"Surgeon Simulator but the only degree I have is 1st degree murder"

@kayla4551

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@Thunderbolt-jy2nn

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayla4551 reddit is down the hall to the left.

@brutongaster3253

4 жыл бұрын

@Eliem Pineda across from Tik tok

@ghosty3034

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@kevthacube7325

3 жыл бұрын

@@brutongaster3253 next to 4-chan

Imagine getting anesthesia and before you go to sleep, you see Kevin

@kleptrep94

5 жыл бұрын

I mean you just described my every wet dream dude.

@ItsJade17

5 жыл бұрын

You know you're in good hands

@SkiddlyBink

5 жыл бұрын

i had surgery on friday and i love kevin but im kinda glad i didnt watch this video beforehand

@davooooooooo

5 жыл бұрын

@@iroooonn Dude 1 in 25 people woke up from anesthesia in the middle of an operation

@Ghettowater

5 жыл бұрын

Adrian Chavez id hope he’d take advantage of my lifeless body

Fun Fact: You have to be awake during certain types of brain surgery. The actual brain doesn’t feel pain. And they numb they area they cut into. They need you awake to be able to see if something goes horribly wrong such as becoming paralyzed, blindness, deafness, and other horrible things.

@nadznadznado

5 жыл бұрын

...I did not need to know that

@kittyrin2

5 жыл бұрын

that's interesting

@Liv-gx5dx

5 жыл бұрын

*FUN* fact

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know the definition of “fun”?

@karoline9835

5 жыл бұрын

Aww that’s sick I kinda want to fuck up my head so I know what happens

*Goes into doctors because of a sore throat and runny nose *Comes out with both arms and legs amputated, blind, deaf, and mute *Gets given a lollipop *Schedules a follow up appointment

@thecrazycomet5922

5 жыл бұрын

What flavor was the lollipop?

@buckowens2841

5 жыл бұрын

The Crazy Comet I’m not sure, I couldn’t eat it since I had no arms to hold it with. It’s the thought that counts though, right?

@SpongeGirlKitty

5 жыл бұрын

@@buckowens2841 So how are you typing now?

@buckowens2841

5 жыл бұрын

SpongeGirlKitty I’m using my nose to type, it’s pretty difficult

@ascendedreality8546

5 жыл бұрын

yes, same hhere . noses are fun, hehe.

FBI: Damn this guy wont break, send in the best we have *CallMeKevin: Puts on surgical gloves*

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Torture is always the answer, am I righ guys?

@anthonyortiz3142

5 жыл бұрын

Not even the National Guard can take Kevin.

@Commodore4eva

5 жыл бұрын

United States Government: we need to dish out punishment worse than death and slower than rotting in prison. *Post online* CallMeKevin: Hey guys, I was just asking if you got my resume? I make KZread videos that are abstract, Diary videos of my daily life living through my other personality. Jim. By the way, I get cases of Amnosia, But Jim Tells me everything is just VR...Jim said just to listen, and everything is okay. The red stuff means it's working and the evil car won't hurt me. United States Government: My God...He exists, the perfect specimen, you're hired, you're both hired. CallMeKevin: Wow I can't believe they want to hire me, And here I was just looking for a vacation. Do I still have to pay to make videos? United States Government: Pay us? wt.. no that's not how *put on hold and comes back* No sir, We want you here on vacation so much we'll even take care of the chicken nuggets and help you find people for your videos. CallMeKevin: Daddy is this you? O_O Jim.. Jim! Pack the bags we're going to communism I found Daddy.

@tychoschenkels7841

5 жыл бұрын

more like bore ragnarok

@thecrazycomet5922

5 жыл бұрын

@@Commodore4eva XD

"Hes losing a lot of blood!" *Stabs needle directly into throat* "Oh god, he passed a away."

@sheilabarnett6299

2 жыл бұрын

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

@hatyyy

2 жыл бұрын

lazy comment

@manologamerss5801

Жыл бұрын

@@hatyyy Can't get lazier than you writing a total of two words.

@hatyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@manologamerss5801 quote comments are the worst comments, also this was 7 months ago, i dont even know what video this is

@visassess8607

9 ай бұрын

​@@manologamerss5801He's right, the comments directly quoting the video suck

“The red means it’s working!” *”okay he’s dead”*

@heartheater07

5 жыл бұрын

the moment I read this I heard that part

@memeoftheweek9551

5 жыл бұрын

G

@MANTUEFLIE2

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@thickeybillie7291

5 жыл бұрын

milk tea same

@biboymasky2647

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

"They should get hair dressers to do surgery" *1600's INTENSIFIES*

@king_aeron

3 жыл бұрын

*Barbershop surgeon intensifies*

@dJ-rd9wt

3 жыл бұрын

High IQ comment XD

@cheyenne1188

Жыл бұрын

Is that quartet i hear

"Ummm... So who is my surgeon? This surgery is really important and-" "You have Doctor Jim Pickens," "Wait what!!!" "It's okay you can call him Kevin"

@samsenderoff2661

5 жыл бұрын

Studio Autio that's hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂

@arkhamshade2198

5 жыл бұрын

@Studio Autio are you saying you wouldn't donate your organs to the Dear Leader Jim Pickens

Oh Dear Lord.... Kevin and surgeon should never be in the same sentence, unless the sentence is *"Kevin, never become a surgeon."*

@MILOEBA

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin cannot be a surgeon, bois it's dangerous!

@noname-yn4rs

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin can't become a surgeon *and those were the words that created the worlds deadliest surgeon*

@NotCharles6

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin is not a surgeon

@blame_day

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin just killed the surgeon

@Jetfox967

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin is so persuasive,he was hired to be a surgeon.

"I guess you could say I _take your breath away,_ hahahah-- Oh, God, you're about to die." Kevin is the best doctor. I want him to end-- save..._save_ my life

@randallthescandall7029

4 жыл бұрын

Mighty Two-Headed Meerkat if I had to die during surgery, I’d want it to be Kevin who kills me

@daspichu1034

4 жыл бұрын

@@randallthescandall7029 can agree with that

@biboymasky2647

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@BitterJoyXx

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

Is nobody gonna talk how professionally Kevin extracted the heart?

*"The red means it's working!"* - Jim Pickens

@jorymundy5428

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like communism to me

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

We all get murdered by horrible doctor EQUALLY!

@ytn675

5 жыл бұрын

@@jorymundy5428 God bless communism.

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

@Gonzales Bryan what the fuck

@methmonster

4 жыл бұрын

*”okay he’s dead”*

*Kevin posts a video* "Now that's a lot of damage!"

@isaacdauffenbach3930

5 жыл бұрын

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens nice username btw

@lucasgildone2650

5 жыл бұрын

Hello, dear friend

@Menace_Moth_Society

5 жыл бұрын

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens I’m subbing

@jaywright727

5 жыл бұрын

So use flexseal

@chessemchesse3676

5 жыл бұрын

I did all the rituals, what i do next

“OMG SORRY my hand literally just floated away and hit you” - every person charged with assault

7:40 "Ok this will take the pain way..." "But doctor, that's YOUR arm" "Yes I knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww" *the doctor is out*

@jacobwright7076

5 жыл бұрын

It's also a quote from "superhero movie"

@johnmarsdern7526

5 жыл бұрын

That was a mint movie but

@notabot5764

4 жыл бұрын

These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream! *smacks him repeatedly over the head with a large book and injects themselves* ooooOOOooooh

You've got perfect doctors handwriting

@PhoenixAngel429

5 жыл бұрын

When I sign anything I always say "I could have been a doctor if I could have afforded med school"

I'd trust Kevin with all my heart!! *Well what's left of it anyway...*

Everybody and their moms have played this game already, both with regular controls and in VR.... but I have never laughed as hard at this game as I did in this video. You take amazing care of your customers, Kevin. It's like our Dear Leader himself has chosen to become a surgeon and is working through your hands. Brings a tear to my eye. :')

@AlyxTheFluffy

5 жыл бұрын

I haven't played it

@Jezzibolt

4 жыл бұрын

Is it the eye Kevin is removing?

@shooterface1232

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like Kevin will need to get you some new eyes.

@6idiotsinabunker59

4 жыл бұрын

Then you rip it out

Kev: hE'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD Also Kev: *stabs a syringe directly into the patient's neck* Kev: ....Oh, he's dead

You know when someone isn't professional when they talk to a unconscious patient.

@Mus-T_Beats

5 жыл бұрын

professional just means that its your job, a professional surgeon is just a guy who is a surgeon for his job, but yeah, I know what you mean

@gendumthegreat805

5 жыл бұрын

NewDawn 2106 in first aid you need to because even though they’re unconscious they can still hear you and sometimes they can even give a small respond in the form of a tending of a hand or moving their eyes however in surgery I don’t know whether or not it’s useful

@birb6095

5 жыл бұрын

*is

@Andrew2006

3 жыл бұрын

The patient's name is Bob

@emmabennett3985

Жыл бұрын

That’s what gave it away?

_”Pick up other side”_ *-Albert Einstein’s notes*

@friendlyfire3412

5 жыл бұрын

*Throws away*

@router9717

5 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyfire3412 it was actually from Jackson Pollock's apron

“i think we should get hair dressers into the surgery bussiness” The Renaissance barber surgeons beat you to it Kevy

Kevin: * walks into operation room * Patient: * chuckles * I'm in danger

oh boy kevin as a doctor ... this is gonna be a great surgery!

@mrmogford3469

5 жыл бұрын

Hi there my name is Kevin The voice patients and sims fear alike

I think Jim Pickens is the surgeon and The Grim Reaper is the nurse in these operations

@ronaldcrump9657

5 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

I loved when he started aggressively dumping the bottle of eyeballs in his eye socket saying “Pick whichever one you want” *eyeballs fly everywhere*

10:01 I thought he said, "Where's my other handgun" and I realized that we are all fecked if Kevin becomes a surgeon.

I always forget to pick up the phone on the right side.

I want my children to be like this amazing man

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Irish?

@channeleditor9335

5 жыл бұрын

@@rafaelalodio5116 nice

@goldminer754

5 жыл бұрын

Just feck him then

@Mae-vc9jv

5 жыл бұрын

This is the most wholesome comment made by someone named yeet nutz I've ever seen

@ajteodoro4616

5 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!! BRO

1:57 When Kevin gets older and becomes so much of a security threat that the FBI sends someone to “deal with” him.

Imagine hearing you're doctor say "I cut something oh not the right thing"

A long time ago Kevin said he would love there to be a one-way door system on the Sims 4 where sims can enter his restaurant but not leave, well I figured it out using base-game items. To do it you need a small entrance room before the main room you want people to get trapped in, then place a male public bathroom door with the sign facing in towards the trap on the outside wall and a female sign, again facing inwards, between the entrance and the trap. It doesn’t matter what way round the gendered doors are, I specified for clarity, but you need opposites to trap both genders. Of course, I’m sure you’ll all use this power responsibly…

@BitterJoyXx

2 жыл бұрын

*takes screenshot*

Love how you just jammed a scalpel in the guys eyeball

@lexiekoolegem2618

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, what else are you supposed to do?

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

guy must be ded

@Xehanort10

5 жыл бұрын

"I know how I'll finish this operation quick. I'll just stab his eye out."

"How would I go about taking out eyeballs?" This eye surgery is going well already.

“It was weird he kept having a stroke in the middle of my surgery and his one hand kept falling to his side not moving at all”

All the murder and breaking of all the doctor’s oaths in the world I can accept. 1:21 *BUT THIS SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE. KEVIN WHY.*

@big_fish1236

5 жыл бұрын

YOU TRICKED MEEE!!!

@ShaneEdgewind

5 жыл бұрын

What's this? Gotcha!

@jaredmeenach4885

5 жыл бұрын

because Kevin is hip with the kids, duh

@topeconhello

5 жыл бұрын

That eye surgery gored me out i love it

@jamermoo1438

5 жыл бұрын

Gonzales Bryan GOD I CLICKED THE LINK AND MY GRANDMA IS HERE

Wait a second... in GTA 5 but I ruin a commercial Grognak is disfigured after a botched surgery. Kevin is a master surgeon. I can put two and two together

@MILOEBA

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nightcollapse

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamit Kevin, not again

@floatato8258

5 жыл бұрын

It's 12! :D

@MandrakeFernflower

5 жыл бұрын

The pickensverse deepens

" inject him right into the eye for some reason." Call Me Kevin 2018

I literally havent laughed this hard in over a year for sure. Literally cried. Thank u so much

Guys, I think I have an idea for a game for Kevin to play. I would suggest him to play the game called Prisoner Of War. I remember playing it when I was in school, the premise of the game is, basically, you have to escape the nazi prison camp, and to complete it you had to cooperate with other prisoners, develop relationships and keep your escape plan in secret. The game has such neat elements as day schedule, I believe you had to attend roll calls, go to mess hall and stuff, and when you're absent, the guards would ring the alarm and set on a search operation in the camp to find you. I really think, with Kevin's creativity, he'd find a lot of nice opportunities to feck around and mess with a game. :D Please Like, I really think it'd be a fun idea for a vid.

@klodicz19

5 жыл бұрын

*Prisoner of war, but I don't want to leave this camp*

@envi-lfc1131

5 жыл бұрын

Went to write a funny comment, made a spelling mistake and the anxiety is too much to just repost the joke

@colt486

5 жыл бұрын

PNTHA Envy *_F_*

@Theendman42

5 жыл бұрын

Prisoner of War, but I am not really a prisoner

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

So kinda like escapists?

Actually, Hospitals dont get power outages. If the block in which the hospital is located in has a power outage, they have their own generators which keep the whole thing going. Yes, I am fun at parties.

@jorymundy5428

5 жыл бұрын

Yes but what if we were all communist and had to share the "power" equally among ourselves

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats a pretty small budget for a hospital, they hired Kevin for gods sake! Also i think you would be funn

@BergenDev

5 жыл бұрын

Brain transplants is not a thing either since we are nitpicking.

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

@@BergenDev and neither are lasers

@matthew5145

5 жыл бұрын

Scratch that, lasers are used in some surgeries

This is leaked footage of Kim Jong Un’s surgery.

*digging into a man's chest* "I think I'm invading his personal space here"

After seeing the doctor who's name is Kevin...before slipping under...his last conscious thought was "Oh god, I've made a terrible mistake."

@chimine11

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Billinger The last face you'll ever see is his

@laurendyer2838

5 жыл бұрын

His gravestone will have but many curse words, all directed at a surgeon named Kevin.

@laurendyer2838

5 жыл бұрын

His gravestone will have but many curse words, all directed at a random surgeon named Kevin.

Kevin is a doctor!? The burial service is gonna have a lot more bodies to deal with

"Looks fine to me, I'm sure he'll live" *message given after Kevin stole all of the victim's organs*

Kevin: “If you wanna see more of this let me know!” Me: ...well yeah, duh

Now, Just imagine if he woke up in the middle of the surgery....

@bigchungo9702

5 жыл бұрын

Woke up with a camera instead of a lung

Just slap some Flex Tape on that. 6:20

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

I HATE IT WHEN MY BLOOD BAG LEAKS OVER MY COMPUTER! (something like that)

@kathaai

5 жыл бұрын

THATS A LOTTA BLOOD CO.... I MEAN... THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

"Let me in" *Smashes hammer into forehead* Never change Kevin

6:20 Kevin: "Okay, that's a lot of blood spouting out of there... ... Can we, like, CLOG that with something?" Yeah, just slap a plaster on that bad boy... that'll do the trick.

Even when Kevin tries to help, he ends up doing more damage.

@tychoschenkels7841

5 жыл бұрын

more like bore ragnarok

Literally 2 days ago I was thinking to myself that I wish I had some new good Surgeon Sim and Octodad videos to watch. Can Kevin read minds or something?

@modernwarfare134

5 жыл бұрын

Shhhh, don't tell everyone his secret

@creaturerx6087

5 жыл бұрын

I wish he plays overlord, you can be really evil in that one xd

@bb-pp1py

5 жыл бұрын

sAME yesterday i was playing this game and was like damn i think it'd be funny if kevin played this and here it is

4:44 so professional, all future surgeons need to be trained like this

"Come here brain, where are you?" Me after every weekend

It was obvious that there would be a VR version of this game.

@jackwinkles608

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's probs obvious cos it's been out for a while lol

@ThatGuy-en2nn

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackwinkles608 Or because it is a perfect game for the VR feature. Your comment was not witty or well thoughtout.

@GodChaotic

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy-en2nn Dude, it's just a KZread Comment lol

@ThatGuy-en2nn

5 жыл бұрын

@@GodChaotic Shouldn't you be saying that to the other guy and his sarcastic comment?Better yet, shouldn't you have taken your own advice and moved on rather than respond to me?

@GodChaotic

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy-en2nn Lmao why are you so pressed about a comment, calm down lol

*surgeon simulator but im a bad brain barber*

Kevin to blind person:”ooh he likes my drawing he cant take his eye off of it”😂

This is one of the only channels that makes me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you Kevin for making shitty days not so shitty

Surgeon simulator More like Bore ragnarock

@cjdawg8268

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarock more like bore ragnarock

@user-nk4qx7ue6c

5 жыл бұрын

More like Bore simulator VRagnarok, amiright?

@garfd

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarock, More like Bore ragnorok Fix your spelling

@carsonclark7143

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@myaowchi5337

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarock bore ragnarock more like bore ragnarock cock

Kevin, can you do my eye transplant. You look like a pro and I could really use a happy eye!

@user-xz9fw6lk3p

5 жыл бұрын

*walks in with 2 eyes, walks out with an eye and a scalpel*

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

PlumPlant, why do you want to die so much?

Whenever I feel sad,I watch your videos because you make me smile :')

"It's like an egg hatching-so cute"

Nothing scarier than having Kevin as your surgeon

YESS A NEW VIDEO FROM KEVIN MY DAY IS GOODD

Kevin: "The red means it working!" Also Kevin one second later: *"Ok he's dead"*

*smashes face with a hammer* "LET ME IT"

Surgeon gets arrested for shoving camera into patient, more like Bore: Ragnarok

@tychoschenkels7841

5 жыл бұрын

more like bore ragnarok amirite

Please do more surgeon simulator. This was so funny😭

@tychoschenkels7841

5 жыл бұрын

funny? more like bore ragnarok

@whatever7546

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarok ? More like rore bagnarok

@jewelsthecat5331

4 жыл бұрын

99K Subs Without an video Dore Bagnarok? More like VORE Garnarok

@obcessed8144

4 жыл бұрын

Vore Bagnarok? More like Floore Bagnarok.

this is my new fave youtube channel. you're hilarious Kevin, i love your videos so much. The GTA RP ones are just magical.

“I guess you could say I take your breath away.” “Oh god he’s about to die.”

You could probably be a hairdresser, but not a surgeon

@ewu..

5 жыл бұрын

REBECTED he could've been both if it were the beginning of the 19th century... barber surgeons existed

@rebected1222

5 жыл бұрын

@@ewu.. hahaha are you serious??

@ewu..

5 жыл бұрын

@@rebected1222 I wish I was, do you know the iconic barber pole (candy-cane looking thing) that was used as a sign that the barber also does surgeries. They do them at the back of the store

@rebected1222

5 жыл бұрын

@@ewu.. Never seen it.

@dracyan3552

5 жыл бұрын

REBECTED i wouldn’t trust kevin with a stick let alone scissors or a knife

I threw a camera at some one that had cancer and they got curred from that

Hey Kevin, I just want to say thank you for making funny content and for putting the ads at the end of the video. After a stressful day watching you perform surgery in a gladiatorial manner helps make life a little less serious and a little more enjoyable. Thank you

Kevin makes my day so much better, like after a long, tiring and depressing day at school, I can come home and watch Kevin and laugh until I can’t breathe. So, thank you Kevin for your amazing content

Our dear leader.

Damn, even Satan himself aint that cruel on his victoms! I love it!

Kevin: I guess you can say that I take your breath away Also Kevin: *OH GOD YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE*

2:09 reminded me of when Spongebob and Patrick were trying to get paint out of Mr. Krab's first dollar and Patrick says "We have technology." _then proceeds to smash a computer onto the dollar_

Vr Kevin is the best Kevin 😂

You should play those MDickie games they are crappy but that is what makes them fun

@twinkbreaker_

5 жыл бұрын

The Second Channel those games are underrated

@oracle-jo7co

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god i love those

You deserve so many more subscribers and more views 😭 You're hilarious, adorable, and upload every day! I've been binge watching the past few days and I've loved every video I've watched. Please don't change! 😭

Bloody hell I cannot for the life of me watch one of your videos without laughing like a nutcase. Keep it up my favourite KZreadr!

takes out the liver "what is this, we probably don't need it anyway." *throws* me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hi Dr. Kevin, I love your channel - keep the madness cummin’ my good man

@jackpalumbo6991

5 жыл бұрын

Dont say cum

@lennyrose5852

5 жыл бұрын

@Jack Palumbo you said it not me 👀👀👀

Kevin's personality and his humour helps me with my depression. As long as I watch his videos, the world doesn't seem so bad 😌

this is the most hilarious video I've ever seen, that part where he was pretending to interrogate the patient was pure gold!

I see vidd I *clicc*

Bro u so funny asf u had me dying the whole time 😭💀

Please play more. I was watching this in between classes and couldn’t help but laughing out loud in a crowd of people!

I am extremely squeamish too blood but after watching this, I think I'm over it. Thank you Kevin, I almost died laughing. 🤣😂😷💀😇😈

R.I.P hand 2018-2018 You were a good soldier we will remember you may you Rest In Peace ✌️ One like=one prayer for the hand

My dad is named Kevin. Omg.... are you? ...

@TimTime10

5 жыл бұрын

Yes... He is a psycopath.

@masonhunt9089

5 жыл бұрын

Ill be home soon son i changed my name seeya soon

@kaninneko4895

5 жыл бұрын

My uncle is called Kevin... but this guy is too funny to be my uncle

I actually couldn’t watch 5 minutes without dying of laughter good job bro

video havent even started yet but im already so hyped to see my favorite youtuber playing one of the funniest games

0:46 He He He Got 'em

You can't spell 'surgeokevin' without Kevin!

Hands down, the best video yet man. Had me in stitches.

I’m in bed, at 12:30 am, on thanksgiving, laughing my ass off at this. Thanks Kevin