Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.

@yinyuetrifecta

4 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnn

@fearanarchy

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait

@kayceewhite

4 жыл бұрын

In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂

@doggomcd

4 жыл бұрын

@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.

@sk3reviews181

4 жыл бұрын

He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂

Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?

@LaPride247

4 жыл бұрын

age

@pollumG

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz it's a mask.

@BlanBlan19901990

4 жыл бұрын

He takes on many forms.

@tedstyle3798

4 жыл бұрын

That is called a shape shifter

@jonahs8261

4 жыл бұрын

lol

He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀

@romulo353

2 жыл бұрын

I'm deeead

@ben6993

2 жыл бұрын

Love it 🤣🤣

@Scarletraven87

2 жыл бұрын

SHAQ was close 2nd

@dsrree

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.

@Aidenhua

Жыл бұрын

@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀

“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good

@mikefixac

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.

@dalmnationtwitch7931

Жыл бұрын

@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie

@MrRinre

6 ай бұрын

It's a great movie.

@TheBrianhj

5 ай бұрын

The movie sucked dick compared to the book

“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣

@1968luch

4 жыл бұрын

Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂

@mr.bender1692

4 жыл бұрын

I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.

@hardanalljr.3138

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek

@mr.bender1692

4 жыл бұрын

@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!

@hardanalljr.3138

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy

the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting

@JamesonEst1780

3 жыл бұрын

I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂

@jasperverwijs8834

3 жыл бұрын

Mmm' indeed

@natebowman1190

3 жыл бұрын

Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?

@FirstLast-sy3rj

3 жыл бұрын

JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.

@jamal_khan

3 жыл бұрын

The Roast Master General

"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm

@jammiiee

2 жыл бұрын

tremendous

@SF-ko7hm

Жыл бұрын

It does bud, if that answers your question

@justlift213

Жыл бұрын

As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐

Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.

"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.

@jjryan1352

3 жыл бұрын

Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.

@XxMusclecarsxX

3 жыл бұрын

seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa

@cjsnappi1535

3 жыл бұрын

“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”

@markladenheim5352

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.

@ghoststrad2000

3 жыл бұрын

I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”

"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead

@treetrunkexpress8684

3 жыл бұрын

Are you ok

@treetrunkexpress8684

3 жыл бұрын

Do you need help

@MrSpencerMcIntosh

3 жыл бұрын

That one was funny asf

@Skatefool97

3 жыл бұрын

Very underrated joke

@alexpapatonis978

3 жыл бұрын

This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂

People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke

"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha

“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.

@jnate2001

4 жыл бұрын

Says the comedian lmao

@emmankianga9082

3 жыл бұрын

She needs pain killers for that burn 😂

@corybalogh8448

3 жыл бұрын

Dias06 No they aren’t

@KarlHerzog

3 жыл бұрын

@Dias06 He should've said longer though.

@tdestroyer4780

3 жыл бұрын

What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.

Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!

He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.

@mail-qh2qc

6 ай бұрын

The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too

@user-cb2lz8yy9s

3 ай бұрын

@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.

He looks like a real life Simpson's character

@AfroCuban4life

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄🔥

@anaa9245

4 жыл бұрын

Nice roast lol

@ichigoisthegoat

4 жыл бұрын

Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard

@davidfincher9705

4 жыл бұрын

@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,

@williambradford1603

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on

"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.

@ethanners6605

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@benjaminhould627

3 жыл бұрын

Are you trolling? Lol

@ethanners6605

3 жыл бұрын

@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh

@ethanners6605

3 жыл бұрын

@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up

@flyingmonkey8245

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke

7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂

@dukezilla3471

8 ай бұрын

😂

I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy

@frankiefavero1666

Жыл бұрын

I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!

Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend

@efishta

4 жыл бұрын

A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.

@bsherder

4 жыл бұрын

3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

4 жыл бұрын

Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh

@TonyHavenMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him

@samuelaurora3632

4 жыл бұрын

bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..

"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold

@Br-sy9vi

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that part 😂

@NotYourTypicalLakersFan

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I watch your channel

@renthevillain1885

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious

@EpicBunty

3 жыл бұрын

That guy asked for it lol

@treetops6438

3 жыл бұрын

7:21 another golden one!

I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁

"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.

“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭

@dantedt3931

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@PonyBoy1776

3 жыл бұрын

If that ain't the truth

@danielprovost

3 жыл бұрын

That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!

@ufcknockouts07

3 жыл бұрын

"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha

He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast

@ItsBinhRepaired

5 жыл бұрын

Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk

@techmaniac69

5 жыл бұрын

@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age

@roper2334

5 жыл бұрын

techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂

@techmaniac69

5 жыл бұрын

@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi

@mitcht1026

5 жыл бұрын

i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that

One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.

Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.

"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo

@craz8876

3 жыл бұрын

I actually lol I’m that one

@painkiller1968

3 жыл бұрын

offoffoffoff?

@busyb5107

3 жыл бұрын

Killed them with that one

@noahpatton9276

2 жыл бұрын

Aughyeee.... ask yahoo

@Bugneedfix

2 жыл бұрын

Made their career relevant again

20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career

@isaiahcampbell5657

4 жыл бұрын

and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career

@HookedCamper

4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Nugget Amen To that

@scottielambert9312

4 жыл бұрын

Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.

@isaiahcampbell5657

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny

@scottielambert9312

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.

He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations

This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious

"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha

@oo7moses

5 жыл бұрын

Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!

@thesweboy2873

5 жыл бұрын

Difference is that he is famous.

@eazy1174

4 жыл бұрын

Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know

@prncssdi83

4 жыл бұрын

I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.

@paradoxlust

4 жыл бұрын

Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.

"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣

@moathalsaif5592

4 жыл бұрын

This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.

@keithbaggetta2374

4 жыл бұрын

Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha

@jeroengaruda4300

4 жыл бұрын

@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true

This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.

Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha

Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”

@jjryan1352

3 жыл бұрын

Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.

@David-kl7to

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this lmao

@takerfan4ever

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny

@tddouble9412

3 жыл бұрын

@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol

@takerfan4ever

3 жыл бұрын

@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.

"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.

@reggiebrownjr9105

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest one here lol 😂👌

@clapadamclap

4 жыл бұрын

that one was stone cold savage!

@flinchless

4 жыл бұрын

That was Don Rickles funny

@chrissearl2376

4 жыл бұрын

I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol

@monitoler5721

4 жыл бұрын

If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂

Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7

This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.

@ilan4837

4 жыл бұрын

NoahTV wow

@shaneward7836

4 жыл бұрын

Actually Rick and Morty is one person

@jamesrickard7234

4 жыл бұрын

Thos person whos name is in the title

@albatros280

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Saul Goodman too

@zino618

4 жыл бұрын

I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person

"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"

@itsneverlupus5544

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@itsneverlupus5544

4 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@thelastmemphian

4 жыл бұрын

H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.

@guillermolopez7727

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing

@jakejones6652

4 жыл бұрын

H.L then you’re a fucking idiot

Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.

He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.

"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact

@Lawgang94

3 жыл бұрын

While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.

@Joker-qr5se

3 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.

@ElvenMans

3 жыл бұрын

I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂

@yourmomsbox7455

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post

@DEEPMUCH

3 жыл бұрын

He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.

“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO

@TheRockLobsterMafia

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God TARA RIED!

@dimeen

3 жыл бұрын

Haha they were so fucking offended

@brandonrice1124

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.

@LettuceBunnies

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimeen so good to watch

@ferd31

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?

Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!

I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!

"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.

@s.r8042

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, damn

@velzun8075

2 жыл бұрын

Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀

@brianrogers8122

2 жыл бұрын

i fucking died hahahha

@Vixey_Starr

2 жыл бұрын

Messed up

@water8756

2 жыл бұрын

I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it

“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL

@sam04019491

2 жыл бұрын

That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.

@Corsayr

2 жыл бұрын

@@sam04019491 drop out

@robertburbulea8503

2 жыл бұрын

@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies

@RockyPalermo1

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant

@satorougojo

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead

This is what 2021 and beyond needs

"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂

@Daniel-js2dk

4 жыл бұрын

richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?

@ickdon7999

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷‍♂️

@yayo4478

4 жыл бұрын

As a black man I approve of this joke

@cottonballsjoe

4 жыл бұрын

...alright see you at home 🤣

@ihavenoidea2616

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?

One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"

@TheAutumnWind_RN4L

5 жыл бұрын

Damn.

@youtubisashoe

5 жыл бұрын

At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality

@fightfannerd2078

5 жыл бұрын

Live Wire lol is there a clip of that

@onestepbeyond7240

5 жыл бұрын

@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?

@onestepbeyond7240

5 жыл бұрын

@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast

Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.

"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao

Back when people weren’t so offended...let’s go back

@wiskyr6510

3 жыл бұрын

Bro come on now...some of these clips are less than 5 years old. 5 years ago, people would say the exact same shit about shit before that. Really, this rinse and repeat "people are too offended' bullshit is just getting old

@chrisb.7787

3 жыл бұрын

People are to easily offended. Cancel culture has to stop before free speech is removed from our society.

@Xialoh

3 жыл бұрын

@@wiskyr6510 You must not actually live on this planet, huh? You messaging from a space station or something? People not too easily offended...lmfao. If only your delusions were real.

@echo8337

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone's a fucking pussy these days. . . I miss the good ol' days

@wiskyr6510

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xialoh well you completely missed the entire point of my comment, so maybe you should stop, rethink your response, and then maybe return with something actually productive instead of calling me "delusional." In fact, it's a little ironic...

"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"

@wsredtyui

4 жыл бұрын

@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd

@alexcarey8005

4 жыл бұрын

Dodi he has long arms

@alexcarey8005

4 жыл бұрын

*Dodo

@alexcarey8005

4 жыл бұрын

*Dozo

@lt4324

4 жыл бұрын

@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"

“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.

"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.

@Celtics20

2 жыл бұрын

Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂

@anthonyontv1061

Жыл бұрын

That was a great line, I love Norm though.

@nathanwilliams4005

6 ай бұрын

@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.

@Cherokeechuck9

4 ай бұрын

"He can't help himself"

By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂

@lucaschauvet5174

5 жыл бұрын

nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are

@KingVikidin

5 жыл бұрын

comedy comes in 3's

@Magerquark

4 жыл бұрын

he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol

@horse-4598

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive

Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.

“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative

“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.

@aaronjames5276

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

4 жыл бұрын

Please and thank you.

“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣

@rafaelnacha1788

4 жыл бұрын

This one has me dying

@theloveguru7520

4 жыл бұрын

Yupppp

@daniellee1722

4 жыл бұрын

That was gold

Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.

I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!

“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad

@DoubleMonoLR

3 жыл бұрын

That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.

@johnf.hebert1409

3 жыл бұрын

Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though

@Artdeepmind

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D

@ericksonjustinAK

3 жыл бұрын

That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.

5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was

@dustinb1070

2 жыл бұрын

Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.

@minto420

2 жыл бұрын

@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol

@bresidentpoejiden8253

2 жыл бұрын

I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep

@dustinb1070

2 жыл бұрын

He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.

@Oh6Torch

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”

You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol

In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.

The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me

@shutterap5812

4 жыл бұрын

Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha

@Juice-ig3jz

4 жыл бұрын

The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol

@GeekedOutNeckbeard

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be

@billyashworth3944

3 жыл бұрын

Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too

@josepartida1711

3 жыл бұрын

I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂

“Drew Carey is to comedy, what Mariah Carey is... to comedy.” I don’t care who you are, that’s a good joke right there.

@aaronjaben7913

3 жыл бұрын

classic

@kyateelvin8746

3 жыл бұрын

He used it again

@9391862

3 жыл бұрын

yea, I did not understand that one.

@adamdesanti6713

5 ай бұрын

It's a very versatile joke. It works for any genre.

@Gisburne2000

4 ай бұрын

Only works if you're American. I had to Google 'Drew Carey' to find out who he is. It didn't help much.

Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯

"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO

@ballin1394

5 жыл бұрын

for some reason I thought of CNN..

@growing367

5 жыл бұрын

lol ISIS videos

@jayu9642

5 жыл бұрын

Lool i laughed and cringed so hard

@terrorbilly2520

5 жыл бұрын

previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol

@eddieanderson9399

5 жыл бұрын

that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol

Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO

@Gqgeorge1453

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus she’s a dime tho

@buyzaxbys1774

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me

@AbuHajarAlBugatti

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting

@beastvader

2 жыл бұрын

@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username

@thomashardy7961

2 жыл бұрын

He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.

Jeff has such an incredible range, from "Barbecues" to prisons, dude has done it all!

Just a legend in the making. Legend.

2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.

@cuterabbit8498

5 жыл бұрын

That wasn't the bad part.

@lifestraight

5 жыл бұрын

Not fuckin' with the racist jokes

@stevesilverstone4385

5 жыл бұрын

​@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.

@lifestraight

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.

@stevesilverstone4385

5 жыл бұрын

@@lifestraight Let's hear one

"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.

It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot

Bruh this dude is a roast legend. I would've loved as a kid growing up with him lol

Back when people didn't get immediately butt-hurt over everything...

@josharntt

5 жыл бұрын

People in real life still don't act like that

@ctenosaura7380

5 жыл бұрын

Some of these are from 2016, dumbass

@non_da

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so sick of comments like these. People are still laughing. People who are offended are in the minority.

@TheFlagnard2

5 жыл бұрын

Fauna zoo · Yeah. It’s amazing how quickly shit changes.

@stephenkirkwood3544

5 жыл бұрын

@@TwinTurboMotorsports You mean white

"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af

@CauseImFlawless

3 жыл бұрын

best one

@mezachris6

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched the video too

@quinseiffert6484

3 жыл бұрын

Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part

@tpbfangirl

3 жыл бұрын

She went home that day and cried 😂

@egg-iu3fe

3 жыл бұрын

she was shook

"Hey, Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?" and "Everyone dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy. But the only one who came close was Monique". Priceless.

Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂

“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

@adamdesanti6713

5 ай бұрын

"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."

“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭

3:27 Shaq is such a good guy. Love the feel of the crowd.

"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo

The dancing with the stars people died inside.

@WalterLiddy

3 жыл бұрын

No idea who they were.

@neburb3687

3 жыл бұрын

WalterLiddy still don’t

@danielcastillo9209

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Bubba1960.

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean, Dancing with the vaguely familiar?

@brandonbooze3599

3 жыл бұрын

The dude plays ted Laurent on the days of our lives lol

"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all

@Dominian1

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.

@leonrififi3543

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Don Rickles joke

@oliverclothesoff3219

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol

His roast on Emmitt Smith is absolutely legendary

If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people

@charlesburns7391

6 ай бұрын

What the fuck

Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight

@jefersonvilaede

3 жыл бұрын

that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad

"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣

@sajithks97

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain

@HajgarexhiaKosovar

2 жыл бұрын

@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place

@sajithks97

2 жыл бұрын

@@HajgarexhiaKosovar hahahahhaa

@uservemewell

2 жыл бұрын

"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"

@Dnmk2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.

Man this guy is a legend why do I never see him anywhere

The one comedian that makes me laugh everytime I watch

The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"

@seattlesneakerhead2526

5 жыл бұрын

Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment

@DrProfessorWeed

5 жыл бұрын

I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.

@timhanby5662

4 жыл бұрын

Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same

@lekhapratap1652

4 жыл бұрын

Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum

@warpath6666

4 жыл бұрын

Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅