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@Schoohness

4 жыл бұрын

HMU weenis

@peterkrug2327

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite reviews of yours are the ones where you take on religious films.

@JewsusMalone

4 жыл бұрын

Your best reaction material in quite some time, great job!

@virochanaasura8521

4 жыл бұрын

Following 'Mad Max?' That means there's a Thunder Dome in the second film. Cinema Snob, can't we get ... wait for it ... beyond Thunder Dome?

@emperortrevornorton3119

4 жыл бұрын

I killed them all and I don't feel bad about it 👏👏🙏 praise David A. R. White

"I killed them all. It was easy. I liked it..." "David, what are you doing? None of this is in the script..."

@libRteedude

4 жыл бұрын

"Not yours. (Glances toward the hotel Bible) HIS."

@jackraber

4 жыл бұрын

He forgot to say "and not just the men, but the women and children too"

@jamesrowles9249

4 жыл бұрын

David: HEY! Jesus, man!

@jeremyhall2727

Жыл бұрын

His just thinking about his past

My only complaint is this isn't called "Jason Bourne-again".

@helbent4

4 жыл бұрын

I totally made the same connection!

@sydneyslaughter7163

4 жыл бұрын

They fully intended that to be the subtitle of the third movie, but due to some aggressive copywriting, they had to change it.

@peterkrug4124

4 жыл бұрын

That's what Pureflix is going to call their James Bond knock-off.

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

👌🏻

@aurorauplinks

4 жыл бұрын

That's a creative retitled of Jason goes to hell.... or is it Jason X?

"God's not dead, but you are." That was HILARIOUS!

Nothing like watching Kevin Sorbo walk around with an Ikea rug on his back lol .

Does this mean we can hope for a "Revelation Road: Fury Road" in 20 years?

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

4 Revelation 4 Road (or however the F&F titles number their films)

@jammerfanreturns6282

3 жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3 2 Revelatory2Faithful

@MissSallyB1

2 жыл бұрын

That would certainly put a different context to "WITNESS MEEEEEEE!"

@aarondavis8943

2 жыл бұрын

Except it will be called "A sea of Songs and Fire and Ice and Glass"

@bradharrah3339

2 жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3 "Revelation 4y Road" would be my guess...

When he mentioned Fat Albert's gang, all I could hear in my head was "Pray Pray Pray!" In Fat Albert's voice

@helbent4

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha! I was going to make a roofie joke to follow this up but, man, too soon.

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

Where’s Mushmouth?

And the Lord sayeth unto his people "Who runs Bartertown? WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN??"

@frankf684

4 жыл бұрын

And I sayeth unto you master blaster is the one that runneth the town of Barter.

@freakyzed8467

3 жыл бұрын

And he therefore lifted the embargo, and it was good.

David A.R. White thinks he's making an "I'm about to kick your ass" face. But it's really more of an "I am currently peeing" face.

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

He makes me think of Elijah Wood as Frodo, he makes that kind of face a LOT.

@andrewhix9603

4 жыл бұрын

Looked more like his orgasm face which was even more disturbing.

It's a shame these movies came out before the God's Not Dead movies. I would have loved for David AR White to be Reverend Dave in this trilogy also and the story could be him and his brother John Corbett facing the apocalypse after the evil and secular ACLU had successfully proven that God IS dead and broken the universe by doing so. Kevin Sorbo could return as the Devil at some point and Reverend Jude could be a guardian angel. And wacky hijinks and shtick would be plentiful!

@Webshooters1

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds awesome and would be worth it's weight in laughs in how batshit insane it would be.

@melindoranightsilver9298

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@CrimsonAngel3275

4 жыл бұрын

Throwing this out there, but fanfiction is a thing... I'd read it.

@caverramos7581

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that sound amazing #BookItDavid

@MT-lk7qt

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a much better movie.

Kevin Sorbo clearly thought we needed sombody to at least try to be Australian in this Mad Max knockoff trilogy.

@andrewhix9603

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Sorbo should have played David AR White's role!

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

@@andrewhix9603I thought that **was** Scotty... They're amalgamating into one blobby theofascist "actor".

"God's not dead. But you are."😎

@peterkrug4124

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you did it before I did!

@randallsnyder5757

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Charles Bronson would have said in an 80's Cannon movie.

@colbystearns5238

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't make me holy, you wouldn't like me when I'm holy!"

Best Pureflix films you've ever reviewed. I didn't feel like I was being preached at the whole time.

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

It really only felt like a PureFlix movie whenever Ray Wise was talking.

@tc-tm1my

2 жыл бұрын

this is how you make a religious film. don't shove religion in it. use religion as a theme or in the plot.

@bradharrah3339

2 жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3 I think this film was not in Texas, but Missoula MonTANNNNAAAA!

"Sorbolamite" is one of the greatest lines you have ever spoken about one of the stupidest lows in a once-memorable career. I had to stop the video and rewind from laughing so much that I couldn't keep track of what was happening afterwards.

A Pureflix version of Mad Max? This should be interesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@trevornorton2531

4 жыл бұрын

Wise even as Jesus freak acts like a cult leader

@LupineShadowOmega

4 жыл бұрын

Dude they put STING in this as A VILLAIN! Why wouldn't you have him be the main character that can suddenly kick ass, it writes itself...

@madizzle90

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Max Max? ;-)

@peterkrug4124

4 жыл бұрын

I always said the Mad Max films would've been better if Max beat his enemies over the head with a giant cross.

"You can do both. You can wear the vest and pray you don't get shot in the head!"... Amen brother, amen.

You know what I want to see in one of these Rapture movies? Someone being like "THAT guy??! He got raptured?! He was an asshole!" then someone says "Yes, but you don't have to be sinless to be saved". Why do ALL of the people raptured in these movies speak and act like Ned Flanders all the time? It's not even consistent with the internal mythology and rules of their belief system.

@johnpatterson4816

2 жыл бұрын

Okay.Why is it that if Hollywood does it critics like Mike Medved denounce the sex and violence yet if PureFlix does the same thing it's fine and dandy ?

@linksbetweendrinks7032

Жыл бұрын

The average modern Christian has a belief system entirely separate from the Bible.

@TheUluxian

Жыл бұрын

@@linksbetweendrinks7032 Well these days you have a choice.. "Classic" Jesus or "Republican" Jesus....

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

@@TheUluxian I like to picture Republican Jesus armed with a full auto AR-15 that is not an M16 or M4 for reasons, keeping out the endless hordes of the entitled illegals clamoring "But we're saved!". _"Why should _*_*I*_*_ pay for _*_*YOUR*_*_ sins?!?! GET A JOB!!"_ - Republican Xenophobic Murderous Jesus (you can get killed in the afterlife, it sends you to the after-afterlife).

She didnt know her husband was a veteran, despite him, you know, wearing dog tags? lol

@caverramos7581

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't a veteran he was a super soldier

@andrewhix9603

4 жыл бұрын

Conservative Christian's assume women are stupid, useless, baby machines.

@sydneyslaughter7163

3 жыл бұрын

Nose too deep in the Bible to notice what the husband is wearing every day?

"Do you trust the vest... or god?" "If a triggers been pulled in my direction I'm trusting the vest. I trust god to stop that trigger from being pulled but the fact that this particular vest is one of many makes and models could be interpreted as proof that he's not very good at that job..." *pushes up glasses*

@NeoSaturos123

4 жыл бұрын

I think I'd have said "Both, but if I have a vest, the laws of physics protect me too. God would have to break the law of physics to save me without a vest. I don't want to force him to undermine his own creation"

We had Surfer Sting, Crow Sting, Wolfpac Sting, Joker Sting and now Biker Sting.

It makes me sad that Ray Wise has been in these movies, he is an underrated character actor.

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

Twin peaks Robocop What happened Ray?

@frankf684

4 жыл бұрын

Screw him he killed Laura Palmer.But he is a good actor.

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@frankf684 😂😂 that was Randall Flag wasn't it 😂 I know it was bob

@andrewhix9603

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly he doesn't do this for the money. He does it because he believes this shit.

@randallsnyder5757

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than working with Victor Salva.

"I thought they were going to open a nightclub in the middle of the desert." Yep, I also can't wait to see the Pureflix spin on From Dusk Till Dawn.

Btw throughout the last few days of the quarantine ive taken to singing the “Jesus bro” theme outloud. Now my Sunday school teacher aunt can’t stop humming the tune. I think she thinks it’s a legit religious song

@ladycheyne5607

4 жыл бұрын

You lil devil😈💜Lol!!

@olivermarijuanajones1584

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's a good one! Too bad the eternal Hellfire you'll face in the afterlife doesn't have a sense of humor. It burns equally hot for Angus Young, John Denver or Adolph Hitler as it does for Sunday School smartasses. Enjoy yr ceaseless pain and suffering, funny man, hope it was worth it!!!

@olivermarijuanajones1584

4 жыл бұрын

You might as well have taught her the tune to 'Reign In Blood', her soul is now like a piece of warm Dogshit to Jesus, now. He's PISSED, no question...

@helbent4

4 жыл бұрын

@@olivermarijuanajones1584 Comic gold, man! Keep it coming, we're all (metaphorically) rolling on the floor!

@bradharrah3339

2 жыл бұрын

@@helbent4 ...be careful not to roll in the warm dogshit.

Bronson, Lee, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Norris, Roundtree, Chan, Willis, Van Damme, Lundgren, Washington, Neeson, Seagal, Cruise, Li, Statham, Adkins, A.R. White

@jammerfanreturns6282

3 жыл бұрын

THE CHRISTSEPNDABLES!!!!

@jeremiahdansereau2950

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm, a Christian Expendables, Awsome!

Gotta admit from Snob's review, despite the awkward editing, this one looks like one of the "good" end-times trilogy.

Not a very good salesman, is he? Could have replied with "I trust God to protect their souls, I trust the vest to protect their bodies." Or something.

@DarlingMissDarling

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, that would require some complex thought and wit which, based on Pureflix's catalog... 🤷🏽‍♀️

@WWZenaDo

2 жыл бұрын

Also, do real kevlar vests only have protection in the front? Sounds like a gaping hole in the vests' effectiveness, to me...

@justintillman1929

2 жыл бұрын

Right!? The sales pitch writes itself! I could sell that vest to a man without a damn chest.

"Someone's about to get power-fisted!" *Snob zooms in on a horse's mouth*

“Do you trust a vest or God?” Why could’ve God have given me the vest?

@phreakazoith2237

4 жыл бұрын

Vest or god? None. "The emperor protects!"

@sydneyslaughter7163

4 жыл бұрын

“God, because He obviously sent me out here in the middle of freaking NOWHERE to sell YOU a bulletproof vest. Now buy the damn vest!”

@seanmatyas3938

3 жыл бұрын

Noah, do you trust the Ark or God. Sometimes God can give what we need in physical form.

10:20, wait a minute, ITS STING!!!!

@Ceadda1220

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S STIIIIIIIINNNGG!!!!

@Joecbg100

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ceadda1220 I definitely didn't see Sting in the apocalypse join the bad guys.

@Ceadda1220

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 it's a swerve bro...lol...

@MrGared22

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 Classic Russo swerve!

@LammasuRex

4 жыл бұрын

I once told a co-worker about Sting being in a metal diaper thing in Dune and he was like, "The wrestler?" I said, "no no the musician. "

This is the best way to spend an hour.

“I’ve been having these really bad dreams lately. Like, is any of this for real or not?” Sorry. I had to

@Webshooters1

4 жыл бұрын

"None of this..Makes sense to me."

@SnowyDragoon

4 жыл бұрын

The Battlesword of course! Reverend Dave was the master of masters!

@Webshooters1

4 жыл бұрын

@@SnowyDragoon And the biker leader was secretly part of the True Organization XIII!

@EternalGuardian07

4 жыл бұрын

I did it too. 😔

@weirdguy1495

4 жыл бұрын

That's one of the last videos I'd expect to see a Kingdom Hearts quote.

"Its jesus, bro." And roll credits.

A reference to the BEST “Mike & the Mechanics “ song ! … I love it ! ….. actually ” Silent Running “ has a lot of similarities with these post apocalyptic, religious movies !, making the references double cool !

You can tell it's a PureFlix movie because it features everyone from every other PureFlix movie.

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

They're like Adam Sandler, without the stupid-voice career to fall down from.

31:06 Oh my God! They forced David R White to beta test the virtual boy! Those Monsters!

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

That would turn anybody into a cold-blooded killer.

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

_"Some things... not even God can save you from. Red him up, boys!"_

I thought snob was joking when he said sting was in the movie then I realized it really was sting

Mad Max, bro. Sorbo's accent almost killed me when I watched these. Fizzy drinks hurt when they go up your nose.

WAIT! They go back in time to kill Jesus?! ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF JESUS!?!?!?

@NeoSaturos123

4 жыл бұрын

Nonono, that was the previous video.

If that's the most epic allergy commercial you've ever seen, you haven't seen "Unedited Footage of a Bear"

Liking just for that kickstarter campaign. Hell of a sales pitch.

If all the people that movies like this tend to deem worthy of rapturing were to suddenly disappear, would it really effect society that much?

@andyvasquez6688

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, for the the better lol.

@megatron6713

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah things would be waaaaaay better......

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

We'd advance 2,000 years overnight.

Why make fun of this? The bible clearly states that the world will becomea mad max movie in real life in the book of revelations and that David AR White will be chosen to be the new Bibleman to get into a lightsaber battle with biker Anti-Christ.

@thelotuseater6496

4 жыл бұрын

DreamSprite Oh you have no idea how much I wish that movie actually existed

Ray Wise also played in the show *Reaper* as *The Devil* and in the movie *Dead End* Ray Wise is a classy man.

"Well, good to see professional wrestling still exists." And Sting, the born-again Christian pro-wrestler, is the only character who has any goddamn common sense @27:50 (before getting shot in the chest)

These always make my day's off better!!!

@DarkLorddReviews

4 жыл бұрын

This makes my everyday off better.

Why does this seem like Pureflix presents: Fallout New Vegas?

@leahmacdonald5122

4 жыл бұрын

Because David AE White looks like someone spent two minutes on character creation. High strength and luck but low intelligence and charisma

God I just can't unsee the Blond Tucker whenever A.R. White is on screen 😂

I can't stand David A R White, and he looks so lame he looks genetically bred to be a Mormon missionary. But he's STILL a better action star than Steven Seagal!

@Leonard1977ful

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah. I'm Mormon, but he's way past his 20s to be a Mormon missionary.

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leonard1977ful Yes but he was in his 20s once

@frankf684

4 жыл бұрын

Not Hard to Kill era Seagal.

@starblue6tv

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal would take David A R White "to the bank... the blood bank."

@TheSquad4life

4 жыл бұрын

Cullen Mitchell 😂😂 lol

This was uploaded on my birthday, what a birthday present!

You would not believe your eyes If ten million Christian guys Got raptured up as I fell asleep

We all know that Brian Bosworth was the undercover cop the whole time. He is clearly still playing Joe Huff from Stone Cold.

Josh: "... forgiveness." Hog: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WORD???!!!"

"Never any good radio stations in the desert." Excuse me but have you not heard of Mr. New Vegas?

@thehorrorhound6575

Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the great khans and papa khan when the beginning of the first movie the biker gang all had spikes and khan style decorations on their bikes and the leader had a giant hammer lol

Reminds me a lot of the little post-apocalypse movies my brother and I used to make. Good memories, though I was one short-fused director.

One nice thing about quarantine: More huge 1hr+ Cinema Snob reviews!

1 hour review? Yes please, Cinema Daddy

And more we’re getting a whole-ass Revelation Road tv-series. Praise the Lord and David A.R. White for this is truly great news.

Twenty seconds is actually a long time for a gunfight, especially one indoors.

Snob: "...Bosworth and Sting are believable as bikers.." Me: "Wait. What? Sting?!" (rewinds 10 seconds back) Me: "😯 Holy shit, that *is* Sting!!"

@tc-tm1my

2 жыл бұрын

oh sting the wrestler. i thought he meant sting the singer

You know whats fascinating about this "series"? Its been out for 7 years, has Eric Roberts and Ray Wise (grear character actors), is published by a company mocked worldwide....and I couldn't find a wikipedia page for any of it. Nor was there anything on TV Tropes. When even the autismo of Tropes is empty, I wonder if they're actively DMCAing things

@geoffreysorkin5774

2 жыл бұрын

This review has been up for a year. Of course this review is positive and by a critic they invite to their premiers (Brad was invited to the premier of the Beckman), so that may affect things.

Jason Bourne again 😂

How is it that I **JUST NOW** realized that Brad and Snob wear different glasses?!

Looking forward to part 4 where he has to travel back in time to prevent the apocalypse by stopping the cult of the newsboys

@BaronVonQuiply

9 ай бұрын

_"♫ God's Not Dead, Now Let's Drink The Kool-Aid! ♫"_

"code name: Achilles" "ehhh, why not, he already has a heel" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are so great, Brad. Just thought I'd let you know. :D My mom loves the Stand and loves your Stand review.

You had me at, "Heaven is a windowless van, isn't it?"

I can’t stop quoting the exchange between David A.R. White and Kevin Sorbo over the fake accent. I love it!

i remembered watching a espn 30 for 30 about Brian Bosworth's football career into his retirement and the last 5 minutes had him dressed like weird biker and i always wondered what movie he was filming. im glad it was something weird and crazy

I don't recommend religion movies but the first film in this collection yep cinema snob like Mad Max meets any Christian movie Isn't that Sting from WCW

@AlexGreat321

4 жыл бұрын

It is Sting

@olivermarijuanajones1584

4 жыл бұрын

I only know Sting fron The Police. I had seen him in 'lock stock + two smoking barrels' decades ago and was like "Damn! Easy listening jazz has NOTbeen kind to this dude! Go back to playing Cod-Reggae, dude...Either that, or avoid tantric ugly-bumping, Somethin' ain't working..." But, No...very different human...both white, it's hard to tell those white people apart! I swear I'm not raccisssst!!

@zemaryan3446

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, it's Steve!

@thedangerwich5476

4 жыл бұрын

yep that's him.

@cabbageguy6243

4 жыл бұрын

@@olivermarijuanajones1584 different Sting.

I have been waiting for this for awhile. Thank you, Brad. I wish you, your wife, and Lloyd the best.

"the sons of Arky Arky" God damn genius. You are a god damned genius.

David A.R. White, badass is something that I'd never thought I'd say but...here we are

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

It never ceases to baffle me how he's too good for his own movies.

@geoffreysorkin5774

4 жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3 He's really not a bad actor. Him being the lead and his chemistry with John Corbett made God's Not Dead 3 feel like a real movie. That and the writing being exponentially better than the first two. The only movie of his where I didn't like his performance was Bells of Innocence, and that had a lot to do with the fact that Mike Norris was giving him nothing to work with, and he looked bored by the 30 minute mark.

Can't wait until 30 years from now when White makes the Fury Road-esque installment to the series.

Wow, between this and the human centipede 3, Eric Roberts really will be in anything.

And to think, David AR White could have avoided this if him and the other Pastor from Gods Not Dead went to Disneyland.

Happy all of those souls returned to the Lifestream.

Also I’m pretty sure death rides a pale horse

@kingalfred2014

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the Black Rider is supposed to be Famine. Though honestly, these movies don't cleave very closely to the book of Revelation at the best of times. I assume they didn't have the budget to accurately portray everything that happens, or they just didn't care.

I've been waiting SO LONG for you to review these movies!

Former Central Illinoisan (Tuscola), love those jokes! Route 36 is the REAL Revelation Road.

I rented this thinking that is was Sam Mendes' Revolutionary Road. Damn you PureFlix. And damn me for not paying attention.

Class of 1985 here...totally into this!

"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan at your service"

Finally. You've been referencing this movies so often that I figured you'd get to it before now.

Its always nice seeing David A.R. White going super saijyan. See Pure Flix when you dont take yourself super serious you can actually make stuff that maybe even Dave can enjoy watching. Enjoy may be a tall order but may get him to not use his there is no hope for this planet stare.

I thought Brad has like 500k+ subscribes. Damn he deserves more.

I wish we got your version of Revelation Road 3. With David White and the youth group vs Amy Grant

PureFlix finally delivers something, Thanks Brad!

A final fist fight between the white half of the interracial pastoral couple and professor rattison would have been a much better ending

Yeah, that “Mid Eastern” desert doesn’t look like Southern California at all.

Ok was not expecting the stinger. My all time favorite

Holy sh!t, I'm only three minutes in but this series looks like it was an endurance trial. Way to take one for the team, Brad.

Alternate title: "God's Not Dead....But YOU Are!"

I'm sorry Brad, I couldn't pay attention to the first part, I was too distracted noticing that the one biker was played by WCW wrestler Sting lol

@carlosmontesinos1544

4 жыл бұрын

It makes me so happy that people still call Sting a 'WCW wrestler' and not a TNA wrestler. His true legacy

Brad, I hope you, your wife and lloyd are all safe in these trying times.

Whoa whoa whoa....10:20....The Man Called Sting is in this?!! Business just picked up.

@TheBadGuy235

4 жыл бұрын

ha! That was a bad mistake Bosworth....now Sting's just gonna come back as the Crow and point a baseball at you menacingly.

Not even ten minutes in and I'm pissing myself. Christ this is gonna be a good episode.

@stoned gremlin productions, that isn’t the original car, that’s a 1971-1972 Plymouth Satellite, roadrunner, GTX the original car was a 1970s Chevrolet 4 door maybe a Malibu.

Wow.... Sting in a pure flicks, cool!!

David a r white in this, I'm in , also the devil in this double in, eric Robert's triple in.

9:58 Ironically, this is part of my Cinema Snob Thanksgiving lineup and I totally forgot about this joke