it stays in the pit

@lorenabasabe206

3 жыл бұрын

yes yes

@sudeepgowda8375

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@SC-hk6bs

3 жыл бұрын

The king hath returned

@madisyn_xox

3 жыл бұрын

In the p i t

@redspheres6269

3 жыл бұрын

The pig stays in the pit

"He murdered you in front of a crowd" He also murdered the crowd

@wobbmin3705

3 жыл бұрын

No witnesses

@kalpeshjain6044

3 жыл бұрын

@@wobbmin3705 yepp

@Robin-su6mn

3 жыл бұрын

Tru tru

@nothinglol3756

3 жыл бұрын

"Nobody will notice if there's no one to notice" -NoThInGlOl

@bobby3379

3 жыл бұрын

hey brother bobby lol

techno: assasinates half the nation shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT

@blazeyude9999

3 жыл бұрын

The whole nation, actually

@Meme-pg5tw

3 жыл бұрын

That was quackity

@blurp9054

3 жыл бұрын

I mean shlatt have a condition

@aj-ug9hh

3 жыл бұрын

can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno

@2weaky_702

3 жыл бұрын

Thats because technoblade never dies.

Tubbo: “...our people have been beaten down by royals and dictators...” The chat: *ItsFundy was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Technoblade*

@1IQIntellectual2

Жыл бұрын

Finally a new comment that isn’t so emotional

@Luke-lm2dk

Жыл бұрын

@@1IQIntellectual2 I've actually gotten so sick of all the "technoblade never dies🥺🥺🥺🥺" BRO I DONT WANT YOUR PERSONAL ANECDOTE OF HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GODAMN

@Vitamortis.

Жыл бұрын

@@Luke-lm2dk i agree except the blasphemy

@TheKweenII_09

Жыл бұрын

@13:13 - Quackity, Jschlatt and Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Subscribe to Technoblade] by Technoblade

@JudgePlaysRoblox

Жыл бұрын

Finally a comment that dosent make me cry a bunch

Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*

@HannahGlover-nj5sz

4 ай бұрын

He got excellent content.

@yunqpr

20 күн бұрын

​@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀

@loah_1

4 күн бұрын

@@yunqpr aged like milk

techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*

@StarryxNight5

3 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.

@perom551

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity

@coolboyfunnel9999

3 жыл бұрын

8

@evil-doer6211

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭

@mishlimon98

3 жыл бұрын

the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket

Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”

@lukea9854

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books

@elil7945

3 жыл бұрын

The violence was certainly colorful

@ohitsrusher842

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the colors were very red

@mangoes.

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish

@clam6254

3 жыл бұрын

i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious

i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"

That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD

Techno: *kills the whole manberg population* Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!

@artificialidiot1654

3 жыл бұрын

@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians

@pineapplepizza1490

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz techno is too powerful

@mohmmadahmed8522

3 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@StarryxNight5

3 жыл бұрын

Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.

@pineswut4676

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t killed purpled lol

jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno” Techno: “To dinner?”

@agintofchoas7014

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture

@talentlesscommenter1329

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture

@ninjajuju

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture

@hishamaziz764

3 жыл бұрын

No, take him out to lunch

@bladehelix3524

3 жыл бұрын

@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast

"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace

hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now

@inksans8167

5 ай бұрын

😭😭

@MuffinKingRin

5 ай бұрын

😢

@Depressedweeboo

4 ай бұрын

yeah

"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"

@lazicepie7800

3 жыл бұрын

Deserves to go in the museum of -‘Technoblade quotes’- Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’

@Monker851

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?

@c.y.922

3 жыл бұрын

Good quotes

@Minecraft_Steve_

3 жыл бұрын

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@cloakdagger4711

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.

“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.” -Sun Tzu

@die8208

3 жыл бұрын

Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽

@cherrypie1025

3 жыл бұрын

technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar

I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.

18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*

“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!” “Sir this is a taco bell”

@qaurito8081

3 жыл бұрын

get rid of the government techno

@CoolName5383

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was an subway

@hkpenguin6309

3 жыл бұрын

Slaygix no it’s a wendys

@ConventionalAnarchy

3 жыл бұрын

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE

@winterhawks4830

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just crapped my pants

"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?" *Dead silence* "For fun?"

@jepiene

3 жыл бұрын

Whoo state secrets

@sindly8729

3 жыл бұрын

Whoo,party

@kousei9661

3 жыл бұрын

FIREWORKS WHOO

@wobbmin3705

3 жыл бұрын

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@hayhay4357

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well

Techno: *commits mass genocide* "I'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure"

Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home. Fundy: NOOOOOOO

“Techno it’s been 15 years your subscribers need you techno” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@ratio6677

3 жыл бұрын

Never has a truer statement ever been uttered...

@ampere7220

3 жыл бұрын

i smell like wet metal

@speciality6264

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD SO INSPIRING 😮😮😮😮

@brahm739

3 жыл бұрын

*27

jschlatt: “Take him out.” technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”

@backspas6485

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@stuff5757

3 жыл бұрын

Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor

@waffle3879

3 жыл бұрын

What a romantic gentleman 😏

@deceasedbeing9540

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@dannyn6036

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time

Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him

@mehemmetdorak

Жыл бұрын

can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead

@iiiaero

Жыл бұрын

@@mehemmetdorak fr

@yoinkerofcookies

Жыл бұрын

@@mehemmetdorak fax

@coalgamez1326

8 ай бұрын

Rip

@willarddavis7938

8 ай бұрын

his humor isnt the only thing not getting old

Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on KZread If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you

@mehemmetdorak

Жыл бұрын

can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead

@hiii345

11 ай бұрын

@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad

Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly

@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car

3 жыл бұрын

self insert

@Professor_Brie

3 жыл бұрын

They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍

@RaelagDidEverythingRight

3 жыл бұрын

They are pretending they are themselves

@okayum

3 жыл бұрын

@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.

@okayum

3 жыл бұрын

EDIT: misunderstood

technoblade:i will go even when im not invited also him:why am i here?

no one: techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water

Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.

@ddybo123

3 жыл бұрын

youre not wrong

@radit6288

3 жыл бұрын

because he have adhd

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

Because he was tasked with espionage

@i2t290

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@randomperson1844

3 жыл бұрын

It could be that... he is a sadist

Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?

@droopsmoop

3 жыл бұрын

So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre

@shakazar1815

3 жыл бұрын

@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@deadprank947

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittycat-sc7je shut up

@Yo-en8fc

3 жыл бұрын

Eh. Sounds normal

@duceysanem

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about

16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022

@DeezLigma_

Жыл бұрын

Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢

@mehemmetdorak

Жыл бұрын

can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead

@_SunTzu

2 ай бұрын

2022? god damn

Techboblade: “I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water” Fundy: *MAD CONFUSED NOISES*

@tigo9328

3 жыл бұрын

Be Honest who else is a FAN 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 “ɪ’ᴍ sᴜʙʙɪɴ𝙶 ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏⓄɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙ𝘴​ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”👀😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

@gamerhatch9072

3 жыл бұрын

tigo .__. Stop it bot

@bagel4620

3 жыл бұрын

tigo .__. I’m not a fan I’m a lamp

I like how he edited out missing the first trident shot

@poyoviews9168

3 жыл бұрын

First try AYYY

@varillusion6316

3 жыл бұрын

techno gotta look slick

@Energy807

3 жыл бұрын

Of course lol

@Energy807

3 жыл бұрын

@@shells7766 ok I won't

@ahuman6956

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I didn’t even notice that

R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts o7

I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :). Have good time in heven techno

Techno: [ goes through the entire history of the server in three seconds ] People who haven’t watched the streams: 𝙤𝙝 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

also Tommy and others have made multiple videos every 4 or so days

@AliG_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bonk2987

3 жыл бұрын

Oh okay

@nov4ni

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve don’t have twitch and so I get everything from animations-

@xradar8349

3 жыл бұрын

where can i watch the streams?

Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other KZreadrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.

@parvathypattanath4249

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@sirbilliamiii8229

3 жыл бұрын

It do be like that tho

@imaginee6236

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers? Tommy: *W a r*

@angadgrewal9324

3 жыл бұрын

it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place

@edgewastaken2432

3 жыл бұрын

I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

if this video was a cow, it would produce golden milk

Everyone: is role-playing Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently

@gunter6377

3 жыл бұрын

Manberg may have taxes. We don't know

@user-yw3ic8qc1h

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade : power : 10 defence : 10 charisma : 7 dedication : 10 intelligence : 10 role play : 2

@rossadinho7349

3 жыл бұрын

@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit

@HiroForgetsStuff

3 жыл бұрын

Yep this makes sense than humanity

@karalyna2004

2 жыл бұрын

Technofraud

tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders

@Sorta8

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade in a nutshell.

@ze-what5499

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the orphans

@amarisdelarosa102

3 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@ani-tabun6056

3 жыл бұрын

technoblade moment

@smrtenbyproductions5935

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup

The intro to this was the peak

Techno: "There was like 20 guys!" Also Techno: *Kills entire server in less than 20 seconds.*

@agintofchoas7014

3 жыл бұрын

The people he kills arent wearing any armor, the ones who had on armor ran up to the podium or ran away

@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161

3 жыл бұрын

That's a death per second ratio of 1!

@agintofchoas7014

3 жыл бұрын

@@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161 *me bout to pull ip the footage, count the actual amount and reply the actual ratio* 0.4 kills a second or 4 kills every ten seconds

@Murknium

3 жыл бұрын

hold up, that is a very specific calculation

@epic5688

3 жыл бұрын

@@agintofchoas7014 u wasted your time calculating that.... Pog THATS POG I LIKE IT

Techno: uploads the festival Everyone: hey I've seen this one! Techno: what do you mean you've seen it its brand new

@Megiddo501

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@theuniversedeer5096

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym? This is litteraly brand new :v

@KushagraPratap

3 жыл бұрын

@@theuniversedeer5096 I watched it way earlier on fundy's channel

@emmawoudul4917

3 жыл бұрын

@@theuniversedeer5096 it's also on Tommy's channel

@ilhandaanish2381

3 жыл бұрын

Technically there’s the vods that you can watch

if you are down here because you've heard of his death, lets both take a moment to appreciate his life. he was a living legend, and now that legend is immortalized in our hearts. if given to opportunity, donate blood for cancer patients, let techno be our beacon of guidance as we work to protect those who cant protect themselves. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence” -hot elbow man

@cope_induced

3 жыл бұрын

i wheezed jesus christ-

@bunnybunbun2826

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man

@leesmith5948

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@Rigazalinko

3 жыл бұрын

thanks air conditioner

@lightningllama

3 жыл бұрын

What're you doing in my room 😳

“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@stuun-two-re3571

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism

@lcgdabmaster6797

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden

@ascendingmofo2943

3 жыл бұрын

@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words

@lusca999

3 жыл бұрын

@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM

@justicenah8183

3 жыл бұрын

eck

technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno

this guy really just drank strength for the fistfight

Techno: actually uploads His fans: I’ve seen this on so many channels a couple weeks ago but I’ll still watch it.

@impossible9690

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 tru

@pzb1017

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this first in Techno’s stream.

@kartauf_l8844

3 жыл бұрын

@@impossible9690 But here it has been edited by an english major

@nrangaswamy5618

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aidenlee6877

3 жыл бұрын

Most relatable comment lmfao

When techno killed jschlatt while trying to kill tubbo - *plot.exe has stopped working*

@eui33k28

3 жыл бұрын

Plot armor wasn't strong enough

@pirs9383

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that

(Accidently kills Jschlatt and Quackity) - Oh no... (Reloads crossbow) - *...anyways.*

Pov Techno: kills 80% of the people there Also manburg: GET TOMMY

What this video has shown me: - People can drink water while drowning - Peer pressure can kill - fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon - violence is the universal language

@NoNo-jy8jm

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Rhyton

3 жыл бұрын

The firework + crossbow shock me ngl

@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838

3 жыл бұрын

Fireworks + Crossbow is good against crowds because of the AOE damage.

@evanbates3062

3 жыл бұрын

i didn't even know you could do that

@Vardel.

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanbates3062 its a mod

Everyone: "OMG Tubbo died nooo ;-;" Techno: "Lmao look at that killstreak"

@stuun-two-re3571

3 жыл бұрын

POSITIVE KD!!

@ThunderhunterFTW

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine Technoblades killstreak is much longer than one man could realistically count... never dying and all.

@hussienhaydersaleh7634

3 жыл бұрын

LAUGH MY ASS OUT LMAO LOL

@mayra9090

3 жыл бұрын

8 player killstreak

@mineland8220

3 жыл бұрын

Some *p h a t* killstreak right there

"I'm dying slowly" the irony...

Technoblade Never Dies!

Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!” Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”

@PS-vr1uv

3 жыл бұрын

@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*

@salvadororellana571

3 жыл бұрын

Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1

@secretlyditto7716

3 жыл бұрын

@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)

@salvadororellana571

3 жыл бұрын

@@secretlyditto7716 thanks

@imlostandneedanswers1310

3 жыл бұрын

@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓

"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."

@gabrielcinaqui4334

3 жыл бұрын

This aged poorly

@stormstrikerpro

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how so

@backflicker9145

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Cinaqui how?

@Elyzeon.

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how?

@loganf.3370

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Cinaqui h o w

It's so crazy that this is nostalgic for me now

WHEN YOU WERE DROWNING YOU ATE PIG MEAT

Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!” Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”

@aaronshan51

3 жыл бұрын

By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)

@abc6568

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government

@f.b.i6889

3 жыл бұрын

@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.

@aa01blue38

3 жыл бұрын

He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG

@abc6568

3 жыл бұрын

@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple

You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel

@everyone343

3 жыл бұрын

🥰

@stevenandersen6989

3 жыл бұрын

Happy late channel birthday techno

still here rewatch all your vid , we miss you techno :(

ive decided to go back and wathc the entire dsmp story from technos pov RIP rest easy bro

When Techno is in a high stress situation he reverts to his primal instinct, which is to stab everything

@soblimightexists6180

3 жыл бұрын

thats just true

@cranknlesdesires

3 жыл бұрын

The red haze descends upon his eyes and people die

@zunixd

3 жыл бұрын

That's too true

@patriciaanne0307

3 жыл бұрын

When in stress, murder is the only option

@_hippo1234

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeee violence

"When drowning, drink a glass of water." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@jarjishasan3230

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@Asleepkat

3 жыл бұрын

It must be in a glass

bro really said i had to take a break from drowning. Had to rewatch RIP techno

Who just keeps watching techno after he died rip

He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes

@TopHatsGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Potato war 4? The grand finale

@CreamyCow

3 жыл бұрын

@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch

@cdragon7583

3 жыл бұрын

@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever

@pedropereira6888

3 жыл бұрын

I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource

@Error-zg4po

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content

jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!” everyone else: “democracy!!!” techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”

@user-zb8ne6lu6j

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@TroyPM

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@Duk1lee

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@emilys2562

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@whyareyoureadingmyname5747

3 жыл бұрын

:)

Schallt:Take him out. Techno:Take him out to dinner? I can't believe how he kept his humor during stress xD R.I.P Blood King 😭

Who is here today, Technoblade never dies

Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me" Also Techno: *kills everyone*

@strategicalcelery9206

3 жыл бұрын

WITH ONLY HIS BOW

@grace30728

3 жыл бұрын

How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused

@23iputubagussuryadananjaya24

3 жыл бұрын

@@grace30728 firework

@clashdash5654

3 жыл бұрын

@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash

@simeonabreha7050

3 жыл бұрын

@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow

Techno’s existence itself is a flex. He obliterated everyone as colorful as possible.

@StarryxNight5

3 жыл бұрын

He made sure to get the manburg colours for the rockets so he could flex on them. It was expensive but worth it.

@Lanzeloth2099

3 жыл бұрын

where can i watch dream smp

@cezi6211

3 жыл бұрын

*I can agree.*

@adventurepie4150

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lanzeloth2099 Unfortunately, to be updated on Dream SMP, you gotta get yourself update through the streams of everyone in Dream SMP (on Twitch). Some of them stream everyday and probs better to be updated through the YT summary channels. But if there’s only one streamer that will give you full context of what’s happening, its Tommyinnit. :)

@InZaynReality

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lanzeloth2099 you can look on the playlists for the streams

13:40 has to be one of my favorite parts 😂

All the man wanted a “trident”…. Never got it on his sever.

i love how techno says very random things "yeah violence!" "WOOO STATE SECRETS"

@jasherr3740

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@mikehunt3060

3 жыл бұрын

*I... Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.

@fignootin9874

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties

@eldritchgod4308

3 жыл бұрын

@@fignootin9874 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.

@perfectionist.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.

Techno I know your not alive but I’m. Telling you you always made me happy in the darkest times and I love potatoes to! But your dead.. but you’ve done so much for the world and everyone wishes you were here so we all love you technoblade we’re sorry you passed away but we still love you and we’ll always love you and people who see this always belive your dreams

NO ONE NOTICED HOW HE WENT Techno: "Wilbur. you wanted to blow up lmanburg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah man! thats all in the past. *thats all in the future.* "

“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”

@anai.7889

3 жыл бұрын

What stream is that in?

@tomsektul31

3 жыл бұрын

@@anai.7889 The Festival

@anai.7889

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry

@SagemaGrindset1894

3 жыл бұрын

And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao

@techyesgun7991

3 жыл бұрын

It stays in the pit

Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo” Techno: “Genocide it is then!”

@jamebeckhusen9030

3 жыл бұрын

“Its mass murder then”

@fabrir8512

3 жыл бұрын

Mass murder*

@jaxonfreeze7882

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying

@sprtanboy8069

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment

@Dappersworth

3 жыл бұрын

Genocide: "The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."

4:00 techno never dies !

Tommy:YOU KILLED TUBBO Fundy:kills niki(drown) and laughs in front of many people

I Like how techno when he’s explain that he can only fly in the rain, it sounds like a crappy superpower

@casuals.3.19

3 жыл бұрын

If he had these powers irl they would be useless because he lives in California

@directioner4859

3 жыл бұрын

@@casuals.3.19 yep

@Apollowram

3 жыл бұрын

Sorta like catch the rainbow from steel ball run

@AuroraAquarius

3 жыл бұрын

Cody Jake yea I would hate to have that power cause rain is my least favorite weather and I live in an area where it seems every time it rains, it's either really cold out or it's summer.

@eascide

3 жыл бұрын

@@Apollowram yeah thats why i was thinkin of

Techno: There was like... 20 people watching- ready to jump me at any second. Also Technoblade: *Casually murders the same 20 people in 3 seconds*

@octosaurinvasion

3 жыл бұрын

he killed the 8 who were not armed or prepared. the 20 would see him refuse to kill tubbo and wear their armor and instantly start destroying techno.

@c3rt499

3 жыл бұрын

@@octosaurinvasion bro take a joke he's just exaggerated what techno did to some poor people

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

@@unor1ginalname op stuff ey

@Drguhasluvd

3 жыл бұрын

all of you guys forgot the fact Techno didn't know how powerful was that rocket-crossbow.

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drguhasluvd I mean, maybe he did, which is why he attempted to test it out, and boi, *it worked*

I love the fact, that under every video of this legend new comments with Rip Techno are. We will never forget this legend

Researching this for banes realm

“everybody’s here” the owner of the server: 👁👄👁

@cloudythoughts9242

3 жыл бұрын

So........ Dream? 🤔

@lillyschmidt8984

3 жыл бұрын

And karl

@katehenderson25

3 жыл бұрын

george: 💤➖👄➖ 💤

@kittyself

3 жыл бұрын

george, who slept during this: 👁👄👁

@user-ye8hd8ud3q

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittyself no no its ➖👄➖

Tommy: TECHNO YOU-- Techno: P I T.

@qaurito8081

3 жыл бұрын

Anything Tommy says should just be responded with, "PIT"

@Pearlbytez

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@duceysanem

3 жыл бұрын

@@qaurito8081 I think you mean *it stays in the pit*

R.I.P. I MISS YOU TECHNOBLADE.

red festival is a copy of red wedding from game of thrones rip legend, miss you so much. you did so much during your minecraft career, you were truly the best mc player ever

@johnroach9026

7 ай бұрын

"'And who are you?' The proud pig said 'That I must bow so low'"

“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.” -Technoblade, 2020.

@reedkeister24

3 жыл бұрын

He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava

@imlimpoism9260

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@strategicalcelery9206

3 жыл бұрын

i was searching for this comment

@joaquinsantana281

3 жыл бұрын

I took a break from overeating to have a snack.

@johndm.a0252

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to 1000 likes boy

Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

@bfx2515

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy is blind

@Eontrix

3 жыл бұрын

He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb

@naturegame8624

3 жыл бұрын

He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.

@copyshark2093

3 жыл бұрын

Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice

@gremlinfifty2308

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Who still watching this to this day?

@Jellybabyfang22

2 ай бұрын

Me 😢

I miss him

Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies* Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"

@ericschreck8979

3 жыл бұрын

Big facts, like what’s up with this man

@jayde8797

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.

@ajq1635

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo

@jayde8797

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajq1635 Teehee :)

@impulse7942

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.