“Why do Vinnies always sound like Vinnies” I almost died

@Michael.Scott.420

4 жыл бұрын

@Angie Peralta he said Vinny

@laststorm1279

4 жыл бұрын

@@Michael.Scott.420 Yeah, it wouldn't make sense if he did say Minnie's.

@catupatree1786

2 жыл бұрын

@@laststorm1279 kevin actually did do a Mickey Mouse voice a few seconds later, as an example of what a non-Vinnie-sounding Vinnie might sound like…are we all psychically linked with kevin?

@LadyCastlevania

Күн бұрын

I have a 2 year old cousin named Vinny. Can confirm, he does sound like a Vinny…

The only thing Kevin has ever stolen is the hearts of his fans

@DuncanWanyoike

5 жыл бұрын

and the lives of multiple innocent sim

@TheIrishDino

5 жыл бұрын

@@DuncanWanyoike oh yeah

@Gayceon

5 жыл бұрын

The literal hearts of the fans

@brianhanar9976

5 жыл бұрын

And all of those black market organs, but that's another story.

@TheIrishDino

5 жыл бұрын

@@DuncanWanyoike wait wh-

"I should be stealing from the rich, giving to the poor..." "The poor being me, of course" 😂😂😂

"I've been hiding in the closet for years. It's not gonna bother me." _Kevin... Is there something you need to tell us?_

@NoLifeButMyOwn

5 жыл бұрын

It's 2018 there's no excuse for this nonsense closet hiding!

@anguspollerd442

5 жыл бұрын

Idk who copied who, but there are 2 of this comment

@kenzzzzie

5 жыл бұрын

Omg... I commented this like legit 20 minutes after the video was uploaded and I didn't see any other comments like that so I feel like I got copied and then they got more likes than me. rip

@Slaint

5 жыл бұрын

no its 2019 @@NoLifeButMyOwn

@NoLifeButMyOwn

5 жыл бұрын

xXThe Pro Gamer jayXx Jay lol Touché

Plot twist: Vinny is the thief and is just talking to himself because he's insane

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

Good plot twist.

@geode6

5 жыл бұрын

And has a knack for old toasters.

@trackernivrig

5 жыл бұрын

And is buying all of the stuff he is selling online.

@zacharyzuchaer564

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! like several of my multiple personalities strangling each-other.

@britishcig5462

5 жыл бұрын

Thief Fight Club

I know a vinny and he has a small new Yorker accent, but I bet he could sound like Mickey if he wanted to.

@OneTrickBrett

5 жыл бұрын

Ariana Williams my dads name is vinny and his last name is Lombardi so ironic

@adrianashton6360

5 жыл бұрын

Ariana Williams captain sauce?

@vare8ikanapsaxnw

5 жыл бұрын

Our jabroni needs to stream with Kevin at some point. Even if it's just Jim Pickens on a murderous rampage while Vinny serenades him with duck noises.

@Thejobz122

5 жыл бұрын

Jabroni shit

@superbrat5690

5 жыл бұрын

One my friends named Vinny is southern

my uncles name is vinny and he sounds like a trash compactor

@firstname7606

5 жыл бұрын

Because he is a trash compactor

@clubchrisette6908

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so freaking hard at this comment.

@antichristsuperstar494

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@antichristsuperstar494

5 жыл бұрын

Omfg that's so original😂😂😂 you should copyright it

@jasoncarswell7458

5 жыл бұрын

My cousin's name is Vinny and he defended me and my friend in a murder trial.

There is a kevin who lives in my closet, and only comes out when we replace the toilet

@agnesnilsson7422

5 жыл бұрын

The_Lee_ Man How? What? He gay?

@Bojacmancork

4 жыл бұрын

How much do you replace your toilet

@nickgirdwood3082

3 ай бұрын

Cat?

When I got robbed, I was awoken by the theif. "What the hell are you doing in my house?" I asked. "I'm looking for valuables", he said. "Well, wake me up again if you find any", I said and went to sleep again.

@DuncanWanyoike

5 жыл бұрын

thief more like 🅵🆁🅴🅴 🆁🅴🅻🅰🆂🆃🅰🆃🅴

@AubreyMK

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boy! we got a comedian over here!

@victor1998-swe

5 жыл бұрын

@@AubreyMK REEEEEEEE

@DuncanWanyoike

5 жыл бұрын

@@AubreyMK comedian more like ᵤₙₒᵣᵢgᵢₙₐₗ ⱼₒₖₑ

@matejcevnik7362

5 жыл бұрын

Free real estate

Thief simulator but I start a kitchen appliances store

@pogpogpurinn

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly yes

Authentic stolen toaster. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. The certificate is also stolen.

Kev is on trending. What a GOAT

@zackarywright1516

5 жыл бұрын

It pays to be faithful to the dear leader as much as brother Kevin.

@DaniIhzaFarrosi

5 жыл бұрын

What's GOAT? Goat animal?

@nuskuper

5 жыл бұрын

@@DaniIhzaFarrosi greatest of all time

@ಇLiv

5 жыл бұрын

Some success is good. He is becoming the next robbaz

@pinky6740

5 жыл бұрын

@@DaniIhzaFarrosi fallout's Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

Yet you stole my heart, Kevin.

@ItsJade17

5 жыл бұрын

I want your profile picture 😂

@im_zenkai

5 жыл бұрын

then just screenshot his pfp

@jasmineparisttv

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Mole, is Mole2 available to talk?

@romeoroben890

5 жыл бұрын

Gayyy

@frankofthefilth295

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Mole, is Mole 2 available?

Basically Sims 4 with kleptomaniac trait.

@marcimar0

5 жыл бұрын

Sulaco F1 this video is the life of Jim Pickens

How have I not discovered this hilarious Irish young lad sooner?!

@NearlyH3adlessNick

5 жыл бұрын

He's the Dear Leader! And if you dont get the joke you need to watch a whole lot more videos lol starting with the sims series (personal suggestion, but it makes alot of his other stuff make a bit of sense lol)

@kooshamokhbery3581

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought 7 months ago, love him! Kevin really is under appreciated!

@LAKid8324

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I did sooner

@agnesnilsson7422

5 жыл бұрын

NearlyH3adlessNick He is not the dear leader! YOU should watch more videos! It is Jim that’s the dear leader😡😂💕

@lucidcactus4042

4 жыл бұрын

I found him randomly. He's like an even funnier version of videogamedunkey. Kevin completely ruined him for me

I know a vinny, he looks like he's from the 50s and carries a switch blade and comb

@cvspvr

3 жыл бұрын

is the switchblade and comb separate or is it like one of those switchblade combs?

@Terabyt_Abyssal

3 жыл бұрын

@@cvspvr he has a comb and a switchblade comb

@Sigmamale90087

3 жыл бұрын

@@Terabyt_Abyssal imagine the board meeting. All right we need a new hair product. A switchblade comb!

@marijuanaknowsomething6743

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sigmamale90087 lol like the razor blade comb from family guy

"Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

@vaguesneakthiefgaming182

5 жыл бұрын

*THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD*

@typicalloudparrot1744

5 жыл бұрын

Watched the Live Stream, I C

@Defeater33ify

5 жыл бұрын

Typical LoudParrot you know 😂

@r4ndom7000

5 жыл бұрын

have you heard of the high elves?

@hhghhhhhhhfdsss

5 жыл бұрын

“Come now, there’s no need to get violent”

Hey Kevin is Mole2 avaible to talk right now?

@KattalystFr

5 жыл бұрын

*gun shots in background*

@Kelly_C

5 жыл бұрын

more like bore ragnarok

@milladegerman1525

5 жыл бұрын

No sorry. :/

‘I’ve been hiding in the closet for years, it’s really not going to bother me’ Got something to tell us Kevin?

@emmettld32

5 жыл бұрын

sophie I have been scrolling through the comments waiting for one like this!!!

@monowashere8019

5 жыл бұрын

emmettld32 me too omg

@deivis1091

5 жыл бұрын

It was a clever hint to all of us

@FakeDessert

5 жыл бұрын

I scrolled through so many comments and none talked about this

@CallumKartoredjo

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin makes this joke almost once every 5-10 videos, this never occured to any of you?

"All Vinnys, leave a comment so I can know what you sound like"

That Mickey Mouse voice at the beginning was perfect!

@Punttipate62

5 жыл бұрын

No, it was Vinny

Thief Simulator but I can't think of a clever comment.

@NithinJune

5 жыл бұрын

Ya

@filipsandrejevs9549

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676

5 жыл бұрын

BORE RAGNOROK

@user-pc3sw6dp1f

5 жыл бұрын

Thief simulation but I can’t think of a clever response to your comment

@TheIrishDino

5 жыл бұрын

When in doubt Ragnarok it out

"why are you buying things from thieves for tools" I realize he just mixed it up but the concept of a thief on thieves for tools is hilarious 😆

if you're taking suggestions, can you try Scribblenauts? it's a fun game where you "create" things to help / hurt people POG

@liabonsal4776

4 жыл бұрын

Just letting you know in case you didn't, Kevin is playing Scribblenauts now.

Play Battle for Bikini Bottom in honor of Stephen Hillinburg. Edit: I can't believe this comment got this many comments...

@bradyward2177

5 жыл бұрын

This ^

@cynthiaaaa5204

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550

5 жыл бұрын

I just so glad many people agree with this request.

@thomastime4615

5 жыл бұрын

Rip

@cuterview

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

yall have heard of robbery bob, now get ready for felony kev

@donniemorford3279

5 жыл бұрын

Thief Keith

That Mickey voice was on point.

@Moody-Boy

5 жыл бұрын

Becky The Epic Nerd: I was searching for this comment. I’m surprised that a Mickey Mouse voice comment isn’t one of the top 3. His voice was soo damn on point as you said

kevin: *gets hit by a car* also kevin: *tries to hit everyone he sees with a car*

@Ougerosity598

2 жыл бұрын

It's only fair, after all. 🚘

@finmiles965

2 жыл бұрын

This is 2 years too late but… You could say it’s Car-ma

I'm having a "dark day" today. No online stuff and no gaming... but I will never miss my daily dose of Kevin. The Dear Leader would excommunicate me otherwise, and by excommunicate I mean force me to eat at his restaurant.

@scrotumus

5 жыл бұрын

Best to you, hope the day gets better

@AubreyMK

5 жыл бұрын

doing well I see!

@lilydarlow1951

5 жыл бұрын

If you aren’t online today, how come you are on the internet?

@Hello-there120

5 жыл бұрын

By no online stuff he means no pornhub

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hello-there120 but NNN is over!

Hey kevin, is mole2 available to talk?

I loved this one. "Just for pissing me off, now you can't piss at all." Hahaha

"I hope he gets his own copshow. He did well" This was gold lol

pleaseee do another desperate housewives part ur last video had me laughing so hard i almost died

@js7934

5 жыл бұрын

Get well soon!

@revanveran5325

5 жыл бұрын

@@js7934 Lol, very clever, well wishes, try not to die Victoria ;P

@victoria2425

5 жыл бұрын

London Adams if he makes a part 2 i’m done for

@revanveran5325

5 жыл бұрын

@@victoria2425 We can't have that, you must harden your heart by surrounding it with steel to protect against heart attack

@ThatGuy-en2nn

5 жыл бұрын

I think he's out of ideas for that one. He's already covered everything from extreme mood swings to having sex with everyone within a 100 yard radius. I really don't think there is much more desperate housewives he can cover.

Kevin kn every other game where youre not supposed to steal stuff: *Is a great thief* Actual thieves game: *Worst thief ever*

Hey Kevin is Vinny available to talk?

@yellowbirdie7182

5 жыл бұрын

не понял

@JeanMarceaux

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin is just Vinny doing Irish accent.

@blazegriffon

3 жыл бұрын

vinny2 available to talk?Hi Kevin! Is

Thief: *steals cup* Thief: can u do that kev? Kevin: yeah Kevin: *steals the thiefs cup*

Nice car! I wonder how many pots and pans he had to sell to get that?

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

At least five.

@p1gam3yteam25

5 жыл бұрын

The Aroused Eunuch well you are techically not wrong

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

@@p1gam3yteam25 That depends on how much people value pots and pans around there. What if pots and pans are to this game what caps are to Fallout 3? :)

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

5 жыл бұрын

The Aroused Eunuch very true

@beththedarkmage3359

5 жыл бұрын

Only three, two of them were antiques.

DAY 7 OF ASKING KEVIN TO SING COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

@oakleybaker2413

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@danielpalvie6647

5 жыл бұрын

I shall join your struggle to get the great leader to sing country roads😌

@charmeloonn9579

5 жыл бұрын

DAY 1 OF REALLY HOPING HE WILL NOW

@liamkelly9832

5 жыл бұрын

Take me home...to the place that I belong..West Virginia. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN IN KEVIN'S VOICE

@biznubizzness4783

5 жыл бұрын

You have my full support of this campaign.

I once stole a person. I think his name was Santa Clause. He just lives in my basement. Wait, why is their a bald man, grim reaper, and thousands of ghosts in my house? Weird.

@saethumthetyrant

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

Fave moment: 11:27 Kevin panicking, carrying a printer, running through rooms OH GOD THERE'S SOMEONE HOME -chucks printer- I THINK I THREW A PRINTER AT HIM That dude dropped like a printer thrown across a room xD

Call Me Kevin but the only thing he's stealing is our hearts

@KevinMcScrooge

5 жыл бұрын

gae

@joshbrown4079

5 жыл бұрын

Think I may have heard this one before...

@mateorocha4727

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshbrown4079 Welp i havent

@mateorocha4727

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshbrown4079 nevermind i read more of the comments and now my everything hurts

@joshbrown4079

5 жыл бұрын

Mateo Rocha haha your good

My name is Vinny and I think I sound like Jim Pickens.

@Christirenee93

5 жыл бұрын

Vin Pickens. 😂

@liz8597

5 жыл бұрын

@@Christirenee93 oh my god I'd love to see that, Jim's crazy Italian American uncle

Perfectly missed joke. 1:34 "Why am I just stealing all of their pot"

3:00: It looks like the center of his face was being sucked in, and the nose was put there as a plug to stop it.

please do more desperate housewives

Being a thief isn't something for Kevin. I'm leaning more to a criminal who's also a slaver who tortures and kills people for fun.

One day Kevin's outro is gonna be 10 mins of reading patreon names really quickly :D

When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought this was Hitman. Only after I clicked on the video did I realize that he is indeed the same Hitman.

I once stole my own money

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

Did you manage to run away from yourself?

@vaguesneakthiefgaming182

5 жыл бұрын

*STOP* you violated the law

@ericatgmail8851

5 жыл бұрын

Stop. I violated the law.

@patoa3481

5 жыл бұрын

*Take it* it's worthless to me anyway

@anguspollerd442

5 жыл бұрын

Puts 5 dollars in pocket *Pulls out 10*

looks like the only thing you're able to steal is my heart

@joshbrown4079

5 жыл бұрын

annallisee looks like the only thing your able to steal is this comment

@fantage20012

5 жыл бұрын

Is Kevin a Phantom Thief then?

0:33: **Italian accent** "They always sound like hardened criminals" This steams my cannolis.

As always, great video Kevin, would not mind if there were to be a part 2 ^^ Also, I remember watching a Vlog kinda thing where you talked about getting hit by the car in a bit more detail. Might we get a status update at some point? I remember you said that you couldn't really lift your arms, I think above your shoulders, or something like that?

@xtakenkhan5296

5 жыл бұрын

That was a couple years ago when he got hit by the car.

Just looking in the comments for anyone named vinney so I can like it lol

@zyborg1256

5 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!

Hey, it's me Vinny! Heyy some dope left a flashlight on the ground

@knownas2017

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Vinny left that there..

Man that pawn shop is generous! $40 for a toaster?! That's more than I got when I pawned my Xbox 360 AND ps3 together a few years ago lmao

At 1:20 "Time to redistribute a little wealth" VINNY IS GROGNAK CONFIRMED

Thief simulator? Cool, I always wanted to work at EA.

@trackernivrig

5 жыл бұрын

lol. Good one.

Thanks for being such a friend. I’ve been having a couple rough couple of months and when it gets bad I just watch your videos and laugh. Thanks for the smile Kevin 💛

@sherryiguess

5 жыл бұрын

"i've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. some come from ahead and some come from behind. but I've bought a big bat, i'm all ready you see. now my troubles are going to have troubles with me". hang in there friend

@queenyellow6714

5 жыл бұрын

Sherry Not Cherry I absolutely loved that thank you 💛💛

I literally got a thief simulator ad after I was 4 minutes into the video. Literally the exact same game. Why KZread you really think I want to play that? No I want to watch Kevin play it. Those are two completely different things

That's for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all

Me: wow fun game how much is it? . . . . . Steam: $19.99 . . . Me: Nah.

@thoup

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Lol

@evaspeis9434

5 жыл бұрын

Skidrow

@VictoriaOwlCat

5 жыл бұрын

Ricky Roro $20?! I mean, yeah it looks fun, but god damn!

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

5 жыл бұрын

no way that game is worth 20 it looks like its still in early access....and tbh i dont even get why u would pay for early acceess,, its just a testing stage, then u have ALPHA and BETA before the real deal.

@maggot5132

5 жыл бұрын

@@evaspeis9434 you know what's up

i have a mate called vinny has a high voice

3:09 He looks more like his face was flattened when his phone slipped from his hands while laying in bed.

2:45 good old “thieves 4 tools”

Thief Simulator but I NEED to bring back Stardew Valley

I love how when Kevin is supposed to be the bad guy he isn’t but when he is supposed to be the good guys he kills everyone it’s great

“Rob the tea pot, I hope there’s tea in it”. Spill the tea sis

"Just for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all". 😄😄Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.

My friend called vinny acts like a hardened criminal but sounds like a gnome if they could talk

Creepy guy in a chair fav anime character

13:46 _Kevin... did you just try to tell us something?_

I’m looking through the comment section for a vinny, can’t find one, this is a sad day.

Theif simulator more like Jim stealing

@brianisme6498

5 жыл бұрын

Jim stealing more like boreragnorak

@mr.unfunny9368

5 жыл бұрын

Cheese Face bore ragnorok more like Jim stealing

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Cool profile pic.

@mr.unfunny9368

5 жыл бұрын

Rafael Alódio well thank u

@motherlyfather9871

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Pickings

To everyone watching have a great week

All those "closet jokes" are #relatable always makes me laugh my ass off and then I internally cry

Theif by night, chef by day, Arrives with new utensils everyday. Hard Bars.

*I once stole air from The planet earth*

@yusaika

5 жыл бұрын

Same here! The experience was breathtaking

@cryzone2376

5 жыл бұрын

hi again grandma i saw u at skeppy

"*Theives for tools*" 🤔

@im_zenkai

5 жыл бұрын

mimi 9505 whats with the **?

@hhghhhhhhhfdsss

5 жыл бұрын

* * makes the text bold like *this* - - makes the text with a strike through like -this- _ _ makes the text italic like _this_ Or you can combine them like *_-this-_*

@im_zenkai

5 жыл бұрын

MattDoesStuff yeah I know, but he did it wrong, it was supposed to be *"Thieves for tools"* not the other way around.

@hhghhhhhhhfdsss

5 жыл бұрын

I know that, I was just letting him know.

There’s a character named Vinnie on this New Zealand show called Shortland Street and he was very muscular, athletic, strong, etc. but surprisingly, he was more of a hard working family guy who was only tough when he had to be to either protect himself, his family or his friends/co-workers.

6:02 They're normal and they're static That moving junk they've had it They're farthest from a manic The Idol Family

I think Vinny is supernatural.

Kevin should change his Channel name for one day to CallmeCreepyguyinachair

In life, when being chased by cops because you committed robbery, hit a pedestrian with a car to load a checkpoint.

I imagine Kevin being one of those old-school cartoon thieves that creeps in with dramatically sneaky steps while some mischievous jazz plays in the back. All while wearing black and white stripes. I just read that back and realised how much I thought that through....wow

thief simulator: kevin: i don't know what im going to be doing thief simulator: am i a joke to you

This actually looks like a pretty fun game

Watching Call Me Kevin but I take a shot every time he: mentions getting hit by a car, says "feck", sings, or kills someone.

The car didnt hit Kevin, Kevin hit the car with the punch of a true Irishman! The mechanic definately had a problem!

2:20 you know, places like tools4thieves and stealyourforums miiiight be fbi honeypots

@NeighborSenpai

5 жыл бұрын

redmanticore they probably not because you buy from them like all the game and the FBI doesn't investigate

@trackernivrig

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: Boot means Trunk

Imagine finding that someone broke your window, got into your house, and all they did was ransack your kitchen of all places - including a couple of pots, a saucepan, and your old toaster up to a magnificent grand total of thirty dollars. I'd be more baffled and sympathetic than angry to be honest. Poor bloke really needed kitchen appliances...

ok but the mickey impression was actually the best

Hey, it's me, Vinny.

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

But are you?

"He doesn't like eye contact." I feel personally attacked.

I think i finally kno why i enjoy watchin CMK and DF so much; i cannot enter a game without hvy research into it first just cuz of who i am as a person. I devour all the strats and tips i can before startin a game i rly like bcuz its just not enjoyable for me to be the one knowin nothin about the game and bein confused xD But i love watchin other ppl in that position cuz it lets me exp it in a way where i dont have to suffer it. I rly dont like not knowin exactly what im gettin into, its a neurodivergent thing for me. Even with games i wanna be able to script it somewhat; or elee i restart dozens of times until i kno what im doin and can do that xD

I just laughed way too hard at the part when you panicked, grabbed a printer and ran into the owner hahahahah

Kevin never left the closest

Theif Simulator but it's not a PS2 game

Great to see Kev on trending. He deserves it for the quality of vids he makes!

1:06 We all knew what we heard when he said 'There’s a flashlight on the ground' mhmm dirty boys