Not even a magician is as good at misdirection.

@_kanyeWest

5 жыл бұрын

he's alright, not all that.

@dcul8812

5 жыл бұрын

fanatis tuesclan troll

@TheRealist1.

5 жыл бұрын

@@_kanyeWest you're here

@ericpermenter4155

4 жыл бұрын

He is good but it does get predictable at times because that's his shtick. After watching enough you can see where the joke is going.

@chokalocpurple9243

4 жыл бұрын

Always wonder what would happen If a comedian at a standup were to get an erection

Anthony is like an antidepressant that works great but with suicidal thoughts being the worst side effect

@sethreign8103

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly how antidepressants work...

@rockstarphantom8112

4 жыл бұрын

This is probably the most apt description I've read about him so far.

@SS-yc5km

4 жыл бұрын

Wow pretty accurate 😂😂

@MAYBE_4EV3R

4 жыл бұрын

Seth Reign - I was going to say the same thing 🤣 literally every antidepressant comes with a possible side effect of increased risk for suicidal thoughts

@yt-sh

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethreign8103 Robin Williams would agree

That kid in Africa joke took me out of my current state of consciousness. That shit was like magic! 😂😂

@jamesbryon8257

Жыл бұрын

Long over due response to your comment..but yes .. hilarious...didn't see that coming 😁😁😁

I don’t understand how they didn’t lose their shit over that last one. That joke is amazing

@nealmcbealthenavysealicall794

5 жыл бұрын

They're Canadians

@waynpark

5 жыл бұрын

too obvious i saw it coming

@FrankSmith

5 жыл бұрын

i honestly had to hear it twice to realize what the joke was lol

@user-ll7fv6tu7k

5 жыл бұрын

It was predictable.

@itscoolthough419

5 жыл бұрын

Wayne Chaw all of his jokes were predictable is some way except one or two for me.

That opening joke has been one of my favorite Jeselnik jokes for years.

@Viva_la_Snowman

2 жыл бұрын

Big same

@Heathcoatman

Жыл бұрын

Mine is the 'my ex gf had a bird.....' joke. Still cracks me up

@JGunit

Жыл бұрын

It dosen't suck

@stellarwind1946

5 ай бұрын

Master of misdirection

"...or a stutter." gets me every fucking time

The best thing about people with a foot fetish is they don't mind tasting defeat.

@angel25003

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@WinstonKnows

4 жыл бұрын

MastaSmack Haha!

@juanjacobo8517

4 жыл бұрын

Wow!!! Sooooo gooood man I love it!!!

@juanjacobo8517

4 жыл бұрын

People that have foot fetishes seem to be pretty loyal...no skeak-ing around

@minners71

4 жыл бұрын

People that have foot fetishes are just bare foot liars.

I heard someone say once that great comedy is when half the audience is crying with laughter, and the other half is in shock. Anthony prove this right. Best friggin' misdirection punchlines

@DALLINBROWN

9 ай бұрын

Patrice O’Neal

He's like an evil Mitch Hedberg

@frankrovito317

5 жыл бұрын

Mitch is one of his influences

@7190707

5 жыл бұрын

Evil sure. Anything like Mitch? Not even close.

@crazeddonkey

5 жыл бұрын

Only mitch hedberg is like mitch hedberg... RIP

@cheeseisdelicious111

4 жыл бұрын

You can definitely tell Mitch was an influence

@obsidiansiriusblackheart

4 жыл бұрын

But funny

I simply can’t figure this guy out, which is fantastic because he’s absolutely hilarious! The nothing is sacred Shtick is a breath of fresh air these days.

Dark humor is like a dead child, it never gets old

@JerseySlayer

3 жыл бұрын

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

@gzz8551

Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty good

@stormwatcher59

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bretarmstrong6303

Жыл бұрын

I like it, but hear this one out: Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. God I want a shirt like that with Stalin.

@bretarmstrong6303

Жыл бұрын

JerseySlayer sorry, I don't mean to duplicate it.

dayum, he's a true punchliner

I never would have even tried my kind of Stand up Comedy - if it weren’t for Anthony. He is a true Pioneer. The first time I saw him perform - I was hooked and have been ever since. The guy CRACKS me UP ! Lol.

@oyoyoyo7624

10 ай бұрын

I’m sure Anthony Jeselnik also cracks up every time he learns that he inspired *another* person with a username like CREEPO FREAK, to try to be a comedian

Even when you know what’s coming, you don’t know what’s coming. Fantastic, as always.

His child in the fridge joke is all time elite

One of the greatest comedians and one of the greatest guys of all time.

@mikec4308

6 жыл бұрын

great English btw

@C0M0estas

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikec4308 to be fair, comedy is subjective. I even change it up, already knowing what i like to hear

@Scry999

5 жыл бұрын

Tf?

@davyjones8645

5 жыл бұрын

I doubt it . I barley smirked. Kinda one of the worst actually.

@xilo3012

5 жыл бұрын

He's cool. But far from the better.

Definitely one of the top of this generation

@brasshouse9822

5 жыл бұрын

Not really, he makes me laugh but his whole routine is a gimmick. He is nowhere near the level of Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K., or the late great Patrice O'neal.

Anthony Jeselnik has all the Charisma of a medieval times waiter. -Patrice Oneil-!

@vanamutt43

5 жыл бұрын

sooo.....much charisma? or no charisma?

@FolkMetalProject

4 жыл бұрын

Pat's still upset over the finger nails joke

@dubbydub9245

3 жыл бұрын

"Now shut the fuck up and bring me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothing." ~ Patrice O'Neal

@akshaygupta5356

2 жыл бұрын

@@FolkMetalProject what was the joke?

@aaronmock6157

Жыл бұрын

@@akshaygupta5356 It's from the roast of Charlie Sheen. Watch Jezelniks spot, then Patrice O'Neil's.

Is it just me or does he really sound like Johnny Bravo? 😂😂😂

@itkojecockot

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, and looks like him a bit too...... if Anthony looked like a bodybuilder, he would be spot on :D:D:D

@heyssd

6 жыл бұрын

itkojecockot black shades, a black t shirt and jeans... Spot on! Imagine him saying Woah Mama!

@Doobs110

5 жыл бұрын

johnny bravo's speech pattern is roughly based on Elvis presley's and I think this guy has similar patterns to elvis as well

@redmoon1330

5 жыл бұрын

Just you for sure

@maddymud

5 жыл бұрын

I hear a bit of Christopher Walken

A great man once said "either everything is sacred or nothing is." Another great man once said "Oh man. This guy!"

you know that the last story is made up, because you dont get kicked out of the church for that

@Speediesam

4 жыл бұрын

Savage

@joejitsu034

4 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it to you kid but nearly all of the stories are made up 👍

@footballroxx24

4 жыл бұрын

@@joejitsu034 clearly

@boracebecioglu9563

4 жыл бұрын

@Courtney Zoller it is just a fucking joke buddy. It would be unnecessary and irritating to say "i know its all made up but...

@SimonBrice

Жыл бұрын

😂

I want Anthony to deliver my eulogy

@kirikayumura6015

4 жыл бұрын

unfortunately, I think he has to know some tragic things about you in order to make it work while still being all about you.

@michaelpondo6324

4 жыл бұрын

That would be a treet. To get him deliver your funeral. Eulogy and then a huge party. Live band and all you can drink.

I’d pay serious money to see Anthony perform but I would never want to meet him in person haha

@michaelgoodpaster5875

4 жыл бұрын

Saw him at a comedy club in lexington Ky, a crazy lady started screaming”that’s not funny, you can’t joke about that” during one bit he was doing. She left and he started the bit over and then the lady came back yelling again, he started again and it took four attempts but he never gave up. A true pro who finished the joke, which everybody else loved, and didn’t let this politically correct nut ruin the fun for everyone else. Not sure why some people go to comedy clubs and open their yap if they hear something they don’t like. Love Anthony and wish him many more years of success

@danberezanich7578

4 жыл бұрын

Got to see him on Pittsburgh in. His hometown as well as mine, hilarious live

@jim2245

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgoodpaster5875 Holy shit, who'd a thought you'd go to a comedy show for jokes and sarcasm😲

@cuivre2004

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgoodpaster5875 I've used some of his stuff amongst friends during a happy hour. Tip:- make sure your friends aren't idiots before throwing out the child molesting jokes- too many think you are serious.

Loved his opening joke. Didn’t see that coming.

That snake joke caught me SO off guard 😂😂

@shizplok101

5 жыл бұрын

For some reason, that's one of the few jokes where I knew where it was going.

my favorite comedian. nobody is as consistently funny.. nobody

Some people are incredibly rude. Just today I asked some guy for directions. He didn't even look at me and yelled 'can't you see I'm working?!' I got really mad, but I kept my temper and calmly said “Sir, there is no need to be rude. So please, just for one second. Put down the defibrillator and talk to me.'

@krrrruptidsoless

4 жыл бұрын

😆😐

@jarredslama5602

4 жыл бұрын

Robert L. - Get over it Geek!

If the devil need a comedian, this guy would be it.

Make sure you catch his new Netflix special: Fire in the maternity ward.

@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw

5 жыл бұрын

💯

and now i'm here....that punchline alone is worth the admission....

This guy dated Amy Schumer. Bummer for him.

@brpitrepeters7983

4 жыл бұрын

What???

@Daveyengland

4 жыл бұрын

vistalite - when she wasn’t Miss Piggy’s long lost sister, she wasn’t so bad.

@smokejensen_

3 жыл бұрын

Davey England he was the guy she got comfy and fat with

The crowd didnt know how to take that. 😂😂

His jokes/delivery is like a cross between Steven Wright and Daniel Tosh.

He is amazing, just amazingly awesome!

that refrigerator joke doe!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

@kimoralashawn3273

5 жыл бұрын

Cranjis McBasketball ikr

@neweraccount5615

5 жыл бұрын

Impractical jokers name lol sweet

@neweraccount5615

5 жыл бұрын

Are you that dumb bastard sal?

@nickbadry4122

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the refrigerator joke was cold blooded lol

@firefrostpeacemaker

5 жыл бұрын

That one had me rolling tbh.

I was there...didn't even know Anthony back then. Privileged to saw him perform on that beautiful summer afternoon in Montreal. 😊💃

the snake joke is one of my favorite Jeselnik jokes. absolutely hilarious

Where is this guy now? He was great. We need comedians like him now more than ever.

@danielomara5069

Ай бұрын

He's still touring

Hide n Seek joke may be one of the best jokes i've evr heard

Fucking hot as hell....almost unheard of....

Laughed more in this 6 minute clip than the majority of most 1 hour plus comedy specials out right now 👍

@bamwa

Жыл бұрын

meh

@Jay-xh1vl

Жыл бұрын

That's weird

That opener man. LMFAO!

My favorite comedian ever😂😂❤❤

I hear a bit of a Christopher Walken cadence

@juanarkantos

5 жыл бұрын

me too

@codybaggett5329

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I said when I first heard him.

very very good! hope to see more of this guy hes got it

I am seriously enjoying this guy's comedy style. :-))

This guy has great delivery 👍

I will never be able to guess any of his punchlines! The man is a genius!

his stand up makes me chuckle but his roast make me laugh out loud.

Jeselnik is on anotha level. Genius level comedy.

Anthony as a boy ! LOL One of my favorite comedians / story tellers

He was so cute!

Anthony brother, you are so awesome. One of the greats. I don't know why, but the crowd was unable to fully appreciate how funny and witty your jokes are. Thanks for coming to Canada lad. Wish I was there!

@punkrockdavid

6 жыл бұрын

Some times people go to the venue without knowing the comedian.

@TheBlackWatchRHR

5 жыл бұрын

@@punkrockdavid Tends to happen a lot. This was recorded during Just For Laughs Fesitval so they tend bill multiple acts a night.

@WilliamViets

5 жыл бұрын

Canadians are too uptight to laugh at anything other than jokes involving beer and denim.

I feel like the joke at the end about Jesus is the funniest joke ever written by a human being.

This guy has dark humor i love it annd so does my girlfriend. Would love to see him in person

Dark as hell. Love it.

It's Shark Week and this video got recommended. Hmmm..🤔

the master of reversal in his element

The reason Amy Schumer was sorta kinda funny at one point ... This guy is a savage

@Itsant33

3 жыл бұрын

You're cute

Great comedian. Love tove. A great comedian.

There are levels to dark humor, dusky, charcoal. inky black, black velvet, black hole, and Anthony Jeselnik.

Outstanding ty \m/

Fukn luv this dude.

01:11 ..'Kid in Africa' joke is sharp ..and will likely be adjusted & re-worked by others. Sounds like a good policy option.✌️

Best opening line ever

🤣🤣🤣

Savage!!!!

yeah man! still funny @2022

guy is brilliant

9/11 joke and it just happens to be 9/11. I admire how he never folds on his jokes.

"Trying to stop civil rights" - 😂 OK I actually laughed at that. I don't care much for today's comics but this guy is pretty good. I remember when the great Patrice O'Neil made fun of his name, so he gets the approval.

Damn he’s HOT

Best opening joke ever xD

Anthony is gorgeous and 😂😅😅 Aw dark humor.

Because I'm so fucking funny 😂😂😂

killed it

So awesome. Lol

See you soon in Bethlehem PA.

Great talent

"All that Jesus Bullshit!", My favorite line!

I will never hop in a car that Anthony drives, you never know where he's going !

This crowd didn’t deserve him 😂😂😂😂😂

Best one-liner comedian of all time. GOAT. Google the word Brevity.

@prohibitionjuiceco8833

6 жыл бұрын

That would actually be Mitch Hedberg

@grantjones306

6 жыл бұрын

Juice is correct!

@augustgreig9420

6 жыл бұрын

Galafianakis

@KZ_MMA_

5 жыл бұрын

He’s great but Hedburg is better

@Kwalified1

5 жыл бұрын

I like A.J. as much as anyone but Rodney Dangerfield is the best one liner guy ever... Rodney was like an automatic weapon joke dood and you would miss so many jokes from Laughing at others...

this guy is the definition of dark humour

When I heard that last joke for the first time I laughed to tears, absolutely briliant

The Master ....

The refrigerator winner bit is so dark it's great!

He is awesome! Just watched Netflix special Fire In The Maternity Ward and he speaks WAY to slow for me it is hard to listen to but the jokes are so good!

wow!

His great grandmother's protest *against Civil Rights seems to have worked*

@omarhashani7222

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly i didn't get this joke can you explain

@joshi3518

5 жыл бұрын

@@omarhashani7222 Civil rights means black people have the same rights as white people so his grandmother jumped infront of the bus to stop civil rights.

@sealandland3959

4 жыл бұрын

I still don't get the joke... Please anyone could elaborate????

@footballroxx24

4 жыл бұрын

@@sealandland3959 it's a shit joke anyway

@hv3115

4 жыл бұрын

@@sealandland3959 look up "forced busing" on google. In the US in the 1950s there was a law to desegregate schools to allow black students to attend white schools and in the 70s courts decided to use busing to transport out of district students to create racially balanced schools but a lot of white parents were oppossed to that.

Good stuff.

Classic Jeselnik

I actual LOL'd twice.

He is hilarious

There is hope for comedy yet!!

Tooo funny 😄 lol 😂

Genius.

Love John Dore!!!!!!!

Makes me think of when Larry King told him it's impossible to make a 911 joke

So funny and can listen laughing every time. 😁😁😁