They took us out drinking. It didn't go well. | The Yard
This week, we are joined by Chad & Max from Cold Ones! The boys cover the origins of Cold Ones, the haircake saga, and mang0 getting kicked out of bars. (Episode 57)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:15 - welcome to the yard
00:00:30 - archie vs prezoh
00:01:15 - slime getting waxed
00:02:00 - cold ones colonoscopy
00:03:20 - aiden pee's on the floor
00:04:00 - welcome back to the yard
00:04:13 - who are you guys?
00:05:15 - the kill-switch
00:06:25 - hair cake national holiday
00:07:52 - do you watch youtube?
00:08:45 - prezoh is too busy watching ludwig
00:09:30 - slime and prezoh lore
00:10:30 - slime has an aura
00:12:50 - miles & aiden are menaces
00:13:57 - smash etiquette
00:15:20 - Cold ones & I Did A Thing first time at a smash event
00:17:00 - do you guys game?
00:17:50 - chad meets people from his guild
00:19:00 - nick & chad meeting for the first time
00:22:20 - gambling in australia
00:23:21 - max's pokemon content
00:24:30 - massive night out
00:25:54 - logwig
00:26:50 - 3 day bender
00:27:30 - the mang0 saga
00:33:45 - aiden and ludwig fight
00:34:00 - chad finds an npc with a quest
00:36:00 - the sketchy karaoke bar
00:38:13 - chad does some licking
00:39:45 - ludwig was against going to australia
00:40:00 - getting back to chad licking
00:41:24 - AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:41:58 - loud noises are funny
00:45:09 - nick shows videos from the night
00:47:25 - the retelling of the mang0 saga
00:48:11 - the bar gave the boys a bluetooth speaker
00:49:44 - back to the mang0 saga
00:53:00 - mang0 vs ludwig
00:54:10 - ludwig's $100 story
00:55:00 - trickling
00:56:15 - australian bits
00:57:45 - anime con
00:59:22 - daily dose of internet
01:00:25 - youtube algorithm has gotten good
01:01:14 - slime is stuck in incel tiktok
01:03:43 - pranking your friends tiktok algorithm
01:04:40 - slime doesn't like group-planned activities
01:05:30 - beyond blue for gamers
01:06:29 - sprinterviews
01:07:52 - drunk chad makes a deal with a construction worker
01:13:32 - do you guys hate sydney?
01:15:07 - canned air
01:19:11 - the advice show
01:21:50 - what do you guys do for patreon content?
01:22:37 - did you have an end goal for youtube?
01:25:00 - chad's passion
01:25:40 - cold ones bar
01:27:21 - how did the original group form? and then how did it part ways?
01:34:00 - shock videos
01:36:08 - back to the origin of the group
01:36:50 - how did chad & max meet?
01:41:40 - the boys stayed together but the directions changed
01:42:00 - youtube restrictions prevented new videos
01:47:22 - raid night
01:48:50 - nicks LAN montage
01:52:20 - cut or uncut?
01:58:53 - how was filming with ludwig?
01:59:53 - thanks for watching
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Пікірлер: 553
I’m glad Ludwig has finally revealed that he’s just two Australians stacked on top of each other
@JozzFilms
Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy being he’s so short
@ean_0
Жыл бұрын
In me, there are two Australians...
@yourunemployedfriendat2pm
Жыл бұрын
Logwig maybe, but Ludwig is not that powerful
@vibesmagma8451
Жыл бұрын
Made me chuckle thank you
@isaacnishimura8044
Жыл бұрын
yes, ludwig is 12 ft tall
Ive never seen a man cut the cheese so hard it actually clears a room. That shit sounded like it came with a side of gravy. Props to slime for that, great episode boys.
@usedTNT
Жыл бұрын
just wait until you're the one that does it.
@stephaniepotts8256
Жыл бұрын
When
@benvel3392
Жыл бұрын
@@stephaniepotts8256 now
@higoodbye7545
Жыл бұрын
@@stephaniepotts8256 run.
It's crazy that I didn't even realize that Ludwig wasn't there until 9 minutes in, guess I have my answer for what Yard member I would kill off in the infamous question
@Nexius_
Жыл бұрын
took me 34 minutes to realize lmao
@CockSucker_2000
Жыл бұрын
YOU LEAKED PATREON CONTENT D:
@rat...
Жыл бұрын
i listened to the audio yesterday and literally could not tell if he was there or not. i listened to the whole two hours and was still wondering if he was there or not
@algabirdsen9599
Жыл бұрын
where is he i can't find him
@lysolmax
Жыл бұрын
Funny he flew to Aus so he didn't miss the yard, yet here we are with him missing the yard
Lud had some great one liners this episode
@PicassosCat
Жыл бұрын
His best performance yet
@JustGotSomeIdeas
Жыл бұрын
I hate slime
@KnightKingu
Жыл бұрын
@@JustGotSomeIdeas Bro why are you just beefing with slime in all their episodes
I was straight up crying when slime farted at the end... Everyone at work thinks I'm probably insane for laughing hysterically at my cubical
@JustGotSomeIdeas
Жыл бұрын
Not funny at all damn
@theyfukenwmesubliminally
Жыл бұрын
@@JustGotSomeIdeas you are a very negative man uncle, cheep up a bit
@Raldios
Жыл бұрын
i come back to this every once in a while and it cracks me up everytime
so nice for the phantom doubles winner to show up for the pod. really doing a lot for the community
@the1anonlyace221
Жыл бұрын
T t it red we tou re sér red
I saw Slime at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@uninterestedcat8429
Жыл бұрын
I love this
@alveloss7880
Жыл бұрын
Bro I ain't seen this copypasta in years, goddamn
@highcausejordan3962
Жыл бұрын
a true classic
@EVOTech1
Жыл бұрын
How does such an old copypasta capture slimes essence so perfectly
@Versace_sheets
Жыл бұрын
Classic slime
Literally my dream episode when I heard about the Australia trip
@theadman2315
Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Ludwig Cold Ones, that's going to be great.
@LordTreeko
Жыл бұрын
And im actually happy lud wasn't there. Usually im bummed when he's not on an episode, but this was perfect actually
@kaboomkp
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and Ludwig said he’s gonna be on the next episode of cold ones so we can see him interact w the Aussie goons too
Watching Nick's face as he white-knuckles his way through all the vomit cake talk is incredible
Seeing Nick break so hard at the end from a Slime fart was the best ending ever, great work 👏
Dude Slime just trying to squeeze that fart out at the end with the biggest smile on his face relishing as everyone dry heaved around it was the funniest shit I have ever seen
tbh i usually know just as much as slime when it comes to guests so it’s kinda nice for y’all to go over all the basics yk
They sound like they have some serious snaids at the moment, get well soon legends
@marvelousball
Жыл бұрын
Max caught covid again
Lud finally missed a main vid. Crazy.
@LucidProtean
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that when listening to the audio version, can't believe it
@Nothing.nobody.
Жыл бұрын
I'm shocked
@narutonick96
Жыл бұрын
Worth it for these guests
@MKULTRASPECIMEN
Жыл бұрын
I listened to the audio version for like 30 minutes yesterday and didn’t notice it at all
@mobob7989
Жыл бұрын
I think it’s because Ludwig will be on Cold Ones
Love how Nick tries to stay in his seat at the end but quickly understands the fumes are not moving so he must.
This is the crossover I’ve dreamed of. Prezzo unites all
@413xmb
Жыл бұрын
Prezoh
@noahmay7708
Жыл бұрын
Prezoh is so underrated
Ludwig went to Australia because he didn't want to miss an episode of the Yard, and here we are, him missing an episode of the Yard
@azurethehecc5898
Жыл бұрын
i think he meant the patron ep lol
lud was so funny in this episode
The fact lud went to Australia just for the pod cuz he never missed it and then missing it 2 weeks later is just crazy
The Mango story never gets old, literally laughed out loud with this episode
Slime farting into the mic is the best, most historic bit in this whole podcast.
@kuuooplintion1897
Жыл бұрын
what time did he do it
That fart at the end was truly impressive, it made me forget everything about the rest of the episode.
Was waiting for this just to see all the videos that were taken
Max’s voice sounds so different than I’m used to in this
@Rubykittyy
Жыл бұрын
I think he lost his voice from yelling 'AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH' into the karaoke mic 😂
@nagitokomaeda8056
Жыл бұрын
He sounds hungover lmao
@highcausejordan3962
Жыл бұрын
yeah his voice is shot lmao
@boberKurwa23
Жыл бұрын
alcohol will do that to a man
@nutburger
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I was listening to just the audio in my car and didn’t think it was him until they said he was there
The way these people get along and talk about each other so openly is the kind of best bromance I want in my life. Also 12:40 is the greatest story about a real situation broken down like an actual quest out of Fallout.
any time aiden tells a story about drinking it shocks me that hes old enough to drink anywhere lol
Normally I don't think farting is that funny, buy seeing Chad dry heave from the stench got me rolling
I would be happy for slime to become a millionaire, that being said I hope he gets softlocked at $999,999. I hope for more words from him
Slime saying "try it! try it!" after ripping ass is the funniest thing I have seen all week
Nick is just so effortlessly in focus
This whole episode is one of my favorite Australian bits
I'm glad too see that the cold ones crew were on this week! Great podcast and a great collab!!
Slime's fart being so noxious that everyone (but aimen) gagged is god tier
The fact lud wasn't here and it was still amazing as fuck. This Podcast is going FAR!!
the ending was SOOOO unbelievably fitting :)
i didn’t realize ludwig wasn’t in this podcast for a full hour
This is the best episode, my two favourite podcasts finally.
its soooo obvious that nick is the best yardigan and it’s not even fuckin close
3 minutes into the ep and the number of times "asshole" was mentioned has reached an all time high. Brilliant content. No one does it like The Yarb
I assumed that the Patreon sessions were just... they talk, some more. but because of the discussion it gets here, i'm now intrigued. The timing of the free upload was genius.
2 hour juicer this week love to see it
i’ve never watched cold ones but it’s so charming how one of the hosts of what i imagine to be a very bro-y show just wants to live out his cottage core farm dream
@tokerxd1661
Жыл бұрын
Oh boy he doesn't know lol
@revi925
Жыл бұрын
It really is quite the opposite of a bro-y show
i actually cannot believe this episode exists but im so happy it does. feels like worlds colliding. thanks prezoh
this was probably the best one. didnt feel anything was missing on this one, really solid pod, you finally found the perfect balance :P
this episode was pretty Legendary, especially the latter half when max and chad start waking up!
advice show questions always make me scream thank u producer slayden for queuing up "how i be good at melee" to "here are a series of horrible tragedies i have experienced what should i do" back to back💜
This is probably one of the best episodes yet
The moment ludwig misses the pod they go over time
Great pod episode, can't wait for the next one 😀
I can’t believe you guys got Max and Chad on the yard. They are legends
2:00:05 peak comedy
As an arab hearing slime say haram and inshaallah, it makes me kinda proud.
Crossover of the only 2 podcasts I actively listen to
"Guys rule" as if I haven't done most of these things with friends as well. There was also a pod they had saying that girls wouldn't like the humor and I'm glad when Ludwig went on TMG podcast where they told him girls are nastier than men with their sense of humor and he actually agreed after thinking about it
His is the episode I’ve been waiting months for
You guys are doing great even with a missing teammate!
Not gonna spoil it for the viewers, but congrats to slime for getting a free mic cause no way they want that back after that!
Minus Nick because I respect his decision on being straight edge, Chad and Max because they live in Austrialia, Ludwig because he's not there, Slime because he's very precious, and Aimen because he's cringe and smokes weed, this is a dream blunt rotation.
@PARIAH8877
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure Max and Chad are down
@napavementape
Жыл бұрын
@@PARIAH8877 nah I don't think they have downs. They're just Australian
The collab we needed
I was gonna make a joke about how that is maxmoefoe then I realized it was maxmoefoe.
Finally i watched like 3 of the earlier episodes yesterday love listening while i game
so glad that chad shares my pain of farming warglaives
This is amazing so glad its 2 hrs
Slime farting to end a cast is never not going to make me full out belly laugh
This episode was so good. 10 out of 10 the ending was funny af.
The oxygen thing I assume is like what you need when climbing Everest. If you get high enough up the oxygen levels are lower so canned air is supposed to help you catch your breath when at very high altitudes. Most mountains aren’t tall enough for them to be necessary or even helpful
best episode so far
Was waiting for this podcast!
That was the best ending to a podcast
It took me 40 minutes to realize Ludwig wasn’t on this podcast bc I was just listening. Only reason I realized it was bc he wasn’t defending himself for walking in the sticky bar without shoes
Worth waiting till 2am AEST to see this crossover
This video is a blessing
That was a perfect Slime ending 😂
a 2 hour "the yard" podcast with cold ones
It’s so interesting that mango the goat is so close to these guys and they can have such causal stories about him
@Jack-nj4gr
Жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you're friends with someone
Nick did a great job or carrying this episode, great ep boys
This is my favorite podcast episode
Chad's Bar Dream sounds so amazing honestly. Hope it happens, so i have a good reason to visit Australia
Best episode so far
Now we know that Slime can be use to evacuate a entire room in seconds lol.
I think that the canned air actually *can* be useful, but only in certain situations like mountaineering around 14000 feet.
I have asthma and when we went to Colorado to snowboard I bought one of those cans and it really did help me tremendously... I'm not sure if it was placebo or not but I felt like I was dying at the top and I took 3 "hits" from it and all the symptoms went away.
Slime dropped a gas bomb at the end lmaooo
Just starting the ep but already know by the lineup that this will slap
Best pod so far!!
Listened on spotify first - I literally did not realise Ludwig isn't here until I was an hour deep...still had to check the vid to confirm 😆
Bro Slime looks dapper as fuck in this episode
canned air is mostly used for babies iirc, it's because their lungs aren't big enough to get what little oxygen there is at such high altitudes, but it's only really for if you live waaaaaay up in the mountains
When chad said “just reminding himself he’s here” I had a fucking epiphany, bc I also make noises, and I disassociate a fair bit, so reminding myself that I’m here is good sometimes
Bro I had headphones on the ending was horrendous I was at work. 😂
I am living the Phantom/SMASH weekend vicariously through them and their friend group after getting covid the night beforehand and all my friends sending me similar videos and stories.
18:50 as someone restocking legendaries and various other AH-playing shit in WoW as I listen to this to avoid dying of boredom, I appreciate the acknowledgment :)
this is the greatest thing that has every happened to me high
i appreciate that you guys A/B test titles
Best ending I never laugh out loud and this got me good
I always find it cool when the title and thumbnail changes to reach more people :']
max sounds so chill lmao
Slime peaked at the end
the ending was incredible
this is my new favorite episode