The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis
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Not even an action star like Bruce Willis can escape a Roast unsinged.
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Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical
@MCCARVERWORLD
Жыл бұрын
Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time
Such a good Christopher walker impression
@Spookykitty1138
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.
@1life744
3 жыл бұрын
Who is Christopher Walker? Lol
@LESRAM1981
3 жыл бұрын
I know, that was AWESOME.
@mangareviewer3658
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tattedguy9579
3 жыл бұрын
If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.
Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂
@kittypanda3028
2 жыл бұрын
@Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really
@kittypanda3028
2 жыл бұрын
her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah
@simonlloyd7557
2 жыл бұрын
@@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.
@lockandreload
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL
@JeremySky
2 жыл бұрын
That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste
I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂
When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then
@ducebigga9618
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh ong
@myfathersson3751
2 жыл бұрын
Her smile😍
@sorenpeterson3826
2 жыл бұрын
Gilf op
@TheTrueReiniat
2 жыл бұрын
ewwwww!
@nelsonugwuagbo530
2 жыл бұрын
@@sorenpeterson3826 qp Qp Qqpp
Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best
@nunopires8343
3 жыл бұрын
He always does
@mangareviewer3658
3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@84Elenai
3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't find his segment
@krauser18x
2 жыл бұрын
Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?
@cynthiahusband106
2 жыл бұрын
I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️
omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D
@jeffbrown8117
3 жыл бұрын
The best part of Don’s but was watching Ed Norton’s disgusted reactions. Brilliant.
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
Y'know what never gets old? Jokes about Love murdering Cobain... and Cobain himself.
@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
2 жыл бұрын
Yup :') that was awesome
Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.
This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside. So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?
@youtubesucks3882
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.
@nefeskar
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.
@ChannelNotFound
2 жыл бұрын
@@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.
@ledukas6663
2 жыл бұрын
So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..
Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..
@MrTrigz
Жыл бұрын
The news has been floating for like 2 years
Edward Norton was savage. Wow.
A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH
Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂
11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.
@itsmdm6453
2 жыл бұрын
Dude lol yes
@InnerDness
2 жыл бұрын
Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him
That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”
@GeorgeSauciuc
2 жыл бұрын
True! 😋
Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄
@SmoothCriminal12
2 жыл бұрын
Explain?
@rhondaaa9614
2 жыл бұрын
?
@folarinodewale908
4 ай бұрын
@@l-ixir thanks 😅 I'm more fluent now I promise.😄
Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.
@KLP368
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. I lost it at that one.
I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end
7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.
Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.
@PeachPlastic
6 ай бұрын
:(
@ygerekhirosaki172
3 ай бұрын
That's not happening
@mikekillagreen9432
3 ай бұрын
@ygerekhirosaki172 You getting even 1 subscriber isn't happening.
Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself
@bustanut2376
2 жыл бұрын
not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused
@hugon6717
2 жыл бұрын
@@bustanut2376 kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKGIy6SCk7Gpgc4.html @ 0:18
@stuffy6664
Жыл бұрын
Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀
@Turco949
Жыл бұрын
@@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.
Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit
Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))
It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.
@spitfire3984
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
@@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.
Dom is ruthless!😂
The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.
@dromingo6881
2 жыл бұрын
Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is
@riveraharper8166
Жыл бұрын
Yep. It hits different now.
@bevrolee8887
Жыл бұрын
?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.
@pastashack3517
Жыл бұрын
@@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia
Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂
@rosebigrose7849
2 жыл бұрын
He was the KING
@larrylentz650
Жыл бұрын
Greg who??????
@larrylentz650
Жыл бұрын
Who??
@NuckBasty
Жыл бұрын
@@larrylentz650 Greg Giraldo!!!
@PSYCHOV3N0M
6 ай бұрын
@@larrylentz650Greg Giraldo. R.I.P.!
I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.
love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them
Didn’t know i needed this lol
"it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce
They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!
Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people
GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂
@EmF95573
2 жыл бұрын
Oh I’d say it did :)
@llckarther87ll
Жыл бұрын
Keep my wife's name...
That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!
I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah
The GI Jane joke did age well :D
i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.
I love Nikki so much 🤘🏼
@joeycortes2990
2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
I love him in Red and Red 2
@captainpotato6856
3 жыл бұрын
John aswell ! 🤪🤣🤣🤣
Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script
Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.
@Chrisko1492
2 жыл бұрын
She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy
@borox9875
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chrisko1492 shut up
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.
GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol
"Local comedian Dom Irrera" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.
We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal
BRUTAL!!!! 😂
Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”
Love you Daddy Bruce
Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
@bkr1895
3 жыл бұрын
Put some respect on Greg Giraldo’s name
@TheFastballs
3 жыл бұрын
@@bkr1895 respek but Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
@VladyG27
3 жыл бұрын
You spelled Jeff Ross wrong
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFastballs Nikki Glaser is a one-hit wonder whose career came and went in five years. Maybe you meant she blurts out jokes like a goat bleating? OK, yeah, that makes sense.
@TheFastballs
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogslobbergardens6606 wow man, who hurt you today? I know it wasn’t Nikki Glaser bc she doesn’t even know who you are homie. Send me clips of the best stand up comedy you’ve ever done so I can compare
we love you bruce
While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!
@regaul4248
2 жыл бұрын
My nuts
martha always a savage
Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video
1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱
One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people
8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha
Dom irrera killed it 🤣
That’s the best Walken impression ever
Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.
@JulianSirian
2 жыл бұрын
Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol
@joseguevara3269
2 жыл бұрын
@@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.
@crocodile7448
2 жыл бұрын
@@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?
@DavidKfilmmaker
2 жыл бұрын
Spent 5 min wondering who civil was
@duewhit310
11 ай бұрын
Cybil ?
Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha
@DavidKfilmmaker
2 жыл бұрын
Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer
3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.
I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!" And it's not even his line.
@DasPope-dr1dg
3 жыл бұрын
Wait....it's not?!
Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time
@infobaru1
11 ай бұрын
uhh what happen to him?
@bradenr867
10 ай бұрын
He has frontotemporal dementia
Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌
Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣
@blakemrolfsensanchez547
6 ай бұрын
Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.
I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises
Love it 😂
"You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣
didnt know they made this many god damn
I love the reaction behind the only one laughing at Rodman's roasting.
Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.
@natedaniels3655
2 жыл бұрын
Sounded like a bunch of liberal whining to me.
@tankyamazaki9222
2 жыл бұрын
@@natedaniels3655 he was making fun of liberals
This makes sense now
Cybil Sheperd's confusion to the roasting would suggest she's never thought about being made fun of before.
@dogslobbergardens6606
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she was even more clueless than the Situation was at the Trump roast. And he was funnier than her.
@jamespower5165
Жыл бұрын
She's just being dramatic
Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well
@justinwilcox2317
2 жыл бұрын
Right ? I thought the same .
I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!
I just came here for Demi's turn
soooo good
I'm so happy Moonlighting is streaming in Nov
Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣
Martha 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽
Gi Jane 2, Can't wait to see it!
Look out... G I Jane joke here... Will smith might be here somewhere dragging his throbbing fist
We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.
Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️
Cybill looks like female Tom Hanks, can't unsee it.
Edward Norton is my favorite human being
Comedy roasts are great tention releases. Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony
"I played Martha Stewart in two separate movies, but the only one to really catch her was the FBI"
15:07😂😂🤣🤣😂
Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!
This whole video and you don’t include Jeff Ross’s time? He the roastmaster general !
Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣
Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure
hell yeah the best baldy in Hollywood getting roasted
10:30
11:25 ❤ This guy! 😮😅😂
Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏
@brucewillis9755
3 жыл бұрын
Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail brucewillisoffixial@gmail.com
Rip Robin Williams