Bill Burr connecting the SeaWorld whales with the Catholic priests is an incredible analogy

@panzfaust9812

Жыл бұрын

Whats amazing is he does it on the fly.

@Eyrupt1988

Жыл бұрын

I watched that a few times because it's so good but surely the host couldn't be that ignorant to his point.

@akale2620

Жыл бұрын

If you know what both those things mean

@cameronpeterson5961

Жыл бұрын

And them "not following" is hilarious. They're either dumb, and should be fired; or ignorant, and should be fired.

@seal869

Жыл бұрын

Putting the morning host on blast was also totally necessary

That Bill Burr bit destroyed me. What a genius comparison for catholic priests to sea world killer whales 😭😭😭

@jackjc3572

Жыл бұрын

mah boi

@magnisky

Жыл бұрын

Just gotta move them to Seattle

@khaliiii699

Жыл бұрын

bro weird seeing u here 🤣 huge fan 🙏🙏🙏

@farrel_ra

Жыл бұрын

@@magnisky LMAO

@aldrinroy6255

Жыл бұрын

doesnt make sense right?

0:09 Finn shocking himself with that insult is too funny 😂😂😂

@XpltZ

2 ай бұрын

1.4k lukes and no cement? Let me fix that.

@nickphaux

15 күн бұрын

​@@XpltZCringe

@danielarison8059

12 күн бұрын

​@@XpltZ Hold on, I've got some concrete too

@gum884

7 күн бұрын

​@@danielarison8059 gem of a conversation

I'm surprised they could fit Jerry's ego into that studio.

@anurag123B

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 actually a bit of his ego is till left there after the interview.

@Eyrupt1988

Жыл бұрын

I freaking hated Seinfeld but seeing him get all butt hurt over the question made me hate it even more.

@alst4817

Жыл бұрын

I know right, he always seems like he believes he’s the greatest comedian ever. In reality he is a truly horrible standup comic, and an asshole as well. Nice job, Jerry!

@mathiasjameson9574

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s really cringy

@HellmuthsHotRods

Жыл бұрын

I always felt like Larry 100% knew the situation, he was just setting up the conversation because he is a talk show host and it's his job to get his guest to talk and relay information regardless of what he himself knows. And I like how after he says "do you know who I am?" Larry soon after drops "Bee movie."

“A beanbag that got sat in” is the best 😂😂😂

@lilkashkidd

Жыл бұрын

💀

@jrm11301981

Жыл бұрын

"you look like Tim Burton drew you" was pretty good too

@joshyc2006

Жыл бұрын

I misheard it as a beanbag filled with sadness 😅

Ruffalo sprung that "girls over twelve" outta nowhere!! GOLD

@adamquin07

Жыл бұрын

Not out of nowhere, it was related to something they had talked and joked about a bit before on the show

@jakerazmataz852

Жыл бұрын

@@adamquin07 But is there any truth to it. I mean not 12, but is he a DeCaprio.

@seanpaulson9098

Жыл бұрын

The rest of that clip after is hilarious

@territron

Жыл бұрын

I'm over here trying to find the "comeback" on that part or the beginning to I know where they're coming back from lbvs

@deathstarstallion

Жыл бұрын

@@adamquin07 I don't think I've seen that full clip then. I always assumed it was a joke because that guy looks like a pedo

"Can you host?" Fallon's job replacement.

@Marveryn

Жыл бұрын

giving his rating the answer to that is NO

@LucasTbooker

Ай бұрын

I’ve replayed that 10 times 😂

Snap fingers famous had me dying! !!!😹😹😹😹😹😹

@prathameshbhole4677

Жыл бұрын

Thats something only he couldve executed 🤣

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

He went "I'm not questioning your fame, I'm denying it's very existence!"

I feel like "Bee Movie opens tomorrow" is really the true ultimate comeback of that one clip.

@afaris88

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it. How does that statement be a comeback?

@humhum124

Жыл бұрын

@@afaris88 signified the decline of his career

‘Snap finger famous’ 😂 absolutely loved that😂

@Ebbagull

Жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart is so harsh 😅

That "straight to audio" comeback was hilarious

@hakeemlecco4109

Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it. Does he mean like it didn’t sell so it goes straight to dvd or something?

@johnhinn448

Жыл бұрын

@@hakeemlecco4109 yup 😂

@gaimcap

Жыл бұрын

@@hakeemlecco4109 it’s a reference to the movie making process and the fact that both during and after the process, there’s a screening process in which studio executives decide how much funding to throw in to ad campaigns and how many copies to make to distribute to theaters. In the 90’s and 2000’s, it wasn’t so uncommon that a movie would get made, the studio would realize it was a complete garbage, and decide that instead of scheduling extremely costly reshoots or risking throwing millions of dollars in to marketing campaigns, they should just completely cancel the theatrical release, write it off as a total loss, then put it directly to VHS/DVD and see it they could recoup a few dollars. Theatrical runs are where 90% of a films profits are made, so releasing them straight to VHS typically made no sense, unless the film was already written off, or had an extremely low budget. “Straight to Home video” became a stigmatized label associated with extremely poor content or typically cheesy shoes-string budget films (this is part of why movies released on streaming platforms had such a great stigma against them for award considerations until basically the last year or so). He’s basically saying Leno’s film was so bad, it didn’t even qualify for the bottom of the barrel “straight to home video” release.

@MrBeatboxmasta

Жыл бұрын

@@hakeemlecco4109 The steps are theatres, DVD/Blu-ray, TV. The worse the movie, the more steps it skips. Going straight to audio means it's so bad, it's not even worth seeing at all....not even on TV.

Kevin Hart just killed me, "You're snap finger famous."🤣

Jerry Seinfeld’s response to the cancellation question showed him for who he is.

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

I get what your saying but it's the equivalent of having Michael Jordan (the basketball player) as a guest and asking "you retired or they retired you?"

@shuttlexqw

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht i agree! sure the response could be taken as a bit much, but he's being funny about it too back at him

@smellyolegoat150

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht I must admit. I have either heard about or seen on video so many instances in which he was a total a**hole. I was predisposed to view it as his typical arrogant behavior.

@TheTrippleTKA

Жыл бұрын

how old are you? genuine question.

@Rob-ml3vl

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht I’ve never seen Jordan behaving like that.

seinfeld is so insecure that he needs to be known for that show that Larry David made funny. The B movie is what you get from seinfeld without Larry David.

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

Say what you will, it was a masterclass in bee related humor 😂😂😂

Jerry reacting like it wasn't a question for the audience 🤦‍♂

@paulinocontreras1245

Жыл бұрын

He seems like such a jack ass

@stevenackroyd3421

Жыл бұрын

Outrageous ego, and that awkward fake laugh

Wow, Jerry needed to chill out, his head was about to explode! The ego on that man lol

3:19 I know this is a morning show, you can't bring up all those crimes 😂.

Seinfeld telling Larry King “do you know who i am?” So cringe. Larry is a legend.

@Ryandushara

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, his ego was exploding over the fact that someone could even ask such a question, like chill Jerry, you really weren’t that funny, Kremer was a more comedic character

@yunbha4418

Жыл бұрын

He's joking.

@JohnAutopsy

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryandushara gee I wonder who wrote the script for that Kramer guy

@solomonshv

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryandushara "Kramer" didn't write his material for that show. larry david and Jerry Seinfeld did. nice try though. C for effort. also, that was a joke, not a dildo. don't take it so hard

@philosoraptor2285

Жыл бұрын

It's not cringe at all. Larry King went into that interview not knowing that Seinfeld wasn't canceled. The show ended because Seinfeld didn't want to do it anymore and when it finished, it was still #1. Any good interviewer would have done basic research or had their staff research the show because that's some seriously baseline information about the show. Jerry just called him out on being completely unprepared and clueless, which let's face it he was.

Mark Ruffalo is a straight savage for that one

@maliau

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it, why did he say that ?

@winterwarden

Жыл бұрын

@@maliau man's timid.

@charlotte4112

Жыл бұрын

@@maliau "girls over twelve"

@parkchanyeol1544

Жыл бұрын

That one was so unprovoked and so unexpected LMAO

@hamblyrock

Жыл бұрын

@@maliau it references a conversation earlier in the episode where Josh (the butt of the joke) talks about when he was a writer for a girls magazine before he was a comedian.

That, "ok, I get it. You got a big desk", line will always be funny

@salimfellah9783

Жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@korassssssss

Жыл бұрын

@@salimfellah9783 It's hinting he is overcompensating.

Kumal Nanjiany's comeback was the best! I wish I had that sort of witty retort when people say stupid things or ask stupid questions about my body, my short hair, and my weight...

@norskawarrior1919

Жыл бұрын

Tell them that you got the inspiration for your looks from their mom/wife/sister etc. Whatever you know will get a rise out of them lol! Tell them they look like a shaved eagles arse. You get the drift lol

@wmmv2019

Жыл бұрын

I can't roast back coz I just froze like a deer almost getting hit by a car #tragic

@as3609

Жыл бұрын

@@wmmv2019 Have you considered just lying on the ground and giving up? It might be for the best now

@wmmv2019

Жыл бұрын

@@as3609 Yup I like lying down so much coz it's cozy especially during cold winter nights! Never given up on life dear 💯 😌 I can't roast people without hurting their feelings.. that's why they're comedians and I'm just me living my best life. You should try sometimes 😉

@bricknmotor

Жыл бұрын

@@as3609 bro thats cold!!

"YOU NEED TO GOOGLE!" She got a Lil aggressive 😳 🤣

@manimekan8204

Ай бұрын

When you have to back your claim with facts, don’t most people turn aggressive or turn victim?

"Tim Burton drew you" is a savage one

The “girls over 12” one is historic, but without the lead-in, it’s just doesn’t capture it all. Ruffalo is still red faced that he said it. 🤣

"Yo movie went straight to AUDIO " 🤣💀 GOLD

Sienfeld. Sure thinks a lot of himself. It was his costars that made that show.

@kevyholgate

Жыл бұрын

He wrote it too

@basengelblik5199

Жыл бұрын

True Seinfeld was my least favorite character

@tomrake3264

Жыл бұрын

@@kevyholgate decent writer, arrogant prick

@kevyholgate

Жыл бұрын

@@tomrake3264 nooo lol, the blokes awesome 😎 I love that show lol

@lawrencecobb2107

Жыл бұрын

Nah, nah. This clip is a good one. If you’re ever going to big on someone, that’s a perfect moment

"snap finger famous" and "a shell-less turtle" are amazing

6:40 you snap finger famous 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂I’m done with Kev

I saw Steve Smith sing the national anthem at a Marlins game in 1997. He was to this day still the best I have seen. More people should know how good of a singer he is.

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

What's the name of that guy who sung the nation anthem at that Marlin game? You know- uhh *snap snap* it's on the tip of my tongue...

@speedmaster001

2 ай бұрын

Oh, yeah that guy.. snaps finger… you know who I was referring to, come on!…more finger snapping…

“Yes… Every shade of your mom’s lipstick” 😂😂😂

@nutellalatte7522

Жыл бұрын

"...And her butt hole"

@Ron-tg2ns

Жыл бұрын

And her bu--ho--.

Love Ash's comeback... A person with both beauty and intelligence ♥️

@cryspbacon

Жыл бұрын

she’s just 👩🏽‍🍳😘

@rebeccaharrington3688

Жыл бұрын

I didn't understand. Was she referencing something from earlier in the interview?

Jerry Seinfeld was being ridiculous

Man that one clip destroyed the remaining respect I had for seinfeld

"You are snap-finger famous" was a REALLY great line!

Damn bro, Kevin Hart is quit wit a comeback, straight killin em out there 😂

That MacDonald "BORED" joke needed the 45 seconds preceding it for it to really hit hard, but it's a fuckin classic.

"I get it, you got a big desk" 😂

2:40 Bill Burr just slapped the shit out of her! He tried to avoid the subject but she kept pushing!

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

She tried to catch a tiger by the tail 😂

Jerry Seinfeld is a huge tool. The way he responded to an honest question assuming that everyone just knew everything about him.

😂 the appointments with the parents was good... except i love that part of moving out. the trick is to live far enough they can't just "was in the neighborhood" you but, you can still get to them whenever you want 😂.

@ambiyoahmed3930

Жыл бұрын

Cm

@manojkhatri462

Жыл бұрын

it's just the cultural difference.We are used to being visited by family members or relatives without any notice

Bloke - “do you know who I am”? Me - “not a clue” 🤷‍♂️

Does Jerry Seinfeld know how an interview works? It was a question for the audience. It was also not an incorrect question as some other commenters have said it was.

3:25 You're not following him because you don't want to, You don't want to acknowledge what he's saying is facts/true

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

They're definitely not ready for where that conversation went. Bill said oh you want to talk about this? Okay then!

@VerTicalRose

Жыл бұрын

God bless America

"Your movie went straight to audio." Chris Rock made sure Leno couldn't come back from that one.

"... and your movie went straight to audio" 😂🤣😂😂🤣

That Breakfast Club one with Pete Davidson has absolutely killed me, he said that right after he said his dad died in 9/11

I thought Larry King was just clarifying for the benefit of viewers. I don't understand the issue.

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

He was setting up a softball question for him, his response was supposed to be something like "yes that's right." And Larry was going to ask his subsequent questions probably.

@johnd5398

Жыл бұрын

The issue is that he stepped on Jerry's overblown ego.

@sinahaase9923

Жыл бұрын

The issue is JS thinks he’s the king comedian/celebrity of all time just cuz Seinfeld was super popular…I watched the show and enjoyed most of it but man seeing JS in other stuff plus random interviews/clips just makes me dislike him. He’s really self-absorbed.

0:57 this isn't even a comeback he's just bullying him 😭😭

"Dont you think the catholic church went a little too far.. more so than my cartoon" hahahahahaha omg im literally dying

Larry: anyway, Bee Movie opens up tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andreabrown9425

Жыл бұрын

That would have been the best comeback 😂😂😂

I think Jerry Seinfeld is the most unfunny person alive ...I think he is alive

@34stzoo

Жыл бұрын

I never got his humor! It was everyone else on that show i related too. Jerry’s character to me was the straight man.

@tysonmadding8559

Жыл бұрын

@@34stzoo I didn't watch too many episodes of the show bc I just couldn't stand the guy and it was his show ......

@Liam-mv9zi

Жыл бұрын

@@34stzoo Oof, and that’s a low role 🙊

@FFM0594

Жыл бұрын

My cat using it's litter box is funnier than Seinfeld could ever hope to be, and it stinks rotten.

@mikeoath9541

Жыл бұрын

@@34stzoo I never find the straight man character funny especially if you're also supposed to be the funny man. In fact, I can't recall any other show that does it. Jerry is always the winner and joke is usually almost always on someone else. In fact George and Elaine I think are much funnier than Jerry at every point. It's because they have flaws, Jerry seemingly has none and that just creates significantly less funny character. Also what's wrong with Jerry Seinfield's ego?

"I get it, you have a big desk." is my favortie.

@salimfellah9783

Жыл бұрын

I dont get it, explain please

Every host needs a box twice Seinfeld's size on standby, to accommodate his ego. Sending this parcel to his place will come in handy in case of a reality check.😆😆

To the guy who asked ' Do you know who I am? ' I Don't, I really don't.

@candycain2327

Жыл бұрын

You must be under 7 years old then

@ChrisTrovato

Жыл бұрын

He’s the guy from bee movie bruv

Bro spit my water out at the tattoo above the ass “cmon”😂

@Ron-tg2ns

Жыл бұрын

Even the rock was laughing cause it's TRUE. Lmao 🤣🤣 plus the rock has a titty head. 😅😅

First one was a violation 😂😂😂

Jeremy Renner laughing so uncontrollably is so wholesome to see 😂😂

Seinfeld was really butthurt lmaooo

Kinda hurt my heart seeing Norm. The world is a little darker without him.

@Karan-ng4sm

Жыл бұрын

Who is norm

@Fullofills

Жыл бұрын

@@Karan-ng4sm Norm MacDonald, greatest comedian who ever lived

@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht

Жыл бұрын

He died? I didn't even know he was sick!

@GDSjokers

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht I didn't even know he lived.

@Ryandushara

Жыл бұрын

@@GDSjokers didn’t know you lived

"You look like Tim Burton drew you" LMAO

Norm saying "Chairman of the bored" that movie flopped right there.😂😂😂

I liked Seinfeld the TV show ,but I'd seriously knock him out as a person,his best joke is himself

I watched the Chairman of the Bored joke live and nearly died laughing for like 5 minutes. And I'm not saying that like people do today "Oh I died it was so funny" I mean, I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

'Snap finger famous' will always be funny to me

4:10 *set design and clothes in the 1980s* 4:22 'Bee Movie...'

0:07 Can you host? No, he cannot. No, he definitely cannot.

“I get it u got a big desk”😂😂😂

0:09 they def talked about the fact that Fallon can't host and let it slip

“You are click finger famous.” I cried 😂

Kevin Hart was funny with his quick bits

Imma go hang out with my dad envy😂😂😂

0:56 bro had to cool down after that epic roast

Lol you look like Tim burton drew you. 😅😂

That snap finger roast was so good lol

Bill burr destroyed The Morning Show!

6:55 Beauty with brains 😍🤩 Aur bhai India is a country of traditions and we do love to live with our parents as they also are happy and of course we don't need appointments to meet our own parents as we are lucky enough and blessed by our parents 😇

@renelimas333

Жыл бұрын

and such a quick response, that deserve a better reaction from the audience

@johnd5398

Жыл бұрын

Looked like he asked a legitimate question about her culture and she got shitty about it. She can go stay with her parents in their house with dirt fucking floors if she can't handle a little curiosity.

"snap finger famous" was absolutely brilliant

Damn Jerry relax dude. 😂

icl the celtics theory aged very well, celtics made it to the finals and legrandpa didnt even make the playins

Jerry: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM Larry King: a jewish guy from brooklyn 😑 RIP to the goat

"your movie went straight to audio" XD

Bill Burr is an absolute legend 🤣

The Rami Malek segment was brilliant, I have personally done the exact same thing as the interviewer, so dumb! But the way Rami Handled it was amazing, he used humour to make them both feel better in an otherwise awkward situation!

@joshglenn7091

Жыл бұрын

Rami Malek isn't in this video.

For context at 6:00, Comedian Jimmy Carr was caught evading loads of taxes

@xoxoevol8682

Жыл бұрын

What did she say so hard to understand the low audio

@mavoc3094

Жыл бұрын

@@xoxoevol8682 "Saves on VAT, you would know all about that Jimmy." VAT is value added tax which is another term for sales tax.

Love your videos 😍

I may not like Kevin Harts comedy but, I do admire how he isn't afraid to call people out.

Aishwarya's reply was savage 😂

@alexwisniewski

Жыл бұрын

no it wasn't. it barely even makes sense.

Kevin hart is in so many 🤣

You could make one of these with ONLY Norm clips.

Your movie went straight to audio 😂😂😂😂

"...your Dad still around?" BOY! You smok'n Corn Flakes, again?

Kevin Hart is so damn funny man wtf! He's hilarious in interviews 🤣

Finn Wolfhard's "can you host?" will never not be funny

The first clip and my jaw was already on the floor 💀 my goodness that kid was so brutal

Snap finger famous...thats new!😂🤣

Bill Burr: “You know those killer whales who kill a trainer and then they go on and move them around to a place like Seattle.” Morning host: “I’m not totally following you.” C’mon man, you’re entire audience gets it.

You're snap finger famous 😭🤣🤣🤣 Kevin Hart is so fucking funny

The last guy looked like the potatoe from Toy Story 🤣

and your movie went straight to audio LOOL

The human race could possibly last for a million years or so but nobody will ever again be more entertaining on any show than Norm was when he spontaneously said the "bored" line. Best line in the history of TV. Conan's reaction was perfect because Conan was smart enough to get Norm.

@FFM0594

Жыл бұрын

I guess you are smart enough, too. I wonder how many people didn't get it. I'm thinking 97.654%. I know I had to rewatch it 17 times before I got it, and I used slo-mo.