“You look like a lesbian on the way to prom”😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@sais8681

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on! 😂😂😂😂

@tinybluedot2974

4 жыл бұрын

He does look like one 😂😂😂

@cctomcat321

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to spike his bangs up... But otherwise, totally.

@JaydevRaol

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@DarkVortexx_

4 жыл бұрын

I so weak 😂😂😂😂😂

"I can't wait to see next project, die hard 6 : Natural causes" This line alone takes it

@TheMrfoxguy

Жыл бұрын

Sadly that's what the series has gotten after 5

The “lesbian on the way to prom” just SENT ME. 🤣🤣🤣

@kizi2213

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly almost spat out my drink

@evansam96

3 жыл бұрын

That and "Jim Crow" were absolutely hilarious ... dude still has it lmau

@fredriksvard2603

3 жыл бұрын

People dont say "send" anymore

@laurenwarren8101

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto, fucking classic

@Winther1973

3 жыл бұрын

That was killer 🤣🤣🤣

“Think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell” that was so ruthless 😂

@coloradolivingoffgrid6106

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't even her roast and she got it the worst lol

@TorchMeetsWorld

2 жыл бұрын

The way it played out where he paused while everyone cheered the set up..... The just hit that punchline perfect hahah

That Bruce Jenner Willis line killed me. 😂🤣

@mikewilkinton7360

4 жыл бұрын

j smooth and Bruce whatchu talking bout Willis

@fndfnd1

4 жыл бұрын

That was fuckin hilarious 😂

@ksp1981brd

4 жыл бұрын

Funny as shit!!!!

@JaydevRaol

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Alex_1729

4 жыл бұрын

She can't take ONE joke 😂there were many, not one!

“you think Kim Jung Un is a nice guy and he thinks you’re Scotty Pippen” 💀💀💀💀

Bruce acting like he's having fun is the best acting of his life.

@j.willismusic

2 жыл бұрын

This didn't age well

@RogerAlan

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.willismusic Sure didn’t 😢

@89tilinfinity29

2 жыл бұрын

how come?

@ZyadYousef

2 жыл бұрын

@@89tilinfinity29 It turned out he's really sick and retired completely from movies. asilver50 here thought he was faking it.

@tylertravis2081

Жыл бұрын

@@89tilinfinity29 really

This dude is probably the most savage roaster around.

@brandonp32

3 жыл бұрын

Second only to Greg Giraldo.

@thewizardofcroagz394

3 жыл бұрын

It all started with the Og Rickles 💪 may his drink always be full

@davidbrandel1311

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewizardofcroagz394 The funny thing is is that Rickles looks tame in comparison to Jeff Ross or Greg Giraldo.

@vickerandflips8061

3 жыл бұрын

Gilbert gottfried

@Blazervitch

2 жыл бұрын

obviously didn't see Jimmy Carrs set on roast of Rob Lowe

Die hard 6: natural causes

@josephbassey1501

5 жыл бұрын

yodelingSix9 Well that's what the paid the coroner to say. The blood test states differently

@kellz8260

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🍸

@ffierros99

5 жыл бұрын

Dead

@stlkngyomom

5 жыл бұрын

Die harder 7:do not resuscitate

@VictorHaleNX

5 жыл бұрын

Die Hard 8: Natural Causes 2. Coming soon during the next Christmas Season

They don't call him The Roastmaster General for no reason.

@KingpinTBM

4 жыл бұрын

Don Rickles was miles ahead of Jeff Ross

@LuisRojas-qc7rv

4 жыл бұрын

That would be Sal Governale

@kh7688

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingpinTBM I don't know how to break it to you, but Don Rickles is dead.

@KingpinTBM

4 жыл бұрын

@@kh7688 That doesn't change anything lol

@kh7688

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingpinTBM Of course it does. Right now the roast master general is Jeff Ross.

“You’d think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell!” gets me every time. 😂😂😂

@wyomingar

7 ай бұрын

didn't get the joke. did he mean that she name her dog Elvis and she was talking about the dog and not Elvis Presley?

@bigbud8182

4 ай бұрын

The song Elvis did. U aint nothin but a hound dog

Jeff Ross is a genius! I can watch him roast all day...🤣😂

@JeffKaste

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and he looks so at ease doing it...like he's just hanging out with the crowd

“Joseph Boredom Levitt” 😂😂😂

@mercutiochaux1041

3 жыл бұрын

I like how nobody reacted to that one lol

@eyeconqueror1185

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercutiochaux1041 I don't think many people noticed

There needs to be a Roast of Eminem, one of the greatest rap roasters roasted by the greatest roasters.

@s3nkul

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man I'd pay to watch that

@Pinkyinter123

5 жыл бұрын

And then Em responds at the end lmaooo shit would be legendary

@angramainyu267

5 жыл бұрын

oh god i can already imagine the carnage.... Jeff Ross roasts eminem and eminem completely destroys jeff ross afterwards.....

@2011mrnoah

5 жыл бұрын

Ha I don’t think they can’t take it

@blackturkdog

5 жыл бұрын

Good one....Bill..Hilllary and Trump again

"you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" JFC this was the most epic roast.

"Sir Patrick Stuart if he operated a Farris wheel" HILARIOUS!

@seanmcneil349

3 жыл бұрын

Best one

@jackbunn

2 жыл бұрын

Ferris*

@user-po7ky6oe3v

23 күн бұрын

​@@jackbunn meaning of the joke..

"You'd think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell" ahahahha

@zimikshin

5 жыл бұрын

Can you please explain? I don't understand that..

@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682

5 жыл бұрын

You guys are nonsense

@africaRBG

4 жыл бұрын

That was simply godly writing.

@beefnacos6258

4 жыл бұрын

@@depaola63 you might have just been trolled...

@beefnacos6258

4 жыл бұрын

@@depaola63 either you are trolling or you are like at the bottom of the gene pool. If you didn't get it get off the damn internet and go explore life a little

Poor Martha. She's real lonely without snoop

@SamSamEym

4 жыл бұрын

They're so cute together, they really look like they get each other, in a sense. Such an unexpected friendship

@diyap7343

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamSamEym exactly!!

@diyap7343

4 жыл бұрын

@Star Trek Theory you do that buddy.

@gunplaygaming6830

4 жыл бұрын

@Star Trek Theory she's still hot ask Rick Ross.,. That shit was so cringe when he hit on her.

@YaNoAwantoMas

4 жыл бұрын

Martha? Why did you say that name!!??

Jeff Ross is literally the goat of roasts mans Too funny

@Jaguar1314

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Greg Giraldo, RIP, he in my opinion was the best.

@emmettervin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaguar1314 he had a brilliant mind with impeccable timing. 🙏🏽

Was it just me or was it genuinely great watching Ed Norton laugh so much at Jeff Ross’ set? You can see the respect there.

"That Christopher Walken impression is so old, Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it!" LMAOOOO!!!

@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Diaa was that 2 man making out?

@kitten7669

4 жыл бұрын

that was the best😂😂😂😂

“You look like a bouncer at a nursing home” Lmfao

@FernServesGod

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny cause it true. Lmao.

@Lollita23

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

The “Jim Crow” joke on Lil Rel got me 😂

Bruce Willis has to be pretty cool to tell Jeffrey Ross not to hold back.

@michiganmike001

2 жыл бұрын

Now he has mental problems

@dividepaths

Жыл бұрын

Bruce Willis has never spoken to Jeff Ross.

@hydrazombie

Жыл бұрын

@@dividepaths did you not watch the whole video

Edward Norton was probably thinking: *PHEW that was close..*

@t99155

4 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂

@neosson3256

4 жыл бұрын

I dont get it......

@KSIJuniorMajeed

4 жыл бұрын

@@neosson3256 fr

@four-twenty4205

4 жыл бұрын

Neos Son - Seriously?

@hardrightturn7502

4 жыл бұрын

What am I missing here? Ed Norton what?

Jeff Ross is a freaking savage 😂😂 “Jim Crow” “Bruce whatcha talking about Willis” “Lesbian on the way to prom”

@keelahrose

4 жыл бұрын

Lost it on the Jim Crow line!! OMFG

@alexxxdlc7667

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get the Jim Crow comment lol but I bet it’s funny !

@emmadrauer814

3 жыл бұрын

Alejandro De La Cruz Jim Crow laws were racist laws the south made after the civil war to keep society mostly the same & segregated

@nytey540

3 жыл бұрын

It was the name of the segregation laws

@John0500

3 жыл бұрын

Many years ago, farmers used to drop alcohol in the corn so that when the crows came to eat it they got drunk and could not fly. Then the farmer would come a hit them with a club and kill them. That was the origin of the all jim crow thing. The racist remark was " dance, jim crow, dance " relating to the crows.

Bruce Willis is the shit the legend of action films. My uncle met him at a bar one time. He said Bruce Willis walked in and sat at the bar next to him and ordered a drink like he was one of the locals. I wish I could have been there that would have been awesome. That’s a once in a lifetime memory right there.

“I can’t wait to see your next project, Die Hard six, natural causes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DEAD!

Jeff looks like a walmart version of bruce

@3SIXTYPROD

4 жыл бұрын

Satan 😂😂😂

@selfproclaimednobody4614

4 жыл бұрын

That was pretty good.

@eternalreign2313

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like discount Pitbull to me.

@aaronczerwinski4125

4 жыл бұрын

Deuce Willis

@josephiles5793

4 жыл бұрын

@PISTOL PETE Its a genuine Bruse Wilis! You buy?

Jeff Ross roasting celebrities is like Christmas for stand up.

Jeff always knocks it out of the park at these roasts, that's why he's the Roastmaster General!

Ross is the absolute 👑 of roasts. It takes an extremely talented, open minded, creative person to be able to roast every different type of person, especially in being consistent. He will always go down in history as the most edgy, vicious roaster. If you’re not familiar, go to revisit all of his roast, theirs literally something for everyone.

Die hard 6: natural causes 😂😂💀💀 truly ended me

@arion9696

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@knightlitee

3 жыл бұрын

Arion because bruce willis is getting old and it’s a joke saying he’s so old , he will die hard of natural causes lol

@arion9696

3 жыл бұрын

Goat - what do you mean

@arion9696

3 жыл бұрын

Goat - I didn’t get the joke till now

@arion9696

3 жыл бұрын

Goat - right so don’t say I am slow

Jeff Ross the only guy left in the roasts that's still funny.

@KingLouis420th

4 жыл бұрын

He is the roasts he ain’t got nothin else to do so I’d hope he’d be funny lol

@user-cw1hl2ne1c

4 жыл бұрын

He’s been touring with Dave Atell and they dropped a Netflix miniseries/special recently so no, roasts aren’t the only thing he has going on

@MissSimone02

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cw1hl2ne1c you missed the joke

@NEpatriots88

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Jeselnik is also great, I don’t know why he quit doing them. RIP Greg Giraldo, he was the best of all time in my opinion

@Aarameshi

4 жыл бұрын

I guess thats why they gave him a whole vid from this roast just based on the other celebrities hes the only one whose even got jokes lol

Jeff Ross can never be cancelled. The Guy is bullet proof! Love the guy.

Jeff Ross is really incredible. His jokes are brilliant and his delivery is excellent. Hope I can meet him one day!

"Die Hard 6: Natural Causes" 🤣

@sentientcurse7478

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@michaltaft2972

5 жыл бұрын

Haha very good 😂

I love how well the jokes landed with Ed Norton. He was loving it!

The amazing thing about Jeff Ross is coming freestyle with many of his jokes. Spur of the moment genius. My favorite all time roaster.

@JeffKaste

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@Bubbles99718

Жыл бұрын

Seen him in interviews, he is naturally funny but he says he spends a ton of time preparing for this

Kevin Pollacks reaction was priceless

Bruce's kids can really take one on the chin.

@ytmndan

5 жыл бұрын

I’d like to rest my balls on their chins.

@sammysung3326

5 жыл бұрын

@@ytmndan 😂😂😂

@donniebrasco7305

5 жыл бұрын

5burowz these nuts would be more than happy to rest against their chin !!

@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682

5 жыл бұрын

That takes me 1 minute to laugh

@kdoty

4 жыл бұрын

Or two

This guy has perfect comedic timing. I laughed my ass off.

Edward Norton just enjoying it. Cool guy.

@Z4J3B4NT

2 жыл бұрын

He is a genius of some sort... But if you knew anything about him, you wouldn't call him a cool guy. At least not "cool" as in calm. There is a reason he disappeared from the acting scene so fast after doing some of the most iconic acting ever.

@Hello-there120

2 жыл бұрын

@@Z4J3B4NT Do tell

@philocan426

2 жыл бұрын

@Fugly Muppet yeah but he actually improves the scripts and makes whatever he’s in better. Those other two are just cry babies. There is a difference.

@aaronaustin9814

2 жыл бұрын

@Fugly Muppet idk about Charlize she was literally in a million ways to die In the west anyone in that movie can’t be too hard to work with

@wazgoodjj

2 жыл бұрын

@@Z4J3B4NT what are you, his publicist? Are you the casting agent behind the scenes? I love how everyone reads Variety and suddenly they know everything about the inside business...😒😒😒

"Who do you play? Jim crow?" I'm done! Jeff is roast master for a reason!

Jeff Ross killing it like always. He saved the roast. Comedy Central needs to give him more money.

@tmx8686

5 жыл бұрын

whitney e couldn't agree more

@gregsoon521

5 жыл бұрын

Nicki Glaser is really good too.

@samuelstensgaard4828

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, they give him a place to live when he's not roasting

@anonym58063

Жыл бұрын

Disagree, Dom Irrera stole the show

Elvis went down on you? Alright... Hell Yeah.. "You'd think ah Hound Dog would have ah better sense of Smell" I'm LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂

„My pal Lil Rel is here“ As soon as he heard that, my mans started to grasp for the cross on his neck

When the older man spit water or whatever he was drinking out, I laughed so hard, soda pop came out of my nose!

@zykovii1868

4 жыл бұрын

@Marco Huevo Cause someone doesn't know Kevin Pollack? I am sure you don't know many german actor's or french actors or foreign films for that matter. Get over it lol. Don't be an old ornery bastard.

@flowers379_

4 жыл бұрын

@Stormchild74, that is Kevin Pollack. He was also on that sitcom "Mom" but i cant blame you, i notice there are so many famous people that i dont really know either. I mean you cant know every celeb...

@ricopine303

4 жыл бұрын

He was just trying to be funny but it came off cringy because we all know that only happens in movies...

@LunarSault23

4 жыл бұрын

Same his reaction was priceless

@chancereally

4 жыл бұрын

I know that shit hurt

The Oscar statue joke killed me 😂😂😂

“ you think kim jong un is a nice person and he thinks you’re scottie pippen “ 🤣🤣🤣

Jeff Ross has amazing dedication. He went out of his way to look like a fat Bruce Willis. Incredible.

“Bruce whatchu talkin bout Willis” LMAOOOOO

"That Christopher Walken impression is so old that Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it"

@jacobgomez5605

2 жыл бұрын

That spit take got me 😭😂

This was actually the nicest and most wholesome Comedy Central roast overall

“Die hard 6 natural causes” 😂😂

He murdered Cybill Shepherd. That line made me pause that shit for a few minutes. Brutal.

@duewhit310

4 жыл бұрын

I know right. Shes almost 70.

@hellohello9400

4 жыл бұрын

She was so fucking salty about it

@truballa103

4 жыл бұрын

I threw my collar bone when I heard that 😂😂😂

@pseudonymphmusic7721

4 жыл бұрын

They got bad blood lol.

@latinace1981

4 жыл бұрын

What a horrible name. "Cybill"

3:42 - I don't think anyone noticed he said "Joseph Boredom Levitt."

@rickyadames7714

4 жыл бұрын

I know. They all clapped. Lmao

@pasandesilva2295

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I misheard it😂

@barrettsuniverse

3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Ross wins!

@eshankulkarni2843

3 жыл бұрын

i noticed

@deathb4bondage558

3 жыл бұрын

i did

You can clearly see how much Jeff admires Ed Norton(as everyone should); he tells his jokes and immediately looks at Ed EVERY TIME to see is he's laughing.

Jeff Ross looks like Dana White after having a stroke.

@scc61201

3 жыл бұрын

You tried

@dorianurem6203

3 жыл бұрын

hahahhaha thats a good one

@kreativkeem6864

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yanicyoda4762

3 жыл бұрын

good one 🤣🤣

@mikekillagreen9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@scc61201 ...and failed

Loved how much Norton was enjoying this!

Angry Birds 2. Who are you playing Jim Crow? I am Dead crying lmfao..

@vash7274

5 жыл бұрын

thats messed up!

@xodus2580

5 жыл бұрын

V.A.S.H called humor

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby

5 жыл бұрын

eshswam that is Dean Martin worthy type shit. 😂👏🙌

@nicolas4377

5 жыл бұрын

hahah yeah I know that joke was so funny and I totally get it, but could you please explain it, not to me, just for those who didn't get it (not me)

@eshswam

5 жыл бұрын

The joke is because there is a bird character in Disneys dumbo named Jim Crow, and there is a form of racist segregation called Jim Crow. Since its Angry Birds and its about birds he asked if he was playing Jim Crowe. (edit, there is more to explain soon)

Jeff Ross is the king of Roasts! Such a savage 😂❤️

Jeff kills it this time. One of his best.

06:00 "That Christopher Walken impression is so old Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it." TEARS! XD XD XD XD

@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682

5 жыл бұрын

TheSnowmann will i join in for a fun dating experience simulator

6:24 When you’re laughing in class and the teacher turns around suddenly.

@karasay__01

4 жыл бұрын

Good one lol

@cherokeeconcrete1986

4 жыл бұрын

Hell Yea..Don't wanna have that one on one talk after class dismisses

@DabuDave

4 жыл бұрын

pay attention in class DAMN

@yungdghoncho7789

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This was probably one of Jeff Ross's best roasts.

I laughed so hard watching this and Jeff is so hilarious😂

Edward Norton is just having the best time

@alfioreyesledda8817

2 жыл бұрын

He really likes the actor jokes

@riveraharper8166

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I love that Norton is cracking up on every jokes. :D

Bruce : *gets roasted* Also Bruce : *gives a weird look*

@zebracakez1621

4 жыл бұрын

What look are you supposed to have ? Lol

@floordoctor

3 жыл бұрын

WTF is the comment? Dumb. Even worse....people like it. Hmm

No one talking about the “Jim crow” omggg🤭😂

Jeff Ross is amazing at roasting, looking like that would lead you to take out your frustration on others.

The Jim Crowe joke had me physically dying

@CDEEZ03

4 жыл бұрын

Had a nice cringy laugh

@frydsaman6857

4 жыл бұрын

that was the best one, so clever

@alphatron6722

4 жыл бұрын

When was this joke I didn't find it

@rero1519

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded racist to me maybe it flew over my head could someone explain ?

@rero1519

4 жыл бұрын

michael lee oh ok lol I thought I wasn’t getting something 😂 thanks bro

"You'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" 🙊😱😂🤣😂 top drawer

Every roast I watch, it’s Jeff Ross that I eagerly await. The man is legendary.

Cancel two shifts at Macaroni Grill 😂😂😂.

jeff delivers as usauall...great stuff

@DreamRust

5 жыл бұрын

Tzu Ghfd usauall?

@tzughfd9175

5 жыл бұрын

Dream - Rust grammar police strikes usually

Lmfao that Jim Crow line was brilliant

@QueenJneeuQ

4 жыл бұрын

It was the most clever joke

Jeff Ross has such a natural talent for roasting! Lol

"Die Hard 6 Natural Causes".. I just can't

Some one needs to say “then after I roast them, they clap like I just saved their career”

@fabooshka

4 жыл бұрын

Bro good one hahaha!

@reallynotmateo8805

4 жыл бұрын

boooooo

Is there any unreleased footage of Ed Norton's reaction to every joke? He's just over there in stitches lol

Absolute genius. 100%saturated genius, Jeff Ross! Great compositions.

I need to see more of Jeff Ross. So friggin funny!

Legendary the Jimmy Crowe joke was genius

The only roaster that night

@joecoe4416

5 жыл бұрын

Bernardo Flor Dom Irrera destroyed.

@David-vi7ef

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Burkheimer im straighter than pole your dad dances on

OMG !!!! 2021, REALLY NEEDS THIS !!!!

Jeff Ross is the greatest. He kills everytime.

I can’t get enough this video. Watched it like 200 times already, the man is a beast!

Best part of this is seeing Edward Norton laugh. He seems like a sad guy lol

@Youtuber-lv6eh

4 жыл бұрын

He is a major comic lover

@mikekillagreen9432

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's why they fired him from playing The Hulk

@MikeBrownLegend

2 жыл бұрын

I am Jack's laughing tearducts.

@shashashashadowbannedbud4371

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeBrownLegend we're the ones that protect you while you sleep...oh, jeez his balhz are ice cold

The king of the roasts 🤣🤣

It was cool to see Bruce be so appreciative of Jeff Ross's performance at the end.

Damn, this was Jeff Ross at this best. Some epic roasting by Jeff.. even the others were in awe of his roasting. I really lol'd when he took the stage.

@thetruth1733

5 жыл бұрын

fxp only new triggered feminists and gays didnt like it

@davidsuransky2278

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Ross is THE roaster. The others are just so that it's longer. Dom Irerra was very cool too though

“Hey Dennis Rodman, you think Kim Jong-un is nice and he thinks you are Scotty Pippin” lol

Whoa. He didn't just roast Bruce Willis, he roasted anybody crazy enough to sit *near* Bruce! Yippee Kai Yay!

Jeff Ross is the roasting King. He’s the pioneer of roasting.

Is it me or is Jeff getting better and better at each roast! Great job Jeff!!

I had to pause this a few times, Jeff KILLED it!

The Best Jokes ever from Jeff Ross. Never knew who he was until now. Love.

This guy is one of my favorites man💪

Edwards reactions crack me up every time 🤣