sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see) anyways back to plugging my merch I SELL HOODIES AND TSHIRTS technoblade.com/

@hevy7894

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@eazyaccount

4 жыл бұрын

ol

@oady4778

4 жыл бұрын

hell ye

@elizabethgarcia-sz4ui

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@FUCKTSERIES

4 жыл бұрын

it's ok technoblade

Technoblade: I call dibs on the world Everyone: ok Technoblade: *claims the world* Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

@ulle5

4 жыл бұрын

what is dibs?

@Code_Machine

4 жыл бұрын

@@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours

@ratbat1072

4 жыл бұрын

No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game

@TaIathar

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment in this comment section.

@SF3L

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone:*trials Techno* Techno: wait, that’s illegal!

“I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.” “Why?” “i used to rule the world.”

@Nitrosta

3 жыл бұрын

Chunks would load when I gave the word

@boelsboel2208

3 жыл бұрын

Now every night I go stow away

@Nitrosta

3 жыл бұрын

Hide from the mobs I used to slay

@abat10

3 жыл бұрын

Nitro they were once all terrified

@Nitrosta

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime I looked into their eyes

Wilbur declares war: Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”* Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*

@zadabking9791

Жыл бұрын

💀

@anismulla

11 ай бұрын

💀

@cathleenbrown6691

11 ай бұрын

Tom

@flarie7853

9 ай бұрын

💀

@llllulfdyrewwzcv

9 ай бұрын

​@@flarie7853💀

The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers

@MrA6060

9 ай бұрын

fool* proof

@kongernen9373

8 ай бұрын

Technoboat!!!

@shinymewdj7699

8 ай бұрын

Technoboat!!

@Ratatouille-lol

7 ай бұрын

Technoboat!!!

@Arockettt

5 ай бұрын

​@@Ratatouille-loltechnoboat!!!!

"Which crime has been committed?" "You've just invaded every single country on the map"

@paulbalet

3 жыл бұрын

I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land

@swedewtf

3 жыл бұрын

Crunchy exactly lmfao

@infiniteannus3389

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that

@XarathDominion

3 жыл бұрын

@@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.

@arson00

3 жыл бұрын

he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland" "Ok I'll come raid" "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

@totmgsrockxd9900

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody f&&ks with the Techno Empire

@Generic_Gaming_Channel

3 жыл бұрын

And then in the raid he takes over the whole world again just to flex

@Generic_Gaming_Channel

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been funnee

@savanaho7687

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@cedarseaocean6322

3 жыл бұрын

@@savanaho7687 17:08

Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.

Taking over the whole world!!! Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno" Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you 'Declared Neutral'

@nejinvader1757

Жыл бұрын

finally not a depressing comment

@docker_java

Жыл бұрын

Techo???

@zacharynguyen7286

5 ай бұрын

hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

@zacharynguyen7286

5 ай бұрын

@@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

Admins: The goal is to claim land Techno: *claims world* Admins: Wait that's illegal

@72EEL

4 жыл бұрын

Yellowfish Gaming Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal

@YellowfishGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@WooperGamerYT lol ur right

@YellowfishGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@72EEL indeed

@MipeStiocic391

4 жыл бұрын

Technodick

@Kronkrito

4 жыл бұрын

@@MipeStiocic391 wat

Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.

@Carl-ld5jy

4 жыл бұрын

He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah

@genesisbeyond4256

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.

@heck6757

3 жыл бұрын

17:16

@joeyj1036

3 жыл бұрын

He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”

@heck6757

3 жыл бұрын

JoeyJ 17:16

He took over the world and now he’s going for the great thrones of the gods.

@cythism8106

Жыл бұрын

He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.

@Bxll_Bxll

Жыл бұрын

@@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes

@FakeTerry

Жыл бұрын

his kratos arc

@antonitocotter447

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑

@Bxll_Bxll

Жыл бұрын

@@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho (I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)

Wilber: this doesn’t violate any server rule Also Wilbur: *enforcing the trial with /op*

"First of all, I didn't break any rules, so I'm not a criminal." "Second of all, you're all on my land." lmao

@ryanbui457

4 жыл бұрын

Absoulut madlad

@truebricks9299

4 жыл бұрын

Checkmate

@henryrobinson8167

4 жыл бұрын

10⁰0th like

@phantomruby6633

4 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity, get off my property

@johncoleman6674

4 жыл бұрын

Reverse card

Rule - “No taking over the world.” Techno: “aight imma head out”

@mageminx7551

4 жыл бұрын

TEChNo: I only took 70%

@lolz8bit

4 жыл бұрын

Joe

@Ictams

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolz8bit Joe mama

@markdominic8732

4 жыл бұрын

Now take half of the world

@hetecks1385

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?

Conquering Earth was too easy for him, so took it to the next level and conquered the afterlife. RIP Technoblade.

@hoggo7448

Жыл бұрын

dam that hit hard

@themanthedan8710

Жыл бұрын

Rip techno

@goosifyed9717

Жыл бұрын

He is overthrowing the kingdom of god

@archivior

Жыл бұрын

@FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there

@chainman958

Жыл бұрын

ya that hit hard and low

Wilbur: *turns dramatically* "Who's watching the family guy in the background?"

Wilbur: “you have not broken any rules” Also Wilbur: “ however you have committed a war crime”

@johnwayne6482

4 жыл бұрын

NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes

@miletilblight2181

4 жыл бұрын

Technically They didnt go to war at any given point So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies

@johnwayne6482

4 жыл бұрын

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not

@yejiacharlesshen5501

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey there

@NetLockGaming

4 жыл бұрын

charlie edits why hello good sir

Wilbur: starts war with techno Techno: alright on my way where are you? Wilbur: *enables neutral*

@potate7598

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was great XD

@Sreeto

3 жыл бұрын

What does this even mean

@wouldyourather6105

3 жыл бұрын

Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies

@Sreeto

3 жыл бұрын

@@wouldyourather6105 aha okay

@RealityRogue

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.

Keep in mind that Techno called dibs on the planet during episode 1, he didn’t steal any land, he took back what was his

Techno is currently conquering the land of gods, his new journey has just started. It is sad that we can't witness his adventure this time

@residentsleeper9764

Жыл бұрын

@FeZerved [Best videos] true he was aethist

@Fearlessfer69420

Жыл бұрын

Nope…HE ALREADY WON

Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing? Look who's laughing now

@HawkofJudgment

4 жыл бұрын

Not them

@chaotichoe2759

4 жыл бұрын

me

@Hekza0024

4 жыл бұрын

Deyan btw me

@lesserquack5437

4 жыл бұрын

Technoblade = Ohio

@Pins30

4 жыл бұрын

reference about Minecraft Monday tnt run (alot of particles)

“Techno, you can’t just take over the world!” OBSERVE

@sansgaming607

4 жыл бұрын

techno: *Hold my beer*

@bingogod9123

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@dawd_

3 жыл бұрын

@@bingogod9123 remoob ko

@lukzy9913

3 жыл бұрын

Corno Virus: What did you say?

@leviewings4689

3 жыл бұрын

Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.

Looking back it should've been Wilbur on trial

@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You

Ай бұрын

Amazing comment

@KidFutureYT

Ай бұрын

LOL

@tahaymvids1631

Ай бұрын

Lmaoooo

@myarmhurts-eeeeee

29 күн бұрын

so true

@Iresu_

2 күн бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

I still remembered the day I watched this video back in 2019. I just can't believe that Techno's gone, when I saw the new video's title, I thought he was going to take a break but I wasn't expecting what the video was actually about :c Rest in peace Techno, you will forever be remembered as a legend

@Purple_Hyacinth19

Жыл бұрын

@FeZerved [Best videos] What the heck is wrong with you

Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.” *Everyone liked that*

@lemon5076

4 жыл бұрын

im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel

@Agustin77423

4 жыл бұрын

@@lemon5076 me too lol

@neophyte_tpk

4 жыл бұрын

*Everyone will remember that*

@kristijanmadhukar516

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him. Because i did and now i feel bad.

@neophyte_tpk

4 жыл бұрын

@@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly

They literally just made high IQ plays and they weren’t allowed

@AetherSphere

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

Suffering from Success

@somethingstuffguy4159

4 жыл бұрын

its the /top situation all over again

@AmorDeae

4 жыл бұрын

On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now. So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.

@scarletcript4148

4 жыл бұрын

geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down

if anyone's wondering how they were able to claim without power, i have a theory. in programming, there's something called an "integer underflow." basically, if a number is too small for a computer to read, it'll loop around to the highest integer possible. basically, by trying to remove their power, the admins accidentally gave them more.

Now, he’s conquering SMP Heaven. Goodbye Technoblade. Thanks for everything 👑

@grimmsoul3096

Жыл бұрын

wonder if god will be a boomer? and how long that will last?

@iamlosingmysanityrapidly

5 ай бұрын

Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass

"No claiming the whole world" *claims 99%*

@ThomasFan5002

4 жыл бұрын

Big Brain

@AshPikachu9

3 жыл бұрын

Nah 99.99999999999999%

@trunestor

3 жыл бұрын

nah 70%

@psychott6

3 жыл бұрын

@just because I could

@grimmsoul3096

Жыл бұрын

technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol he clamed LESS than 90% of it

"hippity hoppity get of my property" - sun tzu, art of war

@Miles26545

3 жыл бұрын

This is true

@suntzu3905

3 жыл бұрын

i said that

@matteggert9766

3 жыл бұрын

Not to be that guy, but *off

@techno-chan8903

3 жыл бұрын

@Galaxyisnoob 100 oh, understandable

@nazarseas7008

3 жыл бұрын

@Galaxyisnoob 100 understandable,have a nice day

as Techno goes to take on the kingdom of heaven, SMP earth and his channel and minecraft account will all remain untouched for the rest of eternity...

@residentsleeper9764

Жыл бұрын

He was aethist

@JEREMYHILPHOTOGRAPHY

Жыл бұрын

@@residentsleeper9764 he wrote in a book on minecraft that he was going to the kingdom of heaven, so shut.

Aged like Wine: 16:06 "I am proud to stand side by side with Techno"

"That's a lot of people that are going to declare war on you" Techno: uhhhh have you not seen my youtube channel.....?

@fishbowlliz

4 жыл бұрын

Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?

@72EEL

4 жыл бұрын

💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣

@azureaquatic

4 жыл бұрын

In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade. Technoblade declares war on you.

@carjis

4 жыл бұрын

Someone: I declared war on you! Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?

@RandomPerson-gf6gd

2 жыл бұрын

Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”

Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.

@dabing862

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain

@polyblank2

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@williamfabiano2586

3 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

@rememberingxd577

3 жыл бұрын

yeah its big brains time

@-0m3rcy0-8

3 жыл бұрын

Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*

Once the Earth and Now the Heavens, Technoblade Never Dies We'll miss you Nerd

@residentsleeper9764

Жыл бұрын

He was aethist

@lordbizon4915

Жыл бұрын

@@residentsleeper9764 I made this comment in regards to the Will he wrote on the Dream SMP

Technos really good reasons for taking over the world 1.Cmon 2.itll be funny

Techno: the strong general Phil: the cunning strategist Pete: the ruthless emperor

@knight1706

4 жыл бұрын

Techno is all combined

@vanixiii5657

4 жыл бұрын

Techno: the unkillable general #1 potato emperor world conquering strategist Phil and Pete: here for the ride

@wintercheckmate869

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this seem to remind me of Italy back when Italy was super divided

@michaelmccabe9646

3 жыл бұрын

@@vanixiii5657 nv

@gamverse2347

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

"I've gotta defend my land by disbanding it" "I've gotta defend my country by nuking it."

@xenosfur

4 жыл бұрын

Can't conquer what isn't there

@kessler2724

4 жыл бұрын

Belka, is that you?

@d10rdjp3

4 жыл бұрын

You cant attack something that is already destroyed.

@hopin8krzys

4 жыл бұрын

Actual Israeli strategy Nuking the country, not disbanding it Well, disbanding by nuking

@Cnut_the_grape

3 жыл бұрын

The ole' Swiss strategy

"Look, on my works 'ye mighty and despair, Nothing beside remain round the decay of that collasal wreck, boundless and bare. lone and level sands stretch far away."

Wilbur was about to sentence them to be nibbled

@ethanwallis5678

6 күн бұрын

😔🙏

*techno conquers world* wilbur: wait you can’t do that techno: isn’t the point of world conquest to claim the world wilbur: but **no**

@moneymonkey5387

4 жыл бұрын

Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned

@frelted6744

4 жыл бұрын

DA WEIRDO wow boomers.

@sn7y534

4 жыл бұрын

wilbur***

@yookyu5712

4 жыл бұрын

DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was

@oH_._

4 жыл бұрын

@@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

@bruh-uq2zx

3 жыл бұрын

13:35

@shadow_shine3578

3 жыл бұрын

9:38 I really stood and clapped

@kat-sw1zx

3 жыл бұрын

@Amel Bougrouz *sad misa noises*

@pumpkinrage5880

3 жыл бұрын

am the 777 liker

@CarrolTheCat

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

I can't believe I never watched Technoblade until after hes gone. I'm gonna have to go through and watch a lot of these.

@mr.lizard666

Жыл бұрын

Same

Rest in peace to the man who had helped me and many others. Let your life live on forever in the legend of the king of Minecraft and the undisputed potato king. Thank you Techno. For the memories and hard times that you have helped me and many others through.

This man... conquered the whole world... *as a distraction to rule the potato market...... he wins capitalism*

@diamondz4057

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he dose

@Inhale_8632

3 жыл бұрын

Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day

@nobj7824

3 жыл бұрын

Wait,

@juliusroman8616

3 жыл бұрын

@@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.

@dragonsaway9710

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliusroman8616 *does

Technoblade should’ve said “This is my land now so this “crime” is now legal therefore you can’t hold me against anything”

@pablopereyra7126

3 жыл бұрын

And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out

@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho

@limiteatae9791

3 жыл бұрын

@The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao

@hitwoman5650

3 жыл бұрын

@shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her

@zasery09mc80

3 жыл бұрын

@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason

Rest easy king, may you conquer heaven and defeat the government/ dictatorship in valour. TECHNO NEVER DIES

“Hippity, Hoppity, get off my property.”

Technoblade: (Does a harmless prank) Chip: Eh, seems funny Wilbur: I'll go along with the joke Josh: (Actually serious) So you have chosen *_GETTING BANNED_*

@lilypaigeham

4 жыл бұрын

Who's josh? Is he the same josh as its_josh?

@deemolitiont1845

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilypaigeham no, they're talking about JoshA20, who's a mod of Wilbur and one of the owners of SMP Earth

Technoblade: *becomes good at smpearth* Admins: *this is not OKIE DOKIE*

@1maxiuns

4 жыл бұрын

admins: that is not very cash money of you

@watersheep8883

4 жыл бұрын

He said dibs on earth so its all kk

@takoyakiiii

4 жыл бұрын

@@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken

@brothdian

3 жыл бұрын

@@watersheep8883 the council has spoken

I love how "That Time I Conquered SMP Earth" is the second of four videos of the entire series.

I feel that this is what techno is doing in the afterlife

techno should've stood up and said "I demand trial by combat!" and then kill all of them

@TheAwesomeAccount

4 жыл бұрын

They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance

@imvegan1994

4 жыл бұрын

yeah the admins would get destroyed

@isaactrockman4417

4 жыл бұрын

yessss

@splayairplane3418

4 жыл бұрын

Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat

@LHepi-ur2qe

4 жыл бұрын

Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?

Wilbur: This isn't against any server rule. This isn't against anything at all. This is completely within their rights. Also Wilbur: trying to give them a sentence even though he himself said they didnt break any rules. Big brain Wilbur

@prophecynewt2250

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the disclaimer at the end.

@iSomeDood

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the vid

@darkhorseash4337

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf he DID say it was a warcrime which is also very much a punishable thing lol

@bigbigbig42

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhorseash4337 And that is where he is wrong, what Mr. Blade did was not a war crime in any way.

@Lillythepanda123

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhorseash4337 yeah but He never declared war on anybody so it’s not a war crime lmao

He said he uses a slow plane because he loves his viewers, and I believe he still does. Rest in peace tecnoblade

10:06 that didn’t age well

@zhean7715

Ай бұрын

Oh boi

@Rainbow-rn1ot

29 күн бұрын

Lol

Bruh he conquered the earth just to throw off a potato farmer

@RineYFD

3 жыл бұрын

MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

@alknight7212

3 жыл бұрын

Rine he used biggest brain

@Smallges

3 жыл бұрын

Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚

@Genetix.

3 жыл бұрын

Justin Nowaczynski stolen

@Smallges

3 жыл бұрын

@@Genetix. nice

The funniest thing is that Techno is actually capable of waging war with the rest of the world and winning.

@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457

3 жыл бұрын

I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!

@pumpkingamebox

3 жыл бұрын

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression! But, yes, you’re right. Lol

@dragonsaway9710

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god

@alexanderthegreat6682

3 жыл бұрын

And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War

@WarriorLordOfAbyss

3 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

“This is the trial for the crimes of technoblade” “And what crimes is that?” “Uhhhhh-this is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”

Rip But also you did what some people couldn’t

Nobody: Techno: “I used to ruuuuuuuuule the world”.

@morphenic4141

4 жыл бұрын

For like 20 minutes

@aundersave

4 жыл бұрын

Still counts

@pointbreak9261

4 жыл бұрын

@@aundersave lol

@mayadyyara5593

4 жыл бұрын

*Chunks would load when i gave the word*

@etho7351

4 жыл бұрын

Genghis Kahn

To be fair, he _did_ call dibs

@SF3L

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!

@kablanq4673

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@speckledpetals9606

4 жыл бұрын

That trial would have been over right then if he said that

@stoneman3800

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, he called dibs

@crabby4911

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

i remember the plot in twist in the potato war which described why he wasnt streaming, it wasnt the cough, it was the potatos

Techno now literally conquered all governments of the Earth, good luck against god... Technoblade.

SMP Earth Members: Wait it's all Technoblade? **Flashback to Techno calling dibs on earth** *Always has been*

@matthewhernandez6508

3 жыл бұрын

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland" "Ok I'll come raid" "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

@henryhoward9679

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur didn't Expect W.A.P. ( Weaponized Assault Penguins)

@bluenoob5945

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryhoward9679 ._.

Remember: all of this was just a distraction for the great potato wars

@BatteryWinter

3 жыл бұрын

True

@technospyform1578

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic neutral

@mattgaleur4240

3 жыл бұрын

This man win two war at the same time

@emanon7624

3 жыл бұрын

You got 666 likes when I posted this comment

@mjnji

3 жыл бұрын

Now 777 likes

New Zealanders: A AMERICAN MENTIONED NZ

9:13 Fly Higher, Technoblade🐷

its funny that he owns the whole world except for antarctica

@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457

3 жыл бұрын

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!

@emilypalm8146

3 жыл бұрын

i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica

@ghjklkop7868

3 жыл бұрын

And New Zealand

@gabiz1331

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@SkyleeKate

3 жыл бұрын

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-

Wilbur: they will all declare war on you. Techno: what are they gonna do, fight me? Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells: absolutely tf not

@tacticalirishboi6914

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not going to like for no reason in particular

@sarahmellinger8125

3 жыл бұрын

Basterd

@songbonnie1953

3 жыл бұрын

Why do i think of someone who did it anyways

@jackbelmont4389

3 жыл бұрын

Techno offering a sword: "WHO WANTS TO BE KING"

@kninenights

3 жыл бұрын

@@songbonnie1953 well, to be fair, they did write “Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells”.

His passingay hurt us fans. But we must remember he is no longer in pain. Rest well young King, you fought hard and you will be missed greatly.

He is now conquering the great afterlife

*Technoblade achieved what the Germans didn't in 1940's*

@spiritflame8453

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh he technically did

@chickenbreasts5543

4 жыл бұрын

Nazoblade

@bruh6664

4 жыл бұрын

Ze last battalion

@duccducc3186

4 жыл бұрын

I said that so many times while watching this stream

@Hatkid_

4 жыл бұрын

just wait for the 4 kindome? idk in actuly german idk how reich is called in english

in techno's defense, he went insane planting potatoes for 15 hours a day

@diamondz4057

3 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457

3 жыл бұрын

Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.

@Dog-hl3rl

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is

@iamanidot8498

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao

@diamondz4057

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it. But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.

Rest In Peace Techno, you’ll always live on in our hearts

Hippity Hoppity get off my property! My favorite quote of this whole video.

The sun never sets on the AntarcticEmpire.

@splayairplane3418

4 жыл бұрын

Only in summer though

@bbarbiter

4 жыл бұрын

Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft

@Kizaco

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@jeffreyliu747

4 жыл бұрын

This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world

@coltenrice5992

3 жыл бұрын

jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot

"And when Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

@himanshujoshi5264

2 жыл бұрын

Yo bro loved by techno

@Deadlypichu

2 жыл бұрын

2nd comic

@doomsdaysoldier

2 жыл бұрын

This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)

@captainjacksparrow5771

2 жыл бұрын

L

@ohkuhlee

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......

Technoblade Technoboat Technoplane Technopain Technobeef My favorite names of techno Godspeed, legend...

Techno: screw anarchy! Also techno: taking over the world today let’s go get these orphans

Techno sounds like he's reading a Christmas book for his kids every time he talks.

@jomama5935

4 жыл бұрын

HugeOPness he was an english major you non

@yazunhc

4 жыл бұрын

@@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.

@remindertostayhydrated602

4 жыл бұрын

HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?

@DragonTheseNuts

4 жыл бұрын

@@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word

@yazunhc

4 жыл бұрын

@@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.

Techno: *joins SMPEarth* Wilbur: why is boss music playing

@Hatkid_

4 жыл бұрын

*negalovania starts playing*

@angrycarljohnson69

4 жыл бұрын

hatkid _yt no

@user-qv9vg9fb9f

4 жыл бұрын

hatkid _yt Technolovania

@Hatkid_

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qv9vg9fb9f *technolovania starts playing* *everone left the game*

"Hip pity, hoppity get of my property"- Technoblade 2020

"hippity-hoppity get of my property" technoblade 2019 December 18 farewell techno

to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice

@dragonsaway9710

3 жыл бұрын

... Blood for the blood god

@kninenights

3 жыл бұрын

He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.

@Sarah12471

2 жыл бұрын

Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.

Technoblade has earned the achievement “When pigs fly “

@xdraphi6363

4 жыл бұрын

@Lopzinc it is a achievement in minecraft. Fly a pig off a cliff. Thats why the joke is funny

@tinyboxjackiplier3642

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@unigamerderp7430

2 жыл бұрын

Oh techno did it already in hypixel

@user-qm3xx2rh4p

2 жыл бұрын

Heheh. I.get it.

@condimentman9533

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a pun

Bro took over the world instead of Poland just like my great grandfathers hero

Hippty hoppity get off my property is my new favorite saying😂😂😂

If I may make a defense, he never individually entered a single country, so therefore it could not be a war crime as he never invaded a single country.

@mehedi1178

3 жыл бұрын

True, all the country put themselves inside techno's border.

@marutotigre3488

3 жыл бұрын

Im confused as how invading another contry would be considered a war crime, sure its war, but war and war crimes aren't the same thing. I mean sure, they would end up in a war, and if they won they could sue him for reparations but it wouldn't really be for war crimes.

@onyxiris6451

2 жыл бұрын

@@marutotigre3488 Techno would have invaded all countries simultaneously, which violates the rules of war and thus constitutes a war crime.

@marutotigre3488

2 жыл бұрын

@@onyxiris6451 No? At worst it could be said he didn't make a formal declaration of war, but the operating rule of the server was mostly at war until said otherwise, so that's iffy at best. And no rules of war prevent invading everybody at once, the only repercussions for that would be being at war with everybody, wich is in it of itself big enough deterent.

@onyxiris6451

2 жыл бұрын

@@marutotigre3488 does Article 8 (2) (B) xiii of the Rome Statute on War Crimes, seizing enemy's property without property being imperatively demanded by the necessities of war, and section 2 (e) VIII, ordering the displacement of the civilian population for reasons related to the conflict, help to clarify why what Technoblade did was still a war crime?

Everyone: *conquering the world is impossible hundreds of empires tried* Techno: *hahaha airplane go brrrrr*

@phoenixcomments6292

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be the first comment

@unkillablekiller18

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll be the second comment

@dzulaimanbaihaqqi6728

3 жыл бұрын

Third is the charm

@demetrian7856

3 жыл бұрын

being 4th is worth it

@edwardrichtofen1252

3 жыл бұрын

Techno carried out our wills, if we can not live in harmony with all people being one with us and governing each other as each individual spares fit... then we will just let our Tovarishch claim it.

I cant belive he did this to get squidkids off his trail of potatoes

I love how all this man had to do was threaten a raid and the enemy status was just taken back

so basically he *Used to rule the world*

@nike01x26

4 жыл бұрын

Chunk would load when he flying by

@nethascotx24

4 жыл бұрын

Now every night he goes and flies away

@vinkhe861

4 жыл бұрын

Above the lands of people who he used to slay

@heindrichpepler709

4 жыл бұрын

One minute I was the king

@ahebeshere5842

4 жыл бұрын

Next minute a trial goes all against me

15:29 "who is watching family guy in the background?" *"UH THE COPYRIGHT TRIAL IS NEXT"*

@YoshiFan15_256

3 жыл бұрын

“Watching Big Bang Theory Funny Moments.”

@ghanig9948

3 жыл бұрын

“laughing over what other people are saying intensifies”

part 2 is being worked on but it cannot be filmied as he is conquering heaven

It’s very sad to watch this only 2 days after technos death, yet it’s so wholesome how energetic and humorous he was when he was alive. Rest In Peace.

Can we all just appreciate that he went through all that effort JUST to throw off another potato farmer.

@aang8026

4 жыл бұрын

HOT DOG DERP of bacon yes

@JoeisBack

3 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAHA ikr a true mad lad

@uiri

3 жыл бұрын

E

@minipiedmonte

3 жыл бұрын

Yez

@midgetpygametherioes9011

3 жыл бұрын

Yap

It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica

@tlives

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@user-dd7hv2sx5b

2 жыл бұрын

That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth

@ThatGuy-bp8mp

2 жыл бұрын

It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own

@cgyoboi

2 жыл бұрын

It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol

@justadepressedguywithnobi

2 жыл бұрын

Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp

Svalbard was just chillin