The worst movie I’ve EVER seen
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Have you ever watched an Italian children's movie so bad you think it's quite possible that it could be a Producers-style scam? That's just one of the ways I've attempted to rationalize the existence of Teen Star Academy.
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i need to draw attention to the fact that when the girls "take their selfie for facebook," the flash goes off on the normal cam instead of the front cam. this is an incredibly iconic detail.
@jane-mulcahy
2 жыл бұрын
you're so right 😭
yu spent all this time making this for me and 139 of my homies. i can't wait til all your hard work pays off
@jane-mulcahy
2 жыл бұрын
I'm very grateful for all 140 of you ❤️
I’m getting some “Dan Schneider” type vibes from whoever made this movie 😬
Rewatching this, and I've got a theory about Bret Roberts, the American actor with the nonspecific European accent. I think he read his dialogue and figured, "Oh, this character obviously speaks English as a second language, otherwise he wouldn't talk like this," and then nobody corrected him because they didn't realize there was anything weird about his performance.
@jane-mulcahy
2 ай бұрын
That could be! If so, that would make Bret Roberts.... a good actor?!
I hope future alien anthropologists find this movie and it forms their entire basis for understanding what human movies are
Your channel has already joined my personal pantheon of Bad Media Appreciators like Jenny Nicholson and RedLetterMedia... Keep up the amazing work!
Me and my friend saw this movie at dollar tree and we watched it. Let’s just say we noticed that there’s undertones of pedophila
@valentinecore
10 ай бұрын
yeah i kept thinking this, a lot of scantily-clad middle school girls and weird feet shots i feel like????
I can’t believe this movie has the exact same plot point as Love Never Dies. I literally couldn’t stop thinking “he’s just ten years old… TEN YEARS OOOOOOOOOLD” during that weird dad reveal scene.
@cornflakes-does-stuff
3 ай бұрын
same :"DD
I've been watching your videos for almost 5 hours now wtf I'm so glad the KZread gods have finally decided to show you some love
@jane-mulcahy
2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much!! I kind of can't believe this is happening to my channel 😭
this feels like a weird random insane parody of wild style, but set in a beach town with 90% kids 😭😭
The farting dog is SENDING ME
This is incredible. A bad movie I have never heard of. This was so entertaining and awful. Thank you for your service!
I cannot help but raise an eyebrow at all the mentions of filming children that have no real lines in this movie. Like...there seems to be A LOT of kids being filmed for absolutely no reason....🤔🫢 Im suspicious!
What if that saxophone boy really was that good and thats why he got in the movie, but now nobody will believe he's really playing because the overall quality of the movie 😢 he was the real teen star all along honey
hahha i know you made this a year ago, but uhm funny story, i found this hidden gem at the DOLLAR STORE. I decided to watch it with my family as a joke, and i watched it, well i still can’t believe it’s a movie.
only found this. i don't think i've ever laughed so much & hard at a movie review. so thx for that. 800 films? this might be a money laundering operation ..and i got a really creepy vibe from the movie /audition scene. someone check on these kids
i saw a jaime french video about this, went on letterboxd to see how bad it was, and the way you're one of the only reviews i cannot even it's too funny! i had to see your video, i'm sorry you went throught this at any point in your life
does anyone know if that zombie song is on spotify? i love the idea of just having that in a playlist
Absolutely loving your channel - also if you ever want to let loose on bohemian rhapsody I would devour it
That selfie for Facebook is sending me 🤣🤣
I just realized that the John Savage in this movie is the same person who was in The Deer Hunter and Do the Right Thing… how did he end up in this movie?
You had me at the "jets sharks" situation ❤️ I love me some fellow bring it onlers ❤️❤️❤️
also this might be my new favorite video ever I love deep dives into awful movies
If you love bad movies you’ve got to check out Redeeming Love, I believe it came out this year! It’s fabulously bad!
This feels like a fever dream made by a kid who wanted to make something that feels like highschool musical but make it an academy cause academies are cool and stuff
I watched a Jamie Frank review this movie and I can’t believe they made awful movie like this also, this movie is really awkward scenes
How is money being made for/from these movies? They don’t seem financially profitable.
Glad to see videos by other bad-movie connoisseurs 🥂😎
oh my children
this vid made me feel cute and good😇
@jane-mulcahy
3 жыл бұрын
we’re cute 🥰😘😳 and we’re good! 🤪😉😏
Recommend this channel to more people KZread!
Kinda obsessed with the fact that you keep calling Sidney seed-nay
@jane-mulcahy
2 ай бұрын
it's because the name isn't Sidney, it's Seedne! it's on the IMDB
You should watch the movie CAMP.
This video made me laugh so much