Can we all agree Dry Bar is INFINITELY better than Comedy Central.

@TrouvatkiDePercusion

2 жыл бұрын

I fully agree on that

@AlbionRising

Жыл бұрын

CC has been awful for decades now.

@stevemcmahan8277

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!

@TheChocolateChakra

Жыл бұрын

Calm a d cent rail..?

@meliferra1913

Жыл бұрын

Of course.

"It's rude to be that smart in public" 😂😂😂😂

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@GiftsbyChosen

3 жыл бұрын

@Dodging pineapples..... That sums up 2020 perfectly lol

@anavaldivia4669

3 ай бұрын

@@AndrewSleighterI subscribed Andrew!!!

Can we just take a second and talk about what an amazing suit he's got on?

@illuminaughty8451

4 жыл бұрын

TorgieBride85 That shade of BLUE is gorgeous

@mydearvalerie

4 жыл бұрын

Delish!

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah....apparently the watch wasn't the only thing he walked away with from that Leo stand-in gig.

@torgiebride8558

4 жыл бұрын

@@9SmartSand6 😅😂🤣

@davejones5640

4 жыл бұрын

Your second is up.

A show called "Get My Security Deposit Back" would be amazing and (I bet) quite popular.

@rocarlosdavis622

4 жыл бұрын

Surely a wonder of a surreal moment

@SaharaCaliSara

4 жыл бұрын

We really need that show! Especially living in CA

@veterusv.4980

4 жыл бұрын

@@SaharaCaliSara *Highfives* Cali rent is rediculous almost noone is able to own a home here cause of how exspensive eveything is

@aliennotw8922

4 жыл бұрын

Ya but just like getting the security deposit back, it will never happen.

@rocarlosdavis622

4 жыл бұрын

@@SaharaCaliSara love CA and wish to go there some day🙂

LOL “ham pants.” And I’m glad this guy actually LIKES his wife! It’s refreshing! My hubby uses me to get out of stupid events too haha

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

I do! Thanks for watching!

@azshadow32

4 жыл бұрын

Mine does too.😂

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s nice to hear someone talk positively about marriage for once

@sherrimiller5258

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewSleighter It’s a good thing your Grandma woke up or you wouldn’t have met Heidi!

@AndrewSleighter

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-jt7kh Thanks I love my wife so it's easy! If you want to check out more stuff from me please subscribe to my channel!

Bet that apocalypse milk doesn't seem so crazy now :)

@Neenaross214

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Spangler right!

@geraldineanang7701

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@harriettubman337

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣says Crazy

@jenynz5334

2 жыл бұрын

Or now 🤦‍♀️

@annesamson5489

2 жыл бұрын

Right?! Who is crazy now? hahaha (yeah, not funny tho)

So many relatable bits!! Saving this in my "laughter as pain relieving distraction" playlist!

@cjok8367

4 жыл бұрын

That's also the reason I watch so much standup.

@sarahlovee4229

4 жыл бұрын

I'm legit doing this right now.

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@awkwardlyrachel5524

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, my list is called "Desperate to Laugh", and yep, this is getting added! 🤣

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

@@awkwardlyrachel5524 Thanks!

My grandparents freeze everything. We had cereal with milk ice chunks in it

@tristanrapin7556

3 жыл бұрын

I need to know, what is the frozen milk like????? Does the texture or taste change??? Idk why the thought of frozen milk makes me feel icky

@MangosCousin

3 жыл бұрын

I know people who grew up in homes that froze the milk to the point that now as adults they put ice in their cereal.

@maryjane-vx4dd

3 жыл бұрын

@@tristanrapin7556 it's not bad. The cream sometimes forms small pinhead sized balls

@dovie2blue

3 жыл бұрын

It separates into water and cream. If you don't know this, you'll end up with white water on your cereal.

@layshalay7410

5 ай бұрын

My mom use to do this and it pissed me off because you can see the separation from the milk and the water

Soooo relatable!!!! Laughed so hard!!! My mom freezes everything! Birthday cakes years in advance 😂

@thiccrat

6 ай бұрын

thats a really cool idea actuAlly... freeze bday cakes, holiday meals, get a deep freezer for it. then when people die their cooking can still be enjoyed for years.

Great, clean comedy! Laughed throughout. Thankful for Dry Bar Comedy giving a platform for Andrew Sleighter and other comedians :)

@randolphhill733

7 ай бұрын

Pp00p0pppp

When he did the hernia joke from his time in bestbuy... I‘m laughing way too hard and I can’t stop😂🤣

"'Breakfast burrito!' Doesn't that just roll off your tongue?" Well sure, if you open your mouth while you're chewing.

@hydrolito

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on if extra hot spicy burrito or overheated in microwave then could come out of mouth in a hurry.

@Madmatt18

4 жыл бұрын

@@hydrolito it rolls off the tongue just like hashafrashafrash

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@alaysiakayebutler6299

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewSleighter Will do.. Love the clean truly clever relatable comedy found on dry bar comedy!! .but hey, you've got the word "content" down.. Youll do fine on YT..lol

@eralindberg7477

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

"Bill's fatter than ever and his feet smell good." Bravo. Well done. Good line.

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mike! And thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

"I'm better at being broke" 😂 This is great!!

"If we all just stepped on the gas now, wouldn't there be no more traffic?" I literally have had this thought so many time... 😬😂

@abbycross90210

4 жыл бұрын

I think we've all reached that point when stuck in traffic.

@kpeezyforsheezy

4 жыл бұрын

If people didn’t ride eachother’s asses so they wouldn’t have to slam on their brakes and people could switch lanes peacefully there would be no such thing as traffic. Mind blowing.

@jborrego2406

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla to the Cosmos never put ur blinker on ppl speed up lol

@michellegrovak

4 жыл бұрын

My husband is a transportation engineer and I have asked him the same thing. He says it doesn't work that way.

@samhowl1152

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellegrovak why

This guy is underrated. Enjoyed his set immensely!

"What is that, a cat?" That sounded like a question! I was told that there weren't going to be any of those! Lol

@Heavenzvoice

4 жыл бұрын

Yusuf Bryant that was Genuis!!!! I laughed louder than the audience.

@nicklausb

4 жыл бұрын

@@Heavenzvoice Lol I know

This guy is hilarious 😂 he’s really really good. 😂 got me laughing so hard right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!!

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@danielmartin6894

4 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewSleighter Sad to see that. Stay safe out there; your entertainment is keeping me occupied during this shelter in place time

@danielmartin6894

4 жыл бұрын

Also, you do have a resemblance to leonardo di caprio

@yaniquebeckford1699

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Sleighter You’re welcome. Thank you

My cousin was a retired truck driver and we drove together to a cousin’s funeral. He didn’t like the breakfast in the motel we were staying, so he walked over to a different motel and had breakfast there!

Apocalypse milk!

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@treefur_

4 жыл бұрын

She knew what was coming

@livilivinglife

3 жыл бұрын

Thats when i realized I was crazy lol every weird food item we keep is called apocalypse food lol

No way! I loved reading to my kids. I read to them until my older boy was 14. Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy, so many good books. If you're good at it they will remember.

10:56..." maybe I'm not friendly. "

😂”The Great Fatsby!”😂 Lots of other good stuff! But definitely caught me off guard and left me laughing!

@samichgrrl

2 жыл бұрын

My name is Natalie and my last initial is B. My nickname is the Great Natsbee. 🤣 True story.

O.m.g I have a coworker like the guy on the plane ✈️ I always tell him “stop mathing around me, you know how it makes me feel” 😭🤣

I would be an injustice to the art of Comedy to not say that was one of the most articulate ,thought provoking and hilarious sets I've seen in a while...Thank you and great success.

lololol That undercover boss joke was pretty funny 13:20

Milk popsicles & butt sandwiches 😂😍🥰

Good suit, good joke delivery. 👍

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

My wedding suit! Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@maryyohonn9229

3 жыл бұрын

L)I l L

@jkalb1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewSleighter I enjoyed your act very much.

I loved the part about the brothers 😂 Probably because I’ve been using my little brother’s Netflix password for literal years 🤔

@shaec3405

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Lol.

@harriettubman337

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@cappsginny699

2 жыл бұрын

Literally years, not Literal years...

@starrkitty1

2 жыл бұрын

For “actual years” or for “actually years”? I’m going to stick with literal thanks 👍🏻

@juliewagner8240

Жыл бұрын

My brother uses mine!😂

This guy is screamingly funny! I usually listen to a few minutes on this channel and go back to news stories. But I'd show up to listen to this guy at a club for a couple of hours.

@danielleaugustine2241

2 жыл бұрын

Same!!! He is just so clever and his take.on the everyday stuff or even the stuff in his particular environment (lost pets in L.A., lol) is hilarious. The way he thinks about things is cracking me up. Such a quick and funny mind! If anyone out there wonders what they are supposed to be doing in the world- it is literally bringing your own personal view and flavor to whatever you do because people need "your" brand of how you do you in this life! There are a ton of comics who are funny and even brilliant but the unique style of communicating and seeing the world that comes out of each individual is what makes it so special and enjoyable and he is a gem!

One of the best Dry Bar sets I’ve seen. This man deserves Nate Bargetze level success!

"The Great Fatsby" LOL

My father currently has 3 18 count packs of eggs in the fridge right now, just for him and my mother. And nothing ever goes bad according to him.

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 My guy wants me to “smell” everything. If it’s been there long enough for you to ask me smell it, throw it away or take your chances, but I am definitely not smelling anything. I’m the woman that will dump the milk on the expiration date. I take no chances.

I love this stand up set so much. Its one you can rewatch and still laugh a lot too

@AndrewSleighter

Жыл бұрын

Hey thanks I appreciate that! I post short standup clips on my own channel if you want to subscribe!

"You know what's EASY to pronounce? Breakfast. Burrito."

Love this breakfast crasher dude. Especially cause he has guts to get married before money and that is what real man should do. Not sabotage a relationship because they still haven't made it. I think he is awesome person

@Heavenzvoice

4 жыл бұрын

Shukria Apso thought it was just me that thought that!!!! AME of the best marriages and relationships are two people who work hard hug love the heck out of each other and know most likely they’ll never be rich but they make it work.

@lamoabird

2 жыл бұрын

@@Heavenzvoice 😂🤣😂

@cappsginny699

2 жыл бұрын

'Married before money' ???

Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂”ok ham pants” lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂 he’s hilarious 😂

SO funny! I love him! I'm 54 and I had my 15 year old son listen to some of his stuff and we both loved it.

These aren't jokes. This is Andrew's life told from his mouth. Which is hilarious 😂

Now I know why most hotels now check for room keys and breakfast tickets and the reason why I’ve seen folks get kicked out of the breakfast lines by security. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Good set.🤣

@ajvintage9579

4 жыл бұрын

sldeyo I would never have thought to partake of breakfast at hotels I was not staying in until I saw this set. Who even thinks of doing such a thing?!?

@bakersupreme2010

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajvintage9579 People who are Cheap or Broke, and/or know that another Hotel (either by learning by mere chance, or having Their Family and Friends tell Them beforehand or by Phone or Text) must have a better tasting Continental Breakfast somewhere else other than where They are staying.

My dad used to be this cool dude that rode a motorcycle, had long hair, and wore band t shirts but since entering his 60s and got remarried he's got a clean cut, drives a tiny SUV, and wears slacks and weird patterned dad shirts and is like "You should come by this week! I spent the weekend building this outdoor oven so we can make pizzas!" And im like "excuse me?!"

@gisforme5032

Жыл бұрын

😂

@pms0806

6 ай бұрын

😅😂🤣😂🤣✌️💙

LOL, I'm over 50 and keep my phone within arm's reach, but not because I ever answer it. It's to turn off the alarm as soon as I stop sleeping through it.

The hotel breakfast thing is straight up legit. Ive done that more times than I can count. Seriously if you are broke do this!

@sbhb56

4 жыл бұрын

PS: Ever trying same in India, don't forget the towels to wipe your hands after dish washing xD xD

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@mattasticmattattack8546

3 жыл бұрын

They throw it away anyway lol its really no big deal

@MrsBridgette2012

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that’s crazy. I feel guilty when I paid for a room.

Broken Oreos in the drawer, LOL 😂!

He's hilarious and sweet with no bitter aftertaste .

The dog sitch actually happened to me this week and I yelled back "Yeah, we're not!". It's just my 4yo has a phobia to dogs but if you're gonna yell which is not friendly, I'm gonna play along!!

@danielleaugustine2241

2 жыл бұрын

Omgosh yessss! I was walking in a nicer (AKA uppity) neighborhood with my son one day and this huge mix of whatever expensive dog runs over to us and his owner, a 70 something woman kind of loudly hollars... "He is friendly- don't worry" and went back to casually messing with her yard while the dog continued to follow us, like it was our problem we were suddenly freaked out that this large breed dog came tromping over 2 yards away from its home. Frankly l was angry because l have had a german shepherd charge at me (also off leash) and had NO idea whether the dog was nice or not- but her sense of entitlement to let it roam free and just run at people was deeply troubling. It made me wonder what l would have done had my little boy not been there. I wanted to lay into her about dog laws and the anxiety l have had since a strange, large and potentially vicious dog charged me and it isn't up to a stranger to interpret her dog's motives... It should be on a freaking leash. I really wanted to say- "that is awesome but how in the h@$$ would l know that your dog is safe. YOU are letting your huge dog run all over and just expect people to trust your dog is safe??? I was thinking about how l could have reached for my pepper spray and blinded her precious dog and then said- "sorry, l didn't know your dog was safe but l wasn't taking a chance". I guess next time you will keep your small horse on a leash. 😂

@TheEternalPheonix

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this has been my new strategy for the last several years. They say "It's ok, my dog won't bite.", and I respond with "No, it's not, because I kick."

@effu9593

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah freaks afraid of friendly dogs have bigger problems in life. I guess you'll be on the phone with the bureau of land management when a bear charges you too, they should really keep wild animals locked up, someone might get anxious!!!

@abbyacosta4898

Жыл бұрын

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Omg this was amazing!!!! So real! The blueberry fan 😂😂😂😂😂

This guy is hysterical ! I caught myself laughing while listening to his video while making a really crappy dinner ! Cheered me ! Love Dry Bar ! They consistently have great comedians without any trash ! Love it ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️😂😂😂😂😂

Forgets to take off the fit bit at 3am. Fit bit : why are you running

His mom sounds like a genius. Frozen ham would be a great ice pack for the lower back! Better than my go-to, frozen peas.

@paulredinger420

2 жыл бұрын

Peas are better they conform to you body better. Sandwich and gallon size zip lock bags work good as ice packs too.

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

That’s my go to as well. 😂😂

I just found this guy tonight I really like his comedy I don’t find people I like too often this is a really good set!

I’m very glad you decided to do stand up instead of teaching! I’m forwarding this to my son so he can enjoy you too.

Andrew: Wendy's is the classiest fast food restaurant. Me: Does he not know about Chik-fil-a?

@dianacassinelli9467

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Mondragon honestly the filet is too tick...for my taste ....cheaper version ...McDonald’s...

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

It's in the running but I disagree! Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@lauralee5722

4 жыл бұрын

Idk, I still think Wendy's "classier." Chick-fil-A I feel, is a more "homey" family style fast food restaurant.

@nickmondragon8451

4 жыл бұрын

@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON Bwahahahaha! I made you crave chil-fil-a on the day they are closed! My plan worked perfectly!!!!

@jendubay3782

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but then you have to accept giving money to monsters.

I used to cop free hotel breakfasts all the time when I was poor and driving across the country for a living...

@lexuswilliamas9964

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

No shame! Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@bethberard4288

3 жыл бұрын

I worked at the hotel for a year and honestly, the best perk was breakfast.

She was thawing it out, darn I was wrong. I figured she was thawing it. Lol

@sema6008

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she was thawing it while using it as pain reliever. Lol

I'm from Seattle and live there and there are so many comics on this dry bar channel from here and I never knew about them. SMH. Go Seattle! Gotta pay closer attention! Well done Andrew!

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! Seattle comics are the best.

This guy is SO GOOD that I watch this special basically every night. Go to sleep laughing, why not. Sometimes when I wake up.

This is funny. My gma also freezes milk. Lol and literally everything else.

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

My 76 year old dad does that too. Every year I would have to clean the filled freezer and found the most ridiculous stuff in it, LoL.

@bradmarkell2304

4 жыл бұрын

Just Marry me

@minitwink16

4 жыл бұрын

My mom does that these days. I don't get it. No one's gonna drink it. It just doesn't taste the same

@gwenyverreking5565

4 жыл бұрын

We freeze bread 😂

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

@@gwenyverreking5565 Hey, after you thawed frozen bread and then bake/grill it in a pan, it would be even softer and tastier, hahaha...I did it for years, not just bread but half cooked pizza dough...

Put the frozen milk in a container of warm water. Turns back to flowing milk in a couple of minutes. If you freeze your milk you'll never have milk go bad again. I've been doing it for years. I've only forgot to put one from the freezer to the fridge for thawing a couple of times. But the warm water works like a charm in that case.

You're hilarious 😂.... and just so you know comedians such as yourself have brilliant minds. Thanks for giving us entertainment.😂

One of the funniest comedy shows I've ever watched.

Yo, I just got back from visiting my parents. The timing on this is perfect. Great set, man!

I lovw how relatable this guy is. I gotta try that breakfast trick.

The bit about expensive foods is funny. But SO TRUE!!!!

@AndrewSleighter

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Kendra! You can check out more of my standup on my channel if you're interested!

I enjoyed this from start to finish.

‘This is new..something she JUST picked up’ Mom will surprise ya 😂😂

@AndrewSleighter

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching Crystal! Subscribe to my channel if you want to see more!

8:20 Wait, you mean quinoa and keenwa are the same thing?

@AnonyMous-bv3ge

4 жыл бұрын

18:20 ^

@AndrewSleighter

4 жыл бұрын

*mind blown emoji* Thanks for watching! Subscribe to my KZread channel if you want to see more. Now that live shows are getting canceled I'm going to be posting more content there!

@sicilyny5375

3 жыл бұрын

I still pronounce it qween oooon a!

@FranciscanGypsy

2 жыл бұрын

🤯

This is so relatable! I spent 2 years away from my mom and then I came back and she believes the Earth is flat now.

@peiyamada1653

4 жыл бұрын

Love ur mom! Earth indeed is flat! Pls say hi to her from a fellow flatearhter!!🤗

@lamoabird

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@stacyw.1863

Жыл бұрын

What is up with that anyway? How do these people explain planets stars?

I've always looked 5 years older than I am. I was literally born 2 feet tall. So when I was an infant people assumed I was a toddler and the cycle never ended. I'm 27 and my niece asked me if I was 40 the other day

You are So funny!😁I loved this routine-cracked me up!👍Sharp dresser-very nice!💕

Maybe I'm not friendly Lol🤣good one

Nicely done, sir! And thank you for wearing a suit, as though the people in the room with you are valuable to you. Your poverty hacks are inspired, as is copping digits off a call sheet. Entire show was A+ wit. Fatsby FTW!

@AndrewSleighter

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! And thanks for watching. You can check out more stuff on my channel if you want!

If your going get a free continental breakfast. You should bring a suitcase with you to the lobby .

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

It just wear a robe. Maybe slippers. 😂😂

Hilarious! One of the best yet. Great, relatable bits💯🐉

This guy is hysterical!!! I love most of the Drybar comedians, but this guy is in a class all his own.

@AndrewSleighter

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Chana that's high praise!

@ChanaRo613

3 жыл бұрын

Aw, I'm glad you saw this!

As a parent, I understand exactly what your mom does. She's a smart woman.

Im loving the vibes of these shows

I am not even finished listening to this set but l had to comment because of how freaking funny he is! The parrot who knows too much... Bwah ha ha... 😄😂🤣

29:44 The man doing math on a ruled yellow pad on an airplane sounds like he could be my father. Dad's a mathematician by trade and is likely enough to pass the time on a long flight by working.

😂 He’s funny fosho b/c he speaks TRUTH! Like every single thing he said...I’m “like SERIOUSLY man!! Preach!” Especially the whole “it’s more expensive to eat healthy” part! I also mispronounced the same words the same way & got the same response & sneak boxed candies from $Tree in my mom 👛 purse when we go to the “budget” aka cheap hours at the theater. I also just deleted a bunch of “sunset & selfie” pics to download the great clips app on my ancient 13yr olds old phone so I would t have to wait in line b/c I had a coupon! Hahaa😂...yeh EVERY thing he spoke of in this video was my own personal truth as well! What can I say except...the struggle is real! 😉👍

"Apocalypse milk and butt sandwiches" 🤣

A $5000 reward for a lost dog and no questions asked? Im going to the pound to get the same missing dog. Its free. That's a come up.

Andrew crushed this set...loved it!!

15:05 So true. Especially in low income neighborhoods...fast food and liquor stores. I always wanted to walk to a nice grocery store, but that was a car ride away. When I didn’t feel like driving, I’d get my fruit at the corner shop.

My mother tells me she is preparing me for when she does get dementia! 😂🤣

Oh my gosh, my husband throws me under the bus just like that too. He makes me the bad guy by telling his friends he cant be with them cuz we had to go to a thing, like I wouldnt let him go or something.

@Newyorkfoodie

4 жыл бұрын

You got a response obviously from your husbands friend or some guy that does this nonsense!

@tsuobachi

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to leave a really insightful comment here, but the ol' ball and chain won't let me.

@TheKb117

4 жыл бұрын

well... a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do, I guess :D

@TheKb117

4 жыл бұрын

@David Ringlein fo' chrissakes, let her be... she's gone thru lots. Imagine being rolled by a bus many times, and live! :D

@RiamiAurum

4 жыл бұрын

@David Ringlein what a joke. The smartest people I know all use shorthand forms of words, language is fluid, it adapts, it changes, every single person will use a slightly different form of English than the next person.

Ok the blueberry thing May be VERY VALID 😂

I love the "quinoa" thing! Anytime I'm reading it it confuses the crap out me

I had my cousins birthday party at an apartment pool that none of us live at. We had about twenty people, used the pool, jacuzzi and showers. It was at night and nobody even came in or questioned us 😅

He laughs about someone counterfeiting a $5 bill, but i have received a counterfeit $10 bill from Wendy's 😂

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

My guy received a counterfeit 20 from the bank machine.

@jordensanders2289

Жыл бұрын

@@kellidinit3725 NOO

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

@@jordensanders2289 lol. Yes. It wasn’t just him, thank goodness, but a handful of customers. He was refunded by the bank and they gave him a gift card as well for the trouble it caused, though he didn’t get an explanation on how that happened.

@jordensanders2289

Жыл бұрын

@@kellidinit3725 it’s crazy how good fakes are getting these days, in fact not too long ago at work I saw a fake $100 bill that even had the blue strip (usd). I was shocked that it was fake

The cell phone sleeping distance bit was hilarious. 😂😂

I have a new verb to use from now on: "to beautifulmind"

When you need to delete pics from your phone to get a new app... e-mail the pics to your self, then delete the pics from your phone. :)

@isabellarussell4407

4 жыл бұрын

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS

@mrfuriouser

4 жыл бұрын

Get a phone with more storage (e.g. ANYTHING not made by Apple) and never worry again.

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

I upload those pics to my secret Instagram and the vids to my secret KZread channel. Set them as private. But maybe your idea is better. Too bad I'm too lazy to open my emails, I have 9999+ unopened mails and junks in each. I even forgot some of the passwords. 😅

@the1ladytammy

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I post pics to Insta. 😉

@Sandylion17

4 жыл бұрын

No not just email cause the email in your phone still takes up space u can send the photos to your Facebook messages to your self or u can make a file in Facebook but make it with a lock it says only you can see it and it’s all the extra photos then u delete the Facebook app on your phone then boom you have lots of space once your done with your app for Wendy’s or Burger King then u delete the app once u go home and add Facebook again lol all that work but yes I done it lol it works yes I had a iphone 5 lol

My mom always used to freeze milk because my parents were doctors and didn't have time to do grocery shopping because when I was growing up there weren't that many 24 hour grocery stores around. We also used to order a hind quarter of brrf from the butcher

I thoroughly enjoyed this set. Thanks for the laughs!!

What a great show! Brilliant comedia ❤️

I like his voice and delivery. He is quite funny.

It’s me. I’m the youngest sibling. Lmfao this is literally like listening to someone talk about me n my siblings 😂 I am dying

THAT was funny! Which is GOLD! Thank you Andrew Sleighter!

I Am the First to comment?!? Well,what an honor!! Good set,funny guy,relatable material,I’d watch it again.

@nekowerewolf9769

4 жыл бұрын

But youre not

@TheKb117

4 жыл бұрын

earliest comments go down at the bottom, unless upvoted. Petition yt to add sort by oldest. :D