Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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Nikki Glaser unleashes the hottest comebacks at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Rob Lowe.
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  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw2 жыл бұрын

    That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.

  • @melsutubeification
    @melsutubeification12 күн бұрын

    The QUEEN of ROASTING... she better be honored for her Comedy someday.

  • @Fawkes2574
    @Fawkes257413 күн бұрын

    What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol

  • @barrymccockiner773

    @barrymccockiner773

    8 күн бұрын

    I lost it when she said Kevin Hart weighs 150, 155 after The Rock finishes 😂

  • @BaracudaFTW
    @BaracudaFTW4 ай бұрын

    “That’s gotta be one of the worst things you could call your daughter……… after Ireland” I DIED 🤣

  • @wooloosays5721
    @wooloosays5721 Жыл бұрын

    She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆

  • @andreaslindblom9140

    @andreaslindblom9140

    Жыл бұрын

    Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!

  • @mole1596

    @mole1596

    10 ай бұрын

    She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.

  • @joedc789

    @joedc789

    10 ай бұрын

    I bet she does enjoy getting roasted

  • @jesusmartinez5494

    @jesusmartinez5494

    Ай бұрын

    She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)

  • @marvelfanatic12

    @marvelfanatic12

    16 күн бұрын

    @@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”

  • @starveartist
    @starveartist Жыл бұрын

    She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world

  • @markdaniels7174

    @markdaniels7174

    9 ай бұрын

    I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.

  • @salomonrael8117

    @salomonrael8117

    7 ай бұрын

    i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09

  • @LordIstar

    @LordIstar

    6 ай бұрын

    @@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.

  • @ASirensFlame

    @ASirensFlame

    6 ай бұрын

    She's the Queen of it Greg's overatted And now he's dead so it's worse

  • @tarikdebarge

    @tarikdebarge

    Ай бұрын

    Better than Lisa Lampanelli?

  • @dishantgrover1247
    @dishantgrover124715 күн бұрын

    "Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz2 жыл бұрын

    What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.

  • @SHOEZAAM

    @SHOEZAAM

    2 жыл бұрын

    Killed baldwin too with the oats

  • @Robert-sx9mm

    @Robert-sx9mm

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!

  • @Gogoroth2

    @Gogoroth2

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish

  • @christophb2736

    @christophb2736

    Жыл бұрын

    She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.

  • @davee7344

    @davee7344

    Жыл бұрын

    And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her

  • @adelalahmad7963
    @adelalahmad7963 Жыл бұрын

    Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Жыл бұрын

    Looking back on the full roasts, a lot of people almost looked scared when she said their name

  • @Yriel129

    @Yriel129

    Жыл бұрын

    The oatmeal bit with DeNiro had people looking like "okay that's, that's perhaps enough" lol

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin Жыл бұрын

    Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂

  • @Rampage_SSBU

    @Rampage_SSBU

    19 күн бұрын

    Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂

  • @echolot
    @echolot17 күн бұрын

    01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 Жыл бұрын

    ‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast

  • @markdaniels7174

    @markdaniels7174

    9 ай бұрын

    I loved that! She did too.

  • @jackjack4412

    @jackjack4412

    6 ай бұрын

    Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.

  • @johnbigelson7471

    @johnbigelson7471

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.

  • @kennetha3429
    @kennetha3429 Жыл бұрын

    The Alf joke, was hillarious

  • @gb7251
    @gb725116 күн бұрын

    That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benitovan
    @benitovan17 күн бұрын

    The robbert de niro oatmeal...😂😂😂

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd17 күн бұрын

    Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂

  • @nick92zim
    @nick92zim8 күн бұрын

    They forgot my fav one when she roasts Jeff Ross, “Jeff Ross is here, dressed as prince, the prince, of wales, the animal, you’re fat”

  • @skylaryoung3819
    @skylaryoung3819 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy’s Horse joke was the best joke of that entire roast😂😂😂

  • @onetahua

    @onetahua

    10 күн бұрын

    Hi I can’t really put roast Jimmy Carr. He is so quick

  • @axelkristoff

    @axelkristoff

    3 күн бұрын

    And nothing came close.

  • @austinc.8360
    @austinc.836011 күн бұрын

    "Id ask you how you sleep at night but I just assume hanging upside down in a robe of 100 dalmatians" 😭😭

  • @nikkipacheco6835

    @nikkipacheco6835

    2 күн бұрын

    I didn't get that one

  • @austinc.8360

    @austinc.8360

    Күн бұрын

    @@nikkipacheco6835 Lookup "101 Dalmatians" movie and see who is the villain. "Sleeping upsidedown" is old American story folklore in which scary evil vampires sleep upsidedown in caves like bats

  • @alecbona4549
    @alecbona45497 ай бұрын

    Nikki is absolutely BRUTAL and i love it.

  • @Errcyco
    @Errcyco7 ай бұрын

    Sibyls cackle is hilarious.

  • @melissak8419
    @melissak841910 күн бұрын

    Robert DeNiro's salivating over oatmeal and it being heated up backstage. . . lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertparks7233
    @robertparks7233 Жыл бұрын

    Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it

  • @sofiaguerrero0969
    @sofiaguerrero0969 Жыл бұрын

    Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this

  • @srbaruchi

    @srbaruchi

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.

  • @larrydeleau8538
    @larrydeleau853813 күн бұрын

    The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya

  • @NoxaClimaxX
    @NoxaClimaxXАй бұрын

    How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?

  • @johndinou2180

    @johndinou2180

    19 күн бұрын

    She's related to Charles Schumer

  • @wilsonthaoshow

    @wilsonthaoshow

    15 күн бұрын

    Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.

  • @melsutubeification

    @melsutubeification

    12 күн бұрын

    🎯🎯🎯🎯

  • @BFusey

    @BFusey

    11 күн бұрын

    I think the real answer to that is pretty dark actually

  • @jbenrn

    @jbenrn

    11 күн бұрын

    Yes! Thiiissss!

  • @supdawg2559
    @supdawg2559 Жыл бұрын

    Nikki and blake had fun after that roast

  • @kayulamwanamwenge7111
    @kayulamwanamwenge711114 күн бұрын

    6:01 David definitely got hit on the feels😂😂😂😂

  • @ferngully5324
    @ferngully532414 күн бұрын

    I give TOTAL props to the roasted on these shows. I would DIE if people pointed out the worst parts of my life and looks 😂😂

  • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
    @o0oStillWeRiseo0o2 жыл бұрын

    Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱

  • @apeshitclothing

    @apeshitclothing

    2 жыл бұрын

    🦍💎🙌🏾

  • @earlnation720
    @earlnation7202 ай бұрын

    She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.

  • @eltonron1558
    @eltonron15582 ай бұрын

    I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.

  • @superfingers801
    @superfingers8012 жыл бұрын

    Black guy made out of printer running out of ink🤣🤣🤣

  • @lionelyoung3437

    @lionelyoung3437

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @heatherward5053
    @heatherward5053 Жыл бұрын

    Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattway18
    @mattway18 Жыл бұрын

    Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.

  • @bennyb44875

    @bennyb44875

    Жыл бұрын

    given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would

  • @mattway18

    @mattway18

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.

  • @Misogynisticfeminist

    @Misogynisticfeminist

    18 күн бұрын

    “Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.

  • @fredbobberts5753
    @fredbobberts5753 Жыл бұрын

    “Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced Nikki and Blake hooked up.

  • @dannyteague5741

    @dannyteague5741

    14 күн бұрын

    If so, I'm sure Blake enjoyed it. I KNOW I WOULD.

  • @gfcancio
    @gfcancio2 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin

  • @BigGov74

    @BigGov74

    Жыл бұрын

    Shoot

  • @patrick111390

    @patrick111390

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah. That guys a marksman

  • @EldocSabote

    @EldocSabote

    Жыл бұрын

    Would probably have some bang on jokes

  • @nickvin7447

    @nickvin7447

    Жыл бұрын

    He wouldn't.

  • @rowelle

    @rowelle

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire Жыл бұрын

    She's funny asf at these things.

  • @yorickstrangefield2976
    @yorickstrangefield2976 Жыл бұрын

    Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.

  • @paulashelton8216
    @paulashelton82165 күн бұрын

    Ann Coulter’s roast was a public evisceration.

  • @lvlik2l
    @lvlik2l7 күн бұрын

    Ann Coultier was shaking in her boots!!

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful talented funny and she knows how to dish it out! you’re awesome!👍🏼🤩❤️

  • @farber2
    @farber2 Жыл бұрын

    Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.

  • @Batmonthesequel
    @Batmonthesequel Жыл бұрын

    1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt” Yeah not as much as that bullet

  • @chrisstandeford2699
    @chrisstandeford269911 күн бұрын

    martha stewarts eybrow raise had me dying😂

  • @nickvin7447
    @nickvin7447 Жыл бұрын

    Nikki is just better, no way around it.

  • @bejaylagrone4084
    @bejaylagrone4084Күн бұрын

    I seen her workout her roasting jokes at the Netflix is a Joke festival at The Laugh Factory, it had me in tears.

  • @darrenc5563
    @darrenc556318 күн бұрын

    That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present

  • @kennethcolby6960
    @kennethcolby69608 күн бұрын

    I'm in love with this chick lol

  • @gemini6999
    @gemini6999 Жыл бұрын

    Nikki is great. This is the only place where the spirit of Don Rickles lives on.

  • @MichaelLudden
    @MichaelLudden Жыл бұрын

    Savage is an understatement

  • @interstellaroverdrive3658
    @interstellaroverdrive365811 күн бұрын

    This chick is SAVAGE!

  • @matthewbeatman4438
    @matthewbeatman44383 күн бұрын

    Nikki Glaser is vicious 😂😂😂

  • @ceejaycuevas6652
    @ceejaycuevas6652 Жыл бұрын

    Everyone kills Ann hahahah

  • @robertshockey6750
    @robertshockey6750 Жыл бұрын

    man what a savage I love her!

  • @danieljerez9456
    @danieljerez94562 жыл бұрын

    Love her

  • @de4994
    @de49942 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious haha

  • @melsutubeification
    @melsutubeification12 күн бұрын

    I ❤ HER! 😂

  • @adalovelace521
    @adalovelace5212 жыл бұрын

    love her burns

  • @32516104
    @3251610412 күн бұрын

    Anyone here after seeing her awesome set on the roast of Tom Brady ?

  • @georgeclyde7904
    @georgeclyde7904 Жыл бұрын

    I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teizhanmcfall938
    @teizhanmcfall9382 жыл бұрын

    I'm a huge fan of the Roast

  • @hawkiepants9
    @hawkiepants9 Жыл бұрын

    She is hilarious!

  • @tygrkhat4087
    @tygrkhat40877 ай бұрын

    I forgot how savage these roasts could be.

  • @jeniberri
    @jeniberri2 ай бұрын

    Love her, she's great.

  • @perrys1723
    @perrys1723 Жыл бұрын

    12 if you count Mein Kampf 🤣

  • @jessbelen
    @jessbelen Жыл бұрын

    The Hilaria joke is funnier now

  • @sean5644
    @sean5644 Жыл бұрын

    I love how they just casually let a murderer on stage

  • @sejtan212

    @sejtan212

    Жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @dg-qn5mi

    @dg-qn5mi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sejtan212 ALEC BALDWIN

  • @jimhasselle4386

    @jimhasselle4386

    Жыл бұрын

    Ummm... this was long before Alec shot anyone.

  • @australorp6367

    @australorp6367

    Жыл бұрын

    Sean, you are a dufus.

  • @brothertim1322

    @brothertim1322

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sejtan212 Caitlyn Jenner

  • @piscea0229
    @piscea02293 ай бұрын

    #1 in roasting!!!

  • @hortonsstuff6948
    @hortonsstuff6948 Жыл бұрын

    women are ruthless roasters

  • @KingPangalang
    @KingPangalang Жыл бұрын

    That was epic

  • @carrolllaw
    @carrolllaw2 жыл бұрын

    I love that girl!

  • @apeshitclothing
    @apeshitclothing2 жыл бұрын

    6:07 he died on the inside

  • @duncanidaho649

    @duncanidaho649

    2 жыл бұрын

    @murphy REPORTED

  • @kevenquinlan
    @kevenquinlan11 күн бұрын

    Aww, saw Nikki's 'Bangin' on Netflix a few years back- she's So funny, and Banging! Whata hottie

  • @setwoulemski
    @setwoulemski Жыл бұрын

    Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed

  • @26bisket

    @26bisket

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s not

  • @simplylethul

    @simplylethul

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.

  • @PriestApostate
    @PriestApostate Жыл бұрын

    It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!

  • @2Hyphy74
    @2Hyphy7415 күн бұрын

    You Go NIKKI🎉

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions2 жыл бұрын

    *"Trailer Swift"*

  • @duncanidaho649

    @duncanidaho649

    2 жыл бұрын

    @murphy REPORTED

  • @mommyharris1111
    @mommyharris1111 Жыл бұрын

    Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.

  • @alecbona4549

    @alecbona4549

    7 ай бұрын

    100% agree.

  • @mikebranch7928
    @mikebranch7928 Жыл бұрын

    that was hilarious

  • @hawksfan816
    @hawksfan8165 күн бұрын

    Ane was shaking in Her boots Im still surprised that She did the Roast

  • @bjarnerost2002
    @bjarnerost2002 Жыл бұрын

    I need more roasts. Plssssss

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 Жыл бұрын

    I ❤ her

  • @syifams
    @syifams11 күн бұрын

    That hilaria name joke ages so well 😂

  • @nobodyspecial8380
    @nobodyspecial838016 күн бұрын

    When did Deniro become the guy from the movie “Up”?

  • @eddiencstate
    @eddiencstate15 күн бұрын

    11:00 "You dress like a 9 yr old found $1000 on the sidewalk."

  • @C.C._TJ_Jason
    @C.C._TJ_Jason17 күн бұрын

    “Fuhrer ado”😅

  • @martinbuhrer3893
    @martinbuhrer3893 Жыл бұрын

    Wow, Blake Griffin got mad comedic game!

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck3 ай бұрын

    She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast

  • @roddyboethius1722

    @roddyboethius1722

    7 күн бұрын

    And Theo Vonn is the opposite. Can't perform on stage but slays on podcasts

  • @81laurenjean
    @81laurenjeanАй бұрын

    Coulter is trembling big time.

  • @throbbn

    @throbbn

    17 күн бұрын

    She was, almost felt bad for her.

  • @juleec25
    @juleec259 күн бұрын

    Nikki is so talented!

  • @nicholasloyal4039
    @nicholasloyal40393 ай бұрын

    Her random tangents are like my daily intrusive thoughts

  • @SinskariBoi10389
    @SinskariBoi1038915 күн бұрын

    Roasts are amazing. Everyone should get roasted once ✌🏻✌🏻

  • @floundergearjam
    @floundergearjam Жыл бұрын

    The thesis of this video is: Don't mess with Nikki.

  • @annathemaanderson4448
    @annathemaanderson44487 ай бұрын

    Robert Dinero looking like Alf, AlFranken!

  • @TheKrazysexykool
    @TheKrazysexykool2 жыл бұрын

    Martha Stewart is my hero

  • @crisfield4364

    @crisfield4364

    Жыл бұрын

    I hated Martha Stewart until she went to prison and started hanging out with Snoop Dogg.

  • @dolphthadon3023
    @dolphthadon30237 ай бұрын

    Nikki is brutal lol

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