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This week, the boys talk about what's happening with the Dalai Lama, Ludwig's banana bread, and who is actually Nick's friend. (Episode 91)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:35 - french women military
00:02:02 - dalai lama
00:03:10 - welcome back to the yard
00:03:56 - the mogul mail boy
00:05:51 - the yard child pageant - adult only 21+
00:07:41 - talking about slime's recent inappropriate language
00:10:08 - slime double's down
00:12:19 - slime and nick allen are the same
00:14:02 - ludwig brings some banana bread
00:15:59 - slime addresses the situation
00:17:41 - the dalai lama apology
00:18:24 - loli defenders
00:19:33 - tom brady vs the dalai lama
00:24:08 - COME TO BRAZIL VAMOSSSS
00:24:55 - the lie detector guy
00:26:43 - Factor!
00:30:00 - nick asks a question
00:31:26 - who is actually nicks friend quiz
00:32:06 - the prize to winning
00:33:05 - rip ceddybu
00:33:19 - how do you spell nicks name?
00:34:37 - what is nicks only phobia?
00:35:19 - what is nicks birthday?
00:36:29 - where would nick drop in fortnite?
00:37:42 - what is nicks favourite dessert?
00:40:25 - what is nicks everyday coffee order?
00:42:36 - build me an outfit
00:48:36 - where am I in this round of valorant?
00:50:32 - which skateboard got stolen from nick when he was a kid?
00:52:04 - what steam name has nick NOT used?
00:53:50 - nick has tattoo'd himself once, what was it?
00:55:13 - what movie has nick seen 23 times?
00:56:00 - what pizza would nick vote for?
00:57:07 - what character did nick main before falco?
00:58:02 - how french is nick?
01:01:51 - fill in as many mw2 killstreaks as you can
01:03:39 - challenge round!
01:04:21 - why does nick have a fake tooth?
01:05:00 - what game is nick weirdly terrible at?
01:06:10 - draw nicks poop
01:07:55 - 2 truths and 1 lie
01:08:51 - GATEY GAME! what gatorade is nick grabbing?
01:10:21 - a friend lied to me about a game... what game was it?
01:11:37 - what arcade game would nick play?
01:13:46 - name as many music artists nick listens to
01:16:08 - what was the original name of the yard going to be?
01:18:01 - which glasses are nicks?
01:19:02 - the final round...
01:22:00 - the results
01:24:57 - the brain hard drives
01:27:33 - not being able to say the word anymore
01:27:45 - join our patreon minecraft server!
01:29:22 - ludwig apologises to aiden
01:38:16 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Пікірлер: 764
Nick truly proving he DOES have million dollar ideas. This episode was dank top shelf marijuana, even for Yard standards
@tyler.walker
Жыл бұрын
Nick is so effortlessly cool.
@williamanderson9525
Жыл бұрын
That snoop dog shit
@cooperdunn3808
Жыл бұрын
Top kek
@MAJ0ROCEL0T
Жыл бұрын
The zaza episode 😂
@treasurerofyodieland
Жыл бұрын
glazer behavior
nick’s been bringing some great ideas to the yard recently. the quiz segment + the guy tier list episode were both really fun. i hope you guys do stuff like this more often :-)
@anontruth253
Жыл бұрын
Hes just so effortlessly cool
@thinshin6486
Жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the yard Olympics idea in like episode 2
@spum89
Жыл бұрын
@@thinshin6486 Think they talked about it on a patreon recently
@samt3412
Жыл бұрын
We're entering the arc where Nick becomes the pod's idea guy
@lukewarmteabag
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised slime wasn't on Dalai Lama side. He usually has the terrible take 💀
It's really funny that Aiden pretty much chose what Nick was actually wearing for the quiz and got 0 points for it
@taylifts
Жыл бұрын
When he heard that the final question was 1000 points he scooted up to the edge of his seat and that broke me 😭😂
@John-pp6xy
11 ай бұрын
@@taylifts2 months late but aiden was already sitting up
Aiden just catching strays for repping the Teddy fresh in the middle of the quiz was too funny lmao
@Keanpoop
Жыл бұрын
For real, he got roasted all the way through the premo the last time he wore it and was brave enough to bring it back. I respect it.
@theAlex2577
Жыл бұрын
the : ITS teddy fresh gets me everytime, the bits been going on since the old house
Ludwig's strawman is the best fifth person addition to the pod
@NEPFU
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Bro, I love how aimen valued the friendship soo hard that he actually got mad mid game 👌
@kobil316SH
Жыл бұрын
Dude I got mad for him
@sowjmay8286
Жыл бұрын
I just wanted to hug him the whole time so badly lol
"Your bones will liter the space between moments" These ads reads are so golden, I've never wanted to actually listen to ads as much as on The Yard. Quality Content
@dariusbyrd8829
Жыл бұрын
Unironically the hardest line for any ad read ever.
@weeaboh
Жыл бұрын
i legit have stopped skipping the ads because of lines like these. i lost my mind when he said that.
I waited a whole week to hear slime say pussy boy on the pod and Ludwig just grounded us all from it A thief of happiness
@edsongarcia6053
Жыл бұрын
yeah man i agree, that’s kinda fucked
@Algoe1
Жыл бұрын
#ludwigdeniedpeopledied
@shm0n3y
Жыл бұрын
at least we got to hear aimen call lud pussy boy
@Tweak-uwu
Жыл бұрын
Not as bad as being a hair criminal
i'm so incredibly on board with nick's plan to slowly turn the yard into pod about list
Nick puts in the most effort for the pod and we love him for it
@leikaboss1
Жыл бұрын
effortlessly high effort
@the_sad_wallet1553
Жыл бұрын
Coolly effortful
brand new piece of information into “we’ve talked about this on the pod before” is a true combo
I would love to have everyone hold a friendship test at some point with their own questions. We need to know who the overall best friend is
@Nippleless_Cage
Жыл бұрын
Bump
"did you know margaret is short for peggy?" "yeah or bitch" i spit out my drink LMFAO
@NaiaDeurKlink
11 ай бұрын
You got a timestamp on this?
@nuary120896
2 ай бұрын
@@NaiaDeurKlink 34:20
@NaiaDeurKlink
2 ай бұрын
@@nuary120896 cheers
Slime going goblin mode at 1:16:20 and then being hit with recoil gave me a good giggle
Жыл бұрын
I love how they all just let him do his thing there and barely reacted lmao
nick has the most consistent jokes of anyone on the pod by far
14:37 was great. Respect for feeding the plushies, they don’t often get enough food to survive so seeing this warmed my heart
Slime having a coughing fit and saying “I’m good” with just his eyes peaking over is peak comedy. Idk why.
aiden doing little activities with kirby is the highlight of this ep
Slime laughing at his own coughing fit after having an episode at 1:16:22 was so funny to me
I watched this while PMSing and felt so bad for Aiden being the punching bag this episode 😭
ludwig literally said he wanted to build an “epstein-like island”, i think slime’s mogul mail boy isn’t as bad as that.
@chlli
Жыл бұрын
I still remember when slime said he would have sex with a dead child
@LegitCactus
Жыл бұрын
@@chlli No no no, he said he would look at their cock. But only if they’re dead, otherwise it’s weird.
@Ihavealeftbrain
Жыл бұрын
@@chlli hey! That's slander. He said he would see a dead child's cock. It's different.
Slime, honest question; does the Dalai Lama get away with it if the kid is dead?
@LegitCactus
Жыл бұрын
Ah the true tonal language
@link6913
Жыл бұрын
Asking the hard hitting questions
@kabiedotjpg5683
Жыл бұрын
Him trying to explain his thought process for the dead kid thing was so hard to listen to, but still funny.
The way slime says pussyboi is like he's casting a spell it's so enchanting, that is to say no one can do it like him and now I will never hear it again.
i always feel like the yard is just the first half of an Always Sunny episode where they come up with an somewhat normal idea and accidentally make it sound like the weirdest thing ever.
To choose who gets to be the Mogul Mail boy you guys should hold a pageant
Glad Aiden fed Kirby some banana bread
Can we get Slime to start smoking heaters? His wheeze laughing from being sick is so funny. Also, I will NEVER get sick of Aiden, Slime, and Nick working together to terrorize Ludwig. Punching up in it's purist form.
aiden doing little activities with kirby further proves he is mother
The episodes that nick has run with his games are hilarious. More of this please. (This and the dudes their list)
this honestly might be my favorite episode, and I feel like it takes watching every other episode to fully appreciate how funny it is
Nick making a quiz about himself to see who his friend is is a total Leo move
This is my favorite ep so far. The Nick friend game was top notch, as well as all the other conversations. I love the yerd
This was a fucking banger! Nick knows what's up! Was waiting patiently on this episode after the "banana bread" stream.
Thank god they uploaded this at this moment I was scrolling through all the episodes I’ve watched tens of times already crying that I had no new yard and now I’m saved
@hungrynibba4152
Жыл бұрын
Join the patreaon, scrub
@angelarias3395
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they’ve been scheduled to release at 10 am pst for the past couple months now
@edgaresquivel5804
Жыл бұрын
If you were really a fan you'd know the release schedule
@XingAoShen
Жыл бұрын
@@hungrynibba4152 they got more content there?
@Saucetin.
Жыл бұрын
@@edgaresquivel5804 yea my bad I’ll make sure that at 10am pst every Thursday for the rest of time my schedule is cleared for 90 minutes
I love Slime's language. It's mad affirming lmao. Never stop being Slime.
Somehow even Ludwig has gotten onto the joke of calling me SSB_Seal instead of just my actual tag Seal. I think like 5+ different people I know have independently decided to call me that at this point ROFLLL. It would've been cool to see Aiden vs Zain's Puff too, I'm sad that didn't end up happening.
The last slide had me gasping for air. That has to be one of my favorite moments in the entire history of The Yard.
The Banana Bread lore never gets old man🍌
I love how they just did not address the fact that Nick was held by *Diana Ross* as a baby
Жыл бұрын
idk how none of them knew who she was, wtf lol
This episode is one of the best of all time and worth a rewatch
5 minutes in and “your little mogul male” already has me dying
41:56 is just unlawful, aiden got points for D but slime didn't get any for C
1:34:20 this perfect mario wah came out of nowhere and was not talked about at all but it straight up just sounds like they played the real sound
47:55 Ludwig telling Aiden "he knows how fashion works Aiden" while Aiden is wearing a clearly tryhard outfit is one of my favorite moments of the Yard so far
i was drinking water when slime said "does he think books have teeth" and inhaled so much water i almost drowned. love this podcast, keep it up
I want 3 more episodes with a quiz from each
I gotta complement slime, you can see he was working out, keep it up king
Never in my life would I have imagined what is essentially a HR meeting would have been the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. The pussyboy thick Allen convo had me dying
"your bones will litter the space between moments" would go crazy in a nationalistic speech by a dictator pointed towards his enemy
Aiden is always the punching bag 😵
protect mother Aiden at all costs. he seemed a little down this episode, i hope nothing but good things happen to him this week.
I feel like slime has really embraced his autism diagnosis. He is right, he really does like tests. He was delighted. Love you forever Mr slime
That was the best Factor ad ever. I was cry laughing the whole time. 😂
Love these segments, would love it if there were more of these in future eps :)
Today's lesson from The Yard boys: If you're going to DisneyLand and need someone fun to hang with, take Ludwig.
The first Ad might be the greatest in the history of the podcast. And that's saying a lot. Also i don't understand how any of these companies still pay for an ad-read by them :D
@bigpete14
Жыл бұрын
looks like you answered your own question :)
Always in time for my lunch thanks guys
5:29 I'm glad that video takes up as much headspace in Nick's mind as it does mine. Had the same exact thought
@_Purp_
Жыл бұрын
Could you remind me what vid it is, it sounds hella familiar 😅
the nick quiz gameshow was so fun to watch
Aiman looked so defeated at the end of this episode
What a great segment, honestly the segments truly make the podcast a tier above any other podcasts out there.
nicks pod ideas lately have gone so hard, hes killing it
This is my favorite episode yet and I want stupid quizzes for all the boys now.
32:01 All the animations with those colors and heads has been golden. Would love to see more.
this quiz bit was so good lmao i need to see one made by each of them
This episode is easily in the top 5 for me. The build me an outfit segment was the best part
You guys are litterally one of my top 20 podcasts! keep it up!
You have to give it to Aiman, he pretty much had half his points taken but still hung in there. Then the Gatorade question happened and lost his credibility.
This is probably my favorite free yard episode
Nick singing "I'm smoking weed" like its Jeopardy filler music fucking got me
Goofy Goober Rock Tom Rothrock [Chorus] I'm a goofy goober! (Rock!) You're a goofy goober! (Rock!) We're all goofy goobers! (Rock!) Goofy goofy goober goober! (Rock!) [Verse] "Put your toys away" Well all I got to say when you tell me not to play I say no way! (No!) No way, no, no freaking way! "I'm a kid" you say When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" And then I say, "Thanks" (Thanks!) Thank you very much So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free! [Bridge] Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop [Chorus] I'm a goofy goober! (Rock!) You're a goofy goober! (Rock!) We're all goofy goobers! (Rock!) Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah! [Guitar Solo]
It's so funny how everytime Aiden talked back he lost points but everytime Slime shit on Nick he was rewarded
best ep yet, I love the nick quiz, would love more activities like this to spice things up
This was an insanely fun episode! Can't wait for the next installment.
This episode was great. Nick's ideas are bangers!
More quizzes on the pod. This was gold and super entertaining 😂
favorite episode. love the nick lore. he is mother
Aiden making Slime fucking break will never get old lmao
im sorry the dalai lama clip of him saying "kiss my tongue" has me dead
Thank you for shouting out Baton Rouge legend Ceddy Bu, RIP
I would’ve known it was the blue nippled bottle Gatorade
Nick's last question really made me cry laughing, my favorite part so far this 2023
might be one of my favourite yard episodes ever
This is the best pod on KZread EASILY
Been watching since ep 5, love this pod so much!
This was unironically the most funny episode imo. Keep up the good stuff!
I think this is one of the best episode directions we've seen yet
Such a great episodes. This episode and the guy tier list have been amazing
aiden is so mother this episode
They need to do this exact video idea but for each of them. Absolute fire video idea from Nick yet again.
The sick laugh of Slime made me laughed so much hahaha Love the episode
Fire pod love the change up!
my mouth dropped when i heard lud mention Settled! Hugggge! His Morytania series is such a good watch, so many emotions!
yes please come to brazil, my uncle made me start watching u guys and now we always talk about new episodes and etc, te amamos nerdolas
that factor as read is one of my fave bits of the year so far
I dead ass have to pause and rewind cause of how much I'm laughing. Goated start to the ep
this is a favourite for sure will probably rewatch
This episode had me dying of laughter. Such a good episode
slime with the ceddy bu reference was goated as hell. IWILLSAVEHIPHOP#BARS
Nick, smug asf: There's no 'H' in my name. Me, to absolutely no one: Ok but there's supposed to be