"Oh, yeah, we can live 30 seconds in space, Krill, we just need a radiation bath afterwards. Much longer than that and our eyeballs boil, but yeah, 30 seconds and we'll be fiiiiiine."

@infinity_0016

3 жыл бұрын

"

@kamilsowik7884

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinity_0016 I HATE that you are right

@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo

8 ай бұрын

just don’t hold your breath

Me: *stares into the void* Void: *Stare's back* Me: *winks*

@Shythalia

3 жыл бұрын

Void: *blushes*

@cookieman5112

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shythalia i think we all know where this is going

@nullpoint3346

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookieman5112 With fried cake mix and liquid sugar. Pancakes.

@marcusdaloia2974

3 жыл бұрын

Assert dominance by seducing your sleep paralysis demon.

@lawrencegreenwood2646

2 жыл бұрын

The Void is easy. It's her husband the Abyss you got to look out for. He is kinky.

"...and possibly a little bit against regulation." Translation: It breaks at least half the rules and will also probably do so to half your bones.

@juggernautbam2253

3 жыл бұрын

But, was it worth it?

@theenderdestruction2362

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggernautbam2253 yes

@eagan_1902

2 жыл бұрын

and aggressively rebel

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb

2 жыл бұрын

What exactly is Willow drawing here?Is it something connected to the Wings of Fire series?

"But still, the idea was intriguing" I think we're rubbing off on poor Krill.

@justdrawing231

3 жыл бұрын

We need to keep him pure

@AugustoEL

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I feel like when you read the manga and see the anime only talking, I know all the juicy things, NO SPOILERS but this is just a tame start. The autor at first did this with little intention of a greater story but it started to get more and more in that direction.

@AugustoEL

2 жыл бұрын

Wh...why did I sudenly got a heart in a 3 months old coment? Well thanks I gess

@diamondwillow1191

2 жыл бұрын

Because I'm like 3 months behind on reading my comment section haha

@Morning_Dewdrop

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, quick get the day reserved for cuddles!

"The human brain is hardwired for religion" **Rabid 40k fans in the distance** FOR THE EMPEROR

@masonwilliams1345

3 жыл бұрын

"The Emperor protects!"

@trashynecromancer1155

3 жыл бұрын

@@masonwilliams1345 “but having a loaded Bolter never hurt either.”

@peterwall8191

3 жыл бұрын

@@trashynecromancer1155 And a power blade for backup. Not all things respect the holy bolter, but all fear a blade.

@trashynecromancer1155

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterwall8191 I’m more of a Thunderhammer fan, but I have equal respect for the blade.

@SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver

3 жыл бұрын

@@trashynecromancer1155 Did someone say heavy flamer!

"millions of lightyears high and trillions of lightyears wide" that is one chonky nebula.

@IONATVS

3 жыл бұрын

Millions of lightyears is actually possible for large nebulae...larger than a the milky way galaxy, so not the kinds of nebulae you'd find in the galaxy, but possible, especially if FTL were OP enough in that universe to allow intergalactic travel. But yeah, trillions can only be hyperbole.

@alexmuller6752

3 жыл бұрын

@@IONATVS i didn't think this remotely possible, but then again: space is big!

@Danger_N00dle

3 жыл бұрын

​@@IONATVS Got some doubt. I'm pretty sure it's not possible due to how nebulae are created. (ejected gas and dust from dying stars) That would essentially be a super large galaxy on its own. Especially when we think of how our milky way is about 100 thousand light year across.

@IONATVS

3 жыл бұрын

@@Danger_N00dle Not all nebulae are formed the same way, but you are correct that I probably oversold how common it is. I did a cursory google search before answering previously and the article I found that said “even millions of lightyears” was not as well sourced as it looked at first glance. There are 2 recognized nebulae over a million ly in their largest dimension, and a few others in the high hundreds of thousands, but several of these are better described as nebula complexes than single contiguous nebulae. 1 or 2 thousand ly seems to be the largest that form from single supernovae. I apologize for speaking quickly without double-checking. The largest nebula complex, the Lyman-Alpha Blob Concentration, IS, however, among the largest structures ever discovered in the universe, at 200 million ly across, with the largest single blob within it ~300 thousand ly across all by itself. And the runner up, the NGC 262 Halo Cloud envelops the entirety of one of the largest galaxies we know of, resulting in a 1.3 million ly diameter spiral nebula.

@Danger_N00dle

3 жыл бұрын

@@IONATVS At that size it must be pretty far away as it's not visible in the night sky. probably need some specialized equipment to see as well.

Long have a I stared into the void. And long has the void stared back at me. AND THEN THE SUCKER BLINKED!

@misfit7861

3 жыл бұрын

Winning a stare contest with the void is such a power move

@AustralianGrizzly

3 жыл бұрын

I believe this is from somewhere else. But... If the Void blinks at you, Blink back, gotta return that gesture of trust and connection between the two of you.

@Shythalia

3 жыл бұрын

@@AustralianGrizzly Is the void a cat?

@misfit7861

3 жыл бұрын

@@AustralianGrizzly the big night sky cat

@zer0m0stel

3 жыл бұрын

@@AustralianGrizzly Trust the Void? Easier to trust Loki. Not like I am going to date the void or be best buds with it. More like, real-life here, I should be dead 12 times over. I have watched good friends die in front of me and in my arms. Long and short, I am not afraid of death or the void, just the pain that comes before that point.

It sounds like the feeling one gets when far out to sea staring into the sky on a cloudless night. No light pollution, just the vastness and darkness all around, and an indescribable kaleidoscope of color stretching into eternity. Damn I miss that. I would truly love to try omnidocing.

@ceu160193

3 жыл бұрын

Void is strange - it's place, where everything begins, and also place, where everything ends. That is why it can drive human mad - it's something you can feel, but not logically understand. It's like touch of infinity, touch of whole universe, touch of things, that existed and things, that will exist in the future.

@epsome13

3 жыл бұрын

Where do we sign up?

@Morning_Dewdrop

2 жыл бұрын

:0 shapes and colors

I love the storys with aliens that not only are impressed by the humans or fear them but trying to understand the deeper meaning hidden behind their actions. Thank you for choosing this story it always makes me smile

@galadrinihrinor4863

3 жыл бұрын

They are known as hfy stories or ( humans fuck yeah )

I was about to watch DnD things, but this is more important.

@stephtros9029

3 жыл бұрын

CORRECT!

@sebcalabro6252

3 жыл бұрын

Same, what's your favorite channels?

@eagan_1902

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@eagan_1902

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebcalabro6252 This one Dani

@odysseusofegypt

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebcalabro6252 I was about to watch ABD Illustrations.

At first I thought this was gonna be a story I had heard before, of Human Engineers bringing their own particular religion to any ship they were on, including alien engineers. The mental image was amazing, but I wouldn't want to risk it.

@theoverlord5479

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes.. The Rites of Percussive Maintenance.

this reminds me of the part where the international space station has time set of in the schedule of astronauts for awe of space. like going to space is so awe inspiring that they need time to soak it in when they get to the station.

The description of space was so pretty I could almost feel the awe, and the withdrawal from it. It was so good! Eagerly awaiting the next!!

@shinraset

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I bet if I were in a sensory deprivation/ float tank with my eyes closed I'm pretty sure that'll be about as close to the experience as ever I'm likely to get here stuck solidly on Earth.

@mossychaossystem920

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinraset yeessss, it would be so nice to have a chance to feel that!

@andrew20146

3 жыл бұрын

I get the poetic license used to evoke a sense of awe, but the description is a bit jarring. Trillions of LY is pretty big (Milky Way galaxy is 100k LY across), I don't think you're lose any of the immensity make it a bit more reasonable to actual nebula sizes. And in terms of accuracy, I don't think you would see any perceptible motion on human time scales.

I think people should experience that feeling in today's time. Maybe we'll behave more if we did.

@dracothewarrior4316

3 жыл бұрын

I think sensory deprivation chambers are as close as we're gonna get for a long time

@igkslife

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracothewarrior4316 doubt

That picture you’re working on. Absolutely gorgeous. That. Is an A plus scream face.

Love the Emperor for He is the salvation of mankind. Obey His words for He will lead you into the light of the future. Heed His wisdom for He will protect you from evil. Whisper His prayers with devotion, for they will save your soul. Honour His servants, for they speak in His voice. Tremble before His majesty, for we all walk in His immortal shadow.

@SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver

3 жыл бұрын

The emperor protects!

@inasapostle13thapostleofthe12

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE (Uh ah I..... I mean: For the Omnissiah?)

@shae98sc2

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver A Destiny weapon praising the God-Emperor of Mankind on an HFY story reading. I did not expect all of my interests to cross streams in this way. I’m not disappointed.

@Daltem

3 жыл бұрын

Ave Imperator, gloria in excelsis terra

@tusher3685

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnimessiah!

This brings peace to the mind. Now i wanna go to space

@elmodelo101

Жыл бұрын

Well, you are in the planet, and the planet is in space, then you are in space.

0:04 *Looks at Lorgar* Uh yes, some more so than others...

@kambulwatts3309

3 жыл бұрын

All hail the God emperor

I have to say this has become my favorite series I’ve ever had the enjoyment of listening to. Never stop making these, let your imagination go wild and tell us the stories of krill! I can’t wait for the next one! I’ve been waiting patiently but I’ve been checking daily for a new episode the last few weeks XD

Yes, I too want to say “WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!” at the Top of my Lungs. Make guns, ships, and vehicles out of Scrap Metal in a messy mashup. And krump all my enemies with a Big Huge Gun.

Thank God there is someone else reading the Humans are space orcs stuff. The other main guy is completely monotone and uses a robot voice for the females. It's like a batman voice over when the characters are meant to be cheerful

@Chu8rock

3 жыл бұрын

Check out NetNarrator

@sentientbiscuit1415

3 жыл бұрын

P.m seymour did some humans are space orcs

@Shythalia

3 жыл бұрын

Tales of Humanity only uses text-to-speech to narrate. He never narrates them himself, which I can understand why. And yes, check out NetNarrator if you don't know him yet. PM Seymour also did some few years ago. NFY & Zren are other great channels, if you don't them yet either. I also found this new channel KnightTime Audio Narration.

@BuffyTheBuffaloSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shythalia Kek did Tales of Humanity's account get deleted or something? I cant find him or his old videos. I think he made a new account called hooded mystic since they share the same patreon but theres only like 5 videos. Anyways I dont think he is all text to speech since you can hear the microphone turning on and off when he speaks but he does sound like a robot. Ill have to check them out so thanks for the recommendations

@Shythalia

3 жыл бұрын

@@BuffyTheBuffaloSlayer You're welcome. And yeah, I think his channel got deleted. Or maybe he deleted it himself. The author of the Pink One & Pink Two hfy series hit him with 2 copyright strikes because according to the author, he didn't ask for their permission to have their stories turned into videos.

, that last sentence gave me chills, I love your voiceovers keep it up

@pandemonium8420

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it was a quote from a famous author. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

Nicely done, really enjoyed the reading and story.

As soon as the description came of starring into the void I started tearing up :)

@AustralianGrizzly

3 жыл бұрын

Gods I know that feel. I close my eyes and tried to imagine it...

Damn, I swear your voice is so relaxing! When you were describing the void I felt myself relaxing and drifting off to sleep. Freaking love listening, keep up the good work

I miss these vids, I hope a new one comes out soon

Hey! I was waiting for this!

@masterglocks

3 жыл бұрын

In 30 seconds dang

I discovered this channel the other day and binged it all in a single sitting. Fantastic work! I can't wait to see more!

I have been loving these short stories. And this one in particular is so beautifully profound. This call of the void and being “truly alone” in the infinite cosmos if even only for a while. I can scarcely imagine, yet vividly conjure the scene in my minds eye, such an immaculate feat of viewing such distant wonders.

Humans are space orcs is my new favorite thing. Thanks for making/posting these videos!!

Krill: I mean, that makes me a little curious. Captain: Looks like we're rubbing off on you. Krill: wait Human Crew: ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

Oh, so that's why the Imperial Truth eventually failed without constant support from the Emperor.

Amazing timing! A nice episode of humans are space orks before bed.

I think I would come back with a stronger spirit. Being humbled by the infinite space around me and right at that moment realizing how important sentience is.

the whole "Omnidocing" thing reminds me of something that happened to me a while ago My family used to go on cruises every vacation when i was younger. My father was afraid of flying so that was the only way we could actually get out of the country. There was this one ship that went to europe that lasted a week just on the open atlantic One night i decided to go out and explore the ship some more and just so happened to look out a window. It was so dark that you couldn't see where the sea ended and the sky began! It was beautiful, i spent at least an hour running around trying to get a better look at the stars. I ended up stargazing on the room's balcony. I must've been there for 2 hours just talking to the sky. I cried, though i can't remember why. I only remember how it looked and how it made me feel. That was the night i decided i wanted to be an astronomer

I don't know why you tank us for making it to the end. You are doing a wonderful job. Keep it up.

Narrator: "But I will try" Background: does a flip and reveals the scream for a moment

I had chills for the later half of this chapter. the descriptions of the universe around the Captain and Krill....

I jump for joy at every upload of this rockin series

I absolutely love this writer. Thank you for reading some of their stories.

I love this so much your voice is so soothing, and the story was lovely I got goosebumps and everything

Yes! I love this series! New videos are always the best. Thank you for sharing this series with the world.

I really love this series. Thank you for uploading them. Your voice is soothing and the content is entertaining

You’re my favourite KZreadr and I really love your videos! Thanks for the awesome video!!💖💖

Thank you for this. I’m going though a rough time, and your awesome videos, excellent choice of stories, relaxing voice, and great timing of narration really help make my day.

Hey diamond, you oughta do some more videos! I was loving this series, and you have a great voice for the acting

"Super dangerous and very cool," you say..... Sign me the fuck up.

Stumbled onto this like two weeks ago and I have to say your the best voice out of everyone who reads these and I can listen to anyone else because I found you first and everyone else sounds wrong or bad I’ll be here for a long while odds are

'lets just casually do something that might destroy your mind'

I love this series. Humans really are weird. :D

Nice job! Glad to see more of these.

Listening to this while melting away at the last chunk of asteroid, revealing the vast emptiness of space behind it - that was a different feeling altogether.

... I am SO addicted to this serie of video now

I didn't realise I missed your voice so much. I don't know how but I could feel a the void, pauses in your reading really help getting in to the story and seeing what is happening

Oh, this wasn't in the playlist. Good thing I looked lmao, keep up the great work

Another one already?! You’re spoiling us.

Whith it being summer I have completeley lost the concept of time, so your videos are always are always such a loveley surprise

One if the best reading channels out there.

Im really looking forward to the next upload. Been watching this video quite a bit lately

Nice, I just found this channel and I'm binging the whole thing. Beautiful description, interesting experience, and I like space pictures, but I feel weird if I look at the moon for too long, so I don't think I could handle it :')

Absolutely amazing, keep up the good work :D

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IZ GOT ERE EARLY!

I hope you are still narrating!! I came over here from AggroSquirrels page and I definitely like the way you narrate also. :) Please keep at it, you have a TON of potential. :)

Humans are gravity addicts. While they come from a normal sequence star they have a particularly large gravitational field. This explains the skeleton structure, but also the phenomenon that humans enjoy falling. This translates to high speed travel, but as mammal descendents from tree species falling is built Into Humans as the easiest way to accelerate, which some find highly enjoyable.

@juggernautbam2253

3 жыл бұрын

So the reason people like jumping out of planes is essentially because of our monkey brain?

So, I've come to realize I really come here to listen to you read more than the story.

Krill has a panic attack as he sees the full crew roll their eyes in boredom knowing what the captain has done in that prison cell

Few things. 1 Beautiful as always. 2. Really forgot how much I liked this one. 3. DAAAAAMN you sure on reading them all, welp in that case you will see keep seeing me for a while lol.

This was strangely soothing.

Ere we go ere we go ere we go *ERE WE GO* akrozz the kozmos

I Love your videos!! I can’t wait for your next video.

This is basically what astronauts describe it being like to float around in space.

im addicted to this I NEED MOAR

i have monophobia which is the extreme fear of being alone. i’ve only gotten over it in the past few years and something like this would surely bring it all back in a horrible way. i wanna try it so bad

@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo

8 ай бұрын

monophobia, astrophilia, religion, and a love of blind trust exercises are perhaps a perfect storm for me

these readings are stellar

This one was actually really intresting, i like it

What a story before bed! Thank you!

I don't know why but this series brings me joy

I’m glad to see you made another video. Can’t want for the next.

I only found out of these videos yesterday And boy Did I looove these stories

@diamondwillow1191

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for leaving you hanging for so long!

@steyn1775

2 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 oh don't worry lol

More! Hooray! (this one isn't on the playlist)

Dude I just had the most amazing dream falling asleep to this

"Human brain hardwirend for religion" Flashback to 40k: For the Emperor!

Sounds like a beautiful experience.

Wooo this what have I been waiting for

Mate, you make me a little sad most of us wont get to experience anything like that, but I´ll leave the space shenanigans to the next humans, if we make it that far, good video.

Back at it again at strangely titled good story

Thank you for another great narration.

I was looking forward to your next video and I was not disappointed ! Keep up the good work !

I always click on ur videos when i see them. Please keep up the series :)

Well, that was earlyer then I though, but a pleasent surprise at that.

BABE WAKE UP THE FUNNY ALIEN IS DOING THINGS AGAIN

Sad none of us will experience the beauty of the void. 😔

@knightmare6229

Жыл бұрын

Umm, in this story, im pretty sure that is a good thing...

Super cool and thought provoking.

The picture in the background looks like a dragon choking on a cheezit.

There is a good reason I like the idea of Humans being Space Orcs

Now I wanna see Krill in a box lol.

I always look forward to these

yay a new one. also love the art

if we have FTL i would probably do this. i will risk my mind to peer in to vast stars.

I'm addicted to these stories be even more so your voice acting is fucking great! Have you thought of getting into the industry?

@SuperExplosivegames

3 жыл бұрын

Also pertaining to the actual story toward the beginning it is implied that atheist achieve spirituality through scienctific discovery and I'm not sure whether to agree or strongly disagree and it's a tough question tbh

@diamondwillow1191

2 жыл бұрын

I actually would love to get into the industry of voice over work, for now I'm simply using my channel and videos as practice so I can eventually get to the point I'll be good enough to do professional voice work ^u^