Spitting at someone for humans: Form of disrespect Spitting at someone for aliens: attempted murder

@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278

3 жыл бұрын

Welp. Now we know

@m0rtez713

3 жыл бұрын

Burg commander talking mad shit for someone in spitting distance.

@flameendcyborgguy883

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Disrespect could be worse then death... At least to some civilizations...

@seacatlol831

3 жыл бұрын

Some cultures handle spitting diffrently.

@Joe-hh6ds

3 жыл бұрын

Yo stoneworks

Just wait til they learn that we can use our own spit to slightly disinfect our own wounds

@conradsmight2220

3 жыл бұрын

They won't wanna know

@isaacevilman7586

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait until they find out human saliva contains a painkiller six times more powerful than morphine. It’s just in there in extremely low quantities.

@conradsmight2220

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacevilman7586 we will sell it and get hella rich

@minecraft425

3 жыл бұрын

I now am actually curious if that's true

@monsterking7676

3 жыл бұрын

another funny thing, if you press your tongue against the roof of your moth correctly so that it bends back, it presses on the saliva glans on it's bottom causing two streams of saliva to jet out like a projectile.

Just wait until they learn about adrenaline and how it can basically make us unstoppable

@takatacheroki2624

3 жыл бұрын

Hysterical Strength is quite the sight to behold.

@Zakvadr1995

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention some people’s reaction time under panic!

@Chokah

3 жыл бұрын

I forsee many forms of body waste on the Council's floor...

@Tyhoon01

3 жыл бұрын

That boast about the chains wasn’t a complete lie.

@fireblast133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chokah fun fact, pissing and soiling ourselves is another instinctual reaction designed to makes us unappetizing.

If other alien species had isekai animes, one would surely be called "That Time I Reincarnated as a Space Orc".

@mariusdesu1633

3 жыл бұрын

if they took that approach, they can also write about pandemic a human would bring with him, as viruses and bacterias in person body is invading species that spread fast, one of the reason why interaction with closed of human communities(various still existing tribes) are strictly regulated if not completely forbidden

@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278

3 жыл бұрын

That would be wonderful and funny

@Otgel

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariusdesu1633 yeah, we are carriers of an stupid ammount of diseases that they havent even noticed, so by spitting on one u might as well fucking kill them

@kakahass8845

3 жыл бұрын

@@Otgel The chance of a human transmitting a disease is like 0% you can't catch a disease from a plant and we had a common ancestor with them a few billion years ago aliens wouldn't have a common ancestor with us.

@sybrendehaas5297

3 жыл бұрын

@@kakahass8845 We could probably transmit the disease its just a question of wheter or not it would have effect. most bacteria and virussen have specialiced to infect but one species (some can do multiple but i havnt heard of a pathogen hat can infect all species) if the cells of the alien species as similar body temp and conditions so that the basteria can ectually survive it might harm them if the products of said pathogen are harmfull. I mean we can kill eachother with our gut flora (dont eat eachothers poop but you can eat your own without getting sick).

"bold words coming from a walking aspirin in spitting distance"

@Loreman72

3 жыл бұрын

OK, this was one if the best comments here!😂🤣😂🤣

@PillowFilledWithSpiders

2 жыл бұрын

If they are scared of our spit i would hate yo find out there reaction to the fact that we can launch highly corosive acid and bacteria from out stomachs that can eat through metal

For some reason, learning that my saliva has the potential to be lethal to any would-be intergalactic enemies of humanity fills me with pride.

@dominicjuckes3988

3 жыл бұрын

Yes spit upon the xeno scum and kill them for the emperor

@lobsterminion693

3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly the kind of thinking that makes you a space orc.

@CorwinTheOneAndOnly

3 жыл бұрын

@@lobsterminion693 You should always have the capability of being dangerous, and then have the courage to control that.

@lobsterminion693

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorwinTheOneAndOnly Exactly. My comment was a jest rather than a criticism.

@CorwinTheOneAndOnly

3 жыл бұрын

@@lobsterminion693 I know, I merely replied in accordance with the lobster.

On trial in an alien courtroom "Your honor on my planet that's a form of romance and she was really into it until she realized I was using my mouth"

@hello_i_exist_uwu

2 жыл бұрын

oH nO

@doopdoopdopdop7424

2 ай бұрын

The kiss of death.

I think that the council would probably rank the komodo dragon in 1 of the highest ranks for venomous predators since it has both bacteria and venom.

@Zakvadr1995

3 жыл бұрын

All we need is some proper Gene mods and our future descendants could ride massive Komodo War Dragons into battle!

@silent_stalker3687

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zakvadr1995 giant Komodo dragons who’s hissing is actually eco-location, while they make cute little hamster squeaks when happy ^^

@samuelcrow4701

3 жыл бұрын

Bet the bug things would just die instantly if a komodo bit them

@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278

3 жыл бұрын

Ooof

@silent_stalker3687

3 жыл бұрын

Actually if left out for 2-3 minutes the Komodo dragon ‘venom’ is increase intoxicating to them and the active bacteria often aid in helping build up healthy gut bacteria to help break down food.

Alien: dying an agonizing death because of spit Humans: LMAO, BRUH

@JALETRATOR

3 жыл бұрын

humans:ez

"The Humans though it was funny." Honestly... I do..

@Bladerunner5146

3 жыл бұрын

As a human I do as well

@mreeeee8426

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bladerunner5146 yesssss

@errorabortretry3694

3 жыл бұрын

Make me the fourth to think it's hilarious. Especially when in 40k Space Marines get a gland that makes them able to spit acid... or some such.

@dakotadawn5789

3 жыл бұрын

yessiree

@mlgproplayer2915

3 жыл бұрын

Same. lol

If our spit would do this much damage imagine what would happen if we threw up on them. That spit shield aint doing shit vs projectile vomiting.

@rsflores6090

3 жыл бұрын

*or projectile diarrhea*

@TheGirard62

3 жыл бұрын

@@rsflores6090 alien: now this is an avenger level threat

@maxxor-overworldhero6730

3 жыл бұрын

@@rsflores6090 So would passing gas then be considered accidental chemical warfare?

@radioheado

3 жыл бұрын

what if... what if we kissed them...

@archangel5125

3 жыл бұрын

Vomiting is literally spitting acid that has chunks of the flesh of other creatures

"Oh you think WE'RE bad! You should see the Komodo Dragon!" "I thought dragons were a myth of your world" "Yeah, but on this one Island, there there's these massive lizards the size of a small crocodile, which have a saliva so filled with bacteria that it uses it to hunt!" Krill knew that the "Crocodile" was a terrifyingly efficient swampland predator about twice as long as a human with a bite-strength that could bend or deform weaker industrial metals. "Do you wrestle this one too?" Krill asked, recalling the horror stories of wounded humans using one limb and some light adhesive cloth to make those apex predators submit. "Well no, their bite is pretty scary. not only will it kill a human, it'll hurt a LOT as you die. Heck, a Burg might die on contact." "Just how deadly ARE they?" Krill asked tentatively. "Well, they bite their prey once, and then follow it around as it dies slowly of infection, only to eat its infected corpse to renew its mouth bacteria." "And let me guess, you made it a pet?" "Well, no, but some really mean human criminals use a pit of them as a terrifying execution method" Edit: Spelling

@elainegoates9792

3 жыл бұрын

We do keep them in zoos though

@takeandbakejake3271

3 жыл бұрын

*TFW WHEN EVEN THE HUMANS FEAR IT*

@mlgproplayer2915

3 жыл бұрын

_"And let me guess, you made it a pet?"_ I love this line! lol Sounds like the Krill is already used to the human's crazy stories about his home planet.

@germanscience7246

3 жыл бұрын

@@takeandbakejake3271 *The only thing they fear is you*

@Vohasiiv

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are people that have them as pets

Side note: In practice, human salivary secretions vary from slightly acidic (a pH of 6.2) to slightly basic (a pH of 7.6). In context, the human captain's salivary pH was lowered due to the stress of the situation, enhancing the acidic properties. In addition, human salivary secretions contain the following: * Predigestive enzymes, such as amylase and lipase, which would have contributed to the breakdown of the protective slime layer. * Electrolytes. * White blood cells. * Discarded skin cells. * Antimicrobial agents. * Lysozyme. In the event recorded, it was likely this substance which played the greatest part in the destruction of the Burg commander. Lysozyme is an antimicrobial agent found in most human secretions. It acts by breaking down the cell walls of bacteria, and has been shown to dissolve chitin, though not so well as the unrelated chitinase.

@Loreman72

3 жыл бұрын

And if the Berg carapace included starch compounds... The results would be terrible! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAA!

@Astro_Aladfar

3 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite comment of them all having been handeled and purified lysozyme from chicken eggs. Edit: long story short: very scientifically accurate explanation.

@basrengangetch.2042

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, anti armor spit

Imagine using a trained (if that's even possible) Komodo Dragon as a "guard dog". "If you are scared of what's in our saliva, you do NOT want to see what this thing can do!"

@drewahrens3141

3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this.

@wintekowa5889

3 жыл бұрын

a human bite is potentially more dangerous then a komodo's but I still love this idea.

@FrancisR420

3 жыл бұрын

I watched a cartoon that had one of those

@etherian2500

3 жыл бұрын

Wait untill you hear about crack heads

@mill2712

3 жыл бұрын

Considering "Humans are space orcs" is science fiction, it's possible that they could simply be uplifted instead.

I have sort of a love-hate relationship with "humans are space orcs" stories. On the one hand, I love stories that point out just how fucking weird humans are. On the other, it's always bugged me how most of them make it seem like every other sentient species in the universe would be scared shitless by the same aspects of human biology. I mean, even on our own planet, there's a tree whose fruit can cause stomach bleeding and cancer in humans, but iguanas have no problem eating it. We all evolved on the same planet, using the same basic chemical structures. It just seems really arrogant to assume that we can handle or enjoy things that all alien life couldn't, like we wouldn't be equally horrified to see an alien from a planet with its own unique chemical composition and ecosystem snorting... I don't know, cyanide. I bet, like, Trisolaris would have an underground market for cyanide or something.

@snackcakesmcgee7729

3 жыл бұрын

I read this one story about an alien who was horrified by the idea that you can transplant organs from one human to another. Ever heard of a hydra? Not the mythological creature, the actual animal. They can regrow from a single cell. If you push one through a sieve, or stick it in a blender, or something, you end up with a hundred new hydras.

@anthonymontague756

3 жыл бұрын

I find it an interesting take on the more common reverse trope where humans are baseline nothing with no special abilities and basically every other race is like Superman or something

@lordtabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@snackcakesmcgee7729 my God

@arcalyte4905

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonymontague756 we're so normal that we don't have any crippling weaknesses, the carapace dudes perish without their slime, meanwhile we're fucking VENOMOUS

@Number1JettDawsonShrimp

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, but I also find that "Humans As Space Orcs" stuff is a lot funnier if you consider it less as aliens giving factually accurate interpretations of human behaviour/physiology and moreso as them wildly misinterpreting basic human concepts in ways that sound terrifying out of context

"Sir we shot the humans arm off" "good he we can move in now" "no sir. He just cussed at us tied off his stump and kept killing us..."

@zacharyferguson1139

3 жыл бұрын

"Sir, remember that human we disemboweled last month?" "Of course. One of their first casualties in that skirmish." "He's here again." "..." "..." "How the hell-" "We don't know, sir." *From outside the walls* "You should've gone for the head, bitches!"

@DHTGK

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i could survive having most of my insides torn out

@zacharyferguson1139

3 жыл бұрын

@@DHTGK In the historical account of Rasputin, he was cut open by one of his many female victims in the middle of the street and simply picked up his viscera, shoved them back in and got stitched up. This was years before his infamous death.

@DHTGK

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not Rasputin and I swear that dude is on some seriously strong painkillers 24/7

@zacharyferguson1139

3 жыл бұрын

@@DHTGK I cannot dispute that, he was always hopped up on something. Literally taught people that in order to atone for sin you had to constantly commit it. And while he was a bit of an outlier, so are the people who lift cars off of kids with adrenaline rushes. We're just talking about what's technically possible with humanity. We're weirdly OP.

Alien: I can handle anything, but that thing. That thing scares me. *Shaky finger points to a drooling baby*

@MilodicMellodi

3 жыл бұрын

I like the thought that some aliens would see human babies as a biological hazard, and adult humans as more manageable biological hazards. We’re like...space scorpions!

@Astro_Aladfar

3 жыл бұрын

What about a 'bruping' baby? That would certainly haunt their dreams. XP

technically, if it is affecting them on contact, and doesnt need to be injected, its a poison, not a venom.

@nuclearsynapse5319

3 жыл бұрын

As we define it, it's just bacteria. Technically speaking though the bacteria was "injected" into the Burg through the carrier saliva, as the saliva broke through the protective slime layer. It would be like me tearing off a chunk of your skin and splashing venom on the wound. I didn't use a syringe, but your bloodstream now has venom in it. The one odd thing here is that aliens treat venom and bacteria as similar antigens. Bacteria is alive and uses the body in a parasitic manner to reproduce rapidly. Venom is a catalyst that destroys our proteins, which explains why some venoms are so deadly even with only a bit. Some catalysts don't deform after they perform their reactions, while others only have a limited number they can perform before becoming useless.

@cookie856

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearsynapse5319 And some bacteria produce venom upon dying! (Yes tethanos, I think of you, I know you'll die if your not in our stomach where you're innofensive)

@errorabortretry3694

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think the proper word is Toxin, because it can be microbiologically based.

@VaughanRoderick

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't venomous vs poisonous about method of distribution? Wouldn't we be technically venomous much in the same way that there's cobra's that spit venom and are labelled, scientifically, as venomous?

@cookie856

3 жыл бұрын

@@VaughanRoderick Simple distinction for everyone : If it bites you and make you sick, it's venenous. If you bite it and it makes you sick, it's poisonous.

*OI, 'UMIES AIN'T ORKY, U IZ KRUZIN' FO' A KRUMPIN', YA ZOGGIN' GITZ!*

@tactic34wot52

3 жыл бұрын

DATZ ROIGHT! DEYZ SLIMEN GROTS COMPARED TA UZ! ROIGHT AND PROPA ORKZ IZ DA TOUFEST IN DA GALAXY!

@gabriel0santiago

3 жыл бұрын

Xenos....

@tactic34wot52

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabriel0santiago KRUMPIN TIME UMMIE!I JUZT BINGED ALL DIS!

@HaloInverse

3 жыл бұрын

BEIN' ORKY AN TUFF IZ A LADDAH, SEE? 'UMIES AIN'T ORKY FACED WIF BOYZ AN' NOBZ, BUT DERE'Z LOTZ AN LOTZ OF SQUISHY GITZ OUT DERE WOTZ *LESS* ORKY DAN 'UMIES IZ! ALL DEM SQUISHY GITZ IZ TOO *BORING* TO FIGHT! DAT MAKES 'UMIES A TINY BIT ORKY, CUZ DEY FIGHT BACK WEN YA KRUMP 'EM! DEY'S GOOD FUN!

@hardcoreholman303

3 жыл бұрын

THE INQUISITION WAS RIGHT TO SEND ME HERE. IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME I WILL PURGE THE FOUL XENOS FROM THIS COMMENT SECTION. AVAE IMPERITOR.

From a mere dead-serious insult in some cultures on earth, to literally deadly insult in the galaxy. Cool.

"It was only bacteria, after all. Venom and bacteria are not the same thing." What if they ARE the same thing on other planets? What if "venom" in extraterrestrial species is just a bacterial cocktail, and there is no natural equivalent to venom on other planets?

@theonejackal89

Жыл бұрын

Possibly. Venom in other planets possibly could be considered an expulsion of bacteria. Both to help against bacterial infection and as defense. It's probably what classified the humans as venemous in the first place.

I love this idea. Assuming that earth was a death world and then working backwards from there is refreshing. So many authors assume the abundance of earth's ecosystem is relatively low and simple on the galactic scale, but we evolved alongside lions and elephants. Other worlds might not have enough different types of venom that they have to classify them separately

Human jumps out of dune buggy naked with two hatchets and a can of white claw, as the rest of his crew are about to be summary executed planet side for some shit they didn't do. Human proceeds to shout "There's no laws when we're drinkin' WHITE CLAWS!" Chugs the entire can, crushes it against his head, and draws his hatchets. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"

@josephtheoracle3344

3 жыл бұрын

Florida

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

*"WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"*

@DeathHead1358

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephtheoracle3344 Florida Man would be a WMD

@bloodangel19

3 жыл бұрын

Waaaagh *

@xilpes6254

3 жыл бұрын

LOUDERR CLEETUS LOUDER!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH

"If I choose to I could snap these chains with my bare hands" Reminded me of "I can break these cuffs" "You can't break those cuffs"

Hear me out lads - we can use Llamas for biological warfare

@drewahrens3141

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section is too fucking funny, oh my god.

@psoodoe9897

3 жыл бұрын

What about llama bodies with human heads for proper spitting power?

@adtopkek4826

3 жыл бұрын

Llama's? Use Camels. They will spit at you when they are happy, they will spit at you when they are mad, and they will spit at you when their are bored. Evil creatures really.

@ulysaucedo6945

3 жыл бұрын

A llama? He's supposed to be dead.

@ballsacsincorp

2 жыл бұрын

@@adtopkek4826 that's a wild cannon. Can't waste precious spit

SPIT ON HIM SPIT ON THE NON BELIEVERS MY BRUDDAHS

Human make weapons of mass destruction and inhumane weapons of death The Galactic Federation: sleep Human spit on the ground The Galactic Federation: that's a space war crime and a declaration of war you just committed

I LOVE "Humans are space orcs", those stories are FUNNY AS HELL, and so... PLEASE DO MORE PRETTY PLEASE?

If human saliva is this bad I wonder what the kemano dragon saliva would do

@gabriel0santiago

3 жыл бұрын

S-class biologic weapon

@hasanmuttaqin464

3 жыл бұрын

they hunt komodo as if mf is a legendary poison dragon

@TeamKillerCody

3 жыл бұрын

Komodo Dragon I dated a girl that that thought it was Kimono Dragon, like the dress.

@leia3618

3 жыл бұрын

Probably immediately start melting them

@lunachris3094

3 жыл бұрын

@@hasanmuttaqin464 The alien's equivalent of Xenomorph

just wait till they realize some humans can vomit on command with their pure stomach acid and the bacteria that live within it. i know this is true because i can do this. stress causes me to have heartburn. massive heartburn cuz it makes more stomach acid the more stressed i get. the stomach acid is painful which makes me more stressed. if im suddenly caught off guard and scared or i snap i can spit said stomach acid pretty far. so if i can do this then im assuming many other humans can as well.

@valerfox2155

3 жыл бұрын

How long have you been a Xman?

@immortal_shrooms6757

3 жыл бұрын

you're now an avenger

@josephtheoracle3344

3 жыл бұрын

my man has gastroesophageal reflux deiseise. ive got it too. its also called gerd and 3 million people are diagnosed a year

@MrDeathBunny

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty good at projectile vomiting, been doing since I was born. Also have gerd, so that might explain it.

@baronvonkaiser9912

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrDeathBunny its very painful. if i could take away that ability to not have to deal with the pain and the cancer that comes with it id gladly do it.

Me: I’m not an orc, I don’t like war and violence Also me: there’s tastier animals out there? *wants to eat them* Also me: we’re immune to most space disease? *starts experimenting* Also me: I can hold up a liquor store with my spit off-world? *strongly considers it*

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

3 жыл бұрын

So maybe we have the chaotic energy of orcs.

@adtopkek4826

3 жыл бұрын

Oh also humans drink literal poison for fun (alcohol) and have competitions to see who can drink the most poison.

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

3 жыл бұрын

@@adtopkek4826 don't forget caffeine which is dangerous for most animals but is addictive to humans.

@adtopkek4826

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 You are right. Causes heart attacks in most things and humans rely on it.

@remainprofane7732

3 жыл бұрын

Ghutts McKenzie It makes you GO FASTER. Heart = important, getting to work on time = vital.

Human: Ha! If you think *our* spit is bad, you should read up on the giant lizard on our planet we call a "Kimodo Dragon;" you won't ever look at saliva the same way again. Alien: AND YOU PEOPLE JUST _LIVE_ WITH THESE THINGS?!?

@drewahrens3141

3 жыл бұрын

that last line got me laughing really hard.

@Attaxalotl

4 ай бұрын

I mean, they mostly stay on one island. They are physically capable of leaving if they wanted to, but for whatever reason they just don't want to.

Just wait for them to learn that we can survive temperature as low as -30 degrees below freezing Fahrenheit and up to 50 degrees Fahrenheit almost bpiling

@ale6530

3 жыл бұрын

@@colinsmith1495 oh yeah I meant celcius

@alexboyer6691

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was confused when you said 50 Fahrenheit was almost boiling, and boiling is actually over 200 degrees

@Mastermile

3 жыл бұрын

Water boils at 100 degrees celsius though, so 50 degrees is the mid point between freezing and boiling.

@FrancisR420

3 жыл бұрын

What's more confusing than writing Fahrenheit instead of Celsius is switching to Celsius halfway through the comment

@zakosist

3 жыл бұрын

Can you survive -30 degrees without clothes over time? (that would really surprise me). If you include clothes I think we can survive even colder than that and polar explorers have done it

Meanwhile, humans are like: bro, you should see what a komodo dragon can do.

"OIM GUNNA SPIT ON YOU SPACE MARINE!" -some guy shouting at an Ork in an alternate 40k universe

Deep down I always knew it. Time to embrace my Ork heritage and... foight 'da gud WAAAGH!

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

3 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

@Loreman72

3 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAGH!

@thelordofdice3932

Жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!

I like the different perspective on the humans and aliens dynamic. Where it seems humans are usually put at some kind of disadvantage, the whole space orcs thing flips it around, if a bit much in the other direction. Like the idea of a physically weaker and more frail species that never developed an adrenaline equivalent being terrified of an enraged human mid-adrenaline dump is the opposite of what you’d usually see.

Fun fact, the saliva glands are actually venom glands, and in a few generations, it's predicted that they will start up again.

@dylanmorris5352

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it technically the other way around, as in venom glands evolved from saliva glands?

@Aesirfollower2020

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was backwards 😅

@1992jkwj

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmorris5352 it kind of went like this: rudimentary saliva glands > rudimentary venom glands then forks back into saliva glands and into venom glands

@stixx9400

3 жыл бұрын

Reject monke, return to lizard

What I find funny is that this would actually be something a traditional (Tolkien) Orc could do, as due to their cannibalistic diet and nasty-ness, they’d probably kill a fellow in one bite.

Alien Assassins going through the black market like: "I'm gonna need 8 vials of human saliva. Freshly extracted if you can."

@OswaldM_14

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good DND item if the characters were aliens lol Rogue: "Yeah give me your strongest poison" Black market merchant: "I got a fresh shipment of human saliva recently but judging by your looks I don't think you can afford it"

@wintekowa5889

3 жыл бұрын

Now i feel like selling my saliva should be a felony.

@FrancisR420

3 жыл бұрын

Part of that I look forward to the most is the aliens method for stimulating the humans salvatory gland.

@weebjeez

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrancisR420 Unfortunately, they learned about Pavlov from our records. After the first couple weeks, it gets less fun.

@elainegoates9792

3 жыл бұрын

No can do, but I have some from a komodo

Fun fact: Saliva has special properties that increases healing rate. Which is why a cut or wound in your mouth will heal faster than a wound on your arm or leg.

Well, yeah, there is a reason if someone bites you antibiotics are a must. I always wondered why our own saliva doesn't affect our own wounds but another human's not so much.

@ryrandom8785

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t effect our own wounds because we already have the diseases present in our saliva, but the other person might not. You are infecting them.

I really like this HASO universe, and your narration of it is great. Moar please.

if they called me toxic i would find it disrespectful.

Thankyou for actually narrating the stories instead of being lazy af with v2t

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

I really dislike voice to text. I can't stand listening to them when they don't have any emotion. I'm glad you're enjoying my narration!

@AnthonyR007

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 bro, your narration is goated, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a professional voice actor ngl

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

Its definitely my goal to one day reach that point ^u^

@elainegoates9792

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 I agree. Thank you

Beautiful. And, agreeing with another comment, just wait till they find out our saliva can actually help our wounds...

@galenjones9529

3 жыл бұрын

Urine is a better disinfectant.

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

3 жыл бұрын

@@galenjones9529 well sterile urine, but as soon as it gets released it becomes contaminated.

@zakosist

3 жыл бұрын

But how can saliva be harmful and healing at the same time? Due to our natural instinct of sucking on a wound when we get injured I would assume it has mostly healing power

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakosist mainly because our mouth contains a lot of bacteria that would likely be harmful if it gets into our bloodstream.

@zakosist

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 Then doesn't It get into our bloodstream when we suck on our wounds?

We classified Komodo dragons the same way

Best way to listen is to get High and then zone out and just listen.

One thing by Tom Scott was similar you know, the whole thing of humans being irrational being an arguably beneficial thing, as well as being highly adaptable

just wait until they find out that we can actually lift somewhere close to like 10 tons or some super heavy shit. BUT we are only restricted by the strength of our bones, and our brain puts a subconscious limit on the strength of our muscles (reduced with adrenaline hence why you get stronger when in flight or flight) because if our muscles exerted full strength, our bones would snap.

@crabspriteberry9572

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit dude.

@demonickiller6315

3 жыл бұрын

@@crabspriteberry9572 im not sure the exact number but yeah, muscles are really fucking strong and are resticted by the bones

@crabspriteberry9572

3 жыл бұрын

Also "Flight or flight" XD

@demonickiller6315

3 жыл бұрын

@@crabspriteberry9572 yeah im just a moron lol

@crabspriteberry9572

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonickiller6315 Lol, I'm not hating on you

It should be Humans are Space Komodo Dragons 🤣😂🤣 May you be blessed... By and For the Algorithm...

@elainegoates9792

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@mlgproplayer2915

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

I have just binged every video you've made thus far, it's really great stuff and I hope you keep doing it! I love the Humans are space orcs genre so much.

I had been missing the HASO stories, and your channel has scratched that itch wonderfully

"Venom and Bacteria aren't the same thing" Laughs in Komodo Dragon.

Fun fact: My spit burns slightly to whoever I lick.

@chocolatbownie35

3 жыл бұрын

That's... slightly unnerving

@basrengangetch.2042

3 жыл бұрын

might want to check the pH level for the off chance of needing an acid to ward off aggressive aliens

@maximkusanagi

3 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatbownie35 my licks went from a mild burn to moderate irritation. ouo

@hello_i_exist_uwu

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximkusanagi update?

@maximkusanagi

2 жыл бұрын

@@hello_i_exist_uwu My spit can cause low grade infections now if exposed to open wounds or sensitive mucus linings like the eye.

Listening to you narrate this reminds me of all the early inconsistencies in my stories lol. Love listening though. You do an amazing job! :)

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

Your writing has definitely improved since then!

I love how Komodo Dragons are always being brought up in the comment section, it's great.

wow the algorithm is fast didn't even get the ping before this was reccomended

their reaction if they find out how humans reproduce after that happened....i'd pay to see that...oh lord

You style is one of the best and your choices are great keep it up

Another winner. For the algorithm

some carapace if a person can just bite through it without chipping a tooth

@dudebruh8534

3 жыл бұрын

F*kn lol, in that aliens standerd they probibly consider it a carapiece

I know that these are a ton of work, and I don't know what your life situation is, but I wanted you to know that I miss your stories. They were the first online HFY stories I stumbled into and I still find them some of the best. 🙂 If you never make another video, thank you for the content you've already made. If you do make more, then many, many thanks.

@hanswurst2189

Жыл бұрын

Same, she provided one of the best sci-fi ideas ever. I wish she'd make more of them

No, please, call me venomous, it sounds badass!

This is awesome, please make more

That captain is a right bamf, his entire team got threatened by an alien and the first thing he thinks is "that shoulder looking real tasty" GOD DAMN

I just found this channel and I love it! Idk if you ever write your own stories but I have a suggestion if you do, that fact that humans turned a 180lb pile of fur and teeth into a Chihuahua. Basically the idea of domestication. It’s pretty crazy when you think about it. The idea of livestock is less crazy but the fact we turned the wolf into our perfect companion is way more out there.

So we're like the space equivalent of komodo dragons?

@FrancisR420

3 жыл бұрын

I think Komodo dragons are the space equivalent of Komodo dragons

@MilodicMellodi

3 жыл бұрын

I’d probably say humans in the WASO-verse are potentially what the Blue Shadow Virus was in the Star Wars-verse.

@mill2712

3 жыл бұрын

@@MilodicMellodi WASO? Shouldn't be HASO?

@MilodicMellodi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mill2712 I meant it as “We Are So Awesome”, but “Humans Are So Awesome” does sound better lol

I'm excited for the next video!

This is so cool! I love the “humans are space orcs” posts, they give me ideas for my sci fi writing. Also nice drawing! :D

My recomended actually led me to a very interesting short story. Nicely done.

* light snickers * hearphone All jokes aside, great job, Willow! (Although I would like to see the finished art that you're working on in the background)

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

XD I have to finish the thing before even I can see the end product lol I'll hopefully have it done by the end of the day though

Waaaaaaaggghhhhhh???????? Or is it The Emperor Protects WAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH?

The youtube algorithm sent me, and I have greedily sucked up every video avaliable. So much fan literature is robot read, your readings are clear and well paced. I hope to listen more from you, the work is great!

Nice to see other people keeping the Humans are Space Orcs series alive when Seymour pretty much scrapped it.

jfc i had the exact reactiong the aliens expected. i Am the humans from the stories oh no. these are my fave tho.

Just found this, WOW!! It’s crazy to think humans could be that “venomous” to another species!! >_>

Starfall's HASO stories and short stories are always amazing and definitely worth a subscribe

Dunno why, but my mind jumped to the Ugandan knuckles meme. "SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS"

I had never heard of this before now and it is fucking hilarious.

Today I remembered that I'm a Komodo Dragon.

There's somethin' I'd never considered to explore. Wild.

I hope one day you’ll revive the channel again! I know life can get in the way sometimes and things can get hectic and times can change, I hope you’re still doing well and that one day we will get another episode! Your channel will continue to explode the more you write! On behalf of all the subs on here, PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

There’s something I need from you and I don’t know quite how to put it and I don’t wish to waste your time so instead of going on and on I’ll just come out and say it mooooorrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!! Please and thank you

I love it

your voice is oddly relaxing, an interesting parallel to the horrifying scenarios being described

Ok now that was hilarious 😂. Imagine human spit being as dangerous as xenomorph blood.

More pls 👍

Not sure why this appeared in my recommended, but it kept me until the end. What an amusing tale.

Just wait till they realize we share our "venom" as a form of intimacy

Humans are Space Orcs: Humans are suddenly almost Kryptonians, they left Earth finding out that the galaxy is full of space wussies.

All fun and games till an alien sees a mother clean her child’s face with her own saliva, and the child merely responds with discomfort

Me, venomous?! HAHAHA You should meet some of the creatures we have called rattlesnakes, cobras, and taipans...and don't get me started on these little frogs in the Amazon or a wide selection of ocean-dwelling creatures.

I have been blessed with the KZread recommendation algorithm I subscribed

Now I want to see an fps game set in the universe of "Humans are space orcs"

I love the idea of humans being the orcs of the universe! Especially when you consider how strong we are/can be to survive on earth. Not to mention it's a welcome change of pace from "the tiny week human was beaten by the (insert dumb alien here) because we not stronk ;o;"

If you hear a snorting sound followed by a throat rumble the human is warning you that it's about to launch a toxic projectile.

thank you for making the video! i love "humans are space orcs" stories :)

Humans: Guys, it's just bacteria. NOT venom. Aliens: W-what do you classify as venom?

Makes me wonder what threat level they would consider Black Mambas at

@aleisterlavey9716

3 жыл бұрын

A1 Danger Noodle