Slime whispering "I'm you and you'll be me" over and over is seriously one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen

@ricecakerandy3594

2 жыл бұрын

You meant hilarious right?

@Nothing.nobody.

2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

@allenharris5391

2 жыл бұрын

its art

@awijaya2116

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricecakerandy3594 It's both to be honest

The way they do ad reads makes me not want to skip them, I even sometimes repeat them. Normally I skip the ad reads but not on this podcast.

@abisaurusrexx3459

2 жыл бұрын

I actually put the ads on repeat because they are so good

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear km

@filibusterjonesvods8361

2 жыл бұрын

shill

@jimmypownall4409

2 жыл бұрын

i honestly sip to the ads, watch them a few ties and then just watch something else. i have never seen the podcast, just all the ads.

Oh boy, I sure would love to buy whatever ad I see on this video. If any brand wanted to run an ad on this video it would certainly reflect positively on the brand in my mind.

@wyattg2622

2 жыл бұрын

Upon watching this content I would indeed love to buy from any company that would support these great men.

@Materialist39

2 жыл бұрын

I feel more informed about my choices from the product sponsor for this episode. I will seriously consider this product now based on its qualities, cost-benefit to me (a consumer within the white, male, full time employed 18-34 year old demographic with interests in VIDE GAMES and PODCASTS) as well as the compelling features which set it apart from its competitors. Thank you to The Yard Podcast

@RighteousPriest

2 жыл бұрын

I money manz will buy ad manz any if here

@maxlyvere493

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you guys love Spam too!

@charlesshaw2464

2 жыл бұрын

I’m going to DM aimen

Ludwig : I think it's unfair my girlfriend gets demonetised while we still get ads KZread : yeah we can address that

@symawi312

2 жыл бұрын

and a finger curls on the monkey's paw

@chini_boi

2 жыл бұрын

@@symawi312 I'm only halfway through so I don't know if this is a reference to something in the pod but regardless, this made me chuckle

@user-bn3yy8qf5g

2 жыл бұрын

@@chini_boi it's from his interview with Susan

@legojedimasterplokoon2173

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bn3yy8qf5g I thought it was from last week's pod

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

2 жыл бұрын

Problem Sloved!

The Zipper Theorem: zipper is the producer/cool guy behind the cameras in the other room running AV. When they were in italy, nick’s gf helped with the cameras and mics so they called her zipper 2. Parallel to nick and zipper 2 is aimen and girl, so she is now zipper 3. Therefore by the transitive property, QT is actually zipper 4 and Ders is zipper 5.

@slimewire

2 жыл бұрын

nobody is fucking ders the logic falls apart

@jamv6572

2 жыл бұрын

Are you saying that Slime is dating Ders

@USBYDProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamv6572 they're just "friends" soon ders will start streaming from slimes closet

@somehobo8581

2 жыл бұрын

Bruce is Zipper 6

@JimmyHey

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like if anything QT would be the original zipper, right?

God, I barely get any *ads* on this podcast 😮‍💨. If only more brands would like to advertise their products to me and fellow Yardigans more often, I'd surely buy anything! And don't get me started on the sponsored segments, I buy the max amount my credit card can get at once after every sponsored segment. And it's not even nearly enough!😭

@rylanmarkowsky3390

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand any of these jokes in the comments

@ascendow1701

2 жыл бұрын

@@rylanmarkowsky3390 you and me both man

@quinnflanagan8734

2 жыл бұрын

@@rylanmarkowsky3390 as soon as I saw the second one I knew there was a bit going on but I have no idea where it started

@cilantro9342

2 жыл бұрын

@Jonn Tronn satin? like, satin doll?

@diegoatique

2 жыл бұрын

well said brother my card is swiping and my face is pogging because everyone know #theyard has the best sponsors on the site

GOD I wish a brand would advertise to me

@summersardines

2 жыл бұрын

Ryan Krinios

@quinnflanagan8734

2 жыл бұрын

hey, it's that blue guy

@exotic3124

2 жыл бұрын

yoitsgold

@CharlesKingCharles

Жыл бұрын

No

Man this podcast is so PG and safe for the whole family that I would be very comfortable purchasing any product recommended by these kind folks.

Hey guys, saw some absolute fire ads during this episode, I will for sure be purchasing each and every singular one immediately. Love your content, it's super funny (and also extremely marketable). Keep up the good work boys, and please continue to make me aware of fire products through your advertisements that I will undoubtedly purchase upon viewing your videos without fail

@alexantone5532

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Every ad I see on the the yard KZread channel I immediately buy

@christhed8679

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats for that awesome comment

@emileecvz

2 жыл бұрын

This guy speaks for all of us

@anaadiawasthy3389

2 жыл бұрын

Some of the best ads in this episode

@userANAKIN

2 жыл бұрын

Just use ad blocker like everyone else

I love these creators so much that if they advertised me anything It would be an impulse buy

I feel very inclined to spend the large amounts of money on any products that I see immediately before, during, or after watching this video. I'm so glad you guys make such amazing and sharable content. :)

I had an outdoor cat in the suburbs, we tried to keep him in but he was such a menace it had to happen. He was born feral and we think he was part ocelot. RIP Quincy, the greatest chad cat I have ever known.

Aiden making his black ops 2 emblem a heart with a dolphin in it is the pipeline to becoming openly bisexual

I wish I didn't have KZread premium as I would so love to be purchasing the products or services from any ads that appear on this and other videos from this channel. Gee it sure would make me think favorably of a brand to see them advertised on this channel.

I love how effortlessly cool Nick is

@johnbrandon94016

2 жыл бұрын

he's literally not trying, its insane

@MacNSteeez

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure you DM Aiden how effortlessly cool Nick is

The zoom ins are a great addition to the podcast. I kind of like knowing there’s an editor who watches the video more or less along with us.

@NghiaNguyen-hq2im

2 жыл бұрын

They have zoomed before

@NghiaNguyen-hq2im

2 жыл бұрын

Also i think zipper does that

my favorite line from the podcast so far has been nick saying "cyberbullied. but in real life."

@hihellohowdyhowsitgoing1032

Жыл бұрын

What about him saying “you can not compare an orgasm to a sonar boat”

for some reason when slime does this bear thing I find it so cute, he sounds like a psycho sometimes and then there's this "any ____ bears?" he's precious

Actually quite a sad moment when Slime talked about dreams of his parents. I still have dreams of my dog that died last year, that he is still at the vet and needs to be picked up. I know not the same lvl as parents dying but why do our dreams fuck us like that.

Man I'm such an gullible consumer with money to spend while also simultaneously being an avid Yard viewer. If someone sponsored the Yard I would immediately spend all of my money on product. I love product!

Every time I see a sponsor on an episode of the yard podcast, I feel compelled to follow the link and begin my subscription, account or order their service immediately, as they do incredible ad reads and really get me interested in the product. People are really overlooking these geniuses, and their ability to make a sale.

I once had one of those trees growing under my house so my place just smelt like jizz 24/7, my girlfriend ended up getting suspicious and broke up with me because she thought I was gay

@abhinavsrivastava9909

2 жыл бұрын

Umm.....does gay people jizz more than straight people?

@ricecakerandy3594

2 жыл бұрын

That legitimately can't be the only reason she thought you were gay.

@Mommydrugs

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricecakerandy3594 The best part about this comment is that 6 months later, she came out as a lesbian lol

@nikok.509

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mommydrugs surely she wasn't projecting

I appreciate nick making sure the viewers get to join the experience of watching that video

Hope the boys still do the podcast after they move out, one of the few podcasts I listen to and actively look forward to on a weekly basis. Gets me through the work day.

I really wonder why they got demonitised immediately???

48:45 favorite ad read

Bro balut is soooo good. It basically just tastes like a super flavorful duck soup. I do agree, the duckling is a really high barrier to entry. When I was little, I used to throw away the duck and my mom would get mad at me for wasting food lol. But eventually I got used to it and it tastes AMAZING

I both love and hate that "Bruce" is just a shorthand for the dog fucking bit

@Ihavealeftbrain

2 жыл бұрын

It even transcended to Ludwig's streams.

Bruh as a Filipino, balut is 🔥 I can eat like 10. I know it doesn't look appetizing and eating it for the first time won't be pleasant but when you get used to it you're gonna crave for it.

@Olivina330

2 жыл бұрын

Do you eat the beak?

@zaphyy

2 жыл бұрын

Filipino gang! Yeah the first few times is iffy but it slaps

@Ihavealeftbrain

2 жыл бұрын

However, I hate that balut is the forefront of the Philippines' street food when Taho, Kwek-kwek, Isaw and dugo BBQ exist.

@Ihavealeftbrain

2 жыл бұрын

@@Olivina330 yes, it's soft that you can eat it. But I prefer smaller chick because for me it's more enjoyable.

@makkufrost

2 жыл бұрын

@@Olivina330 Yah it's very soft

i love the one grainy camera angle that's just lud and slime, feels like a hostage video

This group of creators is so good that I would for sure purchase any product they advertised. I trust them completely with my time and money, and anything they think I should buy I absolutely would in a heartbeat

Man am I excited to sit down and start my day with a new episode of my a favorite podcast The Yard while I eat my breakfast! Surely, there won’t open by taking about eating fertilized eggs with growing baby birds inside while I chow down.

This podcast is basically perfect with all the *charisma* and *pg values* it oozes through the screen. The only thing preventing the perfection of this podcast is the lack of *advertising* on my screen. The fact I can’t see an *ad* and immediately *purchase* whatever product their selling multiple times within the span of 30 seconds is really what’s the main factor holding this podcast short of greatness!

The Zipper hierarchy is growing. I hope Zipper 2 doesn’t feel any less special as the middle child

This is the most expensive KZread video I've ever watched. I bought something from literally every advert. I can't even afford a Bentley but damn I'll look good until I'm bankrupt.

Where the yardies at?

@terrythekat

2 жыл бұрын

Right here buckaroo

I've spent roughly 60 hours of my life listening to these guys to talk and i've gotta say, these guys say some funny stuff sometimes

A few weeks ago I was riding my bike to work through a torrential downpour and listening to this podcast, without y'all I wouldn't have been able to get through that disgusting ride, thank you

The ad read was amazing in this episode, wish they had more ad reads in every episode

1:04:40 is when slime says "Atrioc culture is ruining my fucking life bro". I relate to that so hard

Golly, I was just thinking about how plausible it would be for me to buy anything you guys advertise! I certainly trust you guys wholeheartedly and wouldn’t have a single doubt about the product.

i don’t use the word cringe often and now after watching aidens worst bit in the entire history of human kind. i will now use aiden in replacement of cringe thank you aiden for being that well aiden/you

I would cross the English Channel and the Nile, rise and fall past the peaks of the Appalachian and Himalayas, bear the winters of Yugoslavia and Greenland, all just to watch an ad read from The Yard, let alone buy such a great product

The T-Word bit had me hysterically cry-laughing. I sat on my couch, holding my tummy just like Aiden did during that. The panic interruption from Nick and Slime only made it 10x funnier

@anthonyriveraestrada1007

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a timestamp?

Man, ads on the yard just hit DIFFERENT! I got a KZread premium ad and honestly, I am gonna get it,just to watch the podcast in the background. Loving the family friendly content guys

How slimes honesty is a liability is April part of why I admire him. Like I wish I could be more open and confident in it

Just thinking about how I would buy any product any potential advertisers put on this podcast without a second thought

I live in Norway and all cats around my town can walk outside whenever they want, go inside with their cat doors and live wherever they want. I've never seen a cat die to a car and the cats around my home have been here for the past 6 years or so, so I assume they keep out of danger by instinct

@Zero_DnD

2 жыл бұрын

Most outdoor cats are really street smart

@enchilottas8690

2 жыл бұрын

So from my understanding (which is limited!) The concern is slightly less about danger the cats themselves (though this is a problem) it's mostly the birds and other small wildlife that those cats kill while roaming outside. They can bring back diseases to you home from these carcasses without you even realizing it.

@birdenand

2 жыл бұрын

saw a dead outdoor cat in kristiansand on monday but otherwise agree

@enchilottas8690

2 жыл бұрын

Also after a quick google: houscats live an average of 10-15 years vs 2 to 5 years for outdoor cats

@Zero_DnD

2 жыл бұрын

@@enchilottas8690 Then again how many dangers does a house cat face? lmao but you keep using google as a source.

zipper slowly zooming in on aimen’s fade is the funniest shit

Nick: I should delete TikTok now. I don't even use it. Me: Way ahead of you brother

Ludwig: "So why does my girlfriends podcast get demonetized but mine doesn't?" Susan: "Oh, easy fix. We'll just demonetize you"

Aiden defending Slime is god-tier, I love Aimen now

Can't wait to repeat every single add in this video atleast 30 times and show them to all of my friends. I will also consume every single product shown in said ads.

14:30 I really like the framing of this shot. I know they do camera angles where it's only two people, but the empty space in between Lud and Slime makes the other two being cropped out hit harder. It's like they're on their own little show

I love that theyve never said anything about the naming scheme of zippers (1,2,3) but i fully know who each of them are lmfao

What perfect time just got on my lunch break can’t wait to watch

Love the pod boys, will definitely buy anything you show on stream. Keep it up 🔥

Thursdays is boys day after work for me and upload day for the pod. Perfect combo

From someone who rarely got dental or doctor check ups for the last 10 or so years PLEASE GO, yknow before you get any problems. I got some dental issues that I don't even have to go to know exist but hell I can't afford to fix them so I'm stuck well cheaper to prevent an issue than fix it after it happens

I have similar back problems. Hope you feel better Slime. You're precious

The scar and toph show name problem was because of merch they made and they decided to just use Scar and Toph since that was on their merch. Also the channel thing did not matter since all the money donated went to Spencer who ran the show, so being on different channels did not matter.

aliments talk reminded me of the one time i went to the ER because blood was coming out of my tearducts and the doctor was basically like "yeah that happens sometimes." had a panic attack for NOTHING bro

"I thought he died doing what he loved" "He might love planes" lmfao

If anyone's here looking for the video Slime made for Aiden, here's where the whole clip start: 22:10

I’m weeping and almost pissed the bed from Slime Becoming Aiden. That is no longer a man named Anthony. That is slime. Like Kirby, Slime can take any form.

Honestly, the ad reads on this channel are great, makes me want to buy more products!

I legit laughed when Aiden mentioned filming in the Castro & everyone else was confused even after making Otter jokes.

Golly gee! Love this family-friendly podcast so much, it really makes me want to purchase any product I see. Too bad these videos get demonetized because if there was an ad, I would buy it immediately.

This is the perfect podcast to listen to in between watching ads for [insert brand here]!

i hope your back feels better slime! i've suffered from neck and shoulder pain for years now. physical therapy helped me a lot and i really do hope you're in less pain

I didn't get enough ads on this podcast, I wish I had more suggestions for things to purchase brought to me from my fav creators. Sponsors should throw money at this fantastic crew.

gosh this pod sure does get me in the mood to purchase various products, if i were to be shown anything during this video i would most likely purchase it.

Wish this video had a sponsorship. Even the part where slime shows the boys

@robert-zr1kx

2 жыл бұрын

And the segment where he talks about busting in aimens dead mouth

End of episode, I casually go to check what the real time patron number is as they brought it up at the end. Literally 3 away. I'm gonnna watch history be made in real time and nobody can stop me

It's funny that they skipped the welcome to the yard intro at the start, I just wish they remembered at like 5 mins from the end, would've been hilarious.

The swastika Slime was talkin about in Halo for the emblem was Halo Reach. Remember seeing that and the most toxic kids would be the ones having that

Slimes “Oh bother” during the cat story is top 5

God damn I love The Yard so much, any brand that runs an ad on this podcast will be an instant impulse buy for me. You can have my credit card details, my mom's credit card details, and both my kidneys.

i swear, every ad i see on this podcast i end up purchasing. more companies should advertise in this channel!

fun fact (god i miss the black ops 2 days): there was a cool bug that allowed you to steal another player's emblem as long as they had a photo in their library from theater mode. i would sauce hella cool and detailed emblems from people and i had a sick collection. what sucked was when there were no photos so you simply could not steal it. bo2 was all around one of the best games with emblems and theater mode, let alone the multiplayer, zombies, and campaign.

Should get one of those small auto door closing devices on your door, will help with that problem of leaving the door open

why does it make me sad whenever they mention moving out

Oh my, an ad! I feel compelled to spend my money on it! I sure am glad that I found this ad for this product on my favorite PG podcast!

Take my money happy 40 eps! You guys make work so much easier to go through 🔥

The tiny penis on the statue thing was actually a sign of stoicism and discipline that you could control your sexual energy. Great podcast episode regardless I love coming back each week to hear you dudes.

@benjaminshields9421

2 жыл бұрын

You think that was something they wrote to fill their ego's? Like, what if all the big dick people just dodnt give a fuck about making a point

@alexantone5532

2 жыл бұрын

That’s fucking hype

@Keanpoop

2 жыл бұрын

Found the Greek Mathematician 👀

@jacobtrades

2 жыл бұрын

@@Keanpoop lmao

@loiul1

2 жыл бұрын

That's what a Greek philosopher would say.

I will buy any product that places a sponsor on a The Yard video in order to support the channel.

wow what a great episode! i would definitely watch an ad or maybe two

aidens castro joke got me lmao, especially when everyone else was confused also balut isn’t too bad once you get over the concept of it

This is such a fire and marketable and PG podcast. I bet that me and everyone else will immediately buy each and every ad that pops up on this video.

nick bringing up bo burnham's art is dead at 41:00 is my MKULTRA trigger phrase, that song has been stuck in my head literally all week. I'm starting to see red lines of yarn connect my britta filter to my knife set and I'm scared of what he wants me to do

@enchilottas8690

2 жыл бұрын

So people think you're funny? How do we get those people's money?

Nick wearing the ripped skinny jeans to show off the tat. Galaxy brain move.

oh lordy lord, i gee would LOVE to get a lot of ADS on this PODCAST! i absolutely LOVE ADVERTISING AND MARKETING TOWARDS FANS OF THIS PODCAST!!!!

I appreciate the zoom in on the fade... I knew there was a reason I watched the video...

Wow I totally forgot that The FP evene existed. Fond memories of watching that with my buddies after a raid night when I was in highschool

Slime is always funny but this was his best podcast to date. The I'll be you aimen bit had me crying laughing

great to hear that slime is going to play the next joker with that video

This podcast is so family friendly, what a beautiful life.

i love seeing ads on your podcast episodes :)

I just want to say that I never skip ads on these podcast because I respect the companies that support this content

The zoom on aidens fade was immaculate