That’s talent. “Two fives make a ten” and he high fives them. That’s genius!

@22891690

5 жыл бұрын

Frank Newberry yep sure is

@ellisdtrails420

5 жыл бұрын

He uses that joke a lot actually when he does audience/random people off the street roasts.

@FlyingSaucerEyez

5 жыл бұрын

@Frank Newberry that's actually a George Carlin joke from the 80s. I wonder if Dave was called out for ripping it off or if it was just a borrowed joke. Little ones like that slip through sometimes.

@renewatcher7387

5 жыл бұрын

Truly was

@FlyingSaucerEyez

5 жыл бұрын

@@renewatcher7387 a shawshank redemption.

Is that Ammar from "Yes Theory"

@vasilijezecevic1745

5 жыл бұрын

It is!!!

@CountryMusicMan

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO yes

@yadaddy6683

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s Ramma from No Hypothesis

@sweminemx4436

5 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha I’m dying

@tbev3363

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! Yes it is!

“Let’s just go with the boring guy for a second” 😂

jeff ross is so bald he makes it look fake

@GoodThingIKnowBrian

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a turtle that lost it's shell

@marksprinkle

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Ross' head is so weird. It looks like they put a bald cap on a bald guy. It looks like he was in a makeup chair backstage being fitted for a wig when he heard his name called. Is Speedo making skin tone swim caps for daily wear now? He looks like a guinea pig with advanced alopecia.

@MRios1128

5 жыл бұрын

He has cancer. Might still, not sure

@harrison121a

5 жыл бұрын

Penis head

@ryanlara603

5 жыл бұрын

People got used to seeing him bald so he might wear the cap to keeps up appearances

“How Long have you been on the no fly list” 😂

It's ammar from yes theory

@robertjusic9097

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@girardwhiting2086

5 жыл бұрын

What's yes theory?

@robertjusic9097

5 жыл бұрын

@@girardwhiting2086 a youtube channel

@dazailotheborgh2488

5 жыл бұрын

@@girardwhiting2086 u should check it out their pretty osm and do all these stuff to seek discomfort and being socially active The channels name is YesTheory btw

@austriangamer9651

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff B then why can you make thousands and thousands of dollars of it? Of course you can make it a career dude

"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" ouch! x'D

@theprinceofeverything1975

3 жыл бұрын

Haha as he gives them each a high five

@theprinceofeverything1975

3 жыл бұрын

@hrishith menon meaning that on a scale of attractivness from 1 to 10, each girl is a 5. But both of them together makes a 10. Very funny until I need to explain it lmao

@gray-fox6789

3 жыл бұрын

@@theprinceofeverything1975 tnx a lot for the explanation 👍👍😁😁

@theprinceofeverything1975

3 жыл бұрын

@@gray-fox6789 of course!

@VladUSA2000

2 жыл бұрын

It is his very old joke when he asks people to come up on the stage. At least 10 years old...still works though

4 years ago I was at Comedy Cellar in New York and went on stage to get roasted by Jeff Ross. He was hilarious!! I talked to him after the show and he was the friendliest dude.

@dvchel

2 жыл бұрын

Of course! No hard feelings. Jeff knows he is not the most attractive guy either. That's what makes it so fun, self-deprecating and mocking himself.

@PaulA-ul2vd

Жыл бұрын

i met him in a piano bar in texas. i was the only guy to approach him and he was pretty cool.

Jeff Ross is also a great actor. How he wasn't cast in Chernobyl as "after" is beyond me.

@YaBoiJern757

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Got mad respect for Jeff Ross, some people say his performance at these things can be choppy at times but u gotta understand it is REALLY hard to come up with things on the spot that are universally funny but Jeff Ross and a lot of other comedians even Conan are so likeable due to their unpredictable nature and spontaneity in joke telling.

“You’re both beautiful. Two fives make a 10 in my book” lmfaooo I’m crying

Dude is undoubtedly funny no bias in his comedy everyone is involved

how did Jeff not make a joke regarding the fat guys Pi shirt

@AriS-gg7gw

4 жыл бұрын

You've got pie on your shirt.... Omg it was so easy!

@valkyrieanduril1345

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@chloerines

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't recognize it, obviously

@god5535

4 жыл бұрын

Easy: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

@noelv1976

4 жыл бұрын

I think he did alright with the Tim Horton and adoption joke

"Jeff, you look like a cancer patient if his chemotherapy were cream filled." - Jimmy Carr

@footballroxx24

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ebayseller6040

2 жыл бұрын

im DEAD

"you're not studying to be a pilot i hope" lmao! great delivery

amar was so humble to say he’s just a student in stead of a youtuber with millions of subs

@zaddyzach7965

4 жыл бұрын

Jaco Falcon This was in 2015, before Yestheory was really even a thing.

@jvm-tv

4 жыл бұрын

what's his channel?

@Ark-nova1

4 жыл бұрын

Humble? 😂😂😂

@gnometime

4 жыл бұрын

@@jvm-tv yes theory

@maheshhardasani787

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ark-nova1 🤪😂

Jeffs starting to look like a drag queen before it puts its wig on.

@ramosrick95

5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing

@DavidBlaze420

5 жыл бұрын

"It" lmaooo

@TheOrangeneck

5 жыл бұрын

Lol "he" not it, what are you trying to prove here

@BuioPestato

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, he sometime looks like he still has some drag makeup on

@viccypress6292

5 жыл бұрын

Pennywise..lol

That Schindler's List joke had me falling out of my chair XD

Crowd work is an art, and Ross is one of the best in the game

"Cyber law? Shit that's worse" LMAO

“Backup dancer for a band that broke up in the 80s” 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Two fives make a ten in my book." In tears laughing bro. Needed that.

Doesn't he look like The Simpsons version of Lex Luthor 😂

Anyone notice Ammar from Yes Theory at 2:54 ?

@edgarv2077

5 жыл бұрын

Luis Monge yes

@llabtoof91

5 жыл бұрын

No, I had my eyes closed during the whole video! Thanks for pointing it out

@luismonge2310

5 жыл бұрын

@@llabtoof91 Damn chill

@negisquats2938

5 жыл бұрын

is that melissa joan hart?

@xxdogsouljaxx

5 жыл бұрын

No one cares

"Good luck on to catch a predator next season " 😂🤣😭

6:20 Big man in the green shirt was ready for that handshake 😂

2 fives makes a 10 ....LMMFAO

@edu-kt

2 жыл бұрын

As far as I'm concern, he's not wrong.

@itsethanbradberry

2 жыл бұрын

It just makes me upset because he reused that joke

" Am i the only one that gets Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, and The Bible mixed up?" lmfaooooo that line i GOLD

Jeff Ross looks like Homer Simpson when he hit rock bottom

He did great, he didn’t force it, he came off funny and nice. Very talented man. Im a big fan.

"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" 😂😂

It's not easy what he does. A true legend

great comedian with an exelent delivery. never fails to entertain

90% comments : OMG Ammar! 10% comments : Shiva chick is hot!

@nevoperez3954

4 жыл бұрын

Actually no

@BrawndoQC

4 жыл бұрын

@@nevoperez3954 She's charismatic. I find her cute. She also probably doesn't like neck beards who are fans of anime.

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

He missed out on a burn😶 Hello generic, hastily sketched girl from every anime jrpg ever made.

@SL-pg4dh

3 жыл бұрын

She’s a confident woman.

@chuckfan1

3 жыл бұрын

uhh no Yeah, the flip flops really elevate her to the next level

That Peter Dinklage is actually 6'3 line was brilliant!

@showtime951

5 жыл бұрын

brilliant?

How many Spike Lee movies have you been edited out of? = GOLD! 😂😂😂

When she went "That's all you got?" We know if he had about 5 minutes of prep, and if it was on Comedy Central, he could of went 100% on them 😂

I saw him do this live in Vegas and he’s truly good and nice about it.

@yestheory Amar is so nervous there ... watching him now you'd never think that! The pin thing was super cool though!

How can Jeff look like he's both a jew and a neo nazi? (Yes I stole this one.)

@duckinghell_

4 жыл бұрын

Yiğit Ali Tepe shame

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

One Jewish tradition: always oppose, always in minority.

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

PS. There's a movie made in late 90's, early 2k, based on a true story about a guy who really was both at the same time. He had this neo nazi gang which he was the leader of - they didn't know he was a Jew. (It was in NY or London, don't remember.) He harrassed Jewish people on buses, they vandalized Jewish property. It was this kind of punk behaviour at first, small time hooliganism, which later escalated. Once they broke into a synagogue on his initiative. He had to coax the others in rage before they started to break the place in pieces. But then somebody threw the Tora scroll on the floor, and started to dance on it in his army boots. Then this ring leader interrupted, and was on his knees on the floor, rocking back and forth holding the script in his lap like a wounded friend, caressing it occasionally. Then they left. He planted a bomb in the synagogue in the end. But little before it was going to go off, he stepped in the middle and told he had put there a bomb, and that everybody would need to leave. Guess it couldn't be stopped. He stayed in the room until all others were out. He went with the bomb, nobody else was hurt. Don't know if he could've made it out himself too (don't remember) - guess he partly wanted to punish himself, end the mayhem and ambivalence he was living in. Talk about fighting your inner demons.

@fredriksvard2603

4 жыл бұрын

Yiğit Ali Tepe he reminds me of watto

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

@@fredriksvard2603 This is best one yet. But it could be, Watto was made after Jeff?

“I’ll see you on the next season of to catch a predator” 😂🤣

Throughout this whole video I was waiting for Jeff to put his little finger near his mouth and say 'One million dollars!'

It flew under the radar, but when Jeff called the boring guy Doogie Howser and asked him how he was, he used "Legendary" in response, which was a catchphrase of Barney Stinson (also played by NPH!) Genius stuff on the spot!

YES THEORY ON STAGE! 🔥

@Cole-qn1pw

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I was coming down to the comments to say!!!!

6:20 - " Good luck next season on to catch a predator.." 💀💀😂

Anyone else get that “legendary” joke dougie bowser said at 2:50

@jopalm3649

4 жыл бұрын

If it's a NPH-reference: yes.

@bmac9539

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually LEGEN wait for it DARY

LMFAO. This was perfect

This is honest and refreshing. Loved it!

“Two 5s make a 10 in my book.” DROP THE MIC!!!

He uses that two fives make a 10 joke all the time and I love it

This guys an absolute legend

"How long have you been on the no fly list" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cast him as Lex Luthor. Period.

@davidmsirois

5 жыл бұрын

the end of your sentence is actually an ellipsis

@NARKISDUDE

5 жыл бұрын

and he'll still be better than Jesse

@ChiccinTendies

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidmsirois nah

@davidmsirois

5 жыл бұрын

@Oscar Slute yah... if you don't get it... find a smart friend to explain it to you

@danieljones6389

4 жыл бұрын

He'd roast superman to death

"5+5=10 in my book", damn that was a killer joke

🤣🤣🤣 this was too funny Jeff is awesome. Ol' girl wearing the curtains for a coat is pretty cute tho

I think deep down he is a very sweet guy. I love his roasts.

when green shirt dude is actually your science teacher 😀

That's Amar...the Yes Theory guy

Jeff Ross is my favorite comedian

Jeff Ross is the best!!! So funny!!!Lol

Ross: How´s the acting going? Shiva: Its going good in the background Ross Shold have said: Ahh so ur a fluffer!

How he going to be roasting people looking like a giant piece of candy corn?!?

I always give props to those who is good at improvising. He did a good job.

i love this man.

Melissa is too cute to be roasted come on man

when Ammar from Yes theory shows up out of nowhere

I have to give it up for Jeff Ross. Pure Talent.

Damm that was FLAWLESS. MIC DROP

When boring guy said "Legendary" he had the best answer ever, but Jeff Ross didn't seem to get the joke unfortunately.

@ellisdtrails420

5 жыл бұрын

Nor did I! Please explain.

@carcerate

5 жыл бұрын

How i met your Mother...Barney said it all the time..it was the actor from Doogie Howser.

@drop_thebiscuit9810

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he delivered it poorly tbh

@bravediomedes217

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes from “How I Met Your Mother” should always be ignored.

@Kinobambino

4 жыл бұрын

@@carcerate lol I wouldn't have known

The indian girl is cute

@einsamnessoooo1669

5 жыл бұрын

@@luismonge2310 Yes, and since she is North America now, probably also sleeping with her mother or horny step brother.

@theforsaken4489

5 жыл бұрын

Einsamness oo{}oo her feet look delicious too

@AmxrJ99

5 жыл бұрын

@@einsamnessoooo1669 destruction 💯🤣🤣

@luismonge2310

5 жыл бұрын

@luke wilson ?

@dogslash9231

5 жыл бұрын

@@luismonge2310 bro you're a fucking logic fan you shouldn't be making fun of anyone u lowlife

"two fives makes a ten in my book" BHAHAHAHA!!!

Give us more JEFF ROSS 😂😍👍👍

Yea Theory 👌🔥 Seek discomfort🙌

Holy shit AMMAR! :o

Doogie howssr was played by Neil Patrick Harris who also played as Barney Stionson on a different show. Barneys catchphrase was "legendary", so when the "boring guy" was called Doogie, he responded by saying he was legendary 😂😂

"Two fives make a ten " my stomach hurts😂😂😂😂

yes theory!!!

Jeff Ross looks like Mr. Clean’s grandfather

I love him. He's really smart too

“Ladies your beautiful two 5’s make a 10 in my book” greatest fucking line ever 🤣🤣🤣😭

I am a massive fan of Jeff Ross, but I got to say that he did not bring his "A" game in this segment. BTW, "Boring guy" with the stripe shirt looks like Ryan Stiles ....

@calebpaddack7450

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he uses the "to catch a predator" and "two fives make a ten" every time he does this act

@JeffSayYes

5 жыл бұрын

He did it on the spot. It's like a magic trick. pretty cool so see it

@magnumxlpi

5 жыл бұрын

Hes lost his touch. Lost to Blake Griffin too

@thebaus2738

5 жыл бұрын

Ur weight has nothing to do w his talent

@rchrismeijer3183

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like Kevin Anderson

Wait..hahhaha thats ammar from yes theory😂😂😂😂

0:11 Glitch in the matrix, got two Jeff Ross’s in the audience watching Jeff Ross on stage

He is talented . This is so good lol

Amar was really trying to hide that he’s from yes theory 😂

Jeff Ross looks like Hannibal lector if he let himself go during quarantine

"Good luck next season on To Catch A Predator" lmfao

When he took off the jacket , we knew it was on!!! Hey says it in such a way that you almost take it as a compliment!!!!

"Is that all ya got?" - Melissa Someone. GANGSTA! :O I was waiting for the guy Ammar (sp?!) to say his name is 'Bob' or something :P

Jeff Ross looks like a wax figure of himself

He’s so awesome!

His eagle joke had me rollin

Ammar should have said 17 years

@hooker1337

5 жыл бұрын

should have said 14 years, like a 9/11 joke. This was filmed in 2015

@GaylordBuzzard

5 жыл бұрын

Or, since they caught me with the bomb.

Jeff looks like Lex Luthor exposed to radiation

Legend.

He's genius Gotta love the brave people

Yes theory is the shit no way I'm dead

I literally shat bricks when I saw Ammar.

Him taking off his jacket had me dead. He was like, okay the gloves are off lol. Well it was actually his jacket but... nah you all know what i mean.

Two 5s make 10. Well said.