin it real bro. 👍🇺🇸

Well, Bless your heart!

Dude this is so accurate!

Lmao as always and the gas thing got me cause I've had issues with it minus the lotion problem 😂😂

Spot on!!!

Life is confusing these days especially for older people like me. I'm still trying to figure out on my computer... If we use cookies does that mean that people in the UK use biscuits? Inquiring minds want to know.

😭😭😭I was raised in the dirty souf and the Phillips joke killed me😂😂 only ppl from LA don’t know what a Phillips screw driver is😂😂😩 bunch of flat heads I see🤦🏽‍♀️

It is so true! I am in another country right now...and I had problems with my cell phone and it was scary lol.

Lol I’m coming to this tour and. I’m a part of Gen z hahahahaha 😂 😂😂😂😂

The title alone alone gave away the context

@matthewdubay1180

2 ай бұрын

I read the title as people in Louisiana vs people in the south. LA is Louisiana. Los Angeles is L.A.

There are no men in LA.

So true … without our phones we’d be dead 😬😂

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

I would survive, I am from 1975.

@twobitsandpepper8235

Жыл бұрын

Ppl would be rioting in the streets without their tech high 🤣

@Roma-rusk

Жыл бұрын

​@@twobitsandpepper8235 no one would know. 😂

In the immortal words of Hank Jr, a country boy can survive

He’s a riot!

It is so sad, that he is so right.

Peanut allergies!!! 🤣 Sorry Snoopy

Was this shot at the Alabama Theatre? I feel like i recognize those balconies

@tonic.1917

Жыл бұрын

He mentioned Birmingham, so probably.

Looking to get into comedy. This was good for me to watch

I’m from the Midwest and went down south to do some roofing. I was taking it easy due to the heat, but literally everybody kept telling me to slow down and not work so hard.

Bless his heart....😆

Men agreeing that women are the stronger sex is the real issue here lol.

@stonemedia8901

Жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as a stronger sex. We're equal, but different.

@twobitsandpepper8235

Жыл бұрын

In a different way, we both have our strengths and weaknesses and they, if you're lucky, compliment each other

@sevinstorey4365

Жыл бұрын

As a 53 yo, retired bricklayer from Alabama, redneck and never turned down a challenge in my life, I literally drink even Williams whiskey by the gallon, I will stand on my oath that MOST, not all, MOST women especially Southern women are three times stronger than men! When’s the last time you shot a basketball out of your penis and went back to work in four weeks? Don’t be stupid.

@reidveryan9414

7 ай бұрын

Guys got upper body strength and gals got lower body strength.

I came back with the neighbors!!! 😂😂

Compress those feelings 😁

While allergies are real, and serious, and life threatening, I think his point was that as kids there didn’t seem to be too many people with them. It was asthma, and peanuts. Now it’s pretty much everything you can think of. Either people are weaker, or technology is better to detect such things.

@josev7417

Жыл бұрын

How old are you? I think you missed the point altogether.

@heathercontois4501

Жыл бұрын

Food is not regulated like in Europe. We have more chemicals in growing and processing that weaken the bodies abilities.

@kathyingram3061

Жыл бұрын

~Childhood vaccines have been increased & more toxic ingredients added, especially in 1989~That is a major cause of these 'disorders'~

@chrisKyle7274

Жыл бұрын

Or people are just pussies nowadays!

@johnchandler1687

Жыл бұрын

​​@@kathyingram3061 And bad diet. Food that's an industrial product, not really food your body recognizes. Eliminating sugars and highly processed carbs completely will cure most allergies and asthma and diabetes. Try finding a Doctor of Nutrition. You'll be suprized by how much your MD. Doesn't know about what you should and should not eat.

Don’t forget us MidWestern men, we’re the intermittently depressed factory workers. We’re like the Mordor Orcs toiling away in Isengard.

LA is Louisiana It is the south!

We've got a 41 year old dude at my job who didn't know what a Phillips Head is.

Don't lump the southerns in with what you said. We are not weak. Your statement was blanketed to all men.

I've driven a Toyota, i had to figure out the gas door and how to remove the key from the ignition.

Sad but true.

Why so quiet? (The performance audio peaks at -13.8 dBs. -36.8 RMS.) Normalize it to -0.5 dB's before exporting.

We had a peanut table in the school lunch room. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Super accurate. Down south produces MEN

Does anyone remember having dirt clod fights in the vacant lots?

What about us Northern, from New England. If it's 40 degrees it's spring 🌼🌱😅.

This was funny oke oke I see you

@melaniedileo5232

Жыл бұрын

😂nice name😂

Seen a guy about to pump diesel in his cars GAS tank. Tried to warn him but I wasn't quick enough. His Dodge was 'flex fuel' so he said it was fine. I'm sure he didn't make it far! Lol

❤

I an adopted Asian, not from the south, I already knew how to refuel, change oil, do laundry, cook on the stove, clean the house, handle the tv by the time I was eight years old. So Idk, genetics or dumb luck? 🤷‍♀️

Not only are the men down here men, but the women... omg... the south has the most beautiful women in the world not even joking especially down around the gulf coast wow...

To funny😂

I grew in the south in Kentucky. Me and my cousin had literal rock fights. We threw rocks at each other. Hard. Or rubber band fights. Or bobby pin fights. Use rubber bands to shoot Bobby pins at one another. How we didn't lose a eye. Lol

👍

So funny

He's funny

Funny BECAUSE it's accurate!! Bahaha

those people were always there, we just made it so that the people like the previous-generation example no longer attack them for it

The only men who know how to do stuff & labor skills in LA are mexican. They’re the REAL men out there and very hot!!! 😍😍😍

I read the title and think, isnt LA in the south. Loiusiana correct, LA?

If the next generation is weak that's a reflection of the previous generation.

Except the MESSCANS, they are born skilled from coast to coast!!!

I didn’t hear a single south reference in this. Only an age reference. Did I miss something?

I have those sneakers lol

Title is misleading but good comedian!

Stand in front of the men in L.A. who work hard everyday and say that! Lol.. To all the first responders, construction workers, surgeons, teachers, sales clerks who have to put up with some lousy customers, hotel front desk employees who get yelled at by a guest, bus drivers, city workers. I know you’re kidding, right? Lol btw, I live in the Central Valley in California, it’s always dry here, got my unscented moisturizer but it’s a cream, not a lotion, so much better… my husband loves it too! Lol 😉

@stephen4763

Жыл бұрын

Lady it’s comedy. It’s the “LA perception”. Just like the Left and Right coasts call the south uneducated and rednecks. Please don’t ruin comedy and become the cancel culture by getting your “feelings” hurt. OMG have the ability to laugh at yourself.

@FrankyCpunishmentSTYLE

Жыл бұрын

Of course he’s joking every city has capable men it’s a necessity to make a city work, he’s speaking for himself and those like him which is sadly a majority now

“Men” from LA: I'll have a soy latte with lite foam. Men from the south: I'll have my coffee dark, no sugar. FACTS

I haven't watched this but I can sum up the video easily. "Men" from LA want to be women and men from the south want nothing to do with these "women".

Breason ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have a peanut allergy… and 0:58 is making me die of laughter 😂 🤣 …just like when I eat peanuts

are there any men in LA?

He's dressed like he's from LA

When a gay guy calls you out in a show... and you laugh. XD

Craziest thing is…he drives a Tesla. Hahahahaha

So go ahead y'all and hate me. Pittsburgh born and raised move to the song 33 years. First Southern husband was the most prejudiced and ignorant human being I could ever imagine the second Southern husband didn't work and expected me to take care of him. I had to come home to find a man who could change the oil, fix the squeaking door and most important to me... Tell the truth. No passive aggressive or dumb as a fox (that's actually a saying down there) I belong to a dinner group when I was in Georgia. 15 or 20 women and 4 men. The woman across for me didn't realize she was sitting beside a man who came from Cleveland or across from a woman who came from Pittsburgh. And she and her son and drawn said I dated a Yankee man once he was just rude...1 person defines us all? So I left and Athens where in the last 4 weeks three dead bodies have shown up and I came home to estill town and a whole bunch of people don't have the jobs they used to have. The crime rate here is half what it was in Athens

Hilarious

Based, paycheck edition.

Good bless the southern boys