“You look like a guy who’s trying to start a for profit library” I can’t explain why this is as accurate as it is but I fucking lost it at this bit.

@alexantone5532

Жыл бұрын

A bookstore

@Ok-xe4ks

Жыл бұрын

YO🔥 kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5lhmbVmesXNp5M.html

@gvs6462

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp or it didn’t happen.

@nicktaylor1902

Жыл бұрын

Less evil Andrew Carnegie

@Pheatan

Жыл бұрын

@@alexantone5532 i dont think you have to return books at a bookstore. Think blockbuster but with books

Aiden not being able to have the satisfaction or validation that he knows that Jim Dale narrates the Harry Potter audiobooks triggers my fight or flight response.

@isaacanderson4901

Жыл бұрын

The ones I listened to as a kid were narrated by Stephen fry, that's who I thought they were talking about

@goblinwitch9603

Жыл бұрын

Jim Dale is the goat tbh

@blackdoomduck

Жыл бұрын

@@isaacanderson4901 British guy, they definitely mean Stephen fry

@jellonasuolaa

Жыл бұрын

@@blackdoomduck Jim Dale is British too, he narrated the audiobooks for the American market.

@jamescoyne4559

Жыл бұрын

I just listened to the 7th book for like, the 12th time or something and Jim dale never ever gets old

Aiden morphing into a weird combination of the rest of them is the real story of this entire KZread channel

@WanderTheNomad

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the Aiden = Nick episode

@fufumccuddlypoops5502

Жыл бұрын

+1

I love how Slime is talking about Connor doing a weird Audiobook, meanwhile he actually made an official Audiobook for a boys love Story

@Noah-lj2sg

Жыл бұрын

whaaaaat? can someone link it?

@GarryFPV

Жыл бұрын

No chance hahaha

@inaEena

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he posted a video about how he made it

@inaEena

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fYedvNSEpqvShrQ.html

@demandedcargo3919

Жыл бұрын

@@Noah-lj2sg He's probably got credited for it so it shouldn't be that hard to find.

It's definitely helpful that there's one person on the podcast that doesn't know what the guest does. I sometimes don't know the guest so Slime asking the basic questions is helpful! It's only a problem if everybody on the podcast doesn't know shit 💀 then that's disrespect

@higoodbye7545

Жыл бұрын

Lmao good comment

@ethandavison9997

Жыл бұрын

Based and true🥇

Nick's right (and effortlessly cool), most of us (Mexicans) speak English so there's no real need of "EL PATIO (DOBLADO AL ESPAÑOL)" HOWEVER, I think it's great you put subtitles on your shorts, that way I can send them to my friends that maybe have trouble understanding 4 people talking at the same time in another language.

@maticampa2336

Жыл бұрын

yeah but seeing how the mrbeast one worked you can see that there is a public for it

@maticampa2336

Жыл бұрын

it might also be because mrbeast has a younger audience than them so that might be why mrbeast's works and EL PATIO wouldn't porque mierda lo escribi en ingles si sos mexicano

@arturaraujo73

Жыл бұрын

As someone who works with Spanish people on an often basis, I can guarantee you that they would appreciate a dub

Shocked Aiden wasn't visited by the ghost of Christmas past during this episode

I like that Anthony doesn't know of the guests content. It makes it so he can ask the questions that we as viewers who've never watched their stuff would ask It's not disrespectful

drake is using the line "Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97, whoa" to say hes not fucking done, the 98 champ is widely known as the last dance, and drakes still dropping so hes not at the last dance yet, hes gonna keep dropping, and his final shit is gonna be monumental. or it will be him getting absolutely bodied by the features like he did on his last 3 albums, essentially turning him into a slightly cooler dj khaled.

@CarterMuller

Жыл бұрын

Finally it's here YES

i really like how slime often doesn’t know anything about the guests, because i almost never do either so it gives me an intro to them

As someone who hasn’t known anything about most of the guests it’s kinda nice having slime there during those episodes (also in all episodes cause he’s funny af and the podcast wouldn’t be the same without him) :)

Aiden was so effortlessly cool this episode.

"he's like a fart sommelier" absolutely broke me, great episode

31:48 the sibling dynamics they show at this part is so funny. 2nd eldest (Ludwig) starts teasing middle child (Nick), eldest (Slime) joins in. Middle child calls out youngest (Aiden) who's snickering at him to divert attention. Middle child successfully does so in the end they all dunk on the youngest.

"You look like Ludwig's innocent inner child." I swear slime needs to do stand up. Dude is hilarious

lmaooo, the thumbnail literally jumpscared me

I feel like Slime has a more person/chemistry-centric role here that balances the discussion when a guest is on. People can have a picture of who a content creator is based on their content. Being able to go into the conversation without that picture seems really useful and has made Slime’s interactions with the guests really helpful in painting a more human picture that could be missed otherwise. No one should be mad at anything about that in my opinion, and if they are, I imagine it’s because the human picture can shatter someone’s idea of who this content creator is. People don’t like to be wrong, and learning something human about a person on a screen shows them that their initial perception was wrong. In short, it’s important to have the guy that doesn’t have context, and don’t get mad about something that bares no weight in your personal life

@PinballWigger

Жыл бұрын

ok

@elijahmoore9414

Жыл бұрын

I love that you took the time to write this out. Lots of the internet is full of negative criticism. Thanks for helping out the balance.

@anyikii6966

Жыл бұрын

I agree it is refreshing to hear someone who doesn't know the content creator. It feels like they can banter more, and it helps the viewers who don't know the guest as well. I find it honestly really enjoyable.

@HeyLeFay

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, also, Slime not knowing that guest can make him an audience surrogate for viewers. He'll oftentimes ask questions or ask for context on things that viewers who also don't know a guest might be wondering, whereas if someone like him wasn't around that might get glossed over in the convo.

@profoundschnook4381

Жыл бұрын

sir, this is a Wendy's

Thursdays are just wonderful

@lovefirst6194

Жыл бұрын

aren't they!

@princiedv

Жыл бұрын

Ever since my semester ended, I lose track of the days. So everytime I get my Yard notification its like unlocking a respawn checkpoint in a long adventure game.

DUDE oh my GOD, the Harry Potter through Jim Dale’s audio books were my childhood. Literally 60+ hours of that mans SWEET buttery voice.

I just wanna say that I think aiden looks really great in that pj set. It's a solid fit. I think it's the best he's looked since he chose to dye his hair which was a bad decision but this outfit manages to really work with the hair. Slayden.

Aiden looks like he’s auditioning as scrooge In a modern rendition of a Christmas carol

You know it's gonna be a good episode when you don't even make it 10 minutes in without cry laughing

It's "El patio" bro, "la yarda" is like the measurement yard. And I would love to see a spanish dubed episode, I could send it to my friends who don't speak english. - Love from Mexico

I love the Yard bit of whenever something is complicated casually segueing into Kingdom Hearts Lore (51:30)

if this wasn't a yard episode i would not have clicked on this thumbnail

Hasan goes in there and casually asks some questions about how this guy is making his money and the dude's like "I don't have to answer your questions, you're not the police!" ... but then the best part is that he called Adin at 5am local time to vent and lick his wounds. That shit was hilarious. Great content.

@nathanrobbins2440

Жыл бұрын

No good guys in that call

@TimmayKC

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanrobbins2440 What do you mean?

@nathanrobbins2440

Жыл бұрын

@@TimmayKC neither Hasan nor Andrew are people that anyone should listen to

@realxy2049

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he wasn’t even scared of being exposed but more so that his audience might think differently after being exposed to statistics.

@nullobjecttype

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanrobbins2440 hasan sucks shit, But that convo with was literally golden lmao. Check it out if u havent, its hilarious

@52:04 is how I know I love this podcast. You all have the exact same sense of humor as my buddies and we all play smash together. This podcast always feels like siting around the couch with your homies about to play Smash.

About the breaking bad moment, I have a similar experience with people who are absolute jackasses that turn into very nice people when they are in their domain. The one I remember the most was when we went to the swimming pool with our class and the most annoying shithead suddenly became super cool as, unbeknownst to us, he was an excellent swimmer part of a water-polo team. I guess acting like a jackass is done to hide a lack of confidence and once you put such people in an environment where they are confident, they drop the jackass act and show their true self.

@christopherthompson5400

Жыл бұрын

It's not their true self. It's their alternate self. Being an asshole is still part of what they choose to be.

I know there’s a debate as to wether or not people should talk about this, and I respect both sides of the argument, but I think it is important to talk about. In fact, it is the job of men to call out sexist/mysoginistc/racist men, because as the ones with social privilege, their solidarity means the most. Normalize men thinking and talking about how Andrew Tate is not okay! Silence is a form of complacency

@jacobbeltran7729

Жыл бұрын

Love this statement. Spittin FACTS💯

@Adam-zy9fv

Жыл бұрын

i think the whole "not giving him a platform" argument is kinda weird. I mean i get it and i know people who say that have their heart in the right place, it just seems pointless when he already has such a huge platform already. Other youtubers/influencers deciding whether or not to talk about him on a podcast is not going to make or break his career or popularity. Might as well open it up and have a discussion imo

@demandedcargo3919

Жыл бұрын

Definitely, ignoring something this big isn't going to fix anything especially when most of the people supporting him are being paid to (through affiliate links)

@nikveresch5387

Жыл бұрын

Have not thought about it that way. But this guy is depressing to hear about, it hurts to know that people like that exist

@Parpeing

Жыл бұрын

@@Adam-zy9fv i mean look how we talked about the Paul brothers and their scams, has it really affected them meaningly?

Being at the dentists trying not to laugh at butt showers is a different situation to be living in.

Everytime they bring up the Mr. Beast episode im reminded of the fact Aimen and Ludwig sat in the wrong seats and it hurts me all over again.

24:25 funniest slime moment of pod. great subtle accent, I've been laughing for a minute

I hav been laughing at “you look like you’re trying to start a for profit library” for the last couple minutes. Holy fuck lmao

Can't wait for Aiden to be effortlessly cool

Yard in this context is "jardin", yard as in measuring distance is "yarda". Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

@yarielcardona7955

Жыл бұрын

Isn't "jardín" garden? It's "el patio"

@alexandremj2765

Жыл бұрын

@@yarielcardona7955 I have a house, it has a front yard and a backyard, i call them "jardin de delante" and "jardin de detrás", "el patio" we use for cement based areas mostly. Thats Spain's spanish dont know about south america tho

@danielmontoya2494

Жыл бұрын

@@alexandremj2765 si creo q jardin seria lo mas cerca

@servilleta__6075

Жыл бұрын

@@danielmontoya2494 Cierto, pero "El Patio" suena mejor

@yarielcardona7955

Жыл бұрын

@@alexandremj2765 I'm from Puerto Rico, we call it "patio". "Jardín" for us is where u specifically grow plants, fruits, vegetables, etc (thats in the west side of the island, dont know if its different in other areas). Cool to see how simple shit like that changes from country to country.

"where is the slime family reunion" had me rolling, I saw it coming in slow mo

Slime is a necessary evil that helps the pod in many ways.

over the past month i have watched every yard episode

@Sam-cp6so

Жыл бұрын

only took me 2 weeks, scrub! :D

@GustoFormula

Жыл бұрын

nice, now do Bad Melee

@TimmayKC

Жыл бұрын

Are you guys okay? Like mentally? How are you holding up?

the nick cod wedding story made me so genuinely happy, aw. nick's a good storyteller because that isn't where i thought the story was going at all

I have not missed a single episode. I legitimately look for Thursdays to watch the yard. Nick, Ludwig, Smile, Aiden thank you for being real.

@yeekski

Жыл бұрын

smile

Wow, hearing about that modern warfare story from nick is crazy. I've been dealing with some social anxiety lately and to hear that such a crazy fuck-up or whatever turned out to have such a positive outcome is very encouraging :p

really glad i pulled this video up to watch during lunch for the 5 minute conversation about aidens poops

@sheikahblight

Жыл бұрын

Same man 😔

@HawaiianHercules

Жыл бұрын

Every episode starts with some vile discussion

Eating during this ep was a mistake

Hell yeah loving the uploads, perfect for filling the boring times at work

Slime does a "I got hate this week" segment every week

The Yard guys gotta get a detachable showerhead... Changes butt showers for life

@reanbowlerd5988

Жыл бұрын

Thats a bidet with extra steps

@invertedcrayon

Жыл бұрын

@@reanbowlerd5988 there are far more common than bidets + u can aim and clean properly lmao

@stanleyjones2054

Жыл бұрын

@@reanbowlerd5988 I do believe that's the point...

@aser6494

Жыл бұрын

Las tinas anales con la cabeza de ducha son mucho más eficientes y dejan limpio hasta lo más profundo

@christomanci

Жыл бұрын

LOL

Them talking about Connor making an audiobook when his audio manga has been the most popular title on book walker for like 3 years straight

As a yardigan and a 4-H goat showman, I am ecstatic to have been acknowledged

I genuinely don’t think I have a favorite on the yard, everyone brings something unique to the pod and the dynamic just works really well Aiden - he just brings the good vibes and is like the live laugh track, he makes it so nothing is ever awkward and it’s basically impossible to not like him Slime - pushes the boundaries with his humor, no jokes are ever boring and I like the fact that his not afraid to call shit out, also I really like that he doesn’t know the guests since it seems like guests usually are very open and proud to talk about what they do and it’s probably refreshing to talk to someone who doesn’t know them Ludwig - he’s the reason why 99.9% know of the yard and why we watch, he’s overall just a likable guy and drives the pod to have content in a way that is digestible Nick - has some of the best banter/very quick with his jokes, is great at storytelling and he usually pushes forward the new topics to talk about

@fundumbo3296

Жыл бұрын

In the end, each of the them are very crucial to how The Yard works, it would definitely not be the same if one of them weren’t there, it’s why this is my favorite podcast :)

@craigisapunk

Жыл бұрын

@@fundumbo3296 So true! I feel like every episode at least one time I'm laughing out loud saying "Aw man *insert The Yard member here* is the best" and it's probably even split between all 4 of them

I know it’s not like it doesn’t happen often, but there’s a certain satisfaction when aiden lands a joke

The banter in the first 20 mins is maybe the best of any episode yet, good shit

45:00 nick yingling sounds like an amazingly fun person to be around

I tried to eat lunch when i started the pod but it's safe to say after hearing about the "butt shower" i will not be eating for awhile.

They’ve truly broken aiden

The contrast between the intro music and the video is beautiful

slime is the antagonist of the yard, ludwig is the blank slate protagonist that has his moments, and nick and aiden are two morally questionable antiheroes that switch allegiances for personal reasons.

i like how qt does a psa about not giving attention to misogynists like tate and then ludwig & the boys drop this episode

@madeofmarble8514

Жыл бұрын

they actually talked about this on stream and had a whole argument, p interesting

@internetrandodotcom

Жыл бұрын

@@Guz0510 thats true! i still find it interesting tho. thats all

@MasterCalvin45

Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna guess you hadn’t listened to it based on when this was uploaded and when you commented, but we talk about this right in the episode - I ask the question of whether or not bringing him up at all (even if it’s in a clearly negative fashion) is a problem, and the general consensus is no. IDK what QT content you’re talking about but this was also likely recorded before she made / said that, if it was recent. Not that I necessarily think my opinion on giving someone negative attention in this fashion would necessarily change.

@Loggenout

Жыл бұрын

@@ronin8818 he is running a sort of pyramid scheme and thats why

@ashleydavis3318

Жыл бұрын

His platform is already so huge that it's probably better to just shame and ridicule him, tbh.

I started listening on the audio, but y'all went at Aiden's fit and Ludwig's taco hat so much I had to watch the video

Frankie’s Pizza actually a goated spot here.

Slime’s Lupe Fiasco bar is the hardest he’s ever dropped

Nick and his bestfriend's story could probably pass up as a movie plot in 2022

46:49 nah u just don’t get it. As a producer, that’s how we assert dominance and claim territory.

@realtrippyvv

Жыл бұрын

fax

Nine square is so much fun, we had it at my highschool and literally everyone loved it. It would get so competitive when the football kids came in, and I loved it. There was nothing better than seeing the nerdy volley ball kids spiking the ball into the jocks faces.

DUDE you should make the yard logo MOVE AROUND LIKE THE DVD LOGO. maybe idk but i just had that thought

As per Slime not knowing guests - I think we've been spoiled on KZread by Chris Evans and Hot Ones because they do such incredible research. But what Aiden says is correct; Slime fits an angle of the laymen/everyman. There are times he shouldn't maybe approach every guest with a total vacancy; learning their names and stuff is probably the bare minimum for an interview. But your guests aren't there for a formal interview of any kind - it's a sit down and fuck around conversation.

40:14 *"This is bad podcast material."* No, Nick. This is exactly what we came for.

when nick talked about how his classmate found him in game, it reminded me of the fact id occasionally find my friend in patrol on destiny 2 just because we lived that close

Anyone know where Aiden got that fire PJs?

Aiden has the same glasses as my girlfriend and now when she wears them I can’t get bricked up so thanks Aiden

Great ep, watched it on 100x speed

This is easily a top 55 episode of the Yard

love the pod! yall talked a lot about comments in this ep so i thought i'd drop that yall mention hitting 90 a bit too much

Everyone who watches the Yard already knows Andrew Tate. Saying that this episode, somehow, is introducing tons of people to Andrew Tate is pretty unrealistic. Also, if this episode is truly someone's introduction to Tate, wouldn't you want those people's first introduction to be with the criticism, instead of someone's first introduction to Tate being in a positive light?

@ThatCringeCalledIggleboz

Жыл бұрын

No fucking clue who he is.

@julianhaelig119

Жыл бұрын

Very astute observation my human friend. I'm glad people are thin...wait a second. Floppy ears...big nose...wide fat kid seeing cake eyes...what's that thing hanging off your butt. Lemme try something. "Who's a good boy!" It's moving! I knew it! This isn't a person typing the comment it's a dig dangitty doggo!

@TheThinkingHound

Жыл бұрын

@@julianhaelig119 Haha, lol

@TheMisanthropist69

Жыл бұрын

This. I disagree with the mindset that you should just ignore people like him. It just allows them to grow a following out of the limelight

"They speak french in one tiny tiny tiny place" - meanwhile Quebec is almost 1/4 of Canada. 8M people.

@ThePedrolic

Жыл бұрын

Quebecope

@james0644

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePedrolic took the words out of my mouth

i actually love what slime brings by knowing nothing about the guest because typically the guest and the host have to awkwardly talk about what they do, but with slime's dynamic it's natural. he has almost 0 idea who the guest is 99% of the time so it makes the discussion natural and it flows pretty well.

I'd love to think Aiden was sat next to Kenny Beats watching him go crazy at a beat on a plane lmao

What an ep. Great show guys

@ItsDannyio

Жыл бұрын

“What an ep” bro you sent this 14 minutes after it came out

@vedaryan334

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDannyio it's available as a podcast early I think.

@hsbs3472

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDannyio I listen to it b4 it came out on KZread

@ItsDannyio

Жыл бұрын

@@hsbs3472 Oh alr that’s fair

I hope Slime knows that Connor did a Yaoi Audiobook.

I love when slime references kingdom hearts. Cute when Ludwig joined in 😂😭😊

i love this soccer segment bro bringing back memories

6 months later, I only now realized that the thumbnail is fucking Andrew Tate. How was I so stupid

After seeing Ludwig's argument with Qt yesterday, this thumbnail and title will not bode well.

@peritdincer5880

Жыл бұрын

Wait why?

@nAAAn20

Жыл бұрын

lol, at this point it just farming for views, shame

@JakeThePansnake

Жыл бұрын

You are cringe!

@Fyrebarr

Жыл бұрын

@@nAAAn20 Ludwig view farming?!?!?! no that NEVER happens...

@ashleydavis3318

Жыл бұрын

Not talking about him isn't gonna do anything, because videos sucking him off are already getting millions and millions of views. Better to shame and ridicule.

this was a banger episode

We had two different classes for Weight lifting and PE, unfortunately by my Senior year 99% of my PE class was just playing basketball, any time the Coaches tried to organize dodgeball or kickball, hardly anyone would participate because it meant they couldn't play basketball and eventually they gave in and stopped planning anything. Sad because I loved playing stuff like Volleyball every so often.

Hey Slime, "The Yard" in spanish would be "El Patio". When you said google told you "yard" was "yarda" it thought you were referring to the measuring unit of "a yard" which would be "una yarda".

@slimewire

Жыл бұрын

oooohhhh

16:50 They don't do it like QT does, that's why I watch Wine About It.

This was the most bubbly happy mood but passively i've seen from the yard

happy one year of the yard!

i know too many mf that listen to what Tate says. it makes me cringe physically and emotionally. they all need help. get well soon before he consumes all ur disposable income.

"El Patio" señor slime

As an italian them talking about the bidet problems when traveling is so relatable

from socal, every high school here had the number grid as well for PE. we also only had freshman year PE and then the option to choose from dance, yoga, ISPE and weightlifting for our other credits

How do you not know it was Stephen Fry, a national treasure of England

@nikveresch5387

Жыл бұрын

The guy aiden mentioned also narrated the books ! But Fry did it better for sure :))

Aiden seems like a very sweet young man

The translation is not Yarda! Yarda is a huge ruler that is a 3 feet long, the yard in the context of the pod might “El Jardin”, ik that “jardin” is garden but i just cannot think another think i call my yard. Viewer from Puerto Rico here🇵🇷

i love eating lunch watching these :)

@crimzy8853

Жыл бұрын

nvm

the fellas fangirling over jim dale is fulfilling every need i have in my life. finally someone agrees. we are the same.

Doing a British dub is NOT a shitty idea, because a lot of animated movies have both an American and British version

Thanks for this episode they tend to be pretty great.

"when your character is in the cutscene" blessings from Kazakhstan