Jeff Ross - I Found A Lump

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#JeffRoss roasts the audience, describes meeting a shady customs agent, and then recites an original love poem.
Jeff Ross stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011
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  • @professorsereno
    @professorsereno7 жыл бұрын

    thought the guy was going to steal the show, but Ross managed him

  • @Talisman09

    @Talisman09

    6 жыл бұрын

    Steal the show? He's an annoying douche bag

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tcheliinhoo this was planned, you do know that right?

  • @gringgles2633

    @gringgles2633

    3 жыл бұрын

    he was an audience plant comics and magicians do it all the time

  • @t.d.2016

    @t.d.2016

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was clearly a plant

  • @aneetnaidu

    @aneetnaidu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Talisman09 poor guy doesn't know what a plant is

  • @triforceofpowa
    @triforceofpowa6 жыл бұрын

    The Glee joke aged soo well.

  • @youtuber35608

    @youtuber35608

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aaaand now it didn’t.

  • @patrickwannafightaboutit6338

    @patrickwannafightaboutit6338

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not anymore....two people died from that show....sex related

  • @treyjetson5320

    @treyjetson5320

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Both? One guy overdosed on drugs and the other hung himself after getting caught with child porn. I liked the show at first but there was entirely too much singing and a bit too much gay stuff.

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho42366 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad Ross roasted that "volunteer" from the audience. God damn that dude sure was full of himself.

  • @LeftHandedRightHanded

    @LeftHandedRightHanded

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was part of the skit...

  • @divagirl10
    @divagirl10 Жыл бұрын

    I met him at his Seattle concert a few weeks ago. Very humble and down to earth. No air of entitlement at all

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull89417 жыл бұрын

    The Roast Master General.

  • @DivergentDroid

    @DivergentDroid

    6 жыл бұрын

    More like The Roast Master Private. You know the Military has a policy of don't ask, don't tell.

  • @jam1870utube

    @jam1870utube

    5 жыл бұрын

    I t think Jeff Ross has really f****** funny.

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb7 жыл бұрын

    he wasn't gonna make it tonight but someone poured him a drink and this man invited him up on stage. hahaha that guy was hammered

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    6 жыл бұрын

    Doomreb i imvited anyone on stage! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whooodat3723

    @whooodat3723

    6 жыл бұрын

    yankees 64 *invited

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    4 жыл бұрын

    I invited anyone up on stage, not sure it's your big break

  • @Williaem00
    @Williaem005 жыл бұрын

    Camera lesbian 😭😂😂

  • @treyjetson5320

    @treyjetson5320

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even camera lesbian was hot, Canada is full of hot white girls huh. Barely any fat people it seems.

  • @ducklaser

    @ducklaser

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@treyjetson5320 Nah, it's just Montréal, and there's a funny historical reason for it.

  • @mickeyromeo
    @mickeyromeo5 жыл бұрын

    I think Jeff Ross one of the best comedians that ever lived.

  • @uttaradit2

    @uttaradit2

    3 жыл бұрын

    he's dead ??

  • @royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409

    @royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uttaradit2 rip

  • @kuroichan101
    @kuroichan1015 жыл бұрын

    The volunteer and him kinda matched well lmaoo

  • @LASR71
    @LASR717 жыл бұрын

    I love Ross' comedy. He knew how to keep the attention away from this hammered bozo, lol Not sure if he was part of the act, but was funny as hell.

  • @kudosm7831

    @kudosm7831

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's a staged comedy bit are you stupid.

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    6 жыл бұрын

    kudos m yes hard not to see the obvious

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    5 жыл бұрын

    He was, a planned act trust me

  • @lilchadaldrich

    @lilchadaldrich

    4 жыл бұрын

    What are we in middle school? Still calling people stupid? I was mad that he had that dude who was part of the act come up on stage, but then the dude could barely play the piano... so now I'm a little confused too...

  • @JohnJDNB

    @JohnJDNB

    4 жыл бұрын

    Y'all are dumb and have clearly never seen Jeff Ross comedy. The dude was absolutely hammered first of all, couldn't play the only song he knew, and Jeff Ross does this stuff all the time and not with that guy. That is his comedy. Involving the crowd and making fun of them and with them.

  • @MTG776
    @MTG7766 жыл бұрын

    That Aids documentary joke... Killer

  • @gmy33
    @gmy336 жыл бұрын

    ross is social genius .. he just understands ..and really knows which direction to take ..hats of to him !!!!

  • @supaburger
    @supaburger5 жыл бұрын

    that dude is a budget russell brand

  • @kylekylekeownhotmailcouk
    @kylekylekeownhotmailcouk7 жыл бұрын

    This guy is so funny need to find more on this guy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylersbrokenchair
    @tylersbrokenchair7 жыл бұрын

    That pianist guy is a Russell Brand copycat.

  • @jeffreyadams8345

    @jeffreyadams8345

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tyler Morse nice catch, absolutely!

  • @BeyondDestiny

    @BeyondDestiny

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping it was Fleetwood Mac but then he turned around

  • @gavinmcgowan7131

    @gavinmcgowan7131

    4 жыл бұрын

    Russel Off-Brand

  • @theyoutubemoneymachine6494

    @theyoutubemoneymachine6494

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gavinmcgowan7131 This is BY FAR the best joke on this page! YOU WIN

  • @lawman34

    @lawman34

    4 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely believed it was Russel brand for 30 seconds

  • @brantgomez4890
    @brantgomez48906 жыл бұрын

    That volunteer is the guy you think is cool and could be a friend but then a few moments go by and you realize he trys way to hard in every aspect in life

  • @vientolunar77

    @vientolunar77

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @47imagine

    @47imagine

    5 жыл бұрын

    And yet he probably gets laid more than any of us. I'm sad

  • @Agnes135

    @Agnes135

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh fuck off

  • @farfromirrational948

    @farfromirrational948

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Elixir trying too hard doesnt necessarily refer to the amount of effort going into the task at hand. Its a reference to his overall demeanor. A mentality of attempting to be cool or superior. A lack of humility. With all the likes it seems op's comment struck a chord with lots of people

  • @N12Gautam

    @N12Gautam

    4 жыл бұрын

    Far from Irrational yeah cause they’re jealous he’s living his life and they’re withering away. The guys just having fun and was funny, but people always hate what they can’t have

  • @zachthura8437
    @zachthura84377 жыл бұрын

    It's weird seeing him with hair :p

  • @G17x

    @G17x

    7 жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @keymaster430

    @keymaster430

    5 жыл бұрын

    He changes his appearance so often, it's hard to keep up with his look. Sometimes he's fat, sometimes skinny. Sometimes his hair's short, sometimes it's long or he has a beard and other times he doesn't.

  • @kasv4103
    @kasv41035 жыл бұрын

    He is an awesome roaster, just felt him trying trying not to roast the volunteer.

  • @airport862
    @airport8627 жыл бұрын

    Indiana Jones' nephew. haha.

  • @17mrbrightside
    @17mrbrightside6 жыл бұрын

    Saw this guy live in Utah when I was driving through Sundance and he happened to be performing there.. one of the best nights that whole year!

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard55794 жыл бұрын

    Long live the roast master general

  • @jaredfranco10
    @jaredfranco104 жыл бұрын

    The Glee Joke got me bad.

  • @Fastjimmy041
    @Fastjimmy0417 жыл бұрын

    Jeff Ross is always hilarious

  • @lavender1394

    @lavender1394

    4 жыл бұрын

    he still holds up years later.

  • @onamemmet
    @onamemmet5 жыл бұрын

    That Glee joke. Love it.

  • @elicabrera6437
    @elicabrera64374 жыл бұрын

    This man is just plain funny

  • @lynnkelley6655
    @lynnkelley66556 жыл бұрын

    Thank you. Laughed my ass off.

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx20007 жыл бұрын

    I thought Gaddafi was dead!

  • @haidee7872

    @haidee7872

    5 жыл бұрын

    MGTOW Bombay & Swiss hahHHAHHAHAHA

  • @justin_your_cousin9273

    @justin_your_cousin9273

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gadafi with a skin disorder

  • @kirkcavenaugh758

    @kirkcavenaugh758

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're both honorary aryans

  • @justin_your_cousin9273

    @justin_your_cousin9273

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gaddafi was browner

  • @Elkarus

    @Elkarus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@justin_your_cousin9273 Michael Jackson also was browner

  • @heathkitchen4315
    @heathkitchen43156 жыл бұрын

    This was magic. Super awesome!!!!!!

  • @ronhoek69
    @ronhoek694 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious, just great.

  • @raghavsharma4011
    @raghavsharma40116 жыл бұрын

    That was surprisingly funny

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX2 жыл бұрын

    "Indiana Jone's nephew" 😂😂

  • @benjamingracian277
    @benjamingracian2772 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite sets

  • @jeffreyadams207
    @jeffreyadams207 Жыл бұрын

    The guy who joins Jeff was awesome!

  • @johnvasi796
    @johnvasi7964 жыл бұрын

    Jeff is so good lol

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas3 жыл бұрын

    He actually roasted the stage itself. No one does it better.

  • @pastywhiteboy9393
    @pastywhiteboy93937 жыл бұрын

    what the fuck is that piano guy doing?

  • @TheRafaelBond

    @TheRafaelBond

    2 жыл бұрын

    being a gawd

  • @JohnJDNB
    @JohnJDNB4 жыл бұрын

    The man is amazing

  • @sid-
    @sid-3 жыл бұрын

    He took back the jacket he threw... hahahahaa he broke🤣

  • @hyasmine7336
    @hyasmine73365 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @NatsuNaoIku
    @NatsuNaoIku7 жыл бұрын

    I can't tell if this is staged xD

  • @kudosm7831

    @kudosm7831

    7 жыл бұрын

    no sh*t its staged.

  • @_KT5

    @_KT5

    6 жыл бұрын

    But what if someone on the first rown stood up and went to the piano lol

  • @bsizzlehill2283

    @bsizzlehill2283

    6 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely staged

  • @Lat3ksi

    @Lat3ksi

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can tell it's not staged lol

  • @Juventinos

    @Juventinos

    6 жыл бұрын

    it's not staged he did this in the 2006-2013 period at almost every show, every time it was another guy. I mean..honestly if he staged every single one with a different actor that alone is ridiculous

  • @LeonardoDiax24
    @LeonardoDiax245 жыл бұрын

    THIS THE FUNNIEST GUY ALIVE BRUHHHH

  • @Lymbe06
    @Lymbe066 жыл бұрын

    Hooooly shiiiit I’m dying

  • @harrytee7159
    @harrytee71595 жыл бұрын

    The glee joke killed me lol

  • @jeffreyadams207
    @jeffreyadams2073 жыл бұрын

    We uhhhh, we go way back!!! Lol

  • @Fastjimmy041
    @Fastjimmy0416 жыл бұрын

    Genius lol

  • @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity
    @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity3 жыл бұрын

    5:06 Jeff, same 😂

  • @champarr9278
    @champarr92783 жыл бұрын

    Thats the most accurate cat poem lol

  • @peterlouis1800
    @peterlouis18005 жыл бұрын

    they actually dimmed the lights this time.

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard55794 жыл бұрын

    5:06 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams83456 жыл бұрын

    I invited anyone on stage!

  • @yeahokayalright111
    @yeahokayalright1114 жыл бұрын

    Im not sure this is your big break or anything 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ramoncaballero9415
    @ramoncaballero94155 жыл бұрын

    The comment that you said to the guy or in the Shores was very funny

  • @lol-zp1ps
    @lol-zp1ps3 жыл бұрын

    Ross was WAY too nice to that guy ahahaha

  • @djphlange
    @djphlange3 жыл бұрын

    russel brand playing piano? 😂

  • @brendandowney3279
    @brendandowney32796 жыл бұрын

    Genius

  • @11CRYPTID
    @11CRYPTID2 жыл бұрын

    Is the keyboard guy playing a theme music from those old Godzilla movies?

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE5 жыл бұрын

    Only Jeff Ross can do this

  • @thewitcher4658
    @thewitcher46583 жыл бұрын

    That guy is badass

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran4 жыл бұрын

    Wow it’s cool that Australian Russel Brand joined him on stage.

  • @emilia3384
    @emilia33845 жыл бұрын

    Hair 🖤

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow5 жыл бұрын

    Jeffrey 😂😂 Nice hair.

  • @TheReminisce777
    @TheReminisce7777 жыл бұрын

    I love this , ..man

  • @x4x665
    @x4x6655 жыл бұрын

    How can any comedian follow Jeff Ross lol. He absolutely destroys hahaha

  • @markdasilva3095
    @markdasilva30957 жыл бұрын

    Jeff is the man.

  • @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479
    @intotheabyssoftheunknown44794 жыл бұрын

    Jeff looks better with the hair. That's saying a lot!

  • @lecu1967
    @lecu19676 жыл бұрын

    Rocky Laporte had already done the "bon jovi" joke in Canada, no less!

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams83456 жыл бұрын

    When he picks someone from the audience, I wonder what would happen if it was totally random person instead of one that is planted

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe6 жыл бұрын

    jokes are ment to be retold. and if they're his own what a the problem

  • @suecrets5169
    @suecrets51694 жыл бұрын

    This guy is funny never heard of him before.

  • @jhonnypresley
    @jhonnypresley5 жыл бұрын

    Dam Jeff had hair

  • @saadakbar8
    @saadakbar85 жыл бұрын

    What's the name of the song played by the piano guy?

  • @michaelhauser6440

    @michaelhauser6440

    8 ай бұрын

    That shitty song he made up?

  • @cesargarduno7376
    @cesargarduno73767 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know what song the guy was playing on the keyboard?

  • @danieljohnson6623

    @danieljohnson6623

    5 жыл бұрын

    Poda myre- poyi chakeda

  • @joeljose3805

    @joeljose3805

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah does anyone know??

  • @yolandaduhon927
    @yolandaduhon9273 жыл бұрын

    Watching this video taught me how to talk to a cat

  • @arijitgupta42
    @arijitgupta426 жыл бұрын

    What is the song he plays on the piano?

  • @turkishboyMLT

    @turkishboyMLT

    5 жыл бұрын

    The only song he knows how to play on piano. Wtf man aren't you listening

  • @GoreOB
    @GoreOB2 жыл бұрын

    Who ever that cat is I feel bad for that cat😂

  • @guitardude1933
    @guitardude19335 жыл бұрын

    Happy to see Russell Brand off drugs

  • @rasaayennaidoo2377
    @rasaayennaidoo23776 жыл бұрын

    The piano guy looked like Casey Affleck

  • @Jordendog
    @Jordendog7 жыл бұрын

    3 minutes was enough.

  • @brandonharner5222
    @brandonharner52225 жыл бұрын

    Pancakes vs waffles what's your pick?

  • @amberlema2088
    @amberlema20882 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raulramirez2681
    @raulramirez26815 жыл бұрын

    The best

  • @danijelujcic8644
    @danijelujcic86447 жыл бұрын

    Bon Jovi - he did this in 1998

  • @awadaawada6738

    @awadaawada6738

    7 жыл бұрын

    Panthera Tigris was just watching it

  • @JeffFreemanPresents
    @JeffFreemanPresents4 жыл бұрын

    As a video shooter, I can't help but notice the women behind the cameras here. I haven't seen that a lot when I'm on jobs, and I think we need more.

  • @micobilder4009
    @micobilder40095 жыл бұрын

    Didn'texpect that at the end :-):-):-)

  • @dennisfajardo1776
    @dennisfajardo17767 жыл бұрын

    that was it????

  • @awn98q

    @awn98q

    6 жыл бұрын

    That was my reaction too.

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams83456 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone else hear Doug Benson laughing?

  • @Talisman09

    @Talisman09

    6 жыл бұрын

    yankees 64 when

  • @krishnanunni80
    @krishnanunni806 жыл бұрын

    Thought that piano guy was Dave Grohl

  • @scottzvidzo5564
    @scottzvidzo55644 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Muamar Gadaffi

  • @vivekkumar-jy4cd
    @vivekkumar-jy4cd4 жыл бұрын

    That pianist looks and sounds like nick cage

  • @Valkalium
    @Valkalium4 жыл бұрын

    HOW DID HE LOSE ALL THAT HAIR??

  • @tessanthouli7811
    @tessanthouli78114 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Ed if he had a neck

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker35954 жыл бұрын

    I forgot he once had hair...and was funny.

  • @uneekelements1591
    @uneekelements15915 жыл бұрын

    The guy he pulled on stage sounded an awful lot like Nick Thune.

  • @xXGAMING101Xx
    @xXGAMING101Xx5 жыл бұрын

    not good with jokes but good with roast

  • @Maliphresh
    @Maliphresh6 жыл бұрын

    He roasting camera ppl?!!

  • @alexanderbreschi90
    @alexanderbreschi902 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad Jeff was nice to him, it seemed like he needed it. Or he’s just delusional lol

  • @FTELondo
    @FTELondo4 жыл бұрын

    ... why is this my first time seeing him with hair

  • @robinsarchiz
    @robinsarchiz4 жыл бұрын

    Thought it said "I Found A Lamp", stop with this genie-related clickbait!

  • @MrJamir-sk2hw

    @MrJamir-sk2hw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol. Good one!

  • @9some
    @9some6 жыл бұрын

    was dat cassie affleck? look at him lol

  • @jdg5682
    @jdg56825 жыл бұрын

    Meak

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