"It's like drop kicking a toddler" -Technoblade

@bs2202

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a problem?

@Scrufflord

4 жыл бұрын

he's speaking from experience

@Im0nlyHuman

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scrufflord lol

@bs2202

4 жыл бұрын

You can also just do a regular kick and you get similar results

@justinw8716

4 жыл бұрын

Android what’s wrong?it’s pretty accurate

"I don't know the details but we're doing a war" - Techno just wanting to beat someone up

@coreytaylor447

4 жыл бұрын

-most of the people in WW1

@bs2202

4 жыл бұрын

-The Italians 1939

@itsagoodday5466

4 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE TECHNOGOD

@jasn.3382

4 жыл бұрын

Here before “omg thanks for the likes”

@jnprge

4 жыл бұрын

the thousandth like

"Let's form a book club." One and a half years later: *side eyes The Syndicate*

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎

@MartianLeo_T

Жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@flarie7853

9 ай бұрын

@@EEEEEEEEEE

@BloodRaven429

9 ай бұрын

​@@flarie7853EEE

@judealford6637

8 ай бұрын

@@BloodRaven429 EEEE

Tommy is like the guy who maxed out charisma in a combat game.

@ernestchua5918

2 жыл бұрын

I think his charisma is negative considering all his allies left him.

@cowplusdog5655

2 жыл бұрын

more like stupidity..

@rufinolopez202

2 жыл бұрын

D&D be like

@warrior3129

2 жыл бұрын

Its the guy that forgets to put points

@theendersmirk5851

2 жыл бұрын

No, see, he tried maxing Int, Wis, and Charisma, but he was rolling dice for the values, and got all 1s across the board.

Techno: Uh, you can’t hurt allies right? *everything explodes* Yeah we’re good.

@ethant1014

3 жыл бұрын

REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I

@antlersnd3627

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethant1014 what??

@lnxtc9234

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethant1014 fax ngl

@falconfruitpunch9777

3 жыл бұрын

saw this right while that part started

@football.prodz4544

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD!!!!🩸🩸

Remember, this was all meant to throw Squid off his trail.

@nukablecherries

3 жыл бұрын

It worked

@eeejajduanenakdnnae

3 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@Cravengirlita

3 жыл бұрын

E X A C T L Y

@AuroraAquarius

3 жыл бұрын

M P oh yeah I completely forgot about that.

@PuppyMaster504

3 жыл бұрын

He

I love how techno knows he’s good but still never underestimates anyone. He’s kinda humble in that way

@lucaverde126

4 ай бұрын

Taking off all his armor would still be overestimating tommy

@d1nodray

24 күн бұрын

Tommy is -2 people, techno's the army

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

@veild1568

Жыл бұрын

Same

@bb-cu9bo

Жыл бұрын

yep

@dinttakename6761

Жыл бұрын

Same

@marleyl2548

Жыл бұрын

same

@nullify4166

Жыл бұрын

Same.

“Tommy is like -2 people” *Tommy’s trap kills both of his allies*

@potat0a1m26

4 жыл бұрын

Maf

@diinobambino822

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@zilla5225

4 жыл бұрын

Maf

@namename9366

4 жыл бұрын

Prophecy confirmed

@shuyingzheng7379

4 жыл бұрын

O_O

2:22 "Man, that cough did more damage to me than you did." *_Oh damn._*

@orangecitron4367

3 жыл бұрын

Now it makes sense

@OrangeC7

3 жыл бұрын

Was Technoblade... GROUND ZERO!??!

@Potato-rb1lz

3 жыл бұрын

OOF

@panda-gj2ml

3 жыл бұрын

ouch

@kirry5658

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

"Fight me like a man" - The Child

4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.

@stopmotionprime13

Жыл бұрын

:(

@Lunarwolf-ly8tz

Жыл бұрын

He declared war on SYLVE

@vardhmanghunawat1801

Ай бұрын

I still don't get the reference

@peternguyen8107

Ай бұрын

Start of ww1 was due to the assasination of the franz ferdinand

@redsun420

21 күн бұрын

​@@vardhmanghunawat1801techno = kill Franz Ferdinand (Tommy)

Tommy is that kid who says "Time out" when you're about to tag him and then complains when you do it.

@AmbienNocturan

4 жыл бұрын

Oops, didn't see the other comment.

@thisisafalseaccount105

3 жыл бұрын

Cyll it’s okay it doesn’t matter if someone else says something that’s close to this

@potatogaming7044

3 жыл бұрын

6:18

@in_hiding

3 жыл бұрын

That one kid- *When they tag you* "HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST" *Before you tag them* "NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O." *When you tag them* "ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"

@astrofield6359

3 жыл бұрын

666th like

13:48 "I'll catch it" *b o n k*

@aa-tj8be

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@boredishfish2717

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ecxdee

3 жыл бұрын

777 likes

@lucs179

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@suntzu2508

3 жыл бұрын

*B o n k*

"Don't phil we're neutral!" We have technotrain, technoboat, technoplane, technonope, technohope, techno-child bullier, we need one for war criminal. Technocrime

@-ZM_Gaming-

12 күн бұрын

Technocyberbully

The shot of Techno holding out his gun while just casually talking to Sneeg and Scot while bombs are exploding on them is so hilarious to me.

“tommy i’m not here to kinkshame you but that’s pretty weird” “IM 15”

@silverdandylmao

3 жыл бұрын

HOW ARE THERE 198 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS also LMAO the poor guy xD

@shaelashunk6655

3 жыл бұрын

22:14

@sirmemesalotthefirst5112

3 жыл бұрын

“That’s even worse!”

@eefflie

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that’s eret saying that

@davidthorp01

3 жыл бұрын

That just makes it weirder Tommy. Not gonna lie.

13:35 Baked potato: thrown Potatoes: thrown Rotten flesh: thrown **grenade explosion** _"One of those things was not like the other--"_

@benco1085

4 жыл бұрын

The cooked potato as it did damage

@miles1034

4 жыл бұрын

"gun explosion" That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it" also that was a hand grenade

@jamnt832

3 жыл бұрын

*Its just a spicy chicken nugget*

@funfaxwithyaboi6483

3 жыл бұрын

Rotten flesh has no a

@cryowave5031

3 жыл бұрын

a potato is genetically similar to a grenade though

"They say legends never die" Rest in peace technoblade you will live in our hearts

@venommonster5676

Жыл бұрын

bro shut up and watch the video

@captainom5065

Жыл бұрын

This man speaks facts

@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays

Жыл бұрын

this man is a like beger

@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays

Жыл бұрын

but this is true

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎

okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time

No threat hits harder than “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”

@robertodanoob

3 жыл бұрын

Nah the best threat is “I wasn’t accepted into art school and I don’t like your race”

@leahgilland4932

3 жыл бұрын

“I wasn’t allowed in art school and I won’t allow your life”

@reyeshcha

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertodanoob technohitler?

@krispykracker3780

3 жыл бұрын

@@reyeshcha wizard hitler

@reyeshcha

3 жыл бұрын

@@krispykracker3780 lol yes

Tommy: “I’m not afraid of you!” Technoblade: “Then you will die braver than most!”

@devjairam487

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha😂😂😂 a star wars rebel quotes

@xd51000

3 жыл бұрын

Tommyinnit = Ezra Bridger Technoblade = Darth Vader

@GamingWithCalvin1

3 жыл бұрын

he got better tho. He even won a war against dream.

@wednesday9347

3 жыл бұрын

@@GamingWithCalvin1 you can say that

@liemduongthanh8386

3 жыл бұрын

Gaming With Calvin “won” not really, he just landed a good trade desl

Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore

2:23 "Aw, that cough did more damage to me than you did." 🤣🤣🤣

“Lets point our guns at him, just like the US school system!”

@BananaWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong you know

@sniper_rifle_3009

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Fck_the_atf

3 жыл бұрын

As an American I can confirm

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

If only school existed now

@gabbiohotstuffyo9194

3 жыл бұрын

tite

Tommy when he loses : "I didnt lose, I merely failed to win" ~Oversimplified 2k20

@frenchwaffl

4 жыл бұрын

Sn1xy Yesss

@GoldfishEmpire

4 жыл бұрын

That's the spirit! Casper is scary; I don't like spirits anymore

@angrycrimson1462

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, that’s cool

@diffzzz5302

4 жыл бұрын

Sn1xy what video ?

@fragilebox1408

4 жыл бұрын

@@diffzzz5302 The American Civil war part 2 15:30

Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers

2:20 That cough did more damage to me than you did -techno

KZread: “Technoblade just uploaded...” I havent heard that name in many years

@ry4z314

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Hostettler yeah

@kroebear6377

4 жыл бұрын

it has been many moons

@frelted6744

4 жыл бұрын

Kiavra gatekeeping new subs? have you thought you should be thankful as the growth probably encouraged him to upload more than biyearly?

@sharpstrike6142

4 жыл бұрын

Yes ikr

@orleyweaver8630

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Vic well long long ago he didnt make vids

Technoblade: references WW1 Tommy: Who is France furry and?

@dannydog921

4 жыл бұрын

Dat random man is random indeed

@earth1757

4 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy how one man caused WW1

@carsonandrews8857

4 жыл бұрын

Millions died because of one man's death NiCe JoB

@kivect9116

4 жыл бұрын

France Furry Band

@huhulili9021

4 жыл бұрын

@@carsonandrews8857 and millions more, a second time, because of this one man's death

I come back to this one or two times a month and at 16:04 Techno not being able to get Tommy's stuff after being that close never gets old for me.

@SEAkuaa

2 жыл бұрын

What's better is if he had ran straight at it instead of skirting he would got it

@CBeanie

Жыл бұрын

All the “uh”s afterword just make the moment even better ✨

1:53 tobuscus is name so, but MEANING is happy, spontaneous, generous, magnetic personality

“Which set of armor do I need for this war” Plot armor

@doomsoul9096

2 жыл бұрын

Fool, he needs no plot armor.

@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090

2 жыл бұрын

I know why BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

@trishaann3489

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

@Tectelion

2 жыл бұрын

Technoblade is the plot armor, to be honest

@gs7391

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Tommy would need some

Why does Tommy think that he can negotiate the treaty in his favor when he lost every single battle in the war?

@ianaimon8286

3 жыл бұрын

Tornadodex he’s 15 lol

@dogeking3697

3 жыл бұрын

Actually 16

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

He thinks he has speech 100 but he has speech 10

@Liam-bq1qp

3 жыл бұрын

He purposefully acts like an idiot for the content.

@ianaimon8286

3 жыл бұрын

Liam agree lol

Boring chat members: "Death, Blood, Violence." Chad chat members: "Tobuscus."

RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.

"kill kill blood blood" "tobuscus" our lord and savior tobuscuslover has returned

@kabkabkab

4 жыл бұрын

you know, tobuscus wouldn't struggle like you did -ds 3

@netherhobbit

4 жыл бұрын

I am nether Azathoth’nyth

@netherhobbit

4 жыл бұрын

Glory to Azathoth

@brendancappelli2611

4 жыл бұрын

netherhobbit ...... Thrackerzod fha flegeth?

@netherhobbit

4 жыл бұрын

Thrackerzod is tha best 🙂 throdogoth I’ Azathoth.

“everyone let’s point our guns at him” “just like the American school system” -technoblade

@The_Myfire

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the most edgy joke i've ever heard Techno make in a long time lmao.

@brycehmxn979

4 жыл бұрын

Myfire what about the orphan jokes

@spvo1886

4 жыл бұрын

Myfire what about them

@Nohemypotter

4 жыл бұрын

Like my school when I *B R E A T H*

@user-fi3or2ee7k

4 жыл бұрын

“This is probably the second worst thing that ever happened to them [the orphans]”

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

@jimmynuggets6516

Жыл бұрын

His name isn't nerd it's dave smh my head

@pkhl_1617

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmynuggets6516 good one, idk of your joking or not but either way, imma miss his vids.

@Vam246

Жыл бұрын

His name is Alex

@pkhl_1617

Жыл бұрын

@@Vam246 yeah I'm aware, I called him a nerd for comedic effect

@Vam246

Жыл бұрын

@@pkhl_1617 I meant it for the Dave guy. Jimmy nuggets

Who else decided to go on a nostalgia trip and appreciate his content more?

@xMollyPoppinsx

Жыл бұрын

Me

@watcherwraith007

Жыл бұрын

A lotta sad Voices

@subtocustom_9553

Жыл бұрын

me

@thebedrockmask3645

Жыл бұрын

Me

@xslproduction236

Жыл бұрын

Me

"So today we're doing a war." Technoblade said CALMLY

@Cera_01

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he doesn't feel fear. Only remorse.

@wolfiadarkangel

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... *Blood for the blood God*

@horizonpenblade1288

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade should've played dumbledore. The man can be terrifying without raising his voice at all

@user-nk1bf6xq1x

3 жыл бұрын

weird

@coconut2232

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah u know Technoblade

I’d like to think that when the Allies were storming Hitler’s base in Germany, he was saying “Yo, time-out, TIME-OUT!” In German

@jaxonklaus838

4 жыл бұрын

Probably Hitler: Jo! Auszeit! AUSZEIT! HÖRT IHR МICH?! AUSZEIT ICH SAGE!

@DjocarS

4 жыл бұрын

Jaxon Klaus *jo! Auszeit! Auszeit! hört ihr mich nicht !? Auszeit sage ich!

@jaxonklaus838

4 жыл бұрын

@@DjocarS thanks my German grammar is shit as you can tell

@tobiashorowitz9676

4 жыл бұрын

with wilbur's german keyboard...

@blackthread4717

4 жыл бұрын

Well he killed himself, if that counts as taking a time out

Tommy "it's not negotiable" (6 guns get pointed at him) Tommy "..... maybe it's negotiable"

"that cough did more damage to me than you did"

Hype!! Techno has editors now, his redemption arc starts this month!!

@banezjr5988

4 жыл бұрын

Correction he never needed redemption

@espadadearthur1174

4 жыл бұрын

@@banezjr5988 agreed

@hexa3389

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, technos old commentary videos and the skyblock ones were his best ones.

@ischios

4 жыл бұрын

@@hexa3389 this

@shroomkxgephdre9214

4 жыл бұрын

Cant wait to see him in the championships

Tommy: "you know having 100 techno stans yelling WAR ON TOMMY in your chat really gets to you." techno: "I deal with it pretty well."

@ecxdee

3 жыл бұрын

top comment with no replies?

@Michaelqqq

3 жыл бұрын

top comment with 1 reply?

@phoenixunder9169

3 жыл бұрын

top comment with 2 replies?

@tray1598

3 жыл бұрын

top comment with 4 replies?

@boi8992

3 жыл бұрын

@@tray1598 top comment with 5 replies?

14:33 philza swearing is another type of funny lmao

8:49 "There's a big lack of base here" - Sun Tzu

@darkpro_xgm

9 ай бұрын

"stop quoting things I never said" - sun tzu

3:45 : Techno: *uses a simile* Tommy: that was a poor metaphor

@jehooft8569

4 жыл бұрын

What utmost idiocracy, I say!

@acearachnid

4 жыл бұрын

This is completely and utterly preposterous

@underscoredfrisk

4 жыл бұрын

“It’s like the US school system”

@spencerguy1060

4 жыл бұрын

But, a simile is technically a metaphor, look it up

@lyfehaxandtrix3481

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.

“Tommy is like -2 people.” Tommy: Kills like 2 of his allies

@User-cs5yh

3 жыл бұрын

Mathematically accurate

@gabbyonline4853

3 жыл бұрын

the math checks out

@Marlin123

3 жыл бұрын

Modtly becouse he kills himself

@usa5893

3 жыл бұрын

Someone already has said this

@angliccx5198

3 жыл бұрын

Coppied

God this feels nostalgic when we took everything we had for granted

@therealcapybara

Жыл бұрын

You said it.. technoblade never dies

@nataliannawalingford8382

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade never dies

Now that he is gone rip Everyone will be comming back to remember his majestic plays Rip techno Always in my heart ❤

@linestelmach7961

Жыл бұрын

He was the best KZreadr that helped me through a lot. May he Rest In Peace ❤️

I like how when u enter his property it says: Hippity hoppity get off my property.

@alisontshangana

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!

@emilys2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@alisontshangana love that tho

@AbdullaHv999

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity get of my property lol

@VERTIGO1327

2 жыл бұрын

Haha now the Ukraines be like hippity hoppity this tanks on my property

@kyle.kaplanis

2 жыл бұрын

HIPPITY HOPPETY GET OF MY PROPERTY NOOB would be better

its funny how tommy started the war, but he didnt even get one hit on his enemy. He even killed his allies more.

@cowplusdog5655

2 жыл бұрын

832 likes and no comments..

@Mech126.

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowplusdog5655 yea

Can't believe Techno didn't know abt crystals at this time

Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes.

15:23 “The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself” - Sun Tzu

@deepwaterdude8291

4 жыл бұрын

@@adoor6241 No no, it's spelled Sun Tzu

@toe552

4 жыл бұрын

Dara Gopal Sun Zoo LMAOO

@playfulattire8819

4 жыл бұрын

fudge lee I read a lot of manhwa, in China they read the last name first, so it's zoo-san.

@Crevasse

4 жыл бұрын

Dara Gopal it’s Sun Tzu...

@alexm.2960

4 жыл бұрын

@@adoor6241 Maybe that's because "sun tzu" is actually pronounced that way? "tzu" is pronounced like "zoo", not "tezoo".

Tommy: *is fighting everyone with only Sylvee as an ally* Also Tommy: *Declares war on Sylvee*

@trenchdestroyer6995

3 жыл бұрын

MA NAMEZ JEFF basically ww1

@lokop-bq3ov

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, he’s an idiot

@theblandcharlie822

3 жыл бұрын

superior tactics are that which supass the sum of your armies and generals - Blun Blue

@nahlies2382

3 жыл бұрын

*has Sylvee as an ally* *Steals her clothes* *me, facepalming*

@Hat-

3 жыл бұрын

Also also Tommy: *Is a narcissistic little shit*

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only he knew

Watching this now hurts so much I will miss techno so much may he rest in peace ❤️

I love how Fit comes in all ready to destroy everyone and he just gets to chill

@memesrdreams4854

4 жыл бұрын

"Florida Man brings entire nuclear arsenal to barbecue"

@marshmallowallen5677

4 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Acosta 2b2t in a nutshell

@arwen402

3 жыл бұрын

him walking up with end crystals killed me

@TurinTurambar72

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, did you see crystal PvP?

@isfren5482

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh I watched fit longer then techno blade

Tommy: I dont need teammates Techno! Techno: Then you shall die braver than most

@user-ko1hi1fy9z

3 жыл бұрын

Lonlier*

@llllavemder

3 жыл бұрын

damn ooga

@DaDerpyCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

*dumber than most

@raeday7364

3 жыл бұрын

brave, or possibly just stupid

@Baddino45

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryadams1412 Somebody got it yes!

Silvia: punches sneeg Sneeg: techno stop hitting me Techno: fight, fight, fight

Fly high techno 🕊 We love you

Tommy is like the villain that reveals his plan before he does it

@kurokansen1094

4 жыл бұрын

so most cliche villains then.

@eon1633

4 жыл бұрын

This is somehow a very accurate description

@notagenwunner9299

4 жыл бұрын

He’s like Dr Evil from Austin powers

@qazxedq8322

4 жыл бұрын

AndrewIsTaken so like every animated villain ever?

@I.like.my.cat.more.than_you

4 жыл бұрын

AndrewIsTaken just Like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Technoblade : drops out of college to upload more Also technoblade : *uploads less*

@explodingpug8707

4 жыл бұрын

Lena Boo ikr

@emillammela2032

4 жыл бұрын

He baited us all!

@hamod54

4 жыл бұрын

@@emillammela2032 why so dramtic HE BAITED US ALL! THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN

@zSooS

4 жыл бұрын

he was sick

@hamod54

4 жыл бұрын

Ok zoomer

Tommy against techno: I DIDENT HEAR NO BELL techno:Fighting you is like drop kicking a toddler

Techno: "We have a guy with gold armor." The other team: "WE HAVE TOMMY."

Techno's enderpearl does more damage than Tommy.

@gtatiger1655

4 жыл бұрын

tru dat

@keqingsimplol93

4 жыл бұрын

Tru fat

@earrapestudios9066

4 жыл бұрын

tru dat

@hanryo8459

4 жыл бұрын

tru dat

@communistboi4699

4 жыл бұрын

tru dat

fun fact: every time techno killed tommy a youtooz appears on screen

@Zerdead

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@drep3542

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@tropical_7960

3 жыл бұрын

3:01 what about this?

@galaxytaco2873

3 жыл бұрын

Woah dedication

@beld3375

3 жыл бұрын

Vũ Lê Đức Thiện -32 no death message

“TommyInnit is like -2 people” 10 mins later TommyInnit tries to kill 2 of his teammate

I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...

“Techno is not aware of 2b2t culture, i see” “I’m not.” *almost a year later* “So you guys ever heard of *end crystals?*

@f-ham1717

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it lmaoo

@lattiahirvio7824

3 жыл бұрын

@Hero Games nah they actually have a separate hack for placing & exploding the crystals

@siriusk1453

3 жыл бұрын

@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want

@samuelweston4977

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that one quote just turned techno into an anarchist.

@theinternationalspectralun8742

3 жыл бұрын

@@f-ham1717 it's that people on 2b2t use end crystals to pvp

who would know he is secretly planting potatos behind all this

@redacted4695

3 жыл бұрын

It was all apart of the Master Plan

3:44 Tommy thats a poor metaphor Technoblade: who said it was a metaphor Fly high Technoblade

1:45 Techno : "alright chat, should we talk out our differences or should we use violence ?" *Voices - Derivakat [70 Voices Chorus] intensifies in the background*

@zadabking9791

Жыл бұрын

:)

@potate7598

9 ай бұрын

All warfare is based

The fact that techno can 1v3 without losing a heart is so funny

@potate7598

3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s because he drank a potion of turtle master which causes slowness and resistance so- that’s debatable

@aetherheart1954

3 жыл бұрын

Muffin Exe Has Crashed its still a 1v3 potions are apart of the game

@sniffley7058

3 жыл бұрын

Techno could probably 1v5 but he would need to use potions and he would also probably be close to dying

@ExtraVanillaTried

3 жыл бұрын

@@sniffley7058 yeeeee

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

3 жыл бұрын

@@sniffley7058 i mean he 1v9ed in skywars only losing half hp but that's debatable probably

Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head. Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.

@aa-tj8be

3 жыл бұрын

correct

@jakestan1185

3 жыл бұрын

And techno is a coward even though I ran away so much

@samermadanat3998

3 жыл бұрын

OMG techno only got 10 kills TRASH! Jk this was a joke I. Am imitating techno Fans

@samermadanat3998

3 жыл бұрын

Stans

@samermadanat3998

3 жыл бұрын

@@aa-tj8be not fans

"Lady and gentlemen" has got to be one of Tommy's best lines...

13:47 there has never been a better moment on the entire SMPEarth

“It’s like drop kicking a toddler” *Sheds a tear* ahh the memories

@quantumflare

4 жыл бұрын

DotALotTroller // A_LoneHunter truer words have never been spoken

@zpan1741

4 жыл бұрын

heh, I get the joke. *WAIT WHA-*

@badimaaa4a548

4 жыл бұрын

@@zpan1741 *

@lelerrer

4 жыл бұрын

Badimations roundabout plays

@throbbing_moist

4 жыл бұрын

I miss being a teacher

I can just imagine during like Revolutionary war someone yells “TIMEOUT”

@rexosaurus9597

2 жыл бұрын

WWII be like

@ggabrie6568

2 жыл бұрын

Napoleon after the battle of waterloo be like

@dorian2311

2 жыл бұрын

queen Elizabeth everytime she is about to die be like (but it works with her idk why)

@ineffabledolphin9139

2 жыл бұрын

The British at the battle of yorktown. History repeats itself

@thedorkylab2729

2 жыл бұрын

WWI Christmas Day. Lots of people literally just sang songs

TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you." *Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*

9:25 Grunk:“Is asking for specs allowed?” Techno:”Bro, I picked the gold armor dude, just pick someone”

Tommy: i dont need alies Narrator: he did in fact, need alies

@Nerdnumberone

2 жыл бұрын

He needed to not start shit with Technoblade. The number of allies he could find was not nearly sufficient.

@EndoClaw

8 ай бұрын

@@NerdnumberoneNarrator: he did, in fact, need allies, so many that it was impossible for him to win.

Tommy is the type of guy to say “time out” when he’s about to get tagged.

@9nikolai

4 жыл бұрын

Quite literally.

@italo7752

4 жыл бұрын

And then argue how he wasn't tagged because he said time out

@frenchwaffl

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I know another tommy like that

@skyrosy2213

4 жыл бұрын

Darn it am I the only Tommy Stan here?

@thehuyto

4 жыл бұрын

and then walk around, if you time out everyone has to stand still until time in! its common knowledge!

2:21 now we know it actually did damage

@aaronplayz9605

11 ай бұрын

o7

@sureshmahato5297

11 ай бұрын

@@aaronplayz9605 o7

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only we had known

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.

@ungefeiert

3 жыл бұрын

IT STAYS IN THE PIT

@dep_team9062

3 жыл бұрын

STAYS IN THE PIT

@admiralautistic2905

3 жыл бұрын

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

@FOXEVY

3 жыл бұрын

STAYS IN THE PIT

@cadie37

3 жыл бұрын

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

Technoblade: "Lets point our guns at him... Its like the US school system.!" Demonetization: "Allow me to introduce myself."

@brisareyes7927

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't demonitized though.

@robertcarterjr1

4 жыл бұрын

@@brisareyes7927 woooosh

@samundef3500

3 жыл бұрын

Brisa Reyes that’s the most shocking part of the entire video

@jasonmarcellino1483

3 жыл бұрын

@@samundef3500 true

rest in peace legend

loved him so much, and i hope hes chasing all the little orphan children in heaven

@_qquantum

Жыл бұрын

..

@randorkutsarin6065

Жыл бұрын

Hoping so too

@voidofthelight5166

Жыл бұрын

Phrasing

slyvee: wants to fight techno techno: trys to kill her slyvee: wait that's illegal

@jeffrothberg3185

3 жыл бұрын

Feminists in a nutshell

@varillusion6316

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffrothberg3185 thats unrelated

@festethephule7553

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffrothberg3185 I...don't even know what this means.

@ganadibanprathaban1737

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffrothberg3185 get a life

@TheRealHighTierHuman

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Your not wrong Lmao

Wow Tommy has historically not had a good experience with pits

@ashleii9855

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@starlight0313

3 жыл бұрын

How bout we toss him in the pit godzilla made after you died

@an1k_623

3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for laughing at this. That still doesn't stop me so HAhAhaHAJhAHAhAjhAjAahAHHAhA

@whybo9115

2 жыл бұрын

Tommy has supergirlygamer vibes

@imsun2681

2 жыл бұрын

It stays in the pit

Everyone lets point our guns at him while seated *Its like the US school system* - Technoblade 12:30 best quote ever

@Longest_comment501

Жыл бұрын

Yes

i miss you sm techno, im crying about you almost every night wishing you never died, ur videos were the only thing that comforted me and now that theirs no more im actually so sad all the time, i miss you. i wish u could come back all the time, your all i think about i miss u so much, it breaks my heart that i never got to interact or talk to you in any way at all, i miss u more than ever

"Oh that cough did more damage than you did" ~Technoblade Tommy: [sad dissapointment noises]

@sensei_monke798

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy: *sad business men noises*

@lazydonkey3617

4 жыл бұрын

Grunk is just sitting there like: *bruh*

Fandom: “Phil is that tired, stressed, and responsible father” Phil: *bombs Tommy twice and was threatening his villagers and is very much chaotic*

@halloo5288

3 жыл бұрын

Your father doesn’t do that?

@dedea2140

3 жыл бұрын

@@halloo5288 literally i thought it was normal

@michaelgillespie9112

2 жыл бұрын

@@halloo5288 Nah that's my Mom. Did you know she went to war with my school system, and won, multiple times? 🙂

@lancetheking7524

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgillespie9112 is this a "Karen sues school" or "bullshit teachers and principal gets sued" scenario

@gigacat9761

2 жыл бұрын

@@lancetheking7524 bit of both

Blood For the blood god. Rest in peace you legend

The person who needed allies the least had people with him while fighting a lone man who needed allies the most. Perfection. 😊