The way he holds his mic lets you know he's crazy

@Killlxv

4 жыл бұрын

That's for more chest voice and lunacy lol

@tarar6060

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@evantaylor1832

3 жыл бұрын

He holds the microphone like a weapon that he's about to use to make you laugh your ass off

@the-engneer

3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffWarren47 I clicked your link just to give you hell for using someone else's KZread channel to get views, but you actually made me laugh man. Anyone who pulls bubbles out of their pocket is alright in my book😂

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-engneer Thanks friend.That video was 6 months ago.I have newer stuff on my channel including a set I just did as "myself" for the first time on Tuesday.I talk about my Watermelon Anxiety Disorder.Better yet,just SUBSCRIBE.I got some really funny stuff coming real soon...🃏

It's good to see Anakin Skywalker did something with his life.

@BennHaze

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was touch and go for a moment there

@jesuschrist8336

4 жыл бұрын

The stage is the only high ground he can get

@LSXGh0St98

4 жыл бұрын

CaptPostmod where's his lil rat tail😂😂😂

@bertvsrob

4 жыл бұрын

well, he was meant to be the chosen one after all

@christopherthomas7980

4 жыл бұрын

If I can see the dark side in him what was yoda smoking to miss it?

His jokes aren't always "laugh out loud" funny. But they definitely make me smile real big and go like, "Yooo, that was clever hah."

@SpecialBeam

4 жыл бұрын

@JDG3981 Ahh yes, at 1:35 . Well it could be interpreted a number of ways: When he says he thinks his friend is gay, you'd expect him to tell us why he thinks that. But instead he just says he doesn't remember because he's not good with names. Implying either he sleeps around so often he doesn't remember their names; or, he KNOWS his friend is gay, he just doesn't remember his name specifically. Both of which subvert your expectations. Not really THAT funny, but more of a "gotcha" kinda moment. A lot of these jokes are like that.

@Emlyte

4 жыл бұрын

@JDG3981 The joke is that when he says "I think my friend Jeff is gay" your expectation is that he isn't sure about Jeff's sexuality. He subverts that expectation by saying that I don't know I am bad with names, meaning that Jeff's sexuality is gay, he just wasn't sure if his name was Jeff. This setup implies that his "friend" isn't actually a friend but a gay lover, and when you have a one night stand with someone, not remembering the person's name is a possibility.

@fuckthisaccount8133

4 жыл бұрын

Did you actually take the time to write this hahah

@86neanicu

4 жыл бұрын

I think my friend Jeff is Gay. Makes you think that's about sexuality, but he's meaning that he forgets his friend name. Instead of Jeff he's calling him Gay(name).

@stevietv420

4 жыл бұрын

I think once you watch enough comedy, that’s a common response but still means the kid in you laughed your ass off

"Jeselnik , great job, as usual !" His arrogant act cracks me up.

@SuperThomaspaine

Жыл бұрын

It's not an arrogant act. He's a creep. Not funny either.

@alpha0xide9

Жыл бұрын

​@@SuperThomaspaine Of course it's an act, jeez

Closest thing to a vampire showing up one day to tell dark ass jokes

@teresadalessio1

4 жыл бұрын

Now that u put that way....

@NorwegianDark

4 жыл бұрын

A psychic vampire maybe

@Papeeshka

4 жыл бұрын

LORD MAV B.M.P yes pls Anthony as a vampire omg!!

@Onthebrink5

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central described him as the Dark Prince Of Comedy before this special.

@kakarrotcake6991

4 жыл бұрын

Son of Northern Darkness *psychedelic

I want this guy at my funeral

@Divergent-ym3py

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if that’s such a good idea, you want all your friends and family to be laughing the entire time? An open casket service would be funny enough.

@prithvibumia2941

4 жыл бұрын

Buddy, he's a necrophiliac 😂😂. Sure you up for it?!

@yimeizi2648

4 жыл бұрын

prithvi bumia Guess that’s why he wants Jeselnik at his funeral

@alif8521

4 жыл бұрын

His user name 😂😂

@zuuzuuka

4 жыл бұрын

I can get you half way to ur goal

I live how he’s told 3 different stories about his grandmother dying

@svilenvasilev3819

3 жыл бұрын

Love*

@gozinta82

3 жыл бұрын

@@svilenvasilev3819 Like?

@pickollas

3 жыл бұрын

B O T H

@kevlingcustomtitantrons9375

3 жыл бұрын

@@pickollas N E I T H E R

@user-zr2lt6dh8j

3 жыл бұрын

He must have loved her the most.

If you watch really carefully, you can see him force himself to stop laughing at a few of the jokes. Priceless.

@adrianramirez6848

2 жыл бұрын

that's good. his deadpan delivery makes him funnier.

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

You’re easily impressed

@Redridge07

Жыл бұрын

@Daniel Kiienko You do not have to watch carefully ...... it was very obvious

@nicky20111991

Жыл бұрын

The guy does have really cute smile!

I know a lot of guys look different without beards but holy shit

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

You’re easily impressed

@lucas_perez-osterwalder6206

Жыл бұрын

@@ferise1 and you finish easily

The way he says "give it to me" gets me everytime

"I think my friend, Jeff, is gay. I don't know. I'm so bad with names." might be the perfect joke.

@drazyg2391

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think its that funny. Am i missing something? Gay is a name so is jeff but jeff could be gay so hows that funny

@samuelaurora3632

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Gallardo ur gay

@kyev936

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't get it

@aleyorch44

4 жыл бұрын

He’s unsure of his friends name. But sure of the fact that he’s gay lol

@shanegiaccardo3156

4 жыл бұрын

ky ev he said “I think my friend, jeff” so he thinks it’s Jeff but he’s bad wit names so the friend he’s thinking about is definitely gay

"How many kids get to die a winner?" is in my top 3 now.

@navneetkaushik2482

4 жыл бұрын

What are the other two

@ronarprefect7709

4 жыл бұрын

@@navneetkaushik2482 I didn't have another two in mind when I wrote that. I just didn't want to say it was #1 when I could have forgotten a couple that were better or as good.

@arianamdar1718

4 жыл бұрын

I'd appreciate if you would explain that one to me. Of all his jokes I just didn't laugh at that one

@navneetkaushik2482

4 жыл бұрын

@@arianamdar1718 He died because he was trapped there and nobody found him ..... And in the game of Hide and seek the winner is who doesn't get found (sorry for bad English)

@arianamdar1718

4 жыл бұрын

@@navneetkaushik2482 oh right I thought it was relating to sth. Yeah Of course tnx

At some point Anthony decided his shtick will be "psychopath comedian."

@volcryndarkstar3283

4 жыл бұрын

At some point this psychopath decided to become a comedian*

@albertgein3082

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he just.. decided to make a living off of telling "party stopper" jokes

@madhushrutimukherjee

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a psychopath, it's very apparent. He's just being edgy.

@petesmith9475

3 жыл бұрын

He has been like that since being a kid according to his podcas with his best friend. Just killing.

@menghao737

2 жыл бұрын

@@madhushrutimukherjee Yeah, but he does it so well.

If *John Mulaney* and *Timothy Olyphant* had a baby together, And that baby grew up alone in the Bates Motel then decided to leave one day. That baby would be *Anthony Jeselnik*

@RamiroBelmaresJr

4 жыл бұрын

As a fan of all three (Especially Timothy Olyphant for his comedic timing) I'm glad you put this sentence together

@rickdavis32

4 жыл бұрын

I like john Mulaney sometimes but find him exhausting because I feel I dont get him.

@b1bbscraz3y

4 жыл бұрын

Mulaney is not funny

@SMITH6859

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone else reading this in Franco's voice?

@DjR3aper

4 жыл бұрын

The first dead baby to tell jokes

The way Anthony holds the mic makes me want to organize all the 50+ shoes I own alphabetically by their names then sub-sort them by color according tot he color sprectrum and by wear condition.

@themaggattack

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus. Lol. Yeah, he's unsettling like that.

@x_VineM_x

4 жыл бұрын

@chocobonita No they dont..

@brandonnewby178

4 жыл бұрын

What about use? Ya got casual, dress, exercise...

@AllWillFail

4 жыл бұрын

You have 50+ pair shoes?! Bloody hell.

@rickovery

3 жыл бұрын

You can first sort them by color and then in each color you then those by wear within each color. That's how I do it.

This guy is my favorite comedian hands down

I love how clearly he speaks.

He sets it up to the right, then sucker punches you way-wrong to the left.

The absolute king of misdirection. How is this guy so original and inventive😅

Lmao he loved the necrophilia bit

Lmfao 🤣 the way he builds up before the punchline 😂

I love his smiles after each joke and the audience is laughing

"But we had a great lawyer" GUYS HELP ME I'M WEAK

I never get tired of this bit

The "die a winner" joke is the best lol

@shanesawyer5103

2 жыл бұрын

Superb joke

@thomasjoad3384

2 жыл бұрын

The real winners were never found, I still remember the beat up, old white van turning the corner. That was 50 yrs ago. Today there's a monument at the local park with inscription:"lil Tommy, voted best player of all time"😁

It’s not going to be long before one sick joke makes him the most famous comedian in the world 😂

@vsceglio

3 жыл бұрын

I want this guy at my funeral

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

@@vsceglio You’re easily impressed

Mitch Hedberg meets Patrick Bateman.

@sea_hous

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph JoeJoe This.

"Anthony...uhhh I refuse to learn his shitty last name" - Patrice O'Neal

Why haven’t I seen this guy before I watched a clip like 2 weeks ago and now he’s one of my favorite stand up comedians

@Onthebrink5

4 жыл бұрын

KZread took all of his specials off of the channel a while ago. Comedy Central is now uploading his stand up special Caligula in chapters now.

@shalashaska1621

4 жыл бұрын

I believe I saw one of his specials on Netflix but I might be lying

@Onthebrink5

4 жыл бұрын

@@shalashaska1621 He has Thoughts and Prayers and Fire in the Maternity Ward on Netflix. Thoughts was on KZread for more than a year before they cracked down on stand up. Comedy Central only has the rights to Caligula. You most likely are not lying to yourself.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@Onthebrink5 💥I just started standup and want ur OPINION. Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

@Onthebrink5

3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffWarren47 I liked a couple of the jokes. Blowing bubbles was pretty funny.

"I'm fucking famous. Give it to me."

1:57 - the subtle complement to the audience to get them even more on his side. This guy is gold.

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

Compliment

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

Idiot

I feel like Anthony has a lot of tools and has utilized the D.E.N.N.I.S system before. Hell he might have even gotten off here

@alephbunchofnumbers

4 жыл бұрын

he's a GOLDEN GOD

@stephenlefty

4 жыл бұрын

T O O L S

@gunnerysgthartman9263

4 жыл бұрын

My tools!! I have to have my tools!!...I like toooo BIND, I like to beeee BOUND.... Anthony Jeselnik would be perfect as a guest on "It's always sunny". Maybe Dennis's new friend or cousin from another city. They have the same dark twisted humor.

@johann242

4 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't use the D.E.N.N.I.S system... because of the implication

Anakin's punch lines got so much better since 'I don't like sand'

Valid points here. I dig it.

Can watch his stand up all day, everyday

That smirk he does lets you know hes a badass

I could listen to this for hours🤣

This guy is already a legend

"People get weird when kids die". If that's not good timing then what is? He's a genius. Of course.

My favorite hands down. Him and Patrice O'Neal, but i like Anthony better. This is how you do quality stand up, good material, presence and delivery, not like some stand up comedy guys out there who yell, curse and sweat just to cover the lack of good material or lack of talent. Amazing job !

“You sure as shit know now” 😂😂

That is some good material. Brilliant and dark

I have heard this dozens of times, and it is funny every time.

amazing job...AS usual. I fcking love his arrogance/confidence/swagger.

Anthony is one of those comedians that makes me think WTF or oh hell no and I start laughing.

I've only just become aware of this guy but now I really want to learn his villain origin story.

He’s not for everyone but he’s definitely for me 😂

A legend 💯

Digging this guy. Very clever use of language.

I love how he waltzes across the stage

Oh yeah let’s just skim over the fact that this happened “I hit a kid with my car”🤣

He is the best and hottest comedian out there. I am dying to see him!

Jeselnik the great

I can never tell if he's really a Narcissist or just playing one. It's funny as hell either way.

@alpha0xide9

Жыл бұрын

Well he's 100% playing

@qarcon3247

Жыл бұрын

He’s playing he acts different off stage

SHARK PARTY

This guy is hilarious! How come i've never heard of him 😂

@Boltrex100

4 жыл бұрын

Watch him in the roast of donald trump and charlie sheen

@mikee6303

4 жыл бұрын

because your best friend is Jeff

@thomasjoad3384

2 жыл бұрын

Because snow flakes muffle the sound of laughter 😁

I have much love for your great-grandmother.

God. The guy has my type of comedy. 😂

This guy is a genius. Also dam handsome.

Killed it ...

he's cute and does dark humor? here comes my next binge. 🤧

LCK its the man for this type of jokes, this new guy tells his fantasies as if they actually happened

The M. Knight Shyamalan of humor. His twists r something else!

@einundsiebenziger5488

Жыл бұрын

Only that his jokes are funny and MKS's movies are just weird and boring.

Sometimes I feel guilty laughing 😂

@thomasjoad3384

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I guiltily laugh.

@jimcummings4342

Жыл бұрын

DONT!!!!. That is the problem with PC and Cancel Culture. If you want to laugh....laugh. Don't let someone tell you not to laugh....at a comedy show. Have a good day.

The laugh build up was dope. Hey a$$holes, (light laughter), I’m famous, (med laughter, give it to me (more laughter). Good joke man!

Funny as hell. Had to translate a couple of his jokes in spanish to my wife.

@benny8865

4 жыл бұрын

@spiralout72 yeah btw he should explain to his wife about dumb bitches that say she need to learn english

@steiventhatmexicanguy570

4 жыл бұрын

@spiralout72 They actually sound good in spanish to.

@ordinarryalien

Жыл бұрын

Do you guys divorced now?

I love Jesselnik's humor but i never really noticed til tonight he does a bit of a Christopher Walken with his cadence.

Anthony "I hit a kid with my car" Jeselnik

He has the humor of Dexter Morgan

He reminds me of dennis from its always sunny but more chill lol

his jokes make me say no to my gramps when she asks me to grab another plate

The Jeselnik. He was telling a hysterical story on a podcast about stuff his parents did that drove him nuts. Like if anyone called the parent’s house saying they wanted to get in touch with Anthony, they’d give out his home and cell phone numbers and his personal email address. He’d flip out and they’d go right ahead and do it again. (But he said he was your friend Anthony ... you should talk to your friends). That’s sooo something my folks would do and not understand why when I asked them to stop.

@einundsiebenziger5488

Жыл бұрын

... the parents' * house ...

Anyone else lol soon as they read the title or the video? I can see him saying it. “Everyone wants to do drugs with me”

Imagine him and Christopher walkin in the same room

OMG die a winner. He killed me with that.

@rickdavis32

4 жыл бұрын

I think that is one of the best jokes, I have ever heard!!

@Lau-wl8xl

4 жыл бұрын

@@rickdavis32 I still feel bad for laughing at it though. Lmao

@rickdavis32

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lau-wl8xl have you seen his new special, his dirty guy look works well( he looks like a hot guy you would consider hooking up with )but he just tried to sell you a human liver, anyway his line about the girl with the glass eye was fucking magnificent!

@rickdavis32

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds so much like, John Malkovich!

@Lau-wl8xl

4 жыл бұрын

@@rickdavis32 where can I find it?

A.J. the King of the Punchline.

The joke is that when he says "I think my friend Jeff is gay" your expectation is that he isn't sure about Jeff's sexuality. He subverts that expectation by saying that " I don't know, I am so bad with names," meaning that Jeff's sexuality is gay, he just wasn't sure if his name was Jeff. This setup implies that his "friend" isn't actually a friend but a gay lover, and when you have a one night stand with someone, not remembering the person's name is a possibility.

@corey3642

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for taking the time to explain this joke that almost everyone already understood.

@enriquejimenez7941

4 жыл бұрын

Corey I actually didn’t

OMG, the hide and seek joke killed me,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thomasjoad3384

2 жыл бұрын

Not as much as the kid still in the fridge😁

@hinchman101

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjoad3384 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m watching and reading comments at the same time.. :)

Why.....does it never say from which special the clip is nabbed from?

@bearvsshaan

4 жыл бұрын

pretty sure this is from caligulia

@FineOldHuman

4 жыл бұрын

Thoughts and Prayers I think. He doesn’t have very many specials...and google is a thing....

@rustincohlebla2194

4 жыл бұрын

Caligula

@joseloro

4 жыл бұрын

It’s caligula... u can hear the whole show on spotify

@joseloro

4 жыл бұрын

Human Human actually Caligula... some jokes he repeates in T.A.P. as well

He's like clean cut Mitch Hedberg

I want him to give the eulogy at my funeral.

Anakin Skywalker doing stand up over here

Saw him at the Peoria Jukebox comedy club way back in the day opening for the bearded guy on Sarah Silverman Show

2:07 Steven Wright said a joke about breaking a mirror in the house and will get 7 years of bad luck but found a great lawyer who will knock it down to 5.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, I remember that joke. Interesting to compare the two styles. Anthony is a lot like Steven... if Steven was an over-the-top arrogant, utterly heartless complete asshole. I'm sure Anthony would deny being influenced by anyone, of course LOL.

Pure talent

You should have ur own tv show😂

@ordinarryalien

Жыл бұрын

He had.

When the crowd does a courtesy clap at an edgy joke, Im laughing my head off

“How many kids you know...get to die a winner?” Kinda puts things in perspective, doesn't it.

@doctordoom02

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it (not english). Could you explain to me in other words, please?

@doctordoom02

4 жыл бұрын

The gay Jeff too, if you would, please.

@pillar81

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctordoom02 For the hide and seek joke, he said everybody was talking about the boy dying in the refrigerator. But he pointed out that the boy won the game. That is something to be proud of. For the gay Jeff joke, Anthony has a friend who is gay. He doesn't remember if the gay friend name is Jeff.

@doctordoom02

4 жыл бұрын

@@pillar81 thank you very much! :)

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctordoom02 💥I just started standup and want ur OPINION. Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

He said give it too me

Twisted and dark. Exactly what we need in these PC times lol

@marghester

3 жыл бұрын

You don't get him at all! 🤣

I feel like he made a fake persona of himself and based it off Christopher Walken.....its like an impression of Christopher Walken doing stand up.

@lukevaughn2075

4 жыл бұрын

If Christopher Walken were an asshole

@slywolfe

4 жыл бұрын

*100%! I've been thinking the same thing since I first heard him lmao*

@jasonyount8888

4 жыл бұрын

Wow man since you pointed it out the speech pattern is certainly the same.

@mecarr

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. The problem with doing that is that he’s pigeon holding himself into this personality type

@masterchief1520

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see it. Any particular movie ?

This feels like a psychopath hiding in plain sight. Uhm.

@strongside4565

4 жыл бұрын

It does, but he's the sweetest guy in the world off stage.

@parkerjeans5777

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not. It's his persona he puts on for the stage.

@dufeld1904

4 жыл бұрын

Why can't people know the definition of stand-up comedy? Lmao

@chickenbouilloncube7038

4 жыл бұрын

Boomer

@brandonnewby178

4 жыл бұрын

His character would take that as a compliment. Why can't people stop getting offended by comedians? They're just jokes. Told by people getting paid to perform characters, just like any other actor. Oh wait. These actors are better because they write their own material...

2:03 "I tried to do the nice thing and her out to breakfast. She gave me the cold shoulder"

Lookin like James Hurley from twin peaks here.

I think we need some kind of a collab between Anthony Jeselnik and Frankie Boyle

Is it jonny bravo from cn voice?

His voice sounds like how I heard my own speaking voice years ago when I was snorting k. 🤪

Yeo if he was my homeboy I’d be laughing my ass off all day

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@Jaxon Reynolds 💥I just started standup and want ur OPINION. Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

Anthony is my kinda comedian.