"If you're making a PBJ sandwich in the kitchen, and a little of the jelly hits the counter, are you gonna chop at it with your knife you dumb piece of shit?!" I died.

@sunshine_tidings6983

7 жыл бұрын

RIP

@keaton5101

7 жыл бұрын

42:51 timestamp

@darkstar7988

6 жыл бұрын

You are our unsung hero my friend.

*You wiggle your hips *The jelly wiggles back. *What a meaningful conversation!

@keaton5101

7 жыл бұрын

1:02:55

@kellystar3213

7 жыл бұрын

Oh!! Thank you, m'dude!

@BroadwayBrittany

5 жыл бұрын

When it got to that part, that's literally all I could think, lol

@alzeix8912

5 жыл бұрын

undertale...

@brook6944

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

"And you hate it." "But... like it a little b-" "Nope."

@elijahmacfarland9000

4 жыл бұрын

ONLY HATE IT.

"These mushrooms shoot poison at noise?" *"Yes."* "And they don't run out of spores?" *"Yes.."* "And they can be fit into a bottle?" *"Yes..."* "And talking is a free action in combat?" *"Oh."*

@lfcbpro

6 жыл бұрын

Nigel farage

@creditroll176

6 жыл бұрын

Liam White oh my gosh, you have broken D and D

@gigitheskeleton6202

6 жыл бұрын

FRED FREDBURGER

@legitcosplay516

5 жыл бұрын

Just by the fact you're listening to TAZ and from the content of your profile picture I know so much about you as a person XD

@k1ngkatt446

4 жыл бұрын

Is that an extended zodiac sign on your pfp?

*griffin*: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE *travis*: we gotta get out of this jack off cave

@elijahmacfarland9000

4 жыл бұрын

you warned me and yet i was still unprepared

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

"why did we even come to Jackoff Cave?!"

85% of this episode "Make a Constitution saving throw" *followed by wheezing*

Was drinking during this, and at one point laughed so hard that my leg and wall were absolutely coated with water, and spent five minutes on the floor choking and coughing. 10/10 would die again.

@liamwhite3522

6 жыл бұрын

Were you enjoying a cold beverage? 1:02:08

"How - how big is the splooge wet spot?" "That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud." lmfao

I can't believe daddy McElroy has never played DND before, he's a natural.

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

That's because he's a *A BIG NERRRD!*

1:02:26 *Taako shouts* *"FUUUCK"* God I loved that. especially with his voice.

@atraintopaz2268

7 жыл бұрын

Nmgreendragon 7 Taako shouts FUUUCK

"I will very flirtatiously hit him with my war hammer"

"You'll never need to worry about money ever again" "Cuz we'll die?" "No! ........well..."

" 'cause I'm- MAGNUS isn't good with spiders..."

"You're actually getting a little wet now fro-" "Yeah I am!!"

“Cause we’ll die?” “No... well-“ I don’t know why I found that so funny lmao

@isabellea7913

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Kiera!!

‘it would look super bad if i just like- died’ I SCREECHED

Griffin and his damn vore jellies

@mangocat1235

4 жыл бұрын

banana vore man and his banana vore jellies

"That was Matrixxx with three x's" "Is there anything I can kick?" GREAT one-two father son punch, Clint and Travis

@keaton5101

7 жыл бұрын

59:34 timestamp

I'm a librarian and The Adventure Zone comic just came in so while I'm waiting for the other librarians to quit hogging it, I'm listening to these podcasts for the first time and I am loving it so much! Can't wait to see where all this goes! 😁

@lilyfae7197

4 жыл бұрын

Wait is this a book!? Where can I get it omg

@rhiannonedwards8940

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilyfae7197 any online bookstore or library, the third one is due to release at some point 😁

@lilyfae7197

4 жыл бұрын

Rhiannon Edwards Oh cool! I’ll look sometime!

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh I’ve finished the first three and I can’t wait for Crystal Kingdom!

"Shit dun popped off, as us DMs like to say."

@Kate-uj9rx

6 жыл бұрын

Jumpix LeCay 😂

"you shoot out crushed ice and the jelly enjoys a cold beverage" (sent me into a coughing fit)

"She thinks my tractor's sexy and I think I'm no longer welcome here" 1:14:08 That needs to be animated XD

I love Griffin's juxtaposition between "idk what that is that hasn't been invented yet" and then immediately "why you beefin' now??"

Ahh if only all families had THIS much fun gaming together...

"Spiders are small" Aragog: *Am i joke to you?*

I love how D&D shows just how bad you truly are at mathematics.

"Is this pre-nerf? Is this before I patched you?" -Jeff Kaplan 2017

55:22 "I shriek in terror, seeing him poisoned." Ohhhh, nooooooo....

"This water makes you feel rejuvinized" That water must've had a lot of electrobytes

"I'm terrible at nature." - Merle Highchurch

"She thinks my tractor’s sexy and I think I’m no longer welcome here"

1:04:00 "You've solved my jelly puzzle!" for those looking for it like me

@ryryak27

4 жыл бұрын

"Was your puzzle to just kill the jellies?" I died...

his fucking magical Christmas shoes

*Minecraft slime sound*

@phoenixshipper4543

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Wright your profile picture is just ..., perfection

I'm a new listener! I'm enjoying this series so far! Never listened to a podcast before let alone listened to a DnD game, so yeay! I love the music you put with these intros, very fitting~

God this podcast has sparked that fire in me for a good game except i have no friends to play with q.q

@caladeuka7319

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Star you could join me ans my bf. Sigh. Just in 2

@paradocks23

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Star Five months late I come to suggest roll20 for online meet ups. Hope you find some good campaigns.

@Kate-uj9rx

6 жыл бұрын

What's qq

@skyethetsubaki

6 жыл бұрын

same. my friends would think this is lame but I really want to do this. 😂

@perthro593

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kate-uj9rx an emoticon T-T

Why did this joke fall flat on its face? Silly, I haven't made it yet! ... Oh, darn. It tripped.

@felixargyle4871

5 жыл бұрын

If the earth was round wouldn't the joke fall like this /^\ And not like this _ _ _

@vanillajasper4844

5 жыл бұрын

Josiah Klein vb

28:56 Griffin's Taako impression gives me life

Oh, gosh! I love how they just keep talking and getting those spores puffed into their faces!

"How big is the splooge wet spot?" "That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud."

DID THEY EVER DELIVER THE PROVISIONS TO FANDOLIN

This should be called CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW

This has become the equivalent of my bedtime story now. I was listening to it last night and fell asleep half way through. It's just so relaxing to listen to.

"We just wait and see what's coming" I love the word choice 😂

*di I bring a jaket*

"That must be jam, cuz' jelly don't shake like that".

"Spiders are pretty small" *cue personal flashbacks to facing giant spiders*

Justin sounds so tired yep this guy definitely just had a baby

how do they even make the 'sploog' noise like halfway through because im slightly concerned

@pbtbp

7 жыл бұрын

Emilia Wenthold I'm pretty sure he slurps water? I'm not really sure

@thevoicingllama3371

6 жыл бұрын

Emilia Wenthold After his attempt when he was trying to make the sploog sound effect you can hear his teeth or his hand tap a glass cup, which I would assume contains water.

@loganplourde886

6 жыл бұрын

foley

Why does their dad sound like ben10's uncle?

@dildonius

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz he is

I love how quick everyone is on their feet. Very good improv!

Loved the "Born to Be Wild" montage that begins shortly after 14:18 , lol.

Pfft spiders are small.. totally harm... less... *stares at The Hobbit DVD*

@emilyaw3831

5 жыл бұрын

And Return of the King w/Shelob

@SeductiveCrab

5 жыл бұрын

And eight legged freaks

@honestgoblinproductions5663

5 жыл бұрын

I've got a fix for that, and his is Lucus.

RIP Anthony Bourdain I was laughing so hard yet also cried lowkey at that part

“It must be jam ‘cause jelly don’t shake like that” 1:03:13

@idontknow898

4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix this line gives me life

"Taako stools" 😂

Thinking back I feel like Merle should have passed most of his poison saving throws

woah 50 more to go, welp, time to start playin skyrim while listening.

“Dad I’m gonna need you to make a constitution saving”

54:30 You're welcome lol

Magnus: "I wan't to kick the frozen one".

poor clarg oh my goodness

"Is it possible we just wait and see what's coming?" DAD MCELROY COMING IN TO MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP

"Congratulations, you solved my jelly puzzle!"

NOOOOOOOO NUNDRO, psst check out his boots

that “Son of a bitch!” was so genuine XD

26:10 Gelatinous cube Foley work begins, and I begin to laugh uncontrollably XD

is it weird that i know exactly what die theyre rolling by how loud it sounds when it hits the table?

@Kate-uj9rx

6 жыл бұрын

Maxwell Smith what type of die is it

@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kate-uj9rx I believe they mean how many sides the dice have.

@randomrye2238

5 жыл бұрын

That, my friend, is a true talent.

how big is the sploog wet spot

oh my god the EverQuest reference at @15:00 made my heart sing

@coleslaww4346

5 жыл бұрын

Hells yeah my dood

@coleslaww4346

5 жыл бұрын

You got THE new update

"How big is the splooge wet spot?" "That is the worst sentence I've ever heard you say." That was the funniest exchange I've ever heard.

Loafers of Leaping

"She bites all of your hand off". A complete improv bit. But man....

This is my first experience with DND and I love it

My sister just came into my room, took like half of my manga books, her sketchbooks, and spilled my Prisma colors all over the floor.

@Kate-uj9rx

6 жыл бұрын

Ryusaki -.- oh no the prisma colours

Awesome series!!

Are we going to get to see any TAZ animations :)??

@keaton5101

7 жыл бұрын

yea

@seannawatters

6 жыл бұрын

TheAurtherDent so many animations

@scholaroftheabyss7827

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@nanusantos1696

5 жыл бұрын

SO MANY

This is damn amazing.

*rolls 10* Huh! Where's dem boots?

EQ reference....amazing stuff guys

I fell asleep to this

i,, i love Merle so much

No SNL, but there is Craig’s List!

The Boots of Springheel Jak.

@chrispriest4131

7 жыл бұрын

Skullduggery!

@abunchofletters9507

7 жыл бұрын

M.I. Wright Springheel Jack-Off Cave Boots

@literalruleslawyer

6 жыл бұрын

YASSSSS SKULLDUGGERY PLEASANT REFRENCE

@literalruleslawyer

6 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of zem....

@doctortehe

5 жыл бұрын

GREY FOX APPROVES

Damn, Griff, that’s a lot of “no” :(

"It would look really bad if i just fucking died" is still one of the funniest lines

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

Barry Fuckin Blue Jeans

Susan crushbone castle

I'm very sad that I'm only just now starting to watch TAZ, but my god, at 50:50, Griffin with the MUD references. "If you were to 'con' them, you would say that the one who just attacked Merle is probably a little closer to the ropes."

why is travis the literal definition of new boot goofin’

I'm sorry, the term you were looking for was SPUNKLUNKER

~30:38 if ya wanna skip the break v3v

Travis, Justin, Griffen got it

yo this show is gonna be big

fdkdfskdfkjl i didn't realize this was lost mines of phandelver until i saw my boy gundren in the description (i listened to episode 1 a LONG time ago)

whats the outro music

Music is so rad, who wrote it??

@pbtbp

7 жыл бұрын

DayofToast it's by Mort Garson

* I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

What's the opening song of the adventure zone?

@DongDestroyers

7 жыл бұрын

Dash Dash Deja Vu, by Mort Garson!

@SergeantPancake

6 жыл бұрын

Jammy Dodgem I KNEW IT WAS MY BOI MORT he did a beautiful album called plantasia that this theme reminded me so much of!

REVIEW:gud

27:13 amazing