I love how oddly specific Theo’s disses are 😂

@timkiebzak6735

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaine 👍

@connormayfield6705

4 жыл бұрын

This is a real departure from your name

@Sethclement96

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like

@willyumche

4 жыл бұрын

@@connormayfield6705 goddamn it I came here to say essentially the same thing and you've already done it better

@mattasticmattattack8546

3 жыл бұрын

Its intelligence put into it , your smart too , sorry 😢

"you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" killed me

@Wafinoodle

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still crying

@danielwarren129

5 жыл бұрын

What's that even mean

@larrymcjones

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Warren Just roll with it dude

@drewfleming5584

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielwarren129 that he looks like a deaf dude that works out....

@conormac9437

5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even realize someone else commented about this but it’s so fuckin funny bc dude legit looks like a buff def guy for w.e reason

"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left" I am 100% stealing that line.

@MrKinghuman

4 жыл бұрын

Ramna Viaz that one hit home bro. Rough. Lol

@Nesto38

4 жыл бұрын

That along with the 'tism line

theo is so good at what he does, he makes you forget you got clickbaited thinking he's gonna roast the jenners.

@XPRforJustice

2 жыл бұрын

Bro this comment hhhhhhhhh

@amandathompson6789

2 жыл бұрын

Dammit, this did just happen and I did forget until I scrolled past this comment😂😂

@shakethese317

2 жыл бұрын

Big factz

@reecegraves3738

2 жыл бұрын

What video is the thumbnail from lmao.

@Tarzander

Жыл бұрын

Lol got me too

"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down's Syndrome" 😂😂💀💀💀

@lntoTheSunset

5 жыл бұрын

Adan Fuentes that’s inspiring

@LouieOakwood

5 жыл бұрын

@@lntoTheSunset well thats what I thought cuz I didn't start em...

@AmmaraSHAH773377

5 жыл бұрын

I actually fell for that in another vid

@stephen32frazier

5 жыл бұрын

That fuckin TISM boy

@kamalaharry9514

5 жыл бұрын

He beat down the syndrome !

Theo: Lee, you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@jaybosher6144

5 жыл бұрын

joey's so old schools his laughs need to load

@andronymous31

5 жыл бұрын

Omg this is the BEST Joey Diaz quote EVER!!! 🤣

@shankrl1

5 жыл бұрын

jay bosher holy fuck I cried at this

@roadhog6654

5 жыл бұрын

*weezes*

@apronwhores1196

5 жыл бұрын

ahahahahahah

"a brush with that tism" Theo has a wonderful way of wording things. Makes any thing sound poetic 😂

@n0nksz

Жыл бұрын

that tism line nearly killed me at work! LMFAO

@Kobeautycincy

Жыл бұрын

That made me seriously LOL. I was in the comments looking for someone else who appreciated that too 😂😂

@akademikz23

Жыл бұрын

We've been saying this since the late 80s

@tarpkic720

Жыл бұрын

..& I mean anything. ✌

Theo looks like he knows exactly what type of seasoning goes with each type of opossum.

@gerryfromthevoid8986

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. He looks like he's eaten some persimmons in his lifetime

@josem.rodriguez8069

2 жыл бұрын

@@gerryfromthevoid8986 🤣

“You look like that Italian that drowned than lived” holy shit hahahahaha

@anthonygruner2670

5 жыл бұрын

Bobo Curlin That’s comedy gold 😂. How he thinks of some of this shit

@mrsfellster

5 жыл бұрын

Then*

@nickmattio3397

5 жыл бұрын

On a full meal of pasta lol

“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”

@fairday2570

5 жыл бұрын

The funniest shit ever

@thomasrainbow

5 жыл бұрын

He also said he's like Of Mice and Mossimo looool

@Heddan1992

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I heard it like northern iraq

@jamesjoseph1249

4 жыл бұрын

That is so spot-on it's insane.

@twarken5078

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires....😂

Theo is genuinely chapelle/ Farley level of naturally funny. He doesn’t have to be doing comedy, he’s just a funny dude.

@AIKnowYou

Жыл бұрын

Theo isn't as deep as Chapelle at least from what we see in videos, but damn if he isn't quick and witty.

Theo’s off the cuff insults are always so random yet so incredibly accurate

I could watch Theo trash Brendan all day. 100%

@mcmuffin7612

5 жыл бұрын

Dean Wyatt roasting hinchcliffe was awesome

@henkiedebomb

5 жыл бұрын

Dean Wyatt That would devalue heaven

@Qurisx

5 жыл бұрын

I live for Brendan getting roasted

@FalcaoElTigre

5 жыл бұрын

Train by day, roasting Brendan Schaub by night. All day!

@jasoncoffey7093

5 жыл бұрын

No doubt

the brisk of a brush with that 'tism

@agawied2910

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Robertson gotta shut it down

@micahhunter2706

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I didn't catch that at first.

@DGRIFF

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@DGRIFF

5 жыл бұрын

And one of them uses moisturizer, and the other one NEEDS moisturizer. Theo is too much to handle sometimes.

@CasaVerdita

5 жыл бұрын

Lost my shit

“Chris looks like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” was priceless.

I feel like that thumbnail is clickbait. I wanted to watch him roast Kendal and Kylie.

@AussieDad79

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah!!! You just reminded me that’s what I clicked for!!! Bloody clickbait. I was laughing so hard I got sidetracked. Damn it!!

@ratfacekilla1839

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I doubt he could say shit about them, half the NBA would beat the mullet off him.

@beerzerker7583

5 жыл бұрын

welcome to youtube

@justinchoi6334

4 жыл бұрын

Kendal gender

@jarhead3571

4 жыл бұрын

@@ratfacekilla1839 They wouldn't do shit, the NBA is filled with a bunch of pussies nowadays.

schaub is such a good sport. i miss public school homeroom humor

@dungeon-wn4gw

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel like all that has gone away since O&A stopped and all the old school comedians have pretty much gone away

@ChiefVizier

5 жыл бұрын

@Elton Joel get better friends

@thomasrainbow

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you do but watch King & The Sting if you haven't yet

@MaitreSpader

4 жыл бұрын

That's his english blood

@carltonneckbrace4039

4 жыл бұрын

They call it bullying now

Took me a second to realize the Joey Diaz one was just audio

@Baqsam99

5 жыл бұрын

There should have been disclaimer for us who entertained the possibility that the video portion was stuck.

@sunandmoon6578

5 жыл бұрын

Same here lol I thought they were just staring him down

@rorybray7356

5 жыл бұрын

Sun and Moon lmao same

@TheTomm101

5 жыл бұрын

Knowing the flying jew, it wouldn't be a surprise if he legit was moving that slow, 1500mg deep into a star hahaha

@Tha4thLetterr

5 жыл бұрын

Took me a couple seconds to realize they weren't moving

“You look like a French Paul Bunyan..you look like if Paul Bunyan just sat around all day drinking champagne and did no forestry” LMAO

@realBatman-89

3 жыл бұрын

Tek

Dude. When Theo decides to light someone up, it's over for them. So great. Genius.

"Cousin who once got stung by a bunch of bees.......". Kills me every time.

@giraffewithtattoos2770

5 жыл бұрын

It might've killed the cousin, too

“One of them WEARS moisturizer and one of them NEEDS moisturizer”🤣😂😂😂

@masonwaugh3013

3 жыл бұрын

(callen)I've got bad skin works perfectly 🤣

@CharminIsBallin

2 жыл бұрын

That made me crack up too much bro. Im waking up my gf lol

I’ve never seen a person more qualified to make people laugh on a professional level, than Theo Von. He’s funny without even trying 😂

"you look like a mechanic from nordstrom rack" best roast ever from theo

3:47 "One of them uses moisturizer and one of them needs moisturizer" LOL

@jah6270

5 жыл бұрын

trackidiot i was about to comment that, honestly almost died right now the pan over was perfect

@420lovless

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha Brian with his psoriasis.

@hsoj5489

4 жыл бұрын

People laughed at that?

@TheKazuluka

4 жыл бұрын

“I have terr - I have terrible- I have bad skin” lol

Got those verbal dark arts bruh

@hurricane1nox

5 жыл бұрын

rat king

@TheNickJonathan

5 жыл бұрын

Gang gang

"There's rumors around my town that i beat down syndrome" - Theo Von

"He was on the brisk of frickin' gettin' that , you know, a brush with that tism. And so his brain, you know, told him we 'gotta shut it down'." XD

He is such a breathe of fresh air in the comedy scene!

@buckrogers4820

5 жыл бұрын

Charles T she said thanks!

@dankestranch8738

5 жыл бұрын

I love his delivery

@buckrogers4820

5 жыл бұрын

TerraFirma 55 pretty close 🤫

@MansterBear

5 жыл бұрын

Theo and Owen Benjamin are 2 of my favorites

@buckrogers4820

5 жыл бұрын

MansterBear complete opposites.. but both funny. Theo much better in a group interview where owen gets butthurt easily

Prison joke was the best...Hey man were breaking out tomorrow, nah man I gotta wake up and make breakfast though.

@stepheng887

5 жыл бұрын

That “Okay guy!” gets me everytime 😂

2:12 “he looks like a strong jellyfish”👍🏼😂👍🏼

@Skwidd_Man

4 жыл бұрын

"and that's all he looks like!" Hahaha

@jdc1957

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent

Everything this dude says and does is funny. I look at him and I laugh. He’s got some wild energy.

"A brush wit that 'tism." DEAD

@dopedonshortyg6967

4 жыл бұрын

Flipstylee6 I know Jesus, I can barely breathe right now 💀💀💀💀

“A brush with that tism” I lost it

Theo you just made me laugh out loud for the first time in a long time. Thank you.

"You look like a french Paul Bunyan"

2:37 joey diaz's laugh hahaha. that's when you know Joey heard a good joke.

@franciscosauceda95

4 жыл бұрын

Damn tea kettle laugh. That's how us fat dudes laugh when we here some really funny shit.

@cameronbaker5862

3 жыл бұрын

Priceless sound

@dickwolf9253

3 жыл бұрын

Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@LUckybones25

2 жыл бұрын

Joes laugh sounds like a dragon breathing.

A brush with that 'tism 😂

@beastmode4668

5 жыл бұрын

Coral Reefer I laughed so hard 😂

@Wafinoodle

5 жыл бұрын

@SS 'tism stands for Autism, he's basically saying if Brendan Schaub kept on getting his ass beat in the MMA he'd have gotten autism. Not scientifically true, but hilarious.

@christ.3296

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wafinoodle lmao how he said with a straight face fkn killed me lmao. I woke up the entire house with my uncontrollable laughter

Theo vonn is really good at pinpointing feelings of a time/place/thing and turning them into disses

I'd pay a lot of money to see Theo Von and Jeff Ross go back and forth at each other

Theo is a killer. The funniest around right now.

@Josh-pk3vd

5 жыл бұрын

Hands down.

@dtown902

5 жыл бұрын

Omg you people have a horrible taste in comedy. He’s not that funny.

@waloacme

5 жыл бұрын

So, tell me master... Who is the funniest of them all?

@jcjcc1960

5 жыл бұрын

dtown902 comedy is not the same is it?

@waloacme

5 жыл бұрын

He's from Luisiana you genius. And yes he grew up in the 80s and 90s when black street culture was and still is relevant. His comedy style is actually fresh. But if you don't get it, then you just don't.

Theo is legit funny off the cuff

@Polyfusia

5 жыл бұрын

I think he might be the legit FUNNIEST off the cuff.

@jeremyanger8427

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. I prefer him on podcasts over stand up, he kills me on podcasts. But if he keeps at stand up he should only improve.

@tannerk9036

5 жыл бұрын

Hes pretty funny but to anybody that lives out in the country this is very typical humor I'm not saying he's a bad comedian but just above average it's the city folk that think hes hilarious

@MarcusTheDarkness

4 жыл бұрын

@@tannerk9036 interesting take. I think he's hilarious and I'm a city guy, so I can't argue.

@tannerk9036

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarcusTheDarkness Yeah hes definitely funny it's just like huh that's the same as any semi funny guy out here which I guarantee most of them couldn't do stand up so its definitely cool to see him do comedy

my favorite current comedian. love the way this dude’s brain works. no one else is like him

He's running solely on bone marrow. He's like a strong jelly fish. Lmao

You're reading like the smartest brother in Jr high😂😂

@RaoulDuke1776_

5 жыл бұрын

boozum 1 hahahaha golden!

Theo is the most under rated stand up comedian in the game right now. He's so consistent. Always kills it. Never disappoints

@papiagua

Жыл бұрын

His standup isn't good yet, his podcasts and interviews are amazing though, his off the cuff stuff is so good. He needs to just go riff off the audience

@canefan17

Жыл бұрын

@@papiagua exactly

@HugoStiglitz88

Жыл бұрын

But he's underrated because his stand up isn't what he's best at

@Subs1338

Жыл бұрын

His standup is amazing live.

@smwrbd

Жыл бұрын

Enigma...your comment about Theo being "the most underrated comic of all time" is "the most underrated comment of all time." But, if nobody likes this comment, then this comment, will replace your comment, as "the most underrated comment, of all time..."🤔 Can we at least agree on this, Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

The genius of his roasts is that they are so abstract but at the same time are 100% spot on. Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack? Deaf guy at the gym? French Paul Bunyon? Like it's all shit that makes you go WHAT THE FUCK? but is completely accurate

3:57 is literally what happened when everybody left LA and Brendan decided to stay 😂

that laugh of Joey when he makes fun of Lee 😂

The best one for last. 😂🤣👏😤

@jmason165

5 жыл бұрын

what did he say before he said, 'cause i didn't start em.'?

@rorybray7356

5 жыл бұрын

jmason165 "There were a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down Syndrome" "Really? That's inspiring man" "That's how I felt when I heard them, coz I didn't start them"

@jarmopaakkonen2045

5 жыл бұрын

Best one was The smartest brother in junior high

These two... I can listen to them all day. Their laugh is contagious.

Cant watch this clip without crying every time. Dude is hilarious

jesus the way he described Brendan was spot on

@iceswallow7717

Жыл бұрын

floating dead guy who survived

"He looks like a strong jellyfish and that's ALL HE LOOKS LIKE!" ...Kills me 😂

This is the first video I ever saw of Theo & now ive seen him live and never miss a podcast

"I'm about to put quarters in your eyes, and play your ass" is literally the best thing I've ever heard.

You know Theo got him good when Brendan grabs his leg or foot lmfao 😂😂😂I love these guys they are so funny it’s crazy

God I love Theo Von's jokes and disses 😂 the man is a master of creative terminology lol

" a brush with that tism" one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

“You look like a mechanic for Nordstrom rack” lmao

"One of them uses moisturizer , and one of them needs moisturizer."

I never heard of Theo before about 2 or 3 weeks ago and he's just suddenly all over the place on everyone's podcasts dropping some of the best comedy I've ever heard. Brilliant. And he just Davided that Schaub Goliath. Gotta hand it to Schaub too though. He just took all those crazy shots and didn't cry or bust a vicious nut on Bryan at all. At least during that segment. Because he wasn't there.

@flurbanmoran7797

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Morriston mkultra

@TranscendentalTunes

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah Schaub is a good guy

@thatotherguy4200

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Morriston same bro.. Heard him on rogans podcast and I got addicted.. Started his podcast too

@diogeneslantern18

5 жыл бұрын

ThatOther Guy first time I saw Theo on Joe's show I honestly thought who the fuck is this hillbilly, and then I bothered to actually listen to what he was saying and he has a pretty high EQ. He is very insightful.

@allanshpeley4284

3 жыл бұрын

All part of Theogate. Look into it.

Love watching the big guy cracking up so hard at all theos u look like jokes. They're both awesome!

“The deaf guy who goes to the gym” Why is this so specific and so true!

Lee had me cracking up when he said he's doing good, its the best he's ever done

“You read like the smartest brother in junior high”

Never get into an roasting battle with Theo. That deaf guy that goes to the gym broke his soul man

The joke he said in front of Kylie and Kendall had me laughing!🤣

Theo in his prime right now

@MarcusTheDarkness

4 жыл бұрын

man my mind is kinda blown, like where did this come from? I remember him from Road Rules (or was it Real World), and then dude just pops up again out of nowhere, blowing up at nearly 40 yrs old lol.

@rimspin2410

3 жыл бұрын

In his prime? He’s not a fckin athlete dude, he’s a comedian. As Bill Burr says “it’s not like I’m gonna tear my Achilles and can’t write a joke...”

Lmao you look like a def guy that goes to the gym... idk why but that’s soo accurate and hilarious

Nobody in the world makes me laugh like Theo 😂

He's so much funnier when he's not doing stand up. Would like the see more Podcast stuff and casual comedy stuff

I see Theo Von, I hit play.

@Baqsam99

5 жыл бұрын

You're a simple man.

@thatotherguy4200

5 жыл бұрын

Its a simple lifestyle one must live

That's awesome Theo.. Love you dude. Brendan is so cool to love that guy he seems so genuine.

Dude! That was awesome!

Deaf Jack Russell

@heelinoff2472

5 жыл бұрын

SpaceGhostPurps def a glaring omission lol

@andrewsheppard2404

5 жыл бұрын

SpaceGhostPurps Agree bro thats definitely the funniest :)

Love the Brendan Roasts jaja

@stepheng887

5 жыл бұрын

“jaja”?

@shamrock7599

5 жыл бұрын

BEATNGU42 - he’s laughing in Spanish

Man joeys laugh is impossible not to recognize yet impossible to describe

Is there just a 24/7 loop I can feed into it’s never enough lol

Bruh this dude kills it. I just found him yesterday, he top 5 that quick.

" I got a cuzing that got stung by a bunch of bees 1 time on a picnic an y'all look similar" lmao on this episode he kept telling Brendon that he looks like he got stung by bees and he needs to get it together had me dying the whole podcast

I think Theo is my new favourite comedian. Something about his delivery just makes me die laughing

Theo is already close to my inner dialogue , but it gets closer the more i listen

Theo Von and Joey Diaz make me laugh like no one of this podcasters comedians

I had a cousin that got stung by a bunch of bees one time and y'all look similar

Great stuff keep it coming !!

Theo the only human to actually beat down syndrome.. respect

Theo Von is naturally funny 👏👏

''And one of them uses moisturiser and one of them NEEDS moisturiser''🤣🤣

Literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched

The prison one makes me laugh so hard

Great edits!!!!

How do you extract clips to use in compilations? 🤞🙏

"One of them uses moisturizer, and one of them needs moisturizer "!! Lmao omg my abs my abs ouchhh!!!

“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack” 😂😂😂

“You read like the smarted brother in junior high” I’m dead that was hilarious

Brendan got Theo good tho.. "you look like the kid who went to the arcade but was too poor to play, so he just watched stood over your shoulder watching'... that shits spot on

"Mechanic from Nodstrom Rack" literally created KATS

Gang gang

@aldousbrawndo996

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Von looks like an Amish guy saw a video of Nsync from '97, got a "makeover" and left the farm asap to find the nearest gay bar and somehow ended up on tv

@ethan1747

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Reeves Wow.. I had no idea someone would have so much to say about a comment that just said “gang gang”. I’m not mad at it though, Nsync is the shit. I reckon they probably inflicted a lot of people with gay back then.

you look like a mechanic from nordstom rack is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard, and it's so true. also the you looked like an italian dude that drowned and then still lived LMAO