This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You. Drew Allen - Full Special

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  • @xandermcn
    @xandermcn4 жыл бұрын

    “you should find someone worse" 😂

  • @ashpete21
    @ashpete214 жыл бұрын

    "This test doesn't matter" ... deep sigh ... "nothing matters." LOL!!!!

  • @jeffwalker6815
    @jeffwalker68154 жыл бұрын

    "0 dollars?!' 'Well any currency, really" - best joke I've heard this year

  • @alyssawesterlund22

    @alyssawesterlund22

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was my happiest moment of youtube during all of covid.

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's 6 months later, is this still true?

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot

    @RearAdmiralTootToot

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi from the future. Nope, zero bitcoin is now worth $815,000 somehow

  • @MaNuLaToROfficial

    @MaNuLaToROfficial

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RabblesTheBinx no now its bitcoin

  • @NatandGeorge

    @NatandGeorge

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RearAdmiralTootToot 0.0005 BTC, mathematically is 0, but is worth something in real money. . .

  • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
    @analuizadefigueiredosouza78514 жыл бұрын

    "You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". That's a pretty great point xD

  • @austinl.2703

    @austinl.2703

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. I wish I had realized that 50 years ago !

  • @maryjaneblues4012

    @maryjaneblues4012

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right we've all been there😂😂

  • @wikiwoof9590

    @wikiwoof9590

    3 жыл бұрын

    Really puts things into perspective LOL

  • @p382742937423y4

    @p382742937423y4

    3 жыл бұрын

    You never thought about that before?

  • @jocomfiresin6982

    @jocomfiresin6982

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's also not true... For all the single people who have never been in a relationship.

  • @midnightodellewest1999
    @midnightodellewest19994 жыл бұрын

    Love his calm delivery. Makes his humor catch you off-guard. Found myself laughing without even realizing it at first. My favorite line so far.. 'basically a bully's job is to say terrible things about you and make you feel bad about yourself until you're old enough to just do that naturally for yourself." Ha ha, maybe I should be thanking my junior high bullies for my midlife fashion sense.

  • @Gardenruth

    @Gardenruth

    4 жыл бұрын

    I recommend Kellen Erskine. His jokes are fairly similar.

  • @jessiejeanne9717

    @jessiejeanne9717

    4 жыл бұрын

    He offers such a different perspective. I'm very impressed cuz he's young and his delivery is impeccable and creative.

  • @jessiejeanne9717

    @jessiejeanne9717

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tony Day yeah, he's way beyond his years! I wanna say I like Mark Normand as well...

  • @creamnall

    @creamnall

    4 жыл бұрын

    just wanna say, you people that analyze comedy like this, Wao, where r u people, in my country DR We dont even have this Kind of comedy, because people wouldnt get It, not even If It was in spanish 😖, dont stop existing

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS

    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's the bit that caused me to share it in social media.

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony87873 жыл бұрын

    This man has stand up comedy superpowers, this is what happens when you dont let shyness, social awkwardness or self doubt hold you back, keep it up mate you're comedy gold.

  • @Skylinersontape
    @Skylinersontape4 жыл бұрын

    His voice is like a grown up Morty

  • @mewre2062

    @mewre2062

    4 жыл бұрын

    should be top comment

  • @sema6008

    @sema6008

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao yes

  • @totallynotprom1036

    @totallynotprom1036

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @SyrPipeOrg

    @SyrPipeOrg

    3 жыл бұрын

    This IS grown up Morty! 😆

  • @saskeialiverpool6061

    @saskeialiverpool6061

    2 жыл бұрын

    Morty after puberty

  • @timmhawkins7491
    @timmhawkins74914 жыл бұрын

    Money or no money I hope being a comedian makes him as happy as he made every listener

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95

    @o0o-jd-o0o95

    3 жыл бұрын

    great comment . You're absolutely right if this makes him a happy human being that's all you can really ask for in this one life. I know I enjoyed watching it .it was very funny. Thanks for that after work pick me up drew

  • @esteedle

    @esteedle

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to give this a thumbs up but you're at 420

  • @Scrimparmy

    @Scrimparmy

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’d probably prefer money

  • @loganlopez832

    @loganlopez832

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oddly enough there’s a comedian named “Tim Hawkins”

  • @joulupukki1607

    @joulupukki1607

    3 жыл бұрын

    If u get gig like this one it means u make pretty decent livin, my friend comedian and he tours comedy clubs and bars and make solid 2-3k month

  • @benjaminteeter3331
    @benjaminteeter33314 жыл бұрын

    This guy being an accounting major makes so much sense.

  • @aaronthomas8834

    @aaronthomas8834

    4 жыл бұрын

    The exact comment I was looking for

  • @VictoriaSobocki

    @VictoriaSobocki

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why?

  • @benjaminteeter3331

    @benjaminteeter3331

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VictoriaSobocki Have you never heard any accountant jokes?

  • @lostlang

    @lostlang

    4 жыл бұрын

    As an accountant I'm triggered ... But that's just cuz your right

  • @tracyavent-costanza346

    @tracyavent-costanza346

    4 жыл бұрын

    one of the most amusing profs I had in college was a profoundly sarcastic observer of the human condition who also taught accounting. He did a quite good job of both in my estimation.

  • @robinhoman8594
    @robinhoman85942 жыл бұрын

    His awareness of his emotions is inspiring. Takes serious guts to be this honest.

  • @juneelle370

    @juneelle370

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes that was very refreshing ☀️

  • @garrettwright6466
    @garrettwright64664 жыл бұрын

    “It would create this infinite series of helmets in helmets.”

  • @lllCTHULHUlll
    @lllCTHULHUlll4 жыл бұрын

    Such a great performance. He's awkward, but I love that he owns it. Exactly the kind of humor I enjoy - dark and dry.

  • @Janski14

    @Janski14

    4 жыл бұрын

    its more like deep instead of dark

  • @samlee7420

    @samlee7420

    3 жыл бұрын

    HEXXEN WOLF most comedians are awkward in their own way. My opinion is monotone. But humorous nevertheless. It was still good.

  • @richardgibson360

    @richardgibson360

    3 жыл бұрын

    @but why it pp

  • @ruinned

    @ruinned

    3 жыл бұрын

    @but why Oh nooo.. no Nazi or dead baby jokes 🙄 ..

  • @vandellprueitt7

    @vandellprueitt7

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is what you consider dark??

  • @frankflapper445
    @frankflapper4454 жыл бұрын

    This kid's good. A 40-minute good set while doing comedy as a side gig? He'll do fine.

  • @sramm

    @sramm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Bradley Cooper and Barbra Streisand's love child?

  • @RRRRobbbb

    @RRRRobbbb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't call him a kid, and don't call it a side gig. Quality stuff.

  • @puddintanejingleheimerschm9389

    @puddintanejingleheimerschm9389

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RRRRobbbb wow man calm down. I think they meant that despite being so young he is a total natural and being that he is going to school for accounting it is literally the definition of a side gig. It seems to be an amazingly successful side gig, but he didn't spend 5 years of his life going to comedy college in case his passion for accounting doesn't workout. I hope he never has to use his accounting degree for a living if he doesn't want to and he is good enough he probably won't have to; but currently he literally said he is "considering a career in comedy" which makes it a side gig while he is finishing college and not yet a full fledged career. There is nothing demeaning about that. It is amazing that he is killing it already and he has barely begun.

  • @shootertrump7315

    @shootertrump7315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Puddintane Jingleheimerschmitt, I think you’re the one that needs to calm down. He just said his JUSTIFIED opinion, and you put that much effort into commenting on a misunderstanding that never happened

  • @shootertrump7315

    @shootertrump7315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frank Flapper, Rob literally only sounds like a person who understands the minute difference between the actual meaning of the words. Not only is the takeaway that he’s mad, now he’s has aspergers. Welp

  • @surfpsych
    @surfpsych3 жыл бұрын

    "Do I look like the guy who has an abundance of other baskets available to him?"😁💛

  • @crestaljean824
    @crestaljean8243 жыл бұрын

    I love that sometimes he's just casually sitting. Feels like talking with a friend.

  • @weichuenthechemist
    @weichuenthechemist4 жыл бұрын

    The lady when he said get drunk and watch ted talk LOL

  • @StephJ0seph

    @StephJ0seph

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I read this just as it happened 12:54 she *really* enjoyed that joke 😂

  • @marcosresto544

    @marcosresto544

    4 жыл бұрын

    she's paid to laugh. like a laugh track.

  • @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075

    @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@marcosresto544 what, do you tell kids Santa's not real too?

  • @reggie2685

    @reggie2685

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a good time

  • @af2876

    @af2876

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marcosresto544 What ?! Your kidding right. Is that really a thing ? No. It cant be.

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy4 жыл бұрын

    No, no, no. You don't shoot the old lady. You shoot the manager and then say "I see you have an opening in management."

  • @jessiejeanne9717

    @jessiejeanne9717

    4 жыл бұрын

    You have quite a STRONG sense of humor, too! 😂🤣😜

  • @earndoggy

    @earndoggy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jessiejeanne9717 Thanks LOL!

  • @GrumpyTweety

    @GrumpyTweety

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ooh, so THAT's the right answer. No wonder they didn't hire me, either. Thank you!

  • @earndoggy

    @earndoggy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GrumpyTweety LMAO! You're welcome.

  • @applepear7006

    @applepear7006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. That's why so many high-level executives are psychopaths.

  • @cassiehutchings8655
    @cassiehutchings86554 жыл бұрын

    "just looking for somewhere to put my eggs" 😂😂

  • @artisania_shop
    @artisania_shop4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite was "Finish the job! You said you'd do anything to get this job now prove it! So I killed her.." 😂😅🤣

  • @Tinymoezzy
    @Tinymoezzy4 жыл бұрын

    He looks like pointy Michael Cera.

  • @YourName-tt8tz

    @YourName-tt8tz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ugh thank you! THAT'S who it is! Or kinda like if season 1-2 Arrested Development Cera and a pinch of the guy who played Mark Zuckerberg were thrown into a can and shaken together.

  • @mikejammac994

    @mikejammac994

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes that's who it is

  • @judekristo

    @judekristo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead + plus young Bradley cooper.

  • @ellievisionog

    @ellievisionog

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was just writing this!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD🤣

  • @imgointolukins

    @imgointolukins

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pointier

  • @pratamawirya3736
    @pratamawirya37364 жыл бұрын

    And that's it, 40+ minutes of my life just flew away. He's so good I couldn't stop watching and laughing.

  • @padala23
    @padala233 жыл бұрын

    "We've swapped positions in the van" - that's gold right there

  • @myfamilymatters
    @myfamilymatters3 жыл бұрын

    This young man has a future in comedy. He is so real and funny. Wishing him the very best of luck in following him dreams. Loved his humour.

  • @meilei8716
    @meilei87164 жыл бұрын

    You should never buy clothes when you have high self esteem- gold

  • @alphawolf4714
    @alphawolf47144 жыл бұрын

    "You get drunk and watch Ted talks?" Maybe I should be an accountant.

  • @ericorozco4017

    @ericorozco4017

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably why that chick busted out laughing so hard. She had been caught

  • @azshadow32

    @azshadow32

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr😂

  • @jiheesuh7953

    @jiheesuh7953

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not everyone has the brains to be an accountant

  • @melissamccleary9611

    @melissamccleary9611

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ericorozco4017 She was the only one that knew what he was talking about. 🙃

  • @toomessy

    @toomessy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jiheesuh7953 Funny thing, you're not wrong AT ALL. I'm a Business/Economics major, so I'm forced to take Accounting at my school (I wish somebody had told me that before I chose the school lol) and I'm struggling BAD! Accounting has a certain level of math that many people cannot and will probably never understand. It's literally insanity.

  • @emilydotbug
    @emilydotbug4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao i totally agree with the "dont buy clothes when you're having high self esteem" thing i make that mistake a lot x) especially when i was overweight...

  • @ericorozco4017

    @ericorozco4017

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have to donate so much clothes because of this. :(

  • @dawnbaker1970

    @dawnbaker1970

    4 жыл бұрын

    So grateful I decided not to buy those black faux leather leggings. In my 40s.

  • @staggerindan16

    @staggerindan16

    3 жыл бұрын

    me with all my short shiney club dresses even though i wear work boots and t shirts on the daily and never go to clubs 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

  • @louiscyfer6944

    @louiscyfer6944

    3 жыл бұрын

    how long do i need to wait for a low self esteem day to come around?

  • @Soul-OnFire

    @Soul-OnFire

    3 жыл бұрын

    In my teens i wore what was popular at the time.. in my twenties i wore sexier attire.. in my 30s its boys basketball shorts and a big tee shirt comfort is everything something i wish younger me understood 😂 😂

  • @unsolicitedopinionsbyyela
    @unsolicitedopinionsbyyela3 жыл бұрын

    He's so cute and lanky and nerdy and awkward. I love him.

  • @beachboxrealty

    @beachboxrealty

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have a guy for you, my roommate.

  • @danieldahlinger177
    @danieldahlinger1774 жыл бұрын

    The one that sent me was "Zero dollars? - Well any currency, really."

  • @ravempowers
    @ravempowers4 жыл бұрын

    Even though his body language and delivery is probably not the best, it's his honesty and owning who he is that makes him so likeable imo. Great job dude!

  • @phyvo

    @phyvo

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the second time I've watched this and his sheer honesty in the set is actually quite incredible.

  • @nitishsaxena1372

    @nitishsaxena1372

    2 жыл бұрын

    He owned his awkwardness and that made this set even better.

  • @josieouira5
    @josieouira5 Жыл бұрын

    He is so underrated. Watched this 2 years ago and always finding myself coming back to certain clips because they just stuck with me. Would love to see more of him

  • @kitty10141

    @kitty10141

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes ma’am, here I am back to watch it again in full. Definitely top 5 on drybar

  • @TechWiz1983
    @TechWiz19834 жыл бұрын

    This was quite good considering he's still in college and doing this. Best of luck to him.

  • @Jen-tt9yx
    @Jen-tt9yx4 жыл бұрын

    I love the nerdy vibe he gives lol.

  • @wasntme9578
    @wasntme95784 жыл бұрын

    The comedy's working dude. Evertime I thought a joke wasn't working it was because it wasn't finished. Took me a while to realise that was his strenth. So many comedians, even well established ones, if a gag fails for some reason they keep at it adding stuff improve and it just makes the fail even worse. With this guy it would sound just like that then he comes out of left field and nails it. Subtle. If this is only his part time gig, imagine after he gets a few years under his belt. The whole mediocrity and lack of confidence thing makes him relatable. Self depreciation is always funny.

  • @mackhomie6

    @mackhomie6

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah. it's not exactly an original schtick, but it's fine all the same. other comedians, when a joke fails they "add stuff improve"? I'm not sure if you meant "to improve [it]" or "improvised", but regardless, these jokes are not off the cuff. any joke in a special has been worked to death and the little add-ons aren't an exception

  • @wasntme9578

    @wasntme9578

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mackhomie6 That was exactly my point. It was all worked out. It made you feel like he was floundering but pulled it together in the end. That was no accident. It may not be totally original but its not always done very well. This guy with time I believe will be big. And yes I meant improvising not improving. I would go see him. That's the take away I meant to get across.

  • @mackhomie6

    @mackhomie6

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wasntme9578 gotcha. (but improvising is the opposite of what we just established)

  • @wasntme9578

    @wasntme9578

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mackhomie6 I was referring to other comedians that when a gag falls flat a lot of times they drag it out using improv and making it worse. This guy seems like that is what is happening when in fact he is not.

  • @rondawohl3562
    @rondawohl35622 жыл бұрын

    This young man is Brilliant!! I would hope to see him on a late night talk show one day. He's a natural!!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort4 жыл бұрын

    Love him, he has unique ways to make me laugh the whole time. Adding one after another one liners, each funnier than the last...awesome. Wish to see more of this young man. 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @PatrickJWenzel
    @PatrickJWenzel4 жыл бұрын

    Yup, winner. Keep up with the accounting because at this rate you'll soon need to know how to manage your Netflix special earnings.

  • @jennifersamsal7415
    @jennifersamsal74154 жыл бұрын

    "Enticed by a business park in Billings Mt" killed me 😂😂😂

  • @JSmithandJB6
    @JSmithandJB64 жыл бұрын

    I like this kid. Made me laugh out loud several times! Cant wait to see more of you, Drew

  • @practicallivingwithM
    @practicallivingwithM3 жыл бұрын

    When he said quality management I imagine an angry toddler who didn't like dinner... 😆

  • @ajsparx4133
    @ajsparx41334 жыл бұрын

    "Hiding old ladies' bodies in pizza dough..." I don't speak Italian, but I do know that's called a calzone

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    Even more odd is that "calzone" is actually Italian for trouser leg.

  • @ajsparx4133

    @ajsparx4133

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cookeymonster83 ...What? Why? Gonna have to look that one up haha

  • @teknosisglitch2432

    @teknosisglitch2432

    4 жыл бұрын

    ... More like a galzone. 😉

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude... you high?

  • @ajsparx4133

    @ajsparx4133

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cookeymonster83 nope but I was drunk probably

  • @rabbit32073
    @rabbit320734 жыл бұрын

    Aaaahhh, nothing like some good 'ole self deprecation comedy.

  • @PhillyFrank1

    @PhillyFrank1

    4 жыл бұрын

    So much better than insult comedy or battle of the sexes comedy.

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot9474 жыл бұрын

    "Maybe hoarders are just the most romantic people ever..."

  • @denasharpe2393

    @denasharpe2393

    3 жыл бұрын

    You may be right...

  • @QuietlyCurious

    @QuietlyCurious

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's true. My dad is a hoarder because he's sentimental to the extreme.

  • @stephaniejefferson6566

    @stephaniejefferson6566

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, just true.

  • @stephaniejefferson6566
    @stephaniejefferson65662 жыл бұрын

    “We’ve got “TED” in the house tonight!” Sweeeeet.

  • @FullMoonHowl
    @FullMoonHowl4 жыл бұрын

    That "messenger bag is too small" moment? IS adult life. You nailed it, son.

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    Real adults bring their own textbooks when buying a bag.

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta204 жыл бұрын

    “Where self-confidence meets self-defense.” 😆

  • @mmaries9052
    @mmaries90524 жыл бұрын

    I admire comedians who can make me laugh without the cussing and vulgarity many stand ups provide... lol

  • @af2876

    @af2876

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why care ? I dont even notice if someone doesnt curse or if they do all the time. I really dont notice it. If its funny. Its funny. Is that weeird ? Like do you guys notice such things ?

  • @totallyfrozen

    @totallyfrozen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Angelika Freitag If you don’t cuss all the time or if you have children, your hearing gets more sensitive to it (or should, anyway).

  • @kiaramoore9439

    @kiaramoore9439

    4 жыл бұрын

    Angelika Freitag personally no I don’t notice most times.

  • @samanthadavis6869

    @samanthadavis6869

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I like to laugh and not feel guilty about it later 🤔😁

  • @antisocialantihero3464

    @antisocialantihero3464

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@samanthadavis6869 ive literally never felt guilty about laughing

  • @martinweihrauch2379
    @martinweihrauch23794 жыл бұрын

    Wow - there is good standup comedy without using the f-word in every other sentence! Good job!

  • @edselsreadingchannel6724
    @edselsreadingchannel67244 жыл бұрын

    i like how these comedians on "Dry Bar Comedy" don't use profanity and are actually funny.

  • @JacobSantosDev

    @JacobSantosDev

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is because the state fines you per profanity.

  • @ericorozco4017

    @ericorozco4017

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what everyone likes!

  • @scarbo22

    @scarbo22

    4 жыл бұрын

    What’s funny about profanity?

  • @alexortiz7446

    @alexortiz7446

    4 жыл бұрын

    im sure their told not to and acclimate to their surroundings

  • @carolyntalbot947

    @carolyntalbot947

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dry Bar is a Mormon organization. That's why they don't use profanity or talk about drinking/sex/drug use.

  • @jameswoods4134
    @jameswoods41344 жыл бұрын

    Me: gets dumped KZread: _This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You_ Me: *oof* Thanks for trying, KZread

  • @thisunity

    @thisunity

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alphabet Inc loves to serve you

  • @rocarlosdavis622

    @rocarlosdavis622

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes...be my dear and true friend...then...if you choose to 😇

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude don't be sad. Obviously she just thought she could do better.

  • @blahblahblahblah2837

    @blahblahblahblah2837

    4 жыл бұрын

    I haven't been dumped yet, but I guess KZread knows whats up

  • @soakupthenoise

    @soakupthenoise

    4 жыл бұрын

    its the animated profile picture

  • @anastasialynn2618
    @anastasialynn26182 жыл бұрын

    I love his delivery and how he'll come out of left-field with a call-back that nails it. Plus, I find his stories so relatable - At one point, I laughed so hard it hurt. Brilliant. LOL

  • @rhondas3017
    @rhondas30173 жыл бұрын

    "I must bowl!" I think that about every five years when I remember how fun it is.

  • @marylsanz
    @marylsanz4 жыл бұрын

    feelings throw those overboard 🤣😭🤣 dry humor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @InRediscoveryOfMe
    @InRediscoveryOfMe4 жыл бұрын

    This kid is showing some seasoned vets how it's done!!! Non stop laughter over here

  • @nnt9498
    @nnt94984 жыл бұрын

    I loved this set. His delivery works so well for him.

  • @HappyValleyCrawlers
    @HappyValleyCrawlers2 жыл бұрын

    This guy looks so similar to my friend I sent this to him and he said “I don’t remember filming that” 😂

  • @aliciap8583
    @aliciap85834 жыл бұрын

    I'm actually impressed with this guy, he had me laughing constantly.😂

  • @jessiejeanne9717

    @jessiejeanne9717

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @ericorozco4017

    @ericorozco4017

    4 жыл бұрын

    Constantly!! Loved it!

  • @silg7262
    @silg72624 жыл бұрын

    My childhood bully pushed me into gymnastics, now I coach gymnastics. It's a weird thing to say.

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    My childhood bully tried to kill me. Now I kill people. I think that might be weirder.

  • @melissasaint3283

    @melissasaint3283

    4 жыл бұрын

    In my late twenties, after an idle conversation with my husband about bullies, I did some googling and discovered that my childhood bullies were *almost all either dead or had gone to jail* One had never graduated and he ODed. One had a great white collar job but had been busted as part of a scrip dealing ring. One, it turned out, had something seriously wrong with him neurologically, which explained a lot. The meanest one, the only one who continued trying to bully people even in high school, had gotten married, had a very promising career ahead and then got some kind of cancer and died very quickly!😳 There was one female bully, she had the mildest outcome: asking a friend, I was just told "still a stripper." Meanwhile, my own life was going great-- far, far better than I had ever imagined possible as a child. It became very easy to let go of some of the pain of being bullied at that point!

  • @MarianaSilva-kh4io

    @MarianaSilva-kh4io

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@melissasaint3283 If i were you I would tel that story to every person that tries to hurt me, they will be afraid.

  • @danan9061

    @danan9061

    4 жыл бұрын

    @BoundbytheWild me neither

  • @OnlyABlemish

    @OnlyABlemish

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@melissasaint3283 ... Did you just write a post saying it makes you feel better that people who were mean as children have horrible lives / died terribly? This is literally the most sociopathic thing I've ever read on social media.

  • @iianebb_0613
    @iianebb_0613 Жыл бұрын

    couldn't find any drew allen videos aside from this. dry bar! i hope you give him a special this year (if he decided to still be a comic)! it's been a long time.

  • @rosejanae7023
    @rosejanae70233 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this routine many times. I just laughed so hard for so long and started hiccuping, my dog got scared a left the room, and I had to turn the video off so my roommates can sleep.

  • @deblina
    @deblina4 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy.. so talented such a gentle yet funny delivery

  • @AkumaMitsurugi
    @AkumaMitsurugi4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is how i imagine michael cera would look and sound if he did stand up comedy

  • @jackheeke4897

    @jackheeke4897

    4 жыл бұрын

    BigWill4Christ was thinking the exact same thing

  • @Sacromancer

    @Sacromancer

    4 жыл бұрын

    what look very skinny and super gay?

  • @Qtneyjane

    @Qtneyjane

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Michael Ceras evil and more confident and clever twin in Youth In Revolt.

  • @Opus4210
    @Opus42103 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at this last night, I thought I would wake the neighbours. My gut still hurts the next day!

  • @YARI589
    @YARI5894 жыл бұрын

    This is cool, Drew! Very great comic. I graduated with my Accounting Degree, too and it's nice to hear a fellow colleague talk about their dreams because I feel the same way! You're gonna be just fine and one day, all of them will be watching you on their screens!! -- oh wait.

  • @dizzy_dan
    @dizzy_dan4 жыл бұрын

    idk why I lost it at "Finish the job!"

  • @cdmp777
    @cdmp7774 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 8:54 I felt that deep in my soul. When you try to calm yourself down and it goes too far😆

  • @rocarlosdavis622

    @rocarlosdavis622

    4 жыл бұрын

    You screamed...perfect👽

  • @VictoriaSobocki

    @VictoriaSobocki

    4 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @sunkencubeoctahedron7844

    @sunkencubeoctahedron7844

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @vyvyiian5064
    @vyvyiian50644 жыл бұрын

    I love this performance so much. I have laughed from the beginning to the end. Your personality is charming and likable. The material is original. The sense of metaphor is incredible. I hope one day I will see you again in your own show.

  • @RedShipsofSpainAgain
    @RedShipsofSpainAgain3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious. Absolutely killed it! I love how much self-awareness he has

  • @reginafallangie2867
    @reginafallangie28674 жыл бұрын

    Kinda reminds me of *Jesse Eisenberg* with his demeanor, deadpan delivery, self deprecation. He’s got the chops for comedy.

  • @thestreamofthought
    @thestreamofthought4 жыл бұрын

    He's really good with a unique type relatable of humor. Rewatched it 3 times. Definitely my favourite from Drybar.

  • @mia4resto
    @mia4resto4 жыл бұрын

    "so I killed her" took me OUT

  • @broaddusmarines
    @broaddusmarines3 жыл бұрын

    I wish this young man the best. I enjoyed every second of this. He’s very talented.

  • @Gardenruth
    @Gardenruth4 жыл бұрын

    100% student humor

  • @Valekath

    @Valekath

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eden Ward For better or for worse.

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS

    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS

    4 жыл бұрын

    Comics often rely on the dumb choices they made regarding college and their careers long into their careers. He happens to be at the beginning of it. I'm in my 60s, remember those years, and laughed plenty enough.

  • @jessicamarie5781
    @jessicamarie57814 жыл бұрын

    "You ever look at your life and think "11:50 "Who did this ?"

  • @austinl.2703
    @austinl.27033 жыл бұрын

    "You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". . . Something I should have thought of 50 years ago !

  • @mimenchaca1830
    @mimenchaca18304 жыл бұрын

    I love the pizza place employment quiz! He is so right, and retail is the same way.🤣🤣

  • @teekotrain6845
    @teekotrain68454 жыл бұрын

    Good dry humor

  • @blackstone4715
    @blackstone47154 жыл бұрын

    I've watched a lot of drybar, this was one of my favorites. Dont stop dude!

  • @stacyjaye6350
    @stacyjaye63502 жыл бұрын

    It's his timing, it's perfect. And really, that's what it's all about in comedy, isn't it? Well done, young brother.

  • @complexlittlepirate3589
    @complexlittlepirate35893 жыл бұрын

    Just love his low key style, those jokes really creep up on you!

  • @buckydragon
    @buckydragon4 жыл бұрын

    "I still believe in ghosts" 🤣 great set!

  • @JLabanz
    @JLabanz4 жыл бұрын

    Solid set! Never heard of this guy but he has a future in comedy!

  • @lukekramer392
    @lukekramer3924 жыл бұрын

    12:45 that womans laugh alone got more laughter than the joke

  • @andrewclarke8163
    @andrewclarke81633 жыл бұрын

    "The only other symbolic moment I've had in my life is when I started parting my hair in this direction instead of the other"... Who else felt personally targeted by this line? Way too accurate lmao

  • @bluebawls

    @bluebawls

    2 жыл бұрын

    I did😭

  • @avirei98
    @avirei984 жыл бұрын

    He is adorable 😍

  • @p382742937423y4

    @p382742937423y4

    3 жыл бұрын

    We'll save him for you :)

  • @freshname
    @freshname4 жыл бұрын

    "Crime and punishment" reference was never dropped more naturally in a stand-up bit.

  • @silentlighthouse6258

    @silentlighthouse6258

    4 жыл бұрын

    freshname yeah I enjoyed it. He got the plot wrong, though I wonder if he did that on purpose since Raskolnikov killed 2 women

  • @ninjabunnyproductions4029
    @ninjabunnyproductions40294 жыл бұрын

    I had to “rehabilitate” my own ex boyfriend after our breakup because he had no friends. It’s also 5x more weird

  • @wmmv2019

    @wmmv2019

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG same! I still speak to him often as he calls me and i really don't want to be rude to him... we stay friends.. but keep it real to let him know that we're not a couple anymore

  • @Chelsso0

    @Chelsso0

    3 жыл бұрын

    How did it go?

  • @eloybox

    @eloybox

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wmmv2019 that's nice but don't let that get in the way of finding a real man

  • @pamd649
    @pamd6493 жыл бұрын

    He should have a Netflix special. Funnier than some I’ve seen there

  • @MissAdventures
    @MissAdventures4 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, I kept failing a test and I told myself when I passed, I was going to ask for a clipping of a plant at the testing center.After I finally passed, I asked for the clipping. They told me it was plastic. They gave me the whole plastic dusty pythos plant. Not what I had signed up for.

  • @Remly75
    @Remly754 жыл бұрын

    He's one of the funniest guys I've ever seen on KZread, love that the full special is up!!!

  • @janierunaway112
    @janierunaway1122 жыл бұрын

    "We swapped positions in the van." Gold, Jerry, gold!

  • @johnnythrogmorton7700
    @johnnythrogmorton7700 Жыл бұрын

    His style is very original. His humorous take on his life is unique and fresh. It's perfect for the stage of life he is going through. I look forward to seeing how he adapts it as he matures in age. Very likable and easy to listen to. Two thumbs up

  • @therealkingcabbage
    @therealkingcabbage4 жыл бұрын

    Take a shot every time he says, "You know." Then watch a TED Talk.

  • @PhillyFrank1

    @PhillyFrank1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then, during the TED talk, take a shot every time the speaker begins a sentence with "What if I told you...".

  • @User-hy6ur

    @User-hy6ur

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PhillyFrank1 ha

  • @chiafairy7091

    @chiafairy7091

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PhillyFrank1 don't, you'll be in the hospital

  • @mamaeli8101

    @mamaeli8101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t do any of this. You will die.

  • @rickcoakley2092

    @rickcoakley2092

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dislike that you pointed this out. I did not notice until you pointed this out... anthough i did play this game when ben shapiro did a sunday special with that guy from vox

  • @Mollian899
    @Mollian8994 жыл бұрын

    He’s so calm and funny😁

  • @72wh27
    @72wh274 жыл бұрын

    This kid totally looks like a skinny nerd version of Bradley Cooper...

  • @artemiokunev

    @artemiokunev

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was my first impression

  • @8sweetgem8sweetgem53

    @8sweetgem8sweetgem53

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was getting a Lucas Cruikshank vibe myself!

  • @malikevans2615

    @malikevans2615

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@8sweetgem8sweetgem53 the name sounds familiar

  • @laurencaouette2896
    @laurencaouette28963 жыл бұрын

    Was not expecting it from some random auto-play comedy set but I laughed more at this guy's than I have at anyone's in a long time. Hell yeah dude, you're great

  • @brennenbisme
    @brennenbisme4 жыл бұрын

    Tony Hawk's come a long way, really working on his comedy

  • @frostyxmeboi8878

    @frostyxmeboi8878

    4 жыл бұрын

    @James Scalzo r/whoosh

  • @desertchannel7

    @desertchannel7

    3 жыл бұрын

    @but why Is your name Tyler Johnson?

  • @Kruse1
    @Kruse14 жыл бұрын

    “The other hat I wore was gloves” ...I don’t know know why the hell that made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139

    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree. Very refreshing in its unexoected quirkiness. i think he'd do well with more of this kind of thing.

  • @cookeymonster83

    @cookeymonster83

    4 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he mentioned having to water plants I knew the punchline was that one or all of them were plastic.

  • @wolfie1027
    @wolfie10273 жыл бұрын

    He's more unique than most of the comics I've heard. I hope he goes far. He's very good. 👍🏿

  • @garrettacer6525
    @garrettacer65253 жыл бұрын

    I was feeling down and blue. I bumped into this comedy skit and ended up smiling and laughing. Thank you. You be you.

  • @KH-cz1rg

    @KH-cz1rg

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been dealing with PTSD and depression, this is my go to, when I need to smile a bit more.

  • @ElysianFields-nv7wq
    @ElysianFields-nv7wq4 жыл бұрын

    I hope he follows his dream of comedy rather than accounting. This young guy's got talent.

  • @SeveringArtfully

    @SeveringArtfully

    4 жыл бұрын

    X or maybe he'll do both!

  • @KikeDlaBanquita

    @KikeDlaBanquita

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just hope that he does anything without feeling afraid about anything anybody says

  • @danan9061

    @danan9061

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ihope he keeps his day job and does stand up at office parties

  • @chkngrl

    @chkngrl

    3 жыл бұрын

    He could be financially successful with comedy and manage his own finances.

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