It's like if Hitman had 50% more bald guys, but 99% less budget.

@Luke-hk5vx

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Swordsoulreaver

5 жыл бұрын

@Jonathan Bell but the sims 4 first person isnt a mod...

@turg1714

3 жыл бұрын

It's a good game tho

@TakeAJokeAzorthyMod

3 жыл бұрын

@@turg1714 it really is

@tonyhenry2685

3 жыл бұрын

Im guessing this is the actual review. IGN

12:35 “these people are amazing! They’re attractive, they can sing, they have prisoners in the basement.” Kevin, you are all of those things.

@giyobhaijaan907

2 жыл бұрын

No one cared for an year but don't worry I do

@lylahsworld3930

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@bronsoncarder2491

4 ай бұрын

3 years later, and he's only gotten even more attractive, even better at singing, and doubled the amount of prisoners in his basement. You love to see it. LMFAO (Er... for legal reasons, this is not a cult and I have no evidence of any prisoners in Kevin's basement, living or dead lmfao)

Hey Slater, is hitman available to talk?

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm busy at the moment. I'll call you back." *Steals dude's underwear*

@randriu1221

5 жыл бұрын

Siema

@ramenfox8680

5 жыл бұрын

no, but mole 2 is available

@skalm1156

5 жыл бұрын

Nie.

@marijuanaknowsomething6743

5 жыл бұрын

Negative.

The main character looks like the characters in hand simulator.

@toddhoward1498

5 жыл бұрын

Sabrina Meyer And you look like a weeb

@theshocker7637

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean The Slater looks like The Slater who looks like a bald middle aged man

@oldchanneltccasanova

5 жыл бұрын

@@toddhoward1498 thanks god

@MerkhVision

5 жыл бұрын

All the characters in this game look like the guys from Hand Simulator lmao

@kingmario820

5 жыл бұрын

@@toddhoward1498 Tell me sweet sweet lies

this game in a nutshell: -dead body found- Guard: OH NO! Just from one glimpse at this dead body i can tell that the purpetrator came here in a white van, killed a fake drunk, wore their clothing, instantly went after this CURRENT guy we found...AND IS CURRENTLY IN THAT LOCKED BATHROOM, INSIDE!

*Game Idea Room* : Hey let's make a game about a bald hitman and you can change outfits *Employee* :That's Hitman *Other Employee* :No, no, no, no, no. In this game everyone's bald and the graphics suck

@tomlabbate6253

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@devangnivatkar2649

5 жыл бұрын

'Laina Interactive' is just one dude called Alessandro Laina.

@adamnfiddle8065

5 жыл бұрын

*_And let's take the entire story from the first max Payne game. No one will notice._*

@ChickenPaulYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamnfiddle8065 So I'm not the only one who noticed that.

@lavenderlilac8920

5 жыл бұрын

King Common...maybe they spent the budget on the graphics and other stuff, and couldn't afford wigs or a hairdresser/designer? ;D ;D

The irony of Kevin hoping the guards are let out of the basement

"how's he gonna get in there, there's a step" absolutely floored me for some reason

@Charlie-yv3ib

3 жыл бұрын

It's the most sense Kevin has ever made

me: mom can we get hitman mom: we have hitman at home hitman at home:

@luciesimpson6437

4 жыл бұрын

But we hired that clown in good faith!

This is a weird episode of Hitman... Who am I kidding? Every one of Kevin's videos are weird

@pineappleproductions1696

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah true also hya!

@FraternityOfShadows

5 жыл бұрын

but it's the best kind of weird

@oplo8769

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin is the best

@michaelstrickland3839

5 жыл бұрын

And here you are again. Every time.

@ShladTheTonkLover

5 жыл бұрын

Dino The TRex another great joke

Slater but in this world, the requirement to become a guard is to have a twin who is also a guard. *Triplets are welcome.*

9:27 "I'm wanna choke this guy. I don't even know why." Every Kevin's video in a nutshell.

It's jim pickens... time to complete his lore

@JacktheRah

5 жыл бұрын

It is obviously Grongank. Jim was never bald. The leader always had great mighty fluffy hair

@JustAJok3r

5 жыл бұрын

JacktheRah *Grognak

@JustAJok3r

5 жыл бұрын

JacktheRah *Grognak the destroyer attorney at law

@JeffarryLounder

5 жыл бұрын

It'd make sense, though. He got his "prisoner in basement' idea from these people.

@user-ly6mi3rn4b

4 жыл бұрын

Chief you cant forget him he has amnosia

"These people are amazing. They're attractive, they can sing, they've got prisoners in the basement. I'm so jealous of the triple threat." Should somebody tell him?

You know you're committed when you hit like before the video starts

@antonydabossman4001

5 жыл бұрын

I always do

@RichardCox0

5 жыл бұрын

So like Favoritism ? hehe yea i do that too

@Cyaner

5 жыл бұрын

what about liking before its posted

@elenac1100

5 жыл бұрын

We must please our Dear Leader

@nameiszombie7854

5 жыл бұрын

You too?!

4:23 “The boss is busy!” Judging by the thumping coming from his office I’d say so.

The Slater but I comment before watching the video

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

Feck yes my child

@ellencat98

5 жыл бұрын

- and give it a thumbs up too before watching it.

@bradymeyer292

5 жыл бұрын

Always a thumbs up no matter what

Where's the zoom in when you say "my name is Kevin"?

@Violetfire343

5 жыл бұрын

Utente di KZread no the title card with his channel name only happens in sponsored videos, he used to do the zoom in at the beginning of his videos

@sidhantsood5373

5 жыл бұрын

Germán Zamora it only happens sometimes, when there’s something funny on the title screen he can show himself as.

@KuueenKumi

2 жыл бұрын

@@sidhantsood5373 And that sorry excuse of a hitman is pretty laughable, so hence, no zoom!

I always thought that hitman was Jim Pickens and grognaks love child

@chokecj714

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe this one is hitman and demo dick's love child

The last time I was this early KZread rewind was good

@lolwut2434

5 жыл бұрын

Abc Def So never?

@oof2920

5 жыл бұрын

@@lolwut2434 exactly

@HermitCree

5 жыл бұрын

So you've never been early? It's ok neither have I

@asphinx8593

5 жыл бұрын

Must've been pretty late then.

@atrapdr6251

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, 2013?

The Slater? More like amnos...what was I going to say?

@smugboon2377

5 жыл бұрын

Is amnos another unrecognized condition?

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

Amnosa

@remusjohn

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnorok?

@thegamingbayskeletor1637

5 жыл бұрын

DEAR LEADER

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

*AMNOSIA!* that's it

"DEA agent Ben Slater" **DEA agent Hank Schrader flashbacks**

@KuueenKumi

4 жыл бұрын

The turtle

Oh dear Jim...Kevin has autotune, help us

@hoganbentle3582

5 жыл бұрын

THE DRIZZLE

@thedrizzle899

5 жыл бұрын

@@hoganbentle3582 there trouble?

@catchall2874

5 жыл бұрын

Bye

@catchall2874

5 жыл бұрын

OK?

@swirls5000

3 жыл бұрын

He's turned into Fandroid.

“Not funny.” ... I’m glad you included that throwback to the Hitman antics of previous videos.

@KuueenKumi

2 жыл бұрын

That was a classic episode of Hitman, too

7:17 This is the game's animators' way of saying "We couldn't afford a buy a proper run animation from someone who actually knows how to animate."

Hey I just wanted to say these videos really help me cope. My life has been pretty awful lately and my mental health has been suffering but these videos really help. Thanks Kevin :)

*Why is everyone bald and old?* Get used to it kid. The golden days pass you by #everygrandpa

waiting for Kevin doing a cover of this beautiful lady's song...

DAY 15 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads

@V.Sensei

5 жыл бұрын

Make him do it

@jesuschrist8467

5 жыл бұрын

Still no ring of fire

@1234Daan4321

5 жыл бұрын

RT should sing ring of fire

@ammwalks13

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

@MrDUneven

5 жыл бұрын

Almost heaven

Hitman, but it's a discount version of Jim Pickens.

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

He is Jim Pickens but with even less hair.

The Slater looks like my grade 8 math teacher.

@cultist_npc

5 жыл бұрын

Nah man, he looks like my uncle. Same white van and everything. All it's missing is the "Free switch" written in blood at it's side.

I died at “making me .....The slater” and it cuts to him asleep on the sofa ahahahaahaha

Kevin always producing the laughs, just wish he did more fallout games, or Gmod RP trolls, those two make me laugh the most.

@vanillG59

5 жыл бұрын

STRAIGHT EDGE same

@nicck

5 жыл бұрын

Comedy Night

@crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowow

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too but apparently he gets recognized too much now so rp doesn't really work anymore

@joeyhanan4482

5 жыл бұрын

Gmod rp is my favorite

@zalgocykel

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicck Yes please, Comedy Night!

Love the new outro music

*Women texts with flip phone* Kevin: "She is going to call an Uber." Listen, my young lad, this game is set in 2005. Back in the day we called those things "Taxi".

@sugarpopcherrypie5564

3 жыл бұрын

Wow thank you so much Feivel

I'm addicted to autotune

@popburnsy3207

5 жыл бұрын

I suffer from a different sort of d-pain

@cvspvr

5 жыл бұрын

i don't blaaame youuu 🎵

When the gay guy tries to blend in at the bachelor party 🤣 3:37

The Slater? More like Bore Ragnarok!

@jimmypratt

5 жыл бұрын

Dammit! I was gonna put that!

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

Doom Buddy lol

@jimmypratt

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I swear, that joke has been blown way out of proportion

@sc0ffcat

5 жыл бұрын

i saw this comment coming from 97 miles away

@GoodLuck-eh4sk

5 жыл бұрын

This joke is almost a year old wow....

I was just waiting in my feed until your video poped up

@arnoldrimmer960

5 жыл бұрын

Dominik Primožič Jako já každej den :D

@domzi2

5 жыл бұрын

@@arnoldrimmer960 its a way of life

I just like hearing him say “party”.

@KuueenKumi

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, any word with an "ar" sounds good in his accent. He's got a nice voice

Lucius 3 just came out on Steam, pleeeeeeeeease play it!

The slater, but I comment before watching the video too.

Your genuine laughter always gives me a smile, thanks Kevin!

5:10 "Oh is he gonna play a song?" *horrible song* "Not bad, man, not bad"

No Ring Of Fire at 5:20 I am disappointed.

"I looks black down there now" Its truly a dream come true for Kevin

Ok,I must have watched this video when it first came out because I remembered the song somehow and it popped in my head after rewatching a Hitman episode recently. So, assuming it WAS in a Hitman game, I rewatches all the videos twice over looking for that two second song. Lo and freaking behold, I found this episode by accident. Anyways that's my story. Late to the comments as always, but love watching you, CallMeKevin. You bring me much enjoyment and I can rewatch your episodes on repeat without getting bored. It's a comfort for me. 😊

Now you're gonna see on the back of the box "It's great, I love it - Kevin"

0:54 "Maybe they're addicted to auto-tune. *I DoN't BlAmE tHeM."* - RTGame(2) 2018

@jakep9682

5 жыл бұрын

AngryEchidna Kevin is number one

I want to resume the story of Jim Pickens youth with the mole people, it's been far too long! Who's with me?!

The subtle reference to the horrible australian idol tryout was on point, Kevin. It made me really happy.

3:22 - A tutorial would probably be handy here Future Kevin, “past Kevin is so stupid”

"That's a Nice Suit!" *proceeds to choke for suit*

I don't think Square Enix owns Hitman anymore.

@eggsandbacon345

5 жыл бұрын

They don’t, Warner Bros does now

@devangnivatkar2649

5 жыл бұрын

@@eggsandbacon345 Warner Bros is only the publisher for IOI now, it isn't the same deal as Square Enix where Square actually owned the 'Hitman' IP.

Love it Kevin! Thanks for continually making my day! ❤️

"D-pain? Like t-pain? Maybe they're addicted to autotune? Í ďÒň'Ť błÁâÃmÉ ťHëM!"

12:06 rat poison, the leading cause of asthma.

That's a totally solid point about the npcs being bald in this game compared to hit man lmao

It’s gotten to a point where I know I will enjoy the video regardless, so I like before I even watch. Thank you for the laughs Kevin :)

Kevin is absolutely amazing, he has my humor😂😂❤️

Kevin in this video: “Man a tutorial would be nice.” Kevin in any other video: *skips tutorial*

That's my surname Haha. The notification freaked me out 😂

„If we‘re all bald dudes they‘re not going to know, right?“ - „Not funny.“ 😂

I'd love to see more, the Slater is cool!

Even the whole level design where you sneak in a strip club and go after their main dude was also already in Hitman.

2:46 whoah, Kev, no need for that feckin' language!

Yes Kevin, play more of this!

Yes Kevin, I would love to see another episode!

Sims 4 but Jim Pickens is the target of an assassin

5:40 it's professor X

Definitely would love to see more

Right as I come to school there's a new video from Kevin and it makes me happy

Hey there Kevin, how's it going? My name is friend...

the slater but it has 1k views in 1 min

@user-jc1kq1qb5j

5 жыл бұрын

the coomment but it has 11 likes in 17 hours

Wouldn't mind seeing more of this!

I for one, would like to see more of the slater and his geological adventures

Nice.

I think I would watch you play The Slater to completion because this is a truly awful game in the best(worst) possible way

Tbh "What hell, why does he look like that?" Is what I ask whenever you create ANY character, Kevin.

I love the new outro music!

The Slater "More like Bore Ragnarok" Plz stop it's "More like Bore: Ragnarok"

@Bruh-hz9gl

5 жыл бұрын

Plz stop it’s more like bore ragnarok more like bore ragnarok

@MurtazaYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-hz9gl more like rick and microphone

@jesuschrist8467

5 жыл бұрын

NO,NO,NO Its not Bore: Ragnarok Its not Bore Ragnarok Its not Bore Ragnarocko Its not Bore Ragnarbore Its not Borus Ragnarakos And Not Ragnarok Bore ITS : *BORE RAGNAROK*

@MurtazaYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschrist8467 no it's :::: :::: :::: ::::::::

Damn has Agent 47 changed!

This game is a masterpiece we need more of it.

I love how a protagonist looks like he's tired of Kevin's shit all the time.

You can't leave hitman, what about the fish friend?

This is a really weird Saved By The Bell reboot...

It's not "the slayer" it's a spin-off of saved by the bell in which slater shaves all his hair off so he won't leave evidence and kills people.

We need more of this new Hitman videos with Kevin

Your character from desperate housewives looks like Gweneth Paltrow..

Hey kevin could you play super seducer as I think it would be a really funny video

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@ArchieP171

5 жыл бұрын

@@thearousedeunuch I think kevin would do a video on that game really well and it would be really really funny

@thearousedeunuch

5 жыл бұрын

@@ArchieP171 Yes, it would be. He would mostly choose the funniest options.

@cultist_npc

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder what his reaction will be when he reaches the part where they mention a lot of youtubers who played the game.

@cultist_npc

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder what his reaction will be when he reaches the part where they mention a lot of youtubers who played the game.

Best outro music EVER !

Yes play more Kevin! 😂 I have thrown away all my games, I realise now I only need The Slater

D pain gives me T pain

@LucasM987

5 жыл бұрын

Toast. yes It gave me pee pain

@loickbessette3648

5 жыл бұрын

Do you mean tylenol pain releaf?

Day 2 of Asking Kevin to play LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga. Since I'm probably gonna be here a while, Yes, I am a follower of Legatus; Yes, I am going to keep asking Kevin until he plays it; No, you can't say the N-Word because that's racist.

@oo4758

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna say the N-word

@thesen8

5 жыл бұрын

@@oo4758 Don't you dare, that's racist.

@josephikrakowskiwithflextape

5 жыл бұрын

The N-Word isn't racist, silly! Listen, imma say it right now! N E C R O M A N C E R

@PerpetualSushi

5 жыл бұрын

Numbing

@everythingpony

5 жыл бұрын

Necroing

The Slater is The Room of videogames 10/10

Automated captions is funny, because it can’t account for accents. “You just got to deal with the carrots you were dealt with”

you were ripping on it quite a bit and tbh it actually looks pretty good for a low budget game

"Just take his underwear"... "Oh nice undies, I like the little hearts they have"... I think Kevin has an underwear fetish 😅

Yes lad, do more love this

Hope you do more of this game!