David Spade’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥
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David Spade fires up the most brutal burns to hit the Roast stage.
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When Rob Lowe laughs at jokes about him, I just expect him to say “that was just delightful!” lol
@jarmond1
Жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@easygrin1127
Жыл бұрын
Haha yes thats funny he's soo gay
@baxtronx5972
4 ай бұрын
Ann Perkins ..
@moonknight4053
2 ай бұрын
He should’ve said “”Pow” after each joke he’d make lol
" His Mom has never seen him on SNL because she blinks ." was comedic genius
@johncho7149
Жыл бұрын
Brutal lol
@DanteCold43
10 ай бұрын
I don’t get it
@ScyleOrnitier
10 ай бұрын
@@DanteCold43as in he wasn't on long enough to last a blink
@dakmycat3688
5 ай бұрын
And ashy skin guy looks just like the real Macaulay culkin🤣😂.
@someAholeComment
3 ай бұрын
It was the, "he has his father's ashy skin" that got me.
“She’ll be leaving after the show but her tooth will be hanging out…” lol brutal!!
@isabelpulecio9476
Жыл бұрын
😂
@china_is_asshole
4 ай бұрын
That was the one for me😂😂😂
@tontobuzz
4 ай бұрын
Can you explain this one for me? I dont get it.
@tontobuzz
3 ай бұрын
@@dand2760 thank you:)!
@maxfanin1792
15 күн бұрын
Yeah i lost it there 😂
That ashy skin joke was brutal.
@EveryoneFknSucks
Жыл бұрын
Not as brutal as Jimmy Carr's "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father, that was in 2001"
@geneowen6200
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was
@thomasgriffin2326
Жыл бұрын
@@EveryoneFknSucks yeah he MIGHT have crossed a line there lol
@FisherofMen75
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was
@NandiCollector
Жыл бұрын
That's a classic line 😂😂😂
David genuinely laughing at his own jokes is funny in itself lol
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
4 ай бұрын
Especially because of the way he laughs 😂
"His character was called Soda Pop, because he was 98% Coke."
@Happy-ki6eo
9 күн бұрын
I literally Bust out laughing at that joke.😂
The joke with Brad Pitt and the meaningfull roles was precious, that was really slick......🤣🤣🤣
David’s a national treasure 🫡
@AffIuent
Жыл бұрын
🎯🎯🎯
@Buttsac
Жыл бұрын
@@CUStudioFilms sir or madam, he belongs to the united states you cant have him
@zumis1011
Жыл бұрын
more like National Treasure 2
@northwestprof60
9 ай бұрын
If the country is the Sudan
“She will be leaving right after the show, but her tooth is going to hang out” 😭🤣😭
That Jewel tooth joke 🤣🤣
@andreo.7633
Жыл бұрын
Ik under rated hahah
@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad she didn't get it fixed like most celebrities would. Sometimes tiny flaws like that accentuate a person's beauty and makes them unique. It does for her in my opinion. 😍 Someone having to fake everything to be perfect is slightly off-putting, like the Kardashians or these plastic filled female rappers.
@rexleidig3412
8 ай бұрын
@@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce😢
@brandocalrissian3294
21 күн бұрын
@@Suicidal_Soy_Sauceshe's a babe
@SkullyMcKnight-nq1kg
15 күн бұрын
"Her beauty" AKA big tiddiez
The Peyton forgetting his career joke was vicious
@motorcyclelad
Жыл бұрын
Explain to the folks at home what head trauma induced Alzheimer’s disease is…
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
Жыл бұрын
It's almost like this was a roast.
@atomicwedgie8176
10 ай бұрын
Peyton can't even spell CTE.
@user-kx6vk3nj9u
7 ай бұрын
That was tame.
@hoyit
4 ай бұрын
The laugh after it too 🤣
Spades laugh is diabolic
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it is. It's great, tho.
Respect for adding that final joke to the video. That one gets cut out of the compilation videos usually
@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
Жыл бұрын
Got to paint Republicans as racists to get those votes.
@skepticalbutopen4620
Жыл бұрын
Lol that last joke was the best 😂
@imtheman4805
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved the last joke. I was ROTF thinking about how funny it would have been to be there and actually see the gun powder residue
@jenniferwilson6977
11 ай бұрын
Nikki Glaser was shook!! 😂😂
@markmac2206
8 ай бұрын
they always say the funniest jokes are the true ones.
"Has his dads ashy skin" wow that was rough lol
That crowd was bound and determined not to laugh at anything that Ann Coulter said. I still can't understand why anyone would have invited her nor why she would ever have accepted.
@Nick_C1997
6 ай бұрын
Why she was invited: Rob Lowe wanted people to insult her instead of him Why she said yes: To promote her book and convince people to vote for Trump
@ragnaroksangel
4 ай бұрын
@@Nick_C1997 $5 says Rob Lowe and Peyton Manning both got blowies from her backstage. That's why she was invited
@JonCombo
2 ай бұрын
Make the others look better.
@TheWorld_2099
27 күн бұрын
It was their chance to roast the wicked witch of the east. And roast her they did. Go find the best of.
@ajpreus
15 күн бұрын
They can't cheer or laugh for her, because they know who feeds them.
The non-comedians have their jokes written for them but you still need to be able to tell a joke to make it work. Maybe it's because it was unexpected but Jewel's delivery made those jokes great.
At 3:25 David looks around like that because Pete stole his own joke to roast him with. In the 90s on SNL David famously joked that he used to look like Macaulay Culkin when he was little
@troydepauw5117
23 күн бұрын
You realize they have writers on this show, right?
Somebody audibly booing at Ann coulter’s first joke 💀💀
"i haven't seen you laugh so hard since Trayvon Martin got shot!" 😂 Comedy gold
@jasonsalazar9711
9 ай бұрын
It was pretty funny when he got shot.
@vinnyfatstacks1644
4 ай бұрын
What a closer!
@peterthelesser8436
4 ай бұрын
That was a great day...
@wildtv1277
24 күн бұрын
Savage , no hold barge
Davids come back to coulter was personal and im here for it
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
4 ай бұрын
Indeed.
@user-jq1so5vd2i
3 ай бұрын
😢😢😢 Unfortunate Biden was an outspoken critic of bussing and school desegregation as a member of congress 😮
I know that Brad Pitt line low-key hit him hard lolllll
@AndyHoke
9 ай бұрын
Savage
@charles9571
6 ай бұрын
"low-key" 🥱
The ending tho 😭🔥🤣
@Eric-kk5bn
Жыл бұрын
Brutal
@1destinyslegacy
Жыл бұрын
Savage destruction
@akairborne
Жыл бұрын
Accurate
I forgot how painful Coulter’s roast was.
@johnnytransam5894
Жыл бұрын
It was brutal
@davidlamb1107
Жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross laughing at how bad she is at it cracks me up.
@BP2UTV
Жыл бұрын
The only person who came close was The Situation.
@DanStrayer
Жыл бұрын
@@BP2UTV Dude was terrible. Although I’d throw in Sandra Bernhard from the Jerry Stiller roast.
@DanStrayer
Жыл бұрын
Her flameout makes me love Norm MacDonald’s Saget performance even more. He was trying to be lame, and he made it work brilliantly. She actually tried to stick to the roast formula, and looked like a humourless, even more ineloquent David Duke.
We need more Comedy Central roasts.
@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
Жыл бұрын
We need less political propaganda in our comedy.
@slshusker
Жыл бұрын
@Jacob Cantey Have you seen late night "talk show" comedy? It's all political in one direction.
Ashy skin and travon martin jokes where brutal!!! lol
@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
Жыл бұрын
They literally brought Coulter on the roast to paint Republicans as racists. Nothing but a propaganda trap and she fell right into it by attending.
Jewel is simply gorgeous!!!
@johnclements9085
Жыл бұрын
She hasn't aged a day
Love David ❤️
The only time david spades smile doesn’t look genuine is the Farley jokes
The format for this is perfect! Great idea creating the illusion of a back and forth. I love it!
Jewel tooth joke was 🔥
So....David and Rob are the exact same age, just throwing that out there, lol. This was seriously awesome, David will always be a treasure!! 💯
That Travon Martin jokes was nuclear!!!!!
Interesting when Ann gets up there before Hollywood you could hear a pin drop
Love her or hate her Coulter going on there was pretty ballsy.
@yaakw
Жыл бұрын
“She hasn’t laffed that hard since Travon Martin got shot.” Anne gives icy look.
@rockandrollrabbit
Жыл бұрын
I do hate her.
@rustinonthevine
Жыл бұрын
but it was pretty cringy too
@toddgaak422
Жыл бұрын
@@rustinonthevine Very cringy. She doesn't deserve a lot of the hate she gets, but she is stiff and unlikable.
@jerrywoods4066
Жыл бұрын
And not funny
The inviting Ann Colture was a comedy roast itself 😂
😂😂😂 this guy roasted them for dinner
0:46 -- Oh, wow, all of a sudden Ralph Macchio is on top of the world again these days...
Man. That was brutal. Lol😂😂😂
9:23 Maria shriver turns into vampire from dusk till dawn
@ObiWanShinobi999
2 ай бұрын
Great catch and awesome reference!
Heres one ☝️ Davids also known for staring in a movie entitled “The Benchwarmers”. Inspired by his role on SNL. Love the guy 👍
"I guess you just have your dad's ashy skin" That was amazing 😂
Ann Coulter has courage to get in front of people who don't like her and roast. Hard to watch though.
That last joke was the best lol
that last one!
The dead silence when that Anne lady told a horrible political joke was bone chilling 🥶
@Jackson_Hts_Mr_Randy_Watson
10 ай бұрын
Cold as ice in there!
@user-jq1so5vd2i
3 ай бұрын
🤔🤔All Hollywood elites 😳😳 Why expect LESS 😮
Brutal was that last minute 😬😬😬
“Her tooth will be hanging out”
The working with aid(e)s joke 😂 : brutal and funny
That was SAAAVVVAAAGGGGE!
I'd give her a hug
payton manning is so great at comedy, he’s like the tom brady of stand up
@raccoonski
Жыл бұрын
@john goody ok, correction, I had to look it up. It was Nikki Glaser. “You’re like the Tom Brady of being in commercials. Like, the greatest.”
@BattousaiX333
5 ай бұрын
If you've never seen this with him it's really funny kzread.info/dash/bejne/mmamw5miqLuzYZM.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH
Why do they call them comebacks though? David Spade's bits are from his introductions.
@Yikesthisstuff
Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing!
This is great
“I guess you just have your dad’s ashy skin” DAVID. NO. TOO FAR 😂
@dannykent6190
6 ай бұрын
Your should probably look up Jimmy Carr's joke about Pete's dad.
I love hearing Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background
Everyone was going for the throats in this roast.
That was awesome!! Lol
someone yelled boo at anns first joke 😭😭
@jasonlilly9704
Жыл бұрын
xfatdoinks I did.
jewel is so adorable...brad must wriggle in his sheets
@bossfan49
Жыл бұрын
Who? And what does that even mean?
Peyton has always been funny af. I remember that United Way skit he did on SNL.. Dude wasn't even trying to be funny, but he was legit hilarious 😂
@BattousaiX333
5 ай бұрын
I always liked this one kzread.info/dash/bejne/mmamw5miqLuzYZM.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH
2:07 best joke for me
I served rob Lowe at the palm Atlanta I accidentally revealed his identity by dress coding him but he was very cool about it I was a little surprised when the woman he was with paid but actors probably get their cards stolen or photographed often
You can be having the worst day of your life, but just watching this, makes it worse.😆
Ann, you were the best one on that Diêus!
The Russell Muscle!
The Jewel tooth joke was the best.
I give Anne Coulter all the credit in the world for getting on that stage
@kenopsia9013
Жыл бұрын
it’s like getting into your own casket
@Ken_Brooks
Жыл бұрын
Promoting a book and collecting cash. I just noticed something about her that really has nothing to do with her politics, but she has some enormous ears.
@dubayujayski
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess..
@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
Жыл бұрын
They brought her there for the sole intention of making a propaganda puppet out of her. I know she was trying to get some exposure for her book, but it had an intentional negative effect. She should have known, dealing with Comedy Central. They're so left wing biased it's ridiculous. Just watch one episode of the Daily Show. Trump lives rent free in Trevor Noah's head. He hasn't had one episode in 7 years where he wasn't mocking Trump.
Love it, brutal
Legend
Jewel is my dream woman.
David is a modern day Don Rickles. He should embrace it
@AndyHoke
9 ай бұрын
The old Hollywood Minute bit from Weekend Update was amazing. Going to see if I can find that and rewatch now.
@anon01
Ай бұрын
I think David and Don Rickles are both disgusting
Wanted to see the reaction on the ashy skin joke
I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS
Ann Coulters roast were just something else
Every time I hear this guy, I hear The Invisible Man from Hotel Transylvania! 😂
"I haven't seen you laugh this hard since Travon Martin got shot!" 😂😂
These roasts just ain't the same w/o the late, great Greg Giraldo.
@sebastianrutkowski7316
Жыл бұрын
his jokes were savage!! loved 'em.
@someguybreaks
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianrutkowski7316 savage, clever and gut busting!
@youtubepremium2764
Жыл бұрын
You're right. It's better.
@ihatespam2
6 ай бұрын
@@youtubepremium2764what?! A contrary opinion? What a rad dude…
@youtubepremium2764
6 ай бұрын
@@ihatespam2 roast for the roastmaster. I'm sure he would have appreciated it
This gets an upvote from me
Oooh...the last one😅
Best part of this roast is how they all tore coulter to shreds!🤣🤣
@mikemattis1204
7 ай бұрын
Like what we did to your mom
@charles9571
6 ай бұрын
Why?
@ihatespam2
6 ай бұрын
@@charles9571cause she’s a right wing fascist like the rest
Respect to David and his toupee provider.
The “boo” after Ann coulters “joke” 😂
He who sits in the heavens laughs.
9:20 lol
that Nikki Glaser joke was so wholesome
This happens to appear when im looking him up
Davidson looks like that giant from bubble boy or lurch from the Addams family
I love it. I think we need more of the mixed part roasts. We gotta learn to take a joke again. Obviously the crowd didn't agree. Imagine my surprise.
@CalvinHikes
6 ай бұрын
People are always ready to hate on Anne. And she always ends up being right.
The best part of this roast is Jewel's dress.
Brutal
Peyton sounds like he may be sick, poor guy. Heal up buddy!!!
@Obake4777
Жыл бұрын
nationwide song: i think I'm gonna be real sick 🎶
Ann got smoked 🤣😆💀 love to see it
He went in on Anne bro
Jewel is hot.
Manning killed it!
My jaw dropped with the ashy skin joke.
Whether you love or hate Ann Colter, you have to respect the fact that she’ll go places where she’s hated and do her thing.
Jewel
Jewel makes me feel funny inside.
Jewels outfit was banging. Nice bubbly and smooth 😁