I love how Kevin went into a stunned silence when he accidentally threw the heart out of the ambulance.

@lonesamurai9392

5 жыл бұрын

I ll just put some ice on it :D

@jakeyjakeybooboo

5 жыл бұрын

“Accidentally”

@cokguzeladam

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakeyjakeybooboo yep ur right "accidentally"

@cobymccarthy1088

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@Coolgamer-qw3gk

4 жыл бұрын

dergeier117 that was my favorite part I was bust out laughing xd

Don't you hate it when you are driving behind a ambulance and the paramedic keeps throwing organs out the back plus it keeps hitting your wind shield

@trindalas

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Martinez needed to paint my car anyway so it’s all good, he’s painting it red for me.

@Chosen1Creator

5 жыл бұрын

That's free money right there. I'm sure they're worth something in the black market.

@zerogamer1161

5 жыл бұрын

jugyuuuf[rg707edyk9r67hydeTY4FG57UT4jkrfesoku6rtygceawahthfgcffudrr6hhikevinhhhhf5drfyhhj find the word KEVIN

@the_great_tigorian_channel

5 жыл бұрын

An ambulance chaser huh? The world could do with less lawyers you know. 😜

@dylang1138

5 жыл бұрын

relatable

*starts a tooth transplant * 5 minutes in "Whats a quick and painless way to kill a man?" * drills directly into his ear*

@crimsonknight5025

4 жыл бұрын

Hes going for the Gabriel Miller approach I see

@ncrtrooper2856

4 жыл бұрын

I read this right when he said it

@biboymasky2647

3 жыл бұрын

Checks out

"Good thing surgery has so much room for mistakes, its all about trial and error" 😳

@andylagger551

2 жыл бұрын

Surgeon simulator at launch: A souls-like experience where you battle your own keyboard for controls of your fingers in a high stake game with the patience’s life. Surgeon simulator in VR: Basically a torture sim where you’re allowed total freedom to violate people’s bodies in a variety of ways and no consequences to speak of!

@Krokoklemmee

9 ай бұрын

there's a reason why it's called "practicing medicine"

What’s the best way to kill him humanly *stuffs drill in ear*

@eliteofartorias9162

5 жыл бұрын

Humanely*

@ttig4044

5 жыл бұрын

@@eliteofartorias9162 no

@eliteofartorias9162

5 жыл бұрын

TTIG uh yeah. IdiotXD

@mrzandenofficial2190

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin is the best teacher

@alpha-pathetic4168

5 жыл бұрын

*Hey! Another grammar nazi!*

If I were laying down for surgery, saw my doctor throwing organs out the ambulance, shouting that I’ll probably die anyways while holding a giant hammer and a plastic spoon, then drawing me a picture of the two of us in the back of the ambulance, well let’s just say I’d be slightly terrified

@jolenethellama

5 жыл бұрын

I'm dying hard by laughing right now 🤣 These are the moments I hate that I have roommates 😅

@zach11241

5 жыл бұрын

If you were laying down while the doctor was tossing your organs out? Laying down? Awake? Just a wee bit terrifying! :)

@hobbitpeddler4267

5 жыл бұрын

Very slightly

@asdfpoop33921

5 жыл бұрын

Just do what he did at 9:41

@scatteredut1053

5 жыл бұрын

Just a little terrified yea me too

Kevin: *Literally smashes the patient’s skull with a saw* Patient: *Dies* Kevin: *WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK?!?!*

9:42 imagine this: You just heard about your loved one’s death. You ask what went wrong. “He died during surgery,” a doctor sadly tells you. You ask if there was any recordings or security footage. The doctor hands you a USB and ushers you home. When you arrive, you look at the footage. “I’m SoRrY kEvIn,” he says, tears forming at your eyes. “I’m JuSt So DaMn StUpId. PlEaSe KiLl Me.” The footage cuts off as you burst into tears. You know the truth, but at what cost?

@crispyeggroll6725

4 жыл бұрын

Sketch UT *sh*ts on table*

@randallthescandall7029

4 жыл бұрын

whats missing from A_SCHWITZ ?____ ANSWER: U Kevin was probably the therapist

@theofromwiisports8231

4 жыл бұрын

You spent too much time on this comment

@boatymcboatface5195

3 жыл бұрын

9:42

@shooterface1232

3 жыл бұрын

plus, he's battering him the entire time, and wondering why he even has to do it, expressing little to no care about his patient's life.

“Ok he’s dead” is the motto of this channel.

@trindalas

5 жыл бұрын

Dave Boi He’s dead, Jim.

@forayz2385

5 жыл бұрын

No it's the ring of fire

@skullj2872

5 жыл бұрын

Ok he's dead? More like Bore Ragnarok

@Safiyahalishah

5 жыл бұрын

'Oh, I killed him.'

@jediptjedipt7594

5 жыл бұрын

"How did I do that!?"

I absolutely died when you dropped the heart out of the ambulance

@gkdani7525

5 жыл бұрын

Blue 8120 i did too lol

@loganhoover3707

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@DapperDino11

5 жыл бұрын

I have not laughed this hard in a while

@rabidgamer2148

5 жыл бұрын

Anybody who didn't laugh at that is not human

@svoont

5 жыл бұрын

Was that a joke like it was meant to be your heart because im getting mixed signals

I live in New Orleans, and we always throw organs instead of beads. I caught a new large intestine last year, and this Mardi Gras I want a brain.

@brianhanar9976

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine flashing a guy on Mardi Gras and the guy throws a warm, bloody liver at you instead of beads.

@napsbrickrailways2290

4 жыл бұрын

I will throw a brain so hard at you, I might win a stuffed animal

@flamingfoxx

2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of people want brain at Mardi Gras

im absolutely dead at 2:58 OMG

@swanihilator6748

5 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@Medusa_The-Bard

4 жыл бұрын

I died at evey part

@cheemsburgar9709

4 жыл бұрын

Think kevin did that on purpose

@alexluther2628

4 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@armywife04012000

4 жыл бұрын

So your the patient rn xr

So this is what Hitman would be like as a surgeon.

@diniswr9434

5 жыл бұрын

The next victim survived brain trauma,go into his hospital and kill him without raising suspicion.

@brockmmvi

5 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to bash his skull with a tomahawk*

@Eugene4251

5 жыл бұрын

The slater*

@yousseftaimour4854

5 жыл бұрын

You've seen The Slater, now get ready for *Surgeon Simulator*

@robertoharvey2711

5 жыл бұрын

coolgirlhd.com/51_k164118d.html

"The brain jiggles to stimulate thought"

@sebkiely5880

4 жыл бұрын

xd

@sebkiely5880

4 жыл бұрын

on that part i laughed so hard

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

"Hold on, let me think." _wobble_ _wobble_ _wobble_

Kevin: sorry sir you have the wrong shapes eyeballs we have to put you down guy driving the ambulance: "hears a thump from the back and blood splashes against the window" also the guy driving the ambulance: *stress level 99%*

@deaconblackwood6785

5 жыл бұрын

infinite's ghost Patient's lawyer:He was bleeding!BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY!BUT YOU STABBED HIM,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

@yoelmio533

5 жыл бұрын

@@deaconblackwood6785JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?!

@arkhamshade2198

5 жыл бұрын

There was 28 stab wounds

@confuse1400

4 жыл бұрын

@@deaconblackwood6785 Eeeyyy?Detroit Become Human!

@kengiro0599

4 жыл бұрын

@@confuse1400 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!

"Lungs connected to the sidewalk, liver connected to the sidewalk" That line really hits deep

@footloosegenius2242

Жыл бұрын

Actually it hit the sidewalk

@SheepBoi8024

Жыл бұрын

@@footloosegenius2242 It was a fairly forceful throw, it's definitely connected to it.

@footloosegenius2242

Жыл бұрын

@@SheepBoi8024 the joke was about the second line

@SheepBoi8024

Жыл бұрын

@@footloosegenius2242 Oh my God I'm fucking dumb, sorry

@footloosegenius2242

Жыл бұрын

@@SheepBoi8024 don't worry, you're technically still right

Employer-“do you have experience with dead bodies???” Kevin-*flash backs to all the murder In the theme parks fecktopia and Jim* Kevin-“yep yep yep”

@globe2749

5 жыл бұрын

Employer-“Kevin I’m not your patie-“

@liz8597

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin could get a job as an undertaker no problem

@devmin_dot_exe6551

5 жыл бұрын

The King of Morons Kevin- I find blood really FECKEN erotic.

@TheKingOfSoup

5 жыл бұрын

Fectopia?

@djstalin6927

5 жыл бұрын

Senõr burrito he killed all the people in fecktopia!

a 12 minute documentary of Kevin’s descent into insanity.

@madhouse2594

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's already insane

@sderoz40

5 жыл бұрын

@@madhouse2594 yep

@Ricekrispy10

5 жыл бұрын

I read this as he started doing the voice for the eye surgery lmfao

@gabrielv.4358

5 ай бұрын

lololololollolololololololololl

"Wait, what's in here?" **Throws heart out of ambulance**

@BMAN-eb4jk

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll just put some ice on him.

“The eyes rejected you sir were gonna have to put you down the most humane way possible *proceeds to bash head in with vcr* “

No one needs to worry. "Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law" will handle the malpractice suits.

@ravenrose1076

5 жыл бұрын

Alcatraz That guy on the internet grognak's a good lawyer 😀

@baconous689

5 жыл бұрын

Caaaveman laaaawyer

@hanezutchins2786

5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe...the Silver Shroud!

Good thing Kevin is the only doctor that works in that hospital. God knows who else would work here if Kevin is the best option

@gunpingu4364

5 жыл бұрын

they only let him operate on anti-vaxxers why give them skilled doctors when they obviously dont care about their body

@elijahj1044

5 жыл бұрын

They probably have more workers but put Kevin in a different building and he just works on dead people

@fledpaper8009

5 жыл бұрын

LET HIM OPERATE IN EVERY ANTI-VAXXER

@ayytygv

5 жыл бұрын

Hes so good he does everything from dentistry to heart transplants

@hamonrye7415

5 жыл бұрын

:(

7:28 as an italian i can confirm this is 100 percent accurate

@Shadowkirby14

5 жыл бұрын

Vento Aureo dub confirmed

@alioc3298

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

2:55 leaked footage of kim jong uns heart surgery

Surgeon Simultaor VR but I'm secretly a serial killer

@ban-crafted4201

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Get a life

@callmemanfox9141

5 жыл бұрын

F

@ginieljoubert2427

5 жыл бұрын

GET A JOB JUSTIN

@bkelley

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you

@parker4914

5 жыл бұрын

FUCKKKKKK HOW ARE YOU DO HERE

I love how he acts like a literal child when playing with someones organs

10:32 sounds like a Broadway villain.

@yds2m

4 жыл бұрын

he's the evil dentist from little shop of horrors

God I love how comical it is when he throws the heart out the back

Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 1 Consecutive BR counter: 1

@WhatsHisFace12346

5 жыл бұрын

I get my info from _reliable_ sources

@groudon4105

5 жыл бұрын

I will fight to the end to keep this going

@_honeycrystals_

5 жыл бұрын

Ah yes.

@Falloutnoob-ib7hr

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Kevin

@afishwithagun2190

5 жыл бұрын

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year:1 BR counter:2

Press F to pay respect to Kevin's "patients" Bore Ragnarok

@stillburninup

5 жыл бұрын

F

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

F

@grilledtatertots6905

5 жыл бұрын

I like trains more than the fridge

@jimbobtsog5666

5 жыл бұрын

F

@nukeme1327

5 жыл бұрын

F

“Aww I killed him.” -Call Me Kevin 2019

0:42 Recording with a camera while failing horribly at surgery *-Cioccolata is that you-*

@mmaaoorr

5 жыл бұрын

seven page muda love

@jolynekujobackfromprison744

4 жыл бұрын

Possible Diavolo death.

@user-sw1qw9yi5e

4 жыл бұрын

Secco is that you-

@yamato6764

4 жыл бұрын

Goddammit now Kevin is a Jojo reference

Will the patients be added to the Dear Leader’s graveyard collection?

@ninakuup21

5 жыл бұрын

Huh why, they seem fine to me, I'm sure they'll live

3:27 - No Kevin, I think it was the *prick holding the injection* that killed him...

@starlosout

5 жыл бұрын

Probably the best comment ive seen

@i.ii.8140

5 жыл бұрын

One day you will find Gavin

@starlosout

5 жыл бұрын

Gavin will never be fregegtn... Never fregto...

already 1:08 and kevin has already done the ok fingers.

@eggcellenteggies399

5 жыл бұрын

axel 0:13

0:42 *Cioccolata intensifies*

Surgeon simulator VR but Kevin kidnapped the real doctor

@bard0r606

5 жыл бұрын

To the bindooooooooow, to the baaaalll. Berom skrt skrt skrt skrtskrt, berom skrt skrt skrt skrtskrtskrt. To the bindow!

@counterfeit1148

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin kidneypped the real doctor.

Surgeon simulator but it has more deaths than the Sims

Guys I’m just saying... has anyone ever seen Kevin and Johnny Cash in the same room?

@NuggetMeme

5 жыл бұрын

Nah cause johnny cash is dead

@napsbrickrailways2290

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget does not think Johnny cash is alive, Nugget is sad

@aguycalledjamal

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget good point P.S who do you think has the best interpretation of you

@EE-uv2ml

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda sounds Cartman From Southpark. Sorry if i spelt his name wrong

3:32 this is my King crimson power

In Russia, hospital does not hire you, you hire hospital.

@wannabecliffburton4275

5 жыл бұрын

Ive seen you before

@thewishingpig

5 жыл бұрын

@@wannabecliffburton4275 Yeah I used to see him all the time, in 1987, when that joke was funny.

@cypher2194

5 жыл бұрын

Have i seen u before?

@vanessalozano7160

5 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that as soon as i saw Russia i read this comment with a Russian accent lol

@vAqeii

5 жыл бұрын

@Seledoon army GASP

The amount of voices he uses in this episode makes the voices in my head confused.

"Oh what's this? Oh-oh-oh-!" *drops heart out of moving vehicle, staring as it rolls away* Me: *trying to breathe because I'm laughing too hard*

@logicalchicken7132

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody forgets his amazingly smooth recovery "Just put some ice on that" while sounding panicked.

@brambleberryproductions1235

5 жыл бұрын

@@logicalchicken7132 I didn't. It's absolutely beautiful.

@urgedpanda

4 жыл бұрын

leaked footage of kim jung un surgery

@BMAN-eb4jk

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll just put some ice on him

@brambleberryproductions1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@BMAN-eb4jk Good luck :3

"WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK?!" Kevin says while he saws a man's brain in half

Who else stops whatever they’re doing to watch kevin

@arnoldrimmer960

5 жыл бұрын

You mean stop watching his old videos

@jimmountofolives3682

5 жыл бұрын

You’re Green y👏🏻e👏🏻s

@Livi2112

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, trust me when I say there is no harder choice than RDR2 or Kevin.

@genetiksknoll9269

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@Somebodyelse141

5 жыл бұрын

It's a problem

4:56 Dr.Strange origin, this is how he destroyed his hands and became the sorcerer supreme.

*Accidentally throws heart out of van* *Proceeds to hit patient with axe.*

Whenever I need another surgery, I hope the surgeon is as good as Kevin

*Saws the guy's face off* Shocked: oh he died!!!

i'd let this handsome and very skilled surgeon operate on me any day

@Button20

5 жыл бұрын

well it would be the last thing you ever do 😂😂

I legit have not laughed this hard in probably all my life.

"I'm not just any doctor... I am the doctor with my sonic screw driver" That part dude hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Surgeon Simulator VR but im actually a plague doctor

@louissykes2406

5 жыл бұрын

Skull256YEA beautiful profile pic

@trindalas

5 жыл бұрын

In Kevin’s case it would mean giving them the plague not curing it. XD

@Cocogasm

5 жыл бұрын

Skull256YEA a

@superbeavers7645

5 жыл бұрын

Is it visiting day yet?

Only hospital that would accept Kevin is the hospital that he made himself on Twin Point hospital. _Nobody denies kevin_ *Not even Kevin himself*

2:55 Professional surgeon throws human heart out the window.

kevins lil laugh at 3:32 made my heart smile

The hardest I ever laughed at a video ever. Thank you Kevin. I died at the part where you took the guys mouth in the ambulance and he said that sounds fine

Just finished watching one video and then you instantly upload another. What a mad lad

I fell off my bed laughing when you pushed the IV thing out of the ambulance The part is at 8:48

@BMAN-eb4jk

3 жыл бұрын

And that tool was the only keeping that man alive because he definitely is not...

@hunterwilliams1801

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm sure we didn't need it but we may have needed the tool that jumped out with it" LMAO

“Stabs saw into skull” WHY ARE U SO WEAK!!

9:40 I absolutely lost it

@insanegridOG

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jtrader1999

4 жыл бұрын

I fuckin replayed like 10 times each time more hysterical then the last

Hi Kevin I just wanted to thank you for making me laugh. 2019 has gotten off to a bad start. I'm glad you're there to brighten my day

@catriona5268

5 жыл бұрын

Goth Potato Sorry to hear that, hope things start looking up for you!

@lavenderbees

5 жыл бұрын

@@catriona5268 Thank you i appreciate it

@dansuchansupankurampu3511

5 жыл бұрын

Goth Potato He makes everyone laugh =)

@falconrain3249

5 жыл бұрын

Me too cuz my house got robbed

-You got the footage, did'nt you, Secco? -6:03 -YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI

6:11 When you ask for just a trim

Hey, Call Me Kevin, I know that you were responsible for Warden Schwarz's death. He was a dear friend of mine, and I won't rest until you've paid for what you've done.

@xathios3907

5 жыл бұрын

Mdickieeeee

When are you bringing back baking bad?

Surgeon simulator but I'm trying *not to die in a quiet work environment*

Leaked Ciocolatta OVA

3:39 Stand name-[METALLICA] Stand master-Kevin

@Shadowkirby14

5 жыл бұрын

He'd definitely be Cioccolata

@tamedpassions9523

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf is a stand

@crazyroundman7049

5 жыл бұрын

@@tamedpassions9523 Its clearly a persona reference.

@lemonadesauce227

5 жыл бұрын

Who did you and Metallica see

Hmmm, for some odd reason I feel as if this hospital has a very high fatality rate.

this man better voice cioccolata in the vento aureo dub. kevin is a perfect fit

9:06 killed me.

@Lucas-wm7cw

5 жыл бұрын

Is that you Bob

@mar7hy368

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-wm7cw yes, it literally killed me.

Okay but your italian accent was scarily similar to the actual northern one

Day 33 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads

@Karis94

5 жыл бұрын

We just need a video of Kevin singing to be honest. I don't even care what

@pytexshiv

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of asking Ali TEM to sing Take me home country roads

@ammwalks13

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 33

@ArtseyGurl

5 жыл бұрын

That's RTs thing tho

9:44 has me crying 😂

🎶Your organs are painted on the... side walk 🎶

“Surgery is just trial and error” Kevin 2019 3 days later he was taken in for questioning

I died laughing imagining if this was real, some pedestrian is just walking down the street and sees a flying heart from the back of an ambulance-

Thing is, all the things thrown out of the ambulance can be sold when found, thanks for the free money Kevin!

Take a shot each time he says something related to “Oh, I killed him”

6:08 - 6:10 literally the greatest clip of CMK ever

@Slugger11111

5 жыл бұрын

*BONK*

Rewatching this and realized that kevin killed him twice LITERALLY in one minute.

Kevin people like you are the reason I'm deathly terrified of the dentist.

9:13 is when I died. The fucking _sound!_

3:41 and on that day Kevin made a partner who can phaze into the ground and obtained a power to create mold that eats people alive

What's the most painless way to kill a man? 1:49

2:58 Best and funniest part of the video, hands down! 🤣

2:58 Live footage of Kim Jung Un`s heart surgery

Wait, why are they letting a regular surgeon do anything with teeth? Why is no one questioning this?!

@trindalas

5 жыл бұрын

Balabeon OFFICIAL because that guy is the last person that questioned it. Shhhhhhh, Kevin is looking in your direction!

@balabeon250

5 жыл бұрын

Trindalas Valadaros ahhh, now it makes sense.

Finally I was waiting for this

3:00 and it was at that moment that kevin knew he fecked up

2:12 *SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*

Should. Emphasis on SHOULD. That doesn't mean they cant, doesn't mean they won't, and doesn't mean they haven't already.

Surgeon Simulator, but I secretly never went to medical school

@couldbeme5561

5 жыл бұрын

sgt Hale107 “Secretly”

9:08 it has the "To Be Continued" song

@alioc3298

3 жыл бұрын

Roundabout

Even the machines fear...I mean admire the dear leader.

“Congratulast-“ *hangs up* “O-oh ok then” I wish I could hang up on people that fast

2:58 was... really cartoonish.

@MilkAndCerealYTP

3 жыл бұрын

CallMeKevin: The Cartoon Series

Dr. Kevin: "If I can't bring the teeth to the jaw, i'll bring the jaw to the teeth"

Surgeon Simulator VR but no -hospital- *one* should hire me