The Most Legendary Roast Comebacks Ever 🔥
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The greatest hits of the funniest and harshest comebacks from the best of the best (featuring Pete Davidson, Kevin Hart, Seth MacFarlane, Martha Stewart, Justin Bieber, Bruce Willis, and Snoop Dogg).
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Pete can withstand constant jokes about his dad passing in 9/11 but Will Smith can't handle a bald joke towards his cheating wife. Some people just aren't built the same.
@Freeworldtravel
2 жыл бұрын
Thats what I was keeping on saying to all who defend Will
@scottdaugherty8065
2 жыл бұрын
That was funny because it's true. Will knew that joke was coming too. Crazy how money makes you a cry baby....
@Freeworldtravel
2 жыл бұрын
@@scottdaugherty8065 its not Money he is in a Toxic relationship .. Ever since she openly admitted she has cheated on him , he lost his mind .. Now he is trying so hard to be her best henchman …
@jesseelwell9107
2 жыл бұрын
So freaking true, thin skinned and hyper sensitive
@Frankje01
2 жыл бұрын
@@jesseelwell9107 and it's a shame because i feel like the will we all grew up knowing would be great at this kind of humor. Would have loved to see him on one of these roasts
"Don't give up kid whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣😂😭🤣😂
@blondethunder8912
Жыл бұрын
I was reading this as soon as I got to that part
@carnyzack
Жыл бұрын
THAT'S A SUPER BOWL CHAMP! 🤩
@chealdennis510
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Amen!
@timgrills2306
Жыл бұрын
@@blondethunder8912 is Drc😢gvvbnnhggfgv😅
@123Mathzak
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Stop reading 2000-year old Roman fake news.
"Throwing barrels at Super Mario...Please don't eat me" has me in tears😂😭😭
@vishalsharma-xb4tm
Жыл бұрын
Sssshhhh
@dazbeal5438
Жыл бұрын
i nearly died lol x
@bryanbridges6152
Жыл бұрын
💀☠️☠️
@QUABLEDISTOCFICKLEPO
Жыл бұрын
Explain it to me. I didn't get it.
@guysumpthin2974
Жыл бұрын
It sounds like all the jokes were written by the same person, except for Seth
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." -Natasha Leggero, the savage
@KaylaIsaiah
9 ай бұрын
Natasha was the most the Savage one of them in opinion.
I still think "he goes up on his wife" is the best short joke I've ever heard
@Dawg2005
Жыл бұрын
Bar none
"Payton Manning looks like if football players evolve to no longer need helmets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garrysmith5562
2 жыл бұрын
He does look like a rugby player.
@serious7179
2 жыл бұрын
@@garrysmith5562 he looks like rugby if it were a person
@benjamindave4821
2 жыл бұрын
That one killed me🤣🤣🤣💔
@lstarbuck20
2 жыл бұрын
That one make me LOL
@shiriimonroe
2 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa
Martha Stewart been hanging out with Snoop Dogg too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kingayy9267
Жыл бұрын
They're a fun pair, aren't they?
When Martha said call me and Luda and Pete stood up immediately 😆 lol i loved that
The reason these clips are great is Pete is enjoying people roasting him. And can dish it back.
@xplosivejosif
2 жыл бұрын
So true
@eolsunder
2 жыл бұрын
I love Pete the more i watch him, his stand up, his videos, his shows, etc.
@maggiekarabel123
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a guy who can make fun of themselves.
@thejoseyscottrocks
2 жыл бұрын
Pete is hilarious!
@bobbybaklava9605
2 жыл бұрын
*skete
5:48 Nikki trying to not bust out in laughter gets me every time 🤣🤣
@mawmawlisa6918
2 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this very much very funny
@thickuums7651
Жыл бұрын
Especially when Pete cracked the joke about Ann Coulter scaring the crows away...... I was in tears both @ that joke and Nikki's face!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bettylopez9566
Жыл бұрын
This is bussin
@MattB_138
Жыл бұрын
@@bettylopez9566 yo mama bussin
@armurph1102
Жыл бұрын
@@thickuums7651 I loved the part about where Pete says that people usually just call her c*nt and then that she spends time cutting eye holes out of white sheets. The best part is he sounded le he was not even joking bc those are all true statements about Ann Coulter
Seth Macfarlane does so well in these, I think he would thrive stand-up.
@philippebien5429
Жыл бұрын
It's funny because I don't think my generation appreciated him. But yet all his adult cartoons watchers are between 30-40 yrs of age. Anyone who invented Roger from American Dad deserves a Grammy 5.0 imo.
@vivianstela
Жыл бұрын
@@philippebien5429 i agree roger is so funny
I so appreciate Ann Koulter always showing up and having a blank confused expression everytime 🤣👏🏾
@abbie_joan
2 жыл бұрын
it's because she doesn't know how to take a joke but likes to insult people
@Klaus_the_Fish
2 жыл бұрын
@@abbie_joan wrong.
@bensmith5581
Жыл бұрын
@@abbie_joan Seemed like she was leaning into the joke. But i am unsure who she is
Jimmy Carr 911 joke is probably the best roast of all time
@justicepower1255
2 жыл бұрын
That was so cringe 😬
@compier
2 жыл бұрын
I love Pete’s reaction. He recognizes the joke is amazing
@JediJide2
2 жыл бұрын
It initially shocked me and couldn't stop laughing, then felt like s**t for laughing.
@bunnyviperaquatics2108
2 жыл бұрын
“Best Roast”- 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼😎
@marlostanly6650
2 жыл бұрын
Carr's stand up specials are exceptional.
“When I talk to you I don’t have fun” That’s such a Hannibal thing to say
Rob Lowe laughed way too hard at that nanny joke
@Luke-pk9fe
Жыл бұрын
Uncomfortable his kids were there
Whoever was Justin's marketing team at the time should get a shout out. The roast pretty much brought back his career after everyone hated him.
His joke about Shaq looking like Donkey Kong slayed me.
@cramboneusf
Жыл бұрын
“Please don’t eat me.”
Dave Chappell in the back had me dying
@gemmastyles420
Жыл бұрын
Would have loved to see Dave up there. Lol
@brandonbuzz7075
Жыл бұрын
10:20 I wish he had been on that panel
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince
Жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorite Comedy Central Roast moments. It's just so perfect that Dave's in the audience.
Pete is a true professional. Everyone had the same generic jokes about his dad and 9/11. Some people say funny things. Some people are funny.
@quecreations3244
6 ай бұрын
Pete makes the same jokes about his dad in 9/11.
It's so cute when Martha Stewart laughs at her own jokes.
"Please don't eat me" 🤣
But Ann, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?!?
@houseofmatrix6174
2 жыл бұрын
The sheet joke was fire 2
@Klaus_the_Fish
2 жыл бұрын
that was lame.
@ridesq
Жыл бұрын
I think this is one of my favorites.
@stuffy6664
Жыл бұрын
@@Klaus_the_Fish ahhhhh ur mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ahhh ur mad
@claytonlatone8959
Жыл бұрын
@@Klaus_the_Fish The delivery made it funny tbh
"Take your hair off So I can run my fingers through it" 😂🤣😂🤣
"He's beaten every opponent except the letter S" 💀💀💀
@rebeccabyrum3076
Жыл бұрын
REALLY tho... Bout DIED🤣😂🤣
@cc-jy6so
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@roshonda3602
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daniellebarber3118
Жыл бұрын
@@cc-jy6so me neither!!
@lolitahaze02
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the way he talks?
"This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father... That was in 2001." "Oh... That was dope!"
@watchgeek3977
2 жыл бұрын
says someone with a crooked face..
@XTRABIG
Жыл бұрын
Savage
Martha’s quip about Shaq’s mom is hilarious
I have to admit Peyton Manning definitely got the better end of the exchange with Pete Davidson... "Don't give up kid" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (2:54)
Pete’s response to Anne’s roast always gets me😂
Kanye studying this vid to get jokes for Pete
@EricJh21690
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@EricJh21690
2 жыл бұрын
You mean Skete? 🤣
@toya101keepinitreal8
2 жыл бұрын
📝📝📝📝😂😂😂😂😂
@anthonyrichardbell
2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh😂😂😂
@mfbadasseatshitcommies746
2 жыл бұрын
All these pedofiles in one place is what's really funny
I love watching Ann realize that people actually hate her.
So, nobody gonna talk about how Martha Stewart is the biggest gangster on stage?
@Firecul
Жыл бұрын
The standing ovation for one of her jokes was perfect, got to respect her after that roast.
@yogijaya2897
Жыл бұрын
I'm sending this to my Mama!
@SteamGaming2023
Жыл бұрын
Natasha - "all these rappers on stage and Martha has done the most time" lol
@thatonenigeriansformula
Жыл бұрын
Id smash too
@eunicestone838
Жыл бұрын
That's only because I wasn't there.
When he pulled out the most mint cassette tape I ever seen. I died laughing 😆
Best believe Martha was running the yard 🤣🤣😂🤣
10:22 Dave standing up is pure 😍😍
Ann’s roast for Pete Davidson was so predictable, but Pete’s reaction was just beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂
@samuelbaje4915
Жыл бұрын
first
@tacticalcupcake5104
Жыл бұрын
That’s the only time in the whole roast he actually got mad hahaha
@courtneyr6645
Жыл бұрын
@@tacticalcupcake5104 it wasn’t the best, yet he still couldn’t handle it
@Wihongi
Жыл бұрын
Literally all the roasts about Ann were the same and even more predictable lol
@MrBaymeric
Жыл бұрын
I did not get it. Pete Davidson is white, isn't he?
I love Pete. He makes that type of situation comfortable/relatable for people like me.
Thanks for taking a break from throwing Barrels at Super Mario had me rolling.
@XTRABIG
Жыл бұрын
broooooo 😮🤣🤣🤣
@sandrastokes9847
Жыл бұрын
@@XTRABIG I laughed until I cried😂😂😂😂
This is gold! I've seen these before but in this order the jokes are even funnier.
@soundwaves2453
2 жыл бұрын
Peyton definitely won
Hannibals humor always gets me bro
@MrVladalv
Жыл бұрын
who?
Pete seems to have found his forte on that Rob Lowe roast. His jokes were excellent. The Jewel comment of "If this is a phone, it's broken" didn't get much for laughs, but was a great reference to that era. Well done.
@djoseph5130
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, I felt like that was a great line, definitely deserved more laughs
@biggiewhite
Жыл бұрын
pete had me dying when he was giving props to rob for the breast cancer charity and then dropped the nanny joke 😂
@rynes.rai7er993
Жыл бұрын
That cassette tape was prolly as old or older than most of the people up front
@MyZ001
Жыл бұрын
TBF, I don't think most people in the audience even knew what it was😆
@Saboteur709
Жыл бұрын
All you need is a pencil.
seth mcfarland absolutely destroyed charlie sheen 😂
This is what I call a real roasting session 🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😭
@katiehoholick420
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like 10 times it always makes me laugh n like u said this was a real roast 🤣🤘🏻🤣
I love how they all can take jokes
@TwitcyTrain
Жыл бұрын
All except for Pete Davidson it seems when Anne Coulter went up. It all seemed like everyone was taking it in stride.. But when Anne got up Pete got seemingly mad and started going straight for the jugular . I’m sure he’s been taught not to like her.
@robertmejia2375
Жыл бұрын
@@TwitcyTrain he also said those things before Anne went
@TwitcyTrain
Жыл бұрын
@@robertmejia2375 You can tell he clearly doesn’t like her from the start, which is fine. Just kind of cringey watching his reactions to her jokes. Not really sure why she was there to begin with tbh. She’s not a comedian.
@thedeucemonkey2331
Жыл бұрын
That was when you could make jokes and people could take them by giving it back.
@lennys2975
Жыл бұрын
@@TwitcyTrain most of these people aren't comedians...
Kevin, you look like someone put 50 cent in the dryer. 💀 🤣
@justindavid9979
Жыл бұрын
I just got the double entendre. Thank you!
@jv-lk7bc
4 күн бұрын
".. calls lil Wayne Wayne.
I mean Pete just takes it so well 😂
Whoever wrote for Martha Stewart did an excellent job
That Shaq joke about the lakers still applies in 2022 🤣
@palainanoctem3776
Жыл бұрын
Honestly it applied to 75% of all the Lakers lineups since they moved to L.A. And I'm a Lakers fan....
@Brian-sf6ew
Жыл бұрын
And 2023..
Ludacris and Snoop Dogg. If I was 38 I'd be freaking out. 😆
The Dave Chappelle Cameo tho😂
“I handed him a joint and he rubbed Bengay into it” 😂
“Why you got to bring Jesus into your mess that man has suffered enough” 😂
Justin's writers killed it. I'm not a fan of Justin Bieber but his delivery wasn't bad by any means.
@michaela.754
Жыл бұрын
*you made it!* to snoop
I love how Beiber holds his own, props to him for coming in swinging
@caprilovette5563
2 жыл бұрын
He was definitely mad & went off after the show
@garbygarb31
Жыл бұрын
All his jokes were written by someone else.
@__m__a__x__
Жыл бұрын
His delivery of the roasts were pretty bad, he probably didn't write them
The fact that barely anyone laughed at Ann Coulter trying to roast Pete didn't surprise me but I love how be rubbed that in her face after she stopped talking
@Klaus_the_Fish
2 жыл бұрын
They didn't laugh because they're libturds.
@koncretemang5049
Жыл бұрын
Why does everyone hate Ann Coulter
@bb_arcadia5752
Жыл бұрын
@@koncretemang5049 because shes a racist maga conservative
@EstroMunch
Жыл бұрын
@@koncretemang5049 she's one of those alt right figureheads that's just supremely racist and antisemitic like the rest of them. I think she was on some big network at that time too so her opinions were just out there and they're horrible
@believeitornot90
Жыл бұрын
She’s conservative in a liberal world
I love that Pete openly hates Ann Coulter
@bab2224
2 жыл бұрын
He truly can’t stand her, 😂
@masscrook
2 жыл бұрын
everyone hates her 😂
@MrAdlerchen
2 жыл бұрын
Like everybody 🙈
@keeverw12
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah hilarious. But she's not actually a racist. You know that right? If you think she is you aren't smart enough to understand her books. So much easier to make fun of her and jump on the band wagon than to actually try to understand what she's saying.
@RonnieEverette
2 жыл бұрын
@@keeverw12 nope she's a racist 🤷♂️
21:06 Kevin cracking up really got me 😂😂
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
Жыл бұрын
That's nothing! You should've seen him on the Graham Norton Show with Olivia Colman, Ice Cube & Hugh Laurie! 😂😂😂
Peyton Manning’s joke to Pete will forever be funny🤣
@livinlife8280
Жыл бұрын
I gotta admit, that joke is up there as one of the funniest jokes on a roast 😂
NEVER EVER invite Will Smith to one of these!!!!
@nodiggity9472
2 жыл бұрын
He got in *one* little fight!
@grantlaman7461
2 жыл бұрын
@@nodiggity9472 and his mom got scared!
@samuelgreen7274
2 жыл бұрын
YEAH! He'll smack everybody who makes jokes about his wife!
@khennnn
2 жыл бұрын
@@grantlaman7461 she said “you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”
@aaroncox8457
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
pete being sarcastic after ann’s joke was great.
Martha Stewart killed it haha
Man Martha Stewart KILLED
I love that on both sides of the pond, Jimmy Carr gets roasted for looking like a ventriloquist doll lol.
Martha Stewart is hands down the best one 😭😂
people should be more like pete. these types of things are jokes, take them as such. its warming to see how well he handles being roasted lol
@laioncarlosdalmagre4341
2 жыл бұрын
P
@chrys_stone8716
Жыл бұрын
Well its a roast... these levels of jokes are to be expected lol i think only a few times people got actual offended at these roasts
@HugoStiglitz88
Жыл бұрын
Except for Anne Coulter. Pete handled her joke terribly and a lot worse than ludicrous handled any of his
@thl205
Жыл бұрын
They’re literally paid to be there and they know it’s a comedy roast. Try these jokes to anyone on the street and see what happens 💀
@chiamaka4222
Жыл бұрын
@@HugoStiglitz88 nobody likes anne coulter lol
The Goonies Joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Bruce keeps apologising to ppl he's roasting 😂
I love how these people being roasted act like they actually wrote the jokes they're coming back with, im looking at you Justin Bieber 😂😂
Those Anne Coulter jokes were personal asf
Pete is crazy...the comebacks are fire
Justine expression when Martha said "call me". LOL
@jv-lk7bc
4 күн бұрын
..and everybody else's reaction: priceless.
The whole compilation is fantastic, but Pollak's Walken had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
Dave Chappelle standing up being like "im right here!?" Was the greatest part of the roast😂💀
Nikki always kills here but Natasha actually cracked me up more than expected... Also Martha's joke about Kevin's first big payday was perfection 🤣🤣🤣
This is the compilation I needed lol I love the come backs and I hate when it takes so long you almost forget the original joke
These roasts are some of the greatest accomplishments we have as a species
For the physical integrity of everyone on the show, for God's sake, never let Will Smith in.
@raymondkaufmann3167
2 жыл бұрын
Oh please do we will see him get beat down
@sheeeeeesh3622
Жыл бұрын
.
@elfymbouity
Жыл бұрын
........
Payton manning cracking up pete killed me
"You made it!" To snoop That was the best comeback
@Got2Goification
Жыл бұрын
He killed that comeback so hard. Had me in tears
😂 in the thumbnail I SWEAR Snoop looks *exactly* like Sid’s grandma from Ice Age bruh 😂😭😭💀
Absolute comedy gold!! Could watch this again n again.
"Martha Stewart handled prison like a BOSS!!" Cameron Diaz in..."The Other Woman"
Did yall get the part where snoop told Lisa "I roll blunts fatter than you, but you been passed around so many times" 😂😂😂
Charlie sheens joke to Seth about being unrecognizable will never get old 😭
I can't believe it, but I thought Peyton Manning's joke on Pete Davidson was by far the best...I'm still laughing just thinking about it....lol
@liftpenguin
2 жыл бұрын
100% agreed made me laugh for like 10 minutes
@samnangpoe
2 жыл бұрын
That was great!!
Martha Stewart was Awesome.
I love snoop just dying laughing
“THATS NOT GANGSTER JUSTIN!” Sounds like it could be a great TikTok sound lol
Dude the Bruce Willis roast probably represented what the roast was made for the most. It was a great mix of hollywood elite and comics
Some of these jokes dig deep but they withstand them. I have a roast every year on my birthday and they can hurt but you still laugh
There never will be anyone on any dais who killed it more than Greg Giraldo. RIP brother.
@motogem1408
Жыл бұрын
Yes he was the best! Definitely the roast master of all time! RIP Giraldo
Justin Bieber killed it on the comebacks to Snoop!
Rob Wriggle was by far the best. I mean look at Petes face about the teeth joke 🤣
@jv-lk7bc
4 күн бұрын
"...and he's British!"
Martha is great she sounds like she's selling stuff lol
5:45 was the best response to that joke of a roast
Its so not easy to stop seeing Brian talk 🤣😂😂😂
Martha is phenomenal 🤣
Pete took it like a champ. Even joking when they were joking 🤣 just a don't give AF!!!
Pete is the best on roasts, hands down!
Comedians roasting each other no-holds-barred is the best sxht ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The curious George joke was elite