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@LucHohage

Ай бұрын

Cure Coated coins?😐😑

@landond4218

29 күн бұрын

Do the kill everyone challenge but you can't kill anyone and use the same rules you used in this video

Imagine that you're the ICA and after years working with 47 being a scarily elite assassin who makes every single one of his kills look like tragic accidents, he suddenly goes absolutely insane and starts killing people with one of the most identifiable and bizarre signature weapons ever.

@null9014

5 ай бұрын

he went... _bananas._

@amous64456

4 ай бұрын

diana would say f*** this and just kill 47

@VexWerewolf

4 ай бұрын

@@amous64456 She's done that, what, three times now?

@Gfre12334fdc

4 ай бұрын

​@@VexWerewolf Yeah I think

@AmounHarry

4 ай бұрын

BANANA

To be honest, Cheru's ability to become a wise-cracking Hitman make me feel proud of him. Give this dude some succulent Chinese meal.

@Schizophrennial

9 ай бұрын

@@danielnorris1262lmao

@mihailgarabajiu837

7 ай бұрын

Ffuiihb200994

@MiniLoot1230

7 ай бұрын

@@scorpionking9184 thats a good one

@frostyelwood9898

6 ай бұрын

He’ll be arrested

@Phantom_of_Black

5 ай бұрын

@@frostyelwood9898 for such is Democracy Manifest!

It gets to the point where I think Cheru could be a real life hitman

@michaellatten7914

11 ай бұрын

Don't encourage him.

@MFJonesJr

11 ай бұрын

@@michaellatten7914 I don’t know man I would want to go out by being assassinated by a British man with bananas

@BackMaster

11 ай бұрын

Or it’s his origin story

@coolnamepending7604

11 ай бұрын

It gets to the point where I think Cheru is a real life hitman

@MFJonesJr

11 ай бұрын

We unlocking a whole new theory bro 💀💀💀

The fact that one of the most efficient hitmen in the history of mankind not having a single drop of blood on his hands is probably the most hilariously ironic thing ive heard, lmao

@DragonKnightJin

7 ай бұрын

Not so sure about "efficient", but certainly gets the job done. Eventually. And without it being tracked back to him.

@eadweard2214

6 ай бұрын

He gets it done. Inevitably. But he will. So, very effective. 100% success rate and all that.

In the Miami map in hitman 2 you can actually make one target kill both himself and the second one. There is a mission story line in which becouse of a cmplex chain of events you can trick Robert into detonating an explosvie in Sierra's car, but the game doesn't actually forces you to put the bomb in the car, as long as it's activated somewhere the chain of events can continue, and if you put it in a hidden place, then start Robert's animation, get the bomb and plant it behind him in a certain position, he will activate the detonator, kill himself with the explosion and his death body will fall into the race tracks, sierra will crash with it and get his ass killed in an accident. It's the silliest thing ever

@Techhunter_Talon

7 ай бұрын

WHAT!? XD

@lornbaker1083

7 ай бұрын

There's a dark way around that one as well. You can trick him into using the detonator himself blowing up his own daughter. And then he shoots himself in the head. At least I think that's One of the opportunities. Also, if you shoot out the tire with a bullet, it makes a slide whistle sound as it crashes

@SuperMoveTimmy

6 ай бұрын

Cool

@Techhunter_Talon

6 ай бұрын

@@lornbaker1083 That doesn't happen. He'll actually attempt to evacuate the mission area via his helicopter and you'll be forced to deal with him before he can do that.

@Dovah_Slayer

5 ай бұрын

My favorite hands clean kill is making the robot kill him all you do is give it a picture of him and he gets turned into Swiss cheese

"My target Mr. Dickhead, was busy being a Dickhead, along with his Dickhead bodyguard, who followed him around everywhere, like a Dickhead." goddamn that made me do a damn spit take

@Echoe-14

5 ай бұрын

Source for the pfp pls

@ultragogitorose4552

5 ай бұрын

@@Echoe-14 google, search up “Zero Two Bikini” You should find it

@queen_zj6136

5 ай бұрын

@@Echoe-14darling in the franxx

@ApolloCaskie

Ай бұрын

I started laughing, mumbled "that's a lotta dickhead" and then almost choked at my own comment.

Because the colorado level pissed me off so much, I did the tedious job of knocking out except the targets and piling them up outside the main compound entrance. It took me about 4 hours, but I had suit only, never spotted, no bodies found, never recorded, and I made a save and did all of the tougher challenges. Basically you just leave a gun on the ground where one of the targets can see it and they keep getting a new victim. The hardest part is the beginning when everyone's in pairs and it's hard to separate the gate guards. When there's only like 5 guys left on the map, it's a lot easier - especially the sniper assassin challenge. What a pain that one was. ... and then I spent another 45 minutes just constantly blowing up the pile of unconscious bodies because it was hilarious.

@engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940

10 ай бұрын

cool👍

@Cheesyier

7 ай бұрын

@dontlookatmyprofile4425 shut it

@doylerudolph7965

6 ай бұрын

Sniper assassin in Colorado is easy, even without a silenced sniper - put a sniper in a briefcase on the water tower, get one of the guards on the rooftop to come down the stairs, put them in the box under the stairs, take the other rooftop guard down, put them in the box on the roof, climb up, snipe a target (or two if you're feeling lucky) and then slide down the ladder and get into the box. Stay in the box until the guards give up. Rinse and repeat until all targets are dead, leave the level through the fence near the water tower. It was my first suit only completion of the level. I had to look up a guide to get SOSA though lmao.

@danbuckig4564

6 ай бұрын

Props for the dedication. 👌👌

@pdughi

6 ай бұрын

@@doylerudolph7965 Suit only sniper silent assassin is a wee bit trickier.

If you think guards failing to find a copious amount of bananas was hilarious, I've had them frisk me when I had a half-dozen gold bars in my inventory during the New York mission. How they didn't find them... or find them suspicious in the slightest I do not know, but it was indeed hilarious. :P

@SuperMoveTimmy

6 ай бұрын

"Yeah, that checks out. Okay, move on."

@dreemurrdelm7865

5 ай бұрын

I mean, being fabulously wealthy and incredibly strong doesn't make you a murderer does it? No one would expect murder via gold bar, they're only paid to check for weaponry.

Fun drinking game: Do a shot every time he says B A N A N A in this video

@Oh_Hael_No

11 ай бұрын

You can't fool me, agent 47. This is one of those "poor life choices" that you're gonna kill me with

@randoavis2

10 ай бұрын

@@rush6085 Thanks for counting the amount of achohol I need to buy :)))

@youtubeuser9090

9 ай бұрын

Bros trying to give people alcohol poisoning

@Riceyricericeyay

9 ай бұрын

@@rush6085 how much to die once?

@Vertically_rotated_shark

9 ай бұрын

​@@Riceyricericeyaydo maths

Australia has the funniest people ever. Also, B A N A N A

2:15 Securite 4:58 Diarrhea Mondolas 9:24 Francesco De Panties 13:01 Ren-dez-vouse 16:12 Cholera Dado 17:23 Pen-a-lope Gravytrain 17:41 Michael Jackson 18:10 Maya Perverti 28:04 Crack Cocainus 29:11 Mrs. Drugs 29:53 Jorge Masvidal 34:26 Janus the Anus 41:33 Fat Leonardo DiCaprio 43:05 Mr. German Scheissevideo 44:04 German Dingleberry Supreme 45:31 Cahrlohs 57:03 Ronald McDonald Yates 59:37 Mr. Choders

@gineriella

10 ай бұрын

@28:04 Crack Cocainus.

@user-zy7wt1kt1q

8 ай бұрын

28:04 crack cocanius

@lylahsworld3930

8 ай бұрын

2:15 securite

@ozon3k

7 ай бұрын

59:37 Mr Choders 😆

@Harryshortsae

7 ай бұрын

This is the most unfunny youtuber of all time. He gave me the last push i needed for eternal peace

I’ve literally done this before and it was the most braindead challenge i’ve ever done. Holy shit the amount of shenanigans and tomfoolery that occurred was unparalleled

@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115

9 ай бұрын

Antics, if you will

@SuperMoveTimmy

6 ай бұрын

schemes, for short

@ducttape9940

5 ай бұрын

Escapades, if you should like.

@wolfpacknight7930

5 ай бұрын

Mishaps, if you would

@IndigenousRealGuy

5 ай бұрын

@@wolfpacknight7930 Chicanery, if you can

The funniest way to kill Mrs Japanese lady in Hokkaido is by dressing up as the yoga man putting a banana peel at the end of the yoga pier and watching her ever so slowly yoga pose into a banana peel and then into a rock below

Cheru is quite simply the goat

@cheru

11 ай бұрын

no u

@NoaPlays4924

11 ай бұрын

@@cheru yes

@oDynamik

11 ай бұрын

@@cheru no u

@SmileUponBalls

11 ай бұрын

When the chads meet each other:

@bigdickdude007

11 ай бұрын

YES

My father turned down going to see the new Indiana film, so I'm glad I got to see at least one movie today.

@cheru

11 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq

6 ай бұрын

​@@cheru No target kills wow interesting how did you manage this will out killing anyone in missions at all ?

@EVALUATE80

5 ай бұрын

​He got other people to kill them Or, BA NAHNAH​@@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq

To be fair an assassin in real life that skilled could be a real possibility and also be very very effective , because it can be pretty hard to convict someone of a series of unfortunate events

Some day I wanna see a kill everybody challenge without killing anyone

@youtubeuser9090

9 ай бұрын

I wonder how he would go about doing that

If Cheru was a hitman, he would immediately go looking for explosive ducks, bananas, and a hilarious way to kill somebody 😂

@treysonmartin3809

10 ай бұрын

lol, hes a hitman in disguise

Oooh, thanks for compiling these Cheru! :3 The kill-all videos are a delight, but I love how weird and interesting you can get while being hands-off. Or should I say, I love how BANANAS you can get? :P

I love how a guy carrying 100 bananas isn't suspicious to the guards

I love this guy, and his “abnormally large potassium stick”.

Next, I beat Hitman 1, 2, and 3, and nobody survived

all the perfectly timed cuts never fail to make me laugh🤣 even cheru cant hold it together while reading the script

Cheru is such an awesome comical hitman, he deserves at least one BAN AN NA.

Imagine agent 47 was just a really unlucky guy who acidentally had other people kill others and him being scapegoated.

"Abnormally large potassium stick." Needless to say that line clocked me in the face with an abnormally large potassium stick.

Perhaps the Minions are more cunning than anyone ever thought. They understand the power of Banana.

"Option 2: You don't choose Option 1. Someone dies." Very poor words when you're standing in front of a deep pit with your back to the guy you're trying to blackmail.

@DannyWinsatLifeYT

6 ай бұрын

Right? Like, that's a death wish right there

19:05 ragdoll took a second to remember where its supposed to go💀

I literally just finished watching them all 2 minutes ago and found this ffs

@cheru

11 ай бұрын

rip

@matthewdennler2953

10 ай бұрын

Me too

I’m genuinely concerned for Cheru. I’m starting to become convinced he could plan and arrange hitmans irl. ☠

@Harryshortsae

7 ай бұрын

December 18th 2023

@reirose1449

7 ай бұрын

?@@Harryshortsae

@Harryshortsae

7 ай бұрын

@@reirose1449 count your days little bro

@pink_sky_morning4842

6 ай бұрын

@@Harryshortsae wtf did rei do to get this

@Harryshortsae

6 ай бұрын

@@pink_sky_morning4842 you're up next pal 😈 oil up im coming

18:30 i love how he just falls into the grass, while also dropping like 30 pennies

always a good time watching you Cheru!

A HUNDRED BANANAS

Love your vids cheru you are the reason I even got Hitman keep up the good work

Cheru missed an opportunity at 45:22 where the guy killed him by saying "get up and fight the aliens"

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@nothing-xf3rx

11 ай бұрын

hello

@Subplshi

11 ай бұрын

Thx

@BrianYapleOfficial

11 ай бұрын

this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a.

@CIA...

11 ай бұрын

B A N A N A

@toastoftoast

11 ай бұрын

you need to do this on freelancer

Nothing better to wake up to than a brand new cheru video on a Saturday morning

Cheru uploading almost every day is amazing

Glad I found this video, this guy is effortlessly hilarious

„I didn’t know who Gaucho was, but eventually I found him.“ I don’t know if he intentionally pretended not to know what a Gaucho is for comedic effect or if he genuinely didn’t know and was looking an eternity for a guy _named_ Gaucho - but both options are HILARIOUS (Also, I like how he laughs at his own dumb jokes as if he’s surprised by them. This entire video feels like somebody commenting on their own gameplay, but with a script written by that one friend who always got you in trouble in school. I love it.)

I watched this vid already and I will watch it again

I find it really funny that you can get away by the helicopters in game even if you are being attacked when helicopters need like 30 mins to take off irl, but Agent 47 can do it in only a few seconds. lol

@ChibiPanda8888

3 ай бұрын

Hitman logic

B A N A N A

This is hilarious 😂 you gained a new sub dude keep up the great work!

Thank you for making my day mate 😂

I love how the wife who killed the guy for you was dressed like a ba-na-na.

Ah I enjoy the adventures of Agent 19 and his trusty potassium sticks (Potassium is the 19th element on the periodic table)

The Minions love this guy...because of his enormous BANAAAANAA!

Keep making more Content Cheru This Is Amazing

this actually had me in tears

He'll be forever known from henceforth as The Yellow Menace.

Love this and the kill everyone challenges! These compilations r great !

Just imagine ru a heavily trained soldier and a veteran and get knocked out by a bald dude with a banana💀💀💀💀

Damn you, sir, you made me laugh so hard I shat myself. Well done.

@SuperMoveTimmy

6 ай бұрын

stinky

This is something we all know we wanted with out even knowing ourselves that we wanted it.

"And overflowed both sinks as I stared at myself in the mirror, trying to figure out... what the hell was wrong with me" BANANA

Your Honor, It wasn’t his fault he kept placing bananas under their feet while they were vomiting off a ledge!

Agent 47 is so smart for bringing 100 bananas, since it's important to have enough food with you. So he doesn't get hungy.

1 hour of Chero, man this is heaven

Cheru woke up and chose to violate the innocent people

The npcs see the bananas at the border of a building* npc: Someone will die... In this place...

Thanks for the 1 hour of hitman

Hit man 3 dubai mission Marcus guard literally said you gotta fight the aliens??? So they are real 😮

26:58 I like to think her comment should have been "Uhhh... Good work 47. I didn't know you had the ability to defy gravity with your accident kills...."

I'm sad that it's 2023 and I'm only just now really starting to find videos going into the pure joy of banana in Hitman.

😊😊Cheru Always Brightening the Day with More Strategies

I'm scaired this is like the 3rd or 4th post in a month and they are of good length cheru ur amazing 🎉

🤣🤣 the "with all that walking you'd think I lose a few pounds.. but I actually put on about 80" got me w the next clip 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i thought he was joking

Of ALL the Hitman content I've seen I have NOT laughed so hard before 😂😂 😹

Even the CAMERAMAN isn't safe from Cheru. He's a literal god. The CAMERAMAN dares not to not film cheru. For fear that cheru will smite the cameraman

Every time I watch a hitman video, I can’t help but miss the days when hitman game have a plot

Many of these targets have one thing in common with their deaths They were found slipping and sliding on those banana peels

the pronunciation of Rendezvous hurts my soul. good job 👍

Great stuff, always enjoy a good heodown

Idky this doesn’t have more likes, this had me chuckling practically the entire time lol

"And after finding the detective i banged him in the head with my big yellow dingong." _-Cheru, 2023 Truly a beautiful quote.

My only hitman experience is with hitman absolution watching your videos makes me realize how much I've been missing out

I just love how this man says the word banana. Deffo my favourite thing about this video.

Cheru - Propane Me - Hank Hill would be happy hearing you say that (King Of The Hill reference)

thanks for the new vid bro!!

i like how he makes people touch the targets that're on the banana pile and they slip which makes them the murderer.

Have seen this before will see it again

@ChibiPanda8888

3 ай бұрын

Same

The BANANA keeps caching me off guard the way he says it got me on the floor each time

Bro the way you say “banana” is so funny

"Separate them from their consciousness" This is poetry

Lol, an hour-long video! So glad to see another video!

Cheru should definitely try the bird% challenge on hitman 1, 2 and 3 I just think he'd make it hilarious

This is one of the funniest yt videos i have ever seen

I see Cheru has found his new favorite suit

this is the best hitman video I have ever watched

Nah bros a minion if they where killers 😂

I fell asleep while watching this due to staying up all night when I woke up, the video was over, and it had played three other of his videos

Cheru, you wonderful, wonderful human! what have we wonde do recieve more hitman content (yes ik its 3 videos you already posted but still) . i think this causes you to recieve a succulent chinese meal, from agent 47 himself

Just a FYI in Balkok you could’ve just lured those two, Jordan and Mr, Ken to each other in one room, when that happens Jordan fights Mr. Ken and shoves Mr. Ken off of the balcony, then you do the microphone thing yada yada yada you win, I just thought that would’ve been. More fun!

@gretchenryder2331

11 ай бұрын

EDIT, it was in Thailand.

You know it’s a good day when you get a notification and see it’s cheru

idk if u saw my comment on last video but thank you for making a longer video

watching the guard in the first mission fall on the nanas like a cartoon and the other guard running away from him was the funniest thing

Never thought you could do it good job