Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me.... (I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)

@alyrika

5 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@minni3_mous3

5 жыл бұрын

Maya Dunn same

@amberglaser9389

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂 😂 LOL

@hannahj7596

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@graceschmechel7657

4 жыл бұрын

lmao i used to be and I laughed so hard

The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.

@annanicholson5309

5 жыл бұрын

Love your tardis

@zacharysiple783

5 жыл бұрын

He went to a public high school though.

@fvckyourcharade894

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@drakeperkins3929

5 жыл бұрын

His parents gave him that grade hahahaha

@kellyalves756

3 жыл бұрын

I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.

I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣

@goldenelite-4939

5 жыл бұрын

L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true

@Jesusbride515

5 жыл бұрын

GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?

@waitingforthursday

5 жыл бұрын

Straight white Christian male that's the answer

@alaynaegan679

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jesusbride515 same

@user-od8eq8bd1g

4 жыл бұрын

@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.

i love how he laughs at his own jokes

@2b-coeur

7 жыл бұрын

I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.

@rachelharmon3604

6 жыл бұрын

Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂

@hannahtj1940

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Matt Meese :D

@allik4131

5 жыл бұрын

Anna Low Same!

@Emily-ce6rv

5 жыл бұрын

@@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!

Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!

“Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”

You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD

@victoriagt8629

6 жыл бұрын

Couldnt agree more

@Billie_Marie_

6 жыл бұрын

Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun

@FlocksSake

5 жыл бұрын

I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.

You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!

Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!

@katekatey279

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Lord,😍😍😍

Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.

@jordanharrington1890

5 жыл бұрын

LMBO

@sweettee6827

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rachelc3535

5 жыл бұрын

Sick burn, man. I'm sure it really made him regret naming his child a name he found pleasing to the ear.

@mayadunn5582

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@AMoja-tk6kx

5 жыл бұрын

😂So funny how GOD does his thing!🙏😝

"They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D

@Greedo96

6 жыл бұрын

Jewels1573 that was lame

"Those aren't the good characters." lol

I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.

@tobiasboston5663

7 жыл бұрын

Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"

@brandyapplez5321

7 жыл бұрын

Yvette Kellogg

@marlesha421

6 жыл бұрын

Tobias Boston lol

@user-go8wn2oi3j

6 жыл бұрын

Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

@IamGrimalkin

6 жыл бұрын

I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.

God's just really testing me. No that's gravity. Haha so true.

I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂

@IzzyNChrist

3 жыл бұрын

what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?

@kaiyas9464

3 жыл бұрын

IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴

@IzzyNChrist

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .

Jon: Excuse me Waitress! Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!

Haha, the soccer joke 😂 I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂

I just found this guy and I've been laughing for hours

This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!

@katekatey279

4 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍

i can't stop rolling on the floor, so funny

The Dave Ramsey plan!!! Omgosh!! LMAO

@kylemaximusmith

3 жыл бұрын

Are you willing to donate 2 cents to the needy children? Nah I’m good! I’m on step 1 of Dave Ramsey’s plan.

"Even Jesus isn't taking that wheel!" Wow this guy is hilarious!

@gregmcpherson6022

5 жыл бұрын

"Jimmy pooped in Noah's ark!"

"We pay rent" Bwahahahaha! !

I bought a Dvd for Tim Hawkins and that is how I found you and boy am I glad

“When Jesus turned that water into sweet tea” 🤣🤣🤣

I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol

@blondieadams7758

8 ай бұрын

I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.

My favourite thing about him is how he laughs at his own jokes.

"here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂

What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD

The best part was John cracking himself up at his own jokes! Too funny!

I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny

@priscilladewey1201

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Duvall same

@FaeAriel

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@nissihires3518

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Duvall But when public schoolers do it. Watch out.

@subpar_guitarist102

6 жыл бұрын

Nissi Hires Amen

@joannabratton5941

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Duvall It’s not funny

I love his videos!! Im homeschooled so I can relate. And yeah! Go kids table!

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. There has to be more!

SUPER appreciate the tough humor hahaha, can't wait to see you at WinterJam in Indianapolis!

"'Scuse m, Waitress?" "Um, It's Waitress." Lololol

I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!

John and Tom Hawkins!? Whoa, I didn’t know I needed this duo!

"Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!

@carolecook1116

6 жыл бұрын

L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.

@sabinmckinnie3678

6 жыл бұрын

Carole Cook Aw the good old days! Now who's gonna survive Fema camps?

I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab…. Wow! What a difference! You are amazing now!❤

The PKs!!!! Hahaha yes! Glad to know that's basically a universal term lol

@carolecook1116

6 жыл бұрын

Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.

“Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)

The Rams joke got me lmao

My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!

John Crist, just found out about you a few weeks ago. I just love watching your videos. You are really funny. Like how you laugh at your own jokes.

I was laughing so hard my mom told me to be quiet ha ha. lol

Great material! Funny and real. Loved it!

This guy is a genius

Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.

@bluestories7816

3 жыл бұрын

Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language

He cracks me up. I can't wait to see him live!

Love this guy! Made my day

Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.

The greatest duo to ever exist

John needs to be on America’s got talent

this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha

@adamtopher3633

7 жыл бұрын

FITNESS GARAGE STUDIO SAME!

@amberslilrose3954

6 жыл бұрын

Well they failed big time with you...

@BenPeckover

6 жыл бұрын

Amber Dickerson lol

@subpar_guitarist102

6 жыл бұрын

Amber Dickerson Ikr

@hadassah6563

6 жыл бұрын

Same😂

I love this material that John Chris comes up with John Crist material is just hilarious

I needed this on my break!!!! 😹😹😹

How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?

@annanicholson5309

5 жыл бұрын

Home schooled

Love your stuff.

Love you, man. Thoroughly enjoy your work!

God Bless you John. Merry Christmas.

Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!

Thankyou your one of the best

“We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool” Sir you had a great childhood. 😆

Dude this is awesome!

John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣

The joke at 9:30, they're in the superbowl now!

@kelslo74

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Stanek no respect 😆💙💛

@jayr_jit

2 жыл бұрын

and scored 3 points!

Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all

@katekatey279

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣ur edit though

I forgot I had a biblical name for a hot minute

Who else watching in 2019 when the Rams in the Superbowl 😂😂😂

@andrewputnam2717

5 жыл бұрын

And lost

Tuff Crowd @ beginning But then.... Yasssss

I saw some of this at Winter Jam. I'm homeschooled.

@erminaperales1015

5 жыл бұрын

At least you got your ejamacation.😂😂

This guy is the best!!!!!!

I love this video! 😄

I find the fact that he laughs at his own jokes kind of great tbh, it makes him seem more humble and funnier in a way!

U r so funny. God bless u John

*when the average age of a gamer is 30 years old*

He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes

I love him!!!

Come back John Crist!

My Family doesn't like when I watch you, because I laugh to loud!😂😂

This guy is great!

So hilarious. I love your christian humor. U r amazing n have a great comic view to laugh outloud to. Really love ur words n so funny. I lol so loud ...

OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)

Soooooo adorable!

Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.

This was hilarious!

I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.

Ah!!both my favorites!!

You are HILARIOUS!!!!

I'm a homeschooled too! And I love it!!!!

Omg!!!!! I love him!!!

Quality content.

Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.

@somav8

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest

"Better than I deserve" :P

@KyleRice

7 жыл бұрын

that's a Dave Ramsey quote

@joseph6852

7 жыл бұрын

Kyle Rice Were you that person on the front row that had to explain the Veggietales joke?

@aybskirmish6217

7 жыл бұрын

Grim Jackal lol

This is the best.

hahaha I pictured an empty pool even before you said hit the concrete in the diving board joke lol

You were amazing at winter jam this year

I prefer the kids table too. Way too much fun to be had there!

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

Miranda Moyer All my cousins (that I see regularly) and I are teens or almost teens but the teen table is awesome. We make it awesome over there.

Bwahahahahaha! This was awesome! I wasn't prepared for the Dave Ramsey joke! or the kid stealing your bike! hahahaha!

Awesome 👏