Advanced Aliens: "Humans have terrible attention spans!" ADHD Humans hyperfocussing for 7 hours straight: "You underestimate my power"

@chrishale7480

3 жыл бұрын

Same with autism. I think I managed to work on something for a full 24 hours once.

@theaveragecomment1014

3 жыл бұрын

Nvm turns out I probably have both.

@conspiracypanda1200

3 жыл бұрын

@@theaveragecomment1014 I have both and I have finished Bioshock 2 in a single 11 hour sitting on the same day I bought it...

@chrishale7480

3 жыл бұрын

@@theaveragecomment1014 no, no it’s not.

@theaveragecomment1014

3 жыл бұрын

@@conspiracypanda1200 Damn the best I got is reading and finishing an entire book for a day. Although thats probably because I like books more than games lol

"You're not going INTO an asteroid field?" "They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?"

@elainegoates9792

3 жыл бұрын

Humans in a nutshell

@RadarLeon

3 жыл бұрын

any one following them "We'll never see that ship again" few weeks later "Everyone panics as the 'indestructible' terran ship is spotted again"

@danielyoung7534

3 жыл бұрын

@Ярослав Л no .7 Mr spock

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

@Ярослав Л Never tell us the odds!

@snapeinvader6208

3 жыл бұрын

​@Ярослав Л "Huh, thought you were going to say a million to one." "....and you WERE STILL GOING TO DO IT!?"

I like to imagine that on a port city somewhere in the galaxy there's just a shady dude in an alley wearing a trench coat and glasses occasionally stopping alien passers by asking them " hey kid, you wanna buy some dopamine? "

@Kritical_Blink

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please… I seem to be deficient…

@lilyfelicity5358

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are they killing humans to get it?

@justaninternetfool451

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey man, I don't make the stuff I just sell it"

@zeroedout1901

3 жыл бұрын

yo i WISH i had more dopamine

@dariusgalvan680

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeroedout1901 me to

“From the Intergalactic Journal of Mechanics and Biology: ‘Pro-Gamer Moves’”

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

XD not gonna lie, had to read that out loud for myself

@kdrapertrucker

Жыл бұрын

A journal that covers just the captain, robot leg, one eye, computer access socket all in a human.

"how much human did you snort" *Happy crying from a mass of tentacles*

@juggernautbam2253

3 жыл бұрын

My question is how do they even get it though.

@seichipauljimenez977

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggernautbam2253 the term 'black market' should ring some bells

@jbblades2835

3 жыл бұрын

Aw dude! You didn’t save any for us!

@danielyoung7534

3 жыл бұрын

It's the space equivalent of licking a frog

@donanthebarbarian5177

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggernautbam2253 artificial synthesis of a chemical is fairly easy, finding a chemical like dopamine with nothing but trial and error would take forever but take a small sample from a human or other earth creature brain and it's not too hard to mass produce.

"The captain shout what Krill notice as a war-cry" Let me guess: WAAAGH?

@bruhdenegressive7887

3 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that was a total war warhammer reference

@drakegreenough4338

3 жыл бұрын

We are 'da greenest an’ 'da meanest

@dannybryant1114

3 жыл бұрын

Or .... YEEEEHAAAAW!!!!

@jeffreyhueseman7061

3 жыл бұрын

Try immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

@errorabortretry3694

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just completely glad it wasn't prefaced with "Hey Y'all watch this!" ... They would have hit the first rock.

Lmao, that ending. Humans now sells Dopamine to other species that want to get "high".

@joshuaguerrero4358

3 жыл бұрын

Dear god, i can only imagine

@starmada105

3 жыл бұрын

Me too kid

@juggernautbam2253

3 жыл бұрын

Humans, the living drug factory.

@TheBlackAntagonist

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggernautbam2253 Me, scratching and looking like a depressed meat puppet: Y'all got any more of that Dopamine?

@EnergyBurst2

3 жыл бұрын

That actually was kind of a grime outcome in my mind since unless they have a method to synthesize dopamine that would mean they would likely have to harvest it from living humans which is quite a grim thought.

people with adhd or autism would blow the alien's minds, since we can hyper-focus even relative to other humans

@ZephanyZephZeph

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking. The ability to hyperfocus and obsess at the exchange of sensitivities and social deficiencies, makes it seem like what some may call an illness or something gone wrong just a side-grade. As is with the intent in calling it neurodivergence, which is much more apt than treating anyone's mind like an illness.

@ianquinn6814

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZephanyZephZeph imagine mixing hyper focus with adderall (no idea how to spell it)

@dreadmothpenumbra84

3 жыл бұрын

ADHD Kids Rise Up!

@DoomickthePancake

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same! "Some humans have different neuronal pathways and wiring from their counterparts, adding to the oddity that is humankind. These humans seem to constantly be in a dopamine deficiency and there attention spam is even shorter than the average human, sometimes not even lasting long enough for the human to realise it is doing something. On the other hand, these humans can enter "The Zone" on a heightened level. They call it hyperfocus. [...]"

@MechaNexus

3 жыл бұрын

I just think we're remnants of a highly specialised class of humans dedicated to focusing on things from our hunting/predation days that somehow haven't found a place in a modern setting.

"Humans have terrible attention spans" ADHD after an 8 hour research binge "Ok time for coff.... why is it dark outside?"

@codebracker

3 жыл бұрын

The min-max focus build

@johnneisser9963

3 жыл бұрын

@@codebracker I never thought of it that way.

@johnneisser9963

3 жыл бұрын

mine was a writting binge and 10 hours.

@slicknick1730

2 ай бұрын

People on Minecraft be like.... Dark why dark? Was just light. Looks at clock... OH!?

Any chance this series will be animated, i would love to see the "they are bright fucking pink" ep animated.

@Tigerof2000

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@malcanthetduffy3613

3 жыл бұрын

Seconded.

@notarussian5589

3 жыл бұрын

I'll give that a third

@csmrookie9600

3 жыл бұрын

A fourth for me as well then.

@carterwalters5915

3 жыл бұрын

I'm here as fifth

"Humans are the universes new high." That killed me for a few seconds ngl

@elijahaitaok8624

3 жыл бұрын

“Whatup my glip glops! Free samples of crystalline dopamine, 86 hijuns a klam after this.”

Finally another one. Humans are space orcs is a fun series.

@therealme1362

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is, I just went on a binge of them

@supermal65-20

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealme1362 same

@Bladerunner5146

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@alphamorion4314

3 жыл бұрын

Especially this series, with these characters

@cypher_black9852

3 жыл бұрын

This is literally better than every book, anime, movie or game Ive ever seen. 20/10 it’s fricking awesome. Feels like I won the lottery watching this series, thank you diamondWillow

I love getting into "the zone", the amount of happiness one feels when he surpasses all the odds is something unreal, it's like betting against the universe with less than a 1% chance of winning, AND WINNING PERFECTLY

@kamirostorino9416

2 жыл бұрын

I tend to get into that zone whenever I go full contact sparring at European equivalent of HEMA club or when I do challenge runs in SoulsBorne series

Can confirm The Zone exists, and every time in enter it I forget to blink.

@baha17222

3 жыл бұрын

same. By the time i notice my eye is already blood shot

I dont remember what its called, but there is a similar set of stories to these on Reddit where an Alien species tries to take over earth only to get taken out by the natural wild life and weather conditions, I would love to hear you read those stories as well!

@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise

3 жыл бұрын

Could you provide a link for that set of stories? I’d like to read it.

@DWal32

3 жыл бұрын

i think there was also a movie where aliens invaded, but water turned out to be extremely toxic to them

@Rougesteelproject

3 жыл бұрын

@@DWal32 Sounds like War of the Worlds, where they all get a bacteria infection and die.

@DRave311

3 жыл бұрын

Ill see if I can find it, its an OLD link somewhere though

@DragonPriem

3 жыл бұрын

Earth is space Australia

Now I'm picturing: "Hit it." * Paranoid by Black Sabbath starts playing full blast *

@rayanderson5797

3 жыл бұрын

In that situation, I would have gone with 'Kickstart my Heart'.

@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayanderson5797 damn I didn't even think about that

@corran100

3 жыл бұрын

Thunderstruck by ACDC

@renewalacumen1770

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Warthog Run.

@lzrshark617

3 жыл бұрын

Adding '7 Nation Army' to this list

I swear, the fact that someone has not already made a show or series depicting humans as space orcs is a shame, so much untapped potential, but with your videos it gives me hope that someone will pick it up. Your voice really brings out the best of the story

@antip3rion857

3 жыл бұрын

I have found a couple other KZread channels that do stories humans are space orcs and stories like it I could pass them on if you would like. I dont think any of those ones are doing this set of stories which is awesome though

@robertwalker5794

3 жыл бұрын

Have you not seen Warhammer 40K lore?

@antip3rion857

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertwalker5794 I have heard it’s excellent many times but I haven’t gotten around to looking any of it up yet

@robertwalker5794

3 жыл бұрын

@@antip3rion857 It really is. I highly recommend Arch Warhammer as I think he is the best lore channel though, I will admit he’s a bit controversial but I don’t care.

@septicsauce322

3 жыл бұрын

@@antip3rion857 There is also luetin, 40k theories, and Bricky. Sadly, it isn't as whack as this HFY (dark/gold age stuff). Still pretty cool though.

I would love to see a short on an aliens reaction to Warhammer 40K. Not a video in Warhammer 40K, but Krill learning about the lore and just being terrified at the imagination of humanity to create something so terrifying and bat-shit crazy.

@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275

2 жыл бұрын

And then seeing Orks, and a human going "Is this how you see us?!"

I am so happy that the algorithm is beginning to favor you. Just don't feel the need to force content out or burn yourself out as your channel grows!

@juggernautbam2253

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no, take as much time as needed for this series. (Personally not a fan of the MLP stuff, but hey, if you like drawing it then continue with it)

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the support! Not all drawings will be mlp worry not, next couple of drawings will be more dragon art ^u^

@leia3618

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 yay dragons!!

@AugustoEL

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 Personally don´t really like mlp but I like your style, would love to see how you draw any of the aliens of this stories, drev and addaptoids are my favorites. Would like to sy why but that goes to close to spoiler territory. 2 questions 1) If you read more than what you recorded wich is your favorite race? 2) I can´t wait to the first contact "arc" (to call it something).

@Hunter-fs1nj

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondwillow1191 dragons are cool, horses are cool. What is the term, “do as thou wilt”? Though I prefer “Tat vam asi” or colloquially: “that which is”. I think; if you challenged yourself to do an anatomical version of a Pegasus, even of your OCs, no one here would raise an eyebrow. Your line work is there honey

What's cool about those stories is that even if the way they depict humans is always a bit exagerated , because they show the "best" of the humans , even the best of our worst traits if that makes sense but it inspires me to try and be like that and not just mediocre like we usually settle for. So that in the eventuality that we go to space and meet alien, those stories become true.

Me: *finishes the playlist of humans are space orcs* youtube front page: there is another

One of the first times I experienced this was in highschool. I was on my last day for a short story of your preffered topic, and while I had a basic outline, I had not hardly started. In 30 minutes, I cranked out a story so good I got a 3.5 (A+) From the strictest english teacher in lincoln highschool. She was actually impressed with what I had pumped out in half an hour, and I thought it wasn't that good. To this day, however, I have tried whenever I get an inspiration going, and many more flowstate writings have impressed the youtube comments sections. And yes, I AM writing a book.

@cajunghost7387

3 жыл бұрын

I did the same back in college. I forgot to write a story or report for a class then I would remember an hour before class and write a paper that netted me an A. If I wrote one in advance I would get a lower grade. LOL.

@EB-fc2mp

3 жыл бұрын

I spent several nights in the library at university in a flowstate just reading books and pumping out thousands of words in a few short hours.

@NanoNovaBlast

3 жыл бұрын

The power of doing things last minute!

@SkyboxMonster

3 жыл бұрын

when writing my first and only story. I was listening to the "spin me right round" song on repeat. the music seeming to "unlock" more brain power for me to write with. songs without words are better for this.

When I read that Captain vil gave a warcry, all I could hear was "LEEROY JERKINS!"

Alien : *have a catalog of all biological functions of other aliens* Human biology: Imma destroy this mans whole career

"Shoot to thrill, play to kill Too many women with too many pills, said Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will 'Cause I shoot to thrill, and I'm ready to kill I can't get enough and I can't get my fill I shoot to thrill, play to kill Yeah!!!!!"

It seems I'm almost immediately on videos on release nowadays.... I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!

Hittin that Doom Music to not die. Respect.

I subbed a day ago and already new content. I am blessed.

About Krill being dizzy and falling to the floor when deflated; I've just assumed the U.S.S. Stabby has false gravity systems, since the sleeping episode described comfy sleeping positions instead of strapping in like I.S.S. or space shuttle astronauts have to do.

@elijahaitaok8624

3 жыл бұрын

Could be the case of the leviathan wakes? Flying the ship fast enough to create artificial gravity?

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahaitaok8624 that requires constant acceleration, so no. The only momentum-based artificial gravity pheasible is a rotating ring, A La _the martian._

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahaitaok8624 so it's probably just Sci-fi tech. Alternatively, all magnetic fields do in fact produce a sort of repulsion effect to all matter, albeit much weaker than normal magnetism. It could be that thr human artificial gravity systems are just MASSIVE magnets in the cieling, but that would mess with radio comms and electronics big time, not to mention pull every ferrous asteriod within 30 feet to slam into you, So I doubt it's that. It's probably just unnamed scifi tech artificial gravity on the U.S.S. Stabby.

@elijahaitaok8624

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 I remember hearing somewhere that such a constant rate of acceleration is possible, even the time it takes to get from the asteroid belt to Titan is accurate for such acceleration too. While it seems pretty far fetched today remember that even the Write brothers thought that intercontinental flight wouldn’t happen for at least ten thousand years.

@MunkeyDong

3 жыл бұрын

One way to handle this could be similar to the way the expanse does. For the first half of the trip you are constantly accelerating, with the ship laid out so the direction of travel is 'up' compared to the way the crew stand. Then for the second half of the trip you flip the ship around and constantly decelerate until you arrive. Granted that only works during transit and also granted somone will doubtless comment and point out how wrong I've gotten this.

Now I would like to see you do one of these Krill adventures with Humans story to have a segment on Nerodivergents such as ADHD. Another episode Idea would be to have the crew visit the elderly Humans and or Human children so that Krill can learn more about humans in those time periods of there lives. (It would be funny to see how Krill manages with some human children wanting to learn as much about Krill since Krill's most likely the first non-human sapient the children have seen.)

@johnneisser9963

3 жыл бұрын

it would be funny but there is alien reports on daycare already.

I love this series. Every time a new one comes out I go through the whole playlist again. "In the zone" as it were 😉

great channel, found you a few days ago. I used to love when PM Seymour read this on his channel.

6:10 *I need a hero plays on the background.*

@henrypaleveda7760

3 жыл бұрын

thank you, what song would you [lay if you were wired into a spaceship- I'd probably do something like "Gimme the Prize"

I've got to say, you're my favorite Humans are Space Orcs/HFY reader, and this series of stories is some of the best

As always, this is an amazing series. Something that would be neat is if you and P.M.Seymour worked together on Humans are Space Orcs. Also I wonder on how aliens would react to the idea of orcs.

Love these stories so much. Humans really are strange and terrifying things aren't we?

The grin and face that the captain had, I remember it on my face in certain situations. I love listening to the series, when I drinking some ☕

I need THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR... To be animated and voice acted, because tbh, it sounds fucking baller...

Imagine having a healthy nervous system that actually provides enough quantities of dopamine for you to function correctly lmao This comment was made by the depression gang

@henrypaleveda7760

3 жыл бұрын

f for the depression gang and a word of advise for those who want it, "motivation doesn't come from feeling like doings something, it's an inspiration to do more, often coming about after already working toward a goal -something akin to momentum."

@cageybee7221

3 жыл бұрын

imagine living in a society designed for people rather than industry, where depression is not nearly so induced in the population and is properly treated when it does.

@empty_thesaurus

3 жыл бұрын

@@cageybee7221 what a silly suggestion lmao, love that kinda comedy fiction!

@misko5877

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yea, depression gang!

Man I really want to see this animated!

bruh, finished watching the playlist like 5 minutes ago only to find a new one, this shit is gold

i feel somewhat sorry for Krill but on the other hand. hes gonna have a lot of fun. human fun.

For some reason youtube recommended me one of your videos, and my god i feel in love. idk if you make yourself the short storys or if your are only curating and narrating them to us but thank you very much for your work, it is truly appreciated. Keep it up, i already shared you with all of my friends. much love

LETS Fing GOOO NEW EP POG

Love your voice and all of these stories, this one was particularly exiting and fun. Keep up the good work with your videos and don't overwork yourself fellow space orc! :)

every time the captain speaks, I can't help but imagine him as an Americanized Captain Price... What a neat character. Great reading and art, keep it up!

All of these are really solid looking forward to new ones!

I discovered this yesterday... please make more im adicted or something.

After finding this channel only earlier today, this does put a smile on my face

Finally Agh, I have been waiting for 2 hours since I binged watched your videos

These episodes make my day, thank you

I have no clue to why I got sent to you and the other "humans are space orcs" channels but I am glad it did. I love these stories.

I only just found this channel and have now binged all the videos and I'm eagerly looking forward to the next one!

I spent every day waiting *PAINFULLY* for the next installment of this series. Thank you, for my medicine. :>

found your channle recently and im loving the HFY content keep it up you have a rely good voice

I love these videos, I found them yesterday and I've watched them all now, I hope that you plan on making more.

I've discovered your channel just 3 days ago. I must say that I love what you do with humans are space orcs. Your storytelling is very good, and while others stories of the genre have either a tendency to lose the focus of the story in order to add elements to explain why humans are awesome, or they have a tendency to describe aliens as some sort of "incompetent" life-forms, the fact that you put a specific human functioning in the center of the story to develop further why it is particular (with scientific justifications, moreover) really helps to catch the "space orcs" vibe. In other words, please continue this series for as long as you can, 'cause you do it very well

“Krill wasn’t sure what he should have expected, but it surely wasn’t the frantic drum line and roll of electronic guitars” (Transformers “You got the Touch” intensifies.)

Happy week to you too! Definitely getting some C3PO and Han Solo vibes with this one. "Never tell me the odds!"

Im getting addicted and Im loving it

I’m so happy I found your channel. It’s so cool that your able write and narrate a story that takes the perspective of someone of another species and explain his experience with humans. It’s especially great that it’s not just an outside report of his finding but a personal one, with conversations and the like. I really hope you able to expand the story even further, and I’ll be eagerly waiting for the next report of doctor Krill and his adventures and realizations with the humans on the USS Stabby. On a side note I really hope your thinking on writing a book for this. I would buy that in a heartbeat. Keep it up I love this so for.

@ashtonmontgomery1536

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized from reading your about page that these aren’t your stories, but these are a fantastic narration of said stories. You have a great voice for this stuff. If you ever get the chance to talk to the writer please ask him or her if there thinking on making this a book or not. Thanks in advance.

@diamondwillow1191

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I have indeed talked with the author and he is in the process of editing and collecting all the stories together into a book ^u^

Just gonna thank you for recording these. This is fantastic. Keep it up!

these sound like watered down infantry stories

Lets goooo, i binge watched your whole channel few hours ago. Love your content

I love this series so much, and your narration is amazing!

found this channel last weak, its absolutely amazing. hope you grow even more

Aaah HAH there it is. Krill doesn't hear sounds like we do. No wonder he couldn't hear the snoring

Help, I’ve started deep diving into this series. Not only you but other creators as well, this is the most entertaining thing, to me, I’ve watched in forever.

This series is complete comedy gold, not to mention your voiceover is relaxing and engaging

Just binged all your videos, and now I'm left craving more. Oh so much more...

You have done a phenomenal job with these stories. I would love to hear more "humans are space orcs" work in the future!

Always appreciate your videos, great series here. Will be waiting for more.

Please do more videos soon! These are GREAT!!! 💚👽💚

Saw these pop up in my recommended, was unsure what to think until i clicked on the venomous saliva vid Now im hooked. The author did a great job writing this and you did the same voicing it!

Found this channel today, what a great find indeed

"In a show of deference to their most dominant male, the rest of the human crew grew silent" - this line got me. I love Krills comments! Wow youtube kept reccomending this series for me until I wached and I love it so much! I even started reading the book myself. Thanks for your work Willow, now I can't read Krills lines without hearing your voice.

Watched another channel just cause it popped up in recommended didn’t even get a quarter through the video before I couldn’t listen. I like YOUR videos of this the most nothing can beat this.

“Humans are the universe’s new high.” 😂

The whole series brought me a huge smile. Never had I thought of how peculiar humans are! Keep going! These are great! Drawings are really good aswell! hehe, made you look :)

I just recently found out about this trope of Humans are space orcs and I gotta say. I am loving your stories. Really making me appreciate our biology such as it is.

I just found this series a hour and a half ago and just listened to them all. You have a great voice for narration and kept me enthralled. I would so buy an audio book of you reading the Wheel of Time series.

"Humans were the universes new high" Nice

Good to see your channel is blowing up,hope to see more episodes since I am in love with the humans are space orks genre.

I love this and I'm super glad I found your channel keep up the good work.

I love the cadence you have reading these. It makes for very easy listening.

I absolutely love your content and won’t stop watching. I don’t know what else to say other than... “you’re doin good lad” - the amazing demoman.

I binged every episode in less than an hour, please upload more.

Just found the series Binged it all and subbed Please make more! I love this whole concept!

Really love the narration and the fact there's also the text on the screen in case i couldn't get something, definitely subbing! Also, i'm a huge fan of 'Humans are space orcs' so i'd definitely prefer more of that!

noice! great tone improvement

I love your voice! Like it fits so damn well!

Ah, these are great to listen to before bed. Interesting but relaxing, their short length is perfect, better than any audio book.

Reading is fun but hearing someone else read is in some cases even better This most definitely is one such case Thank you and please continue Also Your channel is the only one I found until now that I watched and liked all videos (out at this point in time)

Love your work, watched all your videos, recommended to friends, keep it up!

I hope you make more of these these are great and your narration gives it a nice few other channels have.

I’m happy to see another video and I look forward to your next upload!

I love the resurgence of 'Humans are space orcs' and I can highly recommend 'Earth is space australia' as well, especially the once focused on aliens meetings with earth animals. There are also a bunch of long form stories of the same style. For space orc I love 'spite' and 'compassion'

I am a big fan of what you’re doing. I love your voice and you chose an awesome story! I’m having a great time listening to the whole series and looking forward to what you have in store.

You have no right to be as good at this as you are, you're genuinely incredible!

you have made a yourself a dedicated subscribe my friend. I love this stuff.