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@LordmonkeyTRM

4 жыл бұрын

Not the film I was expecting it to be by the title, but like you said it only pays lip service to the almighty.

@horrorfiend6667

4 жыл бұрын

So I was watching Johnny Carson a few nights ago on some random old tv station and he had the lead actress from Windy City on. My 12 year old couldnt figure out why I burst into a fit of hysterical laughter.

@catalinamelo9932

4 жыл бұрын

Loved Lloyd's shining moment, hilarious! My cat is an excellent judge too. If he doesn't react, it means I'm being a complete ass of myself.

@rocketgrunthyunho

4 жыл бұрын

Is it sad that at 22:15 I was expecting him to say black people?

@sinicalypse

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordmonkeyTRM dude for a second I thought your nickname was #MumkeyJones and I got excited. Lamentably #ItsJustJesus and #TheresOnlyRoomForOneJonesInASnobReview)

You know your movie is in trouble when the guy's alleged love interest has more sexual chemistry with her dad.

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

Went to the Trump school of parenting.

@Arkonu

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh is this your dad!” “No. He’s my daddy”. “So.... yes?” “.......”

@HetLedie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arkonu this is a very wholesome comment

@mmeers89

4 жыл бұрын

#giggity

@Hessed3712

4 жыл бұрын

yogisie The dad was sooo weird. Maybe the actors were dating in real life.

"This is how my grandma thinks black ppl fight" 😭😭😭😭

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist?

@tintinismybelgian

4 жыл бұрын

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives What if your grandma is black?

@Wolf_titlez718

4 жыл бұрын

Bradley Scott rofl

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping

4 жыл бұрын

Pissed myself on that one.

@MyratheDunmer

4 жыл бұрын

It’s more like a joke *about* dumb old people racism

Religious Public Domain Music: The Musical

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

DIS LIDDLE LAGHT OV MAHN. AHM GUNNA LEDDIT SHAAAAHNE!!!

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face."

High School Musical vs Sunday School Musical. Whoever wins, we lose.

Alone on a roof with a girl? Old Fashioned Clay Walsh would not approve!

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that's who the creepy dad was for a quick moment

When the dude was on the roof, I half expected Chris R from The Room to come shake him down for his drug money!

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, hi Mark!

@kobaltsteel6418

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S MY F***ING MONEY, DANNY!!!!!?????

@kennethwoody5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@kobaltsteel6418 But how many drugs did Denny take, the world may never know.

@Chipotleadvisory

Жыл бұрын

WHAT KIND OF MONEY DENNY?!?!?

In case you were wondering, a drive by quilting has actually happened before. An old lady stabbed a man to death with a needle and thread on the side of the road back in 85. You're thinking to yourself "my what a stupid attempt at a funny comment." But then i tell you that it happened in florida, so you cant really help but shrug and say its probably true.

@photofreak56

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

Ok seriously what the hell is the problem with Zack's friend? She acts like he chose to be in a family with financial problems so he would have an excuse to leave. Then when he opts to not sit and mope around and instead help the rivals suck veeeerrrryyyy slightly less than they did before she treats him like freaking Judas. Then the other choir even tries to extend them an olive branch to help save their church and she still bitches and complains. Almost makes me want to root for the narc.

@aiberlane3390

4 жыл бұрын

She reminds me, fittingly enough, of Troy's friend in High School Musical who always gets pissed off when Troy chooses to live his own life.

@janaem.3685

4 жыл бұрын

@@aiberlane3390 In both cases, I believe the root cause is romantic/sexual frustration.

@WondrousLanternProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Johns I can agree with your opinion regarding the girl's view on his family situation. I never liked when movie or video game characters treat another character like crap because they're moving due to financial situations as if that person was responsible for the social and economic structure. It's like saying: Mean character: "C'mon, man, I can't believe you're deciding to move after we've been friends for so long!" Main character: "Ummm, I'm not deciding to move. I was just telling you that I have to move because my parents need to move due to our low financial situation..." Mean character: "I'm going to ignore all the rational things coming out of your mouth and insert my own objective views on them to twist this situation into being your fault!" Main character: "Ummm....so we're not really friends because you're not even listening to me and trying to put yourself in my shoes..." Mean character: "You having to move is entirely your fault and I'll never see it any other way though rationally I should." Main character: "..." Mean character: "I HATE YOU!"

@corvus1374

3 жыл бұрын

She also bitches at the church lady for daring to be in debt.

‘You’re dad is a pervert’ was beautifully poetic.

@03bgood

4 жыл бұрын

So he's a bigger pervert than Bev's dad from IT?

@Arkonu

4 жыл бұрын

*your :B

@witchypoo7353

4 жыл бұрын

@Kaldaryn lol your right 😉

As bad as Sunday School Musical was just imagine if Pure Flix made it, it would been batshit insane!

@OlEgSaS32

4 жыл бұрын

They would've probably been competing against a choir of atheists, and jesus would've killed off the entire group by sending a drunk driver to a head on collision with the bus they were in

@marvelfan12

4 жыл бұрын

And there would be a whole musical number about bombing an abortion clinic.

@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550

4 жыл бұрын

@@OlEgSaS32 and just like God's not Dead they would say "Today is a good day".

@kemboi69

4 жыл бұрын

That probably would have made it more interesting. Not better but more interesting.

@kobaltsteel6418

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch that

That girl needs an adult to protect her from her father.

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

Stranger danger! Seriously, he looks just old enough to be her older brother.

Glad The Cinema Snob mentioned the ADR was off. This is a film school lesson for all of us, ALWAYS make sure you can pay post-production costs.

@photofreak56

Жыл бұрын

This makes my shity college film look good. And I had even less of a budget.

Lloyd being creepy to music from "The Shining" was priceless!

ok follow me here...pre school musical... a look whos talking cinematic universe! get at me.

My favorite part about the last-minute kiss? All the IMDb comments from religious people that were genuinely _offended_ by the kiss, claiming that the film was promoting bad morals or whatever. To quote The Killers, "It was only a kiss! It was only a kiss!"

@silverstarlightproductions1292

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously? That was what they had a problem with?

@TheHappySpaceman

4 жыл бұрын

@@silverstarlightproductions1292 "This movie was a mistake to show to my children! It contained a closeted gay male, showed students passing notes in church, and revealed pre-marital affection between two underaged adolescents. The children hug, sit close together, and even KISS before - not even marriage - but without even ASKING THEIR PARENTS PERMISSION! I would not let my child watch this unless they were 13 or older, and you can trust them to properly handle this mature content." "My family and I sat down to this film with a bowl of popcorn and high expectations. I couldn't let my children watch the "High School Musical"s films and I was hoping that this film would let them in on the popularity of "High School Musical" AND still promote those family and religious values that my husband and I hold dear. Instead we find characters who are mean to one another and even immoral behavior (the main characters share a pre-marital kiss at the end of the film!)" Two actual quotations from some of the IMDb reviews of this movie.

@AngelofMusic04

4 жыл бұрын

The best was the fake review where the family burned the DVD player in the prayer room that resulted in them becoming homeless and the women in the family both getting knocked up by the same man. All because they brought "Sunday School Musical" into their home.

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHappySpaceman Wow... if they can't handle their children seeing someone kiss, then they really need to pull those sticks out of their butts.

@TheHappySpaceman

4 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 For real. It wasn't even a long kiss, it was just like a second at most. I'm more offended that their romance came practically out of nowhere and was shoved into the movie at the last minute. XD

Coming Soon: Cinema Snob Movie 3: The Lloyding

4:59 "That's how them kids walk down the street yo" :3

"He used a War Room to give them all food poisoning" lmao gold

Hey, this isn't Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure!

@DasKame

4 жыл бұрын

Looks more Like "MARCY X 2: Electric Boogaloo"

@ferzum7290

4 жыл бұрын

Is sharpay's fabulous adventure also written by Araki aka Jojo dad

@johntaylor1981

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Deonauth's Archives He might do that next year! Who knows!

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

Twas just too Fabulous for us all to comprehend

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

Sharpay best ojou-sama.

Thank God there's a religious version of High School Musical. I always thought it wasn't nearly cheesy and wholesome enough.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Tops is the cheesy Christian High School Musical you’re thinking of,

This is the content I signed up for. Thank you, Snob.

You ever wonder if there’s a movie out there where they didn’t factor taxes or interest into their debt and because of that they didn’t have enough money to pay it off in time? After all most debts in movies like these seem to always be perfect numbers like ten thousand.

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the riffing for Birdemic "hooray for childishly large numbers!"

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's never "We need $13,489.27 to pay off our debt or else the school/church/whatever will have to close." It's always some huge round number that they have to pay off immediately, they never have to come up with a few thousand to bring their loan payments up to date or something. And even if they win the competition and pay off the debt, what then? Apparently the school's been slowly going under for years, all they've really done is held off closing for a few months.

Their singing is just making more depressed.

"McGod Is Lovin" Haha 😂

Cinema Snob and I dropped out of college for the same reason

The quality of the sets make it feel like a middle school play.

@photofreak56

Жыл бұрын

Hey don't be so mean! The 6th grade class tried really hard to make those sets with a budget of five pennies and a stick of already chewed gum.

The actor looks like the same guy who played basically Chris Brown in a Law & Order SVU episode. I can’t stop laughing.

@MaggieOffutt

4 жыл бұрын

Some Other Name so he was basically sentenced to act in this movie? Maybe he’s better off in taking the Camp GreenLake choice.

I've seen that angry dance before... It somehow seems less awkward coming from Jimmy Jr. on Bob's Burgers.

@27:08 Lurking Lloyd is the best thing ever. I love that menacing little meezer.

This movie makes me want to watch Hi-Tops

The whole HIgh School Musical trilogy, an Asylum religious knock-off and a Bollywood Friday the 13th rip-off in one month? Snob, you spoil us! The bar for the next musical marches in september has been raised high...

So it does exist...hooo boy.

"Drive by quilting"=INSTANT LIKE!

The movie adaptation of the bootleg NES game "Sunday Funday" sure is weird.

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

Needs more skateboards.

@LchanOtakudom

4 жыл бұрын

Real1Gaming At least there aren’t as many damned bumpers in the sewers this time.

@link7880

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@doomslayer3593

3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Hebert he shouldent direct period

This movie makes Neil Breen look like somewhat competent.

@kayhaven4710

4 жыл бұрын

Mordecai Eagle “I can’t help you out of this one Jim. I just can’t.”

BEST.MUSICAL.MARCH.IN.SEPTEMBER.EVER (said in the snob's voice)

This may be the funniest Snob Brad has ever done, I had to pause several times for laugh breaks.

1:10- Is that Gareth David-Lloyd? He's an excellent actor who ever since leaving Torchwood has been consistently wasted in straight to video garbage that's ridiculously beneath him.

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

Poor old Ianto. It's not fair.

"That's how them kids walk down the street, yo" I. Cannot. Breathe.

Man, this brings back memories. This movie really captured my youth, growing up in the 'hood in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

I like how the only rap in this movie that rhymes is the one missing most of its words.

"McGodIsLovin" made me snort laugh in the silent section of the library, congrats Snob

@bentramer682

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, libraries need a *quiet* section now? Aren't people supposed to be quiet in the entire building?

@castackpole

4 жыл бұрын

Richie Tozier college libraries often have quiet floors

@bentramer682

4 жыл бұрын

@@castackpole okay then.

@noozyboogaboozynooga9146

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this episode 3-4 times and I just got it lol

Savana's dad, well looks like someone couldn't get Vic Mignogna to be their yes man.

@DexDexter0

4 жыл бұрын

Ha....?

Wait, The Asylum put this out? Christ I could've easily been fooled into thinking this was a Pure Flix movie.

Best way to start the day! A moderately expensive cigar and the best movie reviewer on the internet!

“And I must be punished.” I...could...not...stop...laughing...😂

That last Lloyd bit at the end ranks among my favorite Cinema Snob jokes ever.

At 10:17 Well that's one of the most uncomfortable scenes I've ever had the misfortune of watching.

@SuperDevolution

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, there are less disturbing scenes in Apocalypse Now.

Great, now I miss High School Musical! 🤯

"If I pound the piano louder then they'll never hear a thing". Sounds like me and my redheaded step sister in a church basement. Or a plot point to a Adam Sandler and "Andy Samberg" movie. And where's the Pretender?

3 жыл бұрын

Actual Lee, it's Andy Samberg.

@punkdallas1646

3 жыл бұрын

@ So I thought though whole point was the names were similar.(

3 жыл бұрын

@@punkdallas1646 Could've fooled me.

Damn.. I'm early.. Time to break out the clinkerbrick

Hold on, hold on, I'm sorry, is that the rooftop from the Room?

@kittycatmeowmeow963

Жыл бұрын

Oh, hi Mark.

Wait... is every scene, including the regular speaking ones, in this film ADR’d? If so, that’s the only funny thing about it as a “parody” of High School Musical.

Somehow the ADR work on this worse than Dancin’ it’s on and I thought that was a impossible task

"Their clapping is refusing to clap!"

And now another Musical March in September has come to a close. What will next year bring? Mame, Joyful Noise, a bunch of Elvis movies, both Camp Rock movies, both Teen Beach movies? I mean my dream pick would be Rhinestone but Diva from Musical Hell had issues with that one on KZread. Any other movie musicals I missed he should tear apart or give praise to?

@AngelofMusic04

4 жыл бұрын

Joel Schumacher's "The Phantom of the Opera".

It's more of a parody than a movie.

@CineMasterDamian

4 жыл бұрын

Twisted and evil

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

It's a parody of itself.

And I thought Pureflix would have cashed in. Major missed opportunity. Tsk tsk tsk.

They should have worked on syncing up the voices with the lip movements on the actors. This could have been 5 times more awesome if it actually were played straight and was made by pureflix. Come on reverend Dave and Kirk Cameron we are eagerly awaiting your musicals.

Dat Azz Gang 😂

Wait, the Asylum made this? The same Asylum of Mega Shark fame?

@Melvinshermen

4 жыл бұрын

CaptainMarvell92 Returns yes

@scitechian

4 жыл бұрын

They go the Blumhouse route: spend $100k-$1M per movie and release a movie every month. At least one will make up for all the losses. Especially if all of them are thinly veiled ripoffs of recent blockbusters.

The silences. *chef's kiss*

This thing is realy Sister Act 2 in Cheap…

@whiskytalkauspetersschrank

4 жыл бұрын

@The Strawberry Pimp the people of the lord steal from each other? If i were god, i waneted non of them to be in my church 😂

@nevermindgaming6848

4 жыл бұрын

What

LOL!!! Bitches don't mess around at the sweet potato cook off. ;D

That dad freaks me out lol

I’m astonished it took you this long to spotlight this. I would have thought it was right up your alley.

14.01 you can see her mic pack. At least we know there was some sound equipment being used on this movie

Wait you forgot the one set, sitting next to lamp with baby blue wall, between wood panel set and sitting on the floor set!

All of my rap influences are in this film.

The only school musical that it's actually pretty good Is Elementary school musical. (South Park)

Glad to see everyone in this movie knows the steps to the whole turkey on wheat with the crusts cut off

See her dad acts like my daddy rather than my actual dad 😏

The Shining Lloyd FTW!

Always love musical march in September

3:05 "Can we mike their hands?" Oh my facking gawd, I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Hoping 27:08 is teasing a review of the Mick Garris miniseries with Lloyd in the role of Jack Torrance/Nostalgia Critic and Chaplin as Danny.

The ADR in this makes the ADR in Dancin' It's On seem Oscar-worthy.

yes. Lloyd is Comedy

Royalty Free Musical

I'm only 9 mins in, but I'm confused why my Sunday school movie turned into a prison drama. Wtf is up with these characters. And that adr tho... Is this whole movie adr? Wtf NO NO CHANGE OF SET! THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU!

It feels like I am watching a badly translated film...

I was wondering if I saw this before. Then remembered that film brain and Todd in the shadows reviewed this too.

I had to sit in for this movie. You're a patriot, Snob!

First off someone turn that bit where snob is doing the "do do do dododo do!" moment into a gif and call it "Snob boxing" please! Second this is the most whitest thing ever even though a huge chunk of the cast is not white! Also something something great review there snob, good luck in the new place and Lloyd there, all bases covered!

@Targisvear

4 жыл бұрын

White is The Wizard of Oz compared to The Wiz. This thing is like The Room of musicals in that it looks like an alien that saw a couple of films and doesnt really get human things like basic rhythm and musicality did it assuming it was coming out similar to what it immitated.

While we're on the topic of high school musicals, can we get a Carrie and Heathers The Musical review for shits and giggles? Seeing Brad Jones listen to "Meant To Be Yours" in a room full of people who have never heard of Heathers would make my fucking day.

Oh boy adr that makes people sound like they’re shouting? It’s a Max Magician Miracle!

Wow. I knew this movie was bad, but this is making that Sherlock Homes movie look like an actual blockbuster.

"i KnOw WhAt A hAlF cUp Is" *pours sugar into a liquid measuring cup*

Pumped for Snobtober.

Ants in the pants? Looks more like squirrels to me...

Judge: "And the winner of the Sunday School Choir contest is... The Bad Guys!" Pastor Savanna's Dad's girlfriend: "Actually, my mom died a few weeks ago." Judge: "In light of this recent information...!" Also, how the hell does discount 2000s white Michael B. Jordan has to deal with an A- !? If I devote my life to a supernatural sky fairy, at the very least it can give me a better test score than I'd have gotten on my own if I bothered to study instead of praying. Although an A+ would be a nice bonus... It's not like As are worth anything in Sunday School anyway! What the hell does that beardo have to be so stingy for!? So what, we killed your son and now an honest black guy can't have an A? How long are you gonna hold that on for, you nerd, it's been 2000 years already, let the geek have a better result with your support than he'd have gotten by just studying through the night, dammit!

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

And nobody's going to mention that there were only two choirs competing in a statewide competition?

Not only are "la la la la" and "mi mi mi mi" terrible lyrics, that's also not how solfege works.

@HylianFox3

4 жыл бұрын

maybe that's why their choir sucks

Great review I ordered the snob movie 2 pack from y'alls eBay page last night can't wait but I know its Gunna take a while so Gunna have to thanks.

27:08 When someone's disappointed in you and your life choices.

How above their means was that family living that they lose the house as soon as the mom loses her job with the dad deployed? I mean DAMN!

Aw yeah, I've been waiting for this one!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😝😝😝 Saw the title card and clicked on the vid 💕💕💕

25:34 that has to be one of the slowest credit rolls I've ever seen

Snob, you're my hero