The Rules - Humans are space orcs

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Tried doing an outro this time but I'm not sure how well I like it. It was kinda a last minute thing I decided to throw in.
This weeks video was pretty silly so I went ahead and actually made the thumbnail myself instead of finding images on Google. I might do more thumbnails like this in the future if its received well.
The art this week is one that I did to reflect how I've been feeling lately. Am I ok? Yes? No? I don't want to talk about it...
Remember, I take requests for video ideas! With more ideas, I may be able to do more than one video a week!
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  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin3 жыл бұрын

    Rule 27: Stop Bullsh*tting Krill. If anyone tries to tell him that humans have laser vision, bleed molecular acid and gestate their young inside of a living host (As technically correct as that last one may be), I will NOT be the one who has to go crawling around the air ducts to find him and calm him down.

  • @jenniferchaulam

    @jenniferchaulam

    3 жыл бұрын

    /pffffffffffffffffffffffft haha that's definitely added

  • @koljaleffek7290

    @koljaleffek7290

    3 жыл бұрын

    well.... the second is technically correct too XD even if it serves the function of a puffer

  • @rustyshackleford5144

    @rustyshackleford5144

    3 жыл бұрын

    again.

  • @weldonwin

    @weldonwin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rustyshackleford5144 Oh god, just imagine movie nights on the USS Stabby and they are showing 1980's action movies, so Krill see's the likes of Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, obliterating whole armies and pulling off other assorted Super Human nonsense

  • @rustyshackleford5144

    @rustyshackleford5144

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@weldonwin I'm imagining him viewing the original black and white War of the Worlds, and thinking it was a historical documentary about how a planetary invasion of Terra was repelled by our biosphere's natural bacteria, and becoming ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of the human germs all over the ship.

  • @twojstarypijany3182
    @twojstarypijany31823 жыл бұрын

    The best thing is one rule was made because of something captain himself did.

  • @TheAussief1

    @TheAussief1

    3 жыл бұрын

    So trolley jack racing is still ok.

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Quite a few of them, actually. :O

  • @kikitapika9565

    @kikitapika9565

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rules are made after someone does something stupid So probably all these happened

  • @kikitapika9565

    @kikitapika9565

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny hats included

  • @TheAussief1

    @TheAussief1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kikitapika9565 that how I know about trolley Jack racing. And I was part of the reason it was banned.

  • @neenm4299
    @neenm42993 жыл бұрын

    I love how the ship is named USS Stabby

  • @indianaweather9837

    @indianaweather9837

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Me, thinking back to when the internet voted on "Boaty McBoat Face" for a boat after a wildlife charity goal was reached* Some jokes just never die

  • @nordicmind82

    @nordicmind82

    3 жыл бұрын

  • @chimpgaming8290

    @chimpgaming8290

    3 жыл бұрын

    So a British ship No it would be the uss shanky

  • @crusaderanimation6967

    @crusaderanimation6967

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well in this case, like ship name like crew XD

  • @geoshark12

    @geoshark12

    3 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is the captain changed it to that and it was based on the knife taped to a roomba

  • @DOOM6287
    @DOOM62873 жыл бұрын

    for rule 20, its kinda weird how humans are regarded as so tough in this series, but can be paralyzed in fear by an inch long relatively harmless creature. imagine a human describing this too lol

  • @Zakvadr1995

    @Zakvadr1995

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now imagine a human size race of those things. It would probably be the first “Oops” nuking we would do in space.

  • @DOOM6287

    @DOOM6287

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Zakvadr1995Cockroaches can survive nukes tho so now we are really screwed

  • @Jpx0999

    @Jpx0999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DOOM6287 they only survived because of theyr size And can stay bellow the explosion But not touching it As for the heat..... Idk

  • @DOOM6287

    @DOOM6287

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Jpx0999 cockroaches are very resistant to radiation and chemicals, so yeah the heat would kill them but they would survive the radiation and chemicals just fine

  • @Tyhoon01

    @Tyhoon01

    3 жыл бұрын

    "how is it that your species is so afraid of those little arachnids? the staggering difference in body mass alone would lead me to believe that you would find them trivial." "Oh, that. Primordial fear, mostly. Instinct. Some spiders on earth can be real nasty." "Nasty?" "Yeah, some can kill you in a single bite, while others can cause severe nerve damage or split and rot the flesh from the bone."

  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta69943 жыл бұрын

    Getting strong "things that Doctor Bright is not allowed to do" vibes here

  • @unimaginablybasedindividual

    @unimaginablybasedindividual

    3 жыл бұрын

    YESSS I AGREE

  • @eldritchgod4308

    @eldritchgod4308

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Bright is not allowed to perform further tests on gravity altering anomalies, testing how high a D-Class can jump is not necessary to understanding the anomaly. (Or the D-Class).

  • @crusaderanimation6967

    @crusaderanimation6967

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, i got same vibes.

  • @pikejohnson6409

    @pikejohnson6409

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yooo same

  • @ballsacsincorp

    @ballsacsincorp

    2 жыл бұрын

    *dont get anyone pregnant*

  • @alexmuller6752
    @alexmuller67523 жыл бұрын

    breaking rule number five like "oh no, we exceeded the critical cuddling mass now we can never seperate again, noooo"

  • @henrypaleveda7760

    @henrypaleveda7760

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think that was more for corowd control and fire safety, evacuating four people in close proximity is much easier than five.

  • @alexmuller6752

    @alexmuller6752

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@henrypaleveda7760 about twenty to twenty-five percent easier, depending on the direction of the mathematics^^

  • @banann_ducc

    @banann_ducc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is group spooning a thing???

  • @garret1930

    @garret1930

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@banann_ducc you've never partaken? It's very relaxing and comforting.

  • @locomastero

    @locomastero

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@garret1930 Things to add to my bucket list.

  • @wombataldebaran9686
    @wombataldebaran96863 жыл бұрын

    This is the mixture of military service and kindergarden

  • @Dagreatdudeman

    @Dagreatdudeman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also known as military service!

  • @kirknay

    @kirknay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same difference. A soldier is at their most dangerous when bored.

  • @ihaveagun22

    @ihaveagun22

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure you are describing *insert whichever branch of the military your branch makes fun of*

  • @sapphirestar3978

    @sapphirestar3978

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah it totally is

  • @banann_ducc

    @banann_ducc

    3 жыл бұрын

    things like this make me almost want to do army stuff but at the same time i do not want to do army stuff. I just want friends i guess

  • @frostfallanimations7891
    @frostfallanimations78913 жыл бұрын

    Imagine an alien species being in awe at what humans can endure. Having fought beside them and seen some who should be dead keep fighting in an adrenaline fueled rage. Then the humans come across a spider or a black mamba or something and the aliens see them back away and start flipping out. The alien would surely freak out as well, I mean if the humans can face down terrors of war then this must be a creature of destruction. It would be funny to have a story with those kinds of reactions.

  • @dinowolf359

    @dinowolf359

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine that happened cause its another humans pet

  • @inkyfingers317

    @inkyfingers317

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean a black mamba is definitely a creature of destruction lol

  • @katier9725

    @katier9725

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about an Emperor Scorpion? Those things look totally badass, as scorpions do, but are actually so friendly and harmless (to humans) they're even kept as pets in some cultures. But if you aren't aware of that, it would totally make you hesitate.

  • @nabbitgohome9672

    @nabbitgohome9672

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about the animals on their planet or (our) planet how do they fair with other sentient or non sentient alien species?

  • @sapphirestar3978

    @sapphirestar3978

    2 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @someboredseal9976
    @someboredseal99763 жыл бұрын

    Rule Number 27: Ruby amulets are no longer allowed on this ship and if found they WILL be ejected out into a black hole, I don't care if that doesn't actually destroy it, I don't care if it's yours I just care if HE'S not onboard my ship.

  • @Jpx0999

    @Jpx0999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dr brigth is here ahahahahahaha

  • @hardcoreholman303

    @hardcoreholman303

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that a wish master reference?

  • @RyuuRider

    @RyuuRider

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hardcoreholman303 I'm fairly certain it's a reference to an SCP-universe amulet with a ruby gem in it containing the soul of a man known as Doctor Bright. When worn, his soul takes over the body for the duration - to put it shortly. He's got a set of rules made just for him with much the same energy as these ones! :D

  • @kane2875

    @kane2875

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dr Bright’s here!

  • @hello_i_exist_uwu

    @hello_i_exist_uwu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RyuuRider over 200 rules for one man lol

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX3 жыл бұрын

    As a soldier I find this one particularly hilarious because it’s surprisingly realistic. The amount of times I’ve watched my bosses do stupid sh*t or I’ve had to talk my guys out of doing stupid sh*t which spawned some new rule because of it is ridiculous. (Honestly I’ve also been guilty of it myself, can’t say what I did exactly but let’s just say it involved Las Vegas, a flagpole, a flag and loss of certain articles of clothing)

  • @JACKBOOT12

    @JACKBOOT12

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes that moment you look at something and just know that it's going to turn into a safety briefing

  • @kuradamax
    @kuradamax3 жыл бұрын

    "Showers are Mandatory" All Hail High Marshal Mistman! Down with the Water Crimes Division!

  • @Ropetrick6

    @Ropetrick6

    3 жыл бұрын

    We would like to remind the populace that there isn't, never has been, and never will be a "Water Crimes Division", that is a mere myth. We thank you for listening to this Public Service Announcement.

  • @coolminecrafthdminecraft1627

    @coolminecrafthdminecraft1627

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yay GTU fans!

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher43083 жыл бұрын

    As a veteran of the United States army, I can verify these are very realistic demands

  • @thefederation1506
    @thefederation15063 жыл бұрын

    SCP list of what Dr bright isn't allowed to do, except instead of the foundation it's the USS stabby and Dr bright is the crew

  • @nightstriker5885

    @nightstriker5885

    3 жыл бұрын

    my thought exsakly when listening tho this "huh so dr bright bilions off rules only aply to him cause he is imortal"

  • @bbeckett2509
    @bbeckett25093 жыл бұрын

    Coagulation of disease, that's a phrasing I've never seen before,and I'm enjoying it

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos3 жыл бұрын

    This makes me think that in the foreseeable future, there will be a show based on this set of rules; like The Office but in space. Or a live action version of Star Trek: Lower Decks.

  • @AnchorJG
    @AnchorJG3 жыл бұрын

    This has a delightful "Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do" vibe to it.

  • @captaincraftit696

    @captaincraftit696

    3 жыл бұрын

    Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do in space™

  • @mariusdesu1633

    @mariusdesu1633

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@captaincraftit696 Dr Bright is not allowed to go into the space

  • @izthistle6196

    @izthistle6196

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mariusdesu1633 in the occasion that Dr. Bright were to go to space, that’s a whole entire different list on things he’s not allowed to do in space

  • @mariusdesu1633

    @mariusdesu1633

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@izthistle6196 I believe no one will let him go to space after what he did to the Moon and Jupiter.

  • @whodis4097

    @whodis4097

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mariusdesu1633 "I've come to make an announcement!"

  • @Wolfrover
    @Wolfrover3 жыл бұрын

    For completeness, it should be noted that the event related at 3:50 was in the cargo bay, and that neither crew nor cargo were actually ejected when the relevant button was accidentally depressed. In addition, had the control been properly secured, there would never have been any danger. That said, anything which drastically reduces a person's ability to control their physical vector and momentum around sensitive controls is a Bad Idea. (The ban in the halls is entirely due to simple physical dangers, however. Very few sentients enjoy violent physical contact at velocity.) Use of such devices should be confined to physical recreation areas designed for their use while aboard ship.

  • @slipstreamxr3763
    @slipstreamxr37633 жыл бұрын

    The side of the Galactic Empire we never get to see.

  • @justinsummers8788
    @justinsummers87883 жыл бұрын

    This weirdly implies that there is no rule or regulation against sexual harassment in the uspc code regulations

  • @ratemisia

    @ratemisia

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe because it's a thing most species just imply is a given? Like "don't run other people over with a car while in the office," perhaps? Just guessing, though.

  • @crownshatter4244
    @crownshatter4244 Жыл бұрын

    The concept of Vir doing a kickflip on a skateboard so sick that he almost killed the entire crew is hilarious to me

  • @kalzar26
    @kalzar263 жыл бұрын

    Those acceptions hurt, but I'll make an exception since it was a fun list.

  • @ArmouryTerrain

    @ArmouryTerrain

    Жыл бұрын

    I take exception to your acceptance!

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking43 жыл бұрын

    Krill, Reading all of These Rules: ....... *furiously taking notes*

  • @HartlyLion
    @HartlyLion3 жыл бұрын

    This entire video is literally the "what the hell happened here" meme.

  • @adamthethird4753
    @adamthethird47533 жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing is that all of these are reactionary.

  • @drtidrow
    @drtidrow3 жыл бұрын

    1:47 Sometimes called a "cuddle puddle" :-)

  • @davibergamin5943
    @davibergamin59433 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Dr. Bright is the captain of this ship, and he is also the crew

  • @coacobird
    @coacobird3 жыл бұрын

    That was very enjoyable. I especially like the funny hat rule cause I would totally wear one to my interview.

  • @roaming_idiot1795
    @roaming_idiot17953 жыл бұрын

    I like to think of Captain Picard making these "informal rules" and it makes me chuckle.

  • @nickpossum3607

    @nickpossum3607

    Жыл бұрын

    I find it funnier thinking these rules are being read to Captain Kirk, repeatedly!

  • @onemoregodrejected9369
    @onemoregodrejected93693 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part is that everything kinda makes sense and perfectly understandable but you still would do it for shits and giggles. Kek

  • @lillie8774
    @lillie87743 жыл бұрын

    I choose to believe captain Vir shreds it in Heelies

  • @spartanwarrior9755
    @spartanwarrior97553 жыл бұрын

    Me after seeing rule 5 and it's addendums: Ah good to see the Navy is gay regardless if they are sailing in the ocean or in space. Edit: After reading rule 7 I redact my previous statement.

  • @karmageddon9047
    @karmageddon90473 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, Vir is Latin for Man So this guy is named Captain Man.

  • @jenniferchaulam

    @jenniferchaulam

    3 жыл бұрын

    /adam man

  • @TheSynthPunk
    @TheSynthPunk3 жыл бұрын

    Captain Vir is funny, compassionate and absolutely badass. Textbook definition of a Chad.

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh3 жыл бұрын

    THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL, OH PLEASE DO MORE!

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred3 жыл бұрын

    Been listening to these in order, they're so great! Listening to The Marathon made me want to go for a run too, just to join the captain. I wonder what Kril would think of that, a human wanting to physically exert themselves simply because they knew another human was doing so. Great readings!

  • @p0komon133
    @p0komon1333 жыл бұрын

    I love how several of these are just food related

  • @KnekoKcat
    @KnekoKcat3 жыл бұрын

    Took me three of your vids to finally pay attention to what you're drawing.

  • @diamondwillow1191

    @diamondwillow1191

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha its not really necessary to pay attention to the speed drawing. I mostly have it there so its not just a still image.

  • @Cole-xq2tl
    @Cole-xq2tl3 жыл бұрын

    No weird shenanigans. Proceeds to discuss "group spooning"

  • @analinrose

    @analinrose

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah fam, it's no *excessively* weird shenanigans

  • @MRx36000
    @MRx360003 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only person that would totally serve abourd the USS Stabby? xD

  • @skyrere

    @skyrere

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would TOTALLY serve on USS STABBY!

  • @hello_i_exist_uwu

    @hello_i_exist_uwu

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would be interesting

  • @soup4219
    @soup42193 жыл бұрын

    this has that exact same feelings as 'things dr bright is not allowed to do'.

  • @supremepatriarchbalthasarg474
    @supremepatriarchbalthasarg4743 жыл бұрын

    Lol bunch of middle schoolers with space ship xD

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын

    Okay, the captain is kind of a smartass, I love that. XD

  • @sadgiraffe6669
    @sadgiraffe66693 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad barbie girl and crazy frog are still a round hundreds of years in the future

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey3163 жыл бұрын

    These are some good rules

  • @craftysmithkeith3653
    @craftysmithkeith36533 жыл бұрын

    If I was the captain of that ship I would play nothing but ken ashcorp and Hololive karaoke

  • @kimamato5196
    @kimamato51963 жыл бұрын

    I have been in love with this series. I just binged all of it. Thank you so much

  • @escapedcryptid8017
    @escapedcryptid801710 ай бұрын

    These are getting my through my first weeks of collage thanks!!! Love your voice and art!!

  • @starchildofthesun
    @starchildofthesun24 күн бұрын

    This is like... the most young adult gen z pilot energy and I am vibing with it!

  • @GuardianofRoin
    @GuardianofRoin3 жыл бұрын

    This is probably the funniest video out of the series... or most shows I have watched on youtube or otherwise. You just earned a sub

  • @mikemullen2047
    @mikemullen20473 жыл бұрын

    I'll admit, humans are space orcs make a lot of sense

  • @wizsamspider3688
    @wizsamspider36883 жыл бұрын

    This sounds like if Puffin Forest was a space captain and I LOVE IT

  • @skyrere
    @skyrere3 жыл бұрын

    You do a wonderful job of reading these. XD wonderful inflection.

  • @chandlercleveland-cooke4438
    @chandlercleveland-cooke44383 жыл бұрын

    I love all of these! Please keep the Space Orc thing going.

  • @darinroodman2004
    @darinroodman20044 ай бұрын

    I just found you... You're really good at narrating! Keep up the great work

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi5 күн бұрын

    "You guys have a village especially for the intelectually deficient?" -Krill, the perpetually confused

  • @Volnas97
    @Volnas973 жыл бұрын

    TBH, throwing marshmallows at any star sounds like fun

  • @manicwolfgaming4940
    @manicwolfgaming49406 ай бұрын

    I was in the army for 10 years, and this is basically our Friday evening safety brief.

  • @batelthda5638
    @batelthda56383 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, I forgot the greatness of the hfy genre which I forgot due to my laziness and it’s inaccessibility. You have reminded me of said greatness due to your efforts. Again I thank you.

  • @Loreman72
    @Loreman723 жыл бұрын

    The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy is strong with this one...

  • @CharliMorganMusic
    @CharliMorganMusic3 жыл бұрын

    Okay, so rule #5 has some reality to it. It's a little known fact outside of the military that homoeroticism in a unit positively correlated with that group's combat effectiveness.

  • @seyvetch7863
    @seyvetch78633 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered this playlist and Im in love

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar3 жыл бұрын

    Hearing these rules, I can only imagine the antics that caused them. It's making me think of filk song "Banned from Argo"

  • @skyrere

    @skyrere

    3 жыл бұрын

    omg... best song ever!!!

  • @skyrere

    @skyrere

    3 жыл бұрын

    if you haven't, you should look up Jonathan Coulton. He's got some of the best comedic parodies out there.

  • @edarddragon
    @edarddragon3 жыл бұрын

    i will accept bribes of food for musical requests its genius , great benefit for a couple of minutes of fun!

  • @Bayleaf6399
    @Bayleaf63993 жыл бұрын

    I like this captain!

  • @plsarguewithme2665
    @plsarguewithme26653 жыл бұрын

    i love these so much im glad i found them

  • @saucevc8353
    @saucevc83533 жыл бұрын

    This is like The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation, but in space and the rules were written by Dr. Bright.

  • @objectiveice573
    @objectiveice5732 жыл бұрын

    the fact that the captain has to make multiple rules about *certain* things then something mustve gone down on that ship

  • @2huUuuUUUU
    @2huUuuUUUU3 жыл бұрын

    This gives me rules for Dr. Bright vibes

  • @arguingwithstrangers
    @arguingwithstrangers Жыл бұрын

    "Fire is not prohibited" so fire us absolutely ok in these areas😂

  • @ecurps1
    @ecurps1 Жыл бұрын

    I like this captain. ^^

  • @johnwilliamson4368
    @johnwilliamson43683 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if the aliens read these rules. They'd be like bros what the heck is wrong with you, why is the concept you came up with, common sense, so uncommon

  • @hideyoshi5681
    @hideyoshi56813 жыл бұрын

    I was listening to this in my car on my way to work. 🤣😂😂🤣almost crasht my car 3 times because I whas laughing so hard I cont not see. Kwon my colleagues are listening to this play list. We humans are a strange buns🤣😂 please make more videos of these story's. We are the Dutch morning crew of a hotel kitchen and we are hokt on this. You have ouwer support🇳🇱great way to start the day. Whit a good laugh. Sorry if my English is bad

  • @Phamtomdark
    @Phamtomdark3 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like a problem with the airlock button ! I want my skateboards!

  • @QixTheDS
    @QixTheDS3 жыл бұрын

    This is like the list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do.

  • @scottwilliams846
    @scottwilliams8462 жыл бұрын

    "Acting" captain? Is there a captain he is filling in for for the entire series?

  • @MourningNihilist
    @MourningNihilist2 жыл бұрын

    I love accents, reg-oo-Lations, like how some people say pic-tur, that’s adorable and I like how you read lol

  • @MourningNihilist

    @MourningNihilist

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please don’t ever change that, seriously lol, gives your voice character

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr2331
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr23312 жыл бұрын

    there is one simple explanation to these rules the captain is gen z

  • @herveblanche226
    @herveblanche2263 жыл бұрын

    I was a cab driver. I actually had a sign on the doors of my hack. "If you have not bathed, or showered in the last 24 hours, do bother trying to get in.

  • @user-pc5sc7zi9j
    @user-pc5sc7zi9j3 жыл бұрын

    open flames are NOT PROHIBITED, therefore allowed.

  • @DanJones-np8xb
    @DanJones-np8xb11 күн бұрын

    I like this captain. He makes sense.

  • @MrGasman4
    @MrGasman427 күн бұрын

    lol “Skippy’s Rules” in space 😂

  • @plank1347
    @plank13472 жыл бұрын

    1:25 "ahhh crazy frog my favourite song"

  • @EliasExists
    @EliasExists Жыл бұрын

    I like how rule 6 was suggestive of out of sight out of mind, but 7 was like ok but don’t get pregnant, and then shortly after don’t get anyone pregnant, but still that wasn’t clear enough and 9 had to be added so outsiders were included too

  • @dawnjewelencarnacion1552
    @dawnjewelencarnacion15526 күн бұрын

    Alright, who let Odysseus captain a spaceship

  • @koljaleffek7290
    @koljaleffek72903 жыл бұрын

    i really dont know why youtube commended this videos to me: the episode about salive was kinda blending in into the microbiotics videos i watched and i was REALLY confused for a few seconds. but nontheless. i like it. and this one is hillarious and oh so relatable

  • @Bobo1806able
    @Bobo1806able3 жыл бұрын

    I need this. I didn’t know how much I needed something until I received it.

  • @BoxcarJohnnie
    @BoxcarJohnnie3 жыл бұрын

    I have been reading Science Fiction since 1958, this reminds me of Robert Heinlein style of Space Adventures. The first Science Fiction books I read was Citizen of the Galaxy and Alice Mary Norton (Andre Norton) The Beast Master (1959) Yes this is very much same style as 1940's and 1950's Young Peoples Science Fiction & Fantastic Stories genre. Excellent Reading, DiamondWillow, and I think Arthur C. Clark invented the term Orcs? Sorry I am very senile and forget EXCEPT about Books I read when I was a Child. Typical Senility, however I still have a good life, in my Senior Studio 250 Square Foot with Cat and Ham Radios, 9 Guitars and Shelves of Books I cannot read- My Left eye has Macalur Degeneration my Right Eye had a Black Vail so BLACK keeps me from seeing except from 'around the edges." Thank the Silly Sisters (My Guiding archons, LOL) that in San Francisco the Seniors are treated very well,, california has Severe Laws against Senior abuse, and many selfless workers who keep me safe, Meals on Wheels, In Home Health Care, PAWS "Pets are Pets Are Wonderful Support Shanti Project Pets Are Wonderful Support (PAWS) keeps people and their companion animals together

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar363 жыл бұрын

    What a great captain…

  • @pillock654
    @pillock6543 жыл бұрын

    Good to see that humanity hasn't changed in however many years have passed xD

  • @Starlitsoul0359
    @Starlitsoul03593 жыл бұрын

    Gloriously done, that was some VERY good use of inflection or whatever the thing is called where you. Well. Y’know. Shift the tone of your voice for what you’re saying and or reading. Something you probably did subconsciously there for my little rant. Also, art in the background. The poor boi is sad. Very good quality but 0/10. Give this derg a hug ASAP!

  • @diamondwillow1191

    @diamondwillow1191

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you very much ^u^ as for the art, I was feeling sad so I kinda reflected it in my art. All is better now though! Thank you for the hug!

  • @2000Meilen
    @2000Meilen3 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of the things Dr Bright is not allowed to do in the Foundation :D

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing85703 жыл бұрын

    that rule 21 tho its like the best hat simulator with an FPS theme TF2.

  • @flamingwheel9926
    @flamingwheel99263 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Bright would fit right in

  • @celtichistory
    @celtichistory3 жыл бұрын

    Who posted my high school band camp rules to youtube?

  • @olegoleg258
    @olegoleg2583 жыл бұрын

    I know this is random but i kind of saw this part of the tears that you drew over and damn...i wish I knew how to do what was in the background in the greyish shade.

  • @diamondwillow1191

    @diamondwillow1191

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah the tears in the sketch were better than in the lineart imo. I was trying not to overdo it (I think) and instead ended up under doing it haha

  • @GuardianofRoin
    @GuardianofRoin3 жыл бұрын

    I wish there was an add-on to this with Krell's reaction to said rule list

  • @TheGreedDemon
    @TheGreedDemon13 күн бұрын

    I love how half of the rules are there because of captain FAFO

  • @ruggerospampinato8775
    @ruggerospampinato87753 жыл бұрын

    I would really love if you wrote a book or a series, comic, fan fic... On this. Plus, some rules are really funny, but some would only work in a group of friends, not a crew (like the music one). Anyway, love your writings. ❤️❤️

  • @diamondwillow1191

    @diamondwillow1191

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha these aren't my stories but I do know the author is actually making a book for this

  • @ruggerospampinato8775

    @ruggerospampinato8775

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@diamondwillow1191 cool, is the name gonna be humans are space orcs? Where can I buy it?

  • @diamondwillow1191

    @diamondwillow1191

    3 жыл бұрын

    That, I'm not actually sure about. I know the author has been giving updates on their Tumblr though.

  • @ruggerospampinato8775

    @ruggerospampinato8775

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@diamondwillow1191 thanks

  • @charlese.straut9998
    @charlese.straut99983 жыл бұрын

    That's not how radiation works but the rest is great and so I can forgive it. Love your vids

  • @johnpayne5590
    @johnpayne55903 жыл бұрын

    This is like the things that dr bright is not allowed to do

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