My favorite part of the yard is when Slime starts constructing a completely uninformed opinion/take that is so intricate that it sounds like he's been thinking about it all day.

@memelord1030

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@xXscreamingkoalaXx

2 жыл бұрын

To most of us that's called the most insufferable kind of idiot

@POZEHTRONIC

Жыл бұрын

I love it cause he ends up being so wrong but it’s funny af of passionate he gets 😂

@midoriusagi7148

11 ай бұрын

@@memelord1030 сйййфйй

@midoriusagi7148

11 ай бұрын

Йй

Feel like a son being proud of his dad after seeing Slime on Philly D being called a content creator, because now him and Ludwig really are the same

@Suspense1376

2 жыл бұрын

@u know me dude nobody fuckin cares

@nickpillow

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@mayeliw7276

2 жыл бұрын

hes not your friend

@MrNakamura37

2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean they are the same

@NathanLyng

2 жыл бұрын

🤝💯

aimen is almost never wrong in these arguments and he still gets the most shit every ep its so crazy

@JalennelaJ

2 жыл бұрын

True. It's slow rolling without intention. She definitely thought that was all hers before he flipped.

@isgrig210

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, I think Slime just didn't catch Aimen's "on accident" @39:50 and so they were arguing over nothing

@ensiemen9836

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone just bullies this poor man.

@ensiemen9836

2 жыл бұрын

@@isgrig210 yea exactly but I feel like Aiden would never say this to shit on Slime so its kinda weird he gets so mad

@pikafonz8210

2 жыл бұрын

Cuz aimen's cringe 🤣

Slime's completely serious "...if they're dead" changed the course of my life Edit: bit starts at 13:08 for anyone wondering

@venenix

2 жыл бұрын

i hurt myself in the gym when he said that

@PedritoElMaldito

2 жыл бұрын

It was an impossible situation to get out of but he somehow did it impeccably

@alexschmerber

2 жыл бұрын

@@venenix the yard at the gym is a must

@darshitpatel8868

2 жыл бұрын

Dude! I blurted out a really loud laugh in the library when he said that

@Maria_745

2 жыл бұрын

It lowkey makes sense to avoid imposing trauma on the child lol

My boss is 30 years older than me and even he showed me a clip of “Hellmuth cheating some amateur”

Slime DEFINITELY gave Phil enough time to say he didn’t fold. Phil handled like a cringelord from his motioning to flip the cards to “letting slime off easy”. Not to mention he’s a sexist boomer. Daniel N has played countless hands with Phil, the fact he thought it was sus says a lot. Phil kept saying it was “a friendly game” which it was, but then acted like a nit and forced a deal. What Phil usually would do is run it twice. Him pushing “a deal” made it so much worse. It came off as taunting to me too, but good on slime for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

@volcomskater2390

2 жыл бұрын

yeah thats what annoyed me. It was a "friendly game" until phil was losing and then nothing the dealer did was right in phils eyes. like you can muck your cards but your gonna call the dealer out for not taking their hands off the deck? make it make sense

@darianjcarroll

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've played quite a bit of poker and stuff like that is what fights are made of.

@porkyorcy1715

Жыл бұрын

straight facts start to finish

@beanie2571

11 ай бұрын

yh this annoyed me icl

Lud naming countries that wouldn’t understand “okay” : Botswana, with their official language of English.

@devinp203

2 жыл бұрын

Hugging as yA as pqowop

@devinp203

2 жыл бұрын

As zhiq pop

how is this the first time they've ever mentioned that Aiden is allergic to peanuts.

@Infamouscritter

2 жыл бұрын

cringe for you even caring

@HxHorse

2 жыл бұрын

@@Infamouscritter its a podcast dude, if you dont care about the people talking why watch.... not even is some "parasocial" thing lmao, freak kid.

@kristsostad7571

2 жыл бұрын

@@Infamouscritter ???

@woozi29

2 жыл бұрын

@@Infamouscritter ???

@evankelly1203

2 жыл бұрын

@@Infamouscritter ???

not even 10 minutes in and they're already gaslighting Aiden. Gonna be a good episode

slime definitely achieved his goal, he could definitely do a mogul mail with a real news story

@diggitydingdong

2 жыл бұрын

i think he could because i believe in him but i dont think he proved that to us with that video

@jiraffe3790

2 жыл бұрын

@@diggitydingdong thats a more than fair thought

The poker stream felt like the endgame of LCU(Ludwig Cinematic Universe)

@zermonial9280

2 жыл бұрын

Futaba pfp moment

@slashbat2375

2 жыл бұрын

Then what's mogul money live?

@Cynd3rXVII

2 жыл бұрын

@@slashbat2375 the spider man no way home of the LCU

@MrDonckers

2 жыл бұрын

big agree, greatest piece of content i’ve consumed from a live streamer hands down!

We learn things from this podcast, it may be when everyone is yelling at each other, but we still learn

Justice for Aiden, he was always right and didn't get the satisfaction of winning the argument. My boy opressed sadface

@Roxanneredpanda

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@Deej678

2 жыл бұрын

Hes often right my poor brother of the North

@engels9629

2 жыл бұрын

For real, his arguement made perfect sense and they kept shutting him down

@thothrax5621

2 жыл бұрын

Justice for Aiden!

@jordieballz17

2 жыл бұрын

Aimen is Cringe

I watched the entire poker stream. I grew up in a poker household so we watched WSOP like it was the super bowl. So for me 2 unrelated things I've always enjoyed clashed and it was like slime said. Riveting content.

@Maybe_Tim

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of finger snapping after you watch someone win a big pot?

@wilrip78

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maybe_Tim lmao. I love auto correct! I actually fixed the second one twice. It refused to let me spell poker and somehow still ended up wrong.

@thecabillonaire

2 жыл бұрын

dude absolutely same, i actually was at hustler on the tuesday content game and saw lud and slime in person and it fr felt like christmas

As someone who doesn’t know how to play poker and doesn’t find it really entertaining Phil progressively getting more mad made it fun to watch the whole stream

Bro Nick always got fire one liners. its crazy

@Mynemislev

2 жыл бұрын

effortlessly funny

That poker hand is 100% scuffed. Slime you got cheated out of the pot, you are all-in so your hand can not be folded. How Phil talked you and the rest of the table including 2 "pros" into making a "deal" is beyond comprehension. For you to forfeit your hand and still have to pay that 5k is ludicrous. The action was on Phil and for him to do something like this is an absolute disgrace to the poker community, I dont think he means to angle in the beginning but the outcome of the hand is just purely scummy. Best outcome would have been for you both to put 5k in the pot (the initial bet) and then run the rest of the board.

@Pheatan

2 жыл бұрын

Thats what I thought was gonna happen then they just mucked slimes hand

@mcstench8913

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@rocketrichard8264

10 ай бұрын

Super scuffed. Phil was getting bent over all night and was clawing at crumbs. Slime being all in, his hand just can’t be forfeited mid hand. They should have ran it twice or just ran it for 5k and pulled stacks back. But slime was cool with getting hustled I guess.

Hearing orphans referred to as the bisexuals of the dead-parent havers community was unexpected gold. 😂

The poker stream was really next level. Hope y'all do it again.

@WildWombats

2 жыл бұрын

I want Daniel Negreanu in the next one.

@michaelg5945

2 жыл бұрын

fr me and my normie roommate watched it for like 3 hours lol

@SlimeMachine

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelg5945 me and mine watched start to end at 6 am est. I've never watched poker in my life haha

I was honestly laughing so hard at all the Phil malding during the event

Best part of the episode is the implication that each chip in a can of Pringles is hand placed there by a small orphan child as apposed to dropped by a machine or adult slave labor

@lonely1951

Жыл бұрын

The machines couldn’t do it. Their hands are too big

everytime i think slime can’t get more out of pocket, he does

Aiden getting airdropped into Japan with nothing but ok (ignoring the ness joke), is literally just one of the tumblr/reddit meme alignment charts, just "fucks to survive".

Nick's Roe v. Wade joke hits even harder now 😤😤😤

I think the most important thing of the poker stream is that none of the creators were actually afraid of losing their money, they were mentally in the same place as a pro in a tournament.

Ludwig buying every gucci cologne because he couldn't remember which one QT liked is the most rich thing i've ever heard

This poker game was like the first Twitch Chess Tournament. So damn interesting and entertaining.

Due to very specific circumstances, the only Chinese I can speak is exclusively PUBG callouts.

Slime: I'm Playstation and he is super nintendo Aiden: Wait, What is he... Swear to god this is the funniest bit in yard history

@LegitCactus

2 жыл бұрын

1:22:34 can’t even tell if that was intentional or not

I listened to the audio version and this is the best episode yet, keep it up guys!

@jimbojones1848

2 жыл бұрын

@don't be surprised thank god its finally here

I work in retail and I listen to the pod on the floor, I had to use every ounce of willpower to not bust up laughing at 13:23

The beginning of this episode was pure chaos. everyone was talking over eachother

For Slime - A bit of plane knowledge if you didn't already learn it, what it sounded like happened when your plane aborted landing while really windy is called a No-Fault Go Around. It's actually pretty common, and essentially if the pilot feels like the landing is going to be unsafe or uncomfortable, they can decide to cancel their landing and try again without any questions or fault. This is done to not stress pilots into committing to unsafe landings because they might be questioned and pressured by their airlines.

Phil lied people died.... it was a fold

@1wakuralain

2 жыл бұрын

He folded the best of hands, he folded the worst of hands. Basically all night he just folds.

@helloman3676

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, not a fold, yet. But slime did a rookie moves by showing his hand.

@BlanBlan19901990

2 жыл бұрын

@@helloman3676 cards when over the line…it was a fold

@slashgnr11

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlanBlan19901990 Not always the case in private game environments such as Hustler Live. What Phil did is allowed in a private game setting and you'll see it occasionally, if this was Live cash at your standardized casino it would be a fold. Granted Phil should've been aware that almost none of the rec players have had Live poker experience in a private game setting.

@BlanBlan19901990

2 жыл бұрын

@@slashgnr11 a likely story

slime thinking he looks bad when i genuinely had the conscious thought while watching the clip "damn, slime looks good" is nuts.

Please keep making onion type news stories Slime. I think youd kill it with a youtube channel doing stories like that

Ludwig attempts to kill Aiden in the first 30 seconds. Nice.

one of the best episodes in recent memory, audio listeners rise up Prayge

Great episode and a good synapse of the poker stream!

This is one of my favorite podcasts. I think the first 10 minutes would be how I'd introduce people to you guys. Reminds of how you guys said Cumtown recently put out their best episode.

I like how they manage to trigger aiden instantly without any buildup

15:01 aimen sounding like shaggy FRFR

very relieved to see episode numbers still thriving in the thumbnail 🙏🏻

yeah the poker stream was so good. did not think i would watch it as much as i did i usually hate watching poker and this had me glued

It's so funny that when Ludwig was debating the universality of OK he chose Botswana, where English is an official language, and Sri Lanka where the majority of the population speaks English (and usually one of two other languages)

"ancient guns" sounds like a wu tang album

I swear I had the same interaction with a friend judging and watching Dude Perfect. This must be a more common thing than I thought.

I almost peed my pants at "if they're dead" I love Slime so much

The poker stream was the most captivating stream I've seen since subathon days. Actually so funny and entertaining because it was surreal to watch them bet 50,000 dollars on off-suit 7-2

Slime has become the lizard person who eats babies and is subservient to his big brother overlords. Can't believe he sold out 😔

With each podcast episode my opinion of Slime either skyrockets or tanks

one of the strongest starts to an episode ive ever seen

I had a dream before this episode came out that I was watching the yard and Aiden got married, and the other boys were making jokes about it. The whole time in my dream I was trying to work out how Aiden had gotten married so quickly, and why the others were so chill about it. Very bizarre.

Your thumbnail game is unholy

Oooh you know Lud was salivating the second this drama started creeping up

I’m in music/production and I can objectively clear this up. Ludwig is a one take Jake; whereas, Slime is a first take Frank.

ever since slime talked about messing around in the $1/2 streets way back when on some random ep of the yard i was eagerly waiting to see him on one of the LA poker live streams. Cannot believe he got the full poker brat experience LMAO

Favorite episode easily, all time legendary moments in this one 👌

1:00:10 I also think that coming up with a random funny story is a lot easier than making dry content funny on the fly, while not deviating.

just saw this one drop already know its gonna be JUUUUUICY.

Ive been watching streaming since it started and the poker stream was literally the best stream of all time.

1:22:38 lol Lud and Aiden's reaction here

"if they're dead" is the most unhinged thing slime has said on the yard to date lmaoooooo

I have that existential "am I funny" moment almost everyday

I stayed up until 7 am watching this stream, it was fantastic and this episode was a well anticipated follow up

@schmidtster101

2 жыл бұрын

I stayed up til 5 when I had work at 6 lolol

so excited to listen today

Dead kid arc was rough but the poker arc was fire

im split eyeing rn watching both this and ludwig's stream

"Live free or die" is the hardest state motto of all time

Never thought I'd hear Bruce Greene's name in a Yard podcast lol

1:57 Not only is Ludwig taking the crust of his pb&j but he is also rocking the same drip as me

I really enjoyed the poker stream I stayed up almost the whole time and was attentive the entire time. I cant wait to see another

@donroxitheoverthinker

2 жыл бұрын

wow good job...what u want a prize ?

Been mainly listening on Spotify but have more recently been listening on KZread and Aidens comment deadass reminded me to sub lmao

Slime might be on to something, "If it's dead" could be a perfect get out of jail free card if used properly.

Ok I'm just noticing how small the number is getting in the thumbnail, this one it wouldn't have even been blocking anything I think it's just in spite of Ludwig at this point

8 minutes in and my tummy hurts. thats how you know

There are so many great quotes in this podcast

only just started the ep but noticed a bulb was out on the string lights behind nick, seems to be a blue one in between two lit red ones. will keep the masses updated if another broken bulb is spotted on set

I’m not surprised Ludwig went home with nearly half a mil, since if he had gone home without it the IRS hitmen would’ve taken everything he loves in this world

@videosmadeeasy375

2 жыл бұрын

0 I Rea

As a Plane guy, YES. I always want to share plane knowledge.

I never considered the fact that you guys also listen to that it’s always Sunny podcast and that you were fans of that shout and now my worlds are colliding and I love it

Slime calling shot for shot that child labour is coming back is nuts

I love that there’s just no welcome to the yard and their names just show up

there's a reason why login portals with good security don't tell you which part you got wrong (username/password) bc that makes it easier for hackers to guess your password and/or username

1:08:18 Aiden and Nick’s NPC actions overlap

Aidens face after slime says "birthrates" is fucking hilarious lmfao.

I love the idea of this bankteller thinking they are running illegal gambling rings

I'm an aerospace engineer and can confirm I'm just waiting to share plane knowledge lol

i spat out my cereal at "because they can't read numbers"

“If they’re dead?” BRO LMFAO

It took me a bit to realize you meant ness from earthbound, that was a good one

Probably the most chaotic start to the pod. (Also most people in both Botswana and Sri Lanka speak english as a second laguage)

I had a guy who was a civil engineering student, working an internship for the state department of transportation try to tell me that he felt it was wrong for the govt. to tell him he had to wear a seatbelt (which is fine as a take even if silly). Then try to tell me that people die when they wear seat belts more often than they live because of them. He was like "The seat belt forces you to stop quicker making it more dangerous". When the alternative is fucking hurling your body out of a car at high speeds. Conceivably there are circumstances where his point is true and valid but obviously over the large number of car wrecks that occur the seat belt is helping you more often than not.

@georgedarby6642

2 жыл бұрын

The Simpsons said that as a joke and his dumb brain has probably internalized that as an actual fact

Anytime some fuck shit happens on a plane, I just imagine snoop dogg in the cockpit like in soul plane. The mere notion the pilot is smoking reefer, and that is why I died is comforting.

I watched it like 7hrs from europe and was engaged to the stream the whole time it was the best stream I have watched

"if they're dead"

The thing on betting on people to die is straight up how deadpool got his name.

1:56 Ludwig peeling off the crust like a psycho

slime's a content machine. so much funny baked into one man

They mentioned my name. what a great pod