Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥
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Nikki Glaser unleashes the hottest comebacks at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Rob Lowe.
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That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.
The QUEEN of ROASTING... she better be honored for her Comedy someday.
What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol
@barrymccockiner773
8 күн бұрын
I lost it when she said Kevin Hart weighs 150, 155 after The Rock finishes 😂
“That’s gotta be one of the worst things you could call your daughter……… after Ireland” I DIED 🤣
She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆
@andreaslindblom9140
Жыл бұрын
Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!
@mole1596
10 ай бұрын
She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.
@joedc789
10 ай бұрын
I bet she does enjoy getting roasted
@jesusmartinez5494
Ай бұрын
She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)
@marvelfanatic12
16 күн бұрын
@@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”
She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world
@markdaniels7174
9 ай бұрын
I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.
@salomonrael8117
7 ай бұрын
i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09
@LordIstar
6 ай бұрын
@@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.
@ASirensFlame
6 ай бұрын
She's the Queen of it Greg's overatted And now he's dead so it's worse
@tarikdebarge
Ай бұрын
Better than Lisa Lampanelli?
"Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆
What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.
@SHOEZAAM
2 жыл бұрын
Killed baldwin too with the oats
@Robert-sx9mm
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!
@Gogoroth2
Жыл бұрын
I wish
@christophb2736
Жыл бұрын
She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.
@davee7344
Жыл бұрын
And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her
Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looking back on the full roasts, a lot of people almost looked scared when she said their name
@Yriel129
Жыл бұрын
The oatmeal bit with DeNiro had people looking like "okay that's, that's perhaps enough" lol
I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.
Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂
@Rampage_SSBU
19 күн бұрын
Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂
01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated
‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast
@markdaniels7174
9 ай бұрын
I loved that! She did too.
@jackjack4412
6 ай бұрын
Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.
@johnbigelson7471
6 ай бұрын
@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.
The Alf joke, was hillarious
That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The robbert de niro oatmeal...😂😂😂
Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂
They forgot my fav one when she roasts Jeff Ross, “Jeff Ross is here, dressed as prince, the prince, of wales, the animal, you’re fat”
Jimmy’s Horse joke was the best joke of that entire roast😂😂😂
@onetahua
10 күн бұрын
Hi I can’t really put roast Jimmy Carr. He is so quick
@axelkristoff
3 күн бұрын
And nothing came close.
"Id ask you how you sleep at night but I just assume hanging upside down in a robe of 100 dalmatians" 😭😭
@nikkipacheco6835
2 күн бұрын
I didn't get that one
@austinc.8360
Күн бұрын
@@nikkipacheco6835 Lookup "101 Dalmatians" movie and see who is the villain. "Sleeping upsidedown" is old American story folklore in which scary evil vampires sleep upsidedown in caves like bats
Nikki is absolutely BRUTAL and i love it.
Sibyls cackle is hilarious.
Robert DeNiro's salivating over oatmeal and it being heated up backstage. . . lol🤣🤣🤣
Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it
Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this
@srbaruchi
Жыл бұрын
It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.
The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya
How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?
@johndinou2180
19 күн бұрын
She's related to Charles Schumer
@wilsonthaoshow
15 күн бұрын
Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.
@melsutubeification
12 күн бұрын
🎯🎯🎯🎯
@BFusey
11 күн бұрын
I think the real answer to that is pretty dark actually
@jbenrn
11 күн бұрын
Yes! Thiiissss!
Nikki and blake had fun after that roast
6:01 David definitely got hit on the feels😂😂😂😂
I give TOTAL props to the roasted on these shows. I would DIE if people pointed out the worst parts of my life and looks 😂😂
Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱
@apeshitclothing
2 жыл бұрын
🦍💎🙌🏾
She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.
I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.
Black guy made out of printer running out of ink🤣🤣🤣
@lionelyoung3437
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣
Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.
@bennyb44875
Жыл бұрын
given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would
@mattway18
Жыл бұрын
@@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.
@Misogynisticfeminist
18 күн бұрын
“Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.
“Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”
I'm convinced Nikki and Blake hooked up.
@dannyteague5741
14 күн бұрын
If so, I'm sure Blake enjoyed it. I KNOW I WOULD.
I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin
@BigGov74
Жыл бұрын
Shoot
@patrick111390
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. That guys a marksman
@EldocSabote
Жыл бұрын
Would probably have some bang on jokes
@nickvin7447
Жыл бұрын
He wouldn't.
@rowelle
Жыл бұрын
Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.
She's funny asf at these things.
Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.
Ann Coulter’s roast was a public evisceration.
Ann Coultier was shaking in her boots!!
Beautiful talented funny and she knows how to dish it out! you’re awesome!👍🏼🤩❤️
Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.
1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt” Yeah not as much as that bullet
martha stewarts eybrow raise had me dying😂
Nikki is just better, no way around it.
I seen her workout her roasting jokes at the Netflix is a Joke festival at The Laugh Factory, it had me in tears.
That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present
I'm in love with this chick lol
Nikki is great. This is the only place where the spirit of Don Rickles lives on.
Savage is an understatement
This chick is SAVAGE!
Nikki Glaser is vicious 😂😂😂
Everyone kills Ann hahahah
man what a savage I love her!
Love her
That was hilarious haha
I ❤ HER! 😂
love her burns
Anyone here after seeing her awesome set on the roast of Tom Brady ?
I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a huge fan of the Roast
She is hilarious!
I forgot how savage these roasts could be.
Love her, she's great.
12 if you count Mein Kampf 🤣
The Hilaria joke is funnier now
I love how they just casually let a murderer on stage
@sejtan212
Жыл бұрын
Who?
@dg-qn5mi
Жыл бұрын
@@sejtan212 ALEC BALDWIN
@jimhasselle4386
Жыл бұрын
Ummm... this was long before Alec shot anyone.
@australorp6367
Жыл бұрын
Sean, you are a dufus.
@brothertim1322
Жыл бұрын
@@sejtan212 Caitlyn Jenner
#1 in roasting!!!
women are ruthless roasters
That was epic
I love that girl!
6:07 he died on the inside
@duncanidaho649
2 жыл бұрын
@murphy REPORTED
Aww, saw Nikki's 'Bangin' on Netflix a few years back- she's So funny, and Banging! Whata hottie
Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed
@26bisket
Жыл бұрын
She’s not
@simplylethul
11 ай бұрын
@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.
It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!
You Go NIKKI🎉
*"Trailer Swift"*
@duncanidaho649
2 жыл бұрын
@murphy REPORTED
Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.
@alecbona4549
7 ай бұрын
100% agree.
that was hilarious
Ane was shaking in Her boots Im still surprised that She did the Roast
I need more roasts. Plssssss
I ❤ her
That hilaria name joke ages so well 😂
When did Deniro become the guy from the movie “Up”?
11:00 "You dress like a 9 yr old found $1000 on the sidewalk."
“Fuhrer ado”😅
Wow, Blake Griffin got mad comedic game!
She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast
@roddyboethius1722
7 күн бұрын
And Theo Vonn is the opposite. Can't perform on stage but slays on podcasts
Coulter is trembling big time.
@throbbn
17 күн бұрын
She was, almost felt bad for her.
Nikki is so talented!
Her random tangents are like my daily intrusive thoughts
Roasts are amazing. Everyone should get roasted once ✌🏻✌🏻
The thesis of this video is: Don't mess with Nikki.
Robert Dinero looking like Alf, AlFranken!
Martha Stewart is my hero
@crisfield4364
Жыл бұрын
I hated Martha Stewart until she went to prison and started hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
Nikki is brutal lol