Wait, the spell was embued in the rod, so Jerkins was STILL not using a single spell slot every time he opened a pleasure room lmfao

@Uncle-Jay

8 ай бұрын

That's just clever roleplaying. I am taking a page out of old DnD and stock piling wands.

Grif should have fucking given Juice inspiration for that move where he tricks everyone and takes their valuables. That was fucking amazing. CLASSIC Taako move.

@alynrumbold2780

4 ай бұрын

I laughed hard at that move! Especially when he claimed it was his CPAP machine.

Calling it now: The Juicy robes are one of the artifacts.

The train puzzle was so impressive.. Everyone handled it so well and I laughed a lot at the train wrecking the garden

@brandonfaddis7443

3 жыл бұрын

I really was hoping they'd run the train into Klarg's office, because that would be a hoot.

@NightKnight_2514

3 жыл бұрын

I like the part where the guy yelled smell you later as he fell out the train I was laughing really hard at that one

@MegaVirus700

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonfaddis7443aw no, i loved klarg

@brandonfaddis7443

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaVirus700 Me too

Just imagining a train all of a sudden coming into a green house.

Wait the kid has a badge..... is he a actual certified detective. A ten year old has that position in some police department

@glumbortango7182

5 жыл бұрын

With the stats he has, I'd believe it.

@kentmcalister3216

4 жыл бұрын

Let me refer you to griz guggack. Or the goblin from d20

@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair it's probably a real shit department.

@lightspeed_777

3 жыл бұрын

@Kent Mcalister You mean Riz Gukgak, 17 year old Licensed Investigator currently operating in Elmville. Dimension 20: Fantasy High

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

He has the position of Investigator in *Every Militia Department* he's basically Fantasy Detective Conan.

taako was really shining in this ep

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

Shining like a large collection of stolen sterling silverware.

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

Taako is shining always

@bug4756

3 жыл бұрын

@@notinspectorgadget taako is such a klepto lmao

Favorite thing is Jenkins casting a single spell, the entire arc. He used 1 actual spell slot. And he missed. He deserves all the shit they gave him.

@jayking325

Жыл бұрын

I think it was a cantrip actually

@Genderanarchy

4 ай бұрын

Certified Bad Wizard

I can't believe no one brought up that he said the references were "going off the rails"

Tell me about your Video James... He understands the concept of videos but not games, and some how this still makes perfect sense. I can't put into words how much I love this show

the train puzzle was super good, very thought out. this is such a great arc :)

tazstamps 1:53 ep begins 4:32 the safe 8:23 heeyyy buddy.. heyyyy 13:20 Taako shenanigans 19:00 what to do with a locomotive 22:54 fuck Jenkins 30:05 you solved my train puzzle 36:01 break ends 39:00 inventing indiana 46:00 voice development 50:43 back to the moon 58:20 competence at its peak

36:00

@cryforbri9339

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

@faroshscale

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!

@jimmyanderson3811

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

@rivasnuria2158

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

@Ehh97

4 жыл бұрын

thank you pooky

Roll for intellect check. Taako: 2...

@spaghetti-man31

4 жыл бұрын

Oo yea it’s big brain time

@theswaff699

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I like how the oculus has a limited vocabulary when not in use. "Aw, come on man."

35:55 skip break

@slimevibes9471

4 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE A GODSEND

"They're sour cream and onion which is not the best kind of Pringle." I'm fucking sorry, what!?

@Novous

5 жыл бұрын

PIZZA FLAVOR!

@AceAttorny

5 жыл бұрын

It's the worst kind of Pringle, you dingus.

@drago1514

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry it's the ONLY flavor of Pringles I acknowledge

@GreenGrasshoppa

3 жыл бұрын

Jalapenoooooooo yaaaaaa

everyone reassuring Travis that his ‘chainlinked in’ joke was funny is so incredibly wholesome

I kinda love Magnus's and Merle's new voices

@londonhughes5986

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Magnus looses his and Merle's barely changes, admittedly fitting the weird youth pastor evangelist vibe well though.

They could have sent the train to Phandalin, they do know a "room" with only one entrance there, the only thing that is still there, the well!

@jayce1850

4 жыл бұрын

Or the cave/vault

@faroshscale

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit u right

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, except fuck jerkins.

@AntProxy

2 жыл бұрын

@@notinspectorgadget And his greenhouse

"no ticket"

@yake222

3 жыл бұрын

like as runaway train!

Wait what ended up happening to scuddlebuddy?! 😱

@starbolt0636

4 жыл бұрын

It just guards the train and watches over it

@faroshscale

4 жыл бұрын

It perished in the train presumably

@joelhaggis5054

4 жыл бұрын

We can assume that Merle grabbed it at some point.

@Arrakiz666

4 жыл бұрын

@@joelhaggis5054 I... I have bad news...

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

@@faroshscale there's no presumably. God (griffin) themself said that the scuttlebuddy is D-E-D dead!

DAVENPORT

@cas7356

5 жыл бұрын

*D A V E N P O R T H A U L Y O A[][] O V E R H E R E* XD

You know, I kinda didn't love this arc at first, but I was extremely hooked by the last couple episodes. The solution to it and the garden smashing and Jenkins being alive (at least a for a little) were all great.

I love how Griffin used the ducky crab tree voice for merles kid, absolutely stunning work

So... they live in a world too uncultured for cheese but they have trains and space cannons lmao

@AntProxy

2 жыл бұрын

Tacos are just to powerful for this world

That's my CPAP machine . . . incredible

"you land almost as gracefully as jess" flip wizard

Gate to Phandalin LOL

I am years late to this, but I'm enjoying every second. it reminds me of the sessions I have had with new players and old alike. great fun!

Jenkin’s garden is in Rockport

Sour Cream and Onion is the best kind of chip Griffin, it's time to throw hands

We’re going off the rails of a crazy train!

So it was the butler?!

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

Well it wasn't the conductor

@smilerat8070

3 жыл бұрын

Butler does kinda rhyme with slaughter

@cutlery9831

3 жыл бұрын

GODDAMNIT GRIFFIN

15:12 using a magic item to cast instead of expending a spell slot, classic Jenkins!

ha no ticket

travis got a 12 and lost two hit points... clint got a 14 and lost 5 hit points... nice.

I am getting this feeling like they're not actually destroying these relics, and it's an elaborate ruse, where the memories are removed and the director winds up insanely powerful.

@brendonbusby8361

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

I- You’re so close and I hate that I didn’t think of this when I first listened

@otilia8156

2 жыл бұрын

Same, tbh. I dont think they're destroying them either. And that she might be the big evil person. But also, it would be too obvious, wouldn't it? There's already been more than enough characters and open ended mysteries open atm. But yeh, idk. Is my first listen, 3 years after the release so I'm late, lmao. Imma just sit tight and see ~

@pyrosixtey2

Жыл бұрын

@@Duck-mn8xp ive been thinking this as well except my theory is that the director chick or whole organization is actually the evil version of the borough of balance. chick at work has got me hooked on this

VIDEO JAMES

@jamespocelinko104

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason when they said that I thought of James Rolfe.

58:57 really creeps up on you for those who've finished the series.

@skullptures142

4 жыл бұрын

Oh goddddd OH GOD

@lydiac9118

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I shouldn't've checked the comments as a first time listener (ʘᴗʘ✿)

@Genderanarchy

4 ай бұрын

“Or any other life” DIRECTOR NOOO

43:27 "I know we're going *off the rails* here" - was that deliberate? Cos it was awesome.

@bionicdragon5

3 жыл бұрын

You could say that joke's like a runaway train, it's hard to stop.

So the garden was in rockport.....

Tazstamps 1:54 episode begins 6:21 relict 13:19 Taako shenanigans 21:56 train disposal 30:22 break begins 36:02 break ends 44:25 oh shit, pringles 46:30 voices workshop 50:42 back to the moon 55:00 madame director

I'm living for the McElroy family workshopping character voices

Wait! Beans!

EXCUSE ME SOUR CREAM ANDONION IS THE BEST PRINGLE I WON"T STAND FOR THIS SLANDER!!

Gram called that they were in the endgame, why couldn't the genius detective figure THAT out?

Why... Why did clint just start cackling when taako was casting the spell on the gate

Nature Box! I can’t wait to munch on Mother Nature’s Box! (This joke may be two years late, wish I had found this epic podcast sooner then 2020)

What is there, a healing potion recession???

@kayleighlehrman9566

5 жыл бұрын

if i had a cleric in my party of three, i wouldn't be worrying about healing potions. that being said, after said cleric used up all of his spell slots during interrogations, i would then start worrying about healing potions.

i ike this podcastl, iam just saying that

That's my cpap machine! Lmao Lmao Lmao

Wasn't......wasn't the garden in Rockport? Like....in the middle of it?

@otilia8156

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, when the portal shut, the train got obliterated. And since it got shut down when it broke through the walls of the garden, it didn't damage the city at all. Maybe some civilians got sprayed with shattered glas and stuff, but not much more, idk. I'm a year late to this comment so answering won't do much anyway 😂

@Genderanarchy

4 ай бұрын

I thought it was just an illusory room? Or am I mistaken and they actually just dropped a train on the real Jenkins Greenhouse because somehow that’s infinitely funnier than a train just “crashing” and popping out of existence

Did someone at Sega watch this podcast, and go, "oh, lemme put that in a Sonic game", cause seriously I swear the phantom ruby is just a poor man's Oculus.

thats my c-pap machine.. god that killed me

are we gonna talk about how Griffin says “umbrella” ?

@Naaronn

3 жыл бұрын

With the brothers McElroy, there are far too many words to stop for each one. You must simply learn to go with it and allow your vocabulary to corrupt

I thought that taako will cast levitate on the train

I don't know how, but I got lost during the last two episodes lol

50:31 slight Jack Nicholson vibes

The only way that got better is if they hit the fucking gauntlet to blow the fuckin engine car with the glass ball -- but plowing through Jenkins garden works really well.

What about Craigslist...? They can find Angus on there!!

Aren't they supposed to turn in the compass and wand and stuff to the random weapon thing? I need some lore confirmation.

@deadphoenixrising

3 жыл бұрын

probably but they aren't known for following the rules lol

@tophatgrendel

3 жыл бұрын

They don't have to, but they can turn in magic items they aren't using. The boys are more likely to forget they have a thing than use or pass it on.

7:30

Sour cream and onion are the best Pringles how dare you

So uh, did the train not have other passengers besides angus, jess and juicy wizard?

@luise3334

2 жыл бұрын

Nope! Just those three (besides Jenkins and the engineer, which, obvs we know what happened now). Griffin said it was only them at the beginning :)

They should have crashed the train into that jellyfish of forgetting.

If you have port magic that eliminates object from existence, why can’t you put those weapons in it?

@NightKnight_2514

3 жыл бұрын

I know right I was thinking that the entire time I was listening to this episode

Don't they still have the feather duster? Slow fall off the train might have been nice. Just sayin'.

I sear these guys know every person in the world's name except those in the actual game. Tom Bodett? Reginald VelJohnson? But that one wizard with juicy on his butt... Juicy Wizard.

Something something One Ring

Is Reginald VelJohnson actually a fan of the show? I know he made a guest appearance once, but damn!

Wait, which type of Pringles is the best type? They're all pretty terrible almost-chips with the intense MSG-spiked flavor powder on them being the only palatable part.

4:23

Hey

@NightKnight_2514

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@otilia8156

2 жыл бұрын

Yo

SPOILERS BITCHES Merle asking “where’s Davenport” here, hurt my heart a lil Ngl