"Is that how you attract the opposite sex? Vomit and then break dance?" Yes. It's called being drunk.

@ryanpennfields3276

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of that is...that's literally what a lot of birds do. They regurgitate food for mates/potential mates, and do mating displays....they throw up and break dance

“Vomit on more kids, vomit on more kids” -Kevin 2019

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

a perfect out of context quote

@Alice-lu3dd

4 жыл бұрын

Me on a Friday night

@cartoonist7578

4 жыл бұрын

*Fecking amazing*

@hrhargyll

4 жыл бұрын

“Vomit for everybody!”

@mylounge1561

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiahsuperstar I was just gonna say something like this and this is the first comment I see XD

Seems like he added „Man eating“ to a bird, again...

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

The best kind of bird Wait I’m a bird.

@sirpeterbaum4695

4 жыл бұрын

JackBudi My uncle used to have one but then my uncle died Wait a minute aren’t you that bird he had?

@fuckinantipope5511

4 жыл бұрын

Als ob ich unter nem Kevin Video jemanden mit Ruthe Bild als PB finde!

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@fuckinantipope5511 uh, what?

@fuckinantipope5511

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON German. Doesn't matter for you :D

“I didn’t realise I was leaving” with the British flag was art

@Anshul2395

4 жыл бұрын

I think that was the first time I have seen Kev use the green screen

@Zoe_C95

4 жыл бұрын

The Spoon try living in Scotland, swap the pigeons for seagulls. Murderous bastards.

@dismissing

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zoe_C95 Try living in Glasgow, replace seagulls with alcoholics and heroine addicts.

@rx500android

4 жыл бұрын

I only got this now, and I'm laughing omg

@Zoe_C95

4 жыл бұрын

Dismissing you win

Isn't it weird how theres always a simulator for animals Kevin wants to be?

@fishhead6818

4 жыл бұрын

I FOUND YOU

@floofyfoxxo744

4 жыл бұрын

uwu

@Jjdhjsjshshs

4 жыл бұрын

no but you know what is weird? how I see your comment under all of Kevin's videos I've ever watched n how it always has 100+ likes

@kabhes9040

4 жыл бұрын

no there is basicly a simulator for everything

@kabhes9040

4 жыл бұрын

i found a windows simulator: geekprank.com/xp-simulator.php

"Can I make a nest of humans?" *Flashbacks to Jim Pickens' basement*

The Cow goes: Moo! The Dog goes: Ruff! The Pigeon goes: FECK!

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as the cat goes moo

@bigpurpleflower2185

4 жыл бұрын

What does the fox say?

@Vikashar

4 жыл бұрын

@@BoredMurphy You're a fucking idiot

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vikashar Well they had to learn something from you, might as well be that.

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vikashar Well I'm sorry for misreading something.

Just what I needed in my life. An Irish man pretending he’s a pigeon.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Basically the same thing, I think.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

I feel threatened. This is, in part, because I just so happened to be threatened moments ago

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi lol. In all seriousness though, I got your back.

@KaylaJMaley

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro What the hell going on in my replies?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@KaylaJMaley him trying to start something for no reason.

_Flies through the city's financial district_ "Why are all these guys in suits?"

@raskolnikov7049

4 жыл бұрын

500k

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

500k

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

500k!

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Tilly Reed he is a ninja. He is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. He is all.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@The Spoon well, one REAL guy. Plenty of fakes are out there though

Kevin: *scrolling through the steam store seeing good legit games* "nah" *sees pigeon simulator* "Finally"

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

LivingBiscuit “Finally some good fecking games”

‘I didn’t realise I was leaving’ shows British flag Brexit didn’t like that

Finally, Kevin has taken on his true form.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Feck yeah, he did!

Day 21 of telling Kevin that he's loved and appreciated and that he should keep up the funny videos

*”I just really have the urge to vomit on kids all the time”* You know you chose the right KZreadr if they say things like THIS

"I can't find zero bins" while flying next to a bin lmao

@thegreaterg8r148

4 жыл бұрын

excaxtly. he cant find no bins, meaning he can find a bin

@Wolfhoundersful

4 жыл бұрын

"A BIN"

@acediaethos4469

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wolfhoundersful i love this fucking fandom omg 😂

'but i terrorize the city.' dont you do that everyday? lmao

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

True

@hl-fl7sy

4 жыл бұрын

Feck

Pigeon simulator but I finally realize that Kevin is actually a pigeon playing KZreadr simulator

"Poop on a human? That's on my bucket list too!" Kevin is GG Allin confirmed.

Kevin is literally the humanized form of utter carnage and I love it

We support your decision to come out as a pigeon, what an icon for the pigeon world

"I suddenly have the urge to vomit on children" Me too.

Pigeon: commits war crime Kevin: it's free real estate

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Pigeons don’t pay for real estate That’s tax fraud I say we make them pay up

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi They must be working with Yoshi!

when a thunderstorm is terrorizing you, watch Kevin being a pidgeon that terrorizes a city.

I’m proud of you for finally achieving your dream, Kevin.

I dont remember consenting to Kevin controlling me but ok

@twitching_bot574

4 жыл бұрын

Who said he was controlling you? As far as I'm concerned, he was vomiting on you after giving birth to you.

@Full_Throttle_Axolotl

4 жыл бұрын

Your consent was never required

@pigon1649

4 жыл бұрын

@@Full_Throttle_Axolotl :(

@karascene13

3 жыл бұрын

Said all the people in Kevin's basement! 😆

@macaroon_nuggets8008

3 жыл бұрын

According to the fine print on the terms and conditions, It is perfectly within KevoTM's right to mind control subscribers. Edit: grammar fix

I think it's kind of amazing how Kevin can find ways to terrorize people even as a pigeon.

My day is made every time Kevin uploads, I swear.

If kevin doesn’t start saying ‘peck’ instead of ‘feck’ I’m unsubscribing

@a.person1805

4 жыл бұрын

People who unsubscribe are peck necks.

@buranflakes

4 жыл бұрын

@@a.person1805 I understood that reference

@a.person1805

4 жыл бұрын

@@buranflakes Thanks lass

@Butterfly_Effect813

4 жыл бұрын

then when he says fecker it'll be pecker x3

@lurkinggoomy1865

4 жыл бұрын

LANGUAGE DARLING!

"I need to vomit on my children." - Kevin (2019)

@icollectstories5702

4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness he figured that one out! I don't think everyone knows that about pigeons.

@candycan9669

4 жыл бұрын

@@icollectstories5702 That's true but actually this is a fact that should be known

@BS23Designs

4 жыл бұрын

I like when you use random quotes with no context at all.

I can't wait for the bear, goose, and pigeon crossover game!

Terrorising only a city, Kevin must be feeling very merciful today

“Being a pigeon is fun! Oh, shit.” -Kevin

Literally few days ago I thought "It'd be cool if Kevin played Pigeon Simulator, it's a really cool game" 😂

Pigeon simulator but Kevin just does what pigeons do best

Kevin:”how did it kill me?!” After literally bashing head on concrete with enough force to breakthrough while carrying a human body 100x heavier then a pigeons weight no objection

An infestation of Kevin? Sounds good to me.

It’s 2019 people can be whatever they want! Kevin: I want to be a pigeon!

@DaraGaming42

4 жыл бұрын

where do u get the game , i cant fins it anywhere on the internet

@sirpeterbaum4695

4 жыл бұрын

MrVercettti89 Idk

When Kevin gets reincarnated

@twitching_bot574

4 жыл бұрын

What if Kevin was all of these animals in a past life, and was reincarnated as a human? Maybe that's why he's so good at flying, because he's already lived as a pigeon before! (and a goat, and a bear, a dolphin on a wheelchair, an octopus father, etc.)

@siegwardinspirit

4 жыл бұрын

@@twitching_bot574 "an octopus father" is that why people call him daddy?

@twitching_bot574

4 жыл бұрын

@@siegwardinspirit I don't think so, in that video (when he played Octodad) he said he was a terrible father, in the title, so I would doubt that to be the case.

Kevin: *calmly saying his outro* Pigeon: ight imma burn

This is why I love Kevin. Quality content 10/10 I love Owls

As soon as Kevin said “I could be the pigeon” the 12 year old in me remembered Kevin the Pigeon from One Direction.

@casualprince8779

4 жыл бұрын

“My name is Kevin and I want to be a pigeon”

@ayarriba9093

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT THIS ❤️❤️❤️

@wanja9534

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayarriba9093 Same same same

Kevin, have you ever thought of becoming a bee?🤔

@twitching_bot574

4 жыл бұрын

well, he did play The Bee Movie game

@guardianninja792

4 жыл бұрын

@@twitching_bot574 he has another opportunity with Bee simulator lol

@twitching_bot574

4 жыл бұрын

@@guardianninja792 Oh boy. I cannot beelive Kevin can beecome a B for the second time.

@guardianninja792

4 жыл бұрын

@@twitching_bot574 Yeah it would probably give him too much beedom to spread his pollination of panic and despair.

@pandapants9625

4 жыл бұрын

Ya like jazz?

After years of pain, fear and injustice. Kevin gets his revenge on his true nemisi.... Cars, by turning into their natural enemy a pigeon!!!

3 minutes ago this was posted. That was literally the fastest I’ve ever been on anyone’s video.

@voxsq

4 жыл бұрын

r/reddit

We finally know Kevin's fursona.

@siegwardinspirit

4 жыл бұрын

Then he's gonna love Hatoful Boyfriend.

I don’t see any difference between this pigeon simulator and real city pigeons

“I have an urge to vomit on kids all of a sudden” - Kevin 2019. The Leave joke was a laugh, I’m going to hell.

"I can smell bread but I can't see bread" is hilarious but also I'm a bird nerd, since pigeons are a prey animal it would technically almost ONLY see bread.

"My name is Kevin, and I am one of you pigeons." You mean you're a permanently exhausted pigeon too?

Kevin: My parents always call me an infestation... Me: So does that mean we are all infestation!?

@FilmsNerf2

4 жыл бұрын

We're certainly an infestation to the comment section of any Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash video.

@cmcshane2740

4 жыл бұрын

Being controlled against your will? Just say no! They legally can’t control you without your consent

Kevin makes an amazing, evil pigeon. 😂 they should make a movie about his pigeon life

When I’m waiting for an RT video I watch a Call Me Kevin video to me the greatest duo on KZread right now

I’m slightly late, but happy birthday Kevin. At least I’m not half a year early this time

@ethan19quaife

4 жыл бұрын

Half a year early or half a year late

@ethan19quaife

4 жыл бұрын

@Oliver Franklin Well at least its in the face and not in the balls

No one: Absolutely no one: Kevin: I’m gonna try and poop on someone

@jolynekujobackfromprison744

4 жыл бұрын

r/uselessnobody

@BS23Designs

4 жыл бұрын

Also Kevin: How much poop does it take to destroy a van?

Kevin evolved into a pidgeon. Watch above you everyone

I only saw 4 seconds of the video and already saw Kevin and a Pidgeon with a toasthelmet. loving this already :D

Kevin's desire to be various animals makes me think he's a furry.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he is. (Reporting self promoters)

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, that’s Jim

@fishhead6818

4 жыл бұрын

He's either a wolf fox bear or penguin

@floofyfoxxo744

4 жыл бұрын

@@fishhead6818 broad choices there. i know which i'd pick.

@fishhead6818

4 жыл бұрын

@@floofyfoxxo744 which one?

My dog had to be put down today. This notification really brightened my day (just like always). Thank you for being you, Kevin

@bremusa322

4 жыл бұрын

hoo hoo sorry for your loss ♥️

@alienillusi0n

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u ❤️

one thing Kevin is actually good at: being a terrorist pigeon

I really enjoyed this, hope to see more from future kevin

3:37 this guy looks like he was from mafia city

I didn't realise I was leaving?! -Britain 2019

@ethan19quaife

4 жыл бұрын

Ill never understand you people repeating jokes and whatnot

@ferrariairwolf

4 жыл бұрын

UK*

@marigoldbells9581

4 жыл бұрын

Is a Brexit joke

As a kid, I once came across what I assumed was a very sick pigeon - it kept flying into a store window, then flying into the floor, repeatedly. I now know, it was Kevin, in his true form.

@ILuvAyeAye

Жыл бұрын

Honestly though, him the first few minutes is me playing literally any video game, forever. I remember otherwise good friends getting incredibly frustrated with me - it was like trying to teach your mom how to play a rhythm game, except I was 16.

Out of the 8 billion responsibilities I have...I’m watching someone else play a pigeon simulator.

Kevin please keep playing scribblenauts, ps I fecking love you, you adorable fecker

Damn now im remembering the game Fly like a bird. It was really good.

I already like you as a KZreadr, but I like you even more knowing you're Pigeon-friendly. Mad props dude xxx

"Diving in at the deep end that's how you poop." -CallMeKeivn Quoting people out of context since 1812

"Who knew it would have so many explosions" Anybody who has watched more than 3 of your videps kevin

This is exactly what Stephen King wanted to happen when he wrote his related, world famous book.. ..IT.

Its gotten to the point i like every single (New) Video in this channel, im so happy for Kevin that he's not one of those youtubers that create completly unoriginal content. You deserve to have all of your subs and likes Kev!

I'd love to see more of this game, you seem to be in your element as you encompass yourself in the role of pigeon pickens.

when Kevin Simulator comes out?

I AM GROGNAK THE DESTROYER'S SON! WAIT WHO AM I? I HAVE AMNOSIA

Every morning I wake up as Kevin posts and I watch his videos before I get out of bed. It starts my day off funny 😊

0:11 Kevin, his eyes are literally at the opposite sides of his head, his vision is different from the human's one. You're not ready to become a pigeon yet.

Kevin is now Pigeon! This must be one of Jim Pickens’ fantasys Day 271 of annoying Pigeon Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

Day 210 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

Just your average pigeon terror

I'm watching this in the car and I forgot earbuds. Hope they dont get worried hearing Kevin yell about vomiting on kids.

First he wants to be a bear, now he want's to be a pidgeon. I'm starting to think kevin may be a furry...

day 1 of telling Kevin to play more gta 5 rp

I can already see the headlines: *Pigeons cooperating with ISIS!*

You are a wholesome KZreadr. Ive been a fan a long time and I still love ya

Alternate title: pigeon simulator, but it’s played by call me Kevin

First thing he figured out is how to poop... hm...

"poop on a human.. that's on my bucket list too!" - Kevin 2019

I love your playthrough of this! Would enjoy seeing more :)

When Kevin was all like „Änderungen derzeit“ i laugh

@watermelonseditlover4726

4 жыл бұрын

Literally translated it means"changes these days/currently" 🤣

@Abubakarthekingofnigera23

4 жыл бұрын

Watermelons Edit Lover I don’t know German but my autocorrect thinks it does

@watermelonseditlover4726

4 жыл бұрын

@@Abubakarthekingofnigera23 haha it happened to me too when I want to speak English and it changes to German, don't worry!

Kevvy

Congrats on the success of the channel I love your videos and watch it all the time

Love the simulator videos Kevin. Your funny as feck as a goat, a pigon, a bear, that grass one and all the rest.

Day 9 of asking Kevin to play SCP: Secret Laboratory

I want Kevin to know that his videos are one of the best parts of my day :) thank you Kevin for being awesome!

"Maybe that's how you pick up the opposite sex, you just vomit then break dance" Ohhh, that's what that guy was doing at the club

Kevin genuinely tried to save the kids... *continuously flies into wall*

My favorite channel ever, loves the daily uploads, can't finish my day off without out

Another day, Another city terrorized into complete chaos. Good job!

I love all of you stuff Kevin.

Kevin ending the vid like that is so dark I love it