John Crist: Would Like to Release a Statement - FULL SPECIAL [2023]

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John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX in 2023! In his third full length 1-hour special, Crist touches on everything: white people trying to solve racism, therapy sessions gone awry, politically correct sports’ mascots...all through the unique lens of his faith, family and childhood.
John Crist on tour now! Official Website: www.johncristcomedy.com/tour
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  • @johnbcrist
    @johnbcrist11 ай бұрын

    Remaining 2023 show schedule! 6/3 Louisville, 6/4 Washington DC, 6/10 Salt Lake, 6/11 Colorado Springs, 6/23 Sacramento, 6/24 Fresno, 6/25 Thousand Oaks, 6/30 Las Vegas, 7/1 San Diego, 7/2 Anaheim, 9/14 OKC, 9/15 Tulsa, 9/16 Wichita, 9/16 Springfield, 9/21 Ottawa, 9/22 Peterborough, 9/23 London (Ontario), 9/29 Myrtle Beach, 9/30 Roanoke, 10/1 Greensboro, 10/14 Atlanta, 10/15 Birmingham, 10/20 Cedar Rapids, 10/21 Springfield, 10/22 Evansville, 11/2 Columbus, 11/3 Joliet, 11/4 Rockford, 11/5 Milwaukee, 11/10 Winnipeg, 11/11 Edmonton, 11/12 Calgary, 11/16 Reading, 11/17 York, PA, 11/18 Norfolk, 11/19 Richmond, 11/30 Albilene, 12/2 Phoenix, 12/7 San Antonio, 12/8 Austin, 12/9 Beaumont, 12/10 Baton Rouge! www.johncristcomedy.com/tour

  • @estherwhite841

    @estherwhite841

    11 ай бұрын

    Are you ever going to come to IL or should I just book Trey Kennedys show in Joliet IL? Check your heart!!!!

  • @garrettwoods23

    @garrettwoods23

    11 ай бұрын

    See you in Austin my man!

  • @bluespectralmonkey

    @bluespectralmonkey

    11 ай бұрын

    I see no Portland on this list.... hmmmmm

  • @hydrolito

    @hydrolito

    11 ай бұрын

    Last time I went through Texas I went through Duncanville so avoided the traffic of Dallas. You probably can't avoid traffic if go through Dallas or if go through Chicago by car either if go through that part of Illinois.

  • @joanireimer3260

    @joanireimer3260

    11 ай бұрын

    S see I o

  • @therealest493
    @therealest49311 ай бұрын

    Level of cleanliness of John Crist's comedy is just out of this world, no cussing, no inappropriate content just clean comedy. Top notch.

  • @navy79930

    @navy79930

    10 ай бұрын

    Taste and see that he is good!😂😂😂

  • @Ludifant

    @Ludifant

    10 ай бұрын

    You can´t even say "cursing" these days? P.C. gone mad..

  • @peterhanna3206

    @peterhanna3206

    9 ай бұрын

    Only inappropriate offstage, when he's getting drunk and trying to coerce women into sex

  • @Lavenderrose73

    @Lavenderrose73

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@OurBlindSpot well I say "cussing" or "swearing" anyway. What's the thing about "cursing"?

  • @ZNMelowLeloNeka

    @ZNMelowLeloNeka

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@navy79930😂😂😂

  • @tommymartin896
    @tommymartin8969 ай бұрын

    Pulling out that 97% joke during the prayer posture joke was one of the strongest moments of comedy I’ve ever seen.

  • @natalienelson8681

    @natalienelson8681

    8 ай бұрын

    Blew my mind.🤯🤣

  • @Soulreaper-1129

    @Soulreaper-1129

    8 ай бұрын

    Had me lmao 🤣 at the gym!

  • @getnanoed

    @getnanoed

    8 ай бұрын

    Jessica comedy is not for u!

  • @user-ip8xm7pl1d

    @user-ip8xm7pl1d

    8 ай бұрын

    I think John missed an opportunity for a joke when the black guy said his name was Jake. John should have asked if he had white parents.

  • @Taylor314T5

    @Taylor314T5

    8 ай бұрын

    Can you explain the 97% joke? Went right over my head.

  • @vancerhoades6307
    @vancerhoades630710 ай бұрын

    This guy is not only hilarious, but he aint afraid to talk about some real shit, and he doesnt have to cuss to get laughs. Need more comedians like him these days! 100%

  • @stevenmason8286

    @stevenmason8286

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah but you did, lol, jk dude

  • @Qfunkyfresh

    @Qfunkyfresh

    9 ай бұрын

    Nate Bargatze

  • @misses1768

    @misses1768

    6 ай бұрын

    Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵 Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵 💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤

  • @vancerhoades6307

    @vancerhoades6307

    6 ай бұрын

    @@stevenmason8286 i know. Lol

  • @vancerhoades6307

    @vancerhoades6307

    6 ай бұрын

    @@triviaqueen2023 very true. Lol

  • @SX-sv6vo
    @SX-sv6vo8 ай бұрын

    I'm a teacher here in Texas. Last year I had parents that told me to throw the book at their kid if I needed to. I didn't, but I felt completely supported.💯

  • @mariammeliksetian7916
    @mariammeliksetian791611 ай бұрын

    I loved how he went from being on IG making Biblical references to a full blown theater, this is great.

  • @breauxdose

    @breauxdose

    8 ай бұрын

    Dudes been touring for years

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    7 ай бұрын

    Also a sex offender

  • @loganwebb1171

    @loganwebb1171

    6 ай бұрын

    @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 ⁠If by “sex offender”, you mean “committing adultery”, you’re right. He was definitely in a bad place and had addictions that got worse and worse until it all exploded in early November of 2019. After he was accused he spent a couple of years in rehab working on himself and started fixing a lot of broken things in his life. He eventually came out of this stronger and acknowledged what he did was hypocritical to his faith and how he sinned greatly against the Lord, how it was utterly and completely wrong and that there was no one to blame but himself for his actions. He’s said in recent interviews (about 2020, search “John Crist controversy” and look for an article that says “John Crist is back” something like that) that although he can’t make up for what he’s done, he can own what he did and emerge from it stronger. I think all that is really important to remember before you start judging someone like him.

  • @rebeccaclinemeservy

    @rebeccaclinemeservy

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I'm glad you said something. I went and looked it up. Thank you.

  • @GaryCrant

    @GaryCrant

    4 ай бұрын

    @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Does sexual misconduct make you a sex offender?

  • @kaytesauls2844
    @kaytesauls2844 Жыл бұрын

    I love how he cracks himself up at his own jokes 🤣

  • @RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy

    @RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy

    11 ай бұрын

    That's nice

  • @susancnw59

    @susancnw59

    11 ай бұрын

    Red Skelton used to do that.

  • @patcharles1146
    @patcharles11465 ай бұрын

    Only people who are naturally funny can go this long with no cussing! This was great 👍🏾

  • @maryalmeida5424

    @maryalmeida5424

    2 ай бұрын

    With the Lord's help.

  • @dawn8542

    @dawn8542

    2 ай бұрын

    ​wtf??

  • @diautumn4515

    @diautumn4515

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@maryalmeida5424Amen!!🙏

  • @marideana64
    @marideana646 ай бұрын

    I love how he cracks himself up at the same time he's cracking up the audience😂😂. Excellent wholesome comedian who's not afraid to make us laugh😅

  • @charlesharlan5951
    @charlesharlan595111 ай бұрын

    What a relief to finally hear someone make good clean jokes talking about everything makes you laugh and you don’t mind playing it in front of your grandma

  • @Elle-om4nf

    @Elle-om4nf

    11 ай бұрын

    Wait until grandma lets go and anything goes 😂 It was around 80 for mine, and I'm having the time of my life with her!

  • @khall1780

    @khall1780

    7 ай бұрын

    Your grandma does cuss???

  • @pibly7784

    @pibly7784

    6 ай бұрын

    Yes !

  • @pibly7784

    @pibly7784

    6 ай бұрын

    @@khall1780. ??

  • @davidfoote696

    @davidfoote696

    6 ай бұрын

    Nate bargatze is the same, he's one of the best

  • @karaw1430
    @karaw1430 Жыл бұрын

    The apex of John's comedy career thus far! This is a damn good special. His energy, willingness to push limits... the world needs more of this right now

  • @hambone5shorts962

    @hambone5shorts962

    11 ай бұрын

    I have to watch this again!! It's full of great jokes!!

  • @jamesstortz936

    @jamesstortz936

    11 ай бұрын

    @@hambone5shorts962 YES. AND I WANT TO RE-WATCH IT WITH FAMILY ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @blackcorp0001

    @blackcorp0001

    10 ай бұрын

    One to watch with friends and family

  • @peterhanna3206

    @peterhanna3206

    9 ай бұрын

    @@jamesstortz936 just don't leave him alone with your daughters if they're 18+

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    7 ай бұрын

    @@peterhanna3206this guy gets it

  • @sweencreamer
    @sweencreamer11 ай бұрын

    Trying to watch this with headphones in a quiet office environment was not a good idea! Watch it somewhere that you can freely die laughing 😂

  • @ChoznandBeloved

    @ChoznandBeloved

    8 ай бұрын

    I was watching it at midnight in my kitchen while I was doing dishes… Not my best idea… 😂

  • @amyjohnson5839

    @amyjohnson5839

    8 ай бұрын

    That's why I'm thankful I work from home. I can laugh as loud as I want 😂

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee7 ай бұрын

    “If it wasn’t for Rufus you would have died on the way over here Gina” that line is genius 😂

  • @HandsomeBeast
    @HandsomeBeast11 ай бұрын

    This is super awesome comedy.. What shocks me is the fact that he didn't cuss even once or do anything in appropriate and yet massively funny!!!!!!!!!! 😂❤️

  • @AdamCasada

    @AdamCasada

    11 ай бұрын

    Welp the Cardi B joke was pretty ick 😐

  • @desertdudes3822

    @desertdudes3822

    11 ай бұрын

    And to drag a verse through the mud like that

  • @TheSbaty

    @TheSbaty

    11 ай бұрын

    Those who need to be vulgar aren’t good and definitely aren’t intelligent.

  • @HandsomeBeast

    @HandsomeBeast

    11 ай бұрын

    @@TheSbaty I agree! 💯

  • @rebeltexan2814

    @rebeltexan2814

    11 ай бұрын

    I mean he is a Christian.

  • @helenramsdell1959
    @helenramsdell1959 Жыл бұрын

    I was laughing so hard and loud my husband came up from the basement to find out what I was laughing at. I started the video all over again and laughed just as hard the 2nd time. My hubby laughed along, too! Great show!

  • @JennyDM92
    @JennyDM924 ай бұрын

    “My sister goes to women’s marches and my dad stormed the capital” 😂😂 I had to pause it for a few minutes after that because I laughed so hard. Thanks so much John, and god bless!

  • @debraboe8496
    @debraboe84965 ай бұрын

    I've been depressed and decided to watch more comedy to boost my spirits and found you 😁 thank you for the laughter God Bless you and keep it up 🙏🐾💛💙💚😂😅

  • @HiddenGemsConsulting
    @HiddenGemsConsulting11 ай бұрын

    I usually don't find comedians funny, but I love John for being so hilarious with no vulgarity. So good!

  • @tracywerner4315

    @tracywerner4315

    11 ай бұрын

    I feel exactly how you do. I can't stand when comedians are vulgar.

  • @joshbriansmith

    @joshbriansmith

    11 ай бұрын

    Does being a repeat sexual predator make someone vulgar? Cause this dude is a creep.

  • @The_Jiant

    @The_Jiant

    11 ай бұрын

    You two sound incredibly boring.

  • @unacceptablesisterpeter3431

    @unacceptablesisterpeter3431

    4 ай бұрын

    Check out dry bar. It is like 90% vulgarity free. I was so happy to find that channel.

  • @anthonym3792
    @anthonym3792 Жыл бұрын

    We were there in the audience for this! He is hilarious

  • @geraldisfilming

    @geraldisfilming

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard you clap in the YT video!!

  • @Ian_Schneider

    @Ian_Schneider

    Жыл бұрын

    I think you lost some money because I wasn’t there and I got to watch it for free.

  • @heavnxbound

    @heavnxbound

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ian_Schneider Six days ago you *needed* to see him live.

  • @elchappo1320

    @elchappo1320

    Жыл бұрын

    Was anyone offended there?

  • @staceylacey5587

    @staceylacey5587

    11 ай бұрын

    I want to know if any of those Dallas Texans were offended by his Texas jokes? I love him too, but I was wondering.

  • @TheVoxbox13
    @TheVoxbox137 ай бұрын

    I'm a certified expert in comedy, and this is inarguably 97% top tier.

  • @marciaalexander214
    @marciaalexander2145 ай бұрын

    “Cleveland Guardians” …. Shut up you’re not my real dad!” BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • @TheFearingtonChronicles
    @TheFearingtonChronicles11 ай бұрын

    When he asked about Jehovah Witness and someone in the crowd said “Oh No” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashleyemdee

    @ashleyemdee

    11 ай бұрын

    I died at that part! hahaha

  • @tianaanderson9476

    @tianaanderson9476

    9 ай бұрын

    💀😭😭

  • @retrostuff8976

    @retrostuff8976

    8 ай бұрын

    “Joe biden’s shoe size? Six. Obama’s dogs age? Six. CNN spell backwardds? 666.” Lol

  • @snowwhite5842

    @snowwhite5842

    7 ай бұрын

    Jehovahs Witnesses actually have really good senses of humor. Super nice people too. I’m not one, but know about 30 of them.

  • @Desi-Rose
    @Desi-Rose Жыл бұрын

    What's so extra funny about him,is that he makes himself laugh!It's adorable.🥰👍😂

  • @leilaniz5909

    @leilaniz5909

    11 ай бұрын

    All comedians do

  • @jillybeancadney6229

    @jillybeancadney6229

    11 ай бұрын

    I don't know if I'd describe it as adorable ... That term is too much like a baby or a baby pig or a puppy. Lol. What other word can we use to describe this? I find it endearing, relatable and a tad bit of sexy thrown in there... Love you Dave. "DAMN THE MAN!!!!" - Lukas Empire Records

  • @you_beg_my_pardon

    @you_beg_my_pardon

    11 ай бұрын

    There's a lot of comedians that laugh at themselves but really aren't even funny. Some of them have late night shows..

  • @you_beg_my_pardon

    @you_beg_my_pardon

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@Jillybean Cadney so you're saying if she said adorably sexy that would have been better? That would make her look like a pedophile..

  • @dantelum

    @dantelum

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jillybeancadney6229 that's his modus operandi

  • @candiejo3869
    @candiejo38692 ай бұрын

    I give John so much credit. He acknowledged his problem. Got help and now he's back to ripping it up in comedy. God bless John! You're hilarious 😂🩵🩵

  • @ScottieD87
    @ScottieD877 ай бұрын

    In 2015, I was dating a woman who's fater was the pastor of a Pentecostal church and she introduced me to John Crist's work, I was immediately impressed. Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things in this world. To realize there is such an amazing talent who is religious on that level was so foreign to me, I was blown-away by how funny he was. My relationship didn't end up working out but I left it with a revitalized faith in our Lord and a new comedian to look forward to being entertained by. I'd call that a win because look who came through for me all this time later. Made me, a 36 year old man, laugh out loud, by myself, like I'm having the time of my life. It's not a miracle performed by our Savior, but it does have appreciated, long-lasting value

  • @jonathanstatham88
    @jonathanstatham8811 ай бұрын

    I live alone and have comedy on 24/7. It usually starts to blend into eachother. This guy was good enough to catch my attention and have me looking into more of his work. 10/10!!! Great stuff!

  • @BREAKocean

    @BREAKocean

    11 ай бұрын

    Bro I have comedy on while I'm gaming and this guy made me alt tab out of destiny 2 and subscribe

  • @KimiCruz

    @KimiCruz

    10 ай бұрын

    Complete agreement!!!

  • @AdamGraciainc
    @AdamGraciainc11 ай бұрын

    I’ve seen him live twice, he consistently murders, honestly one of the most underrated comics of our time. This was his best yet, what a great special, cancelling him was the best thing that could have happened to his comedy. He was on point from start to finish. Great great comedy special. Give this man $50,000,000 for a three special Netflix deal.

  • @stephaniehenry8467

    @stephaniehenry8467

    11 ай бұрын

    AGREED -- HE IS ALWAYS ON IT... his timing is impeccable.. and his WHIT is ammazing!

  • @katietalley3776

    @katietalley3776

    11 ай бұрын

    No way; if he's on Netflix they'll try to manage him. Way better to be on KZread where he decides what he wants to do. This is by far the best I've seen of anything he's done. And you're right, it's crazy to think cancelling someone could have one of the most positive effects on a person. That just points to his character. I love it when people choose personal growth over victim-hood. Way to flip it and show everyone John Crist!!

  • @TheMonogamous69

    @TheMonogamous69

    11 ай бұрын

    sorry but they only reserve that kinda money for subpar content

  • @nicolecopland461

    @nicolecopland461

    11 ай бұрын

    Thanks for making me look him up. 🫤

  • @lisaschooler9992

    @lisaschooler9992

    11 ай бұрын

    @@nicolecopland461 I first saw him on his hilarious clip of grocery store “brands that should be canceled….” It’s a hilarious and a quick watch

  • @debbyferguson3595
    @debbyferguson359510 ай бұрын

    John Crist is stellar!💥 "Any Jehovah Witnesses in here?" The lady in audience, "Oh, god!" John loses it and audience roars. 🤣 Then the "Knock! Knock!" 🤣 He is fire!❤💯🔥

  • @kingdombusiness8349
    @kingdombusiness834910 ай бұрын

    Nothing better than clean humor, thank you Jesus! 💒🙌🏼

  • @rieaweer7459

    @rieaweer7459

    7 ай бұрын

    Hitting a cat with a car? Not exactly wholesome. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy John's videos. However, calling this set clean is subjective, I guess

  • @rieaweer7459

    @rieaweer7459

    7 ай бұрын

    @jessicably3 it seems more like dark humor to me, which is fine. It's just interesting that so many others see it so differently

  • @nascarsteve
    @nascarsteve11 ай бұрын

    I laughed harder than he did about the black guy in the audience being named Jake. I almost fell off my couch. So funny!

  • @donnamarsh3474
    @donnamarsh347411 ай бұрын

    Hey John....you have officially ruined me for church.😅 I started laughing during communion at my cousin's church. They offered the gluten free communion and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!😅😂😅😅

  • @larissalavender1760

    @larissalavender1760

    3 ай бұрын

    We got gluten free options at church last week for communion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CatherineSTLOUISrealtor

    @CatherineSTLOUISrealtor

    2 ай бұрын

    The ridiculousness of modern-day Americans talked about with clean fun humor....I just love this guy!

  • @Watergardengirl

    @Watergardengirl

    2 ай бұрын

    lol… its considerate, and can I have organic, unpasteurized grape juice too?

  • @PastorWill_

    @PastorWill_

    Ай бұрын

    I never knew that existed lol

  • @Rosie_C

    @Rosie_C

    Ай бұрын

    Oh my!! I’m severely sensitive to gluten and quietly bring a tiny piece of unleavened bread wrapped in a minuscule piece of plastic wrap and I’m pretty sure no one notices what happens. How irreverent to announce it. 😬

  • @easye5653
    @easye56538 ай бұрын

    This is the kind of Special we will watch OVER and OVER!!!!!!! 🤣😂😃

  • @paulduffield1785
    @paulduffield178511 ай бұрын

    By far his best stand up show to date for me, he’s really matured as a comedian, knows his audience and is just hilarious. Great job 👏

  • @michaelflorant8641
    @michaelflorant864111 ай бұрын

    That was one of the best comedy specials I have seen in awhile. I know he has gone through some stuff but nobody is perfect and I have more respect for a Christian who owns his faults and seeks the help from the Lord.

  • @1blondidea

    @1blondidea

    10 ай бұрын

    @michaelflorant8641, I have personally known John since he was 11 or 12. My daughter is his age. I homeschooled my daughter, and we were in the same homeschooling group here in our little area of Georgia. When John and my daughter were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. John and my daughter played tennis together. My daughter, and John both have gone through some very rough times yet each one of them are doing sooo well today in their lives. I thank and praise God for that. I get tickled with watching John on stage. He STILL has some of the same non-verbal body language mannerisms I saw in him when he was a kid. What's really funny for me is whenever he talks about his Mom. I STILL get to see John's parents every so often. Anne is a lovely petite lady, a bit shorter than me. Our grown children are much taller. Personally knowing the family for 3+decades makes John's "family" jokes even funnier for me. Who knew way back in the day that John would grow up to be this amazing Commedian?! We love him.

  • @georgefriesen3001

    @georgefriesen3001

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@1blondideawhy did you feel the need to share that long story with the entire world?

  • @ashlenjoful

    @ashlenjoful

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@georgefriesen3001why did you feel the need to be rude?

  • @georgefriesen3001

    @georgefriesen3001

    8 ай бұрын

    @@ashlenjoful would you want someone to just randomly go and spread so much gossip about your own life on a public profile like KZread?

  • @DawnNY

    @DawnNY

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@1blondidea Thanks for sharing your story. 🌷 I've watched this show so many times with my friends and family. I "spice it up" on my family text now.😂 Blessings 🙏🏼

  • @carolynwallace6489
    @carolynwallace648911 ай бұрын

    We were there and I laughed so hard! At one point, my husband asked if I was okay. Thank you, John for coming to Dallas!!

  • @summerbaby88

    @summerbaby88

    11 ай бұрын

    😅

  • @helenmurphree3434
    @helenmurphree343410 ай бұрын

    My son at about 9 years old said to me at the dinner table. “I’ll sit here all night, but I’m not eating that” It was all I could do not to burst out laughing 😂

  • @sarahdoanpeace3623

    @sarahdoanpeace3623

    8 ай бұрын

    Rotlf 😂😂😂😂😂😂 is hilarious!

  • @keetasingletary

    @keetasingletary

    7 ай бұрын

    😂 when my youngest was 3 she comes to me and says she's hungry so I ask her if she wants to make her something to eat and she says No. I stupidly asked her if she likes my cooking and this little girl looks me in the eyes and says I don't love it. 😮😮😂😂😂

  • @libertybell8852

    @libertybell8852

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 well, he was willing to stand on principle dang it! 😂😂 that's hilarious.

  • @libertybell8852

    @libertybell8852

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@keetasingletary😂😂 My ex's mom is a larger lady and my kids were 2 and 3, and they had cake and the 3 year old goes "Mimi wanna bite" well MY mom was dieting and the kids had been there as well so the 2 year old pipes up and says "It'll go straight to your butt!" 😂😂

  • @LFDNC

    @LFDNC

    3 ай бұрын

    My younger sister was like this. Now, every once in a while we get a picture of my niece sitting at the table with my annoyed sister. An apology to my mother is always included. 😂

  • @LaRaeMTrice
    @LaRaeMTrice11 ай бұрын

    I really didn’t think he could top his last special but this was HILARIOUS! I was listening while swimming and almost accidentally drowned 😂

  • @alcaholic9559

    @alcaholic9559

    10 ай бұрын

    Try floaties : )

  • @serenabell1971

    @serenabell1971

    4 ай бұрын

    That was funny!

  • @davypig571
    @davypig57111 ай бұрын

    You know it's a great show when it goes by too quick. Non stop hilarity.

  • @headreddedstepchild6177

    @headreddedstepchild6177

    11 ай бұрын

    Its drags when you listen at work, after a 3 day weekend

  • @KimiCruz

    @KimiCruz

    10 ай бұрын

    Agreed i felt like wait is over already? More now he's not scared of the truth because he's God's

  • @stephaniemcavey4637
    @stephaniemcavey4637 Жыл бұрын

    Best stand up comedy that I’ve seen in years from any comedian!!! 53 minutes of almost non stop laughter! Literally my cheeks hurt!!

  • @asiangin

    @asiangin

    11 ай бұрын

    Have u seen Shane Gillis. This is good but his special is top notch

  • @gigibrady333

    @gigibrady333

    11 ай бұрын

    NOTHING NEW SAID. JUST SEEN RANTING. 2 OUT OF 10.

  • @stephaniemcavey4637

    @stephaniemcavey4637

    11 ай бұрын

    @@asiangin I don’t think I have, I’ll go look at his stuff though, thanks!!

  • @lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698

    @lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698

    11 ай бұрын

    He’s the best Ever (to me) 😂🙋🏻‍♀️😭

  • @joshuasmith9312
    @joshuasmith93129 ай бұрын

    THIS is comedy. Poking fun at everyone and making hard topics easy to digest. Great job!

  • @danig2029
    @danig20297 ай бұрын

    I didn't stop smiling and laughing at any point during this special! Thank you @JohnCrist

  • @kimconrad5156
    @kimconrad515611 ай бұрын

    This guy is funny. People are so afraid to laugh or make jokes any more in case someone gets offended. We need to stop taking everything so seriously and learn to laugh again.❤

  • @anitacunha4555
    @anitacunha4555 Жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions/body language is everything, love his shows!! He is the real deal for sure!

  • @1blondidea

    @1blondidea

    10 ай бұрын

    @anitacunha4555, I've personally known John since he and my daughter were about 9 years old. When they were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. I get soo tickled watching John today BECAUSE I've seen some of his facial expressions/body language since way back when they were kids!! Which of us had any idea John Crist would grow up to be this tall, amazing and talented Commedian?!?! We love him.

  • @michellethiesen7972
    @michellethiesen79726 ай бұрын

    In regards to spanking. My pastors grandson has never been spanked. He's the only child who can calmly verbalize his emotions and come up with coping mechanisms on his own to deal with his negative emotions. He's six. Most respectful, well behaved kid I've ever had in my nursery. If you do it right, it works. The problem is that these parents think that gentle parenting is giving your kid whatever they want, letting them do whatever they want, and not doing any work to raise them into decent people.

  • @stephenamos2182

    @stephenamos2182

    5 ай бұрын

    And that was exactly his point.....

  • @JessM.93

    @JessM.93

    4 ай бұрын

    Spare the rod, spoil the child...

  • @stephenkarla7113

    @stephenkarla7113

    3 ай бұрын

    It usually only takes a time or two not to spare the rod before they get it clearly.

  • @fabulousfamily564

    @fabulousfamily564

    3 ай бұрын

    The rod is leadership. The rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Clearly it's not about beating.

  • @LFDNC

    @LFDNC

    3 ай бұрын

    You have a point. I’ve worked with kids for most of my adult life, and I have only once wanted to hit one (it involved him causing me a fair bit of pain and I was 18). I’ve got a little boy at church (he’s 4) whose parents never tell him no. He whines when he doesn’t get his way. He thought he was an unstoppable force. Then he met me. Whining goes in one ear and out the other. I have found that when I set the boundaries and calmly enforce them, things work better. Also, saying no does not mean no forever. An example is that this kid wanted to be the line leader, but we had one already, so I told him no. He accepted it and then asked if he could be next. I said yes, and then came the important part, I let him have his turn. I’m getting results his parents aren’t. It is my OPINION that what is called gentle parenting is stupid. Kids need boundaries, and they are not my peers. The way I joke about it, is that these kids know I’m the adult, but that they’re in charge. When they want to be close to me, my legs might belong to me, but my lap belongs to them. My father was rather violent, which definitely had an impact on my opinion, but I don’t think there is a reason to beat a child. Spanking is ok on occasion, but if the parent is doing it when they are angry, the chances of abuse go way, way up.

  • @theotherredhead
    @theotherredhead11 ай бұрын

    This ENTIRE special had me laughing so hard from start to finish that I was honestly wheezing so bad that I really thought I was having a near asthma attack not even 5 min into the beginning of the show. He is BY FAR one of THE best comedians (clear or dirty) to come on the scene in the last couple years and right here is top notch.

  • @blesd4success
    @blesd4success11 ай бұрын

    This was great. I am a gluten free, vegan, animal rights advocate, non denominational “Christian” that prays in public and uses essential oils and I thought this was all funny! I laughed out loud and it’s not an easy feat to get me to laugh at a comedian. I love love love the audience interactions! One of my favorite moments was when John asked about JW and the lady in the audience said really loud “Ohh god!” Rotflol.

  • @EvetteChi

    @EvetteChi

    8 ай бұрын

    Why did she say Oh God? I don’t get it.

  • @elizabethp4064

    @elizabethp4064

    6 ай бұрын

    @@EvetteChiI’m guessing bc jehovahs is a cult not really Christian

  • @joypecarski3115
    @joypecarski311511 ай бұрын

    Why isn’t this trending across the world yet?! All content from John Crist should be automatically viral

  • @strathroyaaron
    @strathroyaaron8 ай бұрын

    Thank you Jon for being funny in 2023, and not being vulgar to do it!

  • @oscargoldman2344
    @oscargoldman23444 ай бұрын

    "There's no Dr. on a Spirit Airline flight" LOL😆😅🤣😂

  • @shataviaharris4341
    @shataviaharris434111 ай бұрын

    “ I ain’t even want y’all up there “ ….started crying 😂 😂 I shared this w/ 10 people. ❤

  • @wendysmith9891

    @wendysmith9891

    11 ай бұрын

    Yes! One of my fav lines!

  • @drmsducomtru
    @drmsducomtru11 ай бұрын

    I’m so happy I watched this. This was actually my first time seeing John and he’s amazingly hilarious. Great show!!!!

  • @gwbrown1911able
    @gwbrown1911able11 ай бұрын

    I can’t tell you how much I enjoy John Crist!!😂😂😂😂

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada6943Ай бұрын

    Nailed it! 😂😂😂 Give this man a Netflix special!

  • @jbsargent1396
    @jbsargent1396 Жыл бұрын

    I went to this show, let’s go Dallas!! This was the best comedy show I’ve ever been too, and the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen! I met John Crist at a separate show a while ago and he’s just as funny off stage. I’ll be at the show in Abilene Texas this November, can’t wait!!

  • @quinnobrien8686
    @quinnobrien8686 Жыл бұрын

    This was awesome, and the whole “Jake” bit was absolutely hysterical! I fell out laughing!

  • @donnamarsh3474

    @donnamarsh3474

    11 ай бұрын

    Probably the first and last time about Jake! 😂

  • @quinnobrien8686

    @quinnobrien8686

    11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @4miyahart
    @4miyahart9 ай бұрын

    This guy is absolutely the funniest stand-up comedian I've seen in a very long time. The real world humor had me crying.... and I'm a Southern Baptist vegan... Jake (in the audience) State Farm..LEGENDARY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots77538 ай бұрын

    Loving this man. If someone steals these jokes and pretend to be John Crist, we will call him the Anti-crist 🤭

  • @LFDNC

    @LFDNC

    3 ай бұрын

    I love this, why did no one comment on this? 😂

  • @janicehousley2941

    @janicehousley2941

    Ай бұрын

    ❤️😍

  • @missycl9200
    @missycl9200 Жыл бұрын

    My child was comforting me when I was laughing so hard I was seemingly crying. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world.

  • @honeystorlie1778

    @honeystorlie1778

    11 ай бұрын

    Seriously!!!!! So gifted on so many levels!!!!

  • @melscurry89

    @melscurry89

    11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂that's hilarious

  • @blueprint_branding
    @blueprint_branding Жыл бұрын

    My husband and I were at this live taping! He puts on a great show. If he ever comes to your town, he's def a must-see!

  • @karensanchezgomez9662
    @karensanchezgomez9662Ай бұрын

    Great!! Laughed all through the show! Bravo! 🤩

  • @allisonwalker4978
    @allisonwalker49789 ай бұрын

    When that black man shouted out "my name is Jake" I almost suffocated laughing 😂😂😂

  • @35mayocynthia
    @35mayocynthia Жыл бұрын

    I hope that he gets his popularity back he is such a good comedian.

  • @Snakles08
    @Snakles0811 ай бұрын

    John says the word racism. Entire room goes silent. One of the funniest moments in the show.

  • @threetreasures7698

    @threetreasures7698

    4 ай бұрын

    It’s Dallas…

  • @robinjohnston222
    @robinjohnston2228 ай бұрын

    He's hilarious, but his mannerisms are my favorite part of his act

  • @FinishStrong504
    @FinishStrong5048 ай бұрын

    I used to see all of his videos on social media and had no idea his standup was this good. Good stuff.

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

    Netflix missed out on this! Charge them double next time.

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.371811 ай бұрын

    Imma put my hand on your shoulder. "On MY shoulder?" Dude I'm 97% - That was the funniest EVER!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺ l Love me some John!!

  • @Shirleyneumann7
    @Shirleyneumann79 ай бұрын

    I love how he can be so funny without having to cuss every other sentence. Keep up the good work John.

  • @larrytowe6672
    @larrytowe667211 ай бұрын

    I've seen John many many times, in my opinion this is the funniest that he's ever been.

  • @suewaterhouse3639
    @suewaterhouse363911 ай бұрын

    The waiter asked my brother what he wanted. He immediately said "Hand cuffs and duck tape". As his two year old grandson is having a meltdown under the table of the people sitting next to us. I laughed so hard.

  • @sprgeorge333
    @sprgeorge33311 ай бұрын

    I saw that knock knock joke from half a mile away... I closed the blinds and acted like I wasn't home.

  • @ghhm2705

    @ghhm2705

    11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @edmondrealestatejenniferhe6994
    @edmondrealestatejenniferhe6994Ай бұрын

    He’s the only one calling out the hypocrisy in the church to other Christians. We need to wake up and take responsibility for our selfishness and arrogance.

  • @knowledgeseeker863

    @knowledgeseeker863

    4 күн бұрын

    Maybe your circle is super small. I hear comics, preachers, teachers and MANY “Christians” calling out the hypocrisy in the church all the time. Maybe that’s the problem. My challenge is, the hypocrisy should be dealt with in the church, not telling unbelievers!! Why would they come to the Lord, if they don’t see our love for each other? Correction is needed! But if “the church” speaks against the church, where’s the light? Let’s not air our dirty laundry in front of the world. We shouldn’t bite and devour one another. Galatians 5:15

  • @jazzya7383
    @jazzya73838 ай бұрын

    Listening to this while I’m working night shift on Walmarts remodel team. The beginning of my shift was annoying to say the least. So I’m grateful for these laughs now. 😂🙏🏾🙌🏾

  • @ToddJambon
    @ToddJambon11 ай бұрын

    I can't believe you had this much new material in a year! Great special.

  • @cristinapineda808
    @cristinapineda80811 ай бұрын

    Love the happy dancing between jokes 👏🏽

  • @kirby7379
    @kirby73798 ай бұрын

    The NASCAR prayer I’m dying. 😂

  • @kreese316
    @kreese3164 ай бұрын

    Just WOW. How are you biblical, convicting, exposing, comforting, and totally real, while being tummy-crushingly funny? Thank you; I needed that.

  • @packattack1762
    @packattack176211 ай бұрын

    As someone who lived in Oregon near Portland, John is 100% correct.

  • @actionjackson2379
    @actionjackson23798 ай бұрын

    Is anyone else just watching this and on the floor laughing

  • @florencegerns1932
    @florencegerns193222 күн бұрын

    I've shared this on Facebook. I love it!! ❤️ be real people, we're all messed up!! 😅

  • @Launibu
    @Launibu10 ай бұрын

    People who can do clean comedy and still be hilarious are great.

  • @TxJanna
    @TxJanna Жыл бұрын

    We need a compilation of the endings with Caleb. The way you two riff off each other brings tears from too hard of laughter.

  • @vjones7
    @vjones711 ай бұрын

    Caleb being allergic milk and honey is wild 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jandellove5776
    @jandellove57768 ай бұрын

    I died laughing over the spanking jokes. All of it was the Truth!😂😂😂

  • @lindsey2233
    @lindsey22339 ай бұрын

    “God: I didn’t even want you all up there.” That got me😂😂😂

  • @druburr2415
    @druburr241511 ай бұрын

    Thank you for sharing this video. Your comedy combined with your faith is essential in today's crazy world.

  • @GabrielMartinez-su8di
    @GabrielMartinez-su8di11 ай бұрын

    This show was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂 I love the audience interaction lol 👏👏👏

  • @KathleenConnolly04
    @KathleenConnolly0410 ай бұрын

    John knows his audience here. That first row is accurately representative of boomer Dallas, and he killed it 😅 Well done sir.

  • @84mvalles
    @84mvalles4 ай бұрын

    So happy to have found this!!!

  • @kimberlyrobbins4047
    @kimberlyrobbins4047 Жыл бұрын

    😂it’s an absolutely wonderful feeling to laugh today thank you John Crist.

  • @micheleschettino4849
    @micheleschettino484911 ай бұрын

    I had the chance to see John in NYC. He was hysterical! This show was awesome. Thanks for saying what we are all thinking! ❤

  • @wendysmith9891
    @wendysmith989111 ай бұрын

    3 favs-“I didn’t even want y’all up there.” - JAKE!! Had me in TEARS!! 😂😂 - “They’ll honk at us when it’s our turn to go.” Honorable mention- Prayer posture with hand on hips. -

  • @randomcommenter6711
    @randomcommenter6711 Жыл бұрын

    Family group chats are 97% calm... but it's that 3% wild that makes them worth it.

  • @elisabethball2184
    @elisabethball2184 Жыл бұрын

    Saw John live last Friday and I was DYING the whole time, so much fun

  • @RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy

    @RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy

    11 ай бұрын

    That's really good

  • @MarienoelleOUABI
    @MarienoelleOUABI7 ай бұрын

    This is a proof that one can be funny without being dirty !! Almost an hour passed and I barely noticed. Wish you the best !!

  • @bertryansuluvale6257
    @bertryansuluvale62578 ай бұрын

    John Crist is a comedic genius and a hilarious Christian! Love his stuff.

  • @daleclark8872
    @daleclark887211 ай бұрын

    That was an AWESOME show! So good to listen to excellent comedy and not have to deal with vulgar language!! JOHN CRIST IS THE BEST!!

  • @CountyGirlCleaning
    @CountyGirlCleaning Жыл бұрын

    You're not wrong about Dallas. I did a road trip through Texas once and my friend and I thought It'd be cool to get off the freeway and really 'see' Texas.... 10 minutes later back on it. DO. NOT. LEAVE. THE. FREEWAY.

  • @ghhm2705

    @ghhm2705

    11 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @show_me_your_kitties

    @show_me_your_kitties

    4 ай бұрын

    Same. Amen

  • @gene_santiago
    @gene_santiago9 ай бұрын

    THIS MAN IS A GENIUS !!! Started laughing from the very beginning and simply could not stop 😂

  • @cthompson897
    @cthompson8978 ай бұрын

    We really needed the laughs, Thanks John!!

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