You can’t be that hopeless, you managed to steal my heart.

@BloodyCarolina

4 жыл бұрын

DANG IT DANNY YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH

@sugoistalin7809

4 жыл бұрын

Look just because he drugged you, cut open your chest, took your heart and sold it for money doesn't mean he's a good thief.

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@@sugoistalin7809 I mean if he managed to do THAT and the person is still alive he would be a GREAT thief.

@tyrosine87

4 жыл бұрын

@@potatogames5410 Yeah, but this is Kevin. People die. He's not the greatest gamer, but he is to us :D

@tyrosine87

4 жыл бұрын

@@mankymax117 You're wrong, and everyone knows it :D

This is how sims life looks then you choose “kleptomaniac” trait

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

That’s true

@dillonc7955

4 жыл бұрын

This is how Fallout 3 looks like when you run a high level pickpocketing character.

@mygonvega

4 жыл бұрын

don't know what a cleptomaniac is but i know what a kleptomaniac is

@geemcspankinson

4 жыл бұрын

🎶Kleptomania🎶

@Tony36271

4 жыл бұрын

?

Considering Kevin is such a bad driver in game, I'm convinced he hit himself with the car.

@patrickkennedy7972

4 жыл бұрын

Never looked at it this way

@egehanyigit1124

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@_Cetarial

4 жыл бұрын

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

@DeadOGChannel

4 жыл бұрын

Filthy furry

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadOGChannel treat others how you want to be treated.

Kevin: Crashes Car into tree at high speed Car: repair cost 2$

@jlco

4 жыл бұрын

literally rolls car over repair cost $1

@user-oo3oi9ki2j

3 жыл бұрын

@@jlco Just like real life

@ihavenosoul4162

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-oo3oi9ki2j in a Parallel Universe

@seandunne4931

Жыл бұрын

Does a barrel roll off a cliff $3

even in VR the "do i push or pull the door open" dilemma exists

@isla2593

3 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced the devs didn’t make them two way to mess with people

Kevin: "Oh money" *picks up money* *instantly drops it again* "OH, MONEY" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Most people are scared of robbers breaking into their home. But Kevin, the robber, is scared of the people he’s robbing.

@izickmoore7209

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@silic8873

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he would be scared if he was robbing his own house

@Ougerosity598

2 жыл бұрын

The screams and, "FREEZE" line is mixed WAY louder than any other sounds in this game. Had to turn voices WAY down to not make it a horror game when I played. 😂

"I was just seeing if you were naked, I'm not a thief, I'm not!" Because Kevin being a window peeper is so much more classy lol

@anahill2366

2 жыл бұрын

"please don't panic, I'm not here to steal your shit. I am just a pervert, rest assured."

Kevin: Complains about getting hit by a car Also Kevin: Hits pedestrians with cars in video games more than anyone I've ever known

@secretlybees

4 жыл бұрын

it feels good to be the one in power

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

Vengeance.

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

What if some of them also became a youtuber? And also hit other people with a car? Does the cycle continue?

8:47 Kevin: *somersaults a feckin car* Game: "Repair cost $1"

@jlco

4 жыл бұрын

Probably just money that fell out of the car, and he didn't bother repairing anything.

Kevin wanting to steal the kid's drawing: "It's the one thing you can't replace"

@spaghetticoder238

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture I see

Kevin: *starts driving car* Also Kevin: 'war flash backs'

Kevin accidentally playing a horror game is entertaining because his intentions of being the monster is turned upside down

The lady must be scared that thief is swinging a crowbar like a madman

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't there to steal her property. He was there to steal her heart. And sell it to his friend Jim.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro reported scumbag

@Stuntman707

4 жыл бұрын

"Aw, why can't I steal stuff of sentimental value?" haha

@breakdancebdan

4 жыл бұрын

LIKE a madman? He IS a madman.

@thewhiteboar3840

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Snitching in the comments of a thief simulator. You already lost before you began mate.

Imagine how terrifyingly it would be to see a mad man smash your window and wrench it open, then tear through your house while screaming at the top of his lungs only to turn invisible after getting to your bedroom

"I'm obviously just a little bit chunky." me too Kevin, me too.

@24GramsOfSteve

4 жыл бұрын

SEX NOW!!!!! SEX NOW!!!

@24GramsOfSteve

4 жыл бұрын

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape NOW!!

I'm just imagining Kevin wandering out of his apartment with his VR gear and accidentally breaking into a neighbor's apartment, accidentally becoming a real professional thief.

@GothBiDemiGirl

4 жыл бұрын

He lives in an apartment? Are you sure? What do the neighbors think?

@HeartMemory93

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh Lord, this feels so real!"

I love that whenever it switches to Kevin all we can see is the back of his head. Riveting gameplay. 11/10 professional KZreadr.

@Ilivepuppys

4 жыл бұрын

If you have used VR you know that you have no idea what way is what in that thing. Sometimes you don't even know when you may accidentally walk fun experience though

@rockercaterrorencountered4924

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ilivepuppys I know. It was a joke.

@nah2673

3 жыл бұрын

I just randomly hit something while playing vr cuz my dumbass can stand still

“I feel like a boomer.” -Kevin, playing VR for his KZread channel

*playing with shadows* "I'm a crocodile roaarrrrr" *realisation* "If I get caught I think I can get away with an insanity plea heheh"

I’ve never heard Kevin sound more panicked when getting into a car and breaking into a house.

For us, this video is a “watch an Irish man rapidly lose his sanity” simulator

@PurpleSphere95

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that Kevin's whole career? 🤔

“Don’t steal that, Stealing is wrong”-Kevin (As he stuffs stolen TV into his Subaru Hatchback)

Kevin: turn on the "end-gine.' Someone: sir this is a McDonald's drive-thru

@rangerleaf1505

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I can see it so clearly😂

"*gasps* tv! And nice tv! Where bag? There bag." "Camere, that go in bag"

“I’m a little gremlin” - Kevin 2019

@obiswancajoley18

4 жыл бұрын

"Heeegggghhhh!" I honestly love when he does that

The last time i was this early Kevin was jumping around wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@user-hb1qo8ms5p

4 жыл бұрын

Same though

@MaiaMirabell

4 жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early Max and Kev hadn't even finished the "Way Out"-series....

@miskapiska2188

4 жыл бұрын

No not this again plz my hart cant take more

@barface2992

4 жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early Kevo was in cowboy boots and singing.

@ardacoskun8608

4 жыл бұрын

Lavenza that profile pic is fucking amazing who needs to see when you haven’t even existed in a year

Kevin, you’re not a bad thief. You stole our hearts, didn’t ya?

@christianscellerato5193

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! It's funny cause it's the same message as the one above!

@can0cringe

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Scellerato : I _know~_ Aren’t we sOoo original? [and if you couldn’t tell, /s. This is meant to poke fun at us.]

@cvspvr

4 жыл бұрын

@@can0cringe i have a better joke: kevin, you're not a bad thief. you stole our hearts, didn't ya?

If Kevin robbed my house, I would invite him over and give him some coffee.

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, but tea because I'm British and me attempting to make anything other than tea is basically me committing arson.

@yoshikagekira4680

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@blookygang

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Typicallyplayin

4 жыл бұрын

Yup😆

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

Well Feck, should I break in then?

Kevin: breaks into a house Also Kevin: call the cops because a house is being robbed

"I'm taking this toaster it's probably worth a lot" Toasters are rare objects. I'll give you my life savings for it.

@alkohollik

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs life insurance when you can have a t o a s t e r

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@@alkohollik Exactly!

@Unluckycat1351

4 жыл бұрын

Time to invest in toasters

@sneezingsuspense

4 жыл бұрын

Bitcoin who? I only invest in toasters

@russianname2986

4 жыл бұрын

Al Kohollik yeah and if you get into any debt you have a way to get off without paying a cent

5:06 Holy crap you can hear the sheer PANIC in his voice!

"I cant tell trash from my fashion sense" that makes 2 of us kevo

“I played this game before but not in vr“ Oh don't worry we all know youtubers have it rough you gotta do what you gotta do

Scariest thing you've ever done? Kevin: Robbed people in Vr

"Trash is full, come back tomorrow!" was hilarious.

_Intro shows Kevin waving his controllers around_ *Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.*

@onjo6746

4 жыл бұрын

Oh lawd you here

@fionnanlynch4566

4 жыл бұрын

He's already here

@Robby23567

4 жыл бұрын

Reply to me plz

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@fionnanlynch4566 and so are you.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@Robby23567 just did

Kevin's self-deprecating chaos is amazing! 😆

I dropped my phone and Kevin said "Oh god, I'm struggling here"

"I'm a human trash!" So that's why you're my favourite youtuber. You're relatable!

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape Idk.

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape I've never heard of that, but you probably have. You're not going to see any more new comments from this channel anymore, anyway.

@tredwan291

3 жыл бұрын

You are a furry so you are human trash

Kevin: Does a barrel roll while driving Repair bill: $1

Local Cork resident arrested after robbing neighbours house, claims he was "in VR"

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

More on the news at 11.

@Glue.Man.

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON RTE news does news at 12pm 5pm and 9pm so u are wrong then again idk virgin medias schedule but.. U are wrong somehow

@Glue.Man.

4 жыл бұрын

Dino he's from Middleton BTW so the news would say man in county Cork midleton arrested last night for theft ECT. Advantages to being from Cork

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glue.Man. what the heck are you talking about? I was playing along with the joke.

@Glue.Man.

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON me big brain

“The computer is so hard to use I felt like a boomer” made me choke on my drink

I think Kevin yelling frantically "GET OUT OF THE WAY" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

You're the funniest guy on youtube

@yoshikagekira4680

4 жыл бұрын

True

@oscarljungstedt6088

4 жыл бұрын

Damn true

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

Feckin amazing

@chris_htepo

4 жыл бұрын

Meh

@jackcutter2

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. Dunkey is. Jontron is just above Kevin in 2nd place and Kevin is 3rd

"Yes, I'm human trash" god if that ain't me

To think that millions of years of evolution has led to this. Lol

@panic8085

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect, isn't it?

He’s got all our hearts in that backpack

If Kevin tried to rob my house I would give him stuff out of pity.

This looks amazing. You should try "pigeon simulator" and "i am fish" Funniest damn games this side of untitled goose game

5:07 - "Get out of the way! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" My favorite part of this video. I watched it dozens of times over before even finishing the video itself. :P

Kevin trying to pull a push door really makes me question humankind

"Oh this looks like a nice house to rob" **Dives out of his moving car Vice City style**

Is this how jim gets so many “friends”?

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

Probably

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I mean you should know. Shouldn't you?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro no one likes you because you self promote.

@femboyskeleton9150

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens more like bore Ragnarok 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💯💯💯😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🙊🙊🙉🙉🙊🤭🤭🤭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👻👻😸👻😸😸😸😹😹 😐🖐️🗡️⛪😢😢😢 Suicide is not a joke get help

*89% of this video was Kevin being a disaster* *the disaster that we love of course*

*rolls his car down a hill* "Repair cost $1" Me: what the actual feck

If Kevin ever robbed my house I’d probably just give him my stuff out of sympathy.

I feel like Kevins catchphrase should be "I'm SO ANGRY" based on the amount he says it

This video actually had me crying with laughter, "get out of the way, i can't turn" 😂😂😂

Happy belated birthday Kevin, hope you had a good day off!

weird how you’re a hopeless thief yet you’ve stole all of our hearts

@christianscellerato5193

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahaha! It's funny because it's just like the message above!

Why does this guy make me laugh without telling any jokes

@domtavis4653

4 жыл бұрын

He suffers for us He is so inept that even playing games is his suffering

I love how Kevin's audible panic is so much stronger here than in most horror games

Watching Kevin's energy go from playful and confused, to shouting as he's careening off a cliffside, is quite nice.

Kevin: "why was the alarm on while you all are at home", he says breaking and entering into the people's home in broad daylight.

You always make my day Kevin! Thank you so much for everything you do for us.. I want to speak for everyone when I say you sure are a sight for sore eyes.. I've had it really rough the past few years but I believe I can always come to you for comfort..

Thief Simulator but I just spin around in circles.

Imagine being home just chilling, and hearing your window shatter and Kevin charging through the house yelling “WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE” thats nightmare fuel lmao

“I’m a crocodile rawr” hehe ❤️

Thief Simulator: But I'm in real life

Kudos for making this Monday a little bit more bearable 👌

3:27 You know someone’s an excellent driver when they’re reaction to getting in a car is “HAHAHA, ohh this is a big mistake”

5:25 Kevin recreates his tragic accident.

"Ah yes, a dumpster! I'm human trash!"

“Ah, yes. A dumpster! I’m human trash!” I felt that.

This is by far the most enjoyable VR gameplay I've seen on the internet. Would be even better if we can see more of Kevin struggling with the setup irl

Best Thief Award 2019-2020

The last time I was this early I wasn’t even born yet.

@JukeboxTheGhoul

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, Boomer

@Ilivepuppys

4 жыл бұрын

Okay. Boomer.

@24GramsOfSteve

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, boomer

One of the great things about the Call Me Kevin fandom - it's one of the only places where we can make fun of someone who was hit by a car, and that person just jokes right along with us. :p

"It's my garage it's fine, haha..." Kevin, to the imaginary people around him 😂

"Oh my god I'm so stressed." Every teenager the moment they start highschool.

@Safiyahalishah

4 жыл бұрын

Every young adult the moment they start uni.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Report Juan, he's gonna self promote

@Ilivepuppys

4 жыл бұрын

Highschool is not that bad...having a job is way worse then highschool. Adults have a lot more to be stressed about...kids these days know nothing.

When is Kevin and Jim Pickens getting married?

Kevin 50 seconds into the video: I’m struggling here! AH YES, TYPICAL KEVIN

I think that all video game characters you control become hopeless

Activate mentally challenged burglar. God its like home alone but kevin is the burglar

*Kevin, we both know you could only get to that level of expertise with experience.* *Do you rob houses when your videos get demonetized? Be honest.*

I just binged your old videos. You've made it so far ❤

Please do more VR! This is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Kev! 😂😂😂

Day 207 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

when there is a ‘but’ in the title: 🥰🥵✊🏻🤪👌

One of your funniest videos in a while! Loved it.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and u see this ponce making shadow puppets on ur fence

Day 50 of asking kevin to bring back twitch sings

Day 15 of asking Kevin for baking bad to come back

This is so cool. When Kevin said he was kinda scared in this VR game, I felt that too. The POV was scary because of the weird driving and the game doesn't prevent you from falling. 🤣

Omg the Hello and little wave he did to the guy in the pawn shop was so cute

Day 46 of asking Kevin to actually be my friend

Kevin's neighbour looks into his window and hearing him say "that will go for a good price on the black market" and flailing his arms about with a vr headset 🤣🤣🤣

Kevin: I’m a little gremlin *flashbacks to Cody Ko*: “I’LL BE HAVING THAT”

Really needed the laughter that I got from this video. Thanks Kevin 😁