Caleb explains that he is a hero: I murdered a man, I did it, he is dead, I killed him. He was a frog, and now he is dead. I killed the circus man.

@schwany6703

4 жыл бұрын

2 days ago, on this old ass video, still managed to get 14 likes, that's incredible

@Amnesia1998

4 жыл бұрын

And now you have 100 likes.

@117chronicles

4 жыл бұрын

And then there was 200 likes

@Chrismarzek

4 жыл бұрын

@@schwany6703 same. im trying to catch up so i can make sense of whats happened on other episodes from when i first found this channel.

@baxterwilhelm8114

4 жыл бұрын

This is straight up the funniest comment I've seen in my life.

Gustav: Don't make the same mistakes as your forefathers. Jester: Wow they had four fathers? Nott: I know that's really progressive!

@tomasroque3338

5 жыл бұрын

when was that?

@jennifermk4059

5 жыл бұрын

1:41:25

@tomasroque3338

5 жыл бұрын

@@jennifermk4059 Thank you! I can't believe I missed that, I honestly spent 15 minutes clicking through the video to find that and failed.

@brendaturner6831

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@robrojas8790

5 жыл бұрын

ty so much! in the Spanish subtitles this joke not make any sense.

Everyone: "How do we prove our innocence?" Caleb running directly to the authorities: "I have killed a man!"

@kida4313

Жыл бұрын

Also look at my piss goblin!

@safi6749

Жыл бұрын

Mamaaaa,just killed a man

@sobinir7933

Жыл бұрын

@@safi6749 put a spell against his head, rolled advantage now he's deeeaaaaaad

@justaghostinthesea

9 ай бұрын

​@@sobinir7933MAMAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOO!

@foxisconfused

7 ай бұрын

@secretsaresafe9399 DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYY

caleb: most towns don’t like goblins, most people don’t also caleb: THIS IS MY FRIEND SHE’S A GOBLIN

@rowanharbour

Жыл бұрын

Omg, yeah, lolz!

@G.F.SF55

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he thought it was best to be honest, but in retrospect it is funny 😂

@Wendeta-hq2cp

9 ай бұрын

Well technically they already realised she was (the guards I mean) and I assume Caleb saw how she didn't have her mask on and was in more chains than everyone else, so being the smart cookie that he is he concluded that it would be best to just be honest.

Beau - "MY FIRST NEMESIS!!" Matt - "A 12 YEAR OLD GIRLLL"

@TheManowarcraft

3 жыл бұрын

Beau-I just give her a little eh you know one of tho- Travis: SHE GOES UNCONSCIOUS 💀

@TheFlynCow

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheManowarcraft Beau:"I give her a little push" Matt:"Okay, How do you want to do this?" the Party: 👁👄👁

@jacktom3799

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFlynCowbeau:i punch her mortal combat style and destroy her skull

@MrSDPlayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFlynCow LMAO

@qerupasy

2 жыл бұрын

@Ambrose Contreras To be fair, expecting her to go easy on Vecna to protect Velora is complete nonsense. If you go easy at that point, you deserve the TPK.

"I thought you were Nott, the brave?" "Nono, there is no coma, I'm just not the brave." LOLOL

@leciii7831

5 жыл бұрын

Your grammar went into a coma when you made this post.

@duraemakye1384

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Lord_Numpty

4 жыл бұрын

And heartbreaking later on.

@krishnajain4391

2 ай бұрын

*comma.

The Gang: We should steal 2,000 gold from somewhere to get NPC Gustav out of trouble! Matt: Dear GOD, please don't.

@thelocaldork

Жыл бұрын

lmaoo fr he was like "ah shit how am i gonna fix this, please dont go stealing stuff"

@Amon2323

Жыл бұрын

In fairness putting an NPC at least 2 of them have a history with into indentured servitude for 2 years would make any non Evil group pause. Nice to see even the pro DMs sometimes make little errors of foresight, gives hope for the rest of us!

I love that Liam takes his german accent so far as to say "A Centimeter of my Life" rather than "An Inch"

@wouldiwasshookspeared4087

Жыл бұрын

And straight up calls someone an arschloch!

@Inno4138

Жыл бұрын

It was definitely more impactful though

@GermanyIsNotReal

Жыл бұрын

1:55:58 he did say "every inch of my body" tho

@G.F.SF55

Жыл бұрын

​@@GermanyIsNotReal well the people around you rubb off 😂

@zqueen3871

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the scene in Inglorious Basterds where the undercover American counts to 3 on his fingers incorrectly. Liam did the homework 😂💯

No one: Literally No One: Caleb: Alright, you got us. She's a Goblin.

@reedk2402

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Firefly ya but when she was arrested it was because the mask fell off. I mean town guards are stupid but not that stupid so its better to admit it than to try and talk your way out.

@partialbullet2215

4 жыл бұрын

I hope this becomes a running theme in the series *imagine* Royal guard: The goblins in this area are extremely dangerous and cleaver, we will give you 2 silver pieces for every goblin you slay Caleb: Okay you caught us, Nott is a goblin

@ryanmc6756

3 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: Not a single person: Not an animal: Not me: Not anyone in the comments: Literally no one at all: You: haha no one funny

"roll a deception check" ... * looks up at DM * "zero"

@outerheavenman

5 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at that

@puddlesdadawgcow3547

5 жыл бұрын

I also died laughing. I mean how does he get so unlucky that he rolls a 3 and has a modified or -3

@puddlesdadawgcow3547

5 жыл бұрын

Of*

@michaelklog

5 жыл бұрын

i loved that matt choked on his cola XD

@Beamankylo

5 жыл бұрын

@@evaahh9584 47:45

"Is that goblin pissing in my court??" Rules of improv: Yes, and...

@endel12

2 жыл бұрын

What *is* Sam doing???

@julianaayu

2 жыл бұрын

@@endel12 He's pissing

@wouldiwasshookspeared4087

Жыл бұрын

@@endel12 he was refilling his flask lol

@go44yeah

2 ай бұрын

​@@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 With piss

"I am either a clown, or a frog-killer." Incredible.

@peteralexandergraae2830

Жыл бұрын

Sam's just like: clown to the right of me, jester to the left. Here I am, stuck in the middle of it all

@sdagoth3037

Жыл бұрын

He is both.

Sam Riegel playing a character with -3 charisma is everything I never knew I needed

@zachary5833

5 жыл бұрын

Zero

@xOIwa

5 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard when he said "0", but then i remembered my character has -4 charisma so.... :D

@jamesborn3603

5 жыл бұрын

@@xOIwa please tell me you've rolled a -2 before

@xOIwa

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesborn3603 I did. But my character's name is Kay Oss so it's kinda suitable :D

@LP-iy5mv

5 жыл бұрын

That part was so funny

Matt just played four npc's in a courtroom by himself like a beast.

@davidmauro8947

5 жыл бұрын

1 take! xD

@kyndreds

5 жыл бұрын

Matt played like 12 characters in one scene near the end of campaign 1, that man is really talented

@catherinereed8977

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyndreds That was by and far an amazing scene.

@corvus1253

5 жыл бұрын

That's because Matthew Mercer is a DM god!

@lucindatheartist6435

5 жыл бұрын

Bassicaly me when I'm alone. Self roleplay

Caleb realizing something has finally gone right in his life, while on the other side a goblin devours cucumbers off the floor. Wonderful.

@bumbledy_bee

Жыл бұрын

A truly historic momment

@JnEricsonx

Жыл бұрын

Each having fun in their own way!

So you’ve got Nott using her body as a shield when Caleb’s down for the count last episode and now we got Caleb doing the same against a whole Lawmaster. I’m just very 🥺🥺🥺 about them both.

@TheKazeetie

2 жыл бұрын

Especially consider (possible spoilers for Caleb's backstory) How terrified he is of being locked up, this is like facing his worst fear if he failed

"Shes had a bad night" "I'm at one hit point i understand"

@nathanbaileigh9210

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Caleb.

@leonw5956

4 жыл бұрын

It's the mages life

@lauravturner

3 жыл бұрын

“It’s a hard knock life - for us!”

@vanish2884

3 жыл бұрын

Most under rated joke of the episode imo

Caleb, standing in front of the police covered in blood: I killed a man lmao

@Blasted2Oblivion

3 жыл бұрын

Not just "I killed a man." It was "I murdered this carnie and that proves us all innocent."

@xEvilRaptorx

3 жыл бұрын

Matt had to do some quick thinking to keep Liam from having to make a new char lol

@joshuarubenstein2298

3 жыл бұрын

Cha cha real smooth

@alexfox6232

3 жыл бұрын

I'm A mUrDeReR! I'lL dO iT aGaIn!

@anamitraroy1681

3 жыл бұрын

Mamaaaaa uuwwwwuuuu

I hope Beau keeps the gag of spamming help everytime she's being dragged to jail and sees her friends lol kills me everytime

No One: No One At All: Caleb: "I HAVE KILLED A MAN!!! I HAVE KILLED A MAN FROM THE CARNIVAL AND MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!!"

@agathiandevaraj9757

Ай бұрын

I donno if Caleb is doing it, or if Liam is pulling a Larkin moment, but its funny.

and caleb pulls the classic "you caught us, she's a goblin." this time in court while the judge's race is a sworn enemy to goblins

@Ihileath

5 жыл бұрын

Trash Panda better they find out by admission.

@Pundae

4 жыл бұрын

Another instance of Caleb's oversharing. For a man with so many secrets they're really bad at keeping them

@urando3042

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pundae makes him better at keeping the bigger secrets. They'll never know.

@micryt.

4 жыл бұрын

She was literally arrested for being a goblin.

@Pundae

4 жыл бұрын

@@micryt. that's not why she was arrested lol

In the bathhouse: Caleb: _actually taking a relaxing bath_ Nott: _eating off the floor and stealing everything_

@bartholomewjenkins164

4 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB He’s casting “Find Familiar” again

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Bartholomew Jenkins Who Caleb? I was wondering what the book was for.

@FrostyTheSnowPickle

3 жыл бұрын

When Nott takes a bath, she *takes* a bath.

@crungler

3 жыл бұрын

@DarthLesbian420 stealing is easy! originality is hard.

@FrostyTheSnowPickle

3 жыл бұрын

Cookie the Fabulous - Precisely. Just learning from Nott.

Ashleigh c1: the moral compass of the group Ashleigh c2: goes missing for two episodes and rocks up arrested

@madelyn1758

Жыл бұрын

ashleigh...

@demonchildDLC

Жыл бұрын

Ashley*

@cnh3109

Жыл бұрын

Ashley

@amandanorris8

Жыл бұрын

Ashli

@tacnomel2591

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was Ashlee tbh

43:05 Nott: gets stealth of 26 Caleb: “That’s my girl!” My heart: 💥💗💥💗💥💗

@JacobHeaton-tx4gd

9 ай бұрын

an exploding heart doesn't sound healthy are you okay.

@AMediumSizedKodiak

8 ай бұрын

@@JacobHeaton-tx4gd I believe the doctors call that “dead”

@JacobHeaton-tx4gd

8 ай бұрын

@@AMediumSizedKodiak indeed

"Is that like a magic tric-" "What's your armor class?" *nervous laughter*

@zennamok5428

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt she take enough damage to be knocked out...

@codyvandal2860

4 жыл бұрын

Zenna mok no she had 18HP

@olliecon5385

3 жыл бұрын

*chuckles* Im in danger

@expensivemagic4754

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@beluga_soup7285

3 жыл бұрын

best part. she was getting too big for her britches.

"Is the goblin pissing in my court" had me in tears

@allblazing1160

5 жыл бұрын

kicked it in the cotter Ra Ra Ra

@hexpsyche

5 жыл бұрын

1:15:46

@funsize69

4 жыл бұрын

Srsly thou what's he doing

@thomassmart4088

4 жыл бұрын

MVP

@Lathlaer

4 жыл бұрын

@@funsize69 Yeah Sam's and Laura's characters are clearly not right in the head :D

It is unreal how every persuasion, intimidation, and deception check is a failure (when it matters) for an ENTIRE TEAM.

@Wendeta-hq2cp

9 ай бұрын

The team has no rizz. They completely suck at actually throwing their personality around. 🤣

@peterrose5373

3 ай бұрын

At least partly because they're more interested in being amusing than sensible, and they have a lot of faith in their plot armor.

47:55 has to be my favorite Sam moment so far (finally watching Campaign 2 from the start) The way he rolls, sits back with the look of a natural 20 then goes "Zero" with just as much confidence is fucking hysterical

@CasualApostate

2 жыл бұрын

I just got to this part and I agree lmao.

@juiciethebox1564

5 ай бұрын

And Liam pointing and laughing “look at him look at him look at him” is the icing on the cake

Loved the scene of Beau making the demon's corpse mouth things while jester and fjord cackled, Molly just walked off disturbed, and nott pointed her knife at it thinking it was alive. All the whole with Caleb throwing up in the background. Truly a group bonding moment

@haydenmorgan8156

5 жыл бұрын

someone draw this now

@phantomgrape

5 жыл бұрын

This is a complete draw the squad prompt

@thesandman1385

5 жыл бұрын

This would be one of the best illustrations ever.

@lakedoessomething702

5 жыл бұрын

I can see my players doing this lol

@TrashDeviant

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Friday night.

“I’m at one hit point, I understand.” I need that on a t-shirt.

@kungfuskull

5 жыл бұрын

Tiffany Drudy i would totally buy that as merch. Hint hint, producers

@LP-iy5mv

5 жыл бұрын

I think that and zero would be good on a T-SHIRT

@erikwilliams1562

4 жыл бұрын

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Okay but Sam helping Laura hide her pregnancy because they hadn’t announced it yet was like the cutest thing. 2:11:49 and 2:33:49

@thespankmyfrank

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing it out! That's so sweet.

@natashawylie7555

Жыл бұрын

@@thespankmyfrank Isn’t it!!!!!!

@Lord_Forehead

10 ай бұрын

Well spotted, that's awesome!

@mirandactl

10 ай бұрын

I would have never noticed! So sweet!

@uli11

9 ай бұрын

Honestly the moments of sweetness, caring and thoughtfulness between our ragtag troup is so incredibly wonderful to behold...

Yet another episode of Caleb revealing his friend is a goblin without anyone asking

@NerdHerdForLife

Жыл бұрын

*Caleb* : Goblins aren't very well like, we need to keep you hidden *Also Caleb, every 10 minutes, completely unprompted* : MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!

@slvaltva1392

9 ай бұрын

he is like that one very protective friend who accidentally makes everything about race "This girl is kinda weird" "How DARE you say something wrong about her just because she is a GOBLIN???" "I didn't even know she is" "Oh"

@ArkbladeIX

8 ай бұрын

Persona 5 Ryuuji if he liked to read

@averystevenson7155

6 ай бұрын

They already knew at that point

When your party members bully you so much that you incorporate taking a bath into your downtime

@elbruces

4 жыл бұрын

I do not understand these types of comments. As a DM, the biggest challenge I find is having enough story prepared to keep the players entertained for a full session, without them chewing through all the plot in under an hour (my group is very goal oriented). As such, if a player wants to eat up fifteen minutes of play time on something simple, or on having a conversation among themselves, that's a huge help. You can sit back and coast for a bit and let THEM tell YOU the story, which is delightful. I cannot imagine what kind of DM would be upset by their players giving them a break and picking up the narrative slack.

@TheBlarggle

4 жыл бұрын

@@elbruces I think 1: It's because the thing he chose to do, out of all the things possibly available to a creative player like him, he chose to bathe because his party members made up the fact that he was smelly. So instead of preparing potions, writing scrolls, shopping for spell ingredients(which he needed at one point), he chose to RP taking a bath. It's funny. So people comment on it. 2. You're taking jokey observations about RPing a bath too seriously.

@wesleyw7908

4 жыл бұрын

@@elbruces That's because these type of comments are jokes, and you apparently failed spotting the joke. Must have been a natural 1

@elbruces

4 жыл бұрын

Not always. I see a LOT of comments seriously suggesting that Matt should be annoyed when the characters want to take time to RP themselves without following his story. That's the context I'm coming from.

@TheBlarggle

4 жыл бұрын

@@elbruces No you don't.

**After seeing Beau's character portrait for the first time** Me: Ah, yes, Beauregard of the southern water tribe.

@TheArtistLuna

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@sofiabasile3132

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@immortalsnail-xd7zv

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nalwoir you alright there?

@chipperdrewski

3 жыл бұрын

YUP. Sokka lookalike!

@princessblazena

3 жыл бұрын

Marisha feels about ATLA, the way I feel about Princess Tutu 😍😌😁 It creeps into my character building, I can't help it 😭🤣🤣

You can immediately tell how much this strange, new group means to Caleb by how incredibly blessed he comes off for having a moment of peace with his best friend where he’s now in a position to read in silence, and in peace for even a little while. Just two days ago in character he was starving. Wanted. Scared. Not just for his own safety but for Nott’s. And now he has friends waiting for him, his best friend is safe by his side, and they can exist in peace. It’s incredible storytelling.

Mollymauk saying “there’s nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of em. Well, mostly….” is excellent foreshadowing.

@matthewherndon6488

6 ай бұрын

It's my first time watching this series, but honestly this isn't that much of a spoiler at all. 😆 Death and resurrection is just how Critical Role operates.

@aaronhopple5551

3 ай бұрын

Yeah...

@neutwho

3 ай бұрын

@@matthewherndon6488 I did not say “excellent spoiler,” I said foreshadowing. Totally different! And totally unintentional on Taliesin’s part, as we later learn in the campaign 2 wrap-up, which only proves he is an ancient eldritch being of unfathomable knowing.

@Archangelous1337

Ай бұрын

How about keeping stuff relating to later episodes in the comment section of said later episodes. I know that's really difficult for stupid people to understand that love to rush back and allude to stuff later on like they're something special and then just make those of us on our first time through not want to come to the comment section to see some of the funny comments people have left, or helpful ones pointing out stuff we might have missed in this episode, because we might stumble into comments from these stupid people.

@neutwho

Ай бұрын

@@Archangelous1337 Lol this was six years ago, get over yourself

3:04:38 “Let’s go all of these places!” *Matthew makes the face of a DM that has not prepared all of these places*

@XcZeus3469

5 жыл бұрын

Matt has begun plotting how he can murder Jester and pass it off as "part of the plot" to stop her antics.

@Rembanspellsong

5 жыл бұрын

@@XcZeus3469 A good DM will never murder a PC just to stop some antics. Especially not when there are times when he can't keep a straight face because of said antics.

@XcZeus3469

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rembanspellsong Sarcasm. A good commenter knows how to identify it.

@fashionsuckman4652

5 жыл бұрын

@@XcZeus3469 gotta put a /s for the retards

@bjminyard563

5 жыл бұрын

My God that’s funny!!!

DM: "make a deception check" Nott: ".......zero......." everyone but nott : dies with laughter including me

@virginiamooney4105

5 жыл бұрын

Highlights: Matt disappearing behind the screen. Liam brazenly pointing and laughing at Matt. Sam's nearly folded hands and gestures with "3 minus 3 = zero."

@chrisspiers1

4 жыл бұрын

Nott could Star in her own film... ‘Deception Failure’.

Lol. I love that they all kinda hint at like “yeah I’m wanted for crimes so let’s avoid like 60% of the world”

Caleb: “I am injured to within a centimeter of my life.” Liam is so in character that he uses the metric system!

@Sizzox

7 ай бұрын

”And it was the meteic system!” - Taryon Darrington

I love how Caleb is literally a light breeze away from death for the first half of this episode yet no one suggests that he gets medical attention for two hours

@AnxietyRat

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love being the quiet friend. You get forgotten about sometimes. But more likely they just forgot he was at 1 hit point from the previous session.

@lazynoodle6739

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnxietyRat That's very likely they forgot. Even the time of the day changed - whole last battle was in a middle of the night and it was suddenly just 10pm when they rested here XD

@coolerthanoranges

3 жыл бұрын

He rolled some hit dice when they realized the boat ride was a short rest, so he at least wasn't at 1 hp

@sleepy6613

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolerthanoranges he declined the hit die, he wanted to stay at low health to show off his wounds

@bayarea_pyro4159

3 жыл бұрын

Caleb: “I’d like to jump for joy after acquiring these new spells in the bath-house!” Dm: “roll for agility because the floor is wet now that naught spilled the pitcher” Dice: “1” Dm: “you sprain your ankle and fall into a coma”

I love how Sam OWNS his low rolls. "Zero."

@mme.veronica735

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair that's impressive. How many people can roll a 0 with a 3

@deffdefying4803

5 жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 A fair few, -3 modifiers aren't that hard to come by.

@Logan_Baron

5 жыл бұрын

Felicia Day rolled a negative 1 on initaitive last campaign.

@StrapMerf

5 жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 I have a character I rolled that could roll 1 0 from a 3.... dice gods hated me this day with 5, 8, 4, 7, 8, 12... (4d6, highest 3) i tried to sacrifice a d6 to the gods under my car tyre.. they did not accept my sacrifice, the dice lives..

@allblazing1160

5 жыл бұрын

were the hell is bo the breaker

Finally started Critical Role and now I know why Matt is held in such high regard. Holy shit, he is amazing.

@DarkDecimus

Жыл бұрын

He is like a Tolken or RR Martin, who not only creates these incredibly detailed and full, lore rich worlds, but also then acts them out and all the the npcs who populate those worlds! Amazing indeed!

@bloodybutterflygaming1242

Жыл бұрын

Fellow newbie (both to CR and as a DnD player). He really is great. The only thing that sucks is there are so many people acting like if their DMs aren't on his level that makes them inherently bad. 😔

@jasonryba2126

8 ай бұрын

@@bloodybutterflygaming1242 Trying to be a DM to a bunch of kids that have binged all of Campaign 1 is difficult at best.

Feels like the Circus master totally knew what was up with the devil frog, and was letting him feed on healthy people in the circus since they wouldn't likely die. Hence why the elderly were banned, but one got through and got eaten and started this whole mess.

@megans4211

2 жыл бұрын

+

@2g33ksgamingttv3

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure in a talks machina or something Matt admits that the circus master made a deal with it, this was probably something similar to the arrangement

@gabrielleblack4328

Жыл бұрын

Yes exactly what I was thinking

@gabrielleblack4328

Жыл бұрын

It’s so obvious Matt basically handed to them on a platter but they did not get it per usual 😂

@Wendeta-hq2cp

9 ай бұрын

Oh absolutely! Gustav absolutely fucking knew and accepted it! "No sick, no elderly" aka "no easily killable people".

Caleb never mentioned that he removed the braids so I love to think that form now on that they are just there forever now.

@toasted_equestrian

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly if his hair is as greasy from lack of bathing, the braids probably stayed in really well.

@louie8483

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THIS

@pixelcat5725

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thats true XD

@HosannaReign

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about this is that those braids were actually over 2 years ago. Most of us are caught up on the campaign and in the know by now. Those of us rewatching the first episodes and catching up to the actual campaign through Christmas break are coming to know these small details. Even after all this time this show has managed to capture our hearts and our imaginations. Watching these episodes for the first time and in many cases for many other people re-watching these episodes, it is exhilarating to see. Oh how the continuity of this content doth spring forth, much joy for d&d fans.

@zebur4170

3 жыл бұрын

Due to his poor hygiene they slowly become dreadlocks

“Sorry for choking you with my stick.”

@ChitenBugMan

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha GAY

@wonderlandartwork3579

5 жыл бұрын

... and I'll never do it again?

@sita1871

5 жыл бұрын

Lies! All lies!

@astonlynch1591

5 жыл бұрын

Her large wooden stick

@gayfoxxx7229

5 жыл бұрын

Both Beau or Marisha could choke me with a wooden stick anytime... 😏

I’m starting to think Laura Bailey is just a character Jester plays...

@isaacmiller3386

3 жыл бұрын

"Self is a construct"

"Injured within a CENTIMETER of my life" unassuming sentence showing how deep in character he is

Nott the Brave was waiting for 4 episodes to make that punchline.

@TheCart54321

5 жыл бұрын

Zoshi what punchline

@AlvaNylund

5 жыл бұрын

Cool Dude Nott The Brave, no comma

@MasDouc

5 жыл бұрын

Shit was priceless

@successtalkswithshivamsir4298

5 жыл бұрын

Good

@tonyravioli1982

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheCart54321 "I'm Nott the brave" as in Not brave

"We literally cut off Barney's head and just shoved it in her face." I'm dying right now xD

@sandrafunacc1

3 жыл бұрын

Let the children rejoice.

@Zander_Schilling

3 жыл бұрын

Joy to the world, Barney's dead We've barbecued his head. Don't worry about the body, We flushed it down the potty, And around and around it went. And around and around it went. Around and around the body went.

@Phoenixfox-og6el

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zander_Schilling singing this was an absolute joy thank you

@Zander_Schilling

3 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenixfox-og6el I do my best to provide incredibly grotesque and messed up song to little children all over the world

@BobBob-pj3qo

3 жыл бұрын

in the campaign i play i’m a half ork barbarian that every enemies race/species we haven’t fought yet i say a fine addition to my collection then steal their head i have traumatised numerous shopkeepers because of this and anything we have fought i get advantage on intimidation rolls so far i have a goblin head an ork head and an ogre head we have only played two sessions but im gonna get a human head soon because we are the good guys

TIMESTAMPS 2023, BACK TO THE TOP: 00:30 - Sam Presents the DnD Beyond Awards 4:45 - Foreshadowing this episode’s rolls 8:50 - Episode Start 14:30 - No Respect for the Dead 19:40 - At level 2, you don’t kill kids, you just traumatize them 35:05 - A heartfelt apology 37:30 - Travis with unlimited Disguise Self is OP 44:00 - Jester, priestess of trickery 47:40 - Nott a rogue 1:11:10 - Caleb is the actual worst lawyer 1:14:50 - Yasha ran to get to the set of Blindspot, Fridays on NBC 1:24:50 - Yasha on the lam 1:38:20 - Nott and Jester Buddy Cop movie please 1:43:20 - This girl’s gonna be the final boss 1:46:25 - No comma 1:49:05 - This feels like an actual Monty Python sketch 1:50:20 - That 18 Wisdom score 1:57:55 - Beau is into ladies confirmed? 2:00:02 - Break Starts 2:11:24 - Break Ends 2:19:30 - I gotta use that sometime 2:42:20 - Old Man Matt 2:50:05 - Nott a German 2:54:15 - The Bathhouse Caper 3:03:25 - Map Hype 3:15:30 - …Spice? 3:33:50 - But why though? 3:40:40 - Yippee Kiyay

@danielsandefur7364

6 ай бұрын

Bump

@mightyxt

5 ай бұрын

7:30 intro

@mightyxt

5 ай бұрын

3:01:55 “Why is this crowbar 7 gold?”

@Salemgray

5 ай бұрын

2024 now is crazy

@Aldinth

4 ай бұрын

Why the hell is the most important comment so low?

We learned of Yasha's book where she puts flowers this episode and we thought hey that's a cool little idiosyncrasy for a character like her...and then plenty episodes later we will be smacked in the heart by the real reason she collects flowers.

@wardalafef5705

2 жыл бұрын

İ like comments like yours they don't spoil but rather excite by not mentioning what actually is there to be discovered

@theglasswolf3206

Жыл бұрын

@@wardalafef5705 - same, they make me try to guess as to what the reason could be & that’s so much fun

Favorite Caleb quotes: "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer!" "I'm a dirty hobo and I reek like yesterday's garbage."

@scottlucas5003

6 жыл бұрын

I'd totally buy a "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer T-shirt

@FlyingButterHorse

6 жыл бұрын

And I'd Totally buy a "I'm a dirty hobo and i reek like yesterday's garbage" t-shirt. LOL.

@John-rb8gb

6 жыл бұрын

You’re forgetting some prime Nott T-shirt quotes like “All Magic Kills Goblins”

@the_well-known_stranger2275

6 жыл бұрын

A KZread Commenter I LOVE TRINKETS SOOO MUCH!!!

@Leviathis_Krade

5 жыл бұрын

"Why's this crowbar seven gold?"

"I thought you were 'Nott, the Brave'" "No, there's no coma. I'm just 'Nott the brave'"

@danielvalentino3675

6 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Rodriguez phenominal line

@MaddBass7

6 жыл бұрын

I appreciate your correct use of quotation. I don't know why, but it's nice to see in a KZread comment for once.

@valkoharja

6 жыл бұрын

comma, but yeah.

@ReptarTheUgly

6 жыл бұрын

" H'ey "WhA'Ts up"'" mY+-";! guys

@NullCodeMusic

6 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Rodriguez comma*

It's still weird, after years of Grog, to see Travis being the one with the intelligence and common sense for the party!

@CabageBeans

2 жыл бұрын

He still kinda was, he just couldn't voice it in a way that wasn't in line with Grog's stats.

@JadeReloaded

Жыл бұрын

Grog had common sense, it was just the common sense of the average five-year-old.

@dennisn5308

Жыл бұрын

what impresses me is how well he plays are character with super high charisma, high intelligence but sub-par wisdom. It really shows how he is both crazy smart but also very gullible and naive.

@ore0hn0

10 ай бұрын

I love it for him. He is having the best time

@Gregatron13

10 ай бұрын

Also Sam having no charisma 😂

Matt to Marisha: You approach the Baumbauch family brewery. Me, a German learner: Ah, yes. The tree stomach family.

@simongiles9749

Жыл бұрын

I assumed it was the Baumbach, which would be like a tree-lined brook.

"I kinda want to punch you back" "Then do it." Beau.exe has stopped working

@LookieLoki

3 жыл бұрын

When the dom tells the switch to take control 😂

@Chameleon_Cat

3 жыл бұрын

@Josh Price mac curruption noise du du du du

@caca95cb

3 жыл бұрын

@@LookieLoki god yes that's exactly what I thought

When Nott is taking a bath, she's TAKING a bath!

@rafaelplugge3214

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment! xD

1:58:20 Marisha " I smell bad ya'll ". Travis sneaks a sample sniff. " You smell like girl ". Cracked me up.

55:48 Marisha bringing back the manacled "help. help. help." 😂

@golik133

5 ай бұрын

It needs to be put in the upcoming show😂

Keyleth: How can I fulfill my responsibilities? Beauregard: How can I AVOID any responsibilities?

Caleb: "You are young. Sometimes, you will meet someone you think is good, and then it turns out they are not." Me: *just quietly sobs*

@nutterbirdy1983

4 жыл бұрын

Katia K I’m rewatching due to lockdown and I’m noticing sooooo many things I missed before.

@addaptinginthedark

4 жыл бұрын

@@nutterbirdy1983 It's crazy, isn't it? Matt is the most insane planner I have ever seen! And the rest of them are so amazing at dropping the smallest of hints about their backstories. It's truly a mastercraft.

@muttzoone

4 жыл бұрын

this makes me think of Essek oh wow

@henrybach7865

3 жыл бұрын

@Katia K that’s happened to me before...

@pechum7361

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

I love how Laura brought up "life needs things to live"...lol Talesin is never going to live that down.

noone: Caleb: SHE'S A GOBLIN, OKAY, YOU GOT ME.

@jgamer2228

2 жыл бұрын

It simply astounds me at the amount of copycats in the comments section of every critical role video

@henrymartinvo

8 ай бұрын

@@jgamer2228If something is obviously observable, lots of people will point it out. Copycats are the people who literally copy-paste comments for views. These folks are just pointing out the blatant reoccurring thing Caleb did

It occurs to me that Nott can deny pretty much anything and fool a detect lies/ zone of truth. 'I'm Nott, a theif! I'm Nott .I'm Nott!!!'

@sircastic959

5 жыл бұрын

if they don´t know her name.

@kierancharlebois8040

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad that deception roll

@darkamora5123

5 жыл бұрын

Who stole the priceless gem? Nott, me! Who murdered this man? Nott, me! Yeah, checks out.

@Wookie_oo7

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Mark

Watching Matt talk to himself playing multiple characters is amazing. Also I wondered people call Beauregard the "Disaster Lesbian" I now understand.

@willowwisp4627

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it .

@vcagande7998

4 жыл бұрын

Because Beau doesn’t have her life together and she’s a lesbian

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Cagande No it refers to when people are dumb due to a crush, but they’re also a lesbian

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

No wait I fucked up, I was thinking of “useless lesbian”

@davidparkes7741

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB To be fair Beau is both a disaster & useless lesbian.

At 1:02:50 when Norda calls them criminals and Sam says we're not criminals just travellers since Nott and Caleb broke out of....... (prison) but goes silent was brilliant!

@jweather66

10 ай бұрын

THANK YOU! I totally missed this moment. When Beau asked Caleb (seemingly out of nowhere) when they broke out of prison I was SO confused. I reread 4 episode synopses to make sure I didn't miss the reveal, but couldn't find it! Felt so crazy.

laura giving liam sideeye when he's (really dramatically) describing caleb in the bath is giving me life

@jweather66

10 ай бұрын

I loved that crazy scene. You know he smells like absolute crap, but he still refuses to scrub his body or even get his head wet when he just PAID for an expensive bath

Caleb to a concerned Nott: "It was you and me. Now it's you and me and them. Take your blue friend's hand." Heartsqueeze.

@jonathansims967

3 жыл бұрын

Their relationship is just really amazing, i just started so i dont know anything yet

@albertnormal6834

2 жыл бұрын

There's a story about a wolf pack in there somewhere. And yes I know I'm responding to a 1 year old comment.

@1989v9

2 жыл бұрын

@@albertnormal6834 oh hey! thought i was the only one who's late here

@captainrex-cx9uv

2 жыл бұрын

@@1989v9 nope

@bensavedbychrist

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainrex-cx9uv I'm the latest!

Fucking love that during the court scene, everyone failed so many persuasion checks that Matt eventually had to throw them a bone and say "alright I believe you" hahaha

@vohnjaajnhov9368

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha as a dm, i always have to be careful what i ask the players to roll- like, there's a balance between having fun with game mechanics and adding a sense of risk versus accidently having the party natural one themselves into hours of unintended jailtime fun or bureaucratic nonsense 🤣

@Lyonatan

3 жыл бұрын

Would have been fun if he sends all of them to the quarry for a session. XD

@tgodd

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the dc’s were very high. She probably has a high insight score and everybody but Nott rolled above a ten.

@DaVeganZombie

2 жыл бұрын

Just because they roll low doesn’t mean the characters won’t believe them. Poor presentation =/= non belief. They are trying to persuade someone who was trying already to believe them, if she weren’t, she would simply execute them like she threatened dozens of times. They just did a really poor job of saying the things they had said- like a person laughing during a serious moment out of nerves. It was actualy kinda cool and said a lot about the character that she could see past that and remain objective.

@Riverfall_

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's the reason why there was no reward for their service to the town.

I think Talisen, as Molly, acting like a big brother to Toya is everything I needed in life.

"Welcome to level 3 tonight" 'If we live' *Matt's evil giggle*

Caleb is by far the most sane of this party. And that is terrifying. I love it.

@TheAlienGinger

4 жыл бұрын

Looking back, this is DEFINITELY not true

@MrWTFgameplay

4 жыл бұрын

The Alien Ginger huh... sane you say..?

@codyrm86

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you wana rethink that bud?

@megashark1013

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Fjord is the most sane. And he barfs up saltwater every night.

Legend has it that the old gnome is still waiting for the strange man to return to buy the music box.

@Pundae

4 жыл бұрын

And the guy who held the farming books

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Elsa Frost This is why people at yard sales don’t hold things without payment XD Everyone knows you aren’t coming back

Jester repeatedly just rearranging entire stores in minutes? Yeah, she's making the Traveler proud.

After watching Campaign 3 and being new to Campaign 2, hearing the gang all say “making my way” and no one singing along afterwards is very weird.

@veronicanaumov2981

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I started with Campaign 2, then began Campaign 1, and then started Campaign 3. Now I have finished Campaign 1 and 2 and am keeping up with 3. I've started a rewatch of campaign 2 and a lot of the jokes that are now iconic are overlooked but there are also a lot of things that are different. Slight spoilers, but uh watching the 3rd episode of campaign 2 and seeing how close the party got to a TPK really surprised me because of the events of campaign 3. I found it really interesting that a lot of times when I play D&D the party often gets dangerously close to a TPK. Granted I'm still a new player but seeing the party have to strategize changed my perspective. For me, I've played several sessions where my character goes unconscious very fast because I usually play sorcerer and so seeing Liam struggle because Caleb goes unconscious almost instantly in battle really made me understand the game a bit better. I think I have a better perpective.

@ore0hn0

10 ай бұрын

I sing it in my head almost everytime. Otherwise it just feels like it's missing 😅😂

@localterror

9 ай бұрын

I’m doing the exact same rn. It’s so strange!

I like the contrast of Texas Ranger Ford and German Hobo-Wizard Caleb. It's amusing.

@vanguardbreaker8826

3 жыл бұрын

German hobo-wizard. Bloody brilliant.

"The twins are being the twins. Orna is being Orna." And "Yasha- yasha-ed" Are this far my favorite Mollymauk quotes

@Konpekikaminari

5 жыл бұрын

"When in doubt, if something goes wrong, just... nudity. It usually works" also a fitting candidate IMO

@darthfenrir7773

5 жыл бұрын

@@Konpekikaminari "I am your god, long may I reign. Eat of my fruits."

@Konpekikaminari

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthfenrir7773 not there yet But it I'm looking forward to it

@thesandman1385

5 жыл бұрын

My friends and I now use "Yasha-ed" instead of "ran away"

@sevencats4964

4 жыл бұрын

@TheDragonflie that's the best summary of that bit

I love they just looked at Yasha and were like “I’m adopting this” and she barely got a say and Caleb is like that tired dad who just looks at the puppy his family adopted without his say and is just like “fine, I’m too tired to argue this” and let’s them have it.

« I’m sorry that I choked you with my stick » what an underrated moment in the campaign

"MY FIRST NEMESIS" "IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL" *dies*

Jester: "Life does need things to live." Molly: "That's a terrible phrase, who said that?" Me: *Lost it beyond recovery*

@maxharter5716

4 жыл бұрын

(casts Mass Cure Wounds and directs all 700 points to Eva)

@sandrafunacc1

3 жыл бұрын

So did Bren, supposedly.

@Ultrabutters

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxharter5716 you're thinking of the level 9 spell Mass Heal

@Abitflippant

3 жыл бұрын

In that same moment Molly also said "you only get one life...mostly" 1:50:07

@MadnessHEROReverend

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the lesser known follow up to Shiro Emiya's famous "People die when they are killed" quote. fun fact(s): Sam Rigel was the voice of Shiro Emiya, with Liam O'Brian as the Voice of Archer Emiya from Fate Stay/Night.

"There's nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of them... mostly." *- Mollymauk*

If The Mighty Nein get an animated series, I deeply want the episode that marks the end of the prologue/Trostenwald arc to end midshot with the entire group running after their rapidly escaping cart.

@Kasino80

Жыл бұрын

Now that it's been announced I'm 90% certain they'll start with this arc. It's the perfect entry to the group.

47:42 "I was just a bystander!!" *rolls a 0 for Deception* Nothing will ever surpass the joy I feel when I see Liam *point and laugh* at Matt for choking on his drink.

@worldbuilder3262

2 жыл бұрын

Best part

@ALJ9000

Жыл бұрын

I live for these moments

@at.myrthe

7 ай бұрын

It's one of the rare times Matt raises his glass and actually decides to drink, and he immediately regrets it

@mb2001

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the timestamp!

"Here." *Pulls off one of the many rings they looted off of the toad's corpse* "This is an old family heirloom." XD, Jester is just amazing.

@SorchaSublime

5 жыл бұрын

"Thanks, it looks a lot like one I lost a few days ago" either the toad stole it or it wasn't one of those rings and jester stole it. Either or.

Caleb talking to the fisherman is easily one of my top ten favorite moments of this campaign. "Did you know the circus was in town? Doesn't matter..."

Caleb: "We're not robbing a store Nott, we're going to be lawful and not draw attention!" *Realizes he couldn't afford a health potion if his life literally depended on it* Also Caleb: "K you got a plan for robbing?"

Jester: “They have four fathers?” Nott: “That’s progressive!” Iconic duo XD

@irishpanic

3 жыл бұрын

I want to watch an animated series of nott and jester detective agency. As long as Sam and Laura do the voices

@bonniefazman9065

2 жыл бұрын

Meh, Intelligence is a dumb stat anyway. XD

@Siricerasi

Жыл бұрын

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@Zizan931

Жыл бұрын

Lol i totally missed that joke

It's incredible that Nott and Caleb literally bathing, which serves no narrative purpose and is the literal equivalent of a beach episode, is one of the most hilarious and engaging parts

@an8strengthkobold360

3 жыл бұрын

It f*cking is.

@toastydeadfrogs453

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to critical role this shit happens often

@illivetia

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, we got to see him having a disociating episode/mental breakdown there.

@liamfaherty7211

3 жыл бұрын

It's like the beach episode from avatar

@reddragonX1000

3 жыл бұрын

Yet, Sam was smart enough to let out a little foreshadow that's almost imperceptible. So even the bathing scene got a little importance.

omg Nott asking "are you still gonn be the same Caleb?" when they're going into the shower hits so different when you know her backstory. Sam really loves leaving little tid bits for the re-watchers

@alexhuettl1716

9 ай бұрын

He and Liam REALLY started their RP early and rewatching it is AMAZING.

@sophietinnefeld-wilson2924

8 ай бұрын

Actually, Sam didn’t have that part in his backstory at this point. He knew that Nott didn’t like water, and had never known Caleb to be clean in any way. I’m hindsight, though, maybe Sam’s subconscious was already working on that but.

@allmight8127

6 ай бұрын

​@sophietinnefeld-wilson2924 oh I was wondering about this cause. (Spoiler) Laura calls him/nott a half ling as a lie to the boat men.... wonder if that was the idea....

I want to crochet a blanket out of Fjord’s voice and wrap up in it on a cold day

When the devil toad is slain and the day is saved then you realize there's 76 more episodes left in the series.

@elbruces

4 жыл бұрын

They're only like second or third level at this point.

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Fizzle Dimglow Cause it’s a campaign? That’s how DnD is, a bunch of different things

@magoswes3588

4 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB Mate, this was five months ago

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Nurgle and Khorne Heretek Cody Okay??

@maxharter5716

4 жыл бұрын

@@magoswes3588 it's from over a year ago. Check the release date.

First campaign healers: war cleric, druid, bard (or, briefly, an artificer with potions), ranger, eventually a multiclass paladin. Second campaign healers: trickster cleric. With a character who literally hurts himself to use his special abilities. This team is in for some pain.

@ayumikuro3768

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing healing potions can't handle. (Or the healer feat) My current party is: Gish Sorcerer, Gish Warlock, Rogue, Wizard and a Bard, who pretty much blows all his spell slots for offensive spells. So half the party is always in CQC getting blasted with Friendly Fire. And strangely they all survive.

@DurandalsFate

5 жыл бұрын

@@ayumikuro3768 Matt limits how many healing potions the party can buy, and they burned through potions even in the first campaign, so this party probably needs to be more careful.

@ayumikuro3768

5 жыл бұрын

@@DurandalsFate Yeah I realized that in a later episode. Matt only sells a few potions at 50 ~ 70 gp. Which I personally find a bit to over the top. So they really should get the healer feat going. It's a one per long rest heal, but at least it's cheaper. Also they have song of rest for some reason which is an additional d6 per short rest, which is also rather good in the early game. I usually run much cheaper, mass produced potions (which are worse ones [I really like my d100 random potion effects], often created by a crazy old lady or they have a quest attached to reduce the price. Imho 25 gp is plenty for potions of healing. Common items should be common. That being said I tend to run much leaner economies [compared to the 2-3 DMs I played under], where one week of questing returns a potion for everyone and some basic supplies. Which they easily burn on their next quest. So I guess it's actually not that different. 🤔

@theendicott2838

4 жыл бұрын

Ayumi Kuro yeah, I have only limited my players ability to buy healing potions once so far, because it made sense from a story perspective (the fighting pits were running the annual championship), but I don’t think it makes any kind of sense how much money Matt charges for the basic healing potions. Like you said: common items should be common.

@elbruces

4 жыл бұрын

How much you restrict magic item availability is directly proportional to how "special" it feels in the world. Otherwise you might as well jist replace the city's tap water with healing potion.

doesnt matter when you read this, Any character by Liam: I'VE HAD A VERY BAD DAY

Sam helping Laura escape the table while hiding bump. ADORABLE

@Stronghand-yw1lk

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@jessicanolan5371

Жыл бұрын

@@Stronghand-yw1lk right after the break

Is "Life needs things to live" Critical Role's "people die when they are killed?"

@r.r815

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ninbrannon5777

5 жыл бұрын

It was a failed one-liner from the last campaign, by one of the normally wittier characters. To be fair, he hadn't had his coffee, there was no bacon. . .

@ninbrannon5777

5 жыл бұрын

@FluffyXai During the Feywild trip, right before fighting Saundor. An episode ending with a 9, I think. 79? And I know, right! I'm not sure if it'll be better or worse when I finally catch up to the current episode. On the one hand, I can't be spoiled, on the other, no going right on to the next one!

@unbreakablelag

5 жыл бұрын

But what if they are a Lich?

@trzynasty909

5 жыл бұрын

@@unbreakablelag then you use the sister phrase : "Unlife doesn't need things to live"

2:43:19 Matt: *Returns to normal self* Also Matt: *Continues to eat invisible porridge*

@elbruces

4 жыл бұрын

It's really good invisible porridge.

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Method acting!

@izstrella

3 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh he did, ahaha!

lol, the bit where Sam goes "...zero :D " and Matt laughs so hard that drink goes up his nose.

@Letham316

2 жыл бұрын

"We're not criminals, we're not. Me and Caleb have just been travelling since we broke out of that, umm...nothing 😬 "

Rewatching this after finishing C2, puts the conversation between Caleb and Tova in an entirely new light. "Sometimes the people you trust aren't what they seem" I cry.

@pyropip

Жыл бұрын

Toya*...Tova was the guest star from C1 who turned into a bear