Anthony Jeselnik - Stand up for muslims

Jeselnik Offensive stand up for muslims
Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked the video.

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  • @superbanks3311
    @superbanks33115 жыл бұрын

    Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked it

  • @BoogeyManXX

    @BoogeyManXX

    3 жыл бұрын

    it wasn't looped, it was scrambled.

  • @byewhobayou8868

    @byewhobayou8868

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think KZread knew that we wanted to hear it again. Even if they did scramble it out of sequence! Great video clip superbanks!

  • @toatsants

    @toatsants

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought U had f@cked up, My apoliges, great video

  • @mn46842

    @mn46842

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BoogeyManXX p oh yyy

  • @ittaiklein8541

    @ittaiklein8541

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was boring start to end.

  • @kelvinkumar5572
    @kelvinkumar55725 жыл бұрын

    This video was edited by Christopher Nolan.

  • @deeloc1993

    @deeloc1993

    5 жыл бұрын

    Better than Michael bay

  • @ZodsSnappedNeck

    @ZodsSnappedNeck

    4 жыл бұрын

    Still the most underrated joke in KZread history

  • @grapenutz1137

    @grapenutz1137

    4 жыл бұрын

    Video was edited by a lawnmower

  • @JonathanMarsala

    @JonathanMarsala

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ZodsSnappedNeck why tho? explain with examples cus im really curious

  • @nolanknight4162

    @nolanknight4162

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great comment, dude. From a Nolan fan lol

  • @zahkendov
    @zahkendov4 жыл бұрын

    Forget jokes about Islam, that "sorry that was insulting. what'd u do to this woman" line killed me :))

  • @adamc1966

    @adamc1966

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes best line in the video.

  • @Amitttttttttttttttttt

    @Amitttttttttttttttttt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Got me too

  • @mythocrat

    @mythocrat

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha thst was amazing

  • @sexobscura

    @sexobscura

    Жыл бұрын

    it was a necessary amendment

  • @creepofreek4853
    @creepofreek48535 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Is by far my favorite comedian. His Dark humor has inspired me to do stand up comedy and start a KZread channel. The way he mixes Tragedy and comedy is amazing

  • @enriquepelenato4956

    @enriquepelenato4956

    4 жыл бұрын

    look up Sam Hyde

  • @abhikchattopadhyay9080

    @abhikchattopadhyay9080

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@enriquepelenato4956 he is good but no match for Anthony..

  • @enriquepelenato4956

    @enriquepelenato4956

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@abhikchattopadhyay9080 Look up 'Sam Hyde "Migrant Crisis" standup routine'

  • @abhikchattopadhyay9080

    @abhikchattopadhyay9080

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@enriquepelenato4956 I have😇

  • @enriquepelenato4956

    @enriquepelenato4956

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@abhikchattopadhyay9080 I see

  • @nah-brah
    @nah-brah Жыл бұрын

    As a Muslim this was awesome. Very good way to mock prejudice

  • @dustinscheller7795
    @dustinscheller77955 жыл бұрын

    I miss his show so much

  • @davidoberlin4186

    @davidoberlin4186

    5 жыл бұрын

    Imishishosho

  • @WiseFidelista

    @WiseFidelista

    5 жыл бұрын

    His podcast is funny

  • @yaboisquidward2145

    @yaboisquidward2145

    5 жыл бұрын

    @PapaGeorg10 i think they cancelled it because of "shark attack"

  • @scoyounger

    @scoyounger

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yaboisquidward2145 "Shark Party"

  • @martialmusicman
    @martialmusicman4 жыл бұрын

    Anthony is lowkey woke and makes fun of everyone indiscriminately in ways that are actually aware and not ignorant.

  • @grapenutz1137

    @grapenutz1137

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everytime I hear the word "woke" it makes me cringe.

  • @Spathephoros

    @Spathephoros

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's so brave to literally mock Christians and facetiously "mock" Muslims.

  • @martialmusicman

    @martialmusicman

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Spathephoros Maybe he sticks to making jokes about stuff he knows. Most Americans who talk about Muslims or Islam are doing so out of ignorance. He prides himself on smart jokes, not dumb ones. Also, there are likely a lot more Christians in his audience to offend than Muslims, so it is more brave. ;D

  • @redhothchilipeppers6299

    @redhothchilipeppers6299

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@martialmusicman Only difference is Christian's won't murder you for a joke.

  • @martialmusicman

    @martialmusicman

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@redhothchilipeppers6299 Nor will Muslims, obviously. Only extremists of any religion would do that.

  • @tyjoseph5440
    @tyjoseph54405 жыл бұрын

    This editing is worse than 9/11

  • @SandraRegina-sm1wg

    @SandraRegina-sm1wg

    4 жыл бұрын

    Com'on is not that bad, plus 9/11it reminds me of that tragedy.

  • @kenziii5973

    @kenziii5973

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably cause all professional editors freaked out the second they heard isla..

  • @clicheguevara5282

    @clicheguevara5282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Worse? What's wrong with 9/11?

  • @freekshow

    @freekshow

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hah, both did the same thing twice

  • @dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596

    @dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596

    2 жыл бұрын

    911 was an inside job.

  • @michaelfarrow5817
    @michaelfarrow58172 жыл бұрын

    The "why did the Muslim cross the road" joke is wonderful.

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick Жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is, this brings people together more than trying to work thrice as hard to not offend anybody which in turn makes everyone more and more sensitive.

  • @lilred6791
    @lilred67915 жыл бұрын

    I love him! Literally my fave...i miss this show so much! 😢😢😢❤❤❤

  • @michaelpondo6324

    @michaelpondo6324

    4 жыл бұрын

    Islam is a sick joke.

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox5165 жыл бұрын

    omg, it's great to hear new Jeselnik material

  • @Spaghettaboutit

    @Spaghettaboutit

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brennen Cox this was a TV show, you should check out all of the episodes

  • @bubonikkronik6561

    @bubonikkronik6561

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Spaghettaboutit have an idea where i can? watchseries stopped working

  • @Spaghettaboutit

    @Spaghettaboutit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bubonik Kronik uh I'd guess Comedy Central dot com - if not Pirate Bay?

  • @MoeLester195
    @MoeLester195 Жыл бұрын

    I'm a Muslim and I miss this type of comedy , raw no PC bllsht

  • @heathermcduffee7058
    @heathermcduffee70585 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part is when the guy hes interviewing says "stop YOURself" idekw

  • @mistrlampshade
    @mistrlampshade5 жыл бұрын

    thank you for clearing up that looping bs. seen it often.

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot885 жыл бұрын

    "common sense" lol

  • @hosseinfaridnasr2778

    @hosseinfaridnasr2778

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Blind Brazilian Tex Atlantis but I think Muslims actually do love Jesus very much!

  • @TheAngryIntellect-

    @TheAngryIntellect-

    3 жыл бұрын

    "quoting shit" lol

  • @Saif_Iamgreat

    @Saif_Iamgreat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hosseinfaridnasr2778 lol we do love him very much....

  • @reemalzubaidy9434
    @reemalzubaidy94343 жыл бұрын

    He didn’t not go far enough 😂😂

  • @diegomorales8616

    @diegomorales8616

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone was expecting a picture of Mohammed, but it was just Aladdin.

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Жыл бұрын

    As a Jew I love his anti-israeli joke. It was a great joke, because it was NOT a joke. You are really brave Jeselnik. The Israeli hit squads can find you anywhere and kill you. Be careful!

  • @bleuswifey177
    @bleuswifey1773 жыл бұрын

    His adult humor i just love his honesty.

  • @pyannaguy4361
    @pyannaguy43613 жыл бұрын

    Anthony's a badass; I got to do just a little hanging out with him during the Roseanne roast & I think it was a "Last Comic Standing,"

  • @andresherrera4158

    @andresherrera4158

    Жыл бұрын

    and? Dude, you left me hanging! I thought you were going to tell a story about him or something. LOL

  • @pyannaguy4361

    @pyannaguy4361

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andresherrera4158 Ha! A thousand pardons, my Friend, Andres! It's been more than a few years. I forget where I left my phone or glasses a couple times a day! 🤣 But, basically, "What you see is what you get, except he saves the biting wit for onstage. Out of the public eye, he's just a bright, regular guy without a trace of Show Biz ego.....sort of a humble class act!

  • @golhandincmen
    @golhandincmen2 жыл бұрын

    If I didn't know you since you were a tadpole, I would've swear that the video repeats itself.

  • @liampalmer4370
    @liampalmer43704 жыл бұрын

    How do we stop you hahah too good

  • @drinkspecials
    @drinkspecials5 жыл бұрын

    This was the best. Damn I miss it!!!

  • @trenapier206
    @trenapier2064 жыл бұрын

    The bar explodes... 😂😂😂

  • @Arnabit

    @Arnabit

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is there a hidden meaning or it just simply the bar was detonated?

  • @martinhealy2902
    @martinhealy29027 ай бұрын

    Great stuff!

  • @isard7833
    @isard78334 жыл бұрын

    I kind of loved the editing xDDD

  • @AA-cu4jo
    @AA-cu4jo Жыл бұрын

    what people fail to understand is that Muslims don't usually get offended by jokes on Muslims because we know we're normal human beings like everyone else having both positives and negatives... where we really draw the line is the jokes on our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), because He's so much loved and respected and we believe that he was a perfect human being free of any error.. so that's the level of devotion and spirituality we have with Him that's why it's nearly impossible to tolerate disrespect to his name.. that's the only thing we care otherwise make fun of whatever you want no one cares 🤷

  • @Hellkite-er5pg
    @Hellkite-er5pg2 жыл бұрын

    I don't get the bar joke.

  • @Rudrakxh
    @Rudrakxh3 ай бұрын

    i'm gonna tell my kids this video is where TENET movie idea came from.

  • @hosseinmohammadi2800
    @hosseinmohammadi280017 күн бұрын

    Anthony jesselnik is the most intelligent comedian on earth

  • @tha1986
    @tha19863 жыл бұрын

    Iconic!!!

  • @mitchellboone9917
    @mitchellboone99175 жыл бұрын

    Awesome editing job.

  • @superbanks3311

    @superbanks3311

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks man, we do what we can.

  • @AK907LSD25

    @AK907LSD25

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@superbanks3311 I'm positive your aware the editing is awful and just extends the length of the video by repeating material.

  • @GodMentality
    @GodMentality4 жыл бұрын

    I felt like my brain was glitching watching this...

  • @uralbob1
    @uralbob12 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant!

  • @undebilefandepokemon3069
    @undebilefandepokemon30694 жыл бұрын

    I’m muslim and I found this hilarious.

  • @lcb3129

    @lcb3129

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cool! Because he’s just kidding

  • @aaronschilling7302

    @aaronschilling7302

    2 жыл бұрын

    You don't have to believe Islam

  • @loodlebop

    @loodlebop

    2 жыл бұрын

    *bang*

  • @omario2069

    @omario2069

    2 жыл бұрын

    Admiral akbar!

  • @aliaalmutairi4783
    @aliaalmutairi47833 жыл бұрын

    love this dude

  • @crybaby3710
    @crybaby37102 жыл бұрын

    i watched every episode of this show on Tuesdays in 2012 (including shark party) and was so disappointed when it was cancelled it was my bf and i's favorite show

  • @NoQualmsTheArtist

    @NoQualmsTheArtist

    Жыл бұрын

    One of the best shows ever and shark party was awesome 🤣

  • @d.b.1176

    @d.b.1176

    7 ай бұрын

    🦈🇳🇿

  • @shapesii
    @shapesii2 жыл бұрын

    Ah! I get it now. This explains the story line behind TENET.

  • @kellenmcelrath678
    @kellenmcelrath6784 жыл бұрын

    bracelet hittin!

  • @jaredmclaren5571
    @jaredmclaren55712 жыл бұрын

    That dude said Robin Williams's performance in Aladdin was "awful??" Wtf are you smoking

  • @michaeltribbet9213
    @michaeltribbet92132 жыл бұрын

    He nailed this lollll this is hilarious

  • @stevelibby6852
    @stevelibby68525 жыл бұрын

    This video gave me a sense of deja vu?

  • @sebastianarroyo4924
    @sebastianarroyo49245 жыл бұрын

    Amazing

  • @LiNoeliam93
    @LiNoeliam932 жыл бұрын

    Yo. I think your vinyl video has got a big-ass scratch on it!

  • @devanishant
    @devanishant5 жыл бұрын

    "Louis CK Learns About The Catholic Church."

  • @taspany
    @taspany Жыл бұрын

    0:55 both their smiles are so cute, but the interviewee's killed me

  • @metatron3037
    @metatron30372 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @andysamuel45
    @andysamuel454 жыл бұрын

    i thought the crossing street joke answer is. to blow the fucking bar again 😂😂😂

  • @novationlandscapes
    @novationlandscapes5 жыл бұрын

    I like this guy

  • @nipplesmcscrotumballz8827
    @nipplesmcscrotumballz8827 Жыл бұрын

    “So tell me, how do we stop you?” 😂

  • @contardi
    @contardi2 жыл бұрын

    I adore Anthony.

  • @sdry
    @sdry5 жыл бұрын

    Jefferies: Take notes how it's done.

  • @OfficialFingazMC

    @OfficialFingazMC

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol as big of a JJ fan that I was he'd never have the balls to do this!

  • @ashchaya7676

    @ashchaya7676

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@OfficialFingazMC Agreed. He's a complete pussy these days anyway.

  • @tonyanthony5105
    @tonyanthony51052 жыл бұрын

    AMazing

  • @daveknight3940
    @daveknight39402 жыл бұрын

    I love Anthony, but why is it on a loop?

  • @bumblebeechris
    @bumblebeechris2 жыл бұрын

    the gentlemen playing the Muslim in the beginning was fantastic as well !

  • @AT-yj8gl

    @AT-yj8gl

    2 жыл бұрын

    He IS a Muslim wtf. You think they don't have enough Muslims?

  • @jonesalex565
    @jonesalex5653 жыл бұрын

    The drone joke was funny

  • @roberthenrypoet
    @roberthenrypoet2 жыл бұрын

    Jeselnik is the man.

  • @dustinb2258
    @dustinb22584 жыл бұрын

    Anthony probably punches people that say woke

  • @hhazze
    @hhazze2 жыл бұрын

    Clip so nice they played it twice

  • @roncash899
    @roncash8993 жыл бұрын

    An eye opener for all these people who think Muslims can't have a laugh. Well played.

  • @kristokiller1620

    @kristokiller1620

    2 жыл бұрын

    he wasnt hard at all tho

  • @One-eo5lj
    @One-eo5lj5 ай бұрын

    he gets away with it because its funny. a lot of people into dark humour dont understand that

  • @numbersabcdefg
    @numbersabcdefg2 жыл бұрын

    What the hell kind of edit is this?

  • @federom2012
    @federom20124 жыл бұрын

    Amazing editing

  • @Studybud0990
    @Studybud09904 жыл бұрын

    Seems like a straight faced Daniel tosh

  • @josephellis3795
    @josephellis37953 жыл бұрын

    This video is like a Quinton Tarantino film

  • @elizabeth3280
    @elizabeth3280 Жыл бұрын

    This was hillarious.

  • @aryanensafi9410
    @aryanensafi9410 Жыл бұрын

    Those r too funny to be offensive 😂

  • @Shairony
    @Shairony2 жыл бұрын

    Ooohh.... well done, Anthony! 😂

  • @saadofmotham
    @saadofmotham5 жыл бұрын

    Where Is His Show Now?

  • @KOLDBLU3ST33L
    @KOLDBLU3ST33L5 жыл бұрын

    That's some funny shit!

  • @MalcolmX.
    @MalcolmX.4 жыл бұрын

    Jeselnik is Monster

  • @corneanugeorge3491
    @corneanugeorge34913 жыл бұрын

    Is he still alive?

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez2 жыл бұрын

    The only thing more repetitive than Anthony Jeselnik is this video. Phyllis Diller is here...

  • @6revoL6nataS6
    @6revoL6nataS63 жыл бұрын

    1:20 i feel like he meant tick tick tick tick boom

  • @ferbobian
    @ferbobian5 жыл бұрын

    Why did they EVER cancel this show?

  • @moviesbye9294

    @moviesbye9294

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shark Party

  • @15minutestoread97

    @15minutestoread97

    5 жыл бұрын

    I heard it was related to the Twitter situation.

  • @sdry

    @sdry

    5 жыл бұрын

    To make room to shitty libtard Jim Jefferies show.

  • @mikehunt9434

    @mikehunt9434

    5 жыл бұрын

    sdry Does he hurt your feelings?

  • @chrisvaldez952

    @chrisvaldez952

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mike Hunt he just sucks ass

  • @eddiebob77
    @eddiebob772 жыл бұрын

    The woman who parked the car edited this

  • @victorzodinmawia8633
    @victorzodinmawia86332 жыл бұрын

    What you do to this guy?

  • @uchibenkei
    @uchibenkei5 жыл бұрын

    ask russell peters how his comedy tour of the middle east went.

  • @ebra711

    @ebra711

    5 жыл бұрын

    i think it went well, didn't it?

  • @Ben-vt8ne

    @Ben-vt8ne

    5 жыл бұрын

    Idk, I think the dude literally wants you to go ask Russell Peters.

  • @ebra711

    @ebra711

    5 жыл бұрын

    actually from his statement he meant that he knows something.

  • @dawankoya37

    @dawankoya37

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok. How did it go?

  • @fjjdghrfigj

    @fjjdghrfigj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ahh Man U arnt gna tell what how it went

  • @StanWilhite
    @StanWilhite5 жыл бұрын

    Why is the video looped?

  • @jovanleon7
    @jovanleon72 жыл бұрын

    Apparently Anthony still has a fear bone in him because he couldn't bring out a picture of Mohammad and make fun of him. David Wood is much braver.

  • @JacquesduPlessis11

    @JacquesduPlessis11

    2 жыл бұрын

    One guy is a comedian and the other is an apologist - they don't really have the same goals

  • @jovanleon7

    @jovanleon7

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JacquesduPlessis11 yeah, but Anthony was trying to present himself as this fearless comedian where nothing is offlimit

  • @JacquesduPlessis11

    @JacquesduPlessis11

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jovanleon7 That was part of the joke mate...

  • @aisforairborne
    @aisforairborne4 жыл бұрын

    I really thought he was going to have a picture of Mohammed.

  • @djbloodshot
    @djbloodshot3 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately i drive the same shitty car that parked in those two spaces

  • @afifshabliafifshabli899
    @afifshabliafifshabli8992 жыл бұрын

    the style similar to hasan minhaj

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku3 жыл бұрын

    i don't get the ''hey'' joke . anyone?

  • @streameant
    @streameant2 жыл бұрын

    Keep them dominated, keep them civil

  • @explosivefreak666
    @explosivefreak6665 жыл бұрын

    ..WHEN, are you ready to do stand-up for a group of muslims.?.. Answer : When you're givin' up on life..! :))

  • @einundsiebenziger5488

    @einundsiebenziger5488

    6 ай бұрын

    You seem to have absolutely no idea what puctuation is good for.

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti3 жыл бұрын

    1 billion,180 billion

  • @lhinghoikimkim9074
    @lhinghoikimkim90742 жыл бұрын

    Recruitment by force may be the reason!!!😜🤫🤣

  • @punjabiuniversitygeteducat71
    @punjabiuniversitygeteducat712 жыл бұрын

    violence wins...

  • @sea9994
    @sea99942 жыл бұрын

    Great 🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻

  • @RehmanKhan930
    @RehmanKhan9303 жыл бұрын

    I founding the looping offensive.

  • @usmantahir4045

    @usmantahir4045

    2 жыл бұрын

    Try inner jihad

  • @BP2UTV
    @BP2UTV4 жыл бұрын

    What was wrong with Robin Williams in Aladdin?

  • @Vassilaco
    @Vassilaco Жыл бұрын

    Would be an inner jihab xD

  • @sisigpapi
    @sisigpapi4 жыл бұрын

    I don't get the Israeli bar joke

  • @MohamedHassan-ds4pf

    @MohamedHassan-ds4pf

    4 жыл бұрын

    one is not israeli but a muslim

  • @user-yb2fl2zg6r
    @user-yb2fl2zg6r2 жыл бұрын

    2:31 It's mean the bartender's suicide attack? Someone explain it to me please.

  • @einundsiebenziger5488

    @einundsiebenziger5488

    6 ай бұрын

    Does* it* mean*

  • @zbi2zbu762

    @zbi2zbu762

    2 ай бұрын

    answer his godamn question or stfu@@einundsiebenziger5488

  • @adrianmeyer9001
    @adrianmeyer90012 жыл бұрын

    bad parking is offensive

  • @Blueridge-mz3fq
    @Blueridge-mz3fq5 жыл бұрын

    BAHAHA!!

  • @genarocuellar777
    @genarocuellar7773 жыл бұрын

    Fuck Islam! Kinda funny how KZread didn't censor this?!?!

  • @sfincione2000
    @sfincione20002 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck is with the jumping around just to make the video longer?

  • @meganperreault5191
    @meganperreault51913 жыл бұрын

    Hey you are kind of enough not Chris Amberlin you been really kind Like really kind I mean like REALLy kind to people.