"Can I roll a perception check to see if I can detect any train-like activity?" *rolls a 1* "It has occurred to me that I've never seen, heard, or felt the presence of a locomotive in my entire life. What is a train?"

@Uncle-Jay

2 жыл бұрын

"You're standing on a set of steel beams when a giant metal dragon hits you at 50MPH."

“You realize just as you land, that you’ve never truly loved anyone.”

Griffin's pained and exasperated, "Daaaaad!!"

@londonhughes5986

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Soland I was the 69th like lol

"Hes feeling his handle" Griffin: "DAD!"

Ah yes the schools of magic Evokation Alteration Illusion Necromancy Accounting Hufflepuff Heat and air repair

@0GlassOfAcid0

4 жыл бұрын

Medical Data Base Magic

@roosterboots4684

3 жыл бұрын

This throw away joke gave Travis an unfortunate idea

Griffin yells at three idiots the podcast

@Bluemangrup

3 жыл бұрын

Correction, one idiot yells at 3 other idiots: the podcast

@theswaff699

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bluemangrup 1 idiot yells at 3 other idiots, one of which is his dad, the podcast

@prettymuchyeah7520

3 жыл бұрын

@@theswaff699 They're all idiots, the podcast

some timestamps 1:48 episode starts 3:00 Robbie the roomate 9:12 pringles 10:00 briefing room 18:50 changing clothes 21:11 Magnus the blazed 22:07 about the relicts 24:14 Avii and Magnus 32:50 break begins 44:15 break ends 48:40 the swamp 58:00 leaches

@emilymary5831

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@luise3334

2 жыл бұрын

You are the backbone of our society. Thank you thank you 😌

@jayking325

2 жыл бұрын

Bless you

@krabkrab_

2 жыл бұрын

oh god leeches?

The "opportune time" bit had me ROLLING

I just imagine that Magnus is literally changing in the room in front of everyone, and the director is just going on with the debriefing like nothing is happening lmao

@Norneeful

2 жыл бұрын

Magnus just took the debriefing literally

@nottknormal

2 жыл бұрын

@@Norneeful That was a good fucking joke

Taako: "I can levitate, so top bunk is fine." He's learning from his past experiences 😢

@Maybe_a_Spoon

3 жыл бұрын

*W o t?*

@raebaer8580

3 жыл бұрын

wait from what?

@selfanothermostlikely478

2 жыл бұрын

It's been a year I must know what this is referring to

@serperiorkal8142

2 жыл бұрын

@@selfanothermostlikely478 in the episode when everyone was stuck in the well he asked the party if anyone could levitate, because at the time he could not lol

Break end 44:09

@37shadowwolf15

5 жыл бұрын

Youre a saint

@Polarbeargirl-pq4ps

4 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah

@skittlesmcwumpkins1533

4 жыл бұрын

thank you kind soul your troubles are greatly appreciated

@AnUnfortunatePotato

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you kind soul your troubles are greatly appreciated

@Arabellean

4 жыл бұрын

Prince of the Cosmos thanks for putting the time stamp before the music ends

It legit says in one of the rule books to eat snacks

@lilyfae7197

4 жыл бұрын

Wait fr? Omg which one?

@brodiecameron5458

3 жыл бұрын

The dungeon masters guide.

Spoilers! 18:37 Oh you sweet summer child. You babe wrapped in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.

Rosa Crunch, eating away on the back of the snack bus.

Uhm I actually want to mention that it actually does mention that you should bring a salty snack not in the phb but in the dmg. Don’t know where but I remember something about it

I LOVE THE ADVENTURE ZONE SO MUCHHHH

i started watching this at 3:00 am

@sun.fl0wers909

4 жыл бұрын

Amrish Ramcharitar bro same

@fredbillsworth8311

4 жыл бұрын

3:34 to be precise for me :,)

@babyamiibo

4 жыл бұрын

Its 3:25 for me rn

WOOP I MADE IT TO EPISODE 10 shit I’ve been watching this for 10 hours

44:05 is when the ad break ends

I know I am like years late on this but can we all just agree that the name Leaman Kessler is a dope name?

@OTKok

3 жыл бұрын

True

@lemmetalkaboutthis

Жыл бұрын

absolutely

Just want to say that I love and enjoy every episode that i've listened to so far. Can't wait to see what happens next, Good Luck.

@jayking325

2 жыл бұрын

So it's been 2 years. How was your experience?

@sydneycoleman8887

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayking325 It’s one of the funniest and best podcasts that I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing, if your still on the fence about sticking with it you should it’s great!

'A swamp is not a beverage'. - Griffin McElroy

@jensencaldwell5101

3 жыл бұрын

well not with _that_ attitude

Taako’s sleepy sack is one of my favorite details 😂

"Like a baseball bat passing through a ghost" Hmmm... Channeling a little OFF there aren't you Griffin?

"Can we bring Billy Bluejeans back?" "Errr....." Oh little did they know....

Magnus hit the skooma harddd

@dray3774

3 жыл бұрын

Only Skyrim fans will understand this

@OTKok

3 жыл бұрын

Dray true

@OTKok

3 жыл бұрын

True

STOP SPOILING THINGS IN THE COMMENTS SOME OF US GET INTO FANDOMS REALLY LATE I've already had like 3 things spoiled so I got to lay off the comments :^(

@Penumant

4 жыл бұрын

Thank youuu

@wrgirlie86

4 жыл бұрын

*hugs* me too

@thefowl5068

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, haven't gotten anything big spoiled yet but I'm definitely going to stop looking.

@carna24

4 жыл бұрын

i know your pain ...

@Nanamowa

4 жыл бұрын

That's why you look in the comments after finishing the video.

"Kind of a country music rebis. A Rebis MaCintyre." So funny!

i don't even know what to say about "rosa crunch" except that i love it

Thank you for uploading this!

kind of ironic that Magnus gets fucked up RIGHT at a part where he could use his vehicle proficiency...

Omg I died at the Obby (Ovvy?) part xD

@chaoticcanine

5 жыл бұрын

Avi*

@vixticant8968

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

"Uuh 6 damage, you said it out loud, with your mouth" lol i love griffin

Listen to "rosa crunch" over here

Hold on, travis jokingly named accounting as a school of magic. TAZ GRADUATION ACCIDENTAL FORSHADOWING

@Uncle-Jay

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh, the worst Adventure Zone. I hope they never let Travis DM again. As a DM I admit that sometimes you need to railroad your players, but he just did whatever the hell he wanted for the sake of his narrative and I hate that. Griffon is the best DM. I'd like to see how Dad does though. Did he ever DM any games?

@gwenfairholm8080

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uncle-Jay yes, Clint dm'd a super hero mini campaign that I though was pretty good. It was called taz commitment. I actually liked graduation pretty well, and Travis I personally didn't really railroad the players, unless something agreegous happened in the last few episodes that I haven't watched yet. Definitely less than Griffen changing everyone's backstories without consulting them. Though you are absolutely entitled to your opinion. That being said, your reply to my comment would probably have been better as just a comment on a graduation video. It could come off as a little dickish to go on a whole rant like that just because some rando on the internet mentioned graduation, you know?

Oh my dogs- Madam Director saying "Barry Bluejeans...?" at 18:41 ...idk if, at the time, it had the same implications, but after having watched this podcast multiple times... She knew. Way back then, this early in the story. She knew.

Actually in my homebrewed game the (NPC-only) Warlock Class can at Level 14 start fashioning a hideous Blood Obelisk in order to gain temporary boosts in personal power by sacrificing victims in order to draw from grateful demonic entities...

"It was a kind bud" Well yeah, obviously Griffin has never used Salvia Divinorum, because it's probably one of the meanest psychedelics I've ever had. It got pulled because people were jumping out of windows and shit.

23:09 Did Travis make accounting such a major thing in TAZ Graduation because of this joke that it's a school of magic?????? What.

Taako being a top…. Feels so right

I guess you could say. . . Magnus had a opportune time

dill pickle chips are delicious

A thicc fog ;)

this episode hits different when you know that the listener who Lemman Kessler is named after is the guy who does those "here in Ohio" lovecraftian videos on TikTok

Adventure Zone: Mugen Train

21:07 slam ittttt

I'd just like to point out, even though someone has probably already done something similar, that Merle can still Rosa Crunch his salty snacks, since the bus always Rosa Parks to let people on.

Holy FUCK is the shilling heavy in these eps Batman...

Once again back for my yearly relisten to balance.

I swear if Kenny chesney isn’t the final boss then what’s the point!

My daddy can drink any swamp he wants

I watched Animal House to catch the jokes.

47:37 continue

1:02:20 "...Like a baseball bat passing through a ghost" is that an Off reference?

Bookmark: 3:03

Episode Start: 1:48 | Break End: 44:18

37:23

so spoilers If they are the only ones who can even pick up the relics without being overcome by them, then how did the other guy get it?

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

He still got overcome by the thrall, it just didn’t manifest in the same way as the PFG does

Nah fam harry potter is a sorcerer and you cant change my mind

@lemmetalkaboutthis

Жыл бұрын

in dnd terms isn't it kinda like a wild magic sorcerer who multiclassed into wizard to get more control?

@_NobodySpecial_

Жыл бұрын

@@lemmetalkaboutthis at least rogue a couple levels and sorcerer man's level 7 before he starts actually going for the wizard stuff

@lemmetalkaboutthis

Жыл бұрын

@@_NobodySpecial_ oooh, definitely definitely

Spoilers: 7:11 "Its like Mario Mario. Or Luigi Mario" So like...Taako Taaco and Lup Taaco? That's some foreshadowing right there

@CoRLex-jh5vx

5 жыл бұрын

The last name is spelt Taaco

@glitter-fiasco

5 жыл бұрын

@@CoRLex-jh5vx You're right, it is! Lemme change the comment

@CoRLex-jh5vx

5 жыл бұрын

@@glitter-fiasco Np!

@Abrax404

5 жыл бұрын

"I get Night Terrors!" serious, all these gag lines that took a darker turn later on

Big ol massive spoilers God hearing Davenport talk like that is one of the saddest fucking fixes cause like, shit man

Happy Hufflepuff noises!!!

13:00 opportune murder

Way to suck all the entertainment out of a podcast by shilling for coin.... This is why I gave-up watching Sesame Street and all Children's Television Workshop productions...

@DropOfMidnightOfficial

5 ай бұрын

there’s a reason that stuff is free…

there all very nice people who ban people off their discord because of their age

@ohnoitsbuntie3763

4 жыл бұрын

ragingrudy you realised discord has an age limit right, like thats not their fault. if you are a child then you cant be on certain apps and have access to some communities for your own sake