I love how the news team didn't get offended and the whole room laughed.

@rosannaburt3048

Жыл бұрын

Made me laugh caught them off guard lol Lisa like ohhh lol Is hilarious

@sugoneseballs365

Жыл бұрын

thats because they're news reporters and interviewers, they have no shame. If dude had half a brain he would've shut up and not trying to force Anthony to explain what happened. A fucking embarrassment.

@douglashenrique695

Жыл бұрын

But on twitter.. Joking, I dunno

He has the best shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.

@EpicFelinski

4 жыл бұрын

True beavis and butthead aura

@terryjames9978

Жыл бұрын

No doubt

@pablodmdp

Жыл бұрын

He looks like Kieffer Sutherland when he plays a child abductor

I'm pretty sure Anthony doesn't even want to be edgy sometimes. He is just naturally a beast and can't turn it off the savegtry

@danielprovost

5 жыл бұрын

You should savegtry reading a book

@awsomeman93

4 жыл бұрын

He dated Amy Schumer, obviously he can't be too bright

@myelinviolin2539

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's an act. He's opened up about it a bit, but it's definitely his natural sense of humor

@lifemusic1980

4 жыл бұрын

@@myelinviolin2539 was just going to say this. He's a sweetheart in real life.

@huskiehuskerson5300

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he's such a beast and so savage, is he the one that stands on border amidst the enemies protecting his country, oh no wait those are actual beasts aka Soldiers risking their lives for their country, don't dick ride celebrities you dumbass

Anthony Jeselnik’s ‘savage moments’ should just be live footage of his everyday life.

@CipherSerpico

5 жыл бұрын

Danath121 I’ve heard he’s actually an insanely nice guy in person.

@lifemusic1980

4 жыл бұрын

It's an act

When camera crew laughs it's because shit was funny af lmao

@marcoAKAjoe

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

CEO of a pumpkin patch... So good.

@TheLaceylou92

5 жыл бұрын

Jackson Portell So accurate! Haha

@gz9975

5 жыл бұрын

Nah that's Donald Trump

@Brentrades

5 жыл бұрын

Jackson Portell literally

@MrAdmirali

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get that joke. Do I have to be american, and know what pumpkin patch is, to understand it? If so, could someone explain?

@elliottjames671

5 жыл бұрын

Meh

Anthony Jeselnik and Greg Giraldo roasting each other would have been fascinating.

@ridleymcnamara2273

4 жыл бұрын

Ah man we missed out on that one...

@afisemenaborevlaka48

4 жыл бұрын

They would never have done it. It would of been mutual destruction, something like a nuclear war between USA and Russia.

CEO of a pumpkin patch omg I’m dead

2:08 "You're dressed like the CEO of a pumpkin patch" XD XD Jeselnik is amazing

I think it’s so adorably funny how slow he moves his head and facial expressions idk why 😂 he’s my all time fave comedian

CEO OF A PUMPKIN PATCH!? Im done 😂😂😂

@BlkMagik

4 жыл бұрын

Your display pic made this even funnier

If Anthony Jeselnik and Patrice Oneil had an insult battle at CERN, God would flee this universe for his own safety.

@JonathanYarnall

6 жыл бұрын

They had a short back and forth at one of the Comedy Central roasts. Jeselnik smoked him.

@mikeg6606

6 жыл бұрын

Could O'Neil be more overrated? Was he a minority hire on the comedy circuit? A Jeselnik v Frankie Boyle insult battle on the other hand...

@kedabro1957

6 жыл бұрын

Mike G ... OH MY GOD ... Boyle would be epic.

@kedabro1957

6 жыл бұрын

Mike G ... Patrice's comedy might not have been top notch, but other comedians have said they all feared getting into insult battles with him. What I've seen on Tough Crowd backs that up.

@-Trauma.

6 жыл бұрын

fake fake Yeah, when you make Bill Burr nervous on stage, just because he saw you come in and sit down and just look at him, then yeah lol that should also solidify his status.

Can't believe that Fox News team didn't see what was coming when all of sudden Anthony was like "yeah, go ahead and play it again and I'll overdub." Chuckleheads.

Him and Jimmy Carr on the same roast would be comedy gold

@remchaill9898

5 жыл бұрын

I'd rather see a faceoff lol

@NoQualmsTheArtist

Жыл бұрын

A verses roast of each other 👍🏾

Honestly might be my favorite comedian ever

This dude is not a comedian he is a butcher

@quinceyb921

6 жыл бұрын

EdwardSnowdon wtf

@dannyjr7997

6 жыл бұрын

And meat is pretty good bro.

@quinceyb921

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel he chops people's feelings all up

@kmanc8571

6 жыл бұрын

those constantly dancing shark girls made me thirsty for some reason

@elliottjames671

5 жыл бұрын

He means he sucks ass

Ceo of a pumpkin patch, OMG it's so random I'm crying😂

@age_of_reason

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing random about it. It's calculated.

0:59 you can see him deviously formulating in his head on the spot what he was about to do 😅

Shark Party.

The morning news segment was unreal 😂

Yo this video got funnier and funnier, so thanks for the edit!

I can’t wait to see this dude perform his art in Austin. Damn.

01:32 - The Fox 5 interviewer looks like Jimmy Fallon in disguise.

When he's getting interviewed, he's savage to people in a very similar way to Don Rickles. Nobody is safe from his insults.

He's the best

I’m bored, thanksgiving is over, I just googled this man and I could watch him all day, so funny

@jocelyndejung9710

4 жыл бұрын

And extremely easy on the eyes

@bigdaddyshark880

4 жыл бұрын

Jocelyn De, I think I can hear him agreeing with you lol.

watch his specials, comedic gold

My favorite comic

I love how quick he is with it. True master.

That fox joke was so fucking hilarious

His every statement is savage

I'd love to watch him roast John Mulaney.. "That's the thing I'm sensitive about!"

This is gold.

That news segment is golden !

this man is a legend.

Best in the game. Top 10 GOAT.

That stare when he says yeah go ahead u know it's about to go down

2:12 he sounds just like Joaquin Phoenix The Joker

I literally learned of this guy like 2 minutes ago lol. I officially love him now xD.

He reminds me a bit of Don Rickles. He's much darker, but his quips are great. Not as great as the Don but still great.

@jamesdemetro9123

5 жыл бұрын

A little like tosh.o

@drk321

4 жыл бұрын

Don Rickles was just mean and ornery. There was no art in his set and just poisonous delivery. This guy outclasses Don easily. Here would be my test: Don most likely acts the same way offstage and Anthony can get in and out of character at will. That is the biggest difference. There is a big difference between mean and funny.

@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164

4 жыл бұрын

@@drk321 No, no and no. Don Rickles was one of the kindest guys you'd ever want to meet. A big heart and generous to a fault.

@drk321

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 I respectfully disagree.

@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164

4 жыл бұрын

@@drk321 You can disagree with the truth all you want, doesn't matter to me. It's fine, you can be an ignorant, delusional, lying sack of shit till the cows come home. Have a nice day.

this guys so funny, so brutal but so funny

WOOOWWWWWWWWW..... He's the current legend

The play joke had me in tears.

The Rosanne roast always brings me to tears. Fucking hilarious

0:57 when you make a joke but your parents turn it into a lecture

That shit about fox with the overdub is honestly the most impressively petty thing I have seen a person in a long time fucking epic.

Savage AF 🤣😂🤣😂

This would imply that not ALL AJ moments are savage ... NOT BUYING IT ! He is savage ordering breakfast !

Currently the best in the biz. - Chip Barkhouse The Drummist

I think Rosanne legit loved it

I was unaware of the Cheesecake Factory company when I first heard his bit on the Roseanne roast. Joke still works.

@thebuckstopshere79

6 жыл бұрын

pretty sure the name gives away everything you need for context

@willman85

6 жыл бұрын

thebuckstopshere I'd thought he meant a literal cheesecake factory. I didn't assume it was a company with the name of the product in its title like Dunkin' Donuts. My point is that this made the joke divorced more from reality and created a silly image.

@SylarTheBest

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know either! I was like "yeah, it's funny, but seems a bit too silly for Jeselnik..". It makes much more sense now, thanks

when did clark kent start working at fox?

@nimaisaren5996

4 жыл бұрын

bbbryce56 fox bought out his previous company

Dude got skills

He should host everything absolutely everything ..Oscars..Soul Train Awards ..everything

I want to be this man

Jeselnik is a God!!

Jesus that Fox News segment was gold. God he fucking obliterated them

how is this video not 4 hours long?

That was the fastest 4 minutes of my life

O my God!!lool

He destroys anyone who tries to be funnier than him😂

His quip to Patrice O'neal caught my attention. Comedians aren't funny unless they speak without fear.

CEO of a pumpkin patch. That got me.

This dude dated Amy Schumer!? Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!😂😂😂 How could he possibly make fun of anyone with a strait face!?

@mikehunt9434

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Piper Schumer used to be better looking

@kephartacus5454

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikehunt9434 she also used to be kinda funny.

The CEO of a pumpkin patch 😆

Does anyone know where 1:46 is exactly from?

@aftamath62

4 жыл бұрын

Old show on comedy central. The burn with Jeff Ross. You know it's old cause Ross had hair.

Where has he been?

@FullofProgressive

6 жыл бұрын

Pepe Sylvia saw him 8 months ago! He is still killing it!

@Sixstringman

6 жыл бұрын

Sam R i havn't heard or seen anything from him for about 3 years.

@oswaldocontreras1507

5 жыл бұрын

sixstringman same

@Bonji76

5 жыл бұрын

"Inside Amy Schumer"

@omyelia

5 жыл бұрын

he said it takes him 3 yrs to write & come up with a special!

funniest shit ever on the news channel

2:11 can we have pumpkin patch CEO as the next joker

i dont know how u screwed that up.. someone had to hit play

Lol someone had to press play. No it was rewind and fast forward at the same time

That's a KILLER

The AIDS joke that kills you both ways. He's a legend for that one joke alone.

What is a pumpkin patch?

The Fox News piece is so fucking funny

brutal af.

fox 5 is hollowwwwwwwwwww!!!

He looks like Timothy olyphants little brother

“Nobody’s gonna be sad when u get cancer”

The way anthony offends, it's impossible to be actually offended.

If u don’t laugh at him just because of his faces he makes u got issues

Comedian

0:57 Does nobody see his change of face expression ?! Possessed by the higher ups. U can see how he becomes a numb person speaking words being send by someone else

@nimaisaren5996

4 жыл бұрын

Edgar Tlahuel yes just saw it. What would they tell him?

saweetie

Weird seeing him smile. So cute.

Waste o time. Thank God I shut off early !!!

he shoud be in every comedy central roast. speakin of which, wtf happened to those roasts; it was an annual thing kinda, what's keeping em so long...?

@hollandsalomon3272

5 жыл бұрын

SJWs and other granola eating bitch made people will have their feelings meter explode and would probably do their whole boycott routine.

@Numinor31

5 жыл бұрын

what's a sjw?

@AkatsukiYTC

5 жыл бұрын

Numinor They literally just released the roast of bruce willis

@Numinor31

5 жыл бұрын

Amygdala i know. not long after my post i started following jeff ross on instagram :p so i was updated with an upcoming roast not long after heheh. downloaded it already 2 days ago, gonna watch it tonight!

@Numinor31

5 жыл бұрын

well THAT was a disappointment -_- the bruce roast is one of the most boring roasts ever. even roast master jeff was not as hilarious as usual

Who?

He is in front of a camera and talks like this, all is well...I talk like this in “real life” and I have meetings with HR... the fuck??

I don't understand how he keeps getting away with these lmfao I mean someone have to get offended at 1 point right?

You dated miss piggy??

@brock1120

6 жыл бұрын

nathan greer anthony is the man but i really can't forgive him for that one. oink oink.

@Smoshy16

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she didn't actually look too bad back when they were dating. He obviously saw the writing on the wall though!

@aramosmd

6 жыл бұрын

That's an insult to miss piggy

@harshmalarkey5916

5 жыл бұрын

Yo this is manly talk right here

@leoncolliersellstampa

5 жыл бұрын

The hate is so real.

Anthony jesilnik is what 34 year olds think is mean

Yesterday a friend compared me with him. I had no idea who he is, but now i see what she meant when she said that i am an actual definition of savage whos mouth should be sewed

These are mild compared to his good stuff

i think its funny that you think you only have 1 problem on this show

Why did he date Amy? She's a 3 tops , and he's an 8.

@HobiesGarageBBQ

5 жыл бұрын

Cat Walker That’s funny. I’ve heard Anthony many times but this is the first time ever seen him. I would not have predicted he would be good looking.

@skoto8219

5 жыл бұрын

The guys I know who date women who are considerably less attractive than them either 1) have low self-confidence (unlikely to be the case with Jeselnik) 2) don't wanna deal with a hotter woman's bullshit or 3) kind of get off on the disparity in attractiveness. Could be a combination of any of these.

He dated Amy? Lost respect lol

@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164

4 жыл бұрын

That was before she turned into a fat nazi lesbian

4/10 Garden variety shitposting but on camera.

Meh

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