"It looks like a tractor with legs." "Is it sexy?"

@laneyhogerheide3236

5 жыл бұрын

A sexy tractor with legs.

@happybean4992

4 жыл бұрын

* two trucks, having sex-

"Is that a Taako original?" "No! It's a Taako Supreme!"

@joelhaggis5054

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated.

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

Clint's never been more proud.

"Ah, your voice is like a song!" THATS SO CUTE--

i was eating and when Taako said "i caress his cheek with mage hand" i dropped my food, it was that funny. jesus christ this podcast is incredible

@infiniteechoes

4 жыл бұрын

fantasy, jesus christ

"Magnus doesn't do spiders" Also Magnus: "I jump on the spiders back"

"I've landed on Bryan" I'M WHEEZING

"someone roll to see if they know if this cave is haunted."

@insomnicbypasser

5 жыл бұрын

*Laughing in lup*

@sol503

5 жыл бұрын

@@insomnicbypasser nOOOO LMAO

@insomnicbypasser

5 жыл бұрын

*LAUGHING INTENSIFIES*

@sol503

5 жыл бұрын

@@insomnicbypasser N O

It should been Brian for the human (Brian with one "I") and Briiiiiiiian for the spider (Brian with eight "I"s). ;)

@user-kj1xx8wv1v

7 жыл бұрын

Anna Sanders slowly push vriska twords you

@maruwhilby4078

7 жыл бұрын

Leave.

@Pup3_

6 жыл бұрын

awful, absolutely terrible. i love it

@asiunderstandit5717

6 жыл бұрын

Anna Sanders shouldn't human Brian have two i's

@jude6291

6 жыл бұрын

Anna Sanders But humans have two eyes

Taako x Brian the Black Spider OTP

@bananakatt2315

6 жыл бұрын

nah. taako x kravitz

@savemeaspoon6310

6 жыл бұрын

Mariah Gil s t o p

@mx.chalky4995

6 жыл бұрын

Mariah Gil Wtf

@beetlebozo

6 жыл бұрын

Hybrid X-X-X it was a joke, dude.

@fandomtrash6016

5 жыл бұрын

Taako x Kravitz

Lord the fall of Brian was so great, couldn't stop laughing as I visualized it

I FRIGGIN ADORE TAAKO ABRACA-F***-YOU (okay but i was gonna laugh if it didn't do jack shiz)

Dear god the last 3 minutes, my sides are being ripped apart hahaha.

@thewordywarlock7159

7 жыл бұрын

GetMoneyMyrick Like feeding chains through a grinder!

@taylorh1872

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I mean I have laughed a lot during these episodes but this one, _this_ one got me crying tears of joy as I laughed.

@chasenotmuch9048

6 жыл бұрын

sAmE

@jjrambles683

6 жыл бұрын

I was eating a sandwich and that was a bad idea

"are you here for the *REDACTED*?"

"I see your friend's hand where his hip be at" is SUCH an underrated funny moment

trying to listen to this in class is ridiculous, i have to pause every few minuets to compose myself

@kreendurron

6 жыл бұрын

Lol that's me at work

@beepot2764

6 жыл бұрын

grace reynolds I've given up on trying.

*"ABRA-KA-FUCK-YOU!"*

“OOf. OOF. How Does Fifteen Points Of Damage Taste?”

In my campaign; I'm being given the option to play as a giant spider. I was originally going to call him Twitch; but I am now very tempted to name him Bryan

I always think Justin is Travis when he's not talking in character.

@isabellarussell4407

3 жыл бұрын

OKAY IM NOT ALONE!!! It took me so long to figure out who was talking in MBMBAM between those two

Of course Taako seduces the villain

"The ole fus ro dah"

is no one gonna talk about "his mandolins got me"

I'm not gonna lie this was kinduva hard thing to get into for me. I just don't really do podcasts and prefer my casually paced entertainment in shorter form, like TV shows or fan animations, which is kind of how I got into MBMAM (aside from Polygon of course). But now that I'm in (and am trying real hard to picture my favorite character designs that I've seen whenever stuff happens), I'm ALL IN. I'M HOOKED. AND I HEAR THERE IS MUCH MORE WHICH IS GOOD BUT ALSO A LITTLE DAUNTING.

@tootiredforthis1

6 жыл бұрын

Walrus The Tree dude I'm in exactly the same boat! I honestly don't think I'd be as into this if I didn't play tabletop rpgs for like a decade, but since I love both the McElroy brothers and the nerdiness of dnd I don't think I can stop this ever lol

Mandibles are what ants and some other bugs have. Spiders mouth parts are called chelicera.

@josiahklein70

6 жыл бұрын

Koro Sensei I was wondering about that. Spider mouth parts are actually just legs that evolved fangs and venom glands.

@loganplourde886

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd

@clvrblzzrd8333

6 жыл бұрын

you’re saying this on a dungeons and dragons podcast

@gh000stful

6 жыл бұрын

the more you know

@zmbie5865

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Plourde I know that you said that a long time ago but you called someone a nerd ON A D&D PODCAST EVERYONE IS A NERD IM A NERD YOU'RE A NERD THIS IS D&D AND WE ARE NERDS

My insides are now officially my outsides thanks to this podcast.

i keep going back to this episode it is literal comedy gold

"Abraca-fuckyou!" Is probably my new favourite of this series so far.

@knightmare6229

2 жыл бұрын

Its definetly my favorite to lol :D

Their dad had better have been watching Justin's rolls closely because he's been rolling nuts in all these episodes so far.

@ryanbarham8464

5 жыл бұрын

Addictivemeh Not only that, but he used way too many first-level spells in that last fight.

@artiegatsby4879

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost like they care more about enjoying the game and having fun than obsessing over the math and rules. Weird.

@idontknow898

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he got so many high rolls either he’s cheating or he’s HELLA lucky

@tybronx2446

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh he's just spitting shit numbers to mess with Griff, you know, for fun

I cant believe Magic Brians hecking dead

The black spider sounds just like the Mad Hatter its so amazing.

1:03:29 "Goodbye cruel woooooorlllldd" Gets me every time 😂😂

I'm not entirely sure how it's done or enabled but some auto-captions would be killer. :') although I guess there are probably transcripts for this somewhere, come to think

I love you, Griffon.

@bravetherainbow

8 жыл бұрын

+Zain Syed Yes I love Griffin too and I'm kind of sad Brian The Black Spider died

I'm french and cheese should already exist in this fantasy world, letting milk stale and rot and then eat it is clearly a natural and common urge amongst all well constituted humans.

41:40 "this is the Sephiroth of this adventure" LOL 😂😂

Oh boy, I sure do love pumping 7 hours of this podcast into my life each day

I love Brian omg

will he make those tacos? so many questions...

I have to animate the last 3 minutes, this is my life goal now. I MUST ANIMATE THE LAST 3 MINUTES

@franciswolin595

5 жыл бұрын

Have you achieved this yet?

@thewalrus2513

4 жыл бұрын

I require this animation... please tell me it has been completed in the year since this comment

@joyfulman40

3 жыл бұрын

SOOOOO!?!

26:30 if you wanna skip the break

Imagine having to tweet to get your name in the campaign. This post was made by Magnus gang

The falling, stealing, fake saves, mushrooms, shrooms, and *shrooms*.... Just a few of the hundreds of hilarious moments in this one episode

The moment at around 34:00 with the Black Spider is my favorite. I actually love his voice lol.

@smitty2085

6 жыл бұрын

Brian or Bryan?

Only 23 minutes into this episode and it's already turned into vore. Dammit, guys.

Its not fair that Taako is the only one with a voice! I liked the other guy's voices!

I was very concerned when Brian tried to disguise himself as gundren, and then he opened his mouth lmaoo

The final battle has me dECEASED

It has been *so long* since I have straight up cried laughing. I'm sitting here trying so hard to stifle everything with tears just down my face jesus christ.

Oh no I've landed on Brian

Brian falling was the hardest I've laughed in years XD XD XD

The last 10 minutes are gold.

that drawing of black spider is basically Solas from dragon age inquisition as a drow

This is magical

BWAHAHAHH YOU HAVE NOOOOOO IDEA HOW GLAD I AM THAT I STARTED LISTENING TO ADVENTURE ZONE THE LAST 3 MINUTES HAD ME LAUGHTING MY ASS OFF

That's one talented spider to have mandolins....

I would have used magical dwarf fluids on the map to solve the doppleganger scenario, feels like the intended solution.

21:27 you can hear a lighter spark and the subtle sound of bubbles...somebody's smoking something lmao

also WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT RUBY BIT OFF MERLE'S HAND

"You don't hear this; shut up god!"

I love the theme song for this show. It fits the tone of the show so well.

1 hour +TAZ= good shit

That ending was amazing :D

31:12 "Hallohallo wælcömė tomy Cæv"

Who else just started and has absolutely no idea how the hell they get to the crazy stuff they see in the fan art you see around

I have been listening to this almost all Night and then woke up 6 o'clock to continue listening xD Why?? Because I can.

Taako:man it smells bad magnus: this door doesn't want to get fixed ( merle gets set on fire ) Taako : let me get the marshmallows

“I see you friends hand where his hip be at” Was that a fucking Will Smith Wild West reference

This is so hilarious! I wish I could see them do this live! I often lose track of words without visuals to attach to the speaking. But it’s worth all the rewinding lol

The Black spider = Dr. Doofenshmirtz. “ Oh a Taako, wait a SUPREME TAAKO!?”

My friend got me into this and I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH

57:16 made me lose my mind

going through this a second time it's so weird seeing the Tres Horny Bros without their iconic items (the Umbrestaff, Xtreme Teen Bible, & Railsplitter)

This is such a good series lmao

Neat fact . The Roman's made something that we would recognize as being a kind of burger patty . So takko might actually have known about ground meat

Love the taako taco quest

Always beware of a spider's mandolins

"Abraca-fuckyouu" oh my god......GOLD

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard to a podcast before XD

So, basically it has been accepted that Taako is Link with short hair? As we can see by the picture.

@_theresa_9260

5 жыл бұрын

Barold J. Bluejeans fanon takko is different I think

@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045

5 жыл бұрын

@@_theresa_9260 Fanon always draws him different.

@jamescanjuggle

5 жыл бұрын

Takko is wizard link I think

'i want to be a charlie in the box' i fucking died

IM CRYING OML THE END

rest in peace, Brian.

I just LOVE your podcast! I listen to it while I work and I laugh to myself :) You guys have great voices btw.

" *ABRACAFUCKYOU* ! " XD

This is pure dwarven gold right here

I wish i had realized years ago that the key to help my ADHD brain get random tasks done is listening to podcasts constantly. I would be farther ahead in life and got to laugh with this ridiculous family sooner

I ate tacos while listening to Taako

Im confused why not one Grindr joke was made

@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045

5 жыл бұрын

They aren't gay and I dont think it was a big thing back then. Not that it is now but still.

I was crying tears in class because of this episode

I’m so happy Spotify recommended this for me! It’s hilarious and Fun hearing whatever situation these guys get put in! I also know barely anything about DnD do it’s like that I’m also learning how to play while listening!

This is perfect for shiny hunting while learning how dnd works ~

When the Brian pretended to be Gundren I was like "easy puzzle, just see who's blood activates the magic map!" And then he started talking XD

@tybronx2446

3 жыл бұрын

I literally held my breath for them both to talk cus I knew about the voices thing 😂

Well done, that was great!

"Is this cave haunted?"

Listening to this through a wireless earbud during work dont tell

I love the intro and outro music. What is it?

@ruskomsnuske

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Larsen Ataraxia - deja vu!

@snipelfritz

6 жыл бұрын

buuh, bu-buh duh bu-duh bu-duuh

I'm glad you guys are had so much fun with this! Tho I do have to say, and he could just be INSANELY lucky, but Magnus has succeeded every single thing he's attempted to do when he wants to do it. He rolls max damage everytime, always hits, and always succeeds in his plans with 20 rolls on str. Getting kinda fishy over there. Makes rolling a bit superfluous if someone is gonna cheat.

Comedy gold - brilliant!

At 33:08 I actually started choking on my cocoa from laughter. I rolled a nat0 on drinking a cup of flipping cocoa in real life.

34:55 sneaky wild wild west song lyric.

@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045

5 жыл бұрын

"You dont wanna see my hand where my hand be at."