Can You Beat Hitman 3 Without Breaking ANY Laws?

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The deplorable acts i've committed in my years as a hitman seem to have caught up to me, so i'm gonna try to beat Hitman 3 without breaking the law, or at least by breaking as few as possible. Enjoy :)
OnionButter did this idea first; his video and channel is awesome and if you like hitman content you should definitely check him out!
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  • @windowledge21
    @windowledge216 ай бұрын

    Hope you enjoy the video :) I failed to mention this in the video (my bad) but this idea was done first by OnionButter, his video is great and if you enjoy hitman you should definitely check out his channel, though im sure many of you already have heh. kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z2WTu8uPptK9mM4.html

  • @dontparticipate240

    @dontparticipate240

    5 ай бұрын

    I thought you would’ve got the sniper to take out Vidal and the wife to take out Yates. It’s not a crime because you didn’t pull the trigger or push Yates off the balcony but I liked your way too.

  • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834

    @assfuckerthejointpounder5834

    5 ай бұрын

    There are laws that make it so that if someone stops and illegal thing from happening, they will not face penalty for stuff that would otherwise be illegal. Which basically means if you do something illegal to stop something illegal, it's becomes legal. And considering the illegal homeless person mind control stuff, that under such circumstances would allow you to commit an illegal act would that becomes legal. And for berlin, oh gee that safety stuff. A good lawyer might be able to win you a case, therefore making it effectively legal.

  • @blu3620

    @blu3620

    5 ай бұрын

    M'lord tis was huta fine video But one small issue... 16:00 driving a motorbike without a helmet is illegal!

  • @realdeadshotdaiquiri

    @realdeadshotdaiquiri

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank u for addressing this :)

  • @literlynoone3930

    @literlynoone3930

    5 ай бұрын

    I don't see how people think trespassing is bad like if I see a bald emotionless 6 foot man with a banana in his hand I wold happily let him through

  • @Shemcat
    @Shemcat6 ай бұрын

    Agent Thames is so reckless...doing that without wearing a hard hat cmon man, he was definitely responsible for his own death

  • @LavaCreeperPeople

    @LavaCreeperPeople

    5 ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @QraxDev

    @QraxDev

    5 ай бұрын

    1,1k likes and 1 comment? n o.

  • @DKdrop

    @DKdrop

    5 ай бұрын

    C’mon guys, there’s regulations for reasons. They might seem silly, but it’s important to remember that they’re usually written after the fact, often in blood.

  • @iexistexe

    @iexistexe

    5 ай бұрын

    Regarding his death, it's also not legal to steal from the trash in Germany since that belongs to the public garbage service.

  • @tuluppampam

    @tuluppampam

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@DKdropYeah, but anything that is likely to drop on your head in a construction site will cave your head regardless of hard hats In other situations they might be useful, but regulations are often made by people who don't know anything of what they have to regulate for safety

  • @guniverse.5847
    @guniverse.58476 ай бұрын

    You’re not sleeping tonight. 4:50 Disorderly Conduct 5:45 Lying to cover up a crime is illegal. 6:14 Trespassing The whole dartmoor thing can be legal if 47 didn’t uncover the murder. Otherwise it’s illegal. 10:15 “Whosoever unlawfully damages or destroys an object belonging to another shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding two years or a fine” -German Law. 10:30 2 accounts of manslaughter and property damage. (Or self defense! But if you say why, 47 gets charged by everything from the hitman games :/) 11:40 Premeditated Murder. You thought of how to do it. 12:02 Trespassing 12:22 Destruction of property. Technically the crime of sabotage but i wont count it. (Sabotage Under Federal Law There can be various levels of criminal intent necessary to achieve the crime. Under 18 U.S.C. Section 2155, a person commits sabotage if they: Act with intent to injure, interfere with, or obstruct. Note this is U.S law not German law, and he is Berlin) "Where the immovables or movables of units or individuals are requisitioned or if they are damaged or lost thereafter, compensations shall be made therefor" - Property Law of the People's Republic of China. This means every item taken in Chongqing is a crime. 13:03 "Trespassing can have both civil and criminal consequences. A property owner may be able to sue someone who enters their land without permission. Meanwhile, the trespasser also may face charges." 13:05 Accomplice to any murders commited from when you got hired to now (i think thats how it would work, thats probably not accurate) 13:35 Trespassing, Possible Wrongful Termination. 13:53 I'll assume you reloaded save. 14:05 Evading or eluding the police is a crime. It could count here. 14:13 That guy is either blind or an Accessory. Charge for him! 14:20 Possible wrongful termination x3 15:00 Trespassing 15:07 Trespassing 15:14 Battery if it did happen. 15:30 Tormenting, presumably 15:47 Property Damage. 17:17 Not property damage as he is cutting grapes as the wine field is already doing. Much faster than the actual employees i might add? 18:21 Destruction of Yates's property. 19:05 isnt it a crime not to report one? 21:21 He was looking ahead, presumably unknowing of the banana. Could make you liable for intentionally putting it right there. On top of all the Impersonation charges and such. Crime count: 23 + Impersonation charges, Chongqing stealing, Chongqing Accomplice kills.

  • @guniverse.5847

    @guniverse.5847

    6 ай бұрын

    @@iLoveBuckets69 Everything.

  • @hu031go

    @hu031go

    6 ай бұрын

    When he escaped with the scooter he didn't have a helmet

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn

    @alduintheanti-dragonborn

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@hu031goWE GOTTEM NOW!

  • @coconoisette

    @coconoisette

    6 ай бұрын

    What about the crime of Parkour

  • @jaroslavhorvat6307

    @jaroslavhorvat6307

    6 ай бұрын

    10:15 it could be argued damage was not intentional, however manipulation with specialized equipment outside of your contract/qualification is against Occupational Safety and Health laws - DJ should not attempt any electrician work under any circumstances

  • @rhodri2800
    @rhodri28006 ай бұрын

    You, a Good Samaritan, attempted to power up the dysfunctional crane. When you saw Agent Thames move into the danger zone, you did what any safety-conscious crane operator would by attempting to move the hazard. The crane was in greater disrepair than you could have guessed! Its subsequent fatal malfunction is clearly not your fault.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    5 ай бұрын

    E

  • @geoshark12

    @geoshark12

    4 ай бұрын

    Operating heavy equipment without a license

  • @enderking5220

    @enderking5220

    4 ай бұрын

    @@geoshark12 you are making the assumption that agent 47 *isn't* licensed to use heavy machinery.

  • @geoshark12

    @geoshark12

    4 ай бұрын

    @@enderking5220 you have to be licensed by the company that owns the equipment

  • @crosshairs007

    @crosshairs007

    3 ай бұрын

    @@geoshark12 That's just standard Agent 47 homework! He prepares all of his... uh... events... to that degree of thoroughness.

  • @thepawofdoom5001
    @thepawofdoom50015 ай бұрын

    This was so hilarious: ‘it’s not illegal; I’m sounding the alarm because there’s a hitman in the building’ keep up the great work 👍

  • @mauer1

    @mauer1

    5 ай бұрын

    I happen to know that there is a hitmen in the building.

  • @Carrinthe

    @Carrinthe

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that one got me laughing too

  • @The_Awesomeness999
    @The_Awesomeness9995 ай бұрын

    “Your honour, my client clearly didn’t break ANY laws. Just a tiny bit of trespassing, and messing with electronics for the purpose of harm, and only a small bit of impersonation.”

  • @omarothman12184

    @omarothman12184

    3 ай бұрын

    I read that with Saul Goodman's voice

  • @SturmGamerxD724

    @SturmGamerxD724

    Ай бұрын

    He never said he was someone else. They just assumed.

  • @The_Awesomeness999

    @The_Awesomeness999

    Ай бұрын

    @@SturmGamerxD724 EXACTLY. I never said ANYTHING about impersonation. Just ignore that part at the very end…

  • @user-qg9wx2il1o
    @user-qg9wx2il1o5 ай бұрын

    Trespassing isn't illegal if they're in danger, and there is currently a hitman on the loose (I think).

  • @chrishan7178
    @chrishan71785 ай бұрын

    "Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances" has to be one of the greatest lines I have ever heard.

  • @thesteamengineer442

    @thesteamengineer442

    5 ай бұрын

    Actual law in the UK btw, you can't play Fish Jenga there

  • @chrishan7178

    @chrishan7178

    5 ай бұрын

    @@thesteamengineer442 That is hilarious. I didn't even know fish Jenga was a thing.

  • @thesteamengineer442

    @thesteamengineer442

    5 ай бұрын

    @chrishan7178 I mean it is and isn't real. It's a joke Sam o' Nella made in one of his vids, but also you could play Jenga with fish, just not in the UK

  • @InsufficientGravitas

    @InsufficientGravitas

    3 ай бұрын

    I mean it sounds funny, but its basically just a law to make it easier to convict people for poaching salmon.

  • @lestersmug11

    @lestersmug11

    3 ай бұрын

    "IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA??!"

  • @andrewszanto9347
    @andrewszanto93475 ай бұрын

    To be fair, how menacing would it be if a man in a suit walked up to you holding a fish

  • @alexs5814

    @alexs5814

    4 ай бұрын

    Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' about? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who that is? Basically - kind of a big deal!

  • @iantophernicus6042

    @iantophernicus6042

    3 ай бұрын

    To be fair, I think it depends on the size of the fish. Menacingly approach a tree, wielding a herring? Go right ahead, buddy. Glide out of the shadows, holding the tail of a Persona-sized Guardian fish, draped across the length of your shoulders? This might appear impolite and concerning in a social setting.

  • @fear_the_nobodies
    @fear_the_nobodies5 ай бұрын

    I am pretty sure you can just kill all Berlin targets using that screwdriver in close combat after they attack you. Since they aren't authorised to use deadly force by state, it will be considered self-defense

  • @LiEnby

    @LiEnby

    5 ай бұрын

    I love how the government can just decide there allowed to murder you :3

  • @mauer1

    @mauer1

    5 ай бұрын

    after they attack you would be too late. self defense is the act of stopping the attack, or repeating attacks. if the other person stopped himself you cant retaliate and calling it self defense. also you cant just use any force. especially lethal with lethal weapons (or tools that used as weapons in this case) you can only use slightly more force than the aggressor to overpower them. if they use lethal forces you can use lethal forces but a hit is usually not lethal. in a trial you can make excuses for why you used more force than you wanted (like beeing in panic and the pistol the aggressor dropped was right beside you so you took it and shoot without aiming when the aggressor charged at you again) but this is still a crime it is just without consequences for you.

  • @dingdawng

    @dingdawng

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@mauer1 It depends on state/country laws. Typically if someone is out to kill you with full intent, you can administer lethal force. Clearly if people are rolling up on you with guns, they have full intent to kill you, making it self defense. If the law for that place is different then that sucks, but where I'm from if someone tries to kill you you can basically do whatever.

  • @mauer1

    @mauer1

    5 ай бұрын

    @@dingdawngwell mission is called berlin so i would assume its in germany. Its more about the options the defender has and if there are options to not kill the attacker that might already tip over the scale. and lets be real here the player in these missions has all the possibilities to not kill (outside of mission design), 007 is by far outmatching these ai opponents.

  • @Beremor

    @Beremor

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm not a lawyer, this isn't legal advice - I'm just some nerd looking up laws on the internet and doing his best to interpret them. From the Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch (or civil law book) of Germany: Section 226 disallows exercising any right for the sole purpose of causing damage to another. Amusingly this probably makes the banana kill illegal whereas just killing them after they start attacking might not be. Section 227 allows actions to ward off unlawful assault. So regardless of 47's other actions on the scene, he is legally allowed to defend himself against any and all civilian and criminal attackers for the purpose of stopping the assault. Section 230 (1) clarifies that self-defence must use the least force necessary. In the context of the game, this could be interpreted to mean that if the targets assault 47 and you don't have any non-lethal actions available to take, you'd be legally allowed to use deadly force, even if the targets wouldn't have used lethal force themselves. However, fleeing the scene of the attack is also an act of self-defence and must be considered as a possible action to take in response to the assault. I'm not entirely familiar with the enforcement of German law, but I faintly remember that people under investigation and on trial for self-defence should never concede that they could have taken another action and should insist at all times without fail that they felt their safety was at risk and they saw no recourse other than the actions they took. The story of the game mentions these agents were sent with the explicit mission and instructions to kill 47, so self-defence absolutely applies. You'd only have to find a way to justify killing.

  • @xxfrog_bombardmentxx2133
    @xxfrog_bombardmentxx21335 ай бұрын

    “Then I opened this safe with a code that was revealed to me in a dream” 😂😂😭

  • @TheOriginalElkstone

    @TheOriginalElkstone

    4 ай бұрын

    4:30

  • @adolfo777nica

    @adolfo777nica

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheOriginalElkstone0:00

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette6 ай бұрын

    To be fair since the Berlin agents are literally hunting you down i feel like you could build a case where you just "happened" to be caught with a gun near and had no choice but to kill them all in self defense!

  • @dumb214

    @dumb214

    5 ай бұрын

    You'd need a gun license. That's too much hassle, is there any way to kill them in self defence with a melee weapon?

  • @coconoisette

    @coconoisette

    5 ай бұрын

    @@dumb214 I'm pretty sure self defense lets you use whatever is near to defend yourself. But yeah, you can kill them all with screwdrivers as well i suppose

  • @schwingedeshaehers

    @schwingedeshaehers

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@coconoisettebut you need to argue, why you needed to kill the person, and not did less damage

  • @silasmcnichols7337

    @silasmcnichols7337

    5 ай бұрын

    @@schwingedeshaehers They are trained hitmen sent to kill you, I think you could argue it is reasonable to believe lethal force is necessary

  • @GloriousZote

    @GloriousZote

    5 ай бұрын

    In Belgium at least those laws are ignored in case of self defense such as these. @@dumb214

  • @NeunEinser
    @NeunEinser6 ай бұрын

    I saw an interesting solution for Berlin in a video by OnionButter, were he tried to not kill anyone. He would just put leaking gas canisters in particular spots, were the targets despite the obvious leak would decide to smoke a cigarette.

  • @edwardking9359

    @edwardking9359

    5 ай бұрын

    I reckon that intentionally leaving leaking gas canisters around places is probably criminal negligence, though.

  • @reelgesh51

    @reelgesh51

    5 ай бұрын

    No more negligent then the entire club though 😂​@@edwardking9359

  • @NeunEinser

    @NeunEinser

    5 ай бұрын

    @@edwardking9359 Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer and the original comment is not legal advice 🤪

  • @SeaguIISoup

    @SeaguIISoup

    3 ай бұрын

    @@edwardking9359this entire video is criminal negligence

  • @lighthouse6543

    @lighthouse6543

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@edwardking9359 Nah I just dropped the canister, I didn't know it was leaking afterwards, and then I was seized with severe back pain and couldn't pick it up

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa97746 ай бұрын

    I appreciate that you don't count using disguises as illegal. Like, irl if a guy just walked into someplace and changed his clothes, nobody would bat an eye unless he was trespassing in order to do so

  • @n_a8917

    @n_a8917

    5 ай бұрын

    As long as one didn’t expose themselves in the process 😂😂

  • @arathhunter

    @arathhunter

    5 ай бұрын

    Im sure that'd still count as stealing, if not from the idividual who left their uniform there, or if its the companies surplus stock for new employees. Let alone the tresspassing it requires to likely obtain and facilitate the need of a disguise to get around. But that'd really make the game impossible then.

  • @archerelms

    @archerelms

    5 ай бұрын

    Wearing a costume is not illegal ✅ The ways you obtain them in this game... pretty sure they'd all still be illegal. Stealing at a minimum, and usually trespassing does seem to be required ❎ Starting locations and their outfits, though... I think that's fair game. We can only assume someone (perhaps foolishly) hired Agent 47 for said job. Also some of these disguises could be considered illegal impersonation but surely not all of them right?

  • @thorin1045

    @thorin1045

    3 ай бұрын

    it is still a crime, not your cloth, the borrowing argument usually do not work, not that it matters, as that would be still illegal, just a lesser crime. taking the bananas and other items also stealing, as they are not yours. (maybe the staff in dartmor not counts as stealing, as you had the right for investigating.) littering is a crime in some places and still not ok otherwise.

  • @Dovah_Slayer

    @Dovah_Slayer

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@archerelms impersonating law enforcement, yes impersonating kitchen staff garnderers or other occupations that 47 can, no plus as you said going back to the starting locations it's entirely possible 47 was just hired for the jobs (and hence was given a uniform)

  • @jefescdo88
    @jefescdo885 ай бұрын

    “A code that was revealed to me in a dream” Fucking hell, that got me rolling, 10/10

  • @seanboyd5242
    @seanboyd52426 ай бұрын

    It’s illegal to impersonate a guard or officer

  • @MiddleEastRamaz

    @MiddleEastRamaz

    2 ай бұрын

    Hes not impersonating hes cosplaying!

  • @OhNoTheFace

    @OhNoTheFace

    2 ай бұрын

    He got the job with his own skills

  • @cejackson

    @cejackson

    Ай бұрын

    yeah

  • @cysa9008

    @cysa9008

    Ай бұрын

    police yes but security?

  • @cejackson

    @cejackson

    Ай бұрын

    @@cysa9008 yes still

  • @mohammed71712
    @mohammed717126 ай бұрын

    “A death in the hands of greed and negligence.” Bro this video is so funny I love it

  • @damejanea.macdonald2371
    @damejanea.macdonald23715 ай бұрын

    The way that the banana caused the guard to yeet the body bag down the stairs was an especially good touch.

  • @amronfortis187
    @amronfortis1875 ай бұрын

    Can You Beat Hitman 3 Without Breaking ANY Laws? "No." "Thanks for watching, don't forget to like and subscribe..."

  • @Ostr0

    @Ostr0

    Ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor5725 ай бұрын

    ideas: In Berlin, you can get yourself acquitted on Self Defense charges by legally entering the club (starting at the club entrance), getting spotted by Agent Price and having him fire at you first, and fighting back. This is because any obituary will eventually discover that the ICA were not club patrons nor staff.

  • @Chicenk
    @Chicenk5 ай бұрын

    I love that carrying a fish isn't illegal, but carrying on while being suspicious is Like, that's a real world law, it's wonderful

  • @Ostr0

    @Ostr0

    Ай бұрын

    *GO GO FISH Sword 🐟!*

  • @MyWaifuNow
    @MyWaifuNow6 ай бұрын

    That banana kill at 3:30 was so clean, I’ve seen a couple no kill runs and it usually takes other people dozens of attempts just placing one banana with 0 coins and hoping or literally needed to bring in 100 bananas to do it which isn’t exactly vanilla

  • @Le_Flatfish

    @Le_Flatfish

    5 ай бұрын

    only problem here, is that he broke another law. Don't know the specific law, but setting up a booby trap (and especially on another person's property) with the intent of harming an individual is quite illegal. to get into said position he also commited identity fraud (taking a guards disguise)

  • @MyWaifuNow

    @MyWaifuNow

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Le_Flatfish everything he did ended in someone dying from his involvement which would be a crime, its not possible to intentionally kill a target without it being a crime as even the mastermind in a crime ring is still a criminal even if he's never directly committed any of the crimes himself

  • @DaniRadriendil

    @DaniRadriendil

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Le_Flatfish Yeah, for the challenge to work at all, you have to disregard Criminal Negligence.

  • @bramvanduijn8086

    @bramvanduijn8086

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Le_Flatfish What intent? Look, hitman is just their name, it's not their intent to hurt anyone! And it's not a boob trap, it is a piece of fruit placed in a place where no sensible person would slip on it. Just wearing an outfit isn't identity fraud, you just like dressing up.

  • @LazyLoonz

    @LazyLoonz

    5 ай бұрын

    @@bramvanduijn8086 For Bram's special he uses his gaslighting card lol

  • @rRecoveryProd
    @rRecoveryProd5 ай бұрын

    0:10 Hey! Drop the fish, you hear?

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore36395 ай бұрын

    Agent Thames slowly and dramatically falling over after having an entire cement wheel dropped on him is absolute comedy gold

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope5 ай бұрын

    that banana ledge kill had me WHEEZING. Would love a ruleset that are physical comedy kills only. Slipping on bananas is the obvious one, but I'm sure someone sufficiently clever could come up with others :)

  • @sweatyskeleton7390

    @sweatyskeleton7390

    2 ай бұрын

    The moose kill from Hitman 1 would probably fit

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson60095 ай бұрын

    14:10 “Don’t snitch” 💀

  • @Daniellego284

    @Daniellego284

    4 ай бұрын

    He ain’t no snitch

  • @Sadtristan

    @Sadtristan

    3 ай бұрын

    lol 😂

  • @OhNoTheFace

    @OhNoTheFace

    2 ай бұрын

    Guard: "I don't get paid enough for this"

  • @Dorian_Barber
    @Dorian_Barber5 ай бұрын

    It’s only illegal if you get caught.

  • @MrMiddleWick
    @MrMiddleWick5 ай бұрын

    Before watching the video: How are you supposed to do it without impersonation, stealing, tresspassing or hell, even manslaughter? After watching: Yeah he did all of that in the first mission, kinda figured

  • @ynam.2622

    @ynam.2622

    5 ай бұрын

    To be fair the only one he technically did there was trespassing and impersonation. Which trespassing is a civil case, so technically should be ok for the run, and knowing agent 47 he should, in theory, be qualified for all the roles he impersonates. He never killed anyone and and he showed his arguments for all the theft as taking a banana off your “coworker’s” desk that they weren’t going to eat isn’t really a criminal action, so technically the only crimes committed were some of the crimes commented above. Edit: looked more into it and death via negligence is still manslaughter, so I’m wrong about the manslaughter charge.

  • @Darkwingfriend11

    @Darkwingfriend11

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@ynam.2622Nono see, It wasn't 47 being a negligent worker, he was simply doing his job as a crane operator/electrician/ and DJ. The victims were the negligent ones walking into hazardous environments without proper PPE like, Thames wasn't wearing a hard hat :P

  • @ByzantineDarkwraith

    @ByzantineDarkwraith

    4 ай бұрын

    In the first mission wasn’t he applying for a job in that building, which he got hired for? A man’s got a right to work, don’t y’know?

  • @TheAdvertisement

    @TheAdvertisement

    Ай бұрын

    - Impersonation, sure. - Stealing? Nah he put everywhere back, only borrowing. - Trespassing wdym that's clearly someone else. - It's only manslaughter if you're legally liable!

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood77746 ай бұрын

    In Berlin, you know all 10 guys are out to kill you. Literally just capping them with a gun can be called self defense. It's not exactly cut and dry, but you can try doing it in a way that you can easily explain in court. Maybe get caught by them so they shoot first. Self defense laws are a bit different in Germany. I don't know exactly how it works but their word for self defense is like "necessity defense" and it includes more than just defending yourself. Sidenote: Beating Chongqing without committing a crime is impossible because everything's illegal in China.

  • @lamp1585

    @lamp1585

    5 ай бұрын

    Not exactly easily explained in court it would be a long legal battle with your lawyers having to prove that you didn’t use excessive force

  • @GeorgeDCowley

    @GeorgeDCowley

    5 ай бұрын

    @@lamp1585 If they shoot you (or even prepare to), that's a reasonable case.

  • @iioxy7530

    @iioxy7530

    4 ай бұрын

    @@lamp1585 In german self defense laws your action isn't weighted against the attackers except for really extreme cases. So if someone tries to attack you (drawing a gun, trying to charge you) you are allowed to use lethal force if that will stop the attack.

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo12045 ай бұрын

    That Handling Salmon in suspicious circumstances reminded me to actually be careful about that law.

  • @tamriales
    @tamriales5 ай бұрын

    "The fictional land of England" paired with the Driftveil City theme put me on the floor lmaooo

  • @MaxwellCatAlphonk
    @MaxwellCatAlphonk5 ай бұрын

    8:23 When your rain world slugpup makes a dumb decision and dies:

  • @imconnecticutairsoft
    @imconnecticutairsoft3 ай бұрын

    In Dubai, you stole an official document and impersonated a private security guard.

  • @shiloh4447

    @shiloh4447

    2 ай бұрын

    It was halloween, it’s okay

  • @freehoppernz9058

    @freehoppernz9058

    Ай бұрын

    Found it on the ground

  • @heylolp9
    @heylolp96 ай бұрын

    After the 2nd Slip you were Trespassing as per the Games Detection System Which in the slightest case is a Misdemeanor and given the Occupation of Agent 47 Criminal Intent is easily found thus making it a full on Crime You good Sir, Are a Trespasser

  • @alexdavies7367

    @alexdavies7367

    6 ай бұрын

    Trespassing is a civil matter, not criminal

  • @asonofliberty3662

    @asonofliberty3662

    5 ай бұрын

    @@alexdavies7367depends

  • @Super-Earth-High-Command

    @Super-Earth-High-Command

    5 ай бұрын

    Trespassing isn’t wrong, it’s just Morally Questionable, he said it himself

  • @Stormlywing

    @Stormlywing

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Super-Earth-High-Command are people going to place you in jail for being in a room where you not allowed in How did you get in? Random hitman:I walked with you Everyone open fires like shotting is worst than being an Trespasser

  • @Malidictus

    @Malidictus

    5 ай бұрын

    I'll let the Dran know.

  • @lilithstenhouse267
    @lilithstenhouse2675 ай бұрын

    I saw onionbutter's first but actually found this more entertaining; his was very by the book with well defined rules, whereas you embraced the chaos and had a lot more room for jokes because of it

  • @ZoomKrazyy
    @ZoomKrazyy6 ай бұрын

    Honestly great video. Nicely edited, funny & well written script with a good voice over. This is the first video I've watched of yours and it hopefully wont be the last so keep up the good work dude 👍

  • @justberp734
    @justberp7346 ай бұрын

    You should try this on the hitman 1 and 2 maps as well I would love to see how they turn put

  • @viktor504
    @viktor5045 ай бұрын

    dying bc of a banana and a coin is just so funny

  • @luciandust2355
    @luciandust23555 ай бұрын

    4:31 *and then I open the safe with a code which was revealed to me in a dream.*

  • @Person_Personson

    @Person_Personson

    2 ай бұрын

    inception reference

  • @YourUniversalShowerShitter
    @YourUniversalShowerShitter5 ай бұрын

    14:18 When Jeremy is fired, he commits suicide.

  • @somenerd69
    @somenerd696 ай бұрын

    So many greed traps

  • @joelcarson2165
    @joelcarson21656 ай бұрын

    Hang on wait, if you are pretending to be an investigator, an investigator is apart of the police force, and impersonating a police officer is a crime which means you failed.

  • @rorystockley5969

    @rorystockley5969

    6 ай бұрын

    Not if he's a private investigator

  • @Riceyricericeyay

    @Riceyricericeyay

    6 ай бұрын

    If your talking about Dartmoor, he’s a private investigator, which means it’s legal

  • @Youngoalkeeper13

    @Youngoalkeeper13

    2 ай бұрын

    "PRIVATE" investigator

  • @vectordnb
    @vectordnb5 ай бұрын

    “A clear violation of the computer misuse act” 😂

  • @DeveloperLeroy
    @DeveloperLeroy4 ай бұрын

    1:38 I CANT ESCAPE THIS SONG AUGHHHH ITS DA ARCANE ODYSSEY BACKGROUND SONG I CANT FORGET IT

  • @lowejohansson1925
    @lowejohansson19255 ай бұрын

    6:15 trespassing

  • @CarltonSmith45
    @CarltonSmith454 ай бұрын

    11:33 "Your honor, in my defense....he made it really easy."

  • @ChibiPanda8888
    @ChibiPanda88884 ай бұрын

    19:18 the "friendship is important" line almost made me spit out my coffee. This whole video is brilliant.

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax4 ай бұрын

    Think of it this way, it isn't so much a "I followed the law" challenge as it is a "If I was arrested this is how Saul Goodman would argue my innocence and succeed" challenge

  • @mildlyentertainingham
    @mildlyentertainingham5 ай бұрын

    Technically you could have fought the guards in the Yates mission to protect yourself, so it would’ve counted as self defense

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman5 ай бұрын

    11:36 Well, Thames was breaking Occupational Health & Safety by standing beneath a suspended load. It was only a matter of time before he was involved in an unavoidable workplace accident.

  • @runforitman

    @runforitman

    5 ай бұрын

    even more so the crane operator is liable for leaving the controls unattended while there was a suspended load highly negligent of them

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy965 ай бұрын

    Starting locations are lore accurate to your challenge. You can say 47 went and actually got employed and went through all the red tape to legally get that position (both business position and strategic position).

  • @JarmezGD
    @JarmezGD28 күн бұрын

    I love this video, fun storytelling and your sense of humour is great. Come back to watch it every now and then

  • @dysennn
    @dysennn5 ай бұрын

    that first banana slip was hilarious. you are the most creative hitman for sure

  • @kirby_official_
    @kirby_official_5 ай бұрын

    0:51 Possesion of firearm isn't illegal unless you have the paperwork for the gun, but yeah i dont think 47 has one.

  • @Someone_Existing_1

    @Someone_Existing_1

    Ай бұрын

    He sounds a lot more British than American, so unless he has a license that you can only get under very specific circumstances, he cant

  • @andrewhennis1786
    @andrewhennis1786Ай бұрын

    11:40 This is like someone’s defence in court being: “Well it’s not MY fault he stood in front of my bullets”

  • @DeMuypr
    @DeMuypr5 ай бұрын

    Law abiding assasin... Accidently steals a bike in Chongqing

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter4 ай бұрын

    3:35 If this is logic, I raise a quote from Halo Reach: “I once met a soldier who told me he thought his weapon was a time machine. He wasn't killing the enemy, but moving them forward to a time when they were no longer alive.”

  • @GamingEelektross
    @GamingEelektross5 ай бұрын

    14:40 Though not necessarily an illegal detail alongside the other stuff, Jeremy's route after being fired is to call his mom then look for his friend (Royce's bodyguard). Not that 47 would really know about this, but since you also killed the friend with the fire along with your target, Jeremy will kill himself as a result of not being able to find him so there could be some accessory to suicide charge or whatever it would be. Could be argued that incapacitation of someone to prevent themselves from killing themselves is justified in some degree, idk.

  • @SgtSupaman

    @SgtSupaman

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, I would say detaining someone to prevent them from committing suicide would be excusable in the eyes of the law, but he wouldn't be required to do so. 47 didn't actively encourage the guy to kill himself (by telling the him to do so) or assist him in killing himself (by providing the means to accomplish it). Even if he had done one of those things, they are only illegal in certain places.

  • @AdityaGupta-om8ez
    @AdityaGupta-om8ezАй бұрын

    "Simply leaving my property in a safe place and planning to pick it up when I am hungry" Why does it sound so right..

  • @bookshop7337
    @bookshop73375 ай бұрын

    Fun fact! In many U.S. states, it only counts as trespassing if you are explicitly told that you cannot be in an area via signage or in person, or are there to steal, harass, or damage property. Provided you don't cause any damage to people or their property, you shouldn't have to worry about trespassing char..... oh, huh, dang

  • @robertwallen3
    @robertwallen35 ай бұрын

    This channel is severely underrated. You deserve so much more subscribers

  • @aqwaa3057
    @aqwaa30575 ай бұрын

    Dude i love your humour. When i clicked on your video, i def wasnt expecting that it came from a channel with "only" 5k subs. The quality is amazing. Keep it up dude id love to see more hitman content in this form

  • @jochem12jdj
    @jochem12jdj4 ай бұрын

    0:07 fun fact: In the UK, the Salmon Act of 1986 actually states that it is illegal to “handle salmon in suspicious circumstances” Suspicious circumstances basically means that specific salmon has been illegally fished or that salmon-that has come from an illegal source-has been received, retained, removed, or disposed of

  • @AgressivePigeon
    @AgressivePigeon25 күн бұрын

    Diana pulling her hairs out with this one. "47 this isn't even silent assassin any more just JUST PLEASE DO A CRIME"

  • @JetfuleJerry
    @JetfuleJerry6 ай бұрын

    This was really well produced and surprised at sub count. All around good video.

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep92 ай бұрын

    8:31 technically you could argue and say that's self defense lol since the other assassins are specifically targeting and trying to kill you with lethal weapons

  • @turtwig6779
    @turtwig677922 күн бұрын

    Watching a Lawful Hitman gameplay with Driftveil city playing in the back is something I didn't know I needed, good vid bro ❤

  • @Wolfieboi0527
    @Wolfieboi05273 ай бұрын

    14:11 Guard rn: "Wha- I'm not gonna tell simply just because I feel bad."

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg5 ай бұрын

    I desperately want to see Agent 47 try to pursue a normal life. He's so hyperfixated on assassination that seeing him trying to give a house tour is perfectly intriguing, I love it

  • @MrGhosta5

    @MrGhosta5

    4 ай бұрын

    Agent 47 retired after the first hitman game to become the gardener of Gontranno Church.

  • @ChibiPanda8888

    @ChibiPanda8888

    4 ай бұрын

    But that didnt last ​@MrGhosta5

  • @pacomatic9833

    @pacomatic9833

    4 ай бұрын

    Ad if you watch him tour the house, he says some interesting things about it, like a red floor hiding 'stains' and a bathroom being slippery and dangerous.

  • @VampireNewl
    @VampireNewl5 ай бұрын

    I freaking love the fact that Agent 47 signiture weapon is making his enemies slip on Banana peels, it's like he went to the loony toons branch of assasin school

  • @DatDavdus
    @DatDavdus5 ай бұрын

    Amazing video, your calm voice along with a really good structure made this really comfy and fun to watch. Keep it up man, you are great ^^

  • @TheAgamemnon911
    @TheAgamemnon9113 ай бұрын

    In that world fuses are so rare and expensive, no building has them installed at the power substation of each floor... yet functional ones are thrown in the trash.

  • @thedndfanatic
    @thedndfanatic5 ай бұрын

    My man took vitim blaming to the next level

  • @krisloveschicken3939
    @krisloveschicken393922 күн бұрын

    "Next, we arrived in the fictional land of England" - windowledge

  • @Meme-to2qq
    @Meme-to2qq5 ай бұрын

    Hey man i checked your channel out and it looks like this video was chosen by the holy algorithm. I have to say I love the week thought out jokes and editing in this video so I'll most definitely subscribe. Can't wait for a next upload!

  • @jkbenbot9305
    @jkbenbot93055 ай бұрын

    Note about Germany, as you aren’t contract killing, you could abuse its loose self defense laws and just kind of walk around until people try to kill you, then kill them in self defense.

  • @Andy47357
    @Andy473575 ай бұрын

    22:03 you’re accessory to murder by letting Diane kill him

  • @sinteleon

    @sinteleon

    4 ай бұрын

    To be fair, it's arguably self-defense on Diane's part. At the very least, the guards seems to think so too.

  • @Andy47357

    @Andy47357

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sinteleon in a court that would be hard to prove especially since the floor has plastic on it meaning an attorney could push a jury to believe dianne had premeditated the murder which is way worse and on top of that she didn’t notify the authorities which would make her guilty in the eyes of everyone

  • @sinteleon

    @sinteleon

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Andy47357 Except, she did it in plain sight of security guards (aka effectively authorities), which are also key witnesses in this case; You basically have 3 witnesses, including 2 security guards who are NOT in Diane's employ and started clearing the body from the scene. (granted this is assuming said guards recover from their banana knockouts, though it is highly likely said guards also communicated the incident before starting to move the corpse regardless) Regardless, there would be a clear instance of sabotauge of evidence by the security guards to pin anything on Diane; their fingerprints would be all over the bodybag used to move the corpse. Also, the floor having plastic on it also further proves the point of it being in self defense, against pre-mediated murder on the victim's part, considering the whole area is a setup by the victim to begin with.

  • @_Ekaros

    @_Ekaros

    2 ай бұрын

    47 did not know Diane would stab him. Maybe he thought that she would show the screwdriver as surprise to him. And freezing and panicking is only natural reaction to event.

  • @unknowable4147
    @unknowable41472 ай бұрын

    Love the humour! This is exactly the kind of humour I am looking for in Hitman videos haha Hope you do more! :D

  • @CluelessAnon
    @CluelessAnon5 ай бұрын

    4:00 I LOVE that this is an option for the player. They absolutely know what we're here to do, and that's fuck around and find out.

  • @thelunchtabletalkers7358
    @thelunchtabletalkers73585 ай бұрын

    If you said the butler did it, the actual killer would poison Madam Carlisle and you could still be given the file by solving the case. This is just an alternate way of doing things that's also kinda funny.

  • @ye4thorn
    @ye4thorn5 ай бұрын

    2:45 that is the rent for the rental suit you are renting.

  • @Scabs-og
    @Scabs-og4 ай бұрын

    10 seconds into the 1st video I've ever watched of yours and I have subscribed

  • @aqwaa3057
    @aqwaa30575 ай бұрын

    Dude i love your humour. When i clicked on your video, i def wasnt expecting that it came from a channel with "only" 5k subs. The quality is amazing. Keep it up dude id love to see more hitman content in this form

  • @OKIGorgon
    @OKIGorgon5 ай бұрын

    21:25 I mean, running away and using bananas is nice and all, but wouldn't fighting back against someone trying to kill you for something you didn't do count as justified self-defence and thus not a crime?

  • @chainsawboy2388
    @chainsawboy23885 ай бұрын

    Context for the Videl being killed by Yates is that Budel was basically planning a Coup against their boss and Diana and Videl were against that and Videl threatened to eat Yates out to their boss so he killed her, as for why he didn’t kill Diana she was their bosses pupil basically and he wanted her death to look more like an accident or something like that idk it’s been a while.

  • @Snowblaze_
    @Snowblaze_4 ай бұрын

    This was quite entertaining! Thank you for your effort!

  • @Capta1nTD
    @Capta1nTD5 ай бұрын

    Whether or not the law is "sound" in this video means little to me. As the mental gymnastics used to try and justify this playthrough more than makes up for it in entertainment. 10/10, subscribed for more.

  • @timporter
    @timporter6 ай бұрын

    What's truly criminal is how you don't have more subscribers!

  • @DuffTerrall
    @DuffTerrall6 ай бұрын

    "Possession of firearms is illegal." 🦅*laughs in American*🦅

  • @tommeakin1732

    @tommeakin1732

    5 ай бұрын

    Bruh, at least try not to be cringe. Read between the lines lol. No matter where you are, trying to bring guns into most of these in-game situations comes with legal fuckery. But yeah, I'm not aware of anywhere in the world where guns are outright illegal lol

  • @DuffTerrall

    @DuffTerrall

    5 ай бұрын

    @@tommeakin1732 I'm a middle-aged dad. Cringe is all that I have left.

  • @Pingu_Pangu
    @Pingu_Pangu5 ай бұрын

    I love everything in this video , you put up a lot of work and i thank you for that❤

  • @Akakikukaku
    @Akakikukaku5 ай бұрын

    You've convinced me that banana is an astronomically dangerous object

  • @hubaiiiii
    @hubaiiiiiАй бұрын

    0:02 "Been a hitman for decades now" 1st game came out in 2016 (8 yrs ago). So who'd you kill before that?

  • @ariflan

    @ariflan

    20 күн бұрын

    I just realized that 2016 was 8 years ago

  • @spyguy888

    @spyguy888

    20 күн бұрын

    First game came out in 2000 lmao. There’s quite a few of them but this new series is a reboot.

  • @AntRoxFur
    @AntRoxFur5 ай бұрын

    12:02 tresspassing

  • @SpringySpring04
    @SpringySpring045 ай бұрын

    This was a pretty interesting watch! I'm also happy to see that for some parts of the background music you used Celeste soundtrack, that's pretty cool!

  • @CoolNixto
    @CoolNixto4 ай бұрын

    Great video. I like your writing style a lot. Looking forward to future uploads

  • @UrAverageStudent850
    @UrAverageStudent8505 ай бұрын

    when he slid down the ladder during 6:24 it said he was trespassing

  • @Disassembly_droneN_

    @Disassembly_droneN_

    2 ай бұрын

    It was for the video, he did it so he could show the body

  • @onomatopoesierrr9427
    @onomatopoesierrr94276 ай бұрын

    Well in Germany not helping someone is considered illegal, so teeeechnically you committed a crime at 11:08. (Love the video, keep up the good work man)

  • @darthhydreigon820

    @darthhydreigon820

    Ай бұрын

    I mean u can say "I was surprised and didn't have time to react to the situation"

  • @logeymusic
    @logeymusic26 күн бұрын

    That one guard yeeting the bodybag down the stairs did send me

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci5 ай бұрын

    The final mission with 5 Banana peel KO’s should be canon. Diana would NEVER doubt 47 ever again after seeing him take out a small private army with nothing but a handful of well placed fruit.

  • @rotsteinkatze3267
    @rotsteinkatze32675 ай бұрын

    10:20 What you are doing is still illegal. At least in Berlin, acording to german law the act of seting up dangerous situations would be clasified >Fahrläsige Tötung

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